(Taunt) Loaf 'N' War

[@Kylul]

If you wish to see this taunt added to the Summer Update then vote for it on the Steam Workshop - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3197677778

[@cupcake_toucher445]

how much it gonna cost?

[@railworksamerica]

Summer update was last year

[@cupcake_toucher445]

@@railworksamerica summer updates are every year?

[@railworksamerica]

@@cupcake_toucher445 they doin another one?!?!

[@cupcake_toucher445]

@@railworksamerica i bet yes

[@Casual-enjoyer]

Sniper always had the Buffalo steak sandvich, and never bothered telling anyone.

[@RamboDrogado]

engi had the heavy's fists taunt kill as well

[@trainuk8797]

Honestly sniper having that sounds so fun and stupid. WHY VALVE WHYYYYYYY

[@15braincellsremaining]

Remember that one glitch that happened if you ate the steak with the fists of steel equipped, then switched to sniper?

[@indeterminado7216]

Yeah i remember that, it used to crash because the game tried to load animation that didn't exist.@@15braincellsremaining

[@15braincellsremaining]

@@indeterminado7216 made for a hilarious patchnote and a great shounic video

[@andromeda32916]

i like how pyros animation is based of where he was playing with the bread at the end of exp date

[@greensharktwod]

pyro my pookie

[@EMan-xj5cz]

Wait did I miss a scene or smthn?

[@tovarischshashlikov]

​​​@@EMan-xj5czAt the end of Expiration Date where Big Bread died and the mercenaries were inspecting the sorrounding you can see Pyro playing with a lil' one in the bottom left corner

[@not_arab.]

And medic

[@frostgem8013]

And medic's based on when he gets attacked by the bread.

[@bodgethemechanic]

MANN-CO wouldn't allow pets on the property, so the mercs found the closest thing and brought it to work!

[@kainthedragoon8081]

Pets were banned after Clubsy the Seal took over 8 of the 9 Mercs. Thankfully Spy saw himself above pet cosmetics

[@EripmavsDYraid]

​@@kainthedragoon8081 The Backstabber's Boonslang begs to differ.

[@malixcrash]

All hail Clubsy.

[@NaimChowdhury-fp7ir]

Yessir

[@ryderadams8575]

1:12, he wants the scrumpy.

[@surgeongamingGG]

*Zzzzzz*

[@tortilla-are-yummy]

Everyone: putting the bread away Spy: *yeet the child"

[@leonidillarionovich4113]

Classic spy

[@facilityguardryan8561]

Like he did with Scout

[@Sammeh766]

an then the "BuRN IN HelL"😂

[@MrPotato578]

Bread: dont yeet the goddamn bread

[@DGF1bit]

WHO TOUCHED THE *_BREAD_*

[@JaremyHQ]

Spy just throws casually "Go away!" this is a very nice and detailed taunt, hope it gets added. in 3 days hopefully...

[@Kuzeyman09]

Wait...WE CAN'T TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE?!

[@Nikstanski]

You told me to​@@Kuzeyman09

[@Kuzeyman09]

@@Nikstanski How...much...

[@Nikstanski]

@@Kuzeyman09 I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

[@nonexistent8651]

​@@NikstanskiWHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!?

[@SashaTheGun]

Everyone: Adore the bread Spy: *HOLY SPYCRABS, I BEG YOU TO EXTINCT*

[@void6482]

SOLDIER! I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN EXORCIST, WHY DID YOU BRING ZIS ABOMINATION INTO ZE WORLD

[@thelivingliver6715]

i think medic didnt like his bread either, he was fascinated by it until it bit him meanwhile scout adored it too, also til it bit him

[@bing_crystal4831]

“I BEG YOU TO EXTINCT” I know this is probably just a typo, but I love it lmao

[@Givnus]

the best taunt to use when teleporting alongside the oblooterated

[@-RandomStranger-]

WOOOOOOOOOOOWoooooooowoooh! What?

[@alexpaul9085]

@@-RandomStranger- ?????

[@-RandomStranger-]

@@alexpaul9085 the Demoman's voice line when he used oblooterated

[@spengor.mp4]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HEAVY’S “that is enough.” AND STUFFING THE BREAD IN HIS POCKET WHAHAYGAHAHAH

[@BeanzBakedBoy]

He just like "Alright Im done playing with you"

[@cheeseusdeletus3619]

“Haha , okie enough.”

[@Skeletor_facts-u6t]

HE JUST GAVE THAT BREAD SOME LOVE THEN *pocket*

[@spengor.mp4]

@@Skeletor_facts-u6t HELPSBHSGSHS THE WAY HE PET IT TOO 😭😭😭😭

[@BlooMonkiMan]

They all put it in some sort of on-person container except for the one who doesn't have that.. The spy

[@lockefosho46]

I can imagine a lot of people with this taunt using the kill bind as soon as the bread bites them lol

[@jenniegraham4281]

That would be so perfect

[@ProfileChecker]

I can just imagine the medics kill binding because of their face being eaten

[@reeeboi1]

Everyone else: *Gently puts the bread away* Spy: *“b u r n i n h e l l”*

[@thatradfailure5197]

As someone who headcanons the small loaf at the end of Expiration Date becoming Pyro's pet (named Princess) I would LOVE to see this added to the game!

[@honzartistgaming]

I don’t have words to describe this wonderful animation, this animation, in my opinion, is very, how to say, alive

[@DellConagher1]

Yes but useless taunt

[@PanzerTank_]

​@@DellConagher1 agreed, I really see no use for this taunt during any situation

[@Demoman_I]

​@@PanzerTank_Maybe a taunt for friendlies?

[@reallyahuman]

​@@Demoman_Ithats an emote, which should not be the focus audience for taunt makers

[@RedMistLoRReal]

@@DellConagher1 its a taunt what did you expect

[@Katy133]

This is so cute and in-character! The Expiration Date reference for Medic, the noogie Soldier gives, the little smooch Pyro does, Sniper knowing where and how to hold the bread without getting bitten. It's so good!

[@GG_galaxyguts]

I love how Engie and spy are the only ones that get the smaller ones (Now I just see them with like tea cup puppies lol)

[@juguetesylocuras3075]

Im ur 50th like

[@random_number_sequence]

love the personality you give to each merc's taunt

[@juguetesylocuras3075]

Im ur 100th like

[@AndyOs]

Let's get this bread

[@DEWILL]

Okay now I desperately need a bread monster pet irl, the way you animated them are soooooo slick

[@yesthatsme624]

I like how engineer bread is A LOT smaller than others 1k yoohoo!!!

[@vicent862]

And its more docile.

[@Determinator21]

​@@vicent862he even wags his tail

[@cupcake_toucher445]

its smaller to fit into his bag

[@X4T1C4L]

Domesticated

[@Drebolaskan]

This ain't his first rodeo, son Breaking in a loaf of bread should be easy for a cowboy like him

[@FREELOO]

We must protect the Australian wildlifethe. Australian wildlife:

[@Random--Games]

I mean if australian wildlife would be that cute why not

[@SonicIronic-f7g]

Sniper: I have one, they don’t live in Australia. Maybe they could if they let me take him home.

[@TimmytimTimothy201]

"I TELEPORTED BREAD"

[@GardenData61371]

HOW MUCH?1

[@howtodobyanidiot595]

@@GardenData61371 I have done nothing but teletport bread for 3 days.

[@GardenData61371]

@@howtodobyanidiot595 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!

[@jeeequeue]

@@howtodobyanidiot595Where, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!!!

[@howtodobyanidiot595]

@@GardenData61371*Bread monster appears*

[@jackmack4181]

I love how heavy just shoves the loaf into his pocket like it’s a brick

[@alial3437]

A wheaty brick of joy.

[@HauntedDiego]

I love how they just keep a loaf of bread in their pockets.

[@03.07.9]

Не вижу здесь ничего аномального

[@LiteHatMan]

​@@03.07.9буханка живая то

[@JBliaw91]

"It hates me so much!" - Medic after getting his face bit.

[@men_r_paul]

I love how they treat them like pets

[@thelivingliver6715]

meanwhile medic treats it like an experiment gone rogue qnd spy treats it like a pest

[@botondtoth]

I LOVE THIS, THE WAY THE LOAF IS LIKE A HEADCRAB ON MEDIC IS MAGNIFICENT

[@floofykxtty]

its incredible how well the tf2 artstyle translates almost seamlessly to blender

[@jecksfoxofficial]

Engineer's loaf getting "shot" is cutes thing ever

[@marciacrisyogapremashanti2785]

"Engineer: Pow!" "Bread: *Im dead*"

[@nataliaborys1554]

Bread: Yatatata! It is good day to be not dead! Engineer: Pow! Bread: ow, I am dead!

[@auramint]

@@nataliaborys1554 THE BREAD IS DEAD?

[@BiolizardthePrototype]

This taunt would be perfect for the next Halloween Update

[@Trafficallity]

0:47 the sequel to pootis pow, bacon bam

[@bing_crystal4831]

“Bacon bam”

[@Trafficallity]

@@bing_crystal4831 very good, im stealing that

[@bing_crystal4831]

@@Trafficallity Aight lol

[@opoderosoimperioteocratico4885]

Reaction of Each Class Explained: Scout:Trying to brag about having a monster bread, but ends up getting bitten Soldier: acts like a father to the Bread monster, petting him and hugging him Pyro: I can't say, it's Pyro Demoman:Typical relaxed and not very responsible father who lets his "son" eat and drink everything Heavy:Typical Pet Owner Engineer: Professional Pet Trainer Medic:Being Medic Sniper: feeding the monster Bread, for him, this is as easy as feeding alligators Spy:Being a snob

[@thatradfailure5197]

Pyro's is how I am with my cats tbh. Pick 'em up all giddy after getting home from work, then put a big ol' kissie on their teeny tiny foreheads

[@opoderosoimperioteocratico4885]

@@thatradfailure5197 yes

[@BurntMemoriesAlt]

I wouldn't call spy a snob. A lot of people would probably have a similar reaction if they found unknown sentient bread in their suit.

[@indecheeso]

i love how the grenades and like little things attached to their body are actually animated, like how heavy's bullet belt gets moved by the bread monster.

[@German_Scout44]

Others: 😃😄 Spy: burn in hell (throws)

[@ЛегоСити-и1з]

Pootis pow for engineer ❌ Pootis pow for heavy ✅

[@Trafficallity]

its not pootis pow, it's bacon blast

[@konah4547]

Heavy didn't want to kill his bread, it's his friend, or pet

[@JosephMendoza1054]

​@@TrafficallityBacon Bam Also pootis pow is overrated af

[@Changed_the_box-cat]

Well if it applies the noise he makes each time he swings the Gunslinger you have a chance of him saying: Pow!

[@Engieer_tf2]

I love that everybody is trying to be nice, and medic calls him an idiot 😭

[@soap1391]

Spy's reaction wasn't really sweet either

[@jhoseph7813]

@@soap1391 True

[@uberreaktor4836]

To be fair, it tried to tear his throat out.

[@togeluga_the_cat]

some games just have regular cats and dogs as pets, some go out there with stuff like alien life that could be pets or other more exotic stuff TF2 has just straight up *B R E A D*

[@zachredd845]

Who needs realism when you got 9 insane mercs playing with molded bread

[@szabiTM]

*teleported

[@maxis_scott_engie_maximov_jr]

"So we're fine, as long as nobody teleports any bread"

[@1McDonaldsMenuwithNuggets]

Question.

[@DarkReaper12]

​@@1McDonaldsMenuwithNuggets What's your question, Soldier?

[@theczar7415]

@@DarkReaper12 "i teleported bread!"

[@yurabuchkov8138]

​@@theczar7415 what?

[@randomaccount349]

@@yurabuchkov8138 You told me to

[@bananabunch55]

I love how most of the mercs like the bread, but spy is just disgusted

[@TheOfficialChillyBones]

Scout: shows off bread, then the bread bites his arm Soldier: pets its head with his knuckle Pyro: likes how the bread runs around him Demoman: Idk how to describe it Heavy: pets bread Engineer: fakely shoots bread Medic: Examines bread, then bread bites him Sniper: feeds bread some stake Spy: *b e g o n e*

[@flakproof]

even after so many years we still get bread related content in TF2

[@KiwiButterBees]

Love the fact the mercs are keeping a monster loaf of bread as a pet

[@thehunt3rs_]

The fact that nearly all of them treat the bread as a pet is adorable

[@JohnCereal986]

Scout: doesn't like him. Soldier: buddy. Pyro: played like a cat. Demoman: drink booze. Heavy: get patted. Engineer: trained well. Medic: bite him. Sniper: threatened like a dog. Spy: get yeeted.

[@The_Lorx.]

Sniper didn’t get bit becsuse he’s a professional and professionals have standreds

[@chilidog2469]

Spy and medic would make “great” parents to the loaf

[@chilidog2469]

I was gonna say parents in general but pretty sure spy already is, because Scout

[@lapikolko2]

This is why TF2 is the greatest game ever

[@AnotherrandomaltOBC]

I love that Sniper, Engineer, and Demo were pretty much able to “tame” them

[@superboi_Gaming]

0:17 if the taunt was added into the game, the scout and medic players with the taunt would probably killbind of explode which is goofy af and i love it

[@He_joi]

They're just loafing around but they should be bready for when the bread bites, and yes, it *will* bite them.

[@filizcivan2485]

There shouldeve been a chance where the bread draws faster than engie and engie acts like he got shot

[@elisehaynes9811]

These are all great, and they represent the characters and their personalities so well! I love the ones for Pyro, Sniper and Engineer the most, so cute.

[@LuminousXDMC]

its funny how the medic gets attacked because canonically the mutant bread hates medic XD

[@The_Boondoggler]

I like how all the classes are like “look at my little bread friend!” Except for spy who’s like “what the hell is this doing here!”

[@kyukyuhlaing-lp4vt]

I love how both spies said "what that hell is that" at eachother

[@anthonyoliver418]

Looks like sniper has a new crocodile to tame

[@michaelbradrick]

0:59 I like that.

[@Jaratte]

_I_ _teleported_ _bread_ taunt. What is also a nice detail is that medic says Bei Fuß which means like stop it or calm down.

[@autumnusprime88]

He actually says: Schweinhunds. But that’s cool too.

[@Jaratte]

​​@@autumnusprime88Your actually not that wrong, you can hear that too, but since I can speak German and his "pet" didn't behave he said Bei Fuß which matches better to the Situation then Schweinehund.

[@autumnusprime88]

@@Jaratte I mean that is one of his lines in the game. You can’t really use a line that isn’t in his voice lines unless you make a mod for it.

[@Jaratte]

@@autumnusprime88 Ah thanks I didn't know that

[@autumnusprime88]

@@Jaratte You’re welcome. It’s ok. Honestly yours fits better. Does the German dub have him say any different lines I wonder?

[@HotcakeCurious]

I love how Scouts bread bites him, yet jumps back into his backpack. Looks like a love/hate relationship like Polnareff and Iggy

[@headlitethe.unstoppablemoron]

Spy treatin the bread monster just like he did to scout when he was born

[@lordoftheautism8597]

Spy: This is a bucket Soldier: DEAR GOD Spy: There's more Soldier: NO! R.I.P. Rick May

[@vdubden10]

i really like the animations, they are full of life!

[@d-boi9785]

Imagine how amazing it would be if the bread took one look at pyro and bolted

[@voltboi5]

i love how the bread can be a companion with the other mercs but the bread is just violent to the other ones

[@Large_drincc]

Another idea: arm wrestling but each ckass has thwir own way of equally being strong like engi with a robot attachment,scout drinks bonk, medic on steroids,etc

[@kayleesmith6725]

This actually makes me think of some fan art I really love. Someone had the idea of making some “bruppies”, which were basically if you combined the monster bread with doggos. And each “bruppy” was designed after the different types of bread that the mercs had. For example, Spy’s bruppy was basically a baguette dachshund, Engie’s bruppy was a cornbread corgi, and Heavy’s bruppy could potentially be a Borodinsky bear dog (big pupper for big boi) I’d love for the bruppies to become real TF2 pets! 😊

[@bing_crystal4831]

I’ve seen that fanart too. It’s a unique and adorable concept.

[@pixel__huh]

I like how some are very polite to the bread some are freinds with it some arent and some are like spy

[@Chaseki]

Those are so good! You executed the mercs styles/personalities so well and voicelines too! I really hope this gets added, I'd definitely use it. Keep up the great work.

[@enclavehere.7995]

Man I love the idea that the mercs have tamed the remaining bread monsters as pets (except spy)

[@Guest45432]

How to get this taunt: Step one: just Teleport Bread

[@gabrielbarreto8298]

Scout: Showing off as always. 7/10 Soldier: Treats him like a pet. 8/10 Pyro: 😍/10 Demoman: It intoxicates him Heavy: "good boy" Vibes Engie: "Bang!" Medic: *examines it* Sniper: How do you have meat stored there?. Spy: *UHG*

[@d4ntheman]

i am absolutely in love with this community

[@QuentinGray-x5f]

Pyro loves his bread way too much

[@bred269]

If this taunt got ingame I’d spam that taunt infront of the enemy spawn every single day

[@bd_local58]

pyro kissing the bread is the best thing i've ever seen today , nice taunt

[@aesthetics7649]

Reminds me of something that was created by someone online called Bruppies bread monsters that are basically also dogs each class has a different bread Bruppy like Soldier who has a Ration Bruppy and Spy who has a Baguette Bruppy

[@sansationalgaming8420]

Why is this oddly adorable

[@bing_crystal4831]

Cause it is

[@MisterCake]

These lil' freaks are oddly adorable

[@Trygamer45_]

Spy is the only one who hates the bread and throws it.

[@bing_crystal4831]

Yeah. Medic gets angry, but still puts it away gently

[@hellhounds04]

0:20 I need to noogie the loaf puppy 🍞🤛 I love how well thought out these taunts are! I hope this makes it into next update.

[@max-mvg1144]

Can't wait until this taunt somehow gets into the game!

[@sivuy_bandit932]

Scream Fortress 2024

[@max-mvg1144]

@@sivuy_bandit932 yeah...

[@Letumgo]

Immediately voted, every single one of these is stunning. Great concept too!!

[@amber.mp4]

demos is so funny lmao

[@DiamondCreeper78]

I'd want a taunt where the Sniper has a lemonade stand but it's actually jarate and make it a partner taunt. Each class can walk up to him and the taunt would be them taking a sip and having different reactions to it, whether spitting it out of disgust or something physical (Like if the Heavy smashes the stand into pieces out of anger). It'd be perfect for the summer.

[@bing_crystal4831]

I like how this implies that after expiration date, the bread creature just became the teams weird dog lol. It’s always nice to see stuff from the tf2 community still getting made and showing care for the game even if the actual development team doesn’t.

[@RapidPhantom293]

It is a CRIME that this taunt is not in the game already.

[@Mr_Triscuit]

Its good to see that Demo has fully tamed the mutant bread

[@mrviking2mcall212]

I love how it looks like the two spies are asking each other if they know what’s going on 😂

[@TheChaos791]

The Merc need to understand once and for all : STOP ... TELEPORTING ... BREADS !!!

[@TheGingerStealer]

I hope they add it in the halloween update at this point😭

[@miguelfustanes5270]

i love how the demoman is making the bread drunk

[@Enz0_theIdi0t]

Sniper: ‘How to train your bread’

[@kN0li]

Really well done!! The Engineer one is so cute.

[@RedMedic2008]

oh no, Medic got bitten by that bread, will he become a werebread?!

[@SeamstarSmokey]

I like how everyone agrees the Bread Monsters are just the Mercs’ wild pets lmao Love this, would totally pay for it when it gets in

[@Master_Brutus]

I wonder how those bread monsters would be able to digest alcohol and a steak. I think they are just hollow on the inside.

[@EripmavsDYraid]

I believe it's like an enhanced tumor. Tumors can grow teeth, noses, hair, and even eyes. Considering how whacky TF2 lore is, it wouldn't surprise me that Engie's teleporter enhances the cancer it gave the bread and made it gain an organ system. Plus, since it has sentience, that means it has a brain somewhere in that loaf. Who's to say it couldn't have an organ system in there either?

[@darkstorm44]

@@EripmavsDYraid why did you have to remind me that tumors can grow teeth, hair and other shit T-T

[@TypicalUkraine_]

"Aww, now what a cute lil' bugger you are! Now get back in the bloody jar." - Sniper after feeding his monster bread.

[@ЧеловекКурица15к]

I like the animations of the Demoman, Engineer and Sniper, they treat bread like animals