Tarkov Dads are Built Different...

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These are funny moments from the live stream of AquaFPS. Stream Live on Twitch. These are some of the best bits and highlights. AlsoAqua is the highlight channel for AquaFPS, make sure to check out his main channel as well on youtube. 14.0 and Ground ZERO is out. New Wipe same AquaFPS.
New Tarkov map is for under level 20 and has a lot of new tasks and quests on it. There is a lot to learn and a limited time to learn it. Tarkov had some server issues on the first day. New Quests, New Map, New guns, New Boss, New Wipe. 14.0 has had a rocky start for servers, but it seems like the fun is there. AquaFPS and General Sam run the new map Ground Zero to find loot.
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[@kyledoratt9992]

That bit at the end when Sam was getting lit up in the bush, crying for help, and aqua fired one shot had me absolutely rolling hahah. These guys are hilarious. Everyone else is sweating, and they're just having casual conversations lol

[@exploitz0]

Was just about to comment this lmfao... fucking hilarious

[@arealsandwich]

Another certified tarkov dad classic

[@Weeblicker]

What kind of sandwich are u

[@matthoover3674]

DAMN SON, WHERE'D YA FIND THIS

[@emperorofchicken]

@@matthoover3674ahhh, a man of culture, I see 😎🫡

[@hoth3875]

Delta Alpha Delta for life

[@arealsandwich]

@@Weeblicker Today - Ruben on Rye

[@havefun1234able]

sam crying in agony while aqua tries to process where the bullets are coming from is sending me

[@TheGrandChimera]

Watching how close Aqua follows anyone he plays with gives me so much anxiety

[@brkinwrx6200]

its my favorite part

[@skribblestyle]

Dude, he did a stream with Bearki recently and constantly had the barrel of his gun jammed in her back, and would constantly walk in front of her while she was trying to shoot someone lol. Has absolutely zero situational awareness.

[@Funkays]

Actually so good. It's extra fun seeing how much laughing we get in the vids with you and Sam. Truly fun times.

[@P0werL1ch]

genuinely so much fun hearing you two bond closer even about having kids now. easily my favourite duo to watch, just bro-ing out instead of sweating

[@noahdlg9027]

that ending was the most beautiful tarkov gameplay i ever seen, aquas coverfire is unmatched

[@kieranconnolly9966]

Sam and aqua are peak fever dream stream love you guys thank you for existing

[@silverfoxbro4168]

The Loot Lord giveth another video. Thank you, gout overlord.

[@minivan5908]

the random anecdote about hunter s thompson killed me fr

[@PaaxFPS]

watching aqua giggle like this is the best!!

[@ifinnagopro5143]

That grapple off of the fence @12:12 looked so legit

[@bam4801]

The dad Tarkov content the world needed

[@idbestshutup4424]

aqua i’m high as fuck and the water smelling like a fridge makes so much sense, thank you

[@Schmeckledorff]

Batman and Robin, Bonnie and Clyde, Tom and Jerry, Aqua and Sam

[@bierrollerful]

Cartman and Butters

[@Confusedddd]

Hey Aqua, my brother just had a psychotic break and its been a very stressful night. So thanks for uploading so i can sit down and relax after everything. Much love.

[@FireheartYGraystripe]

Aqua standing completely still just blasting off mosin shots to give away his position Also aqua: Oh shit he got me 😂

[@SpaceMissile]

pause at 23:01 - he's totally camouflaged in front of that tree on the left of the hill.

[@elevenade]

That last fight was just eye watering funny. "I'm fucking him up revolutionary war style" :D

[@SpaceMissile]

0:01 - STM-9 chad, I like it.

[@1745pacman]

Fyi the placenta is worth around 50k (can’t really sell it, but science considers it worth that much)

[@gardeningniceperson]

flea or therapist?

[@pf7368]

Real dad talk! Love it !!! Wholesome af

[@ryanfergo]

dad tarkov has quickly became my fave content

[@squirrelhunter1300]

NAILS NAILS NAILS

[@johnloveland309]

This vid had me laughing my whole lunch break love you guys ❤

[@lynnzu6343]

HI AQUA/ AMAZING EDITORS KEEP IT UP

[@Chiefs65tpt]

AQUA there is a grenade launcher right behind you lol

[@Twitchystick69]

I really don't like shoreline spawns at the little village

[@hellboy9994]

Google: Is it worth keeping your placenta? Although there are no proven health benefits, some women choose to take their placentas home for consumption for personal, spiritual or cultural reasons. as encapsulation, tell your midwife before the birth. This is so the midwife knows to handle the placenta with sterile gloves and to quickly put into your cooler. WTF Edit: Parents frequently ask questions about selling their placenta. you can't sell a placenta in the United States. Some hospitals still sell placentas in bulk for scientific research, or to cosmetics firms. Now thats some bs

[@falconwho8512]

Phew! I'm fresh to this vid! Excited to see what you're going to get into Aqua!

[@TjByers369]

3:43 That's oddly sweet.

[@Remington4361]

Some people eat placentas after birth they cook it and all I learned that as a combat medic in army😊

[@jerichot6616]

26:13 Mid Right you see a man run from left to right

[@Luckin-Fegend]

You and Sam is an awesome combo!

[@callmejuggernaut316]

Love how instead of looting his own spots, aqua often just followed sam xD and loots where sam loots

[@treeRagnarok]

Was the water Kirkland water? That stuff was gross a day or two ago. A customer offered me some and warned me of its unusual taste, Kirkland got some bodies in their water system or somthing?

[@jamesthomas6984]

@26:10 when there's a guy running through the trees to the right. Typical aqua

[@jgentilucci]

@7:21 my cats breath smells like catfood -ralphFPS

[@talkbirdy2me]

The placenta market is quite the racket apparently.

[@jacobiowens7394]

favorite tarkov streamer by far

[@Skoobzzzz]

Fridges and freezers DO have a unique smell. But now Aqua said “stinky” so I guess it’s not unique but is leftovers of whatever you had inside.

[@DJTrulin]

general moist food & packaging aroma

[@jocal9125]

never seen Aqua have so much fun playing with someone

[@BanaGhoo]

video is still from pre orthodox christmas ? :O

[@whodis000]

feel like i've watched the same video 3 days in a row lol

[@yikesmcgee-gz3lq]

I’m fully convinced aqua purposefully plays like a bot just for people to interact with these videos 😂

[@cjthesadboi]

my trumpet guy quote made both aqua's and sam's vids, LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!

[@darylpinto5203]

the placenta sandwich unlocked my ugly laugh😂😂

[@MrKililae]

Really digging the daily uploads!

[@jakebomber2533]

you should vog sam next time you guys play

[@EnviousGenome]

Your good side is the one opposite of your hair part 0:58 just saying maybe put the camera at an angle instead of straight on and do some software editing for color so you don't look so pale or maybe some simple led lighting

[@monkeysoulz]

Escape from fatherhood

[@buffalo2344]

Wait aqua became a dad holy shit what did i miss

[@clawwer4404]

he adopted all of his viewers! Hello brother!

[@buffalo2344]

@@clawwer4404 ah i understand brother

[@NRH111]

did some research and apparently placentas sell for anywhere from 30-50k. from what i could find its because they have an abundance of stem cells in them that are not harvested from fetuses

[@connorwiseman6646]

Day 2 of being a goblin in my room and waiting for the daily upload

[@Cleric314]

Jokes on Sam, cuz you can sell placenta for $50-70k 😂

[@AnEnemyAnemone1]

They mention right after in the video that you can sell it for a lot

[@KroghBoy16]

im trying to eat sushi and these fools are talking about placenta sandwiches 😂

[@jeffdidntkhs3945]

More aqua and Sam plz

[@PowerRanger83]

Tactical pacing, Aqua.

[@killaclutch4208]

Reward missing neck will pay for its safe return

[@shuriken2505]

26:15 anyone else see that little guy in the middle right?

[@bradenbrownell7249]

Good catch lol

[@TheNinjaPoodle]

Hey don't let anyone do any cult shit with our fams placentas...

[@TyBayagaAgain]

TAFS named

[@OkaBridge]

Sling thing is the way.

[@beastyjm1941]

Gout god

[@jdemery9235]

I LOVE MY GAMER DAD

[@brkinwrx6200]

placentas are so expensive bc people will inject the stem cell from them into themselves

[@haroldnoss8142]

[@SlavidDavid]

Late to this video today due to sleeping early but Day 5 Of Marking My Daily Traditional Watchings Of AlsoAqua

[@Nanashi-sz6wc]

So Pestily is a grandpa now?

[@w-dad4040]

Sam 🤳

[@RGBeanie]

I'm glad someone's having fun this garbage of a wipe. It started SO well! Now it's a coin toss as to whether a round will be hacker or desync free ☹️

[@absolutelychase1038]

First wipe?

[@RGBeanie]

@absolutelychase1038 first wipe where is has been so horrifically bad, yeah. Played since launch day

[@absolutelychase1038]

@RGBeanie ahh try different servers I run into a hacker once every 10 raids also played since launch before animations were a thing

[@RGBeanie]

@absolutelychase1038 from what I hear, there are no "safer server" currently. Not unless you want some epic queuing times

[@minivan5908]

@@absolutelychase1038alpha armband💯💯🙏

[@connorwiseman6646]

GAMER

[@RuffsTV]

I genuinely recoiled in disgust when the midwife showed me our babies placenta... It haunts me to this this day, 7 months later.

[@clean04si]

eat it with fava beans and a nice chianti.

[@UKN2399]

What’s sams KZbin?

[@turbolose2593]

What a nice video to watch during breakfast, I sure hope they would not be talking about nasty stuff like eating placentas. Clueless

[@taxpayer1459]

Aqua is the best tarkov player in some ways

[@bankleaks1217]

Pew pew my pants this wipe is great 👍

[@jokerstwisted5149]

Is there anyway you guys can mute the donos for KZbin videos? A lot of funny moments get ruined by them tbh

[@Hubriso]

All audio is on one track, the donos are particularly obnoxious right now because of drops

[@VonZipper624]

Why is Sam volume so low

[@cheesedoesgaming6088]

You cut the cord as a dad so the doctor doesn’t give your kid the ugliest belly button you ever seen

[@cleetus405]

Milk

[@underwood05]

Didn't cut the cord dude that's what father's do 😂😂

[@mrheart4242]

Are you trying to say someone liked Sam him enough to sleep with him twice? Once on accident. Maybe. But twice?

[@Gebraheel]

That sandwich joke made me throw up and I'm really freaking high so....that tells you something.

[@BenDover-ni1hi]

9:58 ???

[@1414lildude]

just wait till you hear about blending up the placenta and drinking it for nutrients. valid reason, but gross.

[@abyssalpickle]

Jewish from the 419 represent!(I am not Jewish)

[@vernvern3374]

so good

[@VANILLAGERRILLA7]

am i just super stoned or is he bouncing up and down?

[@MadaraUchiha-wd2qe]

Glad I don’t have kids

[@llRecks]

Why does food have to be in your inventory for you to consume it? When you go to the fridge for some fruit juice you don't have to put it in your pocket before you can pour a glass. Let us scroll to consume food items without them being in your inventory. for the love of god.

[@chrisfisher7339]

Aeua

[@sirskorge]

The twitch crap ruins so much of your videos, but I understand YT is a second income. Sad.

[@mitchellbrown5941]

First

[@christophersizemore5497]

I love you guys but yall suck at Tarkov 😂😂

[@pwettyzman8809]

first coment>

[@libbymolly1]

K this video is not funny in the least. Not entertaining. Sorry. You get all fake when you do raids with him. I feel sad that i waste time watching this.

[@Hubriso]

my brother in christ we watching the same video?

[@LuisGonzalez-ov6ug]

Do you have any friends man?

[@MadaraUchiha-wd2qe]

All hail daddy Sam !!!!

[@MadaraUchiha-wd2qe]

All hail daddy Sam !!!!