Target Run Play-by-Play

Penn has turned my Target run into an exciting play-by-play sport. Who will win? My list or all the other cute things I find along the way? #target #comedy #shopping
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[@lolabear6788]

I never see it as losing the “what’s on the list” game. I see it as being really good at remembering things I forgot to put on the list!!!

[@jenniferwilson2838]

Yes!! Exactly!! Win win!!

[@ciaragrey5523]

👍👍👍

[@lauraarldt8139]

The POWER of POSITIVE THINKING !! 💪💪💪

[@carynopope]

Exactly! Thats what I say!

[@lindenpeters2601]

SAME

[@michelefunk6916]

the worst is when you get so distracted buying other things that you actually forget what is on your list and then have to GO BACK

[@jenniferwilson2838]

Yeah. The bloom is off the rose after that. Instead of endless aisles of possibilities it’s just a grab and go expedition, which is no fun at all.

[@DavidPlass]

Been there... I've once told a cashier "I know I'm forgetting something from my list..." and as soon as I left the building I knew what it was, and had to go back in...

[@amytarvin2776]

What?! Who does that?😳🤭

[@carolynlunel9382]

Hahaha omg so true!!!

[@sburris65]

The struggle is real

[@mattsully2238]

The final score is pens wallet, zero and kims mantle, beautiful.

[@cherieriabtsev1749]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mstinamichele]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@thechaoscrew8026]

"She's getting four of them even though her children don't have keys." Me: "but they have backpacks, right?" I call foul. This was a logical purchase. (I got you, Kim.)

[@momentsformoms9467]

Probably not since most schools are virtual now but maybe

[@katherinepadden8626]

They can attach them to their belt loops 🤣

[@ghillies4life]

The boy is not putting a hand sanitizer key chain on his backpack, and the girl wants a cute one that looks like an animal from Bath and Bodyworjs

[@thechaoscrew8026]

@@ghillies4life my son has one on his backpack. Why wouldn't a boy want clean hands. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@KG-et7lq]

@@thechaoscrew8026 clean hands before he fights bullies

[@jayamilapersson4030]

Listen Everyone: the list is just a suggestion, a rough draft, like this is what I cant afford to not get, but Im not gonna write down everything we need.

[@tarahaines661]

Too funny, true, but funny none the less

[@lilannegirl03]

yes, thank you! 👏👏👏

[@jettahammond2916]

Lol 😂

[@moez1101]

The needs list was 4. The wants has no end....today it's 18 tomorrow could be 40. Doesn't mean it's needed 😉 have fun with the video

[@teamtina5571]

I will never shop again without hearing an announcer in my head!

[@jettahammond2916]

I know right? Lol

[@itzelgc4637]

It's painful how accurate that is. I kept wanting to go back to the festive blankets ♥️

[@s.tolley7528]

I'm telling you, that's dangerous territory!😂

[@queenofputrescence5167]

The problem is that the festive blankets are never big enough. If they started making them in the 72”x72” size they would be harder to resist!

[@sarahperkins2340]

I have been telling everyone about your channel because I believe that it makes the world a little better. I finally met a lady at the dr Office who knew exactly who you guys were and completely agreed with me that everyone would be a little bit happier if they just watched you guys.

[@DSE233]

So very true! I have really enjoyed watching them during the pandemic. They have made my days better. 😁

[@UnlimitedYou]

That is me every time I go to Target 🤣. Target knows what they are doing 😜

[@Megz1794]

Well techincally you can never just go in for all the stuff on your list without grabbing stuff to decorate the house with or you realize you are out of something that’s on the list...etc...

[@gitouttamycage9221]

The logo, itself, is a hypnotic suggestion...

[@JOSH-wb3cv]

@@gitouttamycage9221 Coincidence? I think not.

[@Lunchbox.of.murder]

Honestly same(I’m 13) but I go for one certain thing (mtg cards typically) and come out with like 5 bags of my stuff

[@PsychHyperfocus]

Same

[@brittanystokes4298]

Doesn't have a toddler, doesn't know anyone who has a toddler, still seriously considering buying for no reason whatsoever... lol, I get it girl.

[@kebert2thumbsup]

Most women go through this phase! I had it at 22. Now I know people with kids that are toddlers. The struggle is SO real! I have to remind myself that they aren't MY kids.

[@alyupde9337]

I have a toddler. That section is hard to pass! I remind myself I can get designer clothes for my kids for like $2 at kid to kid.

[@EAKugler]

@@kebert2thumbsup It's not just women.

[@thegracklepeck]

I eye the baby clothes every time I'm in Target despite having no kids nor plans for kids in the next couple years

[@artgarba3108]

Age inappropriate jewelry line was perfection haha

[@karenamoroso1851]

At least she got things on list too . Instead leaving store and forgetting the any or all four things on list

[@too-da-loo]

I rarely park close to the door. Lots of people walking by when trying to get out. More turnover of cars so more likely to be hit and it's just nice to be away from the congestion.. and some exercise too.

[@abbyz6614]

SAME!

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

Me too!

[@cleckie5]

Yep. I park so far away for the extra steps. My husband complains every time. lol

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

If ya the weather to be able to walk Sure Up in ICE land part of US, we park close as possible. Maybe in May I’ll try parking farther away but by Oct cold rains, I’ll be right close again

[@elizabetharmstrong252]

Oh I wished you’d kept going Penn! Kim clearly had several hours to go. Sensational!

[@jenniferwilson2838]

So THAT is what the inside of Target looks like! I am in the high risk category so I am still sending DH out for our necessities. I could feel my pulse getting faster and my pupils dilating as Kim moved throughout the store. I actually yelled out “Turn down the towel aisle!”. One day I’ll be able to venture into the stores again. In the meantime, thanks for helping me get my fix!! 😀

[@narnia1233]

You should check out this walking guy’s KZbin channel. It’s very pretty the places he walks around to. And it’s completely quiet, no commentary or music which is kind of nice. Just the birds and vehicles or people talking in passing. kzbin.info

[@faithhudson9682]

I feel this. I have not been to Costco since 2018

[@elizabethtuller4743]

😂😂😂😂😂. So that's what I look like when I go shopping!!! Next time I hit the stores I'll have Penn's play-by-play going through my head. Love it.

[@mkaaylieperl5797]

Kim should get points for all the things she passed! That takes a lot of effort!

[@justjae4267]

“Turkey. She’s got three of those in her fridge because nobody eats them.” We have the same fridge.

[@rochellebartschi151]

And of course, the kids say we have "NOTHING" to eat! 🤣

[@TheAgCamera]

poor turkeys 🤣🤣

[@ryanworkman3032]

I’d love to hear her do a play-by-play of Penn walking through Home Depot!😜I never leave with just what I went in for.

[@harveylong5878]

home depot, lowes,ace hardware or even the devils playground harbor freight are all men's weakness. offsets the wife's walmart,target shopping sprees

[@kathleenkirchoff9223]

@@harveylong5878 you're giving me gender issues, cuz I love those places especially Harbor Freight. But then there's Hobby Lobby, BigLots and DSW for my girly side.

[@jettblack903]

​@@harveylong5878lolol Devil's Playground. You are not wrong! Like hold on here... Did I just buy a whole set of tools for $3?!

[@flerchin]

This could be a recurring theme. My wife enjoys seeing what Kim is getting, and I'm laughing along with Penn

[@madmommy]

Anyone else suddenly feel like going to Target? I wonder if they still have those mini trees...

[@monique7885]

I do, but I just went a couple days ago😩

[@EJofLA]

Mini trees were there as of around December 8th.

[@seameology]

😂🤣😅

[@SigynsHope]

My shopping game to avoid marketing influenced buys: I start with 100 points. For every item I take that's not on the list, I lose 5 points. And I try to get a passing grade! Otherwise, the store wins...

[@TheBlestmomof2]

Super on point! However, I was waiting for her to avoid the annoying person she barely knows but will talk her ear off, and looking for the really fast cashier or shortest line. 😆

[@kray3883]

The one highlight is that none of that is applicable in these times!

[@yaszit2210]

😂😂😂 the struggle is real... looks like Kim is going charcuterie this weekend! 😂😂😂

[@joelmavity1467]

This is a sport I can really enjoy watching. The commentary is awesome!!!

[@SurinderSingh-jv8dl]

Let's be honest...... This family is the best! They make my day and I laugh so hard 😂😂😂

[@bobbiema6671]

Did Kim know you were gonna do this Penn? She acted like she didn't even know you were filming!! This was fantabulous. I sure could watch more of these. I loved that play-by-play. Too funny because too normal.

[@Oneblessedhome]

I add stuff to my list as I'm shopping and cross them off!!! 😂

[@angelicalong917]

I do too... so when hubs asks if I stuck to the list I can say “mostly 🙄 because it was a work in progress”

[@brooke_reiverrose2949]

Pro move

[@PatMcFadyenGrowingGradeByGrade]

Kim, even though you lost, you won! (The advent calendars are awesome!) Kudos on your achievements! Penn, you really rock as an announcer! 👍👍👍

[@ETMarzy]

I literally was just editing my Target cart online, got it down to what I absolutely needed, and then my brain was like, “additional self-care mental health stuff is needed so let’s look at coloring books that you probably won’t use” hahaha!!

[@forestmaiden]

Oh, looks like I need a Target run just from watching. I need some peppermint dish soap. 😁

[@ChaquetaB]

I thought the same thing!

[@KristinMcCully]

Yep, that's the point since they're sponsored by Target. At least they have fun ways of doing ads!

[@showtimesynergy87]

This was awesome! I laughed so much! "she could have picked 14 other spots closer but doesn't like parking next to anyone" yup, that's me.

[@charlenecastaldo3602]

I see no problem here. She got everything on her list.

[@celestelopez4333]

This cracks me up😁😃😆 I work at Target and hear the "I just came for one thing" song all the time, 20 items later.😂🤣😂

[@LBrobie]

she's an introvert, of course she doesn't like to park next to anyone else. ;) totally can relate!

[@karenaqualey4700]

Target is evil.....I have rarely left the store without getting a million things I don't need....but I still love shopping there! Great play-by-play!!!!

[@alexandraburton232]

My shopping weaknesses are scented candles, books, movies and LUSH and The Body Shop. And I usually always end up coming home with more than 3 unneeded/unplanned items in my bag.

[@rosencain]

Hilarious - need more *lol* There's a lot of "shopping hauls" and vids of shopping, this is the first time it was accurately narrated - like a sporting event :) Hubby shops like Kim. I can give him a list with 5 items on it that we need until the weekend and he will come home with 5 bags of things. All food and we do end up eating it, but it really messes with the budget

[@jean6061]

This is so good! Thank you for putting a smile on my face tonight!

[@victoriag3249]

Almost fell out of my chair laughing. I can SO relate! Thanks to you, Holderness family, for all the goodness you bestow. You're all awesome, and I can't tell you how much I appreciate your generosity and creativity!

[@thebrightestrainbowever3841]

This was oddly emotional and funny to watch. It was emotional because it has been since July I had walked into a Target store. This was so funny and accurate representation of shopping at Target. I feel like we all need a Penn to monitor what is on the list shopping voice over lol 😂

[@hannahg4644]

Exactly my mom! It makes grocery shopping reeeeeeeeealy long! 😅 Then, the price ends up being hundred something dollars for “just fruits and vegetables.”

[@Loris360]

This is me every time I got to Target 🤣 got an idea for a Hallmark movie spoof. Say one of you just moved into a new town and you both kept seeing each other all over town and you're attracted to one another. You finally go out and have a great time. The kicker is when you have your first kiss there is no connection and your both like um no and walk away. That would be funny. At least in my opinion.

[@edwardrhoads7283]

The anti rom com.

[@ValerieCH1]

The blindfolded Target trip is what made me realize that Kim could easily gather us into a cult. Because that was scary good.

[@Ella_isMetal]

YOU GUYS DID THIS SO PERFECT 👌 I could watch this for ever #HOLDERNESS FOR LIFE

[@luckylinda7777]

By far my favorite....need more Penn commentary...play by play was awesome. I’d love to see this in the grocery store and more etc.

[@MsSpicyredhead]

I’m going to Target tomorrow.... glad no one is taping and adding audio commentary to my trip 😇

[@thenissen3557]

Did you know that Kim Holderness was a news reporter in Iron Man 3

[@patriciahunt3663]

Wow... Nope did not know that.

[@bradcooke5383]

Oh God I should have never watched this while eating dinner...my whole plate is on the floor..

[@WhisperingWitchASMR]

Retailers everywhere are shook, as you guys blow their highly fine tuned sales tactics to get shoppers to buy far more than they need/came in for wide open. 😄

[@jenniferbonutti2158]

Target is always a magical place. You never know what you are going to find. I love to go and just look. It makes my day happier!🥰

[@lk6782]

"and you know that look. the looks that says 'this'll look great on my mantle.'" literally me. I loved this!

[@savvyshelly3983]

The list didn’t specify quantity on those items, so all the cheese is still cheese. It doesn’t help much, but hey! It counts! 😅

[@claire-pd1ly]

Hello Holderness family I am a kid but my mom does this

[@Marqaisa]

Y'all crack me up with these videos. Who knew narrating someone's shopping errand as if its a play by play on ESPN game would be so entertaining?

[@DSE233]

I'm the same way Kim. I go in w/a list, always get what's on the list, but end up coming out w/more. Sometimes a little voice inside my head does tell me no you don't need that. 😆😅😂🤣

[@rebeccashannon3050]

This is everything I didn't know I needed in my life. And when you got to the Chip and Joanna Gaines section I LOST it!!

[@alainaklooster5012]

I already know even tho it's 7am that, that was the best part of my day!

[@idk45385]

How did she pass the decorative pillows and blankets?!🤣😱

[@NOLAgenX]

OMG, that is classic. Love you guys and your special brand of humor!

[@VBeingMom]

Kim Holderness is my spirit animal 😂 I always park far away-1) daily steps, 2)door dings. Also, a list is just a starting point. It gets you motivated to go, but the rest is fluid.

[@annbrookens945]

This was great, Penn! I loved The blow by blow account of Kim's shopping trip!

[@kittyhobson5250]

This is hysterical!! The Holderness family never disappoints!!!

[@victoriacaddy2221]

Penn you need to realize the paper list is only one small piece of the shopping list in a woman's brain. We may go in with just a few things on paper but in our brain the list will have more non specific items like Christmas decorations or clothes or house decor items. Just because there is a list on paper does not mean it is the only one. The list in a woman's brain is more of I need some but don't have to get it now so if I forget to no big deal. However this is not always the case.

[@jenniferpimentel9116]

If I put it on the list theres proof I bought it, if its NOT on the list, and my husband sees it...he doesnt notice we didnt have it. He's happy. I'm happy. Win win. Lol

[@nadv.6259]

I love how that's me watching my mom shop🤣

[@klaritydawn]

HYSTERICAL!!! HANDS DOWN TOP 3 FAVE VIDS YOU'VE EVER DONE! You just did a play by pay of "MOST" women in America but not me, OF COURSE ME TOO! Such perfection guys! LOVED it so much.

[@Yeshanu]

I'm still laughing at the "Chip and Joanna Gaines" scented candles. Joanna maybe, but I don't think a Chip scented candle would smell all that good...🤣

[@MyWorld0221]

Too funny! I loved the play by play! This is what always happens at Target!

[@LeoVerRosa]

That's me anytime I go shopping. The list is just a loose guideline 🤣😂🤣😂

[@lyndao320]

LOL, Target always wins! Target will always tell you what you need. BEST STORE EVER!

[@JosiahRitchie]

Sounds like the gamblers quote, "The house always wins".

[@intavawongministries]

“This will set her back several MINUTES and several DOLLARS.” Lol! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@augustusgreen7881]

Can you do a husband does my voiceover makeup routine

[@Paul_Wetor]

"She could go all the way!" The NFL Films-type music sets just the right tone.

[@MsSuperklutz]

OMG R U KIDDING ME??? NOT!! OH THIS WAS ONE FUNTABULOUS AND SPECTACULAR TARGET SHOPPING TRIP ~~~ OH BABY YOU ROCKED IT!!! OUTSTANDING COMMENTARY......THIS SHOULD BE A TV COMMERCIAL....NOW THIS IS WORTH WATCHING AND REWATCHING AND I WILL!! U 2 R AMAZING, BRILLIANT AND INGENIOUS!! Thanks for making my day!! U 2 SO ROCK!! Joan Smith

[@yvettewalshe9130]

This is too funny! Please give her grace. We need that extra stuff

[@maryellasharpe5661]

More play by play of anything please!!!

[@TheCoolCookieKitchen]

That's why Kim looks so fab! She parks far away and gets her walk on! I'm also sending this video to my husband so when he gets stressed that I'm going to the dollar store to binge shop, it's nothing like a target run.

[@jferreira9970]

I watched the whole thing. Laughed so hard but at the same time thought, “What a jerk?” I will now hear the play by play in my head when I’m at Target. She’s every mom at Target. ♥️✊🏽

[@someguyonli]

This was just about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on KZbin. 🤣

[@refiningtheremnant]

Smelling the candle with the mask on cracked me up. I've done that so many times🤣🤣

[@shutupshelley1793]

Absolutely sublime. You guys are just perfect for this jam and I'm so thrilled for you and your well-deserved success!

[@tinamarina2553]

OMG! Could not stop laughing because this is the TRUTH! NAILED IT PENN!

[@Russian_lore]

This is me in literally every store I step foot in!!! Hahahahahaha

[@Lindasromperroom]

Kim needs a reborn baby, a doll that looks real. Then she has an excuse to buy baby clothes! Works for me!

[@Kathryn84]

This is every target run ever #Relatable

[@mbbelloma13]

Thank you....I haven't laughed this hard (nor recognized myself so quickly) in a LONG time. I only have one thing more to say....anyone up for Target with me tomorrow?!?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣

[@cheryls4659]

That was awesome!!! My husband said I should be in Kim’s team!! Lolol

[@sazeraq2055]

Thank you so much for sharing this very entertaining shopping trip. The world needed this today. :)

[@67melimel]

I am in tears! I cannot stop laughing....this is way too true.

[@jessicawade8374]

Wife has my full support!! "Not on shopping list" is always a winner.🤣❤ The play by play was too funny.

[@ginalove5778]

This was hysterical. You outdid yourselves this time. Well done!

[@lindsayroth3873]

😂 “she has not had a toddler in 6 years!” Lol

[@marcyneeley2161]

Great stuff! Keep them coming! Love y’all so much!

[@RJ-mw2gw]

Hmmm, I need a Target Run. How much were those mini trees? 😂 jk

[@winterflame1965]

Omg this is me!!! Fluffy decorative pillows, scented candles etc 🤣🤣🤣

[@3dlovely]

That was the best! I can totally relate. Target sucks me in every time. Thanks for the laugh!!

[@jackirichard414]

Cute funny video

[@picardythirds]

I think Penn needs to commentators everything. This is gold.

[@mezagarner4427]

He’s such a good Target caster!!! Get it game caster

[@dakotadanger07]

Lol this video for me is just seeing all the great holiday stuff to buy at Target