Wonky Bamboo and Shrinkage! - Hermitcraft 9: #32

We continue our crossover on the Empires server!
Today we help out fWhip in Gobland, we get SHRUNK, and we do some magic with Shubble.
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[@belmarzi5474]

i love how scar and tango are just like... gathering the most random and fun items from the different empires. it's like cultural exchange lol

[@d4r7h3b3r]

Silly tourists. :)

[@DumAzzFairy]

This

[@LRosieB]

I think Pearl is doing the same thing, although she has bonus Empires lore

[@esWhistler]

hope they'll get to take some of that back to hermitcraft

[@mehpainter]

It'd be funny is Tango and Scar bring back their souvenirs when they go to Hermitcraft

[@izzyliberty8720]

Tango really came to Gobland and said "hey, this is gorgeous, but damn, you live like this?" because his tender hermit heart can't take such low efficiency AND insufficient wonkiness xD

[@lomiification]

I think the porkchop villager trade is for uncooked?

[@izzyliberty8720]

@@lomiification well, I know that, you know that Tango doesn't seem to know that, so it still *looks like* low efficiency

[@Lea_D.]

@@izzyliberty8720 And Fwhip already has an automated lava fuel + smelter system set up, but shhh we won't tell Tango. ;)

[@junoantaresofficial]

Empires: yeah, come on in! Make yourself comfortable! Hermits: We go fast! We go hard! We go bold. We go BIG! AND WE NEVER GO HOME!

[@IceMetalPunk]

They've got to go home eventually, otherwise RIP Decked Out 2 :(

[@Louiecog]

Pretty sure the BIG became they get shrunk.

[@heck3r]

@@IceMetalPunk yes they will bc grian said in his vid that hermit's are on vacation in empires

[@zacke.1286]

@@Louiecog Small bodies. BIG ASPERSIONS!

[@lordshuv-rowyoknow6486]

Hermits are like demon in a horror movie, you can summon them but can't send them back.

[@sarablack2118]

So far, almost every hermit (that I've seen) has made a short joke aimed at Bdubs when talking about the hermit shrinkage machine and it's one of my favorite things lmao

[@kiiralicious]

I don't enjoy these jokes at all :/ Makes me feel bad for smaller guys

[@sarablack2118]

@@kiiralicious As someone who is one of the smaller guys (5ft tall lmao), I think it's very funny. And besides, if Bdubs had an actual problem with it the Hermits are all friends, they'd talk it out. Appreciate the concern for us small folks though!

[@Coren024]

@@kiiralicious It's not making fun of short people, Tango and Impulse are both below average height. The joke is that BDubs is short but won't admit it, even though Tango is confident he was taller the time the two met at an event.

[@riri5745]

@@kiiralicious remember they are friends and comfy with each other. Also they aren't really making fun of short people in general, few hermits are smaller than bdubs but it became an inside joke bcs of how defensive he reacts everytime

[@PhoenixArtz000]

@@kiiralicious i mean I'm 5'1, its funny short people get made fun of all the time, as long as it's not an actual insult (which to bdubs it's not, it's like how everyone calls jimmy a toy) it's very funny :D i get called an arm rest, and i often times say i can't reach the bottom shelf very funny making fun of height is just the peak of comedy (height of comedy?-)

[@rap2H]

Tango, that's fWhip's hoglin farm. He intentionally made it raw so he can barter the raw porkchops with the goblin butchers. :)

[@TheRealWormbo]

It's actually a great use for the dumb amounts of pork you get from hoglin farms. The porkonomy is booming!

[@NateHarlos]

Werk

[@thecozycrow9118]

Ah that's smart I didn't think about trading

[@jurrrr1637]

Lmao, shubble talking to the frog reminded me of iskall talking to the horse thinking it was stress 😂😂😂

[@YetAnotherJenn]

Same!! 😂

[@heatherreadsreddit8579]

Yes! 😂

[@miniciominiciominicio]

hahahaha that was so good.

[@marwCZ]

Yeah :D

[@NateHarlos]

I forgot about this. Thank you so much

[@discoj7112]

I love that Scar misread Hermichigan as Hermigeddon and now the name is spreading.

[@TheKazragore]

He's good at the misreading to comedic effect.

[@Huntracony]

You're probably the most social Hermit. Living with Jimmy, working for Fwhip, apprenticing with Shelby, and part of Hermitopia! I love it.

[@nasiskahn]

Agreed! Totally opposite from S7 without proxy chat and Life series to open up his eyes to possibilities. All he did was dig his hole for decked out. He missed out on a lot of interactions. I never thought I would see him colab with XB but I got that chance with proxy chat! 😁 I remember being really bummed about that.

[@howdidwegethere8105]

@@nasiskahn yea! I think proxy chat is one of the best things hermits have added (mod wise), it’s so funny to just hear them interact with everybody without issues😄

[@tsunsu]

Ya i noticed that to i love tango actully getting to know the empire plyers i wish other hermits would do the same.

[@davidfwooldridge3430]

I would actually like a series that is just Tango and Fwhip collabing. Their skill sets and personality overlap like chocolate and peanut butter and would make something really special.

[@catherineliu06]

The best combination. Now...which is chocolate?

[@ruler255]

@@catherineliu06 tango

[@Krisszhu1990]

@@catherineliu06 They both are nuts, but in a good way :D

[@fenixmeaney6170]

Create mod, perhaps?

[@thesleepiithingqwq9371]

yess, this! I love their interactions!

[@TintedRhythm]

This collab opens up the possibility of the Empires people playing Decked Out and I'm so down for that.

[@laurenmilsten6997]

The content I didn't know I needed. Thanks.

[@rofther]

Oooh that would be so awesome!

[@Himmel-Himmel]

oh my gosh?? that’s sounds amazing!!

[@4FingerFreddie]

Fwhip coming over and decorating decked out - similar what bdubs did last time

[@shotgungod69thpinapostle92]

so uhhh...... Tango needs.... quite .... a few(???) extra rooms for personal space there...... but to do tht they either need to trap the Empires members there or stabilize the dimensional portal enough for them to be able to hop back and forth quite easily lol

[@lauren9226]

Tango has my favorite approach to this crossover. The way he seems like he has so much fun interacting with people while also making cool projects is the best.

[@tsunsu]

Ya the is the whole point of collabs and cross overs i mean gem and false have thir reson not to interact but none of the other hermits do.

[@IceMetalPunk]

The Tango/Shubble motto: "You can't learn from mistakes if you don't make lots of them!"

[@addastra03]

Wonkify is basically equal to Tangofy by now

[@lyvaellaevans]

Skadooooodle!!

[@whimsycole246]

Except it should be "wonkificate"

[@redfeatheredreptile]

I love how much Tango is willing to 'yes,and' the empires folks with their stories and roleplay. It's really fun to see, and i'm sure they love having someone to bounce their character off of. A lot of their lore is told only through their character's narration, so sometimes you dont learn as much as when there's another 'character' to respond to. Sometimes a character's pov will omit things or tell things their way, and you need another character to see the other side.

[@XyloJW123]

I love that Tango has joined Fwhip, Jimmy, Shubble, and the Hermits. And there’s no way he doesn’t join Bdub’s cult! Tango will just end up joining almost every Empire

[@imagine_big9398]

Also, i love how is slowly collecting more and more things. The hat, the ears, the shortness

[@oaksparoakspar3144]

Tango built the hub as a giant box of darkness. Tango stared into the abyss. The abyss stared back. Tango slaughtered the abyss industrially and filled the abyss with stars. Tango brought light into the hub. Tango built the hub. All come together in the hub. Tango is the hub. - The cult of Tek (since apparently the Hermitgeddon theme is cults) I'm just looking forward to whatever undiluted madness Doc is cooking up.

[@TheRealWormbo]

If he joined the Church of the Sun/Cult of Bdubs, he'd have to choose between his hat and sub glasses. That'd be a tough choice.

[@XyloJW123]

@@TheRealWormbo I really did think of that and I wouldn't put it past Tango to go get a custom hat/sunglasses model made

[@thunderblaze9997]

Not necessarily. FWhip has both sunglasses and ears at the same time.

[@BellyriaGames]

Shubble and Tango energy is just awesome!

[@thecityofakqvwsvlogs4212]

The Tango and Shubble content is something I live for! Tango has taken this crossover in stride and I'm all here for it! This is my favorite crossover by far and this is hilarious to see the interactions and I'm excited to see more of them!

[@RedWinterRoses]

Tango's interactions with literally every empires member is just golden. He's a goblin. He's a rancher. He's an apprentice witch. He's here for a good time and is willing to help provide entertainment. This crossover is the greatest thing and I can't wait for more of it. (Also the lowkey shade on the bamboo and hoglin farms XD)

[@euler4273]

This crossover has seen Tango being amazed by the beautiful builds, and also pulling his hair out because of the way the Empire server's farms are constructed.

[@krono6400]

All the other Hermits: *band together* Scar and Tango: *gotta get them all*

[@Blueeyesthewarrior]

Shubble and Tango hanging out is the wholesomeness I’ve been looking for.

[@chloejohnson9471]

I love this crossover!!! All my favourite creators on one smp!!!! Also: the reason the pork from the hotline isn’t cooked is so Fwhip can trade it with his goblin villagers.

[@unchartedknight0193]

Theory: Once the Hemit gets back Tango will see some parts of his base have been finished by the mysterious entity known as Lore. Just an theory on why Tango hasn't been streaming lately on HermitPires.

[@pinakijana9479]

Also the amount of contents on his Empire videos are significantly less than his Hermitcraft videos. So I am hoping he is working on Decked Out in the background.

[@unchartedknight0193]

@@pinakijana9479 he has to since this crossover will probably be a month or more of otherwise no progress. It kinda helps since he doesn't have to stress about presenting the progress in every weekly video and is able to work on his own pace for a bit.

[@derda1304]

@@pinakijana9479 somehow the empire-people need to be able to play decked out, when they visit hermitcraft-server so surely he's working on it

[@ryanreklaw]

I was thinking the same thing. I habitually watch his streams and have been missing them. I think he may be working behind the scenes and doesn't want to break that 4th wall... though me as a viewer I would just pretend I know nothing as I do many times when Tango tells us we are getting exclusive previews during streams... On the plus with the Rift I do see Empires coming over and taking part in Decked Out and maybe helping with some small things on HermitCraft... like imagine a ScarLand minecart ride that goes through the different Empires... I would love to see a Sanctuary/Gobland/Animalia/Stratos etc themed ride that everyone tackles and makes epic

[@jem5636]

I haven't been following empires, but I can't express how happy I am to see an underground village in one of the mega caves. That was one of my very first ideas when I first caught sight of them, and it's had a special place in my heart ever since.

[@lorencexu4641]

Sensai Shubble and Apprentice Witch Tango is so cute together The lore of the apprentice wearing the master's hat is so adorable. When the apprentice becomes a full witch they should get their own wand and offical hat.

[@kai_the_angel]

When tango gets the question who they are teaming with they can just say yes

[@mmmmmmaren]

I imagine that since tango isn't actually a goblin and thus doesn't actually have goblin ears, the ears are just part of the hat, able to fly with the power of ✨goblin imagination✨

[@thedarkreunion.9696]

omg i am so happy, there is basically one hermitcraft/empires video a day

[@nor6399]

Kinda sad we didn't get to see Tango's reaction to the ranch from his perspective, but the minecarts and his interaction with Shubbles were awesome!

[@garnetleaf8050]

Tango and Shubble is definitely the collab I didn't know I needed!

[@cannolivibraphone]

Ah yes, my favorite classical piece: the Shubble's Apprentice

[@paxielle]

Tango must be the most in demand hermit rn, how many bases and project is he involved in?

[@Revenkin]

I wonder if the storyline is heading to bdubbs being an antagonist because he knows how to get the hermits with IOUs and wants revenge for the short jokes

[@luminosviper]

Piller war,Multiverse, Monarcy this season is my favorite season so far

[@thewolfforest3359]

I love this: the hermits came into the empires open doors and made themselves at home and are busy ants already! And tango with fwip is amazing. They click together like oreos and milk. I also love how tango was like: this is not tango approved.. and kinda becomes the second ruler of gobland

[@thegameplayer125]

you have to love that tango is literally becoming bffs with everybody on empires as the crossover goes on

[@spicycheeto2427]

“look how stubby i am” “i’m a wee man” i love this so much 🤣

[@54m0h7]

You know, no matter what mood I'm in, what kind of day I'm having, when I hear Tango's intro music it just puts a smile on my face. :)

[@snowowlmv3]

100%

[@iout]

I love that the Hermits are running around in a hodgepodge of items from various empires like people who collect armor in games for the stats.

[@rudrodeepchatterjee]

6:03 the beat drop on this timelapse music is just.....MAN!!! I can't stop laughing at the bizzare change in tone from wild west to TROLL!

[@nasiskahn]

Please never lose the hat! It suits you so much! What a fun minecart zoomificator action going on! Now Tango is a hobbit hermit with the rest of them. That was a fun idea. Witch training will be fun. You might be to busy with all the Empires to join Hermtopia. Loving these interactions.

[@FubblyBubblys]

Tango and Shubble interacting was the highlight of my day.

[@shadowbatgaming7421]

Things I never knew I needed until now: A Tango and Shubble collab

[@wibiz9657]

25:35 TANGO! You forget, that when hopper minecarts are full, they are slightly slower. When carrying the bamboo, it will NOT make the distance! You should also just test the whole system with a full hopper minecart too, just in case.

[@fhtraveler]

*[Press X to doubt]*

[@wibiz9657]

@@fhtraveler No, seriously. Look it up.

[@theone-jn4zq]

@@fhtraveler Yep he is correct. Minecarts from slowest to fastest are: furnace minecart (without fuel of course), empty minecart, full chest or hopper minecart, empty chest or hopper minecart, minecart with riding entity. Don't tell me I'm wrong till you test it, it makes no sense, but that's how it works!

[@TheHarmse]

I love seeing you have fun Tango, I know you have been stressed out lately working on Decked Out. We appreciate all your hard work! I hope you are enjoying yourself being social and doing new things and taking a break from the hard grind

[@shauth4742]

Irony: all of the hats Mrs T puts on you during streams, and yet this season, HATS

[@miniciominiciominicio]

Dude, FWhip is so lucky you chose him to collab with. The bamboo farm is awesome, of course, and will make a for an awesome supersmelter. But the minecart rollercoaster which I really did not think was going to be rideable is the star of the show! I love those little minecart jumps with the 1 block of soulsanded water! His base has been majorly upgraded!

[@Fyrefrye]

There should totally be a Shubble inspired witch hut section of Decked out now. Maybe a place where you can buy potions on level 2 to help with adventuring down deeper?

[@RafaelMartins-fg9rb]

Ive saw this Twango Tack guy once in youtube. He really a genius

[@Simon5Six7]

Maaaan X with his "Step this way" and "You're most welcome".. What a gent

[@grames4]

Still continuing the "Andy's here" even though Jimmy isn't even around 😂 so much dedication

[@technician0096]

I love how the hermits come in and are like here’s a farm for ungodly amounts of items you need. Your welcome 🤣😂🤣 I also enjoy how you guys are just adapting everyone’s role play all at once. It’s like the Hermits are an alien species that grow and adapt based on the environments around them

[@euraliangirl385]

Love the collabs!

[@kevinglass1186]

That rail line is awesome! Some activators and lamps could really add some live to it as well, as things light up as carts go by.

[@dutchman2441]

The non cooked pork is fwips emerald source with his butchers

[@IceMetalPunk]

Caution, Tango: minecart inventories also change their momentum depending on how full they are, so if you're hooking the rails up to the farms to transport items, you may want to double check everything still works with a full hopper cart.

[@aidanlanz3114]

The vibes from that hat are ✨️IMACULATE✨️

[@tristangoncalves1417]

6:45 it's because fwhips main source of emeralds is selling raw pork to butchers

[@kingkb95]

The lore keeps growing. Tango has such big ears not only can he fly with them but he has to cover then with an equally massive hat.

[@fishtstick]

never realized how technical all the hermits are until this cross over

[@JenesisDark]

I'm so glad Shubbie didn't make you croak XD

[@TGo-n-Roscoe]

Dude, that while Shelby interaction from start to finish was just hilarious from start to finish.

[@evilvitamin]

This reminds me of the end of S7, which I also loved. I think it’s just really good seeing a skilled builder step back and let another skilled builder add something to their massive project, it keeps things fresh over the months.

[@MercurialNight]

I'm so happy Tango ended up collabing with fWhip, its gonna be incredible

[@cleio81]

I am absolutely loving this colab! seeing the hermits bounce their skills and ideas off of an entirely new group of people with a completely different play style is so cool!

[@twild2750]

I can’t stop smiling, this is so fun! I have almost no time lately to watch KZbin, but you’re the one Hermit that I still make time for ♥️

[@WiresDawson]

that rail track is incredibly cool! and love the collab with Shubble, you both have the same energy and it's glorious.

[@joshallen448]

Out of all the Bdubs short jokes I've heard since that machine was made, the not wanting him to completely disappear took the cake for me. That was gold

[@ashes4162]

absolutely loved the interaction with shubble, so pure and whimsical.

[@TomasPiliponis]

25:25 "With a swish and smack And a whip and a crack Everybody talks when they’re on my rack Pound pound, far underground Down, down, down to Goblin Town"

[@Hundo_Mo]

Tango and Fwhip is such an interesting pairing. Tango’s builds are usually so clean and precise. Then there is fwhip who is chaos and beauty incarnate.

[@dustinalexander9801]

I really like that you are going with the roleplay aspect so well! Thanks dude

[@SillyWoman85]

I am not a big responder, but WOW, just loved this episode! The minecart track is super awesome and I cannot wait until next episode to see how it is going to be attached and finished :)

[@ConfusedEli]

That tanago tec guy is so smart with that amazing sugarcane farm that easily became bamboo

[@davidhodgson1011]

I legitimately love the Hermits upgrading the empires infrastructure and blowing minds

[@abbrah90]

i love the crossover, all the comments saying “im skipping the empires videos” or “when are you going back to hermitcraft” man enjoy the free content and stop complaining, if you like tango youll like all the videos!!

[@theannoyingdog]

8:20 Looks at how generous Tango is, giving exposure to smaller creators.

[@savasyn]

So.Much.Lore in this cross over. At this rate, this could end in a loregasm, or, if Grian has his way, a loremageddon 🤣

[@knoetsch13]

I was really excited for Tango to get to work in Gobland. Omg the possibilities!

[@polarstriker3854]

I'm so happy to see you pull out that sugar cane farm design- it's my absolute favorite! I bookmarked it the moment you put out the video two and a half years ago, and finally got to a point in a Minecraft world where I could actually build it over the summer, and it works fantastically!

[@Aenyn]

That Minecraft system fits so well into the goblin base! That place is amazing.

[@Alexander.nvmd83]

If Tango learns magic here in Empires he may be able to finish or at least speed along Decked Out with that magic when he gets back to Hermitcraft (wink wink)

[@miniciominiciominicio]

Love to see you in your element. That segment with Shelby was delightful!

[@drakeintentions]

Tango's energy and wonder is such a compliment to the Empires. Loved Shelby getting so excited along with Tango "you so get me"

[@Zeldrake]

As much as I loved Tango nerding out in the halls of Decked Out 2, there's something about his personality that's so fun to see and I kinda missed that. The Empires collabing with Shubble and Fwhip really shows this!

[@KingBanjo1217]

Tango: I hid the bubblevator with item frames Past Tango: *Hides bubblevator with trapdoors*

[@DailyDominoes]

As a long-time fan of Tnongo Tack, I’m glad to see him get noticed by Tango! KZbinrs need to support small channels more often.

[@cobaltlance18]

Tango is the Party Leader for the Next DnD Adventure. As a Wizard. Shubble as a Warlock. Fwhip as a, perhaps a Rogue? Swashbuckler Rogue? Jimmy as a Fighter. And that sounds like a fun campaign to DM for.

[@Logan0503]

I love this crossover so much! It’s so much fun to get to see Hermits and Empires interacting all the time!

[@spend4zen1]

I love seeing this wonky creative side of you Tango, I think it is what you do best.

[@justicebrewing9449]

I love how most of the hermits are on the track to return, but tango is just all in on the adventure!

[@TXBULL195]

this episode was fun ! Love what Tango did with minecarts, since Fwhip likes flashing lights I wonder if a detector rail placed on top of a redstone lamp would spice up the cave ceiling.

[@proffiesloth]

I love this crossover so much! I also know that it won’t be forever so im just enjoying every bit of it while it lasts. Also great wonky rails, 10/10 wonk! very up to goblin safety standards.

[@epilogue10]

If he knows Tango, he knows he ALWAYS goes above and beyond.

[@MrJiverson21]

You should add some occasional redstone lamps under some activator rails so it lights up as the minecarts drive over them. Super cool build! Always fun!

[@Zookeykni]

i love that the necromancer and the goblin decided to team up. very thematically resonant.

[@sirarcher777]

It’s cool to see a big KZbinr using the daylight sensor trick, it’s really under appreciated

[@JosephSchmidtfan]

It's so good watching the Hermits navigating a different world and having so much fun. Loving this cross over. Enjoy your Hermit holiday! Edit: The minecarts look amazing, but please add some more light so we can see all the wonky fun.

[@marniejane11]

I love that Tango still wears the hat 👒 💜 The minecart track is awesome!

[@kyidyl]

I’m so glad you’re helping out fwhip. His cave has to be one of my favorite builds I’ve ever seen in Minecraft.