(Taunt) Loaf 'N' War

VOTE HERE - steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Who needs friends when you have a sentient loaf of bread that constantly tries to kill you
Celebrate the 10th anniversary of "Expiration Date" with this all-class taunt!
CREDITS -
Kylul - Concept, Animation, BP Icon & Promos
TwoTonMoon - Prop Model & Textures
Additional props used in this video were made by SediSocks & Alexe
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[@Kylul]

If you wish to see this taunt added to the Summer Update then vote for it on the Steam Workshop - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3197677778

[@cupcake_toucher445]

how much it gonna cost?

[@railworksamerica]

Summer update was last year

[@cupcake_toucher445]

@@railworksamerica summer updates are every year?

[@railworksamerica]

@@cupcake_toucher445 they doin another one?!?!

[@cupcake_toucher445]

@@railworksamerica i bet yes

[@_demonhunter]

Everyone: putting the bread away Spy: *yeet the chield"

[@leonidillarionovich4113]

Classic spy

[@facilityguardryan8561]

Like he did with Scout

[@Sammeh766]

an then the "BuRN IN HelL"😂

[@MrPotato578]

Bread: dont yeet the goddamn bread

[@justaguy819]

WHO TOUCHED THE *_BREAD_*

[@andromeda32916]

i like how pyros animation is based of where he was playing with the bread at the end of exp date

[@greensharktwod]

pyro my pookie

[@EMan-xj5cz]

Wait did I miss a scene or smthn?

[@tovarischshashlikov]

​​​@@EMan-xj5czAt the end of Expiration Date where Big Bread died and the mercenaries were inspecting the sorrounding you can see Pyro playing with a lil' one in the bottom left corner

[@not_arab.]

And medic

[@frostgem8013]

And medic's based on when he gets attacked by the bread.

[@Well-rounded-rifleman]

Sniper always had the Buffalo steak sandvich, and never bothered telling anyone.

[@RamboDrogado]

engi had the heavy's fists taunt kill as well

[@trainuk8797]

Honestly sniper having that sounds so fun and stupid. WHY VALVE WHYYYYYYY

[@15braincellsremaining]

Remember that one glitch that happened if you ate the steak with the fists of steel equipped, then switched to sniper?

[@indeterminado7216]

Yeah i remember that, it used to crash because the game tried to load animation that didn't exist.@@15braincellsremaining

[@15braincellsremaining]

@@indeterminado7216 made for a hilarious patchnote and a great shounic video

[@bodgethemechanic]

MANN-CO wouldn't allow pets on the property, so the mercs found the closest thing and brought it to work!

[@kainthedragoon8081]

Pets were banned after Clubsy the Seal took over 8 of the 9 Mercs. Thankfully Spy saw himself above pet cosmetics

[@Eripmavs_D_Yraid]

​@@kainthedragoon8081 The Backstabber's Boonslang begs to differ.

[@malixcrash4126]

All hail Clubsy.

[@garfield_64]

The pyro kissing the bread is just so cute man

[@cupheadandlaserdoge9402]

Ikr

[@wolfy5809]

0:30 Pyro: Muah! 💋😂❤

[@juguetesylocuras3075]

Man who would kiss something with a mouth like that i def wouldnt.

[@yesthatsme624]

I like how engineer bread is A LOT smaller than others 1k yoohoo!!!

[@vicent862]

And its more docile.

[@Determinator21]

​@@vicent862he even wags his tail

[@cupcake_toucher445]

its smaller to fit into his bag

[@Psittacoidea]

Domesticated

[@Drebolaskan]

This ain't his first rodeo, son Breaking in a loaf of bread should be easy for a cowboy like him

[@SashaTheGun]

Everyone: Adore the bread Spy: *HOLY SPYCRABS, I BEG YOU TO EXTINCT*

[@void6482]

SOLDIER! I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN EXORCIST, WHY DID YOU BRING ZIS ABOMINATION INTO ZE WORLD

[@JarBasedKarate]

Spy just throws casually "Go away!" this is a very nice and detailed taunt, hope it gets added. in 3 days hopefully...

[@KuzeyMan09]

Wait...WE CAN'T TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE?!

[@Nikstanski]

You told me to​@@KuzeyMan09

[@KuzeyMan09]

@@Nikstanski How...much...

[@Nikstanski]

@@KuzeyMan09 I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

[@nonexistent8651]

​@@NikstanskiWHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!?

[@hot_sauce_lizard]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HEAVY’S “that is enough.” AND STUFFING THE BREAD IN HIS POCKET WHAHAYGAHAHAH

[@BakedBeanzBoi_]

He just like "Alright Im done playing with you"

[@cheeseusdeletus3619]

“Haha , okie enough.”

[@shaggy_png]

HE JUST GAVE THAT BREAD SOME LOVE THEN *pocket*

[@hot_sauce_lizard]

@@shaggy_png HELPSBHSGSHS THE WAY HE PET IT TOO 😭😭😭😭

[@BlooMonkiMan]

They all put it in some sort of on-person container except for the one who doesn't have that.. The spy

[@Givnus]

the best taunt to use when teleporting alongside the oblooterated

[@-RandomStranger-]

WOOOOOOOOOOOWoooooooowoooh! What?

[@Timmy_201]

"I TELEPORTED BREAD"

[@GardenData61371]

HOW MUCH?1

[@howtodobyanidiot595]

@@GardenData61371 I have done nothing but teletport bread for 3 days.

[@GardenData61371]

@@howtodobyanidiot595 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!

[@jeeequeue]

@@howtodobyanidiot595Where, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!!!

[@howtodobyanidiot595]

@@GardenData61371*Bread monster appears*

[@lockefosho46]

I can imagine a lot of people with this taunt using the kill bind as soon as the bread bites them lol

[@jenniegraham4281]

That would be so perfect

[@honzartistgaming]

I don’t have words to describe this wonderful animation, this animation, in my opinion, is very, how to say, alive

[@DellConagher1]

Yes but useless taunt

[@PanzerTank_]

​@@DellConagher1 agreed, I really see no use for this taunt during any situation

[@LemmeUnZIPyourFiles]

​@@PanzerTank_Maybe a taunt for friendlies?

[@reallyahuman]

​@@LemmeUnZIPyourFilesthats an emote, which should not be the focus audience for taunt makers

[@T41-ler]

@@DellConagher1 its a taunt what did you expect

[@AndyOs]

Let's get this bread

[@ProfileChecker]

I can just imagine the medics kill binding because of their face being eaten

[@Katy133]

This is so cute and in-character! The Expiration Date reference for Medic, the noogie Soldier gives, the little smooch Pyro does, Sniper knowing where and how to hold the bread without getting bitten. It's so good!

[@GG_galaxyguts]

I love how Engie and spy are the only ones that get the smaller ones (Now I just see them with like tea cup puppies lol)

[@thatradfailure5197]

As someone who headcanons the small loaf at the end of Expiration Date becoming Pyro's pet (named Princess) I would LOVE to see this added to the game!

[@random_number_sequence]

love the personality you give to each merc's taunt

[@opoderosoimperioteocratico4885]

Reaction of Each Class Explained: Scout:Trying to brag about having a monster bread, but ends up getting bitten Soldier: acts like a father to the Bread monster, petting him and hugging him Pyro: I can't say, it's Pyro Demoman:Typical relaxed and not very responsible father who lets his "son" eat and drink everything Heavy:Typical Pet Owner Engineer: Professional Pet Trainer Medic:Being Medic Sniper: feeding the monster Bread, for him, this is as easy as feeding alligators Spy:Being a snob

[@thatradfailure5197]

Pyro's is how I am with my cats tbh. Pick 'em up all giddy after getting home from work, then put a big ol' kissie on their teeny tiny foreheads

[@opoderosoimperioteocratico4885]

@@thatradfailure5197 yes

[@BurntMemoriesAlt]

I wouldn't call spy a snob. A lot of people would probably have a similar reaction if they found unknown sentient bread in their suit.

[@JBliaw91]

"It hates me so much!" - Medic after getting his face bit.

[@HauntedDiego]

I love how they just keep a loaf of bread in their pockets.

[@03.07.9]

Не вижу здесь ничего аномального

[@AzerOyunbaz]

Others: 😃😄 Spy: burn in hell (throws)

[@FREELOO]

We must protect the Australian wildlifethe. Australian wildlife:

[@user-eb2ml6gw4t]

Pootis pow for engineer ❌ Pootis pow for heavy ✅

[@Trafficallity]

its not pootis pow, it's bacon blast

[@konah4547]

Heavy didn't want to kill his bread, it's his friend, or pet

[@maxis_scott_engie_maximov_jr]

"So we're fine, as long as nobody teleports any bread"

[@1McDonaldsMenuwithNuggets]

Question.

[@DarkReaper12]

​@@1McDonaldsMenuwithNuggets What's your question, Soldier?

[@theczar7415]

@@DarkReaper12 "i teleported bread!"

[@yurabuchkov8138]

​@@theczar7415 what?

[@randomaccount349]

@@yurabuchkov8138 You told me to

[@Engieer_tf2]

I love that everybody is trying to be nice, and medic calls him an idiot 😭

[@soap1391]

Spy's reaction wasn't really sweet either

[@floofykxtty]

its incredible how well the tf2 artstyle translates almost seamlessly to blender

[@men_r_paul]

I love how they treat them like pets

[@jecksfoxofficial]

Engineer's loaf getting "shot" is cutes thing ever

[@DEWILL]

Okay now I desperately need a bread monster pet irl, the way you animated them are soooooo slick

[@BiolizardthePrototype]

This taunt would be perfect for the next Halloween Update

[@indecheeso]

i love how the grenades and like little things attached to their body are actually animated, like how heavy's bullet belt gets moved by the bread monster.

[@botondtoth]

I LOVE THIS, THE WAY THE LOAF IS LIKE A HEADCRAB ON MEDIC IS MAGNIFICENT

[@bananabunch55]

I love how most of the mercs like the bread, but spy is just disgusted

[@The_Lorx.]

Sniper didn’t get bit becsuse he’s a professional and professionals have standreds

[@flakproof]

even after so many years we still get bread related content in TF2

[@thehunt3rs_]

The fact that nearly all of them treat the bread as a pet is adorable

[@zachredd845]

Who needs realism when you got 9 insane mercs playing with molded bread

[@anthonyoliver418]

Looks like sniper has a new crocodile to tame

[@cantingvenus2]

This is why TF2 is the greatest game ever

[@Mottenprophet]

The fact that mercs visibly pull the bread from bags and pockets and return it there brings me joy

[@marciacrisyogapremashanti2785]

"Engineer: Pow!" "Bread: *Im dead*"

[@chilidog2469]

Spy and medic would make “great” parents to the loaf

[@chilidog2469]

I was gonna say parents in general but pretty sure spy already is, because Scout

[@reeeboi1]

Everyone else: *Gently puts the bread away* Spy: *“b u r n i n h e l l”*

[@coolteenagermax1144]

Can't wait until this taunt somehow gets into the game!

[@sivuy_bandit932]

Scream Fortress 2024

[@coolteenagermax1144]

@@sivuy_bandit932 yeah...

[@opii9163]

Love the detail that the bread always gets put away in the mercs pockets, if possible.

[@Large_drincc]

Another idea: arm wrestling but each ckass has thwir own way of equally being strong like engi with a robot attachment,scout drinks bonk, medic on steroids,etc

[@kyukyuhlaing-lp4vt]

I love how both spies said "what that hell is that" at eachother

[@The_Boondoggler]

I like how all the classes are like “look at my little bread friend!” Except for spy who’s like “what the hell is this doing here!”

[@voltboi5]

i love how the bread can be a companion with the other mercs but the bread is just violent to the other ones

[@pixel__huh]

I like how some are very polite to the bread some are freinds with it some arent and some are like spy

[@togeluga_the_cat]

some games just have regular cats and dogs as pets, some go out there with stuff like alien life that could be pets or other more exotic stuff TF2 has just straight up *B R E A D*

[@Nezerac_]

They're just loafing around but they should be bready for when the bread bites, and yes, it *will* bite them.

[@miguelfustanes5270]

i love how the demoman is making the bread drunk

[@airburrito4315]

I love that Sniper, Engineer, and Demo were pretty much able to “tame” them

[@Jaratte]

_I_ _teleported_ _bread_ taunt. What is also a nice detail is that medic says Bei Fuß which means like stop it or calm down.

[@autumnusprime88]

He actually says: Schweinhunds. But that’s cool too.

[@Jaratte]

​​@@autumnusprime88Your actually not that wrong, you can hear that too, but since I can speak German and his "pet" didn't behave he said Bei Fuß which matches better to the Situation then Schweinehund.

[@autumnusprime88]

@@Jaratte I mean that is one of his lines in the game. You can’t really use a line that isn’t in his voice lines unless you make a mod for it.

[@Jaratte]

@@autumnusprime88 Ah thanks I didn't know that

[@autumnusprime88]

@@Jaratte You’re welcome. It’s ok. Honestly yours fits better. Does the German dub have him say any different lines I wonder?

[@amber.mp4]

demos is so funny lmao

[@jackmack4181]

I love how heavy just shoves the loaf into his pocket like it’s a brick

[@alial3437]

A wheaty brick of joy.

[@kayleesmith6725]

This actually makes me think of some fan art I really love. Someone had the idea of making some “bruppies”, which were basically if you combined the monster bread with doggos. And each “bruppy” was designed after the different types of bread that the mercs had. For example, Spy’s bruppy was basically a baguette dachshund, Engie’s bruppy was a cornbread corgi, and Heavy’s bruppy could potentially be a Borodinsky bear dog (big pupper for big boi) I’d love for the bruppies to become real TF2 pets! 😊

[@Master_Brutus]

I wonder how those bread monsters would be able to digest alcohol and a steak. I think they are just hollow on the inside.

[@Eripmavs_D_Yraid]

I believe it's like an enhanced tumor. Tumors can grow teeth, noses, hair, and even eyes. Considering how whacky TF2 lore is, it wouldn't surprise me that Engie's teleporter enhances the cancer it gave the bread and made it gain an organ system. Plus, since it has sentience, that means it has a brain somewhere in that loaf. Who's to say it couldn't have an organ system in there either?

[@darkstorm44]

@@Eripmavs_D_Yraid why did you have to remind me that tumors can grow teeth, hair and other shit T-T

[@elisehaynes9811]

These are all great, and they represent the characters and their personalities so well! I love the ones for Pyro, Sniper and Engineer the most, so cute.

[@d4ntheman]

i am absolutely in love with this community

[@bd_local58]

pyro kissing the bread is the best thing i've ever seen today , nice taunt

[@gabrielbarreto8298]

Scout: Showing off as always. 7/10 Soldier: Treats him like a pet. 8/10 Pyro: 😍/10 Demoman: It intoxicates him Heavy: "good boy" Vibes Engie: "Bang!" Medic: *examines it* Sniper: How do you have meat stored there?. Spy: *UHG*

[@d-boi9785]

Imagine how amazing it would be if the bread took one look at pyro and bolted

[@SerialDesignationN606]

i love how it much character the mercs have in every fanmade taunt

[@vdubden10]

i really like the animations, they are full of life!

[@JohnsonPea986]

Scout: doesn't like him. Soldier: buddy. Pyro: played like a cat. Demoman: drink booze. Heavy: get patted. Engineer: trained well. Medic: bite him. Sniper: threatened like a dog. Spy: get yeeted.

[@headlites33]

Spy treatin the bread monster just like he did to scout when he was born

[@aesthetics7649]

Reminds me of something that was created by someone online called Bruppies bread monsters that are basically also dogs each class has a different bread Bruppy like Soldier who has a Ration Bruppy and Spy who has a Baguette Bruppy

[@Trygamer45_]

Spy is the only one who hates the bread and throws it.

[@lordoftheautism8597]

Spy: This is a bucket Soldier: DEAR GOD Spy: There's more Soldier: NO! R.I.P. Rick May

[@RapidPhantom293]

It is a CRIME that this taunt is not in the game already.

[@Error_Detected404]

I'm sorry, Expiration Date is HOW OLD?

[@ziphy_6471]

very

[@zanthippegames]

I love this taunt idea, but I would highly suggest changing spy's version of the taunt because it comes off as just a tame Burstchester.

[@haseeze1314]

everyone:*having fun with bread* spy:WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, burn in hell

[@louisecelino1010]

Sniper: ‘How to train your bread’

[@EllpaFox47]

Damnit I want a pet bread creature now

[@MisterCake]

These lil' freaks are oddly adorable

[@StarDustZ0]

Just heavy saying "Ok,Enough." and stuffing the bread back in the bag was golden

[@Chaseki]

Those are so good! You executed the mercs styles/personalities so well and voicelines too! I really hope this gets added, I'd definitely use it. Keep up the great work.

[@BLACKout_TF2]

i like how the bread size depends on the size of each mercs hands xD

[@lordkauck]

Bro demoman just made the bread commit cannibalism

[@Draco_protogen008]

Everyone bullying the little bun with tumors Pyro: 💋

[@spudermun9522]

The engineer taunt is probably my favorite of them all. It’s so creative, and cute.

[@WilhelmScreamer]

I like how this taunt actually uses the merc's puches

[@lmaoyeet135]

I would love to see a surrendering/begging taunt in the game Especially at a engineer or medic to help you or those fail segments of the game

[@Frenchman_1812]

Awwww, the bread like a lil' pet!

[@darkshibe2044]

That’s actually adorable

[@bananabread3360]

This needs to be in the game instantly

[@MERCENARY_GAMING.FIXTF2]

Every Classes love the Loaf 🥰 Spy:Burt it Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝ẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜l̷̢̨̨̫̼͙̞͉̗͉̖̲̖̞̿̉l̷̢̨̨̫̼͙̞͉̗͉̖̲̖̞̿̉

[@RedHeavy-]

This 100% gonna be added instantly a classic.

[@mistercue]

If by "instantly a classic" you mean "instantly forgotten after a week of its realese" then yea, I completely agree

[@RedHeavy-]

@@mistercue ehhh stuff from years ago got added so.. but nah I mean it’s a taunt so good it’s gonna get added no matter what maybe not this year but it will be added.

[@PlafonFan]

This is soo cute. Im going to teleport bread IRL.

[@user-fh8rq5ke4o]

WE DO NOT TELOPORT ANY BREAD ANYMORE!!!!

[@Slithering-Pyro]

Mercs: *Having fun with their pet bread" Spy: "Burn in hell"

[@quantumgoosey1535]

I like the merc's movements, which aren't super dramatic because i feel like the neck snap and crying taunt make the mercs super dramatic, and while their concepts and general animation are great, it feels a little over the top, but you did great. I wish that this taunt had more of a tone other than "look, it's a bread monster!" because i can't find an in-game context where i would use this taunt but maybe im just dumb idk this stuff is really nitpicky tho and yall did an awesome job

[@creo1717]

У инженера капец какая милая анимация! Блин, хочу теперь такого же хлебушка, но только плюшевого) Да и в целом насмешка вообще прикольная, надеюсь она будет добавлена...

[@PPlISS]

i like how spy is just “get this shit away from me” lol