Tarkov Audio is Killing these Zero to Hero Runs...

[@lodagin]

"Do not peak that window I beg you" Aqua, as he peaks that window: "I'm not"

[@HankScorpio49]

this is aqua, a man who plays video games to support his family, at peak performance

[@DrunkGeko]

10:48 Aqua just looping around and getting lost in the same exact room he came out of 5 seconds earlier is peak comedy. All he had to do was follow Hex

[@zaponator]

"They're about to be fed beans until they explode!" is certainly an ominous threat...

[@Mad-rg9sz]

Aqua this series has been amazing, and i truly hope you never succeed in completing the marathon so this absolute goldmine of content never dries up.

[@coreygames9713]

They never gonna do this. It was hard to complete the Marathon achievement with a full kit.

[@tatro222]

it physically hurts how clueless aqua is, swear bro gets lost in the grocery store

[@5tature]

its funny cuz hes been playin for like 4 years 💀

[@asian_dragon1566]

This is why we watch aqua a perpetual being in a changing game

[@Jaytea_2]

the bravest soldiers get lost in the grocery store

[@AuthorNathanJohnson]

They found a Vietnamese soldier in a grocery store pizza isle 20 years after the war ended

[@edgmeister8750]

Thats why we watch him even if its infuriating sometimes

[@SeymoreJohnson]

There should be a counter for how many times aqua stands in front of hex to peak the same angle he’s peaking

[@Shmooexe3440]

Even though this is incredibly stressful challenge. You two make a great team. Best duo. And you are funny with and with out the editors help

[@Lasted843]

25:17 Aqua leaves a level 6 plate that I think actually fits the press armor, but since he refuses to learn certain game mechanics, he doesn't even realize that it's compatible. Peak Aqua.

[@jacobrice3242]

This entire video is basically just watching aqua watch hexloom kill people

[@Rattty_]

12:30 Aqua describes not being an alcoholic lmao

[@bunkle932]

or an alcoholic in denial lol "I just drink six of these for the taste! They're sooo good, but I'm not drinking it for the alcohol tho"

[@GamerMarine89]

"Jort and Grey" ... 😂😂

[@kaleblong7508]

lol like wart and greg

[@dj_sheep4658]

Aqua could make a perpetual motion machine stop without touching it

[@jordangray4796]

@aqua Jordan Gray is my literal name. Been watching for years, and heard my name like wtf...lol

[@einfisch3891]

username checks out

[@GrimaceTheCat1]

He said “Jort” was his name, and “Gray” was hex’s name. He didn’t say Jordan gray.

[@hazzzzzzzzzz16]

You sound fun

[@roofcat4057]

@@GrimaceTheCat1 Dont do that to him

[@GrimaceTheCat1]

@@roofcat4057 he needs to know the truth

[@mirvha714]

The clueless staring in the staircase before getting one tapped by a scav that he could hear coming is peak Aqua. Well done, my lord!

[@AWanderingTylerT]

36:28 Lmfao he was totally gonna peak that window

[@isgrig210]

him literally scroll-standing up as he was saying it had me dying lol

[@AuthorNathanJohnson]

They say you should avoid screen time and disappointment just before bed, but here we are.

[@Gamerjman19]

Jort and Gray. Certified classic, Aqua moment.

[@IMIv2]

hears footsteps for 15 seconds, oh wow that scav materialized out of nowhere. smh.

[@benallmon5613]

Watching Trey and Jonk pretty much one shot this challenge really puts this series into perspective lol. Like not knowing the boss was up when they left labs and running aimless in the street on the 2nd run of streets. Or knowing there is a spawn to the left, leaving the store, running head on to the left to get killed, then complaining about spawns lol. Truely glorious

[@preachclips8906]

Tbh veterans of the game should have no problem doing this challenge. The only "hard" part is getting a weapon on streets. Afterwards it's just not getting killed by manouvering correctly, which requires map knowledge and awareness.

[@TuffMelon]

I mean, they're definitely a bit clueless at times, but knowing the spawns doesn't make the spawning actually good... There's no good reason why this game still has you spawning like ten seconds run away from being in line of sight of other players.

[@yikesmcgee-gz3lq]

I did this solo on my 3rd try and I only have an 11kd 😂. It baffles me how it’s taken them this long to do something so simple. Make it make sense.

[@TarkovClips1]

@@preachclips8906 i made it on third try , hardest part for me was extracting from factory :D

[@benallmon5613]

@TuffMelon The maps aren't big enough for this. I understand it why it would be better but the only way to accomplish this is to decrease the amount of players and people already complain about dead raids so this would make it worse. The other solution would be to have a continuous raid open and let players spawn in randomly. But that'd require changing the whole game around.

[@FUJIIisCoolAndHawkTuah]

"what's that. i don't have a microphone" you sure got him with that one.

[@kevinpoitras2368]

oblivion music was such a nice touch

[@Kermodo]

Had a stress filled day and it's nice to watch aqua

[@GameFanaTICK386]

The classic Metal Gear Solid sneaking music hits me right in the Nostalgia Balls. 🥹

[@letssuperfuntime]

This was my favourite series in a while Aqua NGL 😅 Your pain is my pleasure.

[@joeyminnick8813]

i love these marathon videos.

[@SNUSNU4U]

I don't remember the sound ever being so bad, in any other wipe, ever, since release. You could at least hear footsteps, nades landing, but this is what I've died to the most this wipe.

[@KostasTsakalidis]

that scav materializing there.. DAMN MAN

[@guunarlarsensmith7148]

23:55 Aqua takes the Rachet with him even though it has no function for the challenge

[@Jlgorneault]

Love these longer videos

[@pielabanana]

so did they get rid of tagged and cursed when you go in barebones?

[@coopers1716]

It's good to see that Tarkov continues to get better.

[@edgmeister8750]

I think hexloom could do this challenge on his own but aquas cluelessness just makes that challenge that much harder

[@kevingilley1103]

this challenge is slowly consuming Aquas brain and will to live

[@-JTSB-]

Hex is going to turn into a ceral killer after this experiment

[@AKmumu]

I was waiting for this

[@SFowler153]

Thought I was watching LVNDMARK vidoes all afternoon but just realized its been Aqua the entire time... crazy how similar their content is

[@SaneCanuck]

I'm ready for the next aquafps DayZ arc.

[@OhiaderByeder]

Hex is so heartless

[@LexisLodge]

Dude has to drag Aquas ass through all of Tarkov, I'd become a heartless and mentally insane person too

[@liammachan7600]

@@LexisLodge still had decided to kill the only friendlies within about 10-20 secs even though he didn’t have a weapon to do so, heartless/lunatic

[@krue14]

The re-peak works all the time every time

[@Submachine_]

in game sens and dpi? i like the way u move waterboy

[@famedgaming1865]

Fucking Oblivion music goes so damn hard I love it!

[@HPLovecraft-lx6yz]

Ah yes, it's absolutely the audio thats killing these runs xD

[@GameFanaTICK386]

Hexloom's headphones are probably on backwards. 😆

[@urtfools]

Thanksgiving is special because even if you could, if you try and buy a whole turkey any other time of the year, you get the hairy eyeball

[@RuruRampage]

metal gear music slaps as always in these vids

[@DaH1pp1e]

aqua i mean this with all due respect but maybe it’s not just the audio

[@joshauryan]

Yes, time to party again. Fuck sleep.

[@TabsAnDabs]

I can't say the same. I don't eat paper because I like the taste, I just like hallucinating

[@gorandanis101]

Title: Audio is killing his runs Actually: Shartlords lack of skill killing his runs

[@king_kiff3969]

Aqua lying like people drink 11% Voodoo rangers IPAs for the taste 😂

[@russellgiesler]

im ready for these guys to get out of ground zero

[@volliejj58]

nice video yet again JORT!

[@DeathStrikeDemolisher]

Perfect vid to blast a carton of reds to

[@Kloona88]

@2:50 I was like why did Aqua get quiet all of a sudden what is he thinkin and then he said he knows Hex is gona kill them LMAO

[@supermuffindude-1394]

happy birthday

[@jordangray4796]

Thanks! It's been good to me.

[@RiskyGamle]

Aqua may not be a Chad for the masses but he rules his Kingdom and his subjects love him

[@TrickZ666]

Dammit Aqua why are you always making me hungry right at the start of the video😮 now I have to pause and get food first.

[@j_flosi704]

orange juice

[@anaccount9929]

Grape juice

[@ItzRetz]

33:29 The quintessential hacker loadout... I wonder just how many of these runs have been ruined by hackers so far. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was something like a quarter of them.

[@yikesmcgee-gz3lq]

lol. That dude was bragging about it in the esp discord 😂

[@milksalesman22]

we’ll be here til next wipe at this rate

[@andrewbrinson8855]

Jort and Grey are great because they sound weirder together lol

[@Surms41]

This series highlights why I haven't played tarkov in over a year. The audio is trash, but the audio is the only thing that the enemy rely on to rat you.

[@cristianchavez1699]

i like Jort, he gives me 50 minute videos in 4k

[@GrimaceTheCat1]

Aqua almost never fires a shot until Hex is dead, while hex is killing others/dying aqua just looks around and does nothing lol what the fuck

[@treswolves5512]

That’s the proper way to play Tarkov

[@liammachan7600]

That’s how my buddies play…….

[@elchunkacabra1450]

first Aqua video?

[@l00tgoblin37]

It’s actually insane he’s so clueless even when the dude is right in front of him

[@GrimaceTheCat1]

@@elchunkacabra1450 pretty new yes lmfao

[@TarboxArt]

I can’t remember what shoreline looks like

[@loganbaker1243]

Now i want pumpkin pie man.

[@tacticalwookiee7476]

Everyone bagging on Aqua's gameplay like they aren't rats sitting in a corner for 20 minutes at the start.😂

[@sergioq94]

He should as well tbh but he wants to play like a headless chicken running around directionless without any thought to his plays. He can’t be a chad and he doesn’t want to be a rat it’s frustrating. Rat gameplay suits him because he could be talking while camping because he’s naturally charismatic and it would also not be as stressful for him.

[@brandonrummlerattack]

Aqua reminds me of one of my friends, been playing for years but still can’t get a grip

[@ancientnpc]

I have had PMCs and scavs creep up to like point blank before you hear a single noise. The sound just seems to get worse over time.

[@0Ciju0]

Yes... The audio...

[@wesler218]

PUMPKIN PIE 🤤

[@ashenwuss1651]

Cool concept of a game. Cool concept of a challenge run. Except for the fact that bugs defeat the purpose.

[@transistortion4327]

Aqua decide to have good aim and be a good player when Hex is dead and nothing matter lmao

[@Abstrac7s]

When's the Audio DLC dropping

[@mrheart4242]

If he grabbed the pushy. Everyone knows he is strong. Is he strong enough to carry 2 loot lords?

[@bigred030]

And all noodles all better den Spaghetti

[@kylejoseph7788]

FIFTY MINUTE VIDEO!!!!!

[@MrPheropod]

PANCAKE PIE?!

[@TheFatBeardedGamer]

aqua, zero to hero hardcore when....????

[@RGBeanie]

Tarkov is killing Tarkov. Someone please make Tarkov But Good 😅

[@omghalo3omghalo359]

Yeah it’s tarkov audio that did it in for Aqua. Mhmm. And Santa Claus is real.

[@crabking9215]

36:00 hex runs away to reposition after killing someone aqua ima just stand here then peek it after being told not to lmao hahaha

[@LareBear-]

It does baffle me how streamers can know so little about the games they play lol

[@martinwinther6013]

Stay at some of the easy maps to gear up properly, before going in deep

[@big-bjfan3345]

Don't you get marked for death and rushed by scavs when you do this thing with no items ?

[@comwales1]

bup bup

[@louaymobaied2]

you guys really have big balls

[@null8fuffzn199]

I'd rather have trenchfoot than aqua in a firefight

[@marioortiz9994]

JUST FINISH IT

[@Pandamonium-fps]

Pecan pie

[@anselmojones4392]

Yea.. its the audio..

[@skysofficial9747]

i love these longer vids

[@chefluigimarinara1975]

Is aqua stoned out of his gourd all the time?

[@knightpaulman4686]

How about y’all bring in a gun with one bullet and no mag lmao

[@Mooseknuckleknower]

These 2 bozos description of BBQ hurt my soul

[@vex_267]

Im so confused how aqua gets knives between runs EVERYTIME!😭 sometimes aqua makes me mad with how bad/clueless he is i dont know how hex does it

[@Malpaise_Legate]

What is the ambient music track used at 27:35?

[@cleetus405]

Milk