Tarkov Audio is Killing these Zero to Hero Runs...

[@lodagin]

"Do not peak that window I beg you" Aqua, as he peaks that window: "I'm not"

[@HankScorpio49]

this is aqua, a man who plays video games to support his family, at peak performance

[@DrunkGeko]

10:48 Aqua just looping around and getting lost in the same exact room he came out of 5 seconds earlier is peak comedy. All he had to do was follow Hex

[@zaponator]

"They're about to be fed beans until they explode!" is certainly an ominous threat...

[@Mad-rg9sz]

Aqua this series has been amazing, and i truly hope you never succeed in completing the marathon so this absolute goldmine of content never dries up.

[@coreygames9713]

They never gonna do this. It was hard to complete the Marathon achievement with a full kit.

[@tatro222]

it physically hurts how clueless aqua is, swear bro gets lost in the grocery store

[@5tature]

its funny cuz hes been playin for like 4 years 💀

[@asian_dragon1566]

This is why we watch aqua a perpetual being in a changing game

[@Jaytea_2]

the bravest soldiers get lost in the grocery store

[@AuthorNathanJohnson]

They found a Vietnamese soldier in a grocery store pizza isle 20 years after the war ended

[@edgmeister8750]

Thats why we watch him even if its infuriating sometimes

[@SeymoreJohnson]

There should be a counter for how many times aqua stands in front of hex to peak the same angle he’s peaking

[@Lasted843]

25:17 Aqua leaves a level 6 plate that I think actually fits the press armor, but since he refuses to learn certain game mechanics, he doesn't even realize that it's compatible. Peak Aqua.

[@TheWipprSnappr]

This entire video is basically just watching aqua watch hexloom kill people

[@mirvha714]

The clueless staring in the staircase before getting one tapped by a scav that he could hear coming is peak Aqua. Well done, my lord!

[@AuthorNathanJohnson]

They say you should avoid screen time and disappointment just before bed, but here we are.

[@Shmooexe3440]

Even though this is incredibly stressful challenge. You two make a great team. Best duo. And you are funny with and with out the editors help

[@Rattty_]

12:30 Aqua describes not being an alcoholic lmao

[@bunkle932]

or an alcoholic in denial lol "I just drink six of these for the taste! They're sooo good, but I'm not drinking it for the alcohol tho"

[@AWanderingTylerT]

36:28 Lmfao he was totally gonna peak that window

[@isgrig210]

him literally scroll-standing up as he was saying it had me dying lol

[@GamerMarine89]

"Jort and Grey" ... 😂😂

[@kaleblong7508]

lol like wart and greg

[@dj_sheep4658]

Aqua could make a perpetual motion machine stop without touching it

[@Gamerjman19]

Jort and Gray. Certified classic, Aqua moment.

[@benallmon5613]

Watching Trey and Jonk pretty much one shot this challenge really puts this series into perspective lol. Like not knowing the boss was up when they left labs and running aimless in the street on the 2nd run of streets. Or knowing there is a spawn to the left, leaving the store, running head on to the left to get killed, then complaining about spawns lol. Truely glorious

[@preachclips8906]

Tbh veterans of the game should have no problem doing this challenge. The only "hard" part is getting a weapon on streets. Afterwards it's just not getting killed by manouvering correctly, which requires map knowledge and awareness.

[@TuffMelon]

I mean, they're definitely a bit clueless at times, but knowing the spawns doesn't make the spawning actually good... There's no good reason why this game still has you spawning like ten seconds run away from being in line of sight of other players.

[@yikesmcgee-gz3lq]

I did this solo on my 3rd try and I only have an 11kd 😂. It baffles me how it’s taken them this long to do something so simple. Make it make sense.

[@Marpla-u9l]

@@preachclips8906 i made it on third try , hardest part for me was extracting from factory :D

[@benallmon5613]

@TuffMelon The maps aren't big enough for this. I understand it why it would be better but the only way to accomplish this is to decrease the amount of players and people already complain about dead raids so this would make it worse. The other solution would be to have a continuous raid open and let players spawn in randomly. But that'd require changing the whole game around.

[@FUJIIisCoolAndHawkTuah]

"what's that. i don't have a microphone" you sure got him with that one.

[@IMIv2]

hears footsteps for 15 seconds, oh wow that scav materialized out of nowhere. smh.

[@letssuperfuntime]

This was my favourite series in a while Aqua NGL 😅 Your pain is my pleasure.

[@SNUSNU4U]

I don't remember the sound ever being so bad, in any other wipe, ever, since release. You could at least hear footsteps, nades landing, but this is what I've died to the most this wipe.

[@jordangray4796]

@aqua Jordan Gray is my literal name. Been watching for years, and heard my name like wtf...lol

[@einfisch3891]

username checks out

[@GrimaceTheCat1]

He said “Jort” was his name, and “Gray” was hex’s name. He didn’t say Jordan gray.

[@hazzzzzzzzzz16]

You sound fun

[@roofcat4057]

@@GrimaceTheCat1 Dont do that to him

[@GrimaceTheCat1]

@@roofcat4057 he needs to know the truth

[@kevinpoitras2368]

oblivion music was such a nice touch

[@edgmeister8750]

I think hexloom could do this challenge on his own but aquas cluelessness just makes that challenge that much harder

[@guunarlarsensmith7148]

23:55 Aqua takes the Rachet with him even though it has no function for the challenge

[@GameFanaTICK386]

The classic Metal Gear Solid sneaking music hits me right in the Nostalgia Balls. 🥹

[@-JTSB-]

Hex is going to turn into a ceral killer after this experiment

[@kevingilley1103]

this challenge is slowly consuming Aquas brain and will to live

[@Kermodo]

Had a stress filled day and it's nice to watch aqua

[@pielabanana]

so did they get rid of tagged and cursed when you go in barebones?

[@coopers1716]

It's good to see that Tarkov continues to get better.

[@urtfools]

Thanksgiving is special because even if you could, if you try and buy a whole turkey any other time of the year, you get the hairy eyeball

[@KostasTsakalidis]

that scav materializing there.. DAMN MAN

[@joeyminnick8813]

i love these marathon videos.

[@TabsAnDabs]

I can't say the same. I don't eat paper because I like the taste, I just like hallucinating

[@Jlgorneault]

Love these longer videos

[@SFowler153]

Thought I was watching LVNDMARK vidoes all afternoon but just realized its been Aqua the entire time... crazy how similar their content is

[@SaneCanuck]

I'm ready for the next aquafps DayZ arc.

[@krue14]

The re-peak works all the time every time

[@AKmumu]

I was waiting for this

[@gorandanis101]

Title: Audio is killing his runs Actually: Shartlords lack of skill killing his runs

[@HPLovecraft-lx6yz]

Ah yes, it's absolutely the audio thats killing these runs xD

[@RuruRampage]

metal gear music slaps as always in these vids

[@russellgiesler]

im ready for these guys to get out of ground zero

[@DaH1pp1e]

aqua i mean this with all due respect but maybe it’s not just the audio

[@Kloona88]

@2:50 I was like why did Aqua get quiet all of a sudden what is he thinkin and then he said he knows Hex is gona kill them LMAO

[@RiskyGamle]

Aqua may not be a Chad for the masses but he rules his Kingdom and his subjects love him

[@volliejj58]

nice video yet again JORT!

[@famedgaming1865]

Fucking Oblivion music goes so damn hard I love it!

[@GameFanaTICK386]

Hexloom's headphones are probably on backwards. 😆

[@OhiaderByeder]

Hex is so heartless

[@LexisLodge]

Dude has to drag Aquas ass through all of Tarkov, I'd become a heartless and mentally insane person too

[@liammachan7600]

@@LexisLodge still had decided to kill the only friendlies within about 10-20 secs even though he didn’t have a weapon to do so, heartless/lunatic

[@king_kiff3969]

Aqua lying like people drink 11% Voodoo rangers IPAs for the taste 😂

[@ancientnpc]

I have had PMCs and scavs creep up to like point blank before you hear a single noise. The sound just seems to get worse over time.

[@joshauryan]

Yes, time to party again. Fuck sleep.

[@DeathStrikeDemolisher]

Perfect vid to blast a carton of reds to

[@Submachine_]

in game sens and dpi? i like the way u move waterboy

[@supermuffindude-1394]

happy birthday

[@Surms41]

This series highlights why I haven't played tarkov in over a year. The audio is trash, but the audio is the only thing that the enemy rely on to rat you.

[@ItzRetz]

33:29 The quintessential hacker loadout... I wonder just how many of these runs have been ruined by hackers so far. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was something like a quarter of them.

[@yikesmcgee-gz3lq]

lol. That dude was bragging about it in the esp discord 😂

[@TrickZ666]

Dammit Aqua why are you always making me hungry right at the start of the video😮 now I have to pause and get food first.

[@crabking9215]

36:00 hex runs away to reposition after killing someone aqua ima just stand here then peek it after being told not to lmao hahaha

[@jordangray4796]

Thanks! It's been good to me.

[@TarboxArt]

I can’t remember what shoreline looks like

[@brandonrummlerattack]

Aqua reminds me of one of my friends, been playing for years but still can’t get a grip

[@tacticalwookiee7476]

Everyone bagging on Aqua's gameplay like they aren't rats sitting in a corner for 20 minutes at the start.😂

[@sergioq94]

He should as well tbh but he wants to play like a headless chicken running around directionless without any thought to his plays. He can’t be a chad and he doesn’t want to be a rat it’s frustrating. Rat gameplay suits him because he could be talking while camping because he’s naturally charismatic and it would also not be as stressful for him.

[@andrewbrinson8855]

Jort and Grey are great because they sound weirder together lol

[@milksalesman22]

we’ll be here til next wipe at this rate

[@GrimaceTheCat1]

Aqua almost never fires a shot until Hex is dead, while hex is killing others/dying aqua just looks around and does nothing lol what the fuck

[@treswolves5512]

That’s the proper way to play Tarkov

[@liammachan7600]

That’s how my buddies play…….

[@elchunkacabra1450]

first Aqua video?

[@l00tgoblin37]

It’s actually insane he’s so clueless even when the dude is right in front of him

[@GrimaceTheCat1]

@@elchunkacabra1450 pretty new yes lmfao

[@transistortion4327]

Aqua decide to have good aim and be a good player when Hex is dead and nothing matter lmao

[@cristianchavez1699]

i like Jort, he gives me 50 minute videos in 4k

[@mrheart4242]

If he grabbed the pushy. Everyone knows he is strong. Is he strong enough to carry 2 loot lords?

[@loganbaker1243]

Now i want pumpkin pie man.

[@j_flosi704]

orange juice

[@anaccount9929]

Grape juice

[@ashenwuss1651]

Cool concept of a game. Cool concept of a challenge run. Except for the fact that bugs defeat the purpose.

[@Abstrac7s]

When's the Audio DLC dropping

[@wesler218]

PUMPKIN PIE 🤤

[@0Ciju0]

Yes... The audio...

[@LareBear-]

It does baffle me how streamers can know so little about the games they play lol

[@RGBeanie]

Tarkov is killing Tarkov. Someone please make Tarkov But Good 😅

[@martinwinther6013]

Stay at some of the easy maps to gear up properly, before going in deep

[@big-bjfan3345]

Don't you get marked for death and rushed by scavs when you do this thing with no items ?

[@skysofficial9747]

i love these longer vids

[@omghalo3omghalo359]

Yeah it’s tarkov audio that did it in for Aqua. Mhmm. And Santa Claus is real.

[@TheFatBeardedGamer]

aqua, zero to hero hardcore when....????

[@kylejoseph7788]

FIFTY MINUTE VIDEO!!!!!

[@bigred030]

And all noodles all better den Spaghetti

[@fhlg0110]

PANCAKE PIE?!

[@null8fuffzn199]

I'd rather have trenchfoot than aqua in a firefight

[@comwales1]

bup bup

[@Malpaise_Legate]

What is the ambient music track used at 27:35?

[@anselmojones4392]

Yea.. its the audio..

[@02sushidream]

JUST FINISH IT

[@uchiwalaumdilala]

37:30 you can hear footsteps alright but you can't make it out if its on the same level, above or below you.

[@chefluigimarinara1975]

Is aqua stoned out of his gourd all the time?

[@Pandamonium-fps]

Pecan pie

[@gorandanis101]

Imagine playing Tarkov as your main source of income to support your family and being as dogshit at the game as our beloved Shartlord

[@raynman6466]

Plenty of people are terrible at their jobs😂

[@yikesmcgee-gz3lq]

He even tried playing while standing 😂

[@knightpaulman4686]

How about y’all bring in a gun with one bullet and no mag lmao

[@louaymobaied2]

you guys really have big balls

[@rylann2868]

i look forward to aqua video every day but this is getting depressing, boring and un fun lmao. love aqua and hex though