[TAS] Mario Kart 64 - All Cups - 1P, GP, 150cc in

[@bingo2underscores]

YAHOO HERE WE GO YAHOO AWOWOWOWO YAHOO YAHOO-OK YAHOO HERE WE GO HERE WE-YAHOO AWOWOWOWOWOWO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO YAHOO

[@bingo2underscores]

Okay.

[@MilleFalchiJUNIOR]

I am the best!

[@menantumakawak]

Did you change it?

[@JoaoLucasK]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa

[@eriks8382]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. YEAH! Hahahahaa

[@BeeBN]

When toad said "I'm the best!" He didn't stutter or Mince words, he truly meant it and was simply laying out the facts and this is the proof He truly is the best

[@safenders]

No, can't be true. Yoshi is the best!

[@eth3792]

He didn't say it. He declared it.

[@Tatsh2DX]

He says 'I'm the best' even when he cheats

[@98danielray]

@@Tatsh2DX this is not a cheat

[@newhandlesaredumb]

@@98danielray stoopid it's a TAS

[@calebh3803]

Watching this video was a very moving experience. It answered the question that plagued me many years ago: is it possible to reach the large penguin on the island in Sherbert Land? I don't know how many times I tried. Seeing it done has fulfilled my childhood. Apparently I just needed some of TAS Toad's god power (either that or a little more perseverance).

[@flinkgamingvlogsandmore4434]

Perseverence is what you need. And a bit of coding skills.

[@aidennegron3097]

Mandelbrots veiwing over a speedrun

[@xMRxLAMAx]

Sherbet* land

[@rodrigogomez1800]

Hahaha

[@qblanson17]

In Texas this is basically normal driving.

[@superluigi3906]

why do you lie

[@chickpea]

Super Luigi I have never been to the USA and I know this is true

[@ZenozaProject]

I live in Texas, I can confirm this.

[@aaronyandell2929]

I can vouche for this.

[@bloodyredpill3027]

This is true and in Atlanta

[@flandersOH]

Bowser and DK are Toad’s literal ramps

[@Luximoz]

flandersMKW I feel the pain for them being Evil Toad's slaves

[@Luximoz]

flandersMKW At 5:10 Wario was a slave too

[@5688gamble]

Luximoz even Luigi at 13:03

[@dasenase]

Imagine you're trying to have a fair race and this worthless piece of Fungus is flying over walls and purposefully running into shells only to win the race before your first lap.

[@John87x]

dasenase Before the 1st córner... 😂😂

[@Alyanmolina]

Exactly why I disliked

[@Merick48]

@@Alyanmolina wait what u disliked?? Its called a fucking speedrun for a reason...unreal

[@blairence]

They do this on 3DS online. Fucking annoying. I like to play fair but some people needs when with their cheats and mods 🤣

[@98danielray]

@@blairence those are not cheats or mods. they are literally inputs

[@gabrieleiji9222]

Just imaginating the creators of Mario Kart watching and thinking: "I created a monster"

[@SteRDLK]

It's gotten worse since this video lol

[@VergaLinda]

I dont gonna give a like bcs i want it to stay in 69 likes :)

[@yukowolfang8645]

I've heard of imagining but never have I ever heard of imaginating and I love it.

[@VincentK.McMahon]

Wario Stadium in 11 seconds? **curls into fetal position and cries**

[@NebulaMXC]

Right? I knew about the wall jump at the finish line, but never thought to try jumping back over.

[@flutterapplespikey2557]

was 12

[@luishilario3994]

11,34

[@AleskouClone]

my record 13.17

[@Weeneedogsrock44]

Damn

[@LetycjuszS]

Lakitu: *R E V E R S E* Toad/Yoshi: Shut up, I know what I'm doing.

[@2diefor]

Toad: I'm the best!

[@FilaUndying-Archiwum]

Jahu hirłigoł

[@MrLachapell]

This reminds me of that "samir" rally driver lmao "Yoshi please listen to me, listen to the calls Yoshi" "Shut up don't tell me how to drive"

[@RdTrler]

16:30 Imagine 30 seconds into the race on Yoshi Valley, someone's portrait shows up on first place.

[@Mayhemzz]

Lmao Wario Stadium. "And the racers are just coming out of the first corn... Toad's finished."

[@ii--crazy--ii1480]

What is Lmao?

[@gwroliver3540]

@@ii--crazy--ii1480 L aughing M y A ss O ff

[@MrVassago89]

I'M THE BEST

[@Ubebread1]

5:20 holy crap. there's water in the desert

[@hatzikuN]

Same IRL. Lots of water under (100 meters or more) the desert in most places.

[@Luximoz]

B3770RD Chillax, he just wanted to make a cool and original joke ;) Edit : Yes i know nobody uses chillax anymore i just wanted to bring it back

[@trentongreen9642]

Everything i knew was a lie

[@bingo2underscores]

A river in a dry land!

[@MRNGrandpere]

@@Luximoz nobody was gonna diss you for saying chillax man

[@ricorobinson3954]

13:01 most exhilarating jump I've ever seen on Mario Kart 64!

[@BigAlG1986]

18:12 - Toad has a shadow? Is that his soul escaping?

[@RetepAdam]

Don’t be ridiculous. Toad has never had a soul.

[@djuan33]

Is a Stand.

[@starspeed6453]

Or maybe that he have a same shadow as killer instinct 2013 game.

[@Snackies]

"If I win, I can check your phone." me:

[@tyranitarmemer6284]

Toad: Hold My mushroom

[@neptune3569]

@@tyranitarmemer6284 Toad: Hold my wig

[@ghettogecko7995]

Toad: Im about to ruin this whole mans relationship.

[@josevera6482]

You: NOT today NEVER in her life.

[@ryancox5651]

14:41 Toad: "I'm the best!" *States ironic undoing in bold text*

[@AIMusicExtensions]

7:24 I'm the best! *gets magullated*

[@kevindurantisastupidsnake6090]

14:42 I’m the best! *gets enkindled*

[@flinkgamingvlogsandmore4434]

*laughs so much it kills him*

[@SonnahRoland]

Wolfiv I'm the worst

[@SonnahRoland]

I am not your Uncle. We know we're not stupid

[@EpicFail7777777]

Fun fact! When you google "magullated" this is the only thing that comes up

[@inactive.l7684]

0:12 *M A R I O C A N T R E A D*

[@thexp2455]

But is *Mario Grand Prix*

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

@@thexp2455 wooosh.

[@linebeck1381]

*MARIO CANT BREED*

[@nomoredamnnamestouse]

Now this is pod racing!

[@MrBrax]

Always wanted to see a polished MK64 TAS, awesome job!

[@rawr51919]

MrBrax There's still a few places that could be touched on (very minor touchups at that). So it's pretty much at it's limit.

[@58209]

thank goodness this was uploaded in 4k. wouldn't want to miss any of those 4000 pixles on the famously hd n64

[@OpiupAlmaManiac]

@ADEBISI ADEBISI Do you have anger issues?

[@samstrohmyer2403]

No one can deny... Toad is the best...

[@aypepito308]

*Yoshi

[@metarotta]

honestly one of the most creative TASes ive ever seen

[@YSBunny573]

You got onto the little ice island in Sherbet Land? Neat.

[@elblogdelfeno]

That bump over Luigi in Royal Raceway is a piece of art.

[@CaptMono]

4:05 Yoshi used his shroom to go through some PU's to get to finish line.

[@meekoVAL]

MK 64 in .5 A presses

[@AndrewBlechinger]

Since you hold A to step on the gas and never let up, I guess each course is done in half an A press?

[@metalmagerin3]

"Ladies and gentlemen, might I present to you: the Weathertwenty." Weatherton's engine: _Coughing, spluttering, dying, Æugh_

[@HazyMazy]

*_HERE WE GO_*

[@zuils]

Splits: Mushroom Cup - 5:38.00 Flower Cup - 10:08.32 Star Cup - 14:56.86 Special Cup - 19:26.46 They may not be the most accurate but they are close enough

[@HotSkeleton]

What happened? I blinked.

[@CobaltYoshi27]

Throughout the entire TAS, he drove 2 normal laps, excluding Moo Moo Farm. wtf MK64

[@musaran2]

You call that "normal" ?

[@AndrewBlechinger]

That route is considered normal for KTB.

[@kanzkat420]

yoshi's guide to tokyo drift

[@jadetealaaron2003]

Alternate Title: Screw the Rubberband AI

[@triple.t2100]

Famous quotes, by Toad: - H E R E W E G O

[@zachariah74]

Don't forget his most inspirational quote: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

[@geraldalexander8093]

8:50 The Triple Weathertenko, this is what I was waiting to see. It's still hard to believe a human pulled this off once with unrelenting perseverance.

[@geraldalexander8093]

@@EUROPOWER2000 kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpfacoeYhdF1pNk The first time a human achieved it.

[@geraldalexander8093]

@@EUROPOWER2000 kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2qciJ1jg7inpc0 there's also this which documents the whole journey.

[@jjenkins776]

When we were growing up we'd joke that Toad is that creepy Uncle that everyone trys to avoid like the plague....that or a serial killer. He's crazy lol Falls off the course screaming "I'm the best!!" 😂 And everytime he said "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" wed start laughing. Even now, it's still funny

[@Wise_Person]

*What I hear when the video is at double speed* "MARIO CAN'T READ!"

[@MegAmi24]

Wise Person LOL

[@Luximoz]

Where did you hear this ??

[@user-jl4nb4lk2w]

@@Luximoz When you select Mario GP

[@LecheHardcoreCanalEnDecadencia]

@@Luximoz 0:12

[@adanthemaster1]

6:57 once you saw bowser and the mushroom, you already know what he’s gonna do next

[@isaacibarra2246]

Grand Prix 150cc Copa Champiñon Pista Tiempo Pista de Luigi ⏰ 00'25"06 Granja Mu -- Mu ⏰ 01'06"03 Playa Koopa Troopa ⏰ 01'10"37 Desierto Kalimari ⏰ 00'48"92 Tiempo Total: ⏰ 03'30"38 Mejor Tiempo: ⏰ 00'25"06 Pista de Luigi Copa Flor Pista Tiempo Autopista Toad ⏰ 01'21"93 Tierra del Frio ⏰ 00'24"05 Montaña de Chocolate ⏰ 00'18"14 Pista de Mario ⏰ 00'24"06 Tiempo Total: ⏰02'28"18 Mejor Tiempo: ⏰ 00'18"14 Montaña de Chocolate Copa Estrella Pista Tiempo Estadio Wario ⏰ 00'11"34 Tierra Sorbete ⏰ 00'47"92 Pista Royal ⏰ 00'58"32 Castillo de Bowser ⏰ 00'48"34 Tiempo Total: ⏰ 02'45"90 Mejor Tiempo: ⏰ 00'11"34 Estadio Wario Copa Especial Pista Tiempo Jungla DK ⏰ 00'15"34 Valle Yoshi ⏰ 00'28"73 Barrio del Terror ⏰ 00'45"10 Camino Arcoiris ⏰ 00'56"24 Tiempo Total: ⏰ 02'25"41 Mejor Tiempo: ⏰ 00'15"34 Jungla DK Resultado Final (En Tiempo): ⏰ 11'09"87 Mejor Tiempo (En Copa): ⏰ 02'25"41 Copa Especial

[@Terkzorr]

@ 5:22 I was like "What?" I totally missed the second lap trigger when he was next to the train.

[@FLX_AU]

The CPUs disliked this.

[@thespearmeister2251]

8:13. BAM Shock Dodge!

[@deathblowringo4168]

90s Shock Dodge.

[@thomasmurrell9832]

Not even 1 second into the first race, not even 30 seconds into he video, Yoshi already said, "I hate Taxes, but *FUCK every single law of physics and logic!"* This is why I love TASes so much. I love seeing just how broken games can be.

[@OnlyTheCloud]

Toad: Loads up a TAS Other characters: Am I a Ramp to You?

[@Sw33tG4mer]

16:27 The AI’s are rubber banding so hard that they fall of.

[@unregisteredhypercam2737]

HERE WE GO YAHOO HERE WE GO YAHOO HERE WE GO YAHOO HERE WE GO YAHOO IM THE BEST

[@ethanbates7734]

Why’d they call him TAS, I thought his name was Abney?

[@CoingamerFL]

everybody gangsta until a tas beats wario stadium, a 4 minute track in 11 seconds

[@aaronyandell2929]

"I'm the best!" Shut up, Toad!

[@Jwibz]

Those poor tracks. You've just plucked their innocence from them. If I was Luigi's Raceway I'd feel violated.

[@marioguy6486]

Victoria Bella first comment I’ve seen giving sympathy to the tracks. Too funny 😂😂

[@mathprodigy]

Hey. HEY. Moo Moo Farm wasn't that bad lol Kalimari Desert though is gonna need a lawyer

[@kaasbaasde33e35]

11:20 one of my childhood dreams was making it to the big penguin in the middle... and just do it like it's nothing. You mad man

[@TheMikeyb86]

Friend: Mario Kart 64 isn't broken. Me: Watch this.

[@fridaynightnicktoons6885]

Literally tool assisted but okay

[@BmanNintendo]

@@GrayKeyboard Even though tool assisted, how is he fnding these particular sweet spots that's causing him to be placed near the finish line?

[@mathprodigy]

@@BmanNintendo ppl cumulatively have dissected this game down to practically pixels, they've experimented for countless hours to determine sector geometry, lap counts and checkpoints, and they've ultimately derived the shortest paths through the minimum checkpoints, in conjunction with Lakitu placements and detection. This Tool-assisted speedrun is like the maximum calculable fucking of the game possible

[@isaacbastos2762]

11:20 my childhood dream was to hop on that island with the big penguin in sherbet land

[@respr]

8:38 we all will always remember the history

[@mathprodigy]

The epic "weathertenko", requiring over 10,000 attempts before finally completed by a human on regular 64

[@nutty8544]

Yoshi uses this speed to avoid his taxes (i know the joke is dead, but i needed to say that lmao)

[@KolMan2000]

Yes, Toad, you are the best

[@JayMcBrideJayDaGreat]

-picks wario board- Wario: "Ima Gonna Win!" Toad: "Hold My Mushrooms" Mario: " Okie Dokie!" 🤣🤣

[@ElysiaTH]

Whoever was in charge of declaring the racers' laps really needs new glasses.

[@mathprodigy]

Lolll sector abuse is flagrant in this one

[@sykl0ne757]

Toad: *uses DK and Bowser as ramps* DK and Bowser: am i a -joke- ramp to you?

[@SteRDLK]

Good one

[@antonelladentice4114]

8:12 BAM! Shock Dodge!

[@adrianhdz138]

troy fan?

[@billydavis95]

this so satisfying im supposed to be studying right now 😌

[@adirblazkowics7717]

I think those vehicles might just make it into F-Zero. I mean look how fast they can go.

[@James_Moton]

How does the game calculate what place the CPU players finished in if the human player finished minutes ahead of the CPU players?

[@Brinoctopus]

James Moton probably flips 7 virtual coins

[@petalfury]

Takes current position of the CPUs

[@Pr0phetless]

Not sure about Mario Kart, but I know on Diddy Kong Racing, depending on what racer you choose, the finishing order of the CPU's will always be the same every race.

[@mathprodigy]

Because the game can read the future

[@AnnihilationProject]

At the end of the road course, Toad Turnpike I think its called. It looked like you could release the boost at the very end of the last lap and save a small amount of time.

[@andrewrobinson6546]

leaked footage of the cops chasing yoshi. legend has it he still hasnt pays his taxes

[@ona_7072]

18:39 yeah! *laghs as he falls into the void*

[@jordanmicahcook]

Thank uh you so much for to playing my game!

[@CossZt6]

"I'm the best!" *tumbles down the wall*

[@benperrusquia5036]

8:13 Bam! shock dodge

[@nearlyepoint249]

When your friend says that he'll give you a pokemon card if you beat him: 0:26

[@buffhardback7595]

I enjoyed the 30 seconds he actually spent racing

[@tyrantt-1004]

TAS: exist Mariokart 64 rubberbanding: finally! A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.

[@ERROR24016]

Not even rubber banding can help the cpus this time.

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

CPU: We can't be unfair anymore, what do we do? Another CPU: *T E L E P O R T*

[@nihalanth]

toad uses frame perfect jumps and glitches to bypass the actual lap and yet still has the balls to say "I'm the BEST"

[@notapplicable9243]

Can you do that?

[@mathprodigy]

@@notapplicable9243 personally i could but i don't wanna scare you guys

[@allyspeedruns]

I mean, if you could pull off hard shit like that you'd deserve to call yourself the best. So yeah, he does have the balls? your point? are glitches considered "cheating" for you? :)

[@j-rex229]

@@mathprodigy Humble brag.

[@mathprodigy]

@@j-rex229 simply answered the question :)

[@prestonrideoutt8872]

TAS = Toad’s Affection Speedrun

[@NaxoR93]

Bae: If you lose, you have to let me check your phone. Me: 0:24

[@jordan-senpai]

I wish I was this good

[@chickpea]

Toony Wonny Everyone does... sadly this is just a computer

[@BeeBN]

You wish you were the best?

[@benperrusquia5036]

8:13 Bam! shock dogde

[@nightmarezer0507]

Watching this specific TAS...All I can picture is a Kid in 96 that his mom rented him this from Blockbuster and was grounded for 3 days and right before she takes it back lets him play it for an hour.

[@marvinstark1667]

Imagine trying to have a friendly race with your friends then Toad starts doing this

[@littleboi3343]

*I’M THE BED*

[@adalydebest9152]

8:10 #BAMShockDodge

[@archmage12]

Everyone gangsta until weatherton always gets red mushrooms

[@branchy2000inc]

I'm only 50 seconds in and this is already insane even though it's TAS, watching triple weathertenko is mindblowing

[@borderlineunreadable139]

Please Do Not Give To Many Golden Mushrooms At Yoshi. If You Do... This Will Happen.

[@rmissing3361]

Phantom Line Racing Tendecy 1st-Trophy Crusaders Kart is Unbreakble Roda d'oro Ice Ocean Blue Shell Run Kartiolion

[@aketsuuu]

Oh no shit! This is the guy who discovered Weathertenko! You're an absolute legend, my guy!

[@ReturnOfTheGhoulScouts]

Man, I thought Abney's Luigi Raceway was impressive, this is just next level - boosting to out of bounds from the get go 🤯 not to mention the boo/stars on Koopa Beach.. Great stuff 👍 I played this a lot back in the day but never knew about most of these (they probably weren't even discovered then!)

[@Virtua..]

why toad v yoshi, also that khalmari desert is insane

[@MandrakeHorse]

hdizzle From the submission text (link in the description): "I chose Yoshi for [Mushroom] cup because it takes 6 fewer frames to choose him on the character select screen than Toad. Yoshi and Peach are both the same weight and Toad weighs 22% less. Having a lighter character enables me to jump higher off CPU players which can make the difference between a large shortcut being possible or not. I only need to jump off a CPU once in Mushroom Cup though"

[@Noah_AWICB]

This is crazy

[@horokeusensei]

Kalimari Desert was just ridiculous. Congrats

[@edhc44]

All that screaming is hilarious, even to this day.

[@ElectrikStatik900]

Birdo: Come to my house, Yoshi! Yoshi: I'm busy right now Birdo: My parents went shopping and I'm alone. Yoshi: *_this video_*

[@mathprodigy]

"Birdo" lmfao "suck these eggs baby"

[@wane113]

How exactly does this work with the rng? Or is MK64 just like that?

[@FixdalOK]

Mr. Cloudy I also want to know this..

[@EvdogMusic]

I believe that the items are manipulatable on a frame-by-frame basis, so the programming's hitting the box on the exact frame where it will provide the right item.

[@andrerenault]

With all the stuff that's been discovered since this run, I wonder what the best time is now...

[@garrettoliva5154]

This dude using 2 items before Mario Cart 8 Delux was even A concept.

[@Espik_23]

8:12 BAM Shock Dodge!

[@perubased6880]

"I'm the best"

[@jacobbyrd8737]

If you lap them twice at the beginning is it possible to finish the 3rd lap normally and finish it before they finish the 1st one? They were rubber banding extremely quickly once you lapped them

[@justzach253]

I love when he laps people, even the bots rage quit