Teachers, What's the FUNNIEST REASON you've sent someone to the Principal? - Reddit Podcast

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@amithegenius
@amithegenius Жыл бұрын
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@GiordanDiodato
@GiordanDiodato Жыл бұрын
oh the stories my mom could tell (she's a retired school librarian)
@TorayaNekoi
@TorayaNekoi Жыл бұрын
As a teacher, I think the most 'funny' reason(not for me tho, but i guess people may think it is funny) was a girl that simply brought to English class a plate, biscuits, and canned milk; she was sharing this with her friends, pouring canned milk on the plate to then dip the biscuits. In class. Right in front of me. Like this was her house's kitchen island and they were just talking and snacking. She did not stay in class for long. Extra: she had also came to my class late because she was sent to the principal's office the class before. You all can take your guess at which type of student she was/is.
@CheetixGlitch
@CheetixGlitch Жыл бұрын
The sassy mean girl. I have 3 of those in my class. (I'm a student)
@HazyyyA
@HazyyyA Жыл бұрын
One time in 5th grade this 2nd grader on my bus kept yelling “Suck eggs!” And I asked her if she knew what that meant. She just innocently said “no.”. I told her what it meant. She came up with the exuse “my mom said that I can say cuss words.” I told her to say one and she said “*the f word*” she went to the principals office and got blamed for saying that. Next year I went to middle school and haven’t seen her ever again. I still feel guilty.
@nulliumgd6853
@nulliumgd6853 Жыл бұрын
When i heard the beginning of the spider story, I thought the kid would “smash” the spider in the other sense.
@locokrazy
@locokrazy Жыл бұрын
Not the teacher. I dont think the teacher found it funny but here we go. I was in the 7th grade and had a science teacher who should have retired years earlier. Anyway she generally didn't like anyone and had a habit of snatching notes being passed and reading them aloud to embarrass them. She also seemed to enjoy splitting the class into the good side and bad side. So the kid sitting next to me decided he was going to get some epic revenge on her for something she had done to him. He had prepared a note during lunch and a few minutes into class he passes me a note and said "tell everyone to just pass it to the right" so the note got passed almost the entire length of the room before she spotted it. She snatches the note from some poor girl and says something along the lines of "oh ms tammy has something more important then learning to say lets see what it is" she then proceeded to just read aloud the note without proofreading it first. "Mrs (teachers name) is a nosey [N word] who seems to think its ok to embarrass kids because she hasn't gotten laid since 1980 Love Jeff" As soon as she says his name jeff stands up takes a bow and climbs out the window of the classroom and starts walking to the administration office. She then immediately writes him up and sends me to the admin office with it. As i get there the admin who was on a first name basis with me looks at me while still asking what jeff was doing in the office. I chuckled handed him the referral and said "to be fair she kinda had it coming" he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. At that point the poor girl who had been the unlucky one to end up with the note walks in with two referrals one for her and one for me. Turns out she wrote me up as a coconspirator to this note and her for basically being the one with the hot potato. At this the admin gets up and takes the referrals telling us to sit down he would be right back. Now two things that i should have mentioned before. This happened about 1992 and just about every classroom was designed to have multiple open windows instead of using ac. Also the admin office was just across the walkway from her classroom. Anyway we suddenly hear him screaming over her something to the effect of "damn it brenda I dont care how much they hurt your feelings you cant keep doing shit like this to the kids. No I'm not going to do anything to them and if you try to send them with another referral for the rest of the year I'm personally going to recommend your contract get denied for the next year." With that the bell rang we went home and she took the next week off. That was her last year teaching if memory serves me right also 😂
@LegendStormcrow
@LegendStormcrow Жыл бұрын
That computer program.... I had a PC teacher repeatedly screw up my homework that way. I mean, I screwed around too, but she'd do it as I was researching projects.
@AnayaHSK
@AnayaHSK Жыл бұрын
you are such a fun story youtuber man
@saikiscoffeejelly2014
@saikiscoffeejelly2014 6 ай бұрын
I love how the guy in story #14 js put in "homo" in all the questions it genuinely made me laugh like a dolphin 💀
@CasuallyCold
@CasuallyCold Жыл бұрын
6:56 Ummm, excuse me, what!? 😕😂
@flamesis
@flamesis 7 ай бұрын
My exact reaction 😂
@Foxstep_le_cat
@Foxstep_le_cat 6 ай бұрын
3:14 as a band kid who plays the clarinet, this is definitely something a band kid would do.
@RealWingGaster
@RealWingGaster Жыл бұрын
12:00 what the actual fuck also if you're gonna tell someone not to look up something they are 100% going to look it up
@loveywilliams4276
@loveywilliams4276 Жыл бұрын
For Story 19 reminds me one of my high school teachers used it when we were given time to make a presentation about Lord of the Flies and during that time I was curious about how it said to have a pig head and she loudly asked from her desk why I was looking up decapitated pig heads and I almost got in trouble for looking that up on a school laptop
@leandrochenque
@leandrochenque 7 ай бұрын
I was a student, I was sent to the principal's office to try to break down the bathroom door, as the history teacher's daughter locked herself inside.
@onionbubs386
@onionbubs386 4 ай бұрын
"I used to never burp and only fart, and it was so embarrassing that people thought it was a medical condition" probably because it *is* (or was) a medical condition. It's called retrograde cricopharyngeus dysfunction (R-CPD).
@yuritsunohi
@yuritsunohi Жыл бұрын
14:18 ISS, In school Suspension, basically mid school detention.
@The.dark.queen003
@The.dark.queen003 Жыл бұрын
That was great
@Kevin-ju1kb
@Kevin-ju1kb Жыл бұрын
My god solid works is SO EXPENSIVE!!! I hesitated with a degree in robotics/automation. Tried to buy the program for my small business and it’s thousands and a subscription service!!!
@MidnightWildspirit
@MidnightWildspirit Жыл бұрын
don't say "don't Google It." if You're trying to keep People from seeing disturbing or gross stuff because of reverse psychiatry. 😆
@CraftyZanTub
@CraftyZanTub Жыл бұрын
Yea, I was off to Google like a shot. Yea, I have my inner juvenile watching these vids.
@damionlee7658
@damionlee7658 Жыл бұрын
Cleveland is bad enough... But Colorado's version!!
@alanblack6500
@alanblack6500 Жыл бұрын
I am not looking that one up, The first one was bad enough, don't need round two@@damionlee7658
@IShy2
@IShy2 8 ай бұрын
Not a teacher but in Elementary school me and a boy got sent to the principal because we kissed, I do cringe looking back because it's stupid and this particular boy was so annoying, and it may have a deeper reason for why it was considered bad, but I feel like I had to bring it up here
@hakansoderholm6514
@hakansoderholm6514 9 ай бұрын
Student gives a Jehova a chock... He would have got candy from me the day after 😀
@DaveC2729
@DaveC2729 9 ай бұрын
You really should give those captions of yours a once-over before you post your videos. They're clearly machine-generated and about as accurate as a drunken blind guy trying to play darts directly after spinning himself in an office chair for ten minutes with his wife riding on his back and trying to direct his aim by hitting his head with her purse.
@MrBepo.
@MrBepo. Жыл бұрын
12:10, yeah, it's pretty disgusting. I prefer the good old Slovakian Traffic Cone
@castleoffiction96
@castleoffiction96 Жыл бұрын
7:20 Here's the other question - why did you feel the need to clarify the teacher was hot?
@mtesar8379
@mtesar8379 Жыл бұрын
Kitten vids would be acceptable
@toms7114
@toms7114 6 ай бұрын
Story 9, never use a 3-d printed dong. The acidity of the bodily fluids will melt the plastic that is used in the printing process. Vinegar will melt the plastic and is used for cleaning burrs off of 3-d printed objects. No I do not know this from direct experience.
@TheAlmightyToaster01
@TheAlmightyToaster01 Жыл бұрын
4:16 someone is a fan of ninja sex party
@waves5249
@waves5249 Жыл бұрын
Everybody shut up immediately played on my head when the narrator said that
@Bella-hk3ds
@Bella-hk3ds 8 ай бұрын
16:47 17:41 18:28
@graysonoliver2632
@graysonoliver2632 9 ай бұрын
Peeing on the floor is still funny for 3-5 grades. Im a custodian. Its not funny.
@ithinkpigeonsarecool
@ithinkpigeonsarecool Жыл бұрын
what is tge first story o_o
@samuelraytheweirdcontentgu8551
@samuelraytheweirdcontentgu8551 Жыл бұрын
10:09 I get where he is coming from Solidworks can be quite a b@tch sometimes
@thatanimeguy8461
@thatanimeguy8461 Жыл бұрын
NICE
@Q1x.exe.
@Q1x.exe. Жыл бұрын
E
@AnayaHSK
@AnayaHSK Жыл бұрын
2nd
@Lucky-ux9ro
@Lucky-ux9ro Жыл бұрын
18th commet
@RedSaber9
@RedSaber9 Ай бұрын
This got me so badly 1:48
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