Going to the petrol station in a Tank to fill up

[@Why_ask_]

The drivers are so courteous. They never cut you off and always yield for you to get into traffic. What a nice place.

[@RoseFBN]

It's a stark contrast to the shithole that is America! Here if you try to merge some boomer will get mad and do the whole "flashy flashy honk honk" dance while they absolutely lose their shit... Over a single car merging in front of them... Smh. It must be nice to live in a civilized country.

[@cwwgnr]

Hes in a tank…

[@crackwitz]

​@cwwgnr yeah that's the joke

[@beaux7625]

I wouldn't cut off a TANK

[@ph11p3540]

Because a polite society is an armed society

[@nicksalehi97]

It brings me joy that there is always gonna be that one kid in one of those cars having the best day of his life.

[@heinzguderian628]

Gunner: *sorry, little one* *opens fire*

[@kaidwyer]

@@heinzguderian628 Bladder: sorry, little one *opens water*

[@BigEvan96]

Mooommmm a tannkkkk!!!!

[@unbeheaded]

@@BigEvan96 mom: kids are so imaginative these days.

[@zureai]

@@unbeheaded 🤣🤣

[@urmaisgay6495]

‘this petrol is free, yes?’ ‘no sir you have to pay’ *rotates turret* ‘this petrol is free, yes?’

[@ledgerharris6082]

guy who is saying they petrol isn't free: sh!ts pants

[@mptv5689]

The joke is fine, just this tank doesnt have turret

[@corslyn]

yes

[@juanhamzah9147]

@@mptv5689 so that big long thing on the front of this tank isnt turret ? nice pen ice then

[@jeerasaksirimongcol2288]

@@mptv5689 it has sir

[@JazzyHadiezz]

Damn, got this recommended 9yrs later.

[@orangeking1163]

Same boat, one day off

[@Firewarz217]

Indeed.

[@F3ST3Rfilms]

Likewise

[@IDontModWTFz]

I was originally recommended it a good 6 years ago but recently been recommended again so here I am 😂

[@luisedwar6489]

Dang

[@boxingphysique]

If you cut someone off, they will apologize, I bet

[@hassankingiraq]

They will apologize when the tank barrel aims at him

[@hassankingiraq]

@@forlonger5459 I know the barrel is not loaded and they are operating the tank like a car so they know what they are doing and this is a joke so stop ruining it ok

[@hassankingiraq]

@@forlonger5459 just stop I don't care anymore

[@areaxisthegurkha]

@@forlonger5459 r/woosh

[@UP4014]

Or you will be hearing a boom

[@amartyapandit]

*”Full Tank Please”*

[@sustqin1980]

U made my day 😂

[@kindeep]

Let's get this to the top

[@amartyapandit]

@@kindeepalright let's do it !

[@legionario9115]

This guy

[@Elelicksa]

Oh fuck, i can't believe you've done this

[@stitch603]

I can't imagine my thoughts if I look in my rear-view mirror and seeing a tank approaching.

[@dbropx3547]

how bout i need to move

[@rithiksebastian1598]

@@dbropx3547 more like "my time has come"

[@gab_rv]

@@rithiksebastian1598 more like " They found me "

[@Akira-sh7ts]

Blyat

[@ilikeplanes7089]

current objective: RUN.

[@thhseeking]

Man1: "I drive a Ford Mustang, what do you drive?" Man2: "A Scorpion" Man1: "Oh, one of those two-door Mitsubishis..." Man2: "No, an FV101 light tank" Man1: "..."

[@aarontash]

Tesco: "ya boss we got a tank here" Tesco boss: "Why's the fuel tank there its early" Tesco: "no a actual tank"

[@lukesutton4135]

An*

[@humanitysenterprise]

I would like to say something but I won't.

[@somewing26]

@@humanitysenterprise but then you said it

[@humanitysenterprise]

@@somewing26 Not the specific thing that I was thinking about.

[@doggomode6712]

What?

[@ryans413]

Driving instructor: now yield to the tank. Learner: the what

[@hyperfluff_folf]

Yup that got a good laugh out of me

[@dumisanizuma2348]

You don't stop when driving this machine my man

[@scorpionwr4045]

@@dumisanizuma2348 they meant that the learner was driving a regular car, not the tank itself

[@XMorbidReignX]

Tank has right of way. Even if the signs say otherwise.

[@aaronbalchand5475]

The *what*

[@irfan123100]

Now that's a safe vehicle to drive. Completely protected.

[@crazeyesyes3176]

Some idiot is drinking and driving rams into your Tank... lol

[@jamiekrutzfeldt3522]

Stalin Be Ballin' then you open the hatch and glare at him

[@willkenny5687]

Stalin Be Ballin' Did we hit something? Nah, someone probably kicked up a rock.

[@UnknownHero76]

does the sedan protect against short ranged missile attacks? no it does not.

[@Youtuber76239]

Unless you accidentally run into a tow missile

[@hondahirny]

I’m just thinking this tank needs a big “We Brake for Nobody” sign on the back. Just like in the movie Spaceballs. Would be hilarious to see that on a tank 😂

[@joshuanorman2]

Fun fact: tanks are devoid of regular road laws because no-one has the balls to try and stop one.

[@pineappletiger340]

Actually it is completely safe to 1. They are never armed (it's illegal) 2. The person driving has to obey you if you are a law enforcement officer

[@Troglodytarum]

@@pineappletiger340 Dumbass

[@TheNewGeneration-wh4kr]

@@Troglodytarum he was just saying facts

[@autive42]

r/woosh

[@kingly456]

Biggest r/Whoosh I have ever seen

[@JustinY.]

It's scary how fast that thing can go

[@htcoyle]

mehoy menoi wtf

[@lameimpala8426]

JUSTIN

[@cian2168]

Mehoy Menoi oof

[@dxvt]

...

[@gdversal2605]

Ahem you scare me

[@jcfilmz]

When the gas is cheaper outside the base

[@TooHarshForYou]

'ha'

[@raz2083]

Nice one lol

[@inspiringbrainofficial]

LOL

[@whyarewehere3893]

Petrol

[@WhySoInstant]

Petrol

[@andreimarasigan]

The fact that it needed to shift four gears before getting on the street from the gate is absolutely nuts

[@WoWPaladin6900]

The fact that my 2020 Chevy Sonic will shift into 5th gear at 30 mph is more nuts. It's a 6 speed...

[@deekay336]

Better lane control than most people driving tiny cars

[@coreyharrison9013]

yeah really i noticed the same,this guy sure can drive that thing better than most idiots on the road

[@frozenfreehand1997]

yeah, who knows how pricey the insurance for a tank is.

[@OverlandTT]

I thought that too!

[@no-damn-alias]

as a driver of big vehicles, in a small car you tend to drive as far to the side of the road as possible, so that almost a second car would fit

[@no-damn-alias]

of course, they're specialy trained

[@michaeld.uchiha9084]

Petrol Station: How much Diesel do you need. Tank Driver: Yes.

[@sirtinley-knot2944]

I'm not trying to be "that guy", but genuinely saying, I was surprised when I noticed he is using unleaded...

[@witchmadousa5277]

Sir Tinley-Knot Don’t worry, the only people here being “that guy” are the other people in traffic asking themselves if they should really take the right of way now that a tank has entered the area...

[@Rettungssocke]

ok

[@truesoulghost2777]

@@witchmadousa5277 lmao Right? I thought the same thing. Good stuff

[@AusJimBob]

Is definitely diesel

[@tommybear1097]

"YOU CAN'T DRIVE YOUR TANK TO THE STORE, STEVE!" lol, who's gonna stop me?

[@Kakarot64.]

Tommy Bear. “Steve why did the neighbour find tank tread marks all over their garden!”

[@norrisbarnes5653]

Not a tank

[@hyperwolf5712]

if there in texas thay can

[@chaseviking5096]

As long as the tracks are rubber and the cannon is disabled then they can legally drive that tank where they want.

[@ocallaghan3865]

What's this police escort and whats that very loud mechanical noise semi truck exiting the motorway that is 3 lans wide with armour plating and spikes on the front drives by

[@ThisLifeNow1]

I’d expect this in my home state of Texas, but not freaking Britain!? Well done mate!

[@PinkHibiscus-eh9hy]

Or Russia

[@Wannabearborist]

No, the Brits don’t say “well done mate” they say “oh, jolly good job lad”😂

[@arcamean785]

You notice how polite drivers are when you're literally driving a tank? Funny isn't that? No one wants to play bumper cars because for some reason ... they lose!

[@ins34]

Not only lose but lose their life too

[@adsyoffinch]

Bet you'd still see an Audi pull out on it eventually 😂

[@B-enjoyer]

@@adsyoffinch that's when you use the smoke

[@marcosb6416]

they explode like in gta

[@jappedut9009]

😂😂😂

[@Nathan15038]

I bet the driver is really experienced because he’s going that fast

[@werock1998]

Yeah he seem confident af in his ability to drive it

[@akashiseijuro5216]

Skillful and strong too since tanks aren't that easy to drive

[@happyninjafighter2]

Well he is out of gas so id bet he was practicing

[@shadowdemon553]

Tanks are actually not that hard to drive, tanks have steering wheels, even the tiger 1 and 2 have a steering wheel, the only tanks that didn’t have one were the ones before 1943, now a days it’s probably easier than driving a car, since the newer tanks have automatic transmissions, maybe a little harder for this one in the video, since (from what I can tell) is a manual transmission

[@nikolai502]

@@shadowdemon553 whaat, i didnt know that, now i have to google

[@Cruzad]

Meanwhile in the UK you can drive around a decommissioned tank but not have a butter knife

[@ascaro1885]

You need the licence

[@gigipeedee]

@@ascaro1885 OI M8 YOU GOTTA LOISENCE FOR DAT COMMENT?

[@eternalhonour3967]

@@ascaro1885 for butter knife???

[@ascaro1885]

@@gigipeedee please mercy

[@Tienhamir100]

Ikr? But in all honesty with how Identity Politics is currently, you drive around in that for any reason at all the Left will start screaming *ALT RIGHT VIOLENCE RRREEEE*

[@froggiman1]

The little kid in the background saying he likes your tank (multiple times) was cute.

[@theboontz58321]

This guy drives his tank better than most people's in their cars

[@Sceneric_]

Yes, yes he does

[@nomsterdude]

Fr

[@MonsieurBig]

Well to be fair most people will slow down and move out of the way of a tank making the road clear and easy to drive

[@Loopa_YOLO]

Not a tank it's a ARV

[@psychedelicpunk5031]

Obedience training and discipline, everyone should be required to be in the military temporarily atleast so they can pick up on those two fundamentals.

[@bexx7956]

Imagine cutting someone off just to look back and realize in pure terror you just cut off a tank and now you're conveniently located in front of the barrel.

[@man_on_wheelz]

Imagine not realizing you've just cut off a tank until after you've already done it...

[@JakeTheTrouserSnake]

@@man_on_wheelz With the state of drivers in my area, it'd be a blessing if they even knew what a rear-view was for 🤣

[@bendy113]

Shit would scare tf outta me till I realized ain’t no way that boi is loaded

[@AMNESIAA_]

@@bendy113 can still fuck up your car by hitting it

[@joesbros865]

@@bendy113 but then you realize it is…

[@rustybowtie2588]

Ww2 vet: "finally getting over my ptsd" Looks in rear view

[@neilansiva6007]

Ah shit.. here we go again.😂😂😂

[@thealecexperience1087]

MARGARET, LOAD THE AP's

[@projectslit4350]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@brc21nerfreviews12]

Where’s the m1!

[@biggreenleaf7035]

Imagine stopping at a red light and you see a tank next to you

[@RogerFrei]

It reminds me of my time in the tank grenadier division. (CH) Two scenes came to mind spontaneously. Once we were in an M113 with a 20mm cannon on our way to the post office to buy stamps. We drove up to the post office, drove down the ramp, the soldiers got out and ran into the post office. Officially, we had to do a “test drive” to test the new cushions. And in the second scene that occurred to me, we were on an exercise in the forest. And when we had a break at 9 a.m. and made a fire, our platoon leader sent us to the next village to get sausages from the butcher. We also parked there neatly in reverse, ramp down onto the pavement, and a comrade got out and bought 20 sausages from the butcher. The looks on the passers-by were priceless. Even though it was still normal at the time for us to do our refresher courses in “civilization”.

[@richardhockey8442]

'we are annexing this butcher's shop in the name of fantasia'

[@Jaylio]

This gives 'filling up your tank' a whole new meaning lol

[@matikauxy]

Hi It's Me So true 😂

[@zyronltz7494]

Hi It's Me Filling up someones tank ( lenny )

[@dreamybuster]

Zyronl T.Z. Here you go : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jasoncrawford4185]

Hi It's Me every drop counts

[@marcausn]

in German refueling is called "tanken" :D

[@patches6309]

As a member of an Armored Cavalry unit in the National Guard, I really do miss driving our Abrams Tank around downtown Philadelphia back in my active duty drill days. People's faces & reactions were priceless seeing a Main Battle Tank roll down the road towards you.

[@Boeing-ER-yj8nn]

Ok sir thank for your service but excuse me *what the fuck?*

[@jeromesuarez5293]

@@Boeing-ER-yj8nn lol

[@No_Feelings]

@@Boeing-ER-yj8nn as a Philly native it's kinda looked at like "haha what a crazy time" but yeah during the cold war and other conflicts in history, the national guard would do drills for urban combat, and what better way to simulate the chaos of navigating a city in tank then to put one in center city. On the bright side, I'm sure they were the only ones not getting tailgated in the entire city.

[@DoubleTeaMedia]

@@Boeing-ER-yj8nn how's your little cousin, the 787-10? Ya know, the one that killed your little brother, the 777-200?

[@donotneed2250]

I can imagine!😂😂

[@RK-zf4jw]

Imagine people's reactions if they drove around with another country's flag 😂

[@awsmmann]

people will go panic and think they're invaded or go on a riot and say that he's traitor. especially if it's a Russian flag.

[@RK-zf4jw]

Noob Guy yeah i dont think so 😅 they would just check the news and notice there's actually nothing wrong just some clowns clowning around 😏

[@arridexerandco]

Pink Plant Put the American flag on and blast that america, fuck yeah song. Or for the Poms, have the Union Jack and blast 'God save the Queen' (either the national anthem, or The Sex Pistols). AUS: Waltzing Matilda

[@unclejim1528]

I second that, lol.

[@drunkbavarian8988]

Pink Plant in America... seems lit af

[@legitzkrieg]

That's totally wild. Looks like it drives pretty well! I bet it's a great winter car! I'd instantly turn back into a little kid if I saw this roll by me on the street. Cool shit.

[@plumcrazyhemicuda]

Actually, tracks without grousers in the snow and ice are TERRIFYING

[@the_undead]

If it's just snow then it would be phenomenal, however, depending on the rubber used in the tracks then ice would be a little sketchy

[@ramadhan8856]

This tank looks like it just came out of the factory, the engine sound is still smooth and still dare to pump up the speed on the streets. I am also the driver of FV101 the Scorpion Tank from 8th Cavalry Battalion Indonesian Army

[@martinlittleford7818]

Same I drive a ford transit pretty similar

[@bradleypumba]

@@martinlittleford7818 bruh this had me laughing too hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sampackman69]

@@martinlittleford7818 all I'm imagining now is a bunch of Ford Transits with middle aged fat blokes from Birmingham in a battlefield

[@ricer987]

Oh good lord 😂

[@privateprivate6487]

The least important and least talented of the crewmen in other words. Congrats

[@thetechboys1]

What if you bumped into a car?! BOOM! Then 6 stars. It’s not worth it man.

[@steve00alt70]

they'll probably get kicked out of the army or disciplinary action.

[@mylbrian1098]

Not bumb dude, its roll over

[@kiingmonkey]

Hahahahaha

[@VibrantDesigns]

Well I think if he did it with enough speed it could crush the car.

[@Followerofchrist2091]

You mean 5..?

[@greysonbourne]

When you have a war at 9 but need fuel at 8.

[@lazaropelayo4295]

Greyson Mills lol

[@Danny-es3wz]

xD

[@Ark1j]

One should be well prepared for such contingencies. ☝️😐

[@randomuser5443]

Greyson Mills on the way to liberate the petrol station

[@dragzgaming]

Urban warfare at its peak

[@fmitterb]

7 years later the KZbin Algorithm decided it was time again! Still funny and brings a smile to my face🙂

[@Wanking_wanker]

Its in the uk and yet the most American thing i have ever seen

[@av6893]

Not American british

[@Wanking_wanker]

@@av6893 its not amarican British? Then is it Canadan france?

[@canwehit100subsfornoreason9]

Russian more

[@Wanking_wanker]

Lmao

[@gungbojog6030]

@Александр Фёдоров is it that гонки танков thing? I've seen that bro, lmao

[@igoravonich2013]

Girls: I want a Tesla, they’re electric and environmentally friendly. Boys: Panzer

[@B-enjoyer]

Battalion

[@dave8615]

Elite

[@flagwashere]

@@dave8615 two sabaton fans in one reply section. Who will win?

[@cassavaa]

@@flagwashere Michael won with 7 likes.

[@fahadxxdbl]

Me reading this and realising I’m both a girl and a boy: 👁👄👁

[@bucketman7984]

Legend says. You can still see him 6 years later filling up his tank at the same petrol.

[@reiustha6782]

I want to say 2 things, nice like count i don't want to ruin it, and its approximately 6 years since it got posted, you want to check if he still fill up at the same station?

[@finnybinny22]

Legend also says he can even make it home before needing to tank up again

[@ickytheclown]

Are you British?

[@mbr5742]

You can fill a tank on a petrol pump. It will take quite some time since there are no high flowrate petrol pumps (unlike the pumps used to refuel diesel powered trucks). But we did fill up an M48A2GA2 tank on a Esso station back in 1988...

[@lapatriot9268]

Holy cow, the engine sounds so happy! Purring like a kitten. I really really like it!

[@itsalie24]

For anyone with any concerns about the roads, all British tanks are completely road legal! We even have indicators on our Challengers.

[@OutOfRangeDE]

Jayden Taylor dream: driving a road-tracked version of a modern challenger (modified to be a bit smaller xD) as leisure "car" i would paint it black

[@EvanDerickson]

Are all the roads just built to take way more weight than our American roads?

[@LucasJasche]

Evan Derickson there are plenty of extremely heavy vehicles in the US. (Cement trucks, Big Rig semis, etc.)

[@howyoudo6666]

Evan Derickson i doubt that their roads could support our Abrams, our vehicles are just heavy.

[@ghostassassin1107]

Really? Ok, that's nice to know. Also, you forgot to turn off your left indicator.

[@aeureus]

Just, casually rolling into the gas station with a tank. "Hey man, nice ride" *"Ey Thanks. She's fully loaded."*

[@mistersandwich0034]

them: *sweats*

[@bramkkats9478]

@@mistersandwich0034 boom

[@Debavi]

hey what cheat code did you use ?

[@mistakes6796]

Left, Right, L2, X, fucking run

[@calvin.aditya]

hesoyam

[@cibi8283]

Panzer!!

[@tedhage95]

aiwprton

[@Alex-cj1uh]

it's called money, look it up

[@MultiGamingNetwork03]

The people saying it's not a Tank didn't read the video description. British CVR(T) Scorpion Light Tank. Literally says what it is.

[@GTR-tq4ef]

Owner: fill her up Employe: all the way? Owner: yes sir I want a full tank

[@silverbashspam9701]

@DodoVolcano 😂

[@nightingale-d3e]

Uh huh

[@warwatch]

😂😂

[@Whin556]

FUCK OFF 🤣🤣🤣

[@SeparatiXz]

@DodoVolcano 😂😂

[@armaanhafiz]

*stuck in traffic* Tank driver: REQUESTING AIR SUPPORT!

[@bigwahoo8686]

This is the best comment I've ever seen😂😂😂😂

[@kingdomecthulhu8738]

Its a tank just drive over them

[@rick.j]

U CAN DO IT (with white clouds letter)

[@user-lq1dk6gr3p]

4s Over3s LOL

[@moeoneill7756]

This is maad

[@simplywonderful449]

At least no one will fight you for a parking space! And I've noticed you seem to always be given right-of-way by drivers, who are being very polite! That would be a tough thing to explain to an insurance company - "I didn't see the tank coming".

[@darkdruidsvale]

The incredibly noisy tank at that, though to be fair they have there windows and be listen to music or something. But yes that would be a fun thing to try explaining XD

[@Tara-li6pg]

I drive a bright orange ford focus with no exhaust baffles... you'd be surprised what people 'didn't see coming' 🙄

[@darkdruidsvale]

@@Tara-li6pg how tf do you not see a giant orange truck!? Especially if it’s the type of orange I’m thinking of

[@moop1789]

@@darkdruidsvale Something like that happened here in Germany in 2015. Here is a (google translated because i'm lazy) article from 2015. "On June 1, 2015, the 18-year-old driver of a Toyota Yaris wanted to turn into "Panzerringstrasse" in Lippe (North Rhine-Westphalia). In doing so, she overlooked a column of tanks! The driver of the first tank, a 24-year-old British man, could no longer brake and rolled over the entire hood of the Toyota. The Yaris driver was lucky, she got away unharmed. According to the police, the total damage amounts to around 12,000 euros - probably more on the Toyota than on the tank." I honestly don't know, how that is possible.

[@darkdruidsvale]

@@moop1789 now that’s just crazy

[@Trvs-du4cs]

Not a tanks, that’s an FV101 scorpion light reconnaissance vehicle. Part of the CVRT program.

[@MrJakeros]

Tank's a tank, lightbulb.

[@Trvs-du4cs]

@@MrJakerosyes, and this isn’t one.

[@MrEddieLomax]

@@Trvs-du4cs I'd say it is a tank, 76mm cannon+armour, although only aluminium, but its no main battle tank. Awesome Jaguar engines in those Scorpions, I had a line of 30mm rarden cannon variant whizz past me on the M3 once, those things are fast .

[@vernongoodey5096]

Is it a Jaguar

[@JW-ZeroSpyderW]

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.

[@liamgriffin218]

Some Karen calls the cops: “Um yes there’s these guys standing on an armoured car, it looks like they don’t have any seatbelts on.

[@jappedut9009]

😂😂😂

[@darkdruidsvale]

Police responding to the call: WTH do we do here?

[@hmuphilly9129]

fuck the karen

[@juvxie]

@@hmuphilly9129 if you say so *unzips trousers*

[@noob-xb9ii]

@@juvxie sus

[@zelo236]

Son: dad... Dad: yes son? Son: there’s a tank behind us... Dad: ...

[@zackattack7489]

Ok That’s pretty good

[@doritolegend9664]

(I already got the answer of what I wanted so no need to answer this but I will keep this reply to show what started this emoji war.) Wait what if this is just a armoured car not a tank I mean it never showed it has tracks. Don't want to start an argument because people will litteraly argue over a tank destroyer is not tank so no argue.

[@isidown7442]

@@doritolegend9664 ITS A TANK U FUCKER 😭😔👊👌😎🙏🥰🥵😍😂😡🌈🌄🌆😅🤭👄✨👁️👁️😘❤️🦶🌏🌏✨🏖️😃😍😙😍🙂😉😝😑😠😑😠🧐😕😧😲😩😓😩😞🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

[@doritolegend9664]

@@isidown7442 ok but why so many emojis lol.

[@isidown7442]

@@doritolegend9664 🌚😞😩😓😔😳😳🌚🌝🤧🤮🤠🤠👿🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🙃😭😭😭

[@callumbatten3491]

*stuck in traffic *REQUESTING AIR SUPPORT*

[@creeperproductionsgma4130]

The Causal lol

[@vikingo2292]

Mmm air support when you got a 105mm cannon?

[@vikingo2292]

@@callumbatten3491 wow...... And you thought I didn't know that?

[@masterchief4766]

The Causal r/woosh

[@floosha]

@@callumbatten3491 r/wooosh

[@deoxi3207]

Imagine a kid seeing that and just hollering to their parents to follow that tank. 😂

[@DaHolyCanadian]

Waves thank you to the driver for letting him merge. Driver: not like I had a choice

[@kato_dsrdr]

I mean, it's a tank so...

[@1515327E]

Oh, he did have a choice - that’s just what British people do for each other, whether they’re driving a tank or a self-propelled gun, they are just polite that way.

[@RappelzWikiaPolska]

@@1515327E polite ? lol i see you never been areound UK roads boi. Thats the only one polite think they do on road rest of it its just like Russia, maybe even worst as Brits pretend to know how to drive while Russians are not

[@xXspectre170Xx]

The only thing that would make this video even better is if they had a Kim Jong-un impersonator riding on top.

[@Paul-ye7ud]

xXspectre170Xx WTF man XD

[@taitemarshall]

xXspectre170Xx YES!!! LOL XD

[@sabsub_]

Why would that make it better. Kim Jong Un riding on tip of a british tank in UK.

[@KingEddo8]

xXspectre170Xx You mean the Queen? Kim Jong Un would be strange and unacceptable in many ways.

[@nickprice9271]

xXspectre170Xx I like firework song by kp

[@WAKEISLAND99]

Aim the cannon backwards and keep shooting you'll go really fast trust me I did it all the time in GTA Vice City

[@rajpawar9343]

MAPLETHELEAF It will be won't effective because this main gun in the tank is placed on counter recoil system it had some buffers and Hydraulic Pistons which absorbs three recoil of the gun instead of Tank.

[@lirraci]

Raj Pawar It's a joke lol

[@rajpawar9343]

WorldGuiness Comments I have game World of Tanks Blitz it gas same vehicle noises as this one has.

[@lirraci]

Raj Pawar Ok,what i was saying is the dude was joking

[@kyosubi]

It also works in GTA San Andreas. I use the tactic all the time when my tank gets stuck on the water.

[@Craigthelastdefault916]

Kratos car on the right 0:28

[@Cronsos]

Kratos got turned into car

[@Allosaurusfan2928]

LOL

[@The_Admiral5]

I was expecting a 5 star police chase! 😂

[@sarge411]

not gta man xd

[@samuelhook865]

*GTA SA Theme plays*

[@ZeroHorsePower]

The Admiral 😂😂

[@nandanchoudhury]

Panzer

[@isanegamer7829]

yeah me too man

[@wahyuindrasaputra2763]

Gamers will know what they have to do when seeing a gas station

[@anidiotone6817]

sepi wowkwowkwowk

[@correyleduc6652]

BOOOOM

[@wisnuadireal]

Wkwkw

[@arvyno7129]

Jir komen indo masuk top

[@s8nction]

Wheres the grenades?

[@justanedit001]

*slaps roof of tank* This baby can *exceed the public safety of others by amazing them!*

[@makarevych]

How tall are salesman to slap tank's roof

[@yummyramen2821]

*slaps roof of tank* This bad boy can turn an expensive roll royce,ferrari or luxury cars into pricless tin cans

[@treybarker6743]

Hah

[@areaxisthegurkha]

@@yummyramen2821 haha good one

[@baobamarcopolo726]

Макс Дольский An absolute unit.

[@iamyourfather5954]

This dude is driving fast as hell around town

[@pepefrog3431]

one thing gta has taught me is to never go near a gas station with a tank

[@TheAurelianProject]

As long as you look straight the whole time then there shouldn’t be a problem

[@Autohunter06]

🤣🤣

[@Jayhhardy]

Yeah but in England it's fine.

[@StepsisUwu]

"Dispatch we have a hostile tank in the surrounding area, requesting A-10 warthog for backup".

[@evandeming2498]

VRRRRRRTTT*

[@ess9163]

*RTTTTTTTTTT*

[@frasersimpson7934]

Or in England’s case a good OL hurricane or b-25

[@ess9163]

@@grizzoh3232 Bring in the fucking B-2 mate

[@rebelo2025]

*BRRRTTTTTTTTTTT* *tank still untouched*

[@Red-Magic]

Sitting at a red light, watching the cars go by. There's a Jeep, Subaru, Buick, Land Rover, Toyota, Toyota, Subaru, Tank, Su-WAIT WHAT?!

[@kempo_95]

Magic_Zach Where the heck do you live? Only big Jeeps, Japanese cars and one buick?

[@SOADfreakable]

BMW, Mercedes, Opel, Audi, Peugeot, Nissan, BMW, American Police Car, German Police Car, another BMW, Mercedes, Tank, 5 American Police Cars, following the Tank... normal day in K-Town xD

[@Red-Magic]

kempo 95 U.S.

[@djsnoopmike]

here in Naples, Florida it'll be: Tesla, Jeep, Masarati, Jeep, Mercedes, Mercedes, BMW, lifted truck, Honda, Sub, lifted truck, Jeep, vintage car, Tesla, Lambo, Jeep, Mercedes, Tesla, Porsche, lifted truck

[@SOADfreakable]

Naples, Florida? xD Are there any cities in the U.S. with names that do not appear in other parts of the world?

[@davidcooke8005]

"I get 2 gallons to the mile!" "Sir, this is England." "Jolly good! I get 1 kilometer to the liter!"

[@expendable1015]

*When you find out there still land to colonize*

[@ayle1312]

George W. Bush *when you realize the latest royal wedding gives you a new claim to both America and Africa*

[@joshuakochendarfer3663]

Luuk Willems I don't doubt it. have any videos on the topic?

[@AragornRespecter]

Luuk Willems actually this was our plan all along, took us almost 250 years but we have finally infiltrated the royal family. Now we can begin protocol 1776! Let phase 2 of the Revolutionary War BEGIN!

[@expendable1015]

daniel borja I see you too are a man of culture

[@workingonanames]

When you find oil but you have invade to get it

[@unusualkmc]

police dispatch: "Unit 361, reports of a speeding vehicle seen on the speed cams.." *sees tank* "actually, turn round, enjoy life a little longer"

[@cool93zEqualizer]

Unusual Kmc HAHAHA omg LMaO

[@shapetick4096]

AHAHAHA SO FUNNY IM DYING LOL LOL XD XDDDDDDDD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@davidjames8613]

That's fucked up but funny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@soggysocks2636]

ItsAlcatraz im 14 and lubed up

[@pistol555]

Facts though.

[@madcapmagician3130]

3:00 Tracked Armoured Vehicles always have right of way, if not by law, then by common sense.

[@KB4QAA]

MM: Also known as "The Law of Gross Tonnage"!

[@jacobrozier869]

If they decide to disobey that law, then just run over them LOL

[@Kittycorn115]

In the USA if you drive a tank on the interstate; people MUST let you merge or hahaha... they’re gonna get crushed

[@bleachorange]

pretty sure you have to transport them on a trailer on the interstate due to road maintenance issues with treads.

[@brandonframe1743]

Problem is very few people have any common sense lol

[@pepebeezon772]

We regularly took LAVs to drive-throughs during downtime in the exercises until we're not allowed anymore. The driver escape hatch is nicknamed the Mcdo door because it's at the same height as drive through windows

[@saladking2370]

I don't know how I ended up here, but i'm so glad I did.

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

"That'll be 500 BP, sir." "Alright, lemme grab my w---" "No no, take it, please!"

[@jeromesuarez5293]

Lol

[@aayushchalekar8260]

"W-" what

[@aayushchalekar8260]

Weapon?

[@aayushchalekar8260]

@Derid ooooooohh

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

@@aayushchalekar8260 hehe, yea. Very normal statement, but the joke's in the cashier's response to the tank that's outside 😂

[@leethal956]

"Ill take $1,500 on pump 2 please......yes its the tank"

[@gravyhippo]

leethal956 😂😂😂😂 laughed out loud

[@vladmakarenko6641]

Pffft, ordinary day here in Ukraine.

[@radioactiverat8751]

I imagined for a moment that people would come out to fill your tank up, wash windows, check tire pressure like some places would do in the old days; but paid by commisson. Someone would spot the tank and be out there so fast.

[@radioactiverat8751]

Felix B meh, heavy military vehicle with a large cannon. Tank or apc, Its all relative

[@2Pzp]

+Felix B its not really a APC its rather light/scout tank. Fast and agile, which have reduced mass to stay agile, and mass reduction is acquired by lowering armor protection, and only 3 man crew. APC have 'carrier' in name, its combat role is diffrent, it should be able to carry troops - usually between 6-12. And there is also IFV - infantry fighting vehicle, which also have a little diffrent usage.

[@comrade-uj5iy]

Imagine not knowing the difference between a tank and an APC and calling yourself a tank nut.

[@daviddickerson4728]

I’ve actually done that. Worked for the National Guard. Had an M60 tank, an M113 APC and an M106 Mortar carrier. When they needed fuel, I just drove them up to the local service station.

[@camsflack]

Let's just say, nobody cut him off

[@shadowwolf5328]

Cameron Flack and have fun scraping it off the ground. XD

[@AdamnilaiAdamnilai]

Cameron Flack kk

[@chill_will9816]

Miss my M113A3 sometimes. If your name wasnt Bradley or Abrams you had better give way.

[@jalunbaird805]

Hope you have insurance otherwise your cars in the dump

[@michaelmurray11189]

Yeah if that happened, the Laws of Physics will definitely favor the tank every time. The passenger car would most likely be a total loss, hp while the tank would only have a few scratches on it, if any.

[@RainbowSquid23]

could've named the title as going to the petrol station to fill up the "tank"

[@genericname9077]

I just plunged a banana into my spleen

[@sauce7507]

PLEASE STOP.

[@bradensteen5599]

It’s a Self propelled gun, not a tank. Big difference

[@margay34]

Reeeee I like to ruin everyones fun please go away.

[@Anthony-hi7bw]

It’s time to stop

[@a_bullet_0]

Brit: "oh bloody he** I thought we were in a warzone and dropped me crumpet and spilled me tea in me lap"

[@quahntasy]

Can it really go that fast? Holy shlt its so scaryy.

[@JulosoPog]

Its lighter because of no ammo and other equipment they also have wheels instead of the other things dunno how they are called to not damage the road that makes them faster as well

[@kitkat4189]

Quahntasy - Animating Universe fucking pussy

[@jimboniusmaximus6018]

On a paved road? Absolutely. Some modern tanks can go about 60 - 70mph

[@2averageguysgaming339]

@@kitkat4189 Jesus so fucking toxic lol

[@eldenboi8354]

@@2averageguysgaming339 What do you expect, it likes anime.

[@eduardoavila7342]

A normal day in Rus... Great Britain?! Thank u for one thousand likes :)

[@averylividmoose3599]

I think they drove a Mk4 Landship round London once

[@emperorstorm3266]

Yes only they drive on left

[@jonny5842]

the storm recorded on a potato Anguilla, Antigua and Barbuda, Australia Bahamas, Bangladesh, Barbados, Bermuda, Bhutan, Botswana, British Virgin Islands, Brunei Cayman Islands, Christmas Island, Cocos Islands, Cook Islands, Cyprus Dominica East Timor Falkland Islands, Fiji Grenada, Guernsey, Guyana Hong Kong India, Indonesia, Ireland, Isle of Man Jamaica, Japan, Jersey Kenya, Kiribati Lesotho Macau, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Malta, Mauritius, Montserrat, Mozambique Namibia, Nauru, Nepal, New Zealand, Niue Pakistan, Papua New Guinea, Pitcairn Islands Saint Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Samoa, Seychelles, Singapore, Solomon Islands, South Africa, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, Sri Lanka, Suriname, Swaziland Tanzania, Thailand, Tokelau, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Turks and Caicos Islands, Tuvalu Uganda, United Kingdom, U.S. Virgin Islands Zambia, Zimbabwe All these countries drive on the left too.

[@emperorstorm3266]

@@jonny5842 what

[@Bore_hole]

in great britain, we let u drive military vehicles

[@Norwegian733]

"Can you fill up my tank on my tank? Tanks"

[@robikcuda8348]

Norwegian733 no, just no

[@wildasd5072]

Norwegian733 *ba dum tss*

[@tokehndajadi7337]

Norwegian733 lol

[@dame45]

Norwegian733

[@beemo4]

haha 3times (tank)

[@Sealhunt]

Your driver is a boss! Maneuvering that huge thing through public roads would drive anyone else crazy.

[@detroitandclevelandfan5503]

2:20 I love your tank had me dying.

[@earfwerm]

felt bad they didn’t acknowledge the kid, probably made that kid’s day seeing it

[@nailozaz7596]

That's what she said

[@aydandines]

Cashier: yes that’ll be uhhh..... *£500....*

[@toby8266]

It was £500

[@groundbeatle7502]

Wait oh shit y’all got a fucking tank? Sorry sir it’ll be free of charge *cashier then cowers in fear behind the counter*

[@logancasner8467]

It's it fucking pounds or quid I have never understood that. Or is the same as dollars/bucks?

[@toby8266]

@@logancasner8467 yep. It's technically called english sterling but NO ONE calls it that, pounds is the most common term used and quid is more of a slang

[@logancasner8467]

@@toby8266 honestly, from the bottom of my heart. Thank you. I think I would have been driven mad from this haha

[@xDudeHimSelfx]

You should've stop in McDonald's drive in 😁

[@iamaspaceman8533]

NiceN ́Easy I don’t think they’d fit 😂

[@bradyjordan4639]

Uuuuuuuh I'll take a Bacon Egg Cheese biscuit with extra bacon with large coke and my friend here will take a Uranium tipped armor piercing saber tooth round.

[@ceasefire915]

And what made you think they would fit?

[@iamaspaceman8533]

Caleb Cease dude it’s a joke

[@ceasefire915]

@@iamaspaceman8533 how do you know lol

[@Antarctic_Leader]

Bro took “that could fit a tank” to the next level

[@EvLSpectre]

Sir your seat belt isn't on. I am in a tank... anybody hits me, I win. Fair enough, you're free to go.

[@lonewolf2156]

Jordan Mok true......lol

[@p51Dvswhateverthatis]

Fender bender with random car: "You hit me! I had the right of way!" Tanker: "Oh, p!ease. I AM the right of way."

[@zogworth]

its only a teeny tiny tank, if you got hit by a big enough construction vehicle you'd be in for a bad time. Especially with literally zero safety equipment. Doesn't weigh more than 8 tons soaking wet.

[@rehan.k45]

Jordan Mok hahaha

[@TxOutlawTanker]

Bro 8 tons is a lot lol

[@MPVC1]

no one will brake-check you

[@Lincolnator721]

Max M I think some people might. People are dumb enough to brake check semis

[@MPVC1]

Lincolnator I have seen semi brake-check videos. Its satisfying to see their cars be crushed by the semi :D

[@Lincolnator721]

Max M yea lol

[@gravyhippo]

Max M there’s motorcycles who brake check lmao

[@msy6864]

It would feel like a speed bump

[@WholesomeLad]

Imagine driving up to school in that

[@marawasielewski370]

Not suspicious at all

[@jackzter04]

Bullies run away so you grab a Sten and start gunning

[@Killad_1]

But use a Maus becouse is bigger, But you Will get to your school in 6 hours

[@MrLolmango]

@@jackzter04 screaming For King/Queen and Country!

[@DivineDawn]

youd win the whos dad has the coolest ride argument

[@Yash_Bhosale]

As a kid who has seen tanks from his childhood roaming arround his house... I can approve this 100% that tanks really go in public like this

[@rasplez9889]

it's amazing how kind people are on the road when you're in a 12.7mm welded aluminium tank, armed with an ROF 76mm l23a1 gun.

[@SOADfreakable]

unarmed

[@momenfaisal5932]

Its actually armed just not filled with ammo

[@Etherion195]

+SOADfreakable doesn't matter, they could still drive them over, if the other drivers aren't nice

[@rasplez9889]

Look up the definition. Armed: "equipped with or carrying a firearm or firearms". It's armed with an unloaded weapon. Simple.

[@Shazzkid]

12.7mm tank? Thats small

[@varunpathak2969]

Station Worker- Sir, where is the tank? These guys- Are you blind! What do you think we are driving! Worker- Sir, I mean fuel tank.

[@Oscar-j6b]

Also having fish in a tank in the tank. So you refiel the tank of tank while driving around a tank full of fish.

[@koraybasus263]

Percival The Mad Crusader dumb 😂

[@bluemarshall6180]

@@Oscar-j6b 😄😄👏👏😄😄👏👏😄😄👏👏

[@OffGridInvestor]

News flash: most western countries got rid of station workers years ago. I remember one place my parents went to often in 1994, and then i had one about 8 years ago in a tiny country town but I think it was the actual owner.

[@yogurt0925]

Tank you for this shit joke

[@gabadaba5436]

"Who has the right of way?" "Well, we're in the tank so...."

[@vickyandersen8660]

@@cloggedpizza239 where? I never read that part 😬

[@aplusm1a1tiger]

“2018 Toyota Camry! Load Armor Piercing! Range is 250!”

[@razakiqbaal]

cops be like "what? no seatbelt"

[@jake1173]

razak iqbaal exactly what i was thinking.

[@battleoid2411]

Oi ya got a loicense for that tank you cheeky wanka?

[@nicholaslau3194]

"What did you say?" *Points gun at cop*

[@Dannybythebanana]

I'd be more cornered about a tank than a seat belt.

[@ayle1312]

I think tanks fall under the same rule as buses

[@deathtoy101]

Girlfriend: Come to my house Boyfriend: I can not I'm at war Girlfriend: I'm alone at home!...

[@vlogsbywangden1963]

😂🤣

[@nataledemartino6190]

Ahahaah

[@mere_pyare_jijaji]

So underrated even I didn't liked your comment

[@detudz5440]

Nice copy

[@siyabongasibusiso3467]

Come to me here @ home am not @ war

[@Andrew-718]

Tank - "There's no need to get insurance involved... It's just a fender-bender" Car - "JUST A FENDER-BENDER? YOUR TANK IS ON-TOP OF MY CAR!!!" Tank - "Well that's what happens when you brake-check..."

[@mr_pigman1013]

realistically tanks can stop on a dime

[@CUBISSSTZ]

Popular rich kid: drives ferrari* Quiet kid:

[@derptomistic]

"Why'd you cut me off you wank-" *Turns turret around* "Nevermind, my point is invalid"

[@deaqsbourne]

SirMan McDude XD

[@derptomistic]

Shhhhhh..... You see nothing.... *casually edits comment*

[@MattKearneyFan1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@Mandorle21]

First of all, if the gun was loaded, that would be illegal.

[@supahhotnoodledapx1602]

@@Mandorle21 It's a joke Einstein.

[@TORQ-1]

2:33 some random kid in a car waving at the tank like crazy...

[@Danny-es3wz]

xD

[@what29494]

Omg lol

[@jamesunderwood1721]

you can hear him yelling a few seconds before

[@notthew4y]

BigSquirrelNuts of that was me when I was younger

[@ishootyoustaydown7281]

BigSquirrelNuts Should've aimed the cannon at the car for that.

[@JCDenton2012Modder]

If the police pull you over don't forget to ask them, "Which way to Berlin?"

[@neilesprescion8394]

Was that From A-team?

[@JCDenton2012Modder]

Yes and no. The quote from A-Team is a parody quote from "Battle of the Bulge," a 1965 movie.

[@snowinowen4]

Nate weak bait.

[@digital0185]

How would they be pulled of if that tank is givernment property

[@prestondunn1991]

Jenson DENYER that’s funny because I’m American and I just so happen to be Norwegian, Irish and Danish. Your comment is pointless.

[@andyguy0610]

If you happen to be in the area of Wool in Dorset this sort of thing is not that un common, its close to Bovington, the home of the RTR you will see a version of the Challenger MBT that is used to train the drivers. Awesome bit of kit that Scorpion