Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (Full with Cannons)

WARNING: Cannons may make dogs bark, scare your mom, leave your neighbor dumbfounded, make cats panic, wake you up in the middle of the night shouting at the top of your lungs because you think you are being robbed, scare the crap out of you, and/or blow up your ears and brains; among other things...
The 1812 Overture, composed by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky in 1880. This version with cannons!
No copyright infringement intended. The rights of this composition go to their respective owners.
*I'm talking about the recordings*

[@hypersp3ce596]

“What instruments should we use?” “Field artillery”

[@luciferlyset7543]

yes

[@trying1407]

FELDARTILLERIE!!!

[@eelcj1]

18” naval canons.

[@MajesticDemonLord]

@@eelcj1 Would that be the Yamato's 18.1 inch Guns?

[@milosjanos5058]

@Romain Desmarais I saw video where HMS Belfast´s cannons were used.

[@isaacturner9306]

There's a special place in hell for people who put ads in the middle of music.

[@isaacturner9306]

@Fox McCloud Does Gaming I was thinking more "volcano" but sure that works.

[@picante28]

*classical music especially

[@technoguyx]

use an ad blocker on your PC and KZbin Vanced on mobile

[@glockmat]

AdBlock

[@xkhvgcgpyugtqn6851]

not that many people believe in hell

[@marckmckay6296]

NOTE: Whoever decided that Ads should go right in the middle of a beautiful piece of music should have their head examined. Thank you.

[@SCPguy]

There’s a special spot in hell for people like that

[@picofa]

KZbin Is going down, they are also against ad blockers, so, when I can't use an ad blocker then I won't use KZbin at all, if this becomes massive they must listen to us.

[@TheRealFernancoTachanka]

​@@SCPguythe boiler room of hell yes

[@rachellake713]

@@picofa There's actually a way around that with some methods for uBlock

[@RaptorJesus]

Hopefully by "examined" you mean "at an autopsy".

[@micklee8839]

The cannons broke one of my bass speaker when I was 17 years old, still love it after 30 years later.

[@GoosyGooseMX]

That's why you shouldn't fire a cannon at your speaker

[@AdamsOlympia]

This song has blown more speakers than any other.

[@Premierofpotatoes]

and almost my eardrums too

[@rolfgiehmann528]

Amazing piece. Brilliant composer . His music is so 😢emmotional. Helps me through my depression.

[@Bob-fh4ht]

@@GoosyGooseMX thank you lol

[@toml4643]

"So anyway, I started blasting" - Tchaikovsky 1880

[@kreatillion1718]

Brings a whole new meaning to "blasting music out loud"

[@donaldschmenk4345]

@@brre8673 this was composed in 1880...

[@glenrichardson8266]

@@donaldschmenk4345 the 1812 overture was composed in 1880? Think a little about that.

[@glenrichardson8266]

@@brre8673 He died in 1893.

[@PuppyPulverizer]

Frank would make a great conductor

[@zeffery101]

Pachelbel: Canon in D Tchaikovsky: *C A N N O N* in D

[@sorrychangedmyusername3594]

acktually it's in either the key of E-Flat Major or C Minor

[@thenthderivative]

Instructions unclear. D stuck in cannon. Send help.

[@NorrisHistoryCorner]

@@thenthderivative that genuinely made me wheeze with laughter 🤣

[@eleazarp.4808]

@@thenthderivative chop it off

[@trevorx7872]

cannon in d is an actual song by Two Steps From Hell. It's actually not bad, check it out

[@TheGameSlayerOf2009]

We escaping the catacombes with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Vincenteon]

Guts and BlackPowder fan

[@TheGameSlayerOf2009]

@@Vincenteon yep Also an 1812 fan

[@robertoa.rojasamer8606]

A man of culture

[@NS_MegaNoob]

The map would be wack without this banger playin

[@Ben_Dover793]

This song makes that final fight fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jasonennis4560]

13:57 we are defending the bridge and getting onto the boat with this one 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯

[@micahepworth3321]

EZ map

[@godslonelyman2596]

*Wait for the boat*

[@fotisk-sg2sh]

jean louise le petit oui oui duboire my beloved ❤

[@user-id3ur9tm8l]

Fav map ong

[@GreatValueMapleSyrup]

​@@fotisk-sg2shbro idk why I find this funny but in English, a part of his name is "The little yes yes"

[@discowaffle4614]

‘Instruments of war are still instruments’ - Tchaikovsky, probably

[@wukongmartialarts7794]

This the true true

[@quuaaarrrk8056]

Most underrated comment here.

[@nyohohoo]

Im your 666th likes 👁👁

[@martylarson1534]

best guot i ever saw

[@ComiMax92]

I am your 1K like and you made me laughted!

[@JonatasMonte]

Beethoven: "Man I can't hear!" Tchaikovsky: "Don't worry, you will feel it!"

[@elementalpug7457]

Beethoven: "what?!"

[@sleepydeeznuts]

@@elementalpug7457 *BOOM*

[@VicksasT]

Tchaikovsky: *writes* Don’t worry, you will feel it!

[@rdsabroad7528]

Tchaikovsky: *writes* Just don't stand in any general direction West, or East past the Ochrestra!

[@nottsoserious]

@@elementalpug7457 Tchaikovsky: you know that song, canon in D? How about that, but with 2 N's? Beethoven: Tchaikovsky no! Tchaikovsky: Tchaikovsky yes. Tchaikovsky ALWAYS YES

[@MasaMasa-hv9fl]

People in 1880: my favorite song People in 2023: HOLD THE BRIDGE!

[@user-hc9kx7ev1w]

Is that a G&B reference?

[@MasaMasa-hv9fl]

@@user-hc9kx7ev1w yes

[@Thesfsplayer]

Yes

[@guilhermenueva]

No way I found the G&B Community lol

[@guilhermenueva]

Don't talk to Jean btw

[@timcallahan1864]

When I was a child back in the 1960s, we had this on vinyl. We played it until we wore it out. Thank you to my parents for installing a love of classical music in me that continues to this day

[@pablobanados6552]

I had the same experience as a child growing up in the sixties in Chile. My father just loved 1812.

[@toilet8635]

First time I’ve seen 50 yr olds on KZbin

[@timcallahan1864]

Lol, older than that! @@toilet8635

[@solouno2280]

Blessed be... it's a fact

[@solouno2280]

@@toilet8635 go tweark somewhere else, kiddo

[@youreadthisinyourmindright2604]

Beethoven: Im deaf Tchaikovsky: I make people deaf

[@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777]

WORTH IT!!

[@rodmcdonough6111]

eh?

[@jesusblanco5077]

Hehe

[@jesusblanco5077]

Russian-Soviet making Germans deaf

[@amirosh]

Because his music is so loud

[@michka841]

*"3rd canon you’re out of tune"*

[@grenks6387]

*c a n o n*

[@liloakadog2481]

@@grenks6387 *C A N A N A N A N A N O N A N O NO N A N*

[@Eri.262]

“Try and load it 5 grams lower next time”

[@mcazares48]

NOT MY F***ING TEMPO!!!!

[@RyanTheHero3]

3rd Canon in D minor

[@keonliller_2287]

WE'RE GOING TO PARIS WITH THIS ONE🗣️

[@BartholomewFrothingham]

G&B better than B&I

[@stickypoopoo8982]

But who is in Paris?

[@labiblabib1409]

@@stickypoopoo8982ur mum

[@dsafgsh]

​@@stickypoopoo8982JEAN LOUISE LE PETIT OUI OUI DUBOIRE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯🙏🙏

[@ohatung2356]

@@BartholomewFrothinghamBoth are good, dont say that

[@KRUGERMANN]

WE GETTING THE BADGE DELIVERANCE FROM THE CATACOMBS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@not_so_anonymous7413]

ahh there it is

[@Ben_Dover793]

I’m looking for these comments

[@altheawashington3412]

Same

[@crazycowgirl3919]

YOOOOOOOOOOO

[@swedishapple]

WSP BARRY!

[@b.santos8804]

Russian Orchestra: String section Brass section Woodwind section Artillery section

[@ShimyytrovGaming]

-CANNON-

[@choihayting5039]

TATICAL NUKE INCOMING

[@flashnrt]

YoU fOrGoT aBoUt PeRcUsSiOn!

[@stacia6678]

Also american orchestra 😉

[@charleslaspinas6469]

@@stacia6678 They have something different.... its called the Airforce Section

[@italianmofo4037]

Friend: 'Oh thats cool, you can compose with violins?' Tchaikovsky: 'I said violence'

[@gabeagca2758]

lmao

[@Made_In_Heavenn]

Hahaha

[@taniaisabellawaspodo6761]

This comment is so underrated😭💀

[@user-qo2sm4zi6e]

😂😂

[@henrypaleveda7760]

so Mick Gordon has a predecessor?

[@jamest1513]

KZbin requiring adblockers be disabled was a smart move on their part. Hearing an ad for SleepNumber beds right in the middle of the song really adds to the spirit of the piece and brings Tchaikovsky's original vision into the modern era.

[@Soandnb]

KZbin only told me to disable my adblocker. They didn't tell me to disable my adblockerS.

[@ThatRandoGuyIntheBackground]

Every other artist at the time: YOU CAN'T JUST ADD CANNONS INTO A OVERTURE THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS Tchaikovsky: hehe cannon go boom

[@ihaveagun22]

Bob: What do you play? Jeff: Field artillary. Bob: Wait what?

[@kabob0077]

I'd love to hear how you play that Field Arty.

[@nhuiskens99]

+kabob 007 "Ivan, to play instrument in orchestra you need only lit match and artillery cannon"

[@kabob0077]

PeekAhChoo I read your comment in the Thunder Show narrator's voice... Terrible accent and all.

[@brandonmiller5786]

All in a day's work for the percussionists.

[@boztec7187]

Been there. . funny!! lmao

[@rattlehead001]

Modern Rap music: gunshots Tchaikovsky: cannons

[@RichardRingo1]

Sadly, yes.

[@TerraSlimeS]

Rappers are simp, but Tchaikovsky is mega chad.

[@mariaalejandraamayaperez5186]

P

[@steer3643]

Oh hi Mark

[@ljprep6250]

That's just classic, Tchai.

[@AngeloBassComposer]

the first major use of bass boost/overdrive in recorded history, from what I can tell. the cannons are so loud that they create a distortion effect in the audio. he might be memed for it a bunch, but Tchaikovsky was doing what the modern producers do, long before it was considered cool, and somehow managed to be more famous than 99% of them to this day. absolute legend.

[@someinteresting]

I know Tchaikovsky himself didn't like it but it is a perfect soundtrack for a film adaptation of War and Peace.

[@OldSport3291]

like it wasn't his fucking idea to put an entire damn artillery battery in it.

[@user-ds1fd2rm4p]

and Vendetta ?

[@bobertkallahan4392]

He ate that shit up I don’t buy his indifferent bs 😅

[@S730SD]

Also if you're filming a volcanic eruption ... bigger & noisier the better

[@v3g627]

"Kaboom?" Tchaikovsky: "Yes Vanya, Kaboom"

[@marshmelows]

Is this a TUA reference?

[@glassbottlemenacesyou8323]

@@marshmelows this is a thing

[@v3g627]

No, I was thinking of a Russian name

[@marshmelows]

@@v3g627 coincidence then, carry on

[@mr.sprinter3584]

@@marshmelows whats TUA, i must see this show

[@antri5465]

*Conductor hits the stand* " Third cannon, you're out of tune. "

[@cerealkiller7143]

''Sorry sir'' *Pours an ounce more blackpowder in the barrel*

[@ososnake97]

@@cerealkiller7143 or maybe not quiet its tempo :o

[@raymondsolisjr.1262]

That's hilarious

[@neiljohngudia5827]

Hahaha 🤣

[@jamb_21]

Cannons! Are you rushing or dragging?

[@fiojsmoul554]

WE DEFFENDING THE BRIDGE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥💯💯

[@JonathanCodes-ol1cm]

Sappers unite

[@garymartin3651]

🗣🔥💯💯

[@altheawashington3412]

WE MAKING OUT OF THE CATACOMBS DE PARIS WITH THIS ONE🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@farginbastage805]

Russian Tsar -Tchaikovsky, i need you to compose a canon piece. Tchaikovsky - a CANNON piece. Got it!

[@TheLordLexi]

Rappers these days going on about glocks and uzis. The real homies remember pulling up on the block with the *12 pounder cannon*

[@SAMPAIDAWG]

My rapper name will henceforth be Lil' M101 105 MM Howitzer.

[@malorie8557]

😂😂

[@MegaDeath458]

Don't forget the grapeshot.

[@georgefeser6483]

Imagine gang warfare back then. Just seeing the cannons.

[@jaymorrison2419]

"Im working on my new rap, it involves needing an entire mule train and at least 18 French 12" black powder cannons." A producers work is apparently never done?

[@ImCommanderCody]

Imagine being a cannon guy and missing your cue.

[@theman7735]

Ruh rog raggy

[@snowleopard9463]

tchaikovsky: tells whole orchestra to replay the missed part but this time the cannon is facing the cannon guy

[@lajarus8849]

I laughed way too hard at this

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

*water boarded with vodka*

[@jacobgutwill7802]

@@J0hnHenrySNEEDen PUNISHMENT not free time

[@Jarhead25]

Wow this is a masterpiece! Tchaikovsky should drop his next album!

[@toilet8635]

He would of been Kim Jon Un but better like a lot better

[@BrusLOL]

13:59 "Wait for the boat"

[@Jonathan-iy6ug]

I understood (Hardest part of every match)

[@showmesomethingrandom4163]

GUTS AND BLACKPOWDER LETS GOO

[@10wuebc]

DON"T TOUCH MY BOATS!

[@heathkitchen6475]

Mozart: I wrote my first symphony at age 8. Beethoven: I was the first to add chorus to a symphony. Tchaikovsky: *CANNON FIRE*

[@medievalcastles7349]

perfect harmony

[@dogystyksaimontov4386]

A R T I L E R Y G U N

[@syedhashim8856]

A R T I L E R J I A!

[@Pacvalham]

AND BELLS WITH BELLS AND EVEN MORE BELLS

[@marsha311]

😂

[@moniqueong3727]

Tchaikovsky: At least Beethoven might manage to hear this piece....

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

Probably what made poor Ludwig deaf in first place.

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

@@allanjbucknol4414 it's a joke man -_-

[@klematiszszimonettarose1797]

@@allanjbucknol4414 Beethoven died in 1827...

[@saltshakerchris2878]

@@allanjbucknol4414 r/woooooooosh

[@allanjbucknol4414]

Can people stop R/whooooooosh

[@AdityaPal_sciencepal]

Remember remember the 5th of November, The gunpowder, treason and plot I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot

[@Solorworks]

We Surviving Catacombs De Paris with this ones 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@diegosanchez894]

this is the problem with modern music: not. enough. cannons.

[@Auss3Natasha]

Oh, yeah!!!!!!! As a lib-tard from Boston-GO cannon. I have a great picture of the USS Constitution firing it's guns on July 4. Maybe 1 sec after firing. Blank charge(black chunk), firing plume, and all.What a great scene, and picture.

[@adamsanchez1805]

"Bitches love cannons."

[@danatronics9039]

You'd like AC/DC

[@fatheroflatus]

And even less cowbell.

[@xxHGMxx]

Bitches love Cannons

[@tStevester83]

"Tchaikovsky! You can't use 21 cannons in your song!" "I cannon I will."

[@Planefan1000]

GAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

[@fuck3032]

Thomas's Mediocre KZbin Channel "That's where you're wrong, kiddo"

[@livin4thelamb499]

Thomas's Mediocre KZbin Channel did...did you just....

[@cambossx1287]

that pun just blew me away

[@livin4thelamb499]

mic drop

[@keato2229]

“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof.”

[@lunarwave5106]

Finally a V for vandetta comment

[@doplerwim463]

V

[@montesdocarecalde]

V de venganza

[@valentinorinalynagrave1873]

but are they cannonproof?

[@FlexingClassicalMusic]

The depth and complexity of classical music are unparalleled. From the intricate harmonies to the sweeping orchestral movements, it's a genre that demands not just listening but experiencing.

[@creeperx3sssboom347]

Probably best experienced while being fired. Out of a cannon, into the sun.

[@roisinnigcrainn7722]

The entire orchestra: "Tchaikovsky, no!!" Tchaikovsky: "Tchaikovsky YES!" **Opera house burns down**

[@castronautical7744]

TCHAIKOVSKY ALWAYS YES!

[@dmmayfield6726]

Well-Done!!

[@hxpocritical7108]

Omg this made me spit out my drink 😂

[@matthewbuczkowski2242]

TCHAIKOVSKY ALWAYS YES!!!

[@ospreyphil8995]

“Oh my god Tchaikovsky the fucking nobility is in tonight what is wrong with you ??”

[@maxdykstra328]

Someone: "I play the saxophone" Someone else: "I play the clarinet" That guy: "I play the 105-millimeter Howitzer"

[@KyrieTheLost]

-Wait, that isn't an instrument -It is under the right circumstances, like those explosions during the V for Vendetta movie! -Ooooooooooh

[@ivoryas1696]

DJ Dykstra IDK what that is but it's probably _great!_ 😁

[@19ghost73]

@@ivoryas1696 Howitzer: A type of cannon, in this case 105mm = 4" diameter bore. They are LOUD. ;)

[@ckennedy1973]

Nice

[@ivoryas1696]

@@ckennedy1973 Indeed

[@AeroAdam86]

"I've gotta fever, and the only prescription, is more cannon." -Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, 1882

[@erisedbrain]

WE ESCAPING THE CATACOMBS WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥💯💯🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯🗣🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@RandomPersonOnTheInternet949]

WE TALKING TO JEAN EARLY WITH THIS ONE

[@ShankTrix]

@@RandomPersonOnTheInternet949 WE GETTING VOTEKILLED WITH THIS ONE

[@Chia__Pet]

WE JUMPING TO THE BOAT WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@RockyVR6728]

@@Chia__Pet WE GETTING EATEN BY A SHAMBLER AND THE SEAMAN MISSES AND WALKS AWAY WITH THIS ONE

[@RockyVR6728]

@@ShankTrix WE USING PRIEST AND USING CRUCIFIX AND THE OFFICER SHOOTS THE BOMBER AND IT KILLS US WITH THIS ONE

[@theelephantintheroom69]

0% Drugs 0% Nudity 0% Bad words 100% Cannons

[@GoldenMushroom64]

💥

[@richbb1479]

Kannone Richtung Berlin, Bruxelles, London

[@Cqjoker73]

As all things should be.

[@ruthdeckman9781]

@Jacob H I'm thinking more like 25% vodka.

[@jacobhowitzer4thalt266]

Such a classical

[@RixEclipse]

"But Tchaikovsky, isn't 120 musicians enough?" "No, I need a bell tower and cannons."

[@5678plm]

Tchaikovsky today would be like, "after the piano bring out the nukes".

[@jongoodman4622]

More is always better

[@rosieleat6868]

🤣😂🤣

[@jongoodman4622]

@@5678plm I think I heard Putin sing that song

[@Slavicplayer251]

Not one bell tower Every single bell tower in Moscow

[@musamuz26]

WE ARE ESCAPING PARIS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

[@JonathanCodes-ol1cm]

GET ON THE BOAT WE ESCAPING THE CATACOMBS

[@AlvaSudden]

Roes are red Violets are blue When I listen to Tchaikovsky My neighbors do too.

[@Treebard]

My dad would play this out of the loudspeaker he had built in our backyard (connected to our record player), every July 4th. How loud he played it depended on how many beers he'd had lol. Great memories, since no one ever physically attacked him for it (thank God!).

[@turtlefox2758]

Same dude

[@tg4q391]

HAHAAHAHAHAH😂😂😂😂

[@christineevelyn8896]

Carmen R yasss girl!

[@krishivagarwal5189]

Roses are red Violets are blue I only listen to classical And you should too.

[@thevoidlord1796]

Man, classical music is so calm. Tchaikovsky: *Lock and Load.*

[@SpiffoGaming]

Hey voidwalker your subclass is off center

[@pooler57]

Classical music is rarely calm tbh

[@maybeaviolinist]

@@pooler57*cough* beethoven 5 *cough cough*

[@pooler57]

@@maybeaviolinist I meant the majority of classical music isn’t calm because the instruments they use really gets me tense

[@mspaintabuser453]

@@pooler57 couldn't be any more true (don't mind the name your right)

[@bunnydauphinais2842]

I played this in concert band when I was in junior high. Man it's not easy as it seems. You gotta be on point every step of the way. I play clarinet and yes I had a blast 😊

[@dumb214]

So who was playing the cannons?

[@JoseHiggor]

​@@dumb214they did say they had a blast, so maybe them?

[@bunnydauphinais2842]

​@@dumb214the bass drums did the cannons.

[@bunnydauphinais2842]

​@@JoseHiggoryes we had a fun time playing this piece.

[@TNTMusic5757]

​@@bunnydauphinais2842as a trumpeter, I totally see where you're coming from with the timing. You have to be precise, or it doesn't sound as good.

[@MrLolpes._.]

we are escaping the catacombs with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Morganistalking]

People: ' Cannon's are instruments of death and destruction' Tchaikovsky : 'Instruments you say?'

[@AA-sn9lz]

Okay I actually like this one

[@TheEggFromFlorida]

Good one

[@FrankieAmadeian.]

Tchaikovsky: ''Is cannon an instrument?''

[@juliusdohrn2758]

Sounds like something zoidberg would say

[@v1nce_cuh_fan241]

bro

[@nozyspy4967]

The cannon is probably the hardest instrument to learn, not least because you usually get arrested whilst practising.

[@Grafvollundr]

How will they arrest you? You have a cannon. They can only try.

[@thenotoriusbp]

@@Grafvollundr *spends a minute cleaning out the cannon and loading in another shell*

[@harrisonkarn2078]

*confused American noises*

[@thelambsauce1701]

@@harrisonkarn2078 lmaooo

[@ozymandias3329]

that depends on where you're aiming it

[@jhonmarkz.rivera4550]

WE ARE GETTING OUT OF THE CATACOMBS WITH THIS🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Albrik_IT]

Wtf?

[@stalin208]

Its from a Roblox game ''Guts and Blackpowder''. In one of the maps, 1812 Finale is played.

[@frostnova0696]

SHUT UP YO ME AND THE BOYS ARE DEFENDING PARIS WITH THIS ONE

[@user-tj4po7zm9q]

WE GETTING VOTEKICKED BY TALKING TO JEAN WITH THIS ONE🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ediamond23]

Violin player: why is there a cannon on stage? Tchaikovsky: it's a surprise tool that will help us later

[@majomorz3127]

hahaha

[@danin2013]

Lmao best comment 😂🤣🤣

[@sagecolvard9644]

He actually had multiple, since they need to be fired faster than one could be reloaded.

[@theeleventhdoctor2043]

Best one I’ve seen

[@NachoPastor___]

The best 🤣🤣🤣

[@nataliemunoz8600]

This is the first "heavy metal" music in history.

[@cupofearlgreytea7651]

....good one

[@eliaspastor618]

So... Listen Winter of Vivaldi

[@raptor_zero9429]

Or "Mars the bringer of War" of Holst

[@claussludwig7051]

I think that Tchaikovsky himself would be proud of it.

[@ismailfardane3207]

Its not heavy metal it's heavy artillery

[@Mak2007a]

For those wondering what the deal is with the, “WAITIN FOR THE BOAT BE LIKE” comments, a game on Roblox called Guts and Black Powder (Napolonic armies vs zombies) has a level where this song is used during the finale, where you must hold out and wait for a ferry to arrive

[@mikelabun]

Definitely my favourite recording of this! Real cannons, and real chaotic bells at the end. Love it!

[@ArcherKet]

Some classical composers wrote canon music. Tchaikovsky, on the other hand, wrote cannon music.

[@miroslavkozolka4385]

Du hast recht

[@sub-zeroseanotrs1857]

lmao I'm dying

[@FutioN1]

So!? does it make him any more legitimate just because he use.. because he used actual .... wait ... no ... what? .. WHAAAAAA!!! OOOOH !!! OOOOOOOOHHH!!!

[@mistershirt]

Take THAT, Pachelbel!

[@Azurvix]

slow aplause

[@AdityaSriram1996]

Pachelbel: Canon in D major Tchaikovsky: Cannon in D major

[@jaikeinstirperminale726]

should i shot this connon major?

[@Killerbee4712]

@@jaikeinstirperminale726 had a stroke reading that

[@needleboy17]

Cob Cannon!

[@GiraelCS]

Two Steps From Hell: Cannon in D Minor

[@skittybug6937]

This is a god tier pun. I applaud you.

[@Barmsluha]

We are waiting boat on that bridge with this one🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🇨🇵🇨🇵🛶

[@user-tj4po7zm9q]

WE ARE BREAKING OUR LEGS BY MISSING THE HAYBALES WITH THIS ONE🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@dew7350]

WE GETTING DELIVERED FROM THE CATACOMBS WITH THIS ONE!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[@item_useless]

Truly an guts and blackpowder player

[@TheWingedHussar_]

Epic Guts and Blackpowder reference 'Cos who else played when the game was virtually dead and the only map was la Ferne d'en haut?

[@brunswickgaming]

@@TheWingedHussar_Me, and i still havent got old guard yet (pain)

[@Not_Walter32]

BUILD BEFORE TALKING TO THE NPC

[@toonistiny]

​@@Not_Walter32Newbies: "How 'bout I do anyway?"

[@gavinboyer4634]

I got my headphones on, and this is about to be the most intense grocery trip of my life.

[@johnburke1798]

I hope so. I'm thinking of Ravel's Bolero for Target.

[@debiethredge3020]

😂

[@OtterloopB]

The bells begin ringing out when you find the meat section at last...

[@JP-rf7px]

@@OtterloopB Then the cannons go off when you see the prices!

[@photogmom1969]

You just made my day! LMAO

[@udderbuttr7913]

“Classical music is so bland” Tchaikovsky: “Allow me to blast some sense into you”

[@thathistoryiscoolguy]

Quite literally

[@butimar68]

hahaha

[@whiteeyedshadow8423]

lol!

[@technoblode4604]

Me: *Cough* drugs money bitches *Cough* modern music

[@whiteeyedshadow8423]

@@technoblode4604 *cough* making drugs cool *cough*

[@BKAngmar]

"Alright Tchaikovsky, you need to write something that will blow the audience away." "Blown away you say?"

[@abhishekkataria2576]

“Remember, remember the 5th of November, gunpowder, treason and plot; for there is a reason why gunpowder and treason should ne'er be forgot.”

[@Turbodog1]

AC/DC: we put a few cannons in one of our songs Tchaikovsky: that’s cute

[@mycubiclepenguin868]

I'm an AC/DC fanatic, but yeah... it was Tchaikovsky's idea.

[@Yoquienmasqueyo]

Tchaikovsky: noobs

[@thinkablebaileylim6168]

If anyone wonders which AC/DC song has the cannons, it’s For Those About to Rock, We Salute You

[@lwoods5739]

I heard AC/DC used a giant bell and bagpipes in other songs. Relying on gimmicks like these they cant really expect to be taken seriously. They will never amount to anything.

[@ehervo2761]

@@lwoods5739 Today in: "let's talk without knowing". They have 175 songs and they used bells only in Hells Bells, bagpipes only in It's a Long Way and cannons only in For Those. >They will never amount to anything Most selled album by any band, hall of fame, their songs are everywhere, they are concidered legends of hard rock, etc. Pure ignorance

[@youarenotrede]

Missed the school bus this morning and had to walk to school carrying my 155mm howitzer to rehearsal smh

[@ZMowlcher]

I had to haul my church bells man I feel you.

[@B20DTH]

Maybe you should take the "stalin orgel".

[@youarenotrede]

@@BreadSlayer yes I regretted that immediately after pressing send

[@warrena5515]

@@goldenbison9531 please tell me this is satirical

[@laurentvuillard7236]

Brilliant

[@Pablo-rp9zk]

Guts & blackpowder mentioned 🗣️🔥

[@NewGuy2534]

“What instrument do you play?” “The Artillery”

[@Thanosfarmsinc]

I can only imagine the grin on the conductors face when the audience starts to question why there are cannons in the orchestra.

[@TinOfBeans]

The only time the 2nd violins smile

[@canter1ter]

Why there are cannons pointing to the audience*

[@TinOfBeans]

@@canter1ter so the sound can travel better (also why violins will only be on one side of the orchestra). It's also easier to hit a group of people if they are aimed at the group

[@xzenitramx666]

the canons where implemented until 1945, before taht they use other instruments

[@ronwildgust4047]

@@canter1ter in the direction of.

[@1kaligosa]

"I'm in a band." "What do you play?" "The cannon!"

[@chelseanoble263]

"Wow! That's really cool. I'm in a band too, you know." "Oh? What's your instrument?" "Church bells!"

[@immortalinwell5935]

Ok but I'm pretty sure that just fits under the "percussion" umbrella.

[@luigivercotti6410]

more like the "concussion" umbrella

[@immortalinwell5935]

*Finger guns* (get it, get it, finger GUNS?? I'll show myself out.)

[@MysteryAndroclese401]

Good for you. I play Mayonnaise and Horseradish! (just giving you crap)

[@WalterWhite36309]

we talking to jean with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@zxphkeil]

WE'RE ESCAPING PARIS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@zenogekkouga2787]

soldier who uses a 155 mm howitzer: you know im something of a musiscian myself

[@chickennuggets1990]

who stole the 666th like

[@alexreaper9822]

Tchaikovsky in a C130

[@thegrenb2756]

@@alexreaper9822 but the AC-130U Spooky has a 105mm howitzer

[@JorgetePanete]

I'm*

[@thegrenb2756]

@@JorgetePanete *[no one cares]*

[@profozpin227]

RIP Headphone users: 1880 edition

[@kuring101touhou9]

1812 edition

[@profozpin227]

1882 was the date the piece was published....

[@profozpin227]

give or take a few years

[@lil_jong-un6668]

No, it's prepared for our generation.

[@amphibious_banana5132]

I bet they got 2 twigs tied them together and put a rock on each side as an earbud 😂

[@user-cb9xn1nu6u]

WE'RE GETTING OUTTA PARIS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

[@micahepworth3321]

Technically this song and the guy who wrote it both didn't exist at the time the game takes place

[@ShankTrix]

@@micahepworth3321 he was writing the song abt the historic napoleon's invasion of russia regardless if he was alive at that time period or not

[@mihailguerra9240]

Tuve la oportunidad de ir cuando la Filarmónica Alemana visitó mi país, y realmente no tengo palabras para explicar la sensación en el momento en que se tocó la obertura de 1812, las campanas, los cañones, es espectacular, todo fue espectacular.

[@tankythemagnorite9855]

I saw it at the classical spectacular at Birmingham Symphony Hall once, it was awesome. Cannon blasts, auditorium shakes, and stinks of cordite. Amazing.

[@danielt.p.3692]

Que país sorimbo pon bien la info gua gua

[@Crispycreasy]

"Classical music is super relaxing, you can sleep with it" Tchaikovsky and his 16 cannons: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

[@YataTheFifteenth]

"SLEEP I FUCKING DARE YA"

[@Dino10Boy]

Me who sleeps to heavy metal: This is nothing to me!

[@Zureta5]

I don't know if is the same, but here in my country "classical" or "classic" it's a term to identify a period of erudite music, like romantic or baroque. I don't know how it works elsewhere.

[@snehashismajumder7622]

I know that you stole the meme.

[@GivemesubscribersIwantacheckma]

16 cannons and his huge tower bells too

[@Lukas-rw5xj]

*"So how was Tchaikovsky concert?"* *I had a blast*

[@technoultimategaming2999]

*it was cannon*

[@zcholnk2943]

Both of you get out

[@Monkeh516]

*It was a banger*

[@_JoeVer]

- Did u hear? Several people died at the last Tchaikovsky concert! - No way! What happened? - I heard one of the 'musicians' turned out to be a loose cannon...

[@arkhammemery4712]

@@_JoeVer I have so much reverence for the people who have to endure you for longer than the 3 seconds I have

[@SIEGODERTOD1]

Military: Cannons Are For War! Tchaikovsky: Cannons Are For Music!

[@capitaogarfo3777]

WE GONNA BREAK OUR LEGS JUMPING ON BOAT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️

[@VM0451]

"First, the Overture. Yes... Yes, the strings... Listen carefully, can you hear it? Now the brass..."

[@soso-zz9qf]

Vezonmodder Aw hell ya!!! BRASS MASTER RACE!!!! (I play the tuba)

[@VM0451]

Overworld Nether Brass master race, that's a new one. XD Pretty darn powerful instrument, the tuba. I myself play a variety of stuff, including keyboards. Keys enable me to do church organ stuff like Bach's Toccata. Those organs are one of the greatest things to do with classical music if you ask me.

[@mattyg2k6]

Vezonmodder Love how they used a song celebrating the defeat of a tyrant.

[@pedazodetorpedo]

Vezonmodder Love it when they drop the brass

[@thephantomoftheparadise5666]

Vezonmodder V for Vendetta!

[@heather2731]

Pachelbel: "so you're writing a canon?" Tchaikovsky: "well yes, but actually no"

[@merileon518]

Tchaikovksy: With a little twist...

[@juddy3602]

Pachelbel: (hears cannons) Fuck i didn't know you would be using actual cannons. (Go's and changes pants).

[@calliejohnston9489]

I'd argue the answer should be 'Well no, but actually yes.'

[@juddy3602]

@Alex Tejada Who said anything about being American 🤨

[@juddy3602]

@Alex Tejada and also Australian's

[@Funnyaustrianguy]

WE WINNING THE BATTLE OF STEPPE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥

[@augustulus1277]

Pretty rare to see B&I players commenting instead of just G&B comments

[@TheDraughterGod]

When you need complete Catacombs of Paris but they lose because your team use Roundshot in the final part.

[@doctrow37]

The Audience, probably: Oh boy I can't wait to listen to this new Tchaikovsky piece! *crewmen wheel 21 cannons onto the orchestra stage* Audience: *SWEATS*

[@karamzinovakaramzin2381]

Russians were the first heavy metal music fans

[@allanjbucknol4414]

So true

[@arc1_228]

Okk

[@deaconblackwood6785]

Electragedy Tchaikovsky: *cackles*

[@deaconblackwood6785]

Tchaikovsky: *Showtime*

[@hwoarang2692]

Tchaikovsky: The Greatest Hits *Limited Cannon Edition*

[@Akario3]

perfect comment

[@FREECIVVIE]

Sure its not Unlimited Cannon Edition?

[@FREECIVVIE]

Sure its not Unlimited Cannon Edition?

[@FREECIVVIE]

Sure its not Unlimited Cannon Edition?

[@edek3159]

Sure its not Unlimited Cannon Edition x3 ?

[@TyphoonTip970]

The greatest evidence we have that mayonnaise could, in fact, be an instrument if you’re creative enough.

[@alexandrarancont4945]

Yes

[@davidoiu562]

WE HOLDING THE OUTPOST WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

[@dantheman5745]

I want this played by a live orchestra at my funeral. I'm taking as many people with me as I can.

[@veevee305MIA]

Same

[@LampreyKisses]

"honey, why are the in-laws taking aim at our seating?"

[@tdimybeloved]

If I die you're dying with me.

[@MasterArchfiend]

Oh gods...I need to add this to my funeral playlist.

[@feanor7080]

You chose violence.

[@jumpinbuses]

Cannoneer: *plays an F sharp out of place, kills entire percussion section and most of the wind section*

[@seanspencer9396]

"Don't look at me" says Tchaikovsky. "I just conduct. I am not the one to say how a cannon is placed!!!"

[@captainvanhorn773]

Now thats an F *drums*

[@carsoncrobons5111]

Wait so your telling me the cannon ball went from the back of the orchestra, to the front without hitting anyone in the middle. Lol

[@battadia]

I now wish to know where the cannons are placed.

[@michaels2153]

Woooops.

[@fidelismiles7439]

Tchaikovsky: Have you ever been to a concert with Field Artillery? -Audience: N-no? Tchaikovsky: *WOULD YOU LIKE TO?*

[@jamesandrews8698]

i have listened to this three nights in a row now.

[@yaboi5893]

this song perfectly encapsulates the Russians "what do you mean heavy artillery is not Instrument?"

[@lordsandwich4570]

M109 Paladins firing off as the U.S plays this song for the Russians as a christmas gift.

[@redx9852]

Heavy artillery is the instrument of destruction

[@thesinnohtrainer]

@@lordsandwich4570 They need to reperform this song but with tanks lol

[@iconoclastvituperations9587]

"perfectly encapsulates" ? "the Russians" capital R?? what exactly do you mean when you say something that palpably stupid?

[@thesinnohtrainer]

@@iconoclastvituperations9587 joke

[@KeatonKnippel]

Only a true badass would put CANNONS in their overture

[@michaelzhao3537]

I used to play the E flat cannons in middle school, I finally got my solo in this song

[@jimlearned588]

+Michael Zhao you have a gorgeous sense of humor! I really laughed at your line. Thank you

[@michaelzhao3537]

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[@michaelzhao3537]

***** Always happy to make someone laugh ^-^

[@shelffeather4473]

+Keaton Knippel very good point

[@corey1106]

Takes extraordinary vision to look at a freaking cannon and think, " i bet i could make it fire in the right key"...

[@theharrisenglishlearningpo5953]

Using cannons as a bass drum. The beginning of heavy metal.