Teaching Your Depression a Lesson

[@Cappy_real]

Bro went from injecting random fluids into our brains to beating the hell out of our depression. Truly the doctor of the year.

[@Jeonex]

fr uncle e should have won the nobel prize for physics

[@Lucerne9]

I honestly feel like he's himself x10 when he does his Corvus impression. He takes what he'd do and say and turns it to 11

[@AlexiaNJames]

Homies like senator Armstrong, said "I HAVE A DREAM"

[@Kayden.Bergeron0622]

I think that all of his videos beat the hell out of depression

[@PierreGrace]

What video is the injecting random fluids in our brains from?

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

“I’m Johnny knoxville and welcome to therapy” I like the hair Uncle E

[@Sabastiantheabsoluteunit]

*Jackass theme starts*

[@Shadowcorp89]

Great idea for a theme rift

[@FuelGaming645]

"Thank you uncle e" we all say in unison

[@BrandonRhodes-jp9gs]

Agreed

[@PolarisProbably22]

Agreed

[@tommoconstantly]

Here here

[@der-Dritte]

Agreed

[@nellyc1066]

Your profile picture

[@mudshrooze]

Dont apologize for being your normal goofy and wonderful self we love you man.

[@나방-Moth]

yes

[@Reggie.Philips]

Do you know?

[@solidskullz5736]

Ephemeral rift really went and joined the ASMR mafia to kidnap and torture Depression. This man is dedicated to relaxation

[@N51totallynotprivatemilitary]

rift, your entire channel is a gold mine for meme clips

[@leomartin7409]

Paul, thats not my depression, thats my neighbor, Joey. Actually, keep going.

[@sethpratt4296]

What did joey do 😭🙏

[@therealglosetik]

@sethpratt4296 Exist.

[@shinjiikari1021]

@sethpratt4296 he caused our depression

[@RaffDGoat]

Thanks for teaching my Depression a lesson, it really deserves to get put in its place in all honesty

[@chemicalbean]

Inglorious Bastards reference 🔊🔊🚬👌🏻🗿

[@caniborrowyourdog3681]

The moment he started I was thinking “WHERE DID I HEAR THAT FROM?” It took me the entirety of his impression to remember the character

[@Louieface9770]

Such a great movie.

[@adderon]

Graahhhttzeeee

[@Thesigmamail]

Gorlami

[@7cknlove]

just turn a 26 yesterday. thanks alot for this amazing birthday gift Paul. thats what i need right now. love for everyone

[@milliemeredith7165]

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY 🎂 -- THINGS ARE TOUGH & CRAZY-BAD SOMETIMES, BT I TRULY HOPE THAT BCUZ YOU ARE STILL YOUNG, LIFE WILL GET BETTER. -- BE STRONG, HAVE FAITH. KEEP YOUR CIRCLE SMALL- OF FRIENDS-. TRUE FRIENDS. - ALL YOU NEED IS AFEW FAITHFUL, TRUE ONES&- . HANG IN THERE.

[@infamoushacker4chan883]

Missed opportunity to walk up behind your depression wearing a raincoat and holding an axe while "Hip to be square" by Huey Louis and the News plays in the background.

[@Isaacfess]

*"Try getting back into my brain now you fucking stupid mental disorder!"*

[@i_amfyre_9813]

"THANK YOU UNCLE E" we all scream in unison

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

I love the choice of an extension cable to tie Depression's hands together

[@BigIron-yr6po]

ER is the ultimate dad lmao, genuinely makes me smile

[@thunderhead1969]

You help a lot of people, Rift. Me included for several years. I'm here for whatever arc this is part of.

[@Taco8884]

Before 14:49 “hi I’m your depression” after 14.49 “hoi I’m ye depessin”

[@Mr.povarionok]

He really just beat up depression. Hell yeah

[@badgeroff2508]

Damn, why did you tied up the Sleep Demon ASMR???

[@creepyclowness2520]

I was asking the same thing

[@infinitelogicmachine8587]

Ye

[@picture-of-grace]

has anyone checked on them lately do we have evidence that they're okay

[@n3rve_149]

Lately I have been having a hard time and my mental health is getting worse by the day but this video made me smile and laugh more then I have in the past week so thank you for making this it actually helped me a lot

[@datmonkey5680]

18:38 Uncle E, those are branch pruners, they’re meant to trim small branches off of your bushes or smaller trees.

[@jamiemckay-haynes1626]

Or, as we call em in the old country, secateurs.

[@SplendidFellow]

This was actually broadcast from a multiversal timeline when/where branch pruners were not invented and they are PVC pipe cutters that just so happen to look like what we would call branch pruners in our universe. Common mistake.

[@MajZombie]

@@jamiemckay-haynes1626Or as we Slovenes call em’ klešče

[@adderon]

I jumped ahead right to where he almost stabbed himself in the hand with them 😮😅

[@Zach-p4e6p]

Thanks for making me feel a little less alone and not so lonely in my weirdness

[@the.orchid.thief02]

I have nothing to say but thank you. Your channel has helped me for a very very long long time, and I really preciate it. Thank you, and if you're reading this, just remember: "nothing's lost once you have, finally, the courage enough to say that everything's lost, and you have to start over again".

[@kandyeggs]

I had a really awful time with family yesterday, and the raw silliness here is making up for it a little bit :)

[@ponchik6401]

damn the mere fact of this ER existing already makes my life and mood better love your videos

[@DonutGuard]

I feel depressed a lot lately... it isn't like a feeling of sadness necessarily, sometimes it's just feeling lethargic, unmotivated, physically tired and mentally exhausted. Those things lead to feelings of guilt, shame, and that's what brings about the feeling of sadness, because instead of doing things I should be doing like yard work, vehicle maintenance, and house upkeep, I just... lay in bed all day. Then when the work piles up and I just don't want to do it even though I know I should, I start beating myself up thinking that I'm lazy or whatnot. But go figure, when I'm at work I'm always the first one putting on a smile and busting my ass for the boss to make an extra dime. Sure, sometimes it gets harder to mask and I lash out a little bit, but I guess I'm lucky to have a boss that doesn't really care as long as the job gets done at the end of the day. The past few years have just been... really bad. Lost my Mom, Dad, and both grandmothers in the same year and had to take care of all of the arrangements for all but one of them, and that's just starting to scratch the surface. I used to think I was mentally and emotionally tough, and I guess to a certain extent that's true and I have my family to thank for bringing me up to be that way, but thankfully they also taught me to be open about this sort of stuff. Some people keep it all bottled up and I see what that does to them... even the toughest people need a release sometimes. This is mine.

[@MadBunniFun]

I lost my dad Nov 17th 2023, and coming up on his 1 year doesn’t even feel real. I’ve been in a black hole coma ever since his death. It doesn’t even feel like it’s been 11 months. Feels like 10 minutes. I can definitely relate to you, I spend most days too depressed to get out of bed, do basic self care or even eat. You’re not alone and I’m sorry for your losses.

[@DeadX2-x9k]

Relatable but I been feeling very sad recently and I been feeling sad for months sense like august of 2023 to July of 2024 and I been feeling sad again

[@4Four_Studios]

Uncle E, you have no idea how much I needed this. I've been going through one of my worst weeks in College, possibly worst week ever. I bombed my last math exam, which Is bad because I'm usually good at math. My grades are barely staying above a B, I can't find a job on campus, and I still haven't found any real clubs, activities, sports, or guilds where I feel like I belong. I looked it up, and I'm fairly certain that I'm showing ALL the signs of depression right now. None of my leisure activities I usually do really bring me any joy right now: Writing stories just reminds me of the manuscript I've got to finish, playing video games makes me feel guilty, uploading to my channel also makes me feel guilty, making music just reminds me of when my band split up, watching TV just makes me feel guilty, and going outside either makes me feel small, helpless, and without purpose compared to the grandeur of the infinite Multiverse, or reminds me how much I don't like humanity. So, while this didn't help me sleep much, I'm glad I chose to watch this.

[@meronique9]

That is exactly the thing I wasn't expecting you to do.

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

Which is to be expected of uncle e lol

[@AlexTouchesGrass]

I literally asked for it like two weeks ago. Unc E a G 🖤

[@david21216]

Thanks for always making all that you do. The art, the creativity, the willingness to continue asmr without experiencing it (and having limited hearing). You have touched so many people with your videos so just gotta throw in my thanks. 👍

[@thomassp]

hey paul, you dont know how much these videos help me. recently my life has taken a dark turn suddenly, i feel helpless and anxious, filled with negative thoughts. it's your videos where i find some comfort.

[@lldrumr9095]

Best of luck with whatever you are going through.

[@thomassp]

@@lldrumr9095 I appreciate your comment. Sometimes a little acknowledgment or encouragement goes a long way. I wish you well too friend.

[@MyNameDoesntMxtter]

I wish you the best on everything that you do You're not alone.

[@thomassp]

@@MyNameDoesntMxtter thank you for the kind words. I wish you the best too, my friend.

[@MyNameDoesntMxtter]

@@thomassp God bless you man Be safe out there

[@Auscilius]

Dude this man has been keeping the meaning of KZbin alive for years and will continue to do so and I love it. A person with their camera and an idea wanting to be expressed. So lovely!

[@Fyx5010]

I actually love how well this idiom works in this video

[@squatcurldeadlift7346]

I often watch you ASMR videos twice: the first time I use them to sleep, the second time it's for pure entertainment, so I really like these kinds of videos as well because they contain your humor and creativity and I can enjoy them without getting sleepy lol

[@CelticToiletSeat]

How many times do we have to teach you a lesson, old man?!

[@Heavy_dah]

Tick tock...

[@henry_rearden]

Heavy like a Brinks truck

[@Mattinator95]

@@CelticToiletSeat did he use the dagger from the dark souls video again

[@lilb9159]

YOURE 53??? Damn you hold up great af man!!

[@jangofett550]

I love this guy to death, such a gentle and honestly kind dude. This seems a man out to really try and help folks however he can. Thanks ER, you’re the coolest ❤

[@joshblewup9531]

My man tortured our depression using minor inconveniences

[@DewskyDillshineMoonpickle]

That looks like the mask that Sleep Demon ASMR uses.

[@БімбаКокаРола]

YAPPI Thx for “curing” the hell out of my depression 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 ✨✨✨✨✨

[@guywhodoesstuff3314]

As usual, another great video! Couldnt help but smile during the intro, love Tarantino's movies. The title you couldn't remember at the time is 'Django Unchained'.

[@Schnarchnase]

I can imagine it was very easy to catch my depression of guard. It's been running around wildly the past 3 days.

[@halfeye]

:0 this is what he sounds like? Whoaaaa. His voice is nice!

[@Inverted_Arrow]

I say this from the bottom of my heart, this was one of the sweetest things i didn't know i needed today. Thank you for teaching it a lesson ❤

[@Allex_0.9]

Man... I'm more than OK. Passed through hard period of my chronic depression and currently in my best state of mind since like 3 years. Thanks for all your thoughts and sounds. You actually can help.

[@alexomer9916]

Haven’t tuned into the channel in a while lovin the freshness in content as always

[@Your_Fiance]

This gets recommended to me while im in a bad place. Thank you Uncle E, you always make me smile.

[@traller365]

Thank you for the lesson Uncle E I appreciated every second that I lived through watching this video. Life changing 10/10.

[@kelDef]

you NAILED the beginning lines man! Great video right off the bat!

[@jeremiah-n5d4z]

I loved how lighthearted this was and all the while serious. wholesome

[@GrinkMode]

Thanks ephemeral rift, very cool!

[@cyb0rgirl]

this is the unhinged content im here for 🤣

[@Nscorpion5248]

I was tuned out listening to this on a second monitor and snapped to attention when my subconscious heard him snipping the monster hands.

[@thunderhead1969]

I can't believe you cut the monster hands D:

[@antinerfer11roblox31]

Nice to see a change, pleasant suprise from the usual videos! I like the unfiltered, goofy version of er

[@Kartsera]

Damn that really worked, I think i’ll go to work tomorrow thanks paul!

[@GhassanPL]

This is waay more wholesome that it may seem at first, I love it!

[@minatovibritannia4756]

Was waiting for this

[@Grypolx]

14:19 is absolutely my favorite part lmfao

[@Nolfo_]

love this man, just chimed back in after like 8 years. Favorite videos to watch in bed at night.

[@tommybootlegger]

Bro, I think you just became my spirit guide.

[@MoonberryJam93]

The Rift Cartel doesn't play

[@multitruth372]

Good now bro, glad you blew up and still care bout us ❤

[@hawaiianbabyrose]

That based nu metal fit made me wish to experience Uncle E performing Limp Bizkit songs _whispering_ for some reason 🤔🤭

[@Rubberant]

Truly peak thumbnail, giving that depression a lesson.

[@vernerstinger]

asmr or not, you're one of my fav content creators, man

[@Angelofdth]

I love your shirt, also.. I struggle from depression and this is very sweet and cool! Thank you.

[@Furioustrain]

I needed this. Thank you.

[@lordofdarkness868]

My mood has definitely improved! Thank you a lot🤣

[@GlamRockSpiderling]

More of this. That's all I have to say. I need this more in my life!

[@onlyychino]

Uncle E: “This right here is the cause of all your internal torment and anguish” Me: my ex?

[@eduardoestebanab8049]

Tus inseguridades y malas decisiones durante la relación y antes de que ocurriera

[@onlyychino]

@@eduardoestebanab8049 i don’t speak Spanish sorry

[@elcuboquesaltadegd8247]

Your insecurities and bad decisions during the relationship and before it happened.​@@onlyychino

[@NotNormalNoodle]

I put this in my watch later list and turns out it’s perfect for today. ❤

[@sunnyalien]

This is exactly what I needed after getting the news from my therapist that my depression is in the “managed” stage. Good to know this is how it’s being managed. This is what it deserves.

[@magicabeats]

You don't even realize it yourself what you have made and the power it has. This video will be remembered throughout the eternal rift.

[@Lucianato2]

1:19 - Django: Unchained - that's what you're thinking of, Paul.

[@staticradio724]

Got a hell of a laugh seeing this video show up in my subscription feed. Thanks.

[@ZooWee158]

Thank you Uncle E! We love you 🙌

[@GumMonster1]

I love that my depression is wearing slenderman mask. I manifest it the same way in my dream. Really funny video you really taught my depression a lesson.

[@drdammkid4428]

Bro cutting up his asmr props.

[@BluePopsoprogen]

Hearing rift at a regular speaking voice surprised me because i wasnt expecting it to sound like that

[@ortiz70773]

This was awesome thank you uncle E 🙌🏼🔥

[@starlitcannibal8866]

These past few months have been some of my hardest thanks to depression 🙏🙏 thanks for showing him whos boss

[@icravecheddar7401]

Holy shit I can't believe Fresh Cut Slim was featured in an ephemeral rift video!! Poor guy though...

[@CleanSockQ]

So good to see fresh cut slim make an appearance on the ER channel :)

[@imboredhelp637]

i love the shining reference in the backwards R, i can tell you are a fellow halloween hardcore

[@vishmast]

ER in his fight club phase I see

[@Tra982]

Thumbnail genuinely made me smile 😂

[@chiaragrillone438]

thank you for this video, I really needed this, I loved it. Everyday I think I AM the depression in that chair, and that I deserve all that stuff (except happiness). Thanks.

[@CombatKoke]

Tuning in with one bar of LTE in the mountains of northern Alaska, glad I can have a laugh before bed. Amazing as always!

[@cyberhobbit2500]

This was fun. Thank you. 🤟

[@27705]

How did Ephemeral Rift get Fresh Cut Slim in the chair?

[@clutteryguy9747]

Was thinking the same thing

[@Stockholder27]

Fresh cut torture method

[@testaccountwhatever]

Why does my depression look like another asmr KZbinr?

[@wumdum1550]

Thank you uncle e my depression has been kicking the shit out of me thanks for teaching it a lesson

[@simranjitsingh2857]

RIP Monster Hands...you served us well.

[@GERMANFANPRODUCTIONS]

He kidnapped the fresh cut content guy

[@angelisearias6428]

“Thank you ER!” I shout at the top of my lungs.

[@cafesharky]

Thanks man, that’s really what I needed!

[@D34DHUNT3R1]

Hearing Uncle E actually talking in a non wisper like manner is so surreal.

[@ImSymest]

14:18 is the highlight of my day

[@TheGopaxExperience]

I figure Uncle E is genuinely an amazing father and husband with all his quirkiness and creativity he brings to everyone.

[@Parttimehooper]

My depression needed a good ass kickin thank you Uncle E

[@joelsilva4176]

Uncle E always come with a new idea!