Series 3, Episode 3 - 'Little Polythene Grief Cave.' | Full Episodes | Taskmaster

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Taskmaster

Taskmaster

Күн бұрын

Al, Dave, Paul, Rob and Sara attempt another week of tasks, including a very sweaty one.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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@morgan32
@morgan32 4 жыл бұрын
I will never fully recover from Paul explaining that he had recently put lotion on by saying "he recently creamed"
@sandoumir4348
@sandoumir4348 4 жыл бұрын
Why exactly? Because that is the correct way to say it? Never too old to learn. Good for you.
@morgan32
@morgan32 4 жыл бұрын
@@sandoumir4348 I'm American and here "creaming yourself" means something ENTIRELY different than putting on lotion.
@aikenumholtz3539
@aikenumholtz3539 4 жыл бұрын
@@morgan32 I was also in tears over that bit
@lindsey3038
@lindsey3038 4 жыл бұрын
American here as well and I was thinking the same thing. Lmfao
@alias3660
@alias3660 4 жыл бұрын
Sandou Mir unnecessarily condescending but okay
@n16161
@n16161 4 жыл бұрын
This whole third series in one word: innit
@lawbl5415
@lawbl5415 4 жыл бұрын
Its pretty annoying tbh
@ROFLATT
@ROFLATT 4 жыл бұрын
@@lawbl5415 Yeah, innit?
@jessicanoble5328
@jessicanoble5328 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@kelsobscared
@kelsobscared 3 жыл бұрын
@@ROFLATT I love you AHAHAH
@baitedlol6972
@baitedlol6972 3 жыл бұрын
This episode in one word: Genuinely
@gpk131
@gpk131 3 жыл бұрын
this is it. this is the episode "little alex horne" was born. such a magical moment.
@MrEveningsun
@MrEveningsun 3 жыл бұрын
Yes but why?
@charliestokes4520
@charliestokes4520 2 жыл бұрын
Same I noticed that! I had wondered when the first time Greg used that
@aniyilator
@aniyilator 2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for it to happen, and I'm glad it stuck lol
@darcydenouement2103
@darcydenouement2103 2 жыл бұрын
At what minute did it happen?
@freemilk
@freemilk 2 жыл бұрын
@@darcydenouement2103 if u still wanna know, it happens at the beginning, like 1:05 ish
@sfshinz
@sfshinz 3 жыл бұрын
Paul's definition of "white noise" ("No, it's like 'Come 'ere, mate, what're you doin'?") was a bit of understated brilliance.
@sophiaredwood5825
@sophiaredwood5825 3 жыл бұрын
RIGHT
@CrippleX89
@CrippleX89 3 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video, brought me to tears
@katiekat470
@katiekat470 3 жыл бұрын
Paul in general is understated brilliance.
@sfshinz
@sfshinz 3 жыл бұрын
@@katiekat470 Innit.
@domfalcone6882
@domfalcone6882 3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU for transcribing that!! As an American, I had no idea what he said lmao I replayed it like ten times
@stuffbyAldenH
@stuffbyAldenH 4 жыл бұрын
"you like women?" *hands a game of twister*
@necrodeuschan9379
@necrodeuschan9379 4 жыл бұрын
why do i think there is a blowupgirl inside the twister box?
@venusdeovaltine4752
@venusdeovaltine4752 3 жыл бұрын
naked twister man
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 3 жыл бұрын
@@venusdeovaltine4752 I def read that in Paul's voice
@Sunset553
@Sunset553 3 жыл бұрын
I’m the one person who never heard of naked Twister.
@halfling49
@halfling49 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh it's not creepy...It's a game of Twister"
@z.m.stewart1996
@z.m.stewart1996 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sobbing… Rob was told ‘an accent other than his own’ and went for ‘Swedish Freddie Mercury who’s also periodically Jamaican, German, and Borat’
@danyellarenae3
@danyellarenae3 8 ай бұрын
The Jamaican aspects had me laughing so hard. I’m literally re-watching it right now and glad to read your comment even if it’s old. I’m go-en to get me cohd! And then, when he explains it that he just had to move his tongue around to make different sounds😂😂😂😂😂
@matthewbarratt4935
@matthewbarratt4935 19 күн бұрын
A friend told me he could hear some Geordie in there too. I said "No way"
@sreepradas5886
@sreepradas5886 4 жыл бұрын
Is nobody gonna talk about how paul managed to get an egg into the pan w.out the shell...like a boss
@Erdnussbuttertoast
@Erdnussbuttertoast 4 жыл бұрын
thought the same, too! obviously, a good deal of it also ended up on the outside, but i still thought it really impressive that he cracked the egg but the shell didn't go in!
@Benzy670
@Benzy670 4 жыл бұрын
Sreeprada S I can count at least four pieces of eggshell in the pan, and a good portion of egg is on the ground.
@aeredhaelredfalen6194
@aeredhaelredfalen6194 4 жыл бұрын
@@Benzy670 Same here, definitely shell in the pan.
@hotbowlofstu9228
@hotbowlofstu9228 4 жыл бұрын
Even if he didn't mean to make that happen it was amazing
@insolentish4529
@insolentish4529 4 жыл бұрын
@@Benzy670 dick, they mean the whole eggshell isn't in there with the egg
@kralevic3297
@kralevic3297 7 ай бұрын
I am genuinely amazed at Paul this series. I don't know him, and on the first watch, I thought he might actually be a bit thick. But rewatching this series, he sneaks in so many clever and well-timed remarks that I understand it's fully a character he's playing. Anyone can be shit at tasks, but his comedy is low-key amazing and I now understand why Greg is so delighted to speak to him every time he does.
@nebraskajones7593
@nebraskajones7593 3 ай бұрын
He's an incredible standup, well worth looking into. And they've known each other for decades, always adds a fun dynamic
@joepiekl
@joepiekl 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, definitely a persona. If you watch his stand up, it's nothing like his Taskmaster performance.
@T_1.5
@T_1.5 4 жыл бұрын
Greg was so ecstatic about the footstool and blanket, like a small child
@Cruxador
@Cruxador 4 жыл бұрын
Greg is really cute sometimes.
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- 3 жыл бұрын
@@sfshinz man, I was about to say the same. The pure innocent joy on that man's face after Bob rips the apple. He even slaps his hands like a little child would.
@gameseeker6307
@gameseeker6307 3 жыл бұрын
Tbh those were awesome gifts Quite fitting
@Jennyfisch
@Jennyfisch 3 жыл бұрын
I really wish they did the gift task in every series
@stone5against1
@stone5against1 7 ай бұрын
@@Jennyfisch Me too.. sucks they stopped doing them after a few series, they were so fun
@sanderhoefsloot6852
@sanderhoefsloot6852 4 жыл бұрын
The footstool was actually amazing
@hotbowlofstu9228
@hotbowlofstu9228 4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was the best one
@gkky_
@gkky_ 4 жыл бұрын
never seen Davies look so elated
@PeterHedman101
@PeterHedman101 4 жыл бұрын
There's no way that cost 20 quid, though.
@sanderhoefsloot6852
@sanderhoefsloot6852 4 жыл бұрын
Peter Hedman probably not no :) but i dont think the task specified they had to spend exactly 20 quid
@ashb7
@ashb7 4 жыл бұрын
The stool was fantastic, but Dave deserved that win. Memorabilia from Greg's childhood town was a ridiculously deep cut.
@lolno6822
@lolno6822 2 жыл бұрын
Awh, Dave's story about buying the sheep to remind him of his baby while on tour was actually really cute
@rkah6187
@rkah6187 Жыл бұрын
It was sweet, wasn't it?
@PhaTs00p
@PhaTs00p 4 жыл бұрын
Just found out that Alex is the creator and the writer of the show. Thank you Alex.
@wewemcrhyne
@wewemcrhyne 4 жыл бұрын
PhaTs00p Really? He’s hugely talented!!!!
@apatternedhorizon
@apatternedhorizon 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it started as his show at fringe festival i think
@thenamen935
@thenamen935 4 жыл бұрын
@@wewemcrhyne yes, but he doesn't think of himself as a main character and that's why he and the taskmaster team asked Greg Davis if he wanted to be the main character and Alex only plays a secondary role.
@Ryanide07
@Ryanide07 4 жыл бұрын
TheNamen ive read somewhere (or was it an interview?) that Greg’s Alpha personality complimented Alex’s beta personality and sure enough it shines through! The show may not have taken off if Alex was the sole host. He’s great and bloody brilliant but them two paired makes the show incredibly entertaining.
@thenamen935
@thenamen935 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ryanide07 yes they talked about that in a making off interview, that's also where I got the infos from which I mentioned.
@gljames24
@gljames24 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Paul's having a good week. The last two weren't to kind to him.
@juliahelm9893
@juliahelm9893 2 жыл бұрын
Do you think Greg gave him 4 points for the flag so that he could win the episode? The flag was quite sh*** compared to place 3 and 4! I like that he won, not complaining 😃
@danyellarenae3
@danyellarenae3 8 ай бұрын
@@juliahelm9893 no and he explained why.
@dotis9
@dotis9 3 жыл бұрын
''I like women I like men, it's all good.'' Me too mate
@Yammenkow
@Yammenkow 3 жыл бұрын
Same. And more fuel for my "Greg is bisexual" theory.
@rodanandme
@rodanandme 2 жыл бұрын
@@Yammenkow i mean honestly, not that i should be prying into someones private life at all, but there was a video i saw on youtube called like "greg davies giving bisexual vibes for x amount of minutes" (cause when i first started watching i thought he and alex were partners so i looked up "greg davies gay" cause im nosy) and it had this clip in, and i thought at the time there would be more context but it does seem like thats the only context someone could gleam from that
@gabrielanavarro9934
@gabrielanavarro9934 2 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting Gabriel Supernatural to come out in the comments of a Taskmaster episode
@fredhasopinions
@fredhasopinions 3 жыл бұрын
Dave doesn't seem to get much attention in the comments because he's neither outstandingly smashing the tasks nor does he suck at anything, but it needs to be said that his attitude to the tasks is just the most precious, and the genuine laughs he shares with the other members of the panel are fun and adorable. underappreciated much
@ThurstonCyclist
@ThurstonCyclist 3 жыл бұрын
Asking for a bottle of champagne for a task, and then just drinking it himself was a bold move.
@maxbarnt3835
@maxbarnt3835 3 жыл бұрын
It's hard to stand out with Paul and Al in the same room. But yeah, while he's not the most remarkable person in this series, i really recommend his youtube channel, where he uploaded all 5 seasons of his Modern Life is Goodish. He's a very funny guy and Greg didn't lie when he said Dave's comedy is very well thought out in an earlier episode.
@rodanandme
@rodanandme 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxbarnt3835 those two are definitely top faves, but the cast for this series (along with all the other series' casts being amazing) is one of my favorites which i didnt think would be the case from first glance
@barryschalkwijk9388
@barryschalkwijk9388 2 жыл бұрын
Esp in the studio, he's giggling like a giddy child the whole time.
@adsyoffinch
@adsyoffinch 2 жыл бұрын
Dave is probably the most underrated contestant, I do love that he ordered a bottle of champagne for himself 😂 something I’m definitely doing if I ever have to cook for someone else on their money 😂
@ununpopular
@ununpopular 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Alex Horne pretends to be Greg Davies' flunky, but actually Greg works for Alex.
@wewemcrhyne
@wewemcrhyne 4 жыл бұрын
Explain please!
@ununpopular
@ununpopular 4 жыл бұрын
@@wewemcrhyne Alex Horne created the show, and is the Executive Producer. It came from an Edinburgh Festival show that Horne did, which he then pitched to TV network as a show. It's all his thing!
@SaintDaisley
@SaintDaisley 4 жыл бұрын
That's because Alex Horne would completely flop as the Taskmaster and he knows it.
@aidanwallace7542
@aidanwallace7542 4 жыл бұрын
@@SaintDaisley That's not a nice thing to say. Just say Alex does better feeding off of more extroverted energy.
@alejandrobenavides2443
@alejandrobenavides2443 4 жыл бұрын
@@aidanwallace7542 in one of the behind the scenes vids he says as much, that he doesn't have that charisma for being the tm
@Alexander-vl1lg
@Alexander-vl1lg 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from the USA and had never even heard of Taskmaster until they started posting these on youtube. I'm a fan.
@michaelmcgrath7367
@michaelmcgrath7367 4 жыл бұрын
same
@BountyHunter-vi9wo
@BountyHunter-vi9wo 4 жыл бұрын
I think at least half of the views are Americans who randomly got recommended one of these episodes
@BountyHunter-vi9wo
@BountyHunter-vi9wo 4 жыл бұрын
Which I am one of them
@SpoonfulofCinnamon
@SpoonfulofCinnamon 4 жыл бұрын
Same!
@ACDBunnie
@ACDBunnie 4 жыл бұрын
Same :)
@explosiveramennoodles
@explosiveramennoodles 4 жыл бұрын
"Al Murray's gonna win this, that fat bastard" One of the greatest quotes from this entire series. I don't care what anyone says
@patrickroache2883
@patrickroache2883 4 жыл бұрын
explosiveramen bastards crying innit
@primaroxas
@primaroxas 3 жыл бұрын
How about "the Dong and the Gong" though?
@Imspammedout
@Imspammedout 3 жыл бұрын
Hard to beat the foreign films line, but this one did have an honesty to it that did make it funny. It didn't seem like a joke in his persona, just a genuine assessment off the cuff.
@sfshinz
@sfshinz 2 жыл бұрын
"Melon, innit."
@ThreeWishesTooMany
@ThreeWishesTooMany 2 жыл бұрын
And then the man PEED in a BOWL
@aniyilator
@aniyilator 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the crowd actually gave Greg one clap when he asked for it, it was beautiful
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын
But not as beautiful as in Bill Bailey's "Part Troll".
@hypernova9704
@hypernova9704 10 ай бұрын
Well you gotta do the task when Taskmaster gives you the task
@Emiliapocalypse
@Emiliapocalypse 4 жыл бұрын
Paul has done two tasks now using an axe. That makes him the official Axemaster.
@victoriaryan1509
@victoriaryan1509 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was just me who noticed that. Plus axemaster or psychopath? 😆
@richarddressler7845
@richarddressler7845 2 ай бұрын
Wozniak had to fart for a task. Call him the Gasmaster
@The_Drewid
@The_Drewid 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just going to be sure to thank the crew running the Taskmaster channel every time they drop a new episode. You're all great!
@swanningabout
@swanningabout 4 жыл бұрын
Drop? Surely you mean upload....
@cinnamonbun216
@cinnamonbun216 4 жыл бұрын
@@swanningabout the same thing
@swanningabout
@swanningabout 4 жыл бұрын
@@cinnamonbun216 No it's not.
@zobebo
@zobebo 4 жыл бұрын
cinnamonbun these are old episodes so it isn’t
@princesidon
@princesidon 4 жыл бұрын
@@swanningabout If that truly is your opinion, you must learn modern English.
@HurrayTsk
@HurrayTsk 4 жыл бұрын
The joy in Greg's eyes when he tried the footstool for the first time
@spicyboi8535
@spicyboi8535 4 жыл бұрын
Even Paul is surprised that he was winning.
@DTrecording
@DTrecording 2 жыл бұрын
"If Google had paid their taxes I would allow you to win" I love this show
@DeeperWithDiego
@DeeperWithDiego 2 жыл бұрын
For being wrong? Odd take, but okay.
@Door_Into_Summer
@Door_Into_Summer Жыл бұрын
@@DeeperWithDiego Eat your own hat
@DeeperWithDiego
@DeeperWithDiego Жыл бұрын
@@Door_Into_Summer Make sense.
@whitewineflavouredtoffee9157
@whitewineflavouredtoffee9157 3 жыл бұрын
Greg 'I like women, I like men, it's all good' Davies
@Strampunch
@Strampunch 3 жыл бұрын
Bi/Pan king right there.
@jokytch7454
@jokytch7454 2 жыл бұрын
so true king shit
@TetraDax
@TetraDax 4 жыл бұрын
Als reaction to the domino rally was so incredibly pure. You could see the child in him being all excited.
@rodanandme
@rodanandme 2 жыл бұрын
its so sad that it happened with the dominos spelling out "BEST", comedic irony at its finest
@danyellarenae3
@danyellarenae3 8 ай бұрын
Same thing happened when he had to do the upside down portrait. I loved it!
@bananaboatcharlie
@bananaboatcharlie 4 жыл бұрын
James Acaster would be so proud of Paul's flirty Twister gift.
@madisonmallett5956
@madisonmallett5956 3 жыл бұрын
i thought the same! i hope they’re friends.
@Screwball550
@Screwball550 4 жыл бұрын
The first task would've been impossible for honourable prince Andrew
@CurveTheRain
@CurveTheRain 4 жыл бұрын
Cripple Jr. why? does he not know what a battery is?
@idontknowleavemealone8939
@idontknowleavemealone8939 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else have a weird craving for pizza express all the sudden?
@graceholland118
@graceholland118 4 жыл бұрын
@@CurveTheRain he can't sweat
@shaylawinchester8063
@shaylawinchester8063 4 жыл бұрын
Cripple Jr. Lol! I was thinking the same exact thing!
@dewantoroo
@dewantoroo 4 жыл бұрын
He sweat out from his peepee. That's the only way out
@stone5against1
@stone5against1 3 жыл бұрын
Love Dave's pirate flag, and how he ordered a bottle of champagne to go in the chef rather than in the meal haha
@Chaotix
@Chaotix 3 жыл бұрын
I have never seen anything more adorable than Greg's face at 25:14 (except maybe Joe's face after figuring out the strength of arches)
@abcdef5171
@abcdef5171 3 жыл бұрын
33:32 "can we call rice a meal?" Me, a college student who has only eaten rice for my past 3 meals: 👁️👄👁️
@Apokalypse456
@Apokalypse456 2 жыл бұрын
with a squirt of ketchup
@GhostBear3067
@GhostBear3067 2 жыл бұрын
*all of East Asia ready to answer*
@divyak7032
@divyak7032 2 жыл бұрын
We in south India don't go ahead with our day without rice twice a day for lunch and dinner
@JacksonBockus
@JacksonBockus 2 жыл бұрын
The Japanese words for meal and rice are the same word, so not calling rice a meal would be racist
@sarahkane7787
@sarahkane7787 Жыл бұрын
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@feverpa
@feverpa 4 жыл бұрын
Alternate title for this episode should be "A Subconscious Mali."
@q-tuber7034
@q-tuber7034 2 жыл бұрын
That will be the name of my band.
@chrisprobst6963
@chrisprobst6963 4 жыл бұрын
For the record... that is not how we sing O Canada 🇨🇦 I believe Sarah is singing the tune to "Oh Christmas tree"
@adamarens3520
@adamarens3520 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Probst I’m Texan but even I picked up on that right away lol!
@OverAtlas
@OverAtlas 4 жыл бұрын
I’m an exchange student in Canada and I had no idea about the melody of Oh Canada. So before I did the Oh Christmas Tree melody as well
@quinnbullock9432
@quinnbullock9432 4 жыл бұрын
is that,, is that not the right tune? :o oops
@CamperPro2012
@CamperPro2012 4 жыл бұрын
@@adamarens3520 I think everybody did mate
@sandoumir4348
@sandoumir4348 4 жыл бұрын
@@CamperPro2012 Including Sara.
@elijahh2220
@elijahh2220 4 жыл бұрын
I... I thought that was eggplant parmesan. Come to discover it was A PANCAKE WITH KETCHUP
@cannibalbananas
@cannibalbananas 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, me too! I was very confused about why Alex didn't like it at first 😂
@nihila
@nihila 3 жыл бұрын
It was an oreo with a red velvet covering😂😂😂
@pvtrowden
@pvtrowden 2 жыл бұрын
bruh messed up, Japan flag could have easily been a circle of curry in the center surrounded by white rice. an actual Japanese meal made into the Japanese flag >.
@connorsando5071
@connorsando5071 3 жыл бұрын
I'll never not laugh when Greg asks Paul straight "are you blacking up?"
@felipemaldonado8028
@felipemaldonado8028 Жыл бұрын
that was so funny
@justinehercthehuman6941
@justinehercthehuman6941 Жыл бұрын
What does blacking up mean?
@KM-nu7vj
@KM-nu7vj Жыл бұрын
@@justinehercthehuman6941 Putting on blackface, I believe
@TheMarkoSeke
@TheMarkoSeke 10 ай бұрын
"It's meant to feature an eagle holding a serpent in its talon, perched on top of a prickly pear cactus." "Exactly." "And what did you use to represent that?" "Mustard."
@fabulistrose
@fabulistrose 3 жыл бұрын
Paul's little happy smile after winning the domino task makes me feel like a mother proud of my son for making his first friends at school
@aeredhaelredfalen6194
@aeredhaelredfalen6194 4 жыл бұрын
"Best battery operated item" (everyone looks sideways at Sara). 😂😂😂
@xgene7796
@xgene7796 3 жыл бұрын
ngl I didn't understand that at all
@creamyonions98
@creamyonions98 3 жыл бұрын
@@xgene7796 Do you... do you understand it now or do you still need an explanation?
@piderman871
@piderman871 3 жыл бұрын
@@creamyonions98 I'm 13 years old and what is this?
@littlered6340
@littlered6340 3 жыл бұрын
@@creamyonions98 pls explain it like I'm 5
@fredgosselin1308
@fredgosselin1308 2 жыл бұрын
@@littlered6340 not only kids can have toys... And just like children’s toys adult’s toys (famously female adult toys) need battery to please the owner of said toy
@XMysticHerox
@XMysticHerox 4 жыл бұрын
Sweat and Urine is not at all the same just in case you were wondering. Fundamentally different even.
@talamburangzone
@talamburangzone 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah you right..i need to check it in Oxford Dictionary because that's literally the first thing on my mind. I'm gonna piss on it
@thechris312
@thechris312 4 жыл бұрын
They're technically both mostly water which is why Al argued that I guess? But it's a shite argument.
@trippyhellhunter3333
@trippyhellhunter3333 4 жыл бұрын
Same chemicals different concentrations. Don't pee from your eyes about it.
@XMysticHerox
@XMysticHerox 4 жыл бұрын
@@trippyhellhunter3333 there are plenty of differences in the sort of chemically released. Sweat doesn't contain all the stuff filtered out from the blood. And urine is more than 50% Urea while sweat only contains small amounts.
@trippyhellhunter3333
@trippyhellhunter3333 4 жыл бұрын
@@XMysticHerox Is this gonna be on the quiz?
@bradenschecter5217
@bradenschecter5217 4 жыл бұрын
It's actually painful how funny Paul is in this episode.... Fuck me thank god there's a pause button on this machine.
@PtolemyJones
@PtolemyJones 3 жыл бұрын
Probably a coincidence, but I love that the egg went in the pan and the shell didn't.
@alyssajade6802
@alyssajade6802 Жыл бұрын
right!! so satisfying! bonus point worthy
@Divingraven
@Divingraven 4 жыл бұрын
Every day that a new (old) Taskmaster episode is up here is automatically a better day.
@nathanhails5901
@nathanhails5901 4 жыл бұрын
I thought I'd seen some of these. Are these not new?
@HayGurlHay
@HayGurlHay 4 жыл бұрын
@@nathanhails5901 These are old episodes. The new ones have a bearded Greg :)
@nathanhails5901
@nathanhails5901 4 жыл бұрын
@@HayGurlHay Huh... Well, mildly disappointing. But still ecstatic that I've still been made aware of this great show, and get to see it for free!
@Divingraven
@Divingraven 4 жыл бұрын
@@nathanhails5901 I mean it's fantastic that the Official Taskmaster Channel is uploading FULL SERIES OF HD EPISODES of its own accord, even it they are from some years ago, that's amazing of them. I am so looking forward to each and every one of these.
@nathanhails5901
@nathanhails5901 4 жыл бұрын
@@Divingraven Agreed! I'd not have known about this if I hadn't wondered into it on KZbin. Plus it's aged well as a show, I googled it and had no idea it was from like 5 yrs ago.
@Hmm...Whats-Their-Name
@Hmm...Whats-Their-Name 2 жыл бұрын
I love how supportive Al is. He is always cheering on his fellow competitors, and I am so here for it
@SarahSmith-bl7lc
@SarahSmith-bl7lc 10 ай бұрын
He has such good sportsmanship - it's genuinely so endearing!
@Numerlon
@Numerlon 3 жыл бұрын
I just love how Al is genuinely amused by seeing himself on the screen. Most people are embarrassed, but not him, no sir.
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын
AI? AI? Oh, Al! Darn these sans-serif fonts! Thought you were talking about artificial intelligence.
@somethingelse9176
@somethingelse9176 Жыл бұрын
Noticed that last episode with the Dong/Gong footage. No shame! Just enjoying the joke! Love that for him.
@MrPeapoo
@MrPeapoo 3 жыл бұрын
That white noise joke from Paul was fucking hilarious
@BlackieFyre
@BlackieFyre 4 жыл бұрын
Is this the 1st episode that Greg uses the phrase "little Alex Horne"?
@margretsnae
@margretsnae 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@sophiaredwood5825
@sophiaredwood5825 3 жыл бұрын
Nice!!
@branulo1
@branulo1 3 жыл бұрын
I think so! I’m excited to find it!!
@Mclarenboy100
@Mclarenboy100 4 жыл бұрын
Pause at the script that Sara gives at 27:04 GREG"S CHARACTER character walks into a bar GREG'S CHARACTER: Ow! Only joking. It's a pub. It just goes downhill from there...
@mauia88
@mauia88 4 жыл бұрын
“SUSAN is very sexy because she is a woman...” She knows. xD
@JustJason1977
@JustJason1977 4 жыл бұрын
@@mauia88 "I'll be back later with hilarious consequences"
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- 3 жыл бұрын
she pocketed the money and wrote it herself, wiithin 5 min ;)
@GyroCannon
@GyroCannon 3 жыл бұрын
"Actually she can be played by the same actress as ROISIN'S CHARACTER" The redundancy killed me
@LordPoogie
@LordPoogie 4 жыл бұрын
Bastards sweating, innit?
@AniWillow
@AniWillow 4 жыл бұрын
Does “creamed myself” not mean the same thing in England as it does in America? I was laughing so hard when he said that and was so confused
@sometimessnarky1642
@sometimessnarky1642 4 жыл бұрын
it has that connotation in England. Everyone else was just as confused.
@miacf5236
@miacf5236 4 жыл бұрын
Ok good because I swear I like almost peed myself laughing thinking that it was a mistake in translation
@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 4 жыл бұрын
It means the same thing. Everybody needed clarification.
@TheRedKing247
@TheRedKing247 4 жыл бұрын
No it means exactly the same thing over there, it's just Pauls a fuckin weirdo and I love him for it.
@maddyterrell0
@maddyterrell0 4 жыл бұрын
I live in the USA and I've never heard someone say that. I've only ever heard people say that they moisturized
@andrewg3196
@andrewg3196 4 жыл бұрын
The best solution to the sweat one would've been to take off your clothes then wrap yourself in the plastic wrap that's up all over the room, then work out like a wrestler trying to cut weight. Clothes absorb sweat and moisture but if you're surrounded by the plastic it would just gather on there and you could probably pour out a cup by the end. Not as funny as haggling for camera man scalp sweat though...
@rkah6187
@rkah6187 Жыл бұрын
Also just straight up swindling the camera man. Sarah promised a pound for each drop and ended up giving him only two pounds :D
@aaronhooper4803
@aaronhooper4803 4 жыл бұрын
This is genuinely my favorite thing on the internet. So happy the full episodes are getting posted.
@ejc1868
@ejc1868 Жыл бұрын
The conversation with Paul and Greg about the gift always makes me laugh till I cry. I’ve seen the episode so many times and it never fails. Just hilarious. One of my top taskmaster scenes.
@amandasmith7314
@amandasmith7314 3 жыл бұрын
Paul's reaction to winning the episode is the purest joy I've ever seen.
@andycrain3315
@andycrain3315 3 жыл бұрын
Obsessed with the idea that Paul thinks only hets can play twister
@LynneTendo
@LynneTendo 3 жыл бұрын
this is my favorite unexpected comment from this episode's comment section by far
@high-keylokistan5309
@high-keylokistan5309 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😂
@monhi64
@monhi64 2 жыл бұрын
He does not, that was the joke lol
@monhi64
@monhi64 2 жыл бұрын
Like when he pretended to think “creamed himself” was a legitimate term meaning to apply lotion lol
@krashd
@krashd Жыл бұрын
Anyone can play twister, but naked twister is a whole other ball game, you can get all sorts of things poked in your ear or dragged across the back of your neck so you play naked twister with your straight friends at your own risk!
@jokytch7454
@jokytch7454 2 жыл бұрын
"yeah i like women i like men it's all good" so true mr. greg taskmaster davies so true
@cjknoll22
@cjknoll22 4 жыл бұрын
"and if googled payed there taxes you would win" me nervously watching on KZbin saying "don't take this down"
@insolentish4529
@insolentish4529 4 жыл бұрын
How did no one run around in the bathroom with the shower on? The humidity is what will get you sweating and cheatingly water will condense on your skin
@Getvagazzled
@Getvagazzled 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I had no clue about that till your comment
@TheSallyMuffin
@TheSallyMuffin 4 жыл бұрын
Paul is so genuinely happy when he wins ;D how adorable is 24:09 Edit: And than I saw Greg gettin a foot stool. Pure Joy
@wewemcrhyne
@wewemcrhyne 4 жыл бұрын
J ess Spoiler Alert PLEASE!!!
@idontknowleavemealone8939
@idontknowleavemealone8939 4 жыл бұрын
@@wewemcrhyne Don't read comments if spoilers are an issue. I see this all the time. If you were really invested you'd be paying attention to the video and not reading comments.
@canadianmoth
@canadianmoth 4 жыл бұрын
@@wewemcrhyne stop fucking reading comments
@sannn3216
@sannn3216 4 жыл бұрын
I live in the opposite part of the world. I never knew this show exists until youtube recommended it and I've been laughing my ass off for straight 3 days now. Great work
@_r1nky
@_r1nky 4 жыл бұрын
"Little Alex Horne " , Alex is 6'2" and I'm 5'6"
@_r1nky
@_r1nky 4 жыл бұрын
Greg Davies is 6'8"
@Pouroneoutfor50Cent
@Pouroneoutfor50Cent 3 жыл бұрын
It’s little Jared Mohansingh!
@tbz1551
@tbz1551 4 жыл бұрын
30:23 The Oh Canada / Oh Christmas Tree mashup may have been a bad idea 😂😂 thinking she realized she didn’t know what the anthem sounded like only when she started singing it
@Sunprism
@Sunprism 9 ай бұрын
I'm cracking up at all of Paul's hinting before he gives his gift, then a moment after just calls out "Naked Twister, Man"
@SeanKL107
@SeanKL107 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who saw olives, marinara sauce, and pasta, and thought it was the Italian flag?
@MuR1017
@MuR1017 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 OMG TRUE! I also thought Irish cus the sauce seemed orange but since they went with red yeah Italian suits waaay better hahah
@gabrielleengel7476
@gabrielleengel7476 3 жыл бұрын
Paul's happiness at winning a task is just infectious.
@carveylover
@carveylover Жыл бұрын
Sometimes in these tasks I think you get a little peak into how Alex is as a dad. The "cooking" ones he is so nice and diplomatic to their faces. It could be the worse thing and Alex will fully pretend to like it. I imagine his youngins bring him weird stuff to try all the time and he has perfected that skill with them. It adds to the character.
@Trinity_505
@Trinity_505 2 жыл бұрын
“The icing’s real chewy” “Yeah like a real flag” 😂
@jijonbreaker
@jijonbreaker 2 жыл бұрын
I was almost sure the task for the rube goldberg machine was going to be "Put it back the way you found it."
@Nargon46
@Nargon46 6 ай бұрын
What I found extra impressive about Paul's domino rally was that he managed to make the egg fall in a way that got most of the egg in and left most of the shell out! Hecka impressive
@normalperson4sure
@normalperson4sure 5 ай бұрын
if you didn't, please pause the show and read the first page of the man down script because it's both genuinely amazing and very obvious that Sara's never seen a single episode.
@danniantagonist
@danniantagonist Жыл бұрын
Ah... This really is one of the best episodes. So many iconic moments, including the introduction of "Little Alex Horne", "That's how I make my eggs in the morning", and Dave Gorman's cheeky champagne move 😜 Nice one!
@cwildeman
@cwildeman 3 жыл бұрын
When Alex annoinces the winner (43:35), the look of pure, innocent joy on their face is the most endearing thing I've ever seen.
@vebo1337
@vebo1337 2 ай бұрын
Paul's sneaky deadpan "That's how I make my eggs in the morning, innit" took me out
@runikvarze6191
@runikvarze6191 5 ай бұрын
"Oh, Canada" sung to the tune of "oh, christmas tree" was hilarious.
@Brenosakaguti
@Brenosakaguti 3 жыл бұрын
>Green, white and red >Pasta and olives "Here's the Mexican flag"
@nabaaeyddan7565
@nabaaeyddan7565 3 жыл бұрын
I'm at the point where I laugh whenever Paul says innit.
@adamarens3520
@adamarens3520 4 жыл бұрын
Someone please explain to me( from the USA) what the rolo wrappers gift was about from Al Murray. I’m genuinely clueless.
@christymclaughlin618
@christymclaughlin618 4 жыл бұрын
Rolos contain 8 or so individual chocolate peices and they had an ad campaign saying " do you love anyone enough to give them your last rolo" Al did. All 300 of them , £20's worth
@adamarens3520
@adamarens3520 4 жыл бұрын
Christy Mc Laughlin ahh I see, thank you 😊
@ILuvAyeAye
@ILuvAyeAye 3 жыл бұрын
@@christymclaughlin618 thank you! I was confused as well.
@beth12svist
@beth12svist Жыл бұрын
Ah! I didn't know the background, but it was easy for me to deduce it was "giving the last piece in the packet to the other person." 🙂
@ILuvAyeAye
@ILuvAyeAye 3 жыл бұрын
I love Al's genuinely enthusiastic reactions to successful domino rallies.
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын
AI? AI? Oh, Al! Darn these sans-serif fonts! Thought you were talking about artificial intelligence.
@AlwaysLoisLane
@AlwaysLoisLane 2 жыл бұрын
This is officially the first time he is called Little Alex Horne. It was the beginning of his demise.
@ewanhopper4275
@ewanhopper4275 4 ай бұрын
It’s always brilliant to see Canada win in the Olympics and stand there triumphantly while oh Christmas tree plays
@clairifedverified2513
@clairifedverified2513 3 жыл бұрын
Paul winning an episode filled me with immense glee
@rojo0103
@rojo0103 4 жыл бұрын
“You did a subconscious Mali” I shall use this in my lexicon from now on.
@natchan9736
@natchan9736 3 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely pleased when Paul was leading and really happy he kept the lead to become the winner. he grew a lot from 1st episode where he looked like he couldn't understand the task to now someone who got 1st place in the tasks 😆
@Keston1302
@Keston1302 Жыл бұрын
11:18 "You Blacking up?" is absolutely hilarious 😂
@saesae2759
@saesae2759 3 жыл бұрын
“Who could’ve ever predict that a domino rally would be a useful health and safety warning video?” “I’m a comedian so I want everyone to like me.”
@dyawr
@dyawr 3 жыл бұрын
That sweat task was the grossest thing I've seen on this show 😂
@ace.l.w
@ace.l.w 3 жыл бұрын
It and the watermelon task are definitely up there 😬
@cupcakeleah
@cupcakeleah 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who makes a Canadian Day cake almost every year with the flag on it, good job Sarah! I'm very impressed! The song also made me laugh! Maybe we should change our anthem tune!
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын
The Great White North is indeed excellent at raising Christmas trees.
@TylerNomadic
@TylerNomadic 3 жыл бұрын
The first of many "IT'S LITTLE ALEX HORNNNN"
@SeanKL107
@SeanKL107 4 жыл бұрын
Al Murray is so wholesome. (Minus the pissing in a cup)
@CrippleX89
@CrippleX89 3 жыл бұрын
Paul looked so happy when he won. Wholesome
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын
As Mitch Hedberg once said "I like rice. Rice is good if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."
@kanescrimes4848
@kanescrimes4848 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh Canada, Oh Canada, how steady are thy branches" ...not very strong considering it's a f'ing leaf...Our flag says, "Don't mess with Canada or we'll dry up and blow away" -Jeremy Hotz? ...I think.
@Em1scool
@Em1scool 4 жыл бұрын
I just can’t even fathom how you’d get drops of sweat off your body and into something else
@erwinvanderwal1700
@erwinvanderwal1700 4 жыл бұрын
The only time obesity contributes anything beneficial I suppose.
@themindofceline
@themindofceline 4 жыл бұрын
could wring out your shirt but you'd need loads of sweat for that
@RealBradMiller
@RealBradMiller 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't want to think that far. :x
@RizaBochiza
@RizaBochiza 4 жыл бұрын
I would've used a sponge
@rahhhbkdx1
@rahhhbkdx1 4 жыл бұрын
Jackass 2, my friend...
@junew8133
@junew8133 4 жыл бұрын
Sarah trying to sing the Canadian anthem, but singing to the tune of O' Christmas tree is iconic.
@RoLaarr
@RoLaarr 4 жыл бұрын
really really appreciate the full episodes here in canada something to look forward to every tuesday
@shaunhanlon1348
@shaunhanlon1348 4 жыл бұрын
Download dailymotion app all 9 seasons are on it
@RoLaarr
@RoLaarr 4 жыл бұрын
@@shaunhanlon1348 thanks for the tip!! i think im okay to just watch it here tho tbh i dont need another endless pit of bingable content to fall into lol
@BestgirlJordanfish
@BestgirlJordanfish 2 жыл бұрын
When it goes to the "buy a gift", the lordship last season will forever be in my head
@b.d.hampton
@b.d.hampton 2 жыл бұрын
True, but nothing will ever beat Josh Widdicombe's "Gregg" tattoo from series 1.
@PlannerBeth
@PlannerBeth 4 жыл бұрын
This makes my Tuesday mornings so much better! Thanks from America for uploading!
@buttonsfan
@buttonsfan 3 жыл бұрын
Finally Greg introduced Alex in the way I’ve been waiting for.
@Bayerng09
@Bayerng09 2 жыл бұрын
Even when Paul wins a challenge he still flips his hands in disbelief 🤣
@DoubtlessCar0
@DoubtlessCar0 4 жыл бұрын
"what do you think he's got in the box" "at this point a severed hand!" Yoshikage Kira has entered the chat
@captaincrash9002
@captaincrash9002 4 жыл бұрын
How did a jojoke make it into this comment section
@DoubtlessCar0
@DoubtlessCar0 4 жыл бұрын
@@captaincrash9002 ...Enemy Stand?
@robburgess4556
@robburgess4556 4 жыл бұрын
6:03 I never noticed before how blue Sara's eyes are. Wow!
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