TASTING PRISON FOOD

[@slickswim5224]

They serve the fruit cocktail in my school... It looks EXACTLY like that.

[@edvtss_9859]

That's what I was thinking😂

[@BlueSkyyNoise]

that's what we feed my clients at work lol

[@HGfan14]

Same here. It think it's the exact same thing. Even the grapes looked the same with that weird little brown dot on it.

[@ughlissia]

ikr!!!😂😂

[@shades_of_phan1174]

Ikr that's exactly what I was thinking!!!

[@maddieg1661]

We met Garret now we love him

[@princessdemon6683]

But do we love love him

[@bakasta_]

Not really but he’s nice

[@tetsurokuroo1117]

I'm glad that him and Shane are still friends

[@creepywoods4016]

PLANTS WITH PANTS 🌲 🌵 🌴 👖 👖 👖

[@jocelyn720]

Thank you

[@taylorweaver5935]

@spicyavacado true true😂

[@mopbuckets4734]

creepy woods thank you.

[@daniwence]

Yes.

[@josie9886]

I see London, I see France, I see plants in their very nice pants 🌴 👖

[@ayydreeinn]

Prison=School *you did the same thing*

[@whydidyoubotherreadingmyna4375]

Bish I my school has dominos pizza get on my level

[@KRAFT_DINNER]

SAME dood

[@jacksonadkins8848]

Yes

[@lisawright738]

@@whydidyoubotherreadingmyna4375 NAME

[@s6lve024]

Why did you bother reading my name DAMN WEIRD FLEX BUT OKAY and what do you go to private school?

[@alexhasaname]

literally public school lunch.

[@rawrperson2274]

ikr

[@xxfallenangel1995xx]

My school lunches were never bad. I feel bad for those of you who had shitty lunches

[@xxfallenangel1995xx]

My school lunches were never bad. I feel bad for those of you who had shitty lunches

[@alexhasaname]

+Cindy Young dang you got lucky. we had mush noodles with dark meat "poultry" daily.

[@rkhazzz]

I went to a private school and the lunches were also like that.

[@laurice444]

2016 Shane: yea my other channel is my main channel 2018 Shane: *has not uploaded in other channel in 2 years*

[@claylol2020]

It's 2019 now so 3 years

[@gracebusjahn5770]

ImDying I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT

[@sofifi6277]

I didn’t even know he had another channel 😂😂

[@mopbuckets4734]

i didnt even know he had another channel. 😂

[@alexagarcia2469]

It’s 2019 now so 3 years

[@Raven-Marie25]

7:46. Shane: wtf is this?!?!?!? Me: it's a peeled grape. They serve them at school...

[@ashleyfuller8712]

Just more proof school is prison 😂

[@tetsurokuroo1117]

My school get regular grapes. I feel bad for u

[@natasa3174]

Why tf would they peel it..

[@Mr-Green0]

It looks like the yolk from an egg.

[@MVangelmx]

Sooo, prison.

[@holleysilirie5188]

when shane says "OH MY GOD" i can never tell if it is good or bad until he A: spits it out or B: eats it

[@anoutcastofsociety7376]

same though

[@karma5676]

I can tell by his face

[@taylorrosekeister]

I was about to comment this

[@karma5676]

B

[@rikisveryhotgf]

Ikr I was gonna comment the same thing

[@diaryofagoofygal]

orange is the new black makes prison look fun

[@hannah-cz9yq]

haha

[@brodisingzz5215]

righttttt

[@SaigeMeows]

If Nicky was my bunk mate I'd be sending myself to prison.

[@lorenzabmp6347]

so true haha 😂

[@brodisingzz5215]

Same here!! Time to make a bomb (not serious for the ppl without a sense of humor)

[@OmgLilly]

Why does all this prison food look better than any of the school lunches I had growing up??

[@OmgLilly]

But these tasting videos are literally giving me LIFE

[@chickenbruhs]

Ikr if I had this shit in school id probably eat lunch more often

[@skye8561]

Omg same! School lunch sucks!

[@kr-dl9yu]

The prison people get chips and ramen?! My school serves water... That's it.

[@evaeddinger4251]

it is

[@user-bx7ls3re2t]

SHANE WHY HAVENT YOU TRIED BURGER KINGS MAC N CHEETOS YET

[@siunmadness5009]

YES

[@christ1787]

Omg yes

[@kaym7800]

Trisha did

[@rattyamber6848]

That shit is so good..

[@jaysgamez4008]

right he needs to do tat

[@DarkRose023]

Shane: *throws fruit away* Why why why Me: *happily eats same fruit at school*

[@user-ri8iy9pf7i]

Dakota Kidder He doesn’t like fruit

[@S0N1A_42]

I love fruit

[@annikavandermale9528]

Fruit is 💣

[@watchbrooke]

You could've titled this "Trying School Lunch Food" and it still would've been accurate 😂

[@aliciawaters1223]

True tho

[@Raven-mp7bv]

Nah dude. We dont get cherry pie and the hamburger buns are wheat shit

[@happyopalrose229]

+Ravyn Perez daum what school do you go to? bc at mine .... basically prison food 😂😂

[@chrystabrantley6072]

+Ravyn Perez same

[@jaysgamez4008]

+Ravyn Perez right af

[@danielboujee]

Shane is the only KZbinr I can watch for hours and not get bored...

[@juanitavega1064]

same

[@mariavega1939]

Same

[@juanitavega1064]

+Lupita Vega hi

[@doreydavidson]

Same

[@liyahxnicole8306]

same

[@brooklynwade6749]

The fruit is what they give us at school 😂

[@cstyles704]

Brookie Here Sammmeee!

[@dezzi9955]

That's what I'm saying lol

[@iamgooped3513]

Bro I eat that all the time 😂😂😂

[@JakobowenYT]

Brookie Here the pears are always bomb though

[@aangellbbaskett280]

Brookie Here exactly, and I agree with Shane, it tastes horrible.

[@dantematteo278]

Okay but can we talk about how deep Garrett’s voice was at the beginning? He seems so much more comfortable with himself now, and we love him for it.

[@fineysiblings3678]

The fruit cocktail is canned fruit I think we have it at school like a lot of tomes a week

[@fineysiblings3678]

I meant times and I usually only eat the peaches out of it (the orange fruit)

[@trecianax]

The red dot is a cherry

[@sugacookiesandtea2184]

Finely Siblings I got those in fruit cups when my mom packed my lunches.

[@heyitsirine16]

Well, I always make it for every occasion 😂 though fruit salad is better coz of the condensed milk

[@angelmartinson5216]

Same

[@annasapp6583]

Every time he says "oh my god" I can't whether he liked it or not until he heads for the trash can

[@natarshagiles4252]

I was thinking the same thing

[@jonr3946]

Annabeth Sapp i

[@alizehgilani3936]

Comments in this video: Fruit cocktail- 80% Public school problems-10% Prison- 8% Random Shane-ness- 2%

[@shanediyson8381]

He is eating school food

[@simply_bryana9601]

If my school food was that id wanna be at school everydayy

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

Shane Diyson no im pretty sure it’s prison food

[@jaaleenexoxo]

@@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701 r/whoooshh and by the way they meant that the prison food is similar to the food they give at thier school

[@Jasminekuwonu]

I felt that

[@richardcromwell8919]

this food is better than school food

[@anime__girl1291]

Richard Cromwell ikr!!!!!!

[@wowzers9330]

Boi u Americans got it rough! In England, my canteen is basically an all u can eat buffet. Hot food (always realllly tasty) with 3 different meals, a selection of sandwiches, wraps and fruit, a selection of cakes (also super tasty) and a selection of milks, fizzy drinks and juices. Super cheap also

[@_miamour5]

Pencil rific mine 2

[@_miamour5]

IzumiStarr OML MY SCHOOL IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT they even have ice cream

[@wowzers9330]

SAME!

[@savethepaws8911]

7:45 honey thats called a *grape*

[@olgaflores7092]

S h o o k

[@xxqueenxiexx1314]

@@makenajackson5765 it's a grape cherry's aren't green

[@mopbuckets4734]

Save The Paws *s h o o k .*

[@bigflamingofan4746]

Look back in 2019 and now Shane and Garrett are best friends and they’re both still adorable. :3

[@sophiar2066]

That fruit cocktail is exactly what they serve at my school , I guess school really is prison!

[@meganm2046]

Sophia R lol 😂

[@xylengreylend8042]

Sophia R YEP

[@insanedollxo]

AHA TRUE

[@theofficialcrazycousinshow7892]

Sophia R same

[@dazeh.2438]

Sophia R IKR

[@Cynuzo]

That red dot is a cherry

[@promisedblood]

we have that fruit cocktail thing at at my school

[@kusojuice]

neptunes same

[@icednillatea]

Same

[@foxythegachatuber1847]

At my school we have tater tots McDonald’s ummm veggies spaghetti Soda,water,cocktails Candy,chips and ice cream And fruits Ya we ain’t healthy at my school 😂 Oh we have new foods tacos ,sushi,pretzel,fried chicken with waffles and bagels also pancakes Burgers,sandwiches,dumplings,donuts and juice Peanuts,cookies ,popcorn,ramen ,milk and ice and chocolate Edit:I go to private school we have bacon and hotdogs too 🤪

[@chickenman3940]

@@foxythegachatuber1847 nigga which school , I wanna go there

[@StrawberrieSunSet]

Coming back after 6 years because Shane makes me happy when I’m down 💜

[@doiu92]

*Why is the prison food better than my school food?*

[@TheKidCaiden]

HONESTLY.

[@yourgay7496]

Ikr

[@grim3512]

Ikr it's disgusting

[@redheart7795]

The realest truth out there 😂

[@christinemills4727]

so freaking true

[@moondrop784]

Shane is my favorite youtuber. He always makes me laugh, even when I’m sad about the fact that my crush will never like me back because I’m bisexual and she’s straight. But Shane always cheers me up.

[@JustANut136]

Myra Harris R.I.P

[@moondrop784]

Demi Cline I’m not dead now! My other crush asked me out and now I have a girlfriend! (She’s bisexual too) So R.I.P my old black soul! Hello new red soul! 😂

[@moondrop784]

Demi Cline Just realized... your pic is Yuno. I don’t hate her, I hate something she did. She killed Aru. That’s the only thing I have against her. I loved Aru! 😭😭

[@catalina7224a]

Are you me?!?!?!?!

[@chyennewhisman7166]

Yuno is my favorite yandere.

[@xxloopylouxx3923]

WE HAVE THAT EXACT SAME FRUIT COCKTAIL IN SCHOOL BUT IN LITTLE CARTONS!!!!!!

[@thefalenange9201]

xxLoopy louxx same

[@cursedhornet_6382]

xxLoopy louxx I don't know why people make a big deal out of it I like the fruit cocktail

[@CloroxBleach-mo7tf]

xxLoopy louxx same

[@selicadershem5611]

LOL WE DONT EVEN HAVE CARTONS BECAUSE PEOPLE POP THE CARTONS

[@gracebodenheimer4311]

Omg same

[@tillyyy08]

The fruit cocktail is what we ate for dessert in primary with that red dot

[@smellerbee4905]

Whats the red dot 💀

[@tillyyy08]

Papi Quak I don’t even know but a lot of of did

[@josephpierce8881]

Papi Quak it’s a Cherry 🍒 tehehehe 🤣🤣

[@smellerbee4905]

@@josephpierce8881 lol only one cherry 💀

[@tillyyy08]

Papi Quak usually only half

[@Stella-rt5dc]

“I got my beef on top,and my whatever the fuck that is on the bottom” lol I’m dead

[@leviyomomma3850]

Star 2008 iiiiiiiiiiii

[@leviyomomma3850]

Star 2008 million

[@skwidle1413]

No,hunny,You're not dead. -.- You're *SHOOK*

[@emmag5458]

Star 2008 wait how old r u???!?

[@emmag5458]

Star 2008 dont say that u look like 12

[@rachelpryor1752]

"Oh god there's layers." SHREK! IS THAT YOU!!

[@livwithab4276]

Phanic At the Crybaby Chemical Disco! the username.... ILOVEIT

[@b3nt079]

Phanic At the Crybaby Chemical Disco! *ONIONS HAVE LAYERS*

[@kaitlynbolger5211]

Phanic At the Crybaby Chemical Disco! Haha

[@cecilialuvsu]

😂😂😂 LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC

[@a1yssaf4y]

Phanic At the Crybaby Chemical Disco! I saw your profile pic, and was like ‘FAM!’

[@vidmaster011]

This is my first Shane video and I lost my shit so quick, this is funny as hell!!! 😂😂😂

[@tonyle6081]

ikr shane is amazing

[@louistomlinson6614]

Welcome to the trash kids😂 Like this comment if you remember this 😂

[@the_legendary_dragon_slaye5046]

my first reaction, oh god hes so gay and hes so...cringy, and his jokes are so...ugh but i like him, why do i like him im subscribing and watching this entire playlist

[@the_legendary_dragon_slaye5046]

i cant stand mint

[@emmahicks1962]

Ikr

[@agjoy7460]

Me: *rewatching shanes videos sees intro that Garrett and shane were a thing* Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

[@pixestick]

Same!! I've watched Shane since 2016 I'm only finding out about that :-: I'm a bad fan :'3

[@lilliebutler4733]

Shane should prank call in sick to places he does not work at

[@The2ofUs2]

YES

[@alissa9862]

I actually like this idea omg

[@sendnudeslmao9844]

+Alissa Monroe jenna marbles did it

[@isabelfreitas4964]

no jessica messica did it hah lol :)

[@arianaruff4839]

yesss

[@madamesatania4016]

This is literally exactly what they feed us in school

[@panicghost4756]

Yup, but some of the stuff they serve is okay. Like the pizza at my school isn't that bad.

[@Andafaith]

Because it IS. I went into my cafeteria to help the lunch lady carry in boxes during study hall often. I've seen boxes labeled "Grade D Meat for Schools and Prisons". Seriously. I packed my own lunch for a reason....

[@derp_artist5825]

The school food is slowly killing humanity

[@sylvie9590]

@@Andafaith wait really?! Gross😂

[@Andafaith]

@@sylvie9590 Yes, really. It was more than just my school as well. Seemed to be the norm across public schools throughout the country. University always allows one to meet a diverse amount of people and I often got a kick out of informing them of this. Some were not surprised because they had seen the same thing themselves. For certain, "grade D meet for schools and prisons" exists in certain public schools in New York, Wisconsin, North Carolina, California, Nevada, Washington, Iowa, North and South Dakota, and Montana. Safe to say that it exists elsewhere as well... Unless Michelle Obama changed anything about that, but I doubt it.

[@czyjzt]

HE SPAT OUT THE CHERRY IN THE FRUIT COCKTAIL!? LIKE WTAF!! THAT WAS LIKE HITTING THE BLOODY JACKPOT WHEN YOU FOUND IT IN YOUR BOWL!!!

[@annamerca7716]

Lmao same!

[@DannyTME5]

The cherry is nasty!! It's literally pure sugar and doesn't even taste like a cherry

[@clairet6784]

Aye I love your profile picture ;3

[@horseboy3269]

PHANDOM

[@WiredMan]

lol he spit it out and then i said hold on gotta check the comments, Thank You!

[@ewoz2161]

Wowww and they be saying prison food bad and this looks better then what i had in elementary school

[@rxshawty710]

molerat this is not prison food at all. This is canteen food. Meaning if you have money you can buy this food in prison but you are limited to how much they will let you spend every week so you wouldn’t even be able to buy enough food to live of canteen. The roast beef was kinda close but you would never be given this much. I love Shane but honestly this was ignorant. And the way he wants to talk about people in prison was also ignorant. Yes their are plenty of shitty people that belong there. But I would say there’s an equal amount of people that don’t belong there.

[@Eli2005-Tv]

Deadass

[@jessikaboyles9028]

Prison food ain’t nothing like this I did 3 years a lot of prison get food donated

[@kaatieee.]

im sorry but... Than* its a pet peeve

[@fukoaf]

Hmm, Kinda true.

[@oliviabenavidez4829]

Who else is just binging the eating weird foods playlist because Shane isn't posting this week

[@zoemorgan4159]

Olivia Benavidez I'm just binging all his eating videos bcuz I can't 😂😂😂

[@pumpkin1341]

yas queen

[@Magic.Milktea]

my school has almost all of this stuff

[@g.o.a.t3473]

Melon collie except the cherry pie 😭

[@laurenbush7]

Carrot cat SAMMMEEE

[@taylorjones7344]

same

[@Mark_Does_Nothing]

hey...thats my schools food

[@Mark_Does_Nothing]

there evil

[@WolvenAvalanche]

They're*

[@WolvenAvalanche]

Yeah. I'm your english teacher.

[@Mark_Does_Nothing]

whats ur name

[@Mark_Does_Nothing]

o now i get it

[@autumnpapineau7166]

Shane: NO CRIME DESERVES THIS! He says as he keeps eating it 😂 And 2019 anyone??????

[@p1nkmaggit]

everyone is in 2019 when you posted that comment -_-

[@CrystalFlakes]

No I’m in 4813

[@foxythegachatuber1847]

I’m in 2020

[@mikebargher8992]

Im in 2020

[@Jessieee]

2020 bitchh

[@ThecrazyGirlyshipers]

That food looks like the cafeteria food at my school

[@jordynkane]

Ugh same. So gross😖

[@ThecrazyGirlyshipers]

+jordynkane IKR

[@otenba_artist.3.198]

Prison food looks better than my school food.

[@annazhi4233]

+Otenba_Artist .3. ikr

[@savandco1427]

+Otenba_Artist .3. Same

[@sierraw9981]

shane: *why is this good?* me: *it's not, it's just you.*

[@mangleisstrange8817]

covera -sw really I love that stuff dude really he is not the only one

[@bals8814]

covera -sw then it’s me too

[@princessshivypants]

covera -sw 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aubrinshea8932]

It is good 😒

[@jayh233]

Aubrin Shea nahh just you

[@annietran5351]

[Verse] The animals, the animals Trapped, trapped, trapped 'til the cage is full The cage is full, stay awake In the dark, count mistakes The light was off but now it's on Searching underground for a bit of sun The sun is out, the day is new And everyone is waiting, waiting on you [Chorus] And you've got time And you've got time [Bridge] Think of all the roads Think of all their crossings Taking steps is easy Standing still is hard Remember all their faces Remember all their voices Everything is different The second time around [Verse] The animals, the animals Trapped, trapped, trapped 'til the cage is full The cage is full, stay awake In the dark, count mistakes The light was off but now it's on Searching underground for a bit of sun The sun is out, the day is new And everyone is waiting, waiting on you [Chorus] And you've got time And you've got time And you've got time

[@sonnybunnny]

+pug mister Orange is the new black theme song lol

[@samanthacastaneda8812]

Orange Is The New Black !!

[@keegan6356]

it's "when the cage is full, the day is new"

[@keegan6356]

wait what the fuck is this song lol

[@taliyahgabrielle8623]

yess oitnb

[@chelseagarrett1548]

I wish Shane still posted like this today....😭

[@gamerjay8531]

I think the prison food is actually better than my school lunch

[@Kari_UrValentine]

same thing

[@melibelle2457]

Ikr

[@tjshorty1844]

So true except the fruit is literally the same thing

[@natalieabbasi8]

It's been scientifically proven that prison food is healthier than school lunches

[@savannahs2480]

Yeah

[@tanistoplin2432]

Immediately thought of orange is the new black

[@iraestrada9534]

Omg I did to

[@raindrop2948]

Same

[@user-xv1cs9mm9d]

especially at the part he talks about the garden

[@JohnnieDarko]

He needs Red's tampon sandwich.

[@robynhartley2758]

I immediately thought of school cafeteria

[@odaidus6856]

Anyone else got the orange is the new black opening in their head while watching this?

[@martajessy9766]

ME

[@cyrus2738]

MEEEEEEEEEE

[@alexapaolamiranda6535]

YES YES YES😂🙌🏼

[@faithjoplin7242]

Me omfg

[@kimara4230]

yasss

[@seamoonasmr]

In his Arby’s video, *he’s still wearing the same shirt*

[@Summer-vp3dt]

Everything that Shane ate looks exactly like the food my school serves us every day

[@ephenlania]

why dont you bring your owm food?

[@tamedcreme9846]

the truth tho

[@krdashianclips]

Yes

[@sydthesquidkid2869]

Yup

[@abbybravo5715]

Prison... School... same thing

[@brehabbing]

Me: *sees thumbnail* Welp, probably 10× better than school food.

[@emmyl6554]

Brianna Trevino and then you realize that it's basically the same thumbnail as the school food thumbnail (it's just slightly different) seriously go look at it

[@tomboygaminganime288]

Brianna Trevino, My Irene! You have my first name and my friend's last name!

[@roxiehanes3764]

Tomboygaming Anime #aphmau irean 4 life

[@breannqmarie]

It's funny Bunny12345 Lol ikr

[@unu_ya]

Roses are red, Doritos are savory. The US prison system, Is legalized slavory.

[@potpotato998]

Yuri Imazu no honey that’s school

[@gracebusjahn5770]

Yuri Imazu sis you realize the people in there killed someone, robbed someone, raped someone, etc. they deserve it.

[@CeeceeDavis]

@@gracebusjahn5770 or they were wrongly accused of a crime they didnt comit, or they were targeted because of the way they look.... But hey to each its own

[@mopbuckets4734]

@@gracebusjahn5770 or they were framed or targeted because of the way their culture acts..but whatever you say.

[@cryptidram]

//Grxce \\ They also normally have families, and want to go home unharmed as to not worry them. I should know. (No, I've never been to prison or juvie).

[@monicaholloman8171]

Better food than my school serves, sadly

[@KRAFT_DINNER]

U no that is so sad

[@fukoaf]

xD

[@kitkatfiend]

What do you eat then? Slim Jim’s?

[@monicaholloman8171]

Kit Kat no I think they serve dirt with a side of rotten cheese

[@Elijah]

Now I have the slight urge to commit a crime to try prison food. or go back to middle school!

[@susgatto3239]

DO IT!!

[@jessa2219]

You should do it on your channel I'd subscribe!

[@anajester3142]

Going back to middle school might be easier

[@Elijah]

But going to jail might be more fun!

[@dirtyx4241]

Bitch wtf no

[@Luvsummer2013]

Am I the only one who likes fruit cocktail😂

[@aurora6942]

Nope they r bomb af

[@brieller2657]

no I love it

[@lolnyny]

I only drink fruit and sugary cocktails cause yeah.... What people call "girl drinks" let's add that tot he list of unnecessarily gendered things.

[@desireehernandez5333]

no I actually love it and they give it at my school 😂😂😂

[@bandsarelife8422]

No I do lol

[@KCE656]

I was literally eating chicken ramen when he started taking out the food

[@godlovesyou2562]

Kekoa Edwards I was eating those cheese crackers 🤣 (they are actually rlly good)

[@dtrahan2530]

Why am I dying laughing at this in 2019???😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@summerglakeler3488]

Cause it’s funny...

[@danamay8]

Me two

[@girlypop04]

I’m her in 2020

[@_arina_161]

dana schwister too*

[@_arina_161]

Bloxy Gaming here**

[@JordynMcKinleySass]

Better than the food served at my school tbh

[@alysenmolina6764]

Oh my god same

[@hunter8749]

And that is why I pack my lunch before school every morning. lol

[@loisgriffin190]

+Hunter G. Same!😂

[@melaniesvlogs3437]

+Hunter G. same

[@lilstoner2360]

right

[@szymonsekula953]

He should make episode 2 of Shane's Shitty Show. Who agrees?

[@ericaqueen8139]

SzymonPlayz YES I WOULD KILL A MAN FOR A SECOND EPISODE

[@Beauty-of1dh]

^^ that comment is pretty creepy after watching his new creepy video about fangirls

[@applepi4976]

Shane: I'd rather eat Arby's Me: °∆°

[@thecute.lildeadgirl]

We're now in 2018 And I still haven't seen the next episode of Shane's Shitty Show I'm still waiting Shane. Love you

[@lauracooyan8602]

alecia campos Do you want some gum?

[@istallessa6864]

2:00 Me: shane, that’s...oddly specific Also 2020 anyone?

[@iihazuki9282]

Oh god moved on from 2019 to 2020... m e

[@COWTEEN]

Nah am form 2022

[@Hithere675]

I’m guessing he did that

[@HairExtensionsJarne]

SHANE do IKEA foooooddddd LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emilium4482]

Omfg yes! I also want him to eat Costco food! XDDDD

[@nessie505]

YHEAAAA

[@sindre1794]

the meat balls and brown sauce is good :D

[@diinaa8904]

yessss

[@phant0m0th_]

Did he already do Costco or Target food??

[@sheilamwebi8557]

Shane: I want to say 10 but I looked 40 so let's say 30 me: your not even 30 yet😂😂

[@hay1sauce208]

exactly what I was thinking😂😂

[@sheilamwebi8557]

+Haley Stewart lol

[@milliewhite9899]

You're*

[@sheilamwebi8557]

+Millie White no I don't care

[@grlwthnoname]

Your user name is bomb😂👍🏼👍🏼

[@faye3439]

OMFG, wait! I need a minute. Garret and Shane dated!?! I thought they were just friends. I'm sorry I just started watching his videos frequently at the beginning of the year. I'm actually shaking right now.

[@depressedlightbulb1059]

Delebeon 29 yeah I just figured out to

[@bestboydoppio234]

BITCH ME TOO WHAT THE FUCK

[@nolol4603]

Delebeon 29 I didn't know o my god!!!!😂😂

[@xlgll6898]

Shes *shook*

[@momosworld977]

I already new that

[@rewbby8617]

They get more food than I do😂😂

[@kimblee1972]

I work in a max male prison and shane...the food u ate is a million times better than what they get.

[@emilyward9101]

What food do they normally get?

[@kayac653]

+isthatemily yeah I am curious to

[@sare2007]

Yeah What do they get?

[@janetmartinez1308]

same ^ ??

[@kimblee1972]

+Sarah Siren well if your "in the hole" u get this concoction of every food group baked into a loaf and that is your meal. it is the most disgusting thing u have ever seen. every meal is made with green peppers and onions to cover veg. food group. the smell will kill u

[@Daniel-hg9sj]

Pause at 8:32 for the most beautiful image ever. Thank me later 😏 Edit: How did I get likes on this piece of trash?!

[@oslobonesestep9765]

Daniel thank you

[@Daniel-hg9sj]

You’re welcome 😂

[@flamnrainbows6260]

Thx

[@danieward9381]

Daniel this is actually a pretty polite conversation for a KZbin comment section

[@depressedlightbulb1059]

Daniel omg

[@daggerg1rl]

We eat all that at my school...

[@mackennastetka8454]

k a y l e e umm true

[@georgiahall321]

My food was worse than that

[@moonlight_shan4610]

Same school is so sad with food like that

[@kazoodizzle1238]

LUCKY!!!! my school has worse than shanes school food video food.

[@maiajaye6102]

ToniIsCrazy2006 school is prison😂 haha

[@lxserselena3043]

When you realize prison food is better then school food 😂😂

[@HollieForrest]

Where is my OITNB fam at??

[@chloedominique1190]

👸 I have arrived

[@biancademara2507]

+chloe williams can you believe season 4?

[@antross6433]

*Red screaming in the distance* i did not make this!

[@mikee1197]

still on season 2!

[@jessicamalone7322]

Here 😘 on season 3

[@kaylinkelly3945]

Why are all the comments "Why is there fruit cocktails at my school?" And "uhhhh this isn't even prison food"

[@jacobjohnson6384]

you have to pay extra to get half of that garbage at my school

[@jacobjohnson6384]

.

[@matthewdodson0647]

+Jacob Johnson yep

[@aval1798]

Fr

[@melissarav4971]

Yep

[@shartymartyyoutheshit435]

Yeah ik but I pack everyday

[@mikebargher8992]

Shane: :) Turns to the food * Shane: :(

[@ceaselessslayer]

Who hasn't had fruit cocktail!

[@abxlynn]

This is better than my lunch at school. This is why I bring my lunch. I still don't know if it was horse meat or not...

[@amarnie488]

wtf horse meat that's an exaggeration

[@orange_sensei]

Nah it was human meat

[@amarnie488]

+Glenn Quagmire wait what....

[@suicidaltoby8115]

+Amarnie Hadfield that's we're the bad kids go member the kid who was in the principal office and never return he's gone sweet dreams

[@amarnie488]

+gunner lonely ok..... was not expecting that

[@QueenHalo]

Also isn't prison food basically college food

[@emmaferhatovic2408]

No, not at all.

[@gomezgirl97]

College like high school because you're in Europe or college like university? Because university food is really good. High school food isn't that great but it's not as bad as this.

[@cyrr1213]

True!

[@fashionablyme8518]

depends on how much money the University has

[@KyAndriaMiller]

+Savannah Martinez hell mah we get fresh nasty ass food. Fresh but nasty and no season, but theres a chic fil a.

[@purplehawk2271]

That "fruit cocktail" is literally what we get in school as "fruit"

[@ericpeltonen5564]

Arby’s is bad. Them curly fries though? Yum. And Jamoca Shake? Yum. Coupons in the mail. Damn Arby’s I coming for yah.

[@meganh7829]

Eric Peltonen agree the fries and the jamoca shake is the only thing I get

[@zooeey42]

Curly fries are actually amazing

[@notebook1148]

I love Arby's and there fries and there chicken sandwich

[@crazylivie5567]

If it's just me the roast beef sandwich is the BOMB!!!

[@katanaswanson967]

ARBY'S IS AMAZING

[@dipshiz839]

dont fuck with red

[@laurenregot9096]

HA

[@miathompson6985]

there's a chicken... in the yard ;)

[@lucia-dw5fo]

omg

[@jesshewitt9097]

you legend.

[@brittany427]

I get the Jewish food.. "Shabbat Shalom, bitch!" heh heh ;)

[@Taylor-fe5vf]

Umm where's the bloody tampon on an English muffin?

[@dylanyovicsin817]

L

[@jordynkane]

Lol that's all I thought about when watching this 😷

[@danigirl110]

Yes!!! OITNB!!

[@ferblerhp5329]

omg

[@misciamcleod1088]

OITNB!!!!!

[@shawnah.8002]

OK i low key got offended when he started dishing the fruit cocktail, because my school would and still does serve that for lunch and we always have a pack in the house and I always thought it was pretty good, but like really really low key because it wasn't like the best tasting thing in the world either lol

[@laurasherwood4771]

Damn, criminals eat better than most homeless folks.

[@skwidle1413]

No,homeless people eat better than people in prison do.

[@kaitlynm9463]

ASMR Kat Not particularly, most food in both places are donated and/or half expired. Both have to make due, let’s not compare two extremely shit situations.

[@skwidle1413]

Kaitlyn M dude,calm down. It was a damn joke. Chill.

[@lachlanhenderson6591]

ASMR Kat Thas why so many homeless people commit crimes, just so they can have a shelter and food

[@taylamuller1811]

Yeah that's why if I was homeless I would probably commit some small petty crime if I was desperate...

[@angieg2941]

All of the food in this video is the exact stuff my school serves us...ESPECIALLY the fruit cocktail!!!!!

[@annabelleelizabeth8308]

they have almost pretty much the same food in the juvinlile prison in wisconsin that i was in

[@kaitlynm9463]

Angie G most of the things he showed were actually commissary items, as in not normal

[@sophiatovar8212]

Angie G FFS FM xzrusrufz

[@supfam9794]

Angie G same

[@eliana1152]

But The fruit cocktail is one of the only good things they served us😂

[@autumnfall9517]

You are very brave Shane

[@tagyoureirin6851]

Autumn Fall i

[@kt_ladybug]

The video with him and Garrett is awesome, and it shows that God brings people together for a reason♡

[@lilydylan8824]

It's sad that the prison food is better then military food.

[@izzydaylight9255]

Lily Dylan he tried that too

[@anam7055]

not at alllll. MRE's are actually better

[@lailanicole3227]

Lily Dylan not true but ok

[@lilydylan8824]

Some are good, some are awful. I just think they should be better damn.

[@AverageBillyStringsEnjoyer]

ok yeah lets pay more taxes for that. no thanks

[@TabathaTaylor]

Basically school food.

[@Archivevidslol]

Ikr

[@adrianapotato6262]

Ture

[@kayleighparker4828]

yep

[@kateker865]

Yes always

[@derpytailsquad1059]

ITS SO FRICKIN TRUE THO... except this is better... i feel so violated rn

[@AnnaRayborn]

SHANE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH 😂

[@alexandernewmich8226]

sameeee

[@bridgettemcafy9544]

UR VIDS ARE FUNNY AF ANNA

[@candicehorst7203]

When shane eats food it is like this A:spits B:Eats it C:says something that makes everyone think he is running for president.

[@bungus461]

wait . . . this isn't his main channel??????????????

[@kaitlin6700]

no his main channel is Shane Dawson TV

[@Tynal]

ShaneDawsonTV :)

[@julsng2134]

Ikr

[@amykins812]

I thought the same lol

[@sarp3554]

Only old shanes fans know about the other channel hahaa

[@sydneybazzle193]

They literally serve the exact same "fruit cocktail" at my school.

[@esliortiz7924]

Same

[@jennamountain1897]

+Skylar Lewis and so do vaginas and school cause they both hold screaming kids for 9 months and are an empty hole of nothing 😂😂😂

[@hayleylowe7341]

Same

[@laurenh583]

Same but I like it😂 it's actually nice

[@afriendforever2]

+Jenna Mountain I see what you were trying to do there but... Vaginas don't hold kids for 9months and they aren't empty holes of nothing.....

[@omarimarie4810]

"I asked for prison food, not the prison toilet"

[@LetsTalkAboutJesus4ever]

That fruit cocktail stuff is literally soooooo good!! It's one of my favorite foods 😍🍇🍍🍏🍐🍉🍊🍑🍒🍋🍌🍓🥝

[@kyliemorgan6648]

When Shane says “ oh no” at 4:32 it reminds me of phoebe from friends😂😂

[@yubi8073]

P as in Phoebe H as in Hoebe O as in Oebe E as in Ebe B as in BeBe E as in 'Ello there mate!

[@misschnandlerbong7024]

SAME

[@KegiBunny]

If I was in prison I’d starve tbh

[@marlinbrando2522]

If. You were in prison. Wait Kira chan, plenty of meat if you know where to get it

[@jackstar4217]

Smae here

[@Adriana-nb4mi]

in the moment he showed the cherry pie I could hear Dean Winchester crying in the distance

[@dr.mywifefuckingdivorcedme]

yassss

[@Slicky667]

YES

[@chestrick2683]

Fam😍😍

[@NaldiSooDiabolic]

#spnfamily 😁

[@rawanhasan2600]

yaaaass 😍😍

[@rileycj2634]

That is literally the fruit they give us at school