Taylor’s Best High School Memories

[@joewatts2940]

It's funny to see it sink into Woody's brain just how privileged he grew up. Then he forgets again.

[@channingtaintum]

I live in NJ about 35 minutes away from where Woody grew up in Ocean City. It’s a beach town that gets flooded with vacationers during the summer, but anyone that actually lives there is typically upper-middle class.

[@D_ROCK_8791]

The best part of all the videos is when woody is about to say something but someone else starts talking instead

[@zestylem0n]

Its fun hearing woody talk about his experience in probably the most well funded public high school in the country.

[@dewwwd3431]

Where did he go to school? Also makes sense that he has ZERO CLUE how the real world works and why all his takes are what the rich think which is usually wrong because they live in LA LA Land

[@thatgamerguy3057]

“Republicans we’re against healthier lunches”- woody trying to pretend it wasn’t Michelle Obama who made the record breaking unhealthiest school foods in American history

[@JamesThomas-kx5sj]

And mandated all schools change their menu even if theirs was already healthy with generous portions

[@jmccoy96jm]

My lunch after Obama was literally an apple and a piece of bread one day. That's why it sucked. Wasn't about health. And more about feeding both preschool and high school 4 chicken nuggets for lunch.

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

It's never about what they say, it's ALWAYS about control.

[@CorrectionUnknown]

Bullshit.

[@jmccoy96jm]

@@CorrectionUnknown bullshit what? Lol

[@johnnydjiurkopff]

​@@CorrectionUnknownreally. They gave us bread with cheese 'italian dippers' and then said it was healthier than a normal meal.

[@mike2312p]

Yea Obama will go down as one of the most disappointing presidents ever. Next to that dude who ate too many cherries and ice cream and died.

[@dudecmonlemmein]

"heh those republicans didn't like healthier lunches" WOODY I LIVED THROUGH THAT IT SUCKED. just get off CNN already.

[@xboxjilly7665]

I bet you're fat now

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

So did I. You know what the result at our school was? Protest. We'd all just leave (or designate someone to leave) and go to Burger King instead. Is that what you wanted Michelle?

[@Roachmane.]

Came here to say that too😂 if they though their school lunches sucked they’d be in for a rude awakening

[@Trashkantai]

No one would eat at our school we would all waste it. i remember that stuff being inedible. since they needed more vegetables they would just LOAD corn on the tray

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

@@Trashkantai Corn is like THE worst "vegetable" (it's technically a fruit) for your health too lol. 😂😂

[@EddieSpaghetti555]

I had a teacher like Woody, my French teacher was awful with detention, one time I walked in AS the bell was ringing and she gave me detention, a girl walked in behind me and the teacher said nothing to her, I asked her why i was in trouble and not her and she was rude to me. Almost failed 9th grade because I never went to her class again.

[@bza8910]

They made the food “healthier” by cutting costs and giving kids smaller portions.

[@sofaninja0552]

Thanks Michelle Obama

[@ASwagPecan]

Americans need smaller portions

[@woodenseance3038]

I think the idea is that children need pretty large portions of better food. Not small portions of pizza and tater-tots. And your diet needs to change with your activity, like if you’re in sports or not.

[@sofaninja0552]

@@ASwagPecan smaller portions during puberty don't exactly correlate to healthier adults, we are talking about school lunches....but yes we need smaller portions of fast food and sugar and an increase in other foods that are associated with a healthy diet. Sugar and grease turns to fat, protein is burned much faster and creates more lean muscle tissue which in turn raises your base metabolism because a gram of fat is like 9 calories and a gram of muscle is only 4.

[@GoldenGun1994]

As a fat kid, I noticed...

[@williampoole1742]

6:10 Oh Woody 🤦🏼‍♂️ we hated them because the food instantly, INSTANTLY became awful, I'll never forget how much I began to despise the food they gave us when she/he did that.

[@Darkhunter218]

I would only buy chips, and maybe the ala carte chicken sandwiches lol.

[@davegalaga1101]

100%

[@logans1028]

Give me some Bosco sticks. Essentially a breaded cheese stick with Italian seasoning on it. Dip it and marinara. Was just great.

[@WFO.Ian.30]

I still buy bosco sticks and I’m 23 lol. You can get them at Sams club.

[@jagerfromgsg945]

@@dookiepostI’m with you bro. Bosco sticks are overrated

[@keatonanderson5256]

The best part of this video is Kyle saying school lunch “is only $1.75” I graduated in 2019 and school lunch was $4.25 a day and if you wanted an extra entree like another burger or another Salisbury steak and rice they’d charge you another $4.25. It became such a problem that students would just start buying the side items in doubles bc the total was only $2.75

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

I graduated in 2012 and I'd guess the price was around that 1.75 mark. Idek because it was so low that you didn't' even notice. You've got nobody to blame except the government.

[@DamonDriver]

@@djjazzyjeff1232 graduated in 2015 and lunches were up to 3.50 a meal. Double if you wanted anything extra. With portions getting smaller each year. Kyle, like woody, is just unbearably out of touch with pretty much everything

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

@@DamonDriver I’m curious if you went to a big school or not mine was small town like Kyle’s. I had I think 82 kids in my graduating class

[@johnnydjiurkopff]

​​@@djjazzyjeff1232oh they don't even really have schools that small anymore unless they're private or like a continuation school these days. Once the attending population gets too low they just start sending kids to the next town over. That's how it is in California anyway.

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

@@johnnydjiurkopff That's exactly how it works here too, there's no single town that is that size, the area is the (Name) County Central, which included like 4 little towns that have all consolidated. The difference is when you have all those together you STILL only end up with 80 kids. Which is the only way to be IMO. But we'll save that for another comment lol.

[@jwalton1915]

Taylor: “Shout out to Tim!” Kyle: “Jesus Christ…” 😂

[@tdubbs8]

Obama ruined my high school lunches.

[@thelikebutton4405]

Fr bro, it all changed between my freshman and sophomore year. I only got a little -taste-

[@megamanx7157]

She’s public enemy number one of the youth.

[@L85A2]

Love watching these during work

[@DASRH]

Same. They save lives. Probably bosses loves too.

[@dudecmonlemmein]

its my job

[@WowDoodWuuut]

It's a podcast, you're at work.. You're supposed to LISTEN! NOT, LOOK HERE, LOOK LISTEN!

[@lh6378]

The funny part is when Kyle is talking about book work dude they have the anwser key on the next page😂

[@LordBeefton]

Turkey gravy was the real winner. I still have dreams about it.

[@CamWhiteMusic]

It is beyond sad we will never get the thanksgiving shredded turkey slop again

[@willshields4480]

The idea of 'school lunches' is so wild to me as an Australian (We would have to bring our own luches)

[@crocadillius6418]

Those lunches weren’t “healthy” they were the same cardboard garbage, just less of it, and we were forced to take an apple or a banana that just ended up getting thrown away.

[@kingcreed348]

"healthy school lunches". No, it was barely enough food to fit the palm of your hand. It wasn't healthier, they were just starving kids.

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

100%, and our solution was to just leave during lunch and go get fast food because it was worth risking detention to not starve. And is THAT healthier, Michelle? Hope you're happy.

[@kingcreed348]

​@@djjazzyjeff1232luckily, my school ignored all that, they made it a point to budget money aside from the state for things like burgers, etc that you could choose, and they had a canteen where they sold snacks and sweets, drinks, hotdogs, etc. Needless to say, they went back to giving kids more food by cutting back somewhere else, can't remember where.

[@bradthunderpants3283]

It effected the vending machine too. I remember there wasn't a single thing in the vending machine in me over 100 calories, and it was all like 3$ per bag of low carb chips or whatever.

[@Jumbleman5]

The federal school lunch rules were meant to make school lunches healthy if the school districts bothered to do any more than follow the exact letter of the law. Ultimately, poor administration in districts across the country lead to lunches being worse in many places. An unintended consequence of a well-meaning cause.

[@xfuzzzygames6481]

Unintended consequences of a well meaning cause is Democrat policy in a nutshell.

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

It wasn't well meaning. Who do you think got the contracts to supply those new "healthier school lunches"? Democrat Donors. It was all just a way to funnel Government Contract Money to the people that paid for their Campaigns.

[@Jumbleman5]

@@justinlast2lastharder749 Food for school lunch contracts are decided by the school boards of the areas that those schools are in. It's bought and decided on at a local level, regardless of what party is in administrative control. You have no understanding of how schools systems are run.

[@jackiesburgersandfries4604]

I relate to the one where woody talks about having the same punishment for being 2 second late I remember that at my school even if you were a little late they would write down your name and take out demerit points so I would either go super late or just skip school altogether

[@gabriellundes7062]

I started high-school the year Michelle's "healthy" school lunches started. I felt absolutely robbed

[@hoganbogan8799]

If pka went to any elementary, middle, highschool post Obama would realize how disgusting the school lunches have become, have seriously seen stuff in prison that looks more appetizing and nutritious

[@justinantonius2823]

I went to a charter school here in Hawaii and public school lunch here is already much better than mainland prison/school lunch. But at the charter school we literally had catered lunches every day from local businesses like Domino's and Vietnamese/french sandwiches and a salad bar The school was amazing it was literally one step below those made up schools you see on Nickelodeon sitcoms

[@Ca9nCrunch0wns]

The first year i got to high school they got rid of chickfila and one other fast food companys food you could buy instead of the school food...

[@NickTaylorRickPowers]

Them creepy boyfriends the real hero's here Delivered Wendy's

[@trethatdude]

Woody went to a rich school definitely 😂😂😂

[@bigal3109]

My school's pasta was always bussin, pizza was hit or miss

[@buckaroobonsaitree7488]

I really liked the second dog Taylor was looking at, I hope he gets that one

[@teddy2guns404]

I was that kid. Gm would scream at me try to get me to eat lol. So much trauma thanks doc.

[@Redline2442]

My bs elective was architecture everyone just use the computers, got to the point where we just played halo. He would give everyone 90-100 he only failed the trouble makers.

[@GrantsDad]

I remember in elementary school before Obama on chicken nugget day they would wheel a cart around with all the left over nuggets they cooked and fat kids like me could get a ton of free nuggets

[@EdgyLIVE]

Giga fat

[@bigdaddyd-rk9pn]

my friends would steal me a chicken sandwich everyday cuz my parents wouldnt pay for it and i love them for it

[@jedramyst5613]

Michelle Obama made my school have less options for food, and it was all unhealthier cheap food

[@johnrowloff5661]

the scantron story reminded me of those state test they gave out where they made a huge deal you could only use no. 2 pencil ect and i snuck a red pen in and did everything in that but the front with my name and turned it in they got so mad at me for that i got suspended for like little over a week

[@EndersSaga]

can't make a contract with a kid. nothing legal they can do if you just take the candy.

[@bigdaddyd-rk9pn]

i wish i could trade weight with taylor, he could loose a solid 20 and i could use an easy 35

[@Mayor_N]

Can someone tell me which cod this is and what weapons are being used

[@hovnocuc4551]

MW3 (2023)

[@CamWhiteMusic]

Man MW3 zombies is so dissapointing. Also, never forget the black bean pizza.

[@RowenJ420]

did kyle go to Hustler High School?

[@ipanickreallyhard9313]

big ups

[@jamalanderson3891]

They sound like women talking about food

[@joewatts2940]

Highschool is a joke.

[@CarlosPEnis]

I really don't like that Woody guy

[@EliteKnight97]

Man, English school sounds so boring in comparison to all of these stories

[@pkaclassiccommentary]

Idk this is some southern stuff my school didn’t have welding or raising fish we had woodshop in 7th grade and past that it was just music and art

[@AsbestosEnjoyer]

these would be way better without the gameplay in the background

[@843MustyBunghole]

Why does everyone hate woody so much

[@theunderside8968]

Out of touch know it all pretty much sums it up

[@megamanx7157]

Did you even watch the video? He’s so confidently wrong and ignorant on topics he’s not at all involved in and knows nothing about. Michelle Obama fed us SLOP. It wasn’t “a bunch of republicans upset that they have to eat healthier” it was children who didn’t even know who Michelle Obama was that were being fed small portions of cheap garbage. As a parent you’d think woody would look into things like this but he gets all of his sources from R/politics and argues with the imaginary republicans in his head.

[@GreenTruckFromCaseOhGrocery]

i guess cardboard and rocks are healthier than proper proportions

[@driftysilver7620]

What game is being played in the background here? I am at 41:20, in case it changes.

[@C-Russ]

Woody, maybe the problem is government mandates lunch menus for school children? The food was terrible and there was barely any of it to go around. Yes big mama Michelle can sit over there eating all the tamales and ribs that she wants right? Gtfoh with that BS.