Taskmaster quotes that I think about/use a lot

I've seen a lot of people do this so I thought I'd make my own!
I honestly could've added more quotes but these are the ones that came to mind first

[@piogal34]

I say, “Oh nuuuo!” like Fern Brady all the time now.

[@garr_inc]

I say "No wei!" like Chris Ramsey all the time now.

[@jesuisgourde]

I think "a lime!" any time I see a lime anywhere in life now.

[@jackhagens8964]

Sometimes, for no good reason, and even if it’s not relevant (because I don’t see how it ever could be), I find myself randomly saying “Tree Wizard!”

[@beetlejuice9459]

Back from the dead to pop some balloons..

[@jacforswear18]

I sing tree wizard all the time 😂

[@via3600]

I have to actively fight yelling out "WELL WELL WELL, LOOKS LIKE LAST IN PE, FIRST IN BEING A LEGEND" on a regular basis I also think of Nish saying "my most elegant position." Every single time anyone including myself clasps their hands. Nobody understands

[@felinetherapy4782]

If I see one I've got to say "A Laminatooorrr!!" But A Lime! lives with me constantly.

[@thweirdhappyweirdo]

Before watching the video, I’m expecting “you got no chutzpah”

[@francis7336]

I saw this comment as I heard the quote haha

[@sillystringeater]

I have taken to saying James Acaster's "bebeh" in all aspects of my life

[@TheVoiceinTheDarkness]

You gave me an idea l: James Acaster VS Mora Rose on a bebeh /bebe offf

[@christopherlawrence6815]

I call someone “an absolute casserole” if they’ve done something daft

[@sleepinggreg]

i think i just had flashbacks... 😨

[@caityreads8070]

right dafty in the middle

[@elifdurmus8243]

Me and my partner regularly say "It's me, Fern Brady, me, Fern Brady, I'm your rightful queen!" in the house

[@ellisscott8905]

My mum and I also sing that all the time haha

[@mothie]

ngl i expected “there’s strength in arches”

[@ellisscott8905]

i do think about that one but only because i see it all the time in compilations! i wanted to put in less common ones to mix it up a bit

[@mothie]

@@ellisscott8905 and that’s wonderful!! I had a great time watching this video, it’s full of gems

[@M00NF1SHXD]

my whole family say 'NOO WEAH' like Chris Ramsay

[@ALLU800]

My favourite I use is Russell Howards' "First time I reckon", sometimes paired with "Call me when I'm needed"

[@Arkholt2]

Taskmaster taught me that not only do UK kids not get taught Roy G Biv as a way of remembering the colors of the rainbow as we do in the US, but also apparently New Zealand kids do.

[@ellisscott8905]

Same! As a British person, I feel like Roy G Biv is a way easier system than trying to get people to remember a whole mnemonic (I think that's the right word haha)

[@hotelmario510]

There is a song by the Scottish electronic group Boards of Canada called "Roygbiv". It's a common mnemonic throughout the Anglophone world!

[@samsbin]

But it's also easier to misremember a letter than a word! I'm a die-hard mnemonic fan

[@tf9241]

Can confirm. Kiwi. We use ROY G BIV. But I got that one pretty late in the game like Intermediate.

[@danielodonnell360]

Yep. The one I got was always 'Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain'. Or 'Richard of York Gave Birth in (a) Van'. :D

[@AydenCard]

"Can I just say, I love weapons!" - Sam Campbell, 2023 ⚔ Another good quote I think about from this show. :)

[@ddeliriumtremens]

"Are you a child of divorce?"

[@als_pals]

"smoking kills ... weakings!"

[@jennierayner2152]

"I hope you like anthrax!"

[@JudyCZ]

"Fiddly...how?!" - always used in my house whenever anyone struggles with something.

[@sleepinggreg]

i think mine is "thursday!" like confused hugh being handed a task. or mike woz's iconic duck quote. or mike woz again, "what you can't take away from me is that i had an absolutely lovely day." and many more... this series has definitely affected me.

[@JanePeg]

I’m glad my favourite is in there, “No Way!” I say it all the time

[@melissa.deklerk]

"No way" was absolute gold! Still think about that task, and Chris Ramsay, at random points in my life. He's one of my favourite contestants.

[@_snowylil]

I'M NEVER READY FOR THE WOW MONSTER oh my go D

[@spiral32]

I only just realised I quote Dara saying ‘whait whhat’ more than I realise

[@Cassie_28]

Chris Ramseys ‘no wheyyyyy’ is a personal fav, also the classic ‘are you a child of divorce’ from Sam Campbell deserved to be in there😂

[@chayimweinstock443]

Alex lip syncing Mae at 2:53 and Mae being weirded out about it gets me every time 😂

[@Zach90888]

Series 6 had some brilliant quotes- my favourite being when Liza Tarbuck couldn’t be arsed with the string task “I can’t help you here and it would be wrong to pretend I could”

[@ellisscott8905]

true! maybe i just haven't watched series 6 enough but none came to mind when i was making this video. liza is great though, i love her

[@lillianjanky9211]

Charlotte Richie “What’s the situation…”

[@fruitbatfox]

A top-tier compilation ty for your work

[@ellisscott8905]

you're very welcome!! thank you for the comment :)

[@fraser_cummings]

“You know what they say Gregory, we’re saving the best, till Nish!”

[@hellomoosen5118]

I always think not enough to hurt but enough to make you think from Tim vine squirting a lemon on himself

[@coasternut3091]

That last one has definitely now entered my vernacular

[@Adrianovaz2007]

Putting the Wow Monsters and the weeeeehehehehe one after the other is perfect. True cinema.

[@zzehyboy753]

On the rare occasions where I'm not only prevailed upon to engage in a physical activity, but I also do better than disastrously bad, I take such pleasure in plagiarising that Nish quote

[@unpreparedwithacapitalf]

i've seen so many of your taskmaster videos AND your ghosts videos and i've only just realised that they're all by you! my two favourite shows :D

[@ellisscott8905]

omg i'm honoured, tysm!! i'm glad you enjoyed them

[@torrijacqueline]

A LIIIIIMMMMEEEEEEE

[@catcat8297]

nicola coughlan asking for an extra donut for a “nibble” and calling herself the “old chump in the middle” had me cackling all through her ep

[@kakyoin7761]

"There's strength in arches" !!!

[@teeweezeven]

I do think about “theres something funny about an egg”, but not for reasons you might expect

[@bluberrysoup]

"STOP BEING NICE!"

[@abigwail]

“What’s the situation?” is something i quote every single day

[@bluberrysoup]

Whenever I see an egg, I think "with an egg, so full as it is, with its own egg"

[@ellisscott8905]

I don't remember that one! It does make me think of Mawaan though when he tried to fill an egg with helium if it's related to that

[@bluberrysoup]

@@ellisscott8905 that's the scene!

[@berryzhang7263]

I think about “bastard’s cryin innit” once a day MINIMUM.

[@rileysmith3038]

the casserole line haunts me

[@TheHutchy01]

Lot of people in this compilation who've never heard the phrase "Pints a pound the world around"

[@caityreads8070]

Remember kids, smoking kills... weaklings!

[@bichiroloXP]

I was hoping to see Mike Wozniak's "GETYOURSELFINTOASAFEPLACE"

[@ellisscott8905]

I was going to say I don't personally think of that quote much (even though I love it) but something made me think of it the other day, so maybe I should have added it ahah

[@lillianjanky9211]

Wait what, what wait, wait what

[@RectanerTreadway]

Jesus you cant surprise me with Nish like that, hes an attack on all my senses 💩

[@NickHoad]

I can remember the title of the episode 2:50 is from, but it should’ve been A Situation Of Some Danger

[@ellisscott8905]

It was called Old Honkfoot!

[@StuffLikeJuda]

​@@ellisscott8905I'm pretty sure I randomly, totally out of the blue heard Greg say "Old Honkfoot over there" in my brain the other day. gotta love the fact that this kind of information is just stored up there and will be flung at you in the middle of the day. but remembering stuff you learned for your test the night before back in school, forget it! no free storage left for that, it has to be saved for random noises you heard somewhere. thanks, grey mass.

[@-.Evan-]

I think about "brace brace" at least once a day

[@TheBlackDemon1996]

0:12 If I had a nickel every time a Taskmaster contestant asked how much water weighs, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

[@lrizzard]

i say "A LIME" to myself several times a day

[@alexpotter9073]

I think mine is "are you a child of divorce?"

[@ellisscott8905]

A classic

[@audiotable]

Bosh

[@isilikespeopleandthings]

i say YOU'VE GOT NO CHUTZPAH ...SO MUCH

[@guaranteedtopwn]

I love Fern so much

[@lazthegreat10]

Very good video

[@ellenm9341]

great video!!

[@ellisscott8905]

thank you!

[@ema3383]

if i wanna start watching this do i need to start at the very beginning or is picking a random ep and going with it alright?

[@ellisscott8905]

You can start wherever! You don't have to start at series 1 but I would recommend at least starting at episode 1 of a series because you might miss things if you start from a random episode and it's fun to see how things progress through the series. It doesn't matter too much though, it's up to you. I'm definitely biased but I would recommend series 7. It's my fave!

[@ema3383]

@@ellisscott8905 thank you !!!

[@matilda8675]

NOOO WEYYYYY

[@georgem3270]

I'm just going to say it despite what people will say: I find Fern annoying. Her accent, her attitude and her whole demeanor.

[@bouncingbuttons7441]

sorry that autistic people are so hard for you to handle. shall i play you a song on the world's tiniest violin 🎻.

[@lauri4887]

She had her moments, especially with Dara

[@user-zp4ge3yp2o]

Her demeanor, maybe, her accent is nice though.

[@nohandle508]

Why would you say it, though?

[@valerielevasseur8674]

You don't like Scottish accents? Interesting flex.

[@vrindabansal6196]

Yhe fact that so much of it was made from series 7 ❤❤❤. Its literally the best one 🤌

[@ellisscott8905]

I didn't actually make that connection but series 7 is my favourite so it makes sense!