Preparing You for Your [Trip, Journey, Adventure, Quest, Expedition, Campaign, etc.] ASMR

[@jaredmcfadden7793]

This video popped up just as the air raid went off in Kyiv again. Been watching this channel for years and never thought uncle E would be getting me though air raids and drone strikes but here we are. Your videos have literally been the best thing for me here so thank you

[@call_me_mado5987]

Damn is everything ok out there?

[@the_Alpha_and_Omega]

I hope your al soon be sade again. Stay strong. I know this ain't helping you out but stil am praying for yall ou there

[@ragnard0967]

How do you still have internet?

[@katerynasaienko5319]

Ah, welcome to my hometown! We'll get through it 💪

[@bana798]

​@@ragnard0967most of Kyiv is running off starlink, but most main fibre connections are still intact

[@SteeveYT.]

When E says "Good Now" it just makes everything good. Even just for a few moments.

[@yoruichisimp2825]

For a Brief Now...

[@VanhoozerC]

Absolutely!

[@homosexuallegomen]

Never a truer word has been spoken, friend

[@rocaffe4426]

YES. It just feels like a good now to be in that moment

[@daeara7463]

Right? It's so grounding. Especially in his voice.

[@brandonbryant7854]

As a casual day tripper i can confirm he has prepared me for my journey as i go outside and trip over multiple objects all day long

[@sassypwny]

as a casual day tripper he helps me before i take my trip to jesus christ on dis perc 🙏🏻

[@DufulPlays]

​@@sassypwnylmaooooo

[@omega-1lawslefthand-sc5vz]

@@sassypwny lol

[@Frozenflame006]

11:04 He did it. He said the thing. Series is complete, title spoken.

[@JohnDoe-mj6cc]

ladies and gentlemen…. we gottem

[@lildishwasher]

​@darrenchan723went from clear to gray

[@LoneDustPile]

I finally know how to pronounce it now

[@RowanMackenzie]

I wonder...if the Catacombs are a part of the Sanitarium...and the Sanitarium is a sentient being...would that mean that each time a group of adventurers runs a campaign in the Catacombs, the Sanitarium is their Dungeon Master?

[@roninhusky8492]

You proceed to roll some ones against eldritch horrors and you hear the Sanitarirum say in a low rumbling voice "uh oh.."

[@afstoriesluck]

Are the catacombs the insides of the sanitarium?

[@zoey2421]

literally my favorite thing that ER does is the listing things, etc. bit so I'm living my best life right now

[@jdub910]

This man has the best ASMR universe ever built. And his videos are always so splentastic

[@gsxrdoc92]

Ive been watching you since 2011, thanks for being a constant state of calm.

[@HezakHQ]

i'm literally about to go on a week long vacation in just a few days. this was fantastic timing, thank you so much! Update: i have Discovered a new sidequest during my adventures called: Getting Engaged ( she said yes! )

[@Panda6.29]

We need to know if you manage to kill the last boss or if you encounter any secret quests!

[@h1k0usen13]

have a great vacation!

[@luisdabest5396]

@@HezakHQcongrats dude!

[@lightknight5364]

Oh, I've read about that one! You need to really practice your Dual Techs for that quest. Coordination is key to complete the trials and battles ahead. But the reward is well worth it!

[@rokiopper123]

Fresh Arkham Sanitarium LORE nom nom Interesting to know that Corvus is a Magic caster-like unit, will consider this before packing up for weekly summoning rituals

[@moxx3429]

I wish there was a game thats around all of his videos, I'd play it all day long.

[@softia42]

30:05 You said the holy name, so now I will take 1 000 of that stone please ! And the m & D stones if you have them ! 😗😗😗 Hopefully, we are not in Dave's shop, he might reap me too many pebbles or life energies or cereal rings for those stones 😂

[@sickna-sty3244]

"Come on grab your patients, We'll go to the Sanitarium and sleep no questions, With Corvus the Plague Doc and Professor Clemmons The tingles will never end, it's Arkham Time!" What a great shirt man, i love Adventure Time.

[@rubymaster6349]

I read this in Fins voice in the opening to the show

[@rileyn54]

Glad someone else noticed it. Legend he is.

[@piskelo10]

I'm gonna sleep with Corvus and Professor Clemmons?!?! Damn! I read that in my horoscope, too!

[@pizzam4nn]

We may not always be good now but we can always hope to be good atleast once. Never stop being Good now, Mr. Rift 🙏

[@Emperor_Atlantis]

18:50 "Pocket" always makes me tingle all over my spine. Shouldnt be listening to this while at work

[@LuckyArceus]

We keep hearing Paul refer to these supposed catacombs beneath Arkham Sanitarium and yet not one video has been made of them. Hope we see such a thing come to fruition sometime soon.

[@ttvthewetnoodle4749]

his chapter titling is elite, would rate a 83.749 pairs of Black Air Force Ones doing the cabbage patch with the Egyptians while the Pyramids got built out of 7&3/4 speedboats randomly sailing on a bridge

[@moodlethenoodle]

Thanks for these amazing tools. Now we can finally go on exciting trips to wherever we may please, knowing fully confident that I have all of the necessities. You truly are a lifesaver providing me with such resources.

[@enkeilkek]

I was thinking "P" on Summon stone is for "Paul" and Uncle E would appear on battlefield and break 4th wall, do some glitches, reroll enemies, random buffing and debuffing allies Dat would be nice

[@SomeAsianArt]

Imagine this guy in your road trip just doing asmr lmao

[@nektarkir4220]

You mean ... daytrip , odesy , crusade , campaingn , quest , ect 😂😂

[@sond.lollipop8919]

So a new form of bard ?

[@slimjimmy5159]

We gotta get a Tesla so I can sleep

[@ChaChaRealSm00th]

I'm going across the country tomorrow! Your timing is impeccable as always

[@gerjurt7994]

Thanks for being an A+ trip sitter, my friend

[@HolyPoseida]

Hey ER, fantastic work as always, such amazing content. I don’t always comment which means my enjoyment of your work might not be counted, but I watch so many of your videos that KZbin always recommends them to me. I hope you continue making these videos as long as it keeps you feeling fulfilled to do so! I’ll be here watching for as long as I can.

[@EphemeralRift]

Correct. If you don't comment, you don't matter. lol

[@RealCosmicDarkrai]

​@@EphemeralRiftWent from splentastic to bold with that one, I like it,

[@orionsbelt04]

I love his adventure time shirt, I miss that show lmao.

[@madi_ss]

I wonder if perhaps we might be learning more about the Arkham Catacombs soon. I’m not quite sure.

[@jozefgoralski1180]

Oh my god; the non-anticipatory „Good now”, the immediately delivered „Splentastic”, you just know that’s gonna be a good one!!! 0:24

[@mordekaiser328]

he said it in the uncanny order, okay and alright. not alright and okay. this has been bringing me deep unrest

[@Bajamamut]

Good timing! I have to prepare myself for the journey into Sea of Thieves - The Legend of Monkey Island 😁

[@SewingMink160]

It was a good tall tale, I kinda hope we get a violin now since that guard was playing a variety of songs on it.

[@RelaxIntoOblivion]

Who's to say that we aren't all living within a Fanny Pack of Infinite Holding already? Perhaps we hopped inside long, long ago and forgot about our main quest altogether, entirely, totally, and completely.

[@jadetheslime3140]

given my terrible memory, that would make sense.

[@ForgetLily]

I'm getting ready to go on a dream quest, because i'm f-ing exhausted man.

[@joeycubed5888]

This particular 'coarse' or 'gritty' style of soft-spoken asmr gives me a level of tingles i only rarely get to. Love the style, dont know where to look for more.

[@RowanMackenzie]

"But Inkling on the other hand...I don't know where they went." I think they might have been auditioning for Splatoon 3

[@jsihavealotofplaylists]

Inklings are pretty common where I'm from. But sneaky suspicion seems like a slur for Octoling.

[@1withthelion]

Yes, I wasn't the only one who thought of Splatoon

[@daoku1183]

Thank you for another great video Rift! i always love falling asleep to your videos and then waking up to them still playing as well! I have an idea for you that you might like maybe 👀 Take the idea of "You are Ephemeral Rift" and apply it to the different characters like Corvus, Margaret, Dave, Etc, the ones that use masks of some kind and the camera is through the eye holes of said masks, it might be complicated but i feel it would be a good idea

[@Luna-tz6yl]

Actually about to move halfway across the world for awhile, so good timing

[@itsyaboinachan8736]

Watched this before my DMT trip, very good!

[@Jas_Tas]

Literally packing for my camping trip right now, great timing!!

[@Egguwugy]

i fell asleep to this last night and woke up feeling refreshed after my quest. thank you so much ER.

[@Jesus-wi1tt]

The inkling is the intrusive thoughts winning

[@KingZolem]

Do I have an inkling? Woomy.

[@dmonicplays8374]

I want to see an ASMR video where ER is a dnd wizard, and its his turn in combat - and he just spends 30 minutes to an hour flipping through his spellbook reading off spells until he eventually casts fireball at the end of the video. I beg of you, Uncle E! Please make this!

[@piskelo10]

When he said 'Ephemeral Rift' it felt like when in a movie a character says the title of the movie really dramatically

[@Necosan14]

I love your videos and I’ve been watching your videos for 7 years now and I’m 13. Ps I love your content 💖 love from Scotland🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@kasuki800]

I'd really like to see a series where the viewer descends into the Arkham Sanitarium catacombs and meets different NPCs and Man Clones as they go.

[@xegames6491]

The way he laughs at 50:00 makes me think that the golden elixir is actually just pee...

[@u.v.s.5583]

Man, Tiamat will get wind of you distributing such powerful artefacts. She will have all chromatic dragonkind on you. And they will win because you've given away the potato!

[@EphemeralRift]

😮

[@ThatOneGuy-pb7di]

C'mon, grab your friends for this one y'all

[@solidskullz5736]

Thank you rift for helping me prepare for my journey to Ohio to defeat the dark lord of the cornfield

[@memesrequired4297]

Have you beaten the miniboss in nebraska?

[@Jesus-wi1tt]

The cornfield has already won

[@memesrequired4297]

@@Jesus-wi1tt Should've beat the miniboss, drops good loot

[@SewingMink160]

Don't forget about the giant rolling buckeye dropped by the mutant cardinal.

[@tokatokatoka]

average youtube comment

[@dougweismann991]

Now that we have at least this one notable verbatim reference: Uncle E, you would make a GREAT Gordon Freeman.

[@owenhawkes5514]

the soft spoken rift voice has been my favorite for 10 years

[@Al_L.]

I might not be doing splentastic, but your asmr is the moment where I feel somehow safe🙂

[@Flameclaw123]

"These are magical gummy bears" say no more, I'm pretty sure I'm familiar with them

[@grymstix]

1:11:24 i was almost asleep until i heard this and couldn't stop laughing

[@lefty8925]

Thank you for everything you do Rift. You are amazing and always consistent.

[@hotpockets2637]

I’ll make sure to make good use out of this magic stick. Thank you Uncle E.

[@Revolupine]

This coming out right on the heels of Goodnight Moon’s Park Ranger ASMR is fitting and serendipitous!

[@ComradeDucky7]

When i traveled my adventure I saw a glistening jellyfish that wasn't a jellyfish then i met a plague doctor his name was corvus I can remember vaguely I am now being held captive in an examination room at the merciless will of someone called the professor.

[@millamagia3434]

Someone bring this dude a file in a 🍰

[@ComradeDucky7]

​@@millamagia3434?

[@1GokuMon1]

Hey rift love the vids and started watching ASMR again. Thanks for the tingles

[@ryan_yasin]

Even after all this preparation, ik ill most likely meet my demise at the first sight of danger 😂

[@willvale8625]

Really loved the Golden Elixir section, great work!

[@theguy5855]

probably pee. you drank pee.

[@king_of_ombra1382]

How could I complete my epic saga and crusade without explosive gummy bears?

[@crinklyonion1410]

Imagine if the Magic Stick of Shaking actually multiplied the object you were shaking the stick at until you could shake a stick at them all anymore.

[@toilet_boy]

i have rewatched this video several times just to savor the fact that paul has an adventure time shirt ♥️ makes my soul happy

[@SooperKaleBoo]

Thank god he covered all the bases

[@ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887]

“Magical gummy bears” oh I’ve had those before 🥴

[@brandonbryant7854]

I got one for ya "splentastically terrific"

[@Slinkycomet39]

I now feel an odd sense of attraction to the catacombs beneath arkham sanitarium.

[@nathankellogg2640]

I love my Inkling. I'm a huge Splatoon fan though I take more care of my Octoling. Inkling can't have across unfortunately.

[@Rugrat353]

How fun, this is perfect. I'm prepping to drive 6-8 hours tomorrow (traffic depending)

[@Isaiaharmsrong]

Dude I love the adventure time shirt

[@somerandomdude6962]

Everywhere I go I see it. Hear it. I can't escape it. Woomy.

[@Lootron]

I never thought I'd see him in an Adventure Time shirt but here we are!

[@weebldy7651]

Dude just casually mentioned the locations for all my very favorite games and my brain hit a reference orgasm.

[@comicalsquid1496]

Please make more of these kinds 😊 so relaxing and worth watching over and over and over and over. Thanks for the awesome content!

[@kalebfromthe704]

For the first time i got up in the middle of your video and finished it. I just love creativity.

[@nathangardner3824]

The way you talk so slow and softly tickles my sleepy bone just right love your vids

[@CheSocBalls420]

Omg I *love* your hair *and* your facial hair, looks amazing dud, keep up the good work!

[@codeyds6769]

In the midst of everything happening in the world right now (war, riots, etc), every time i get the notification that ER posted a new video, i uncontrollably get a smile on my face ❤ thank you for what you do

[@caulkinspector]

i just want another video with the brain it’s my favorite prop

[@HalfDeadHD]

This man’s creativity is more godly then what ever god we have

[@matthewelliott7981]

I’ve rewatched this a bunch of times but have just noticed the adventure time shirt! That’s one of the reasons I rewatch and look at the comments

[@aidanstockwell1326]

He mentions Ooo while pulling on his shit when talking about destinations about 25 minutes in. But I get it probably asleep or not watching just listening.

[@MightGy]

My camel back just came in today and I got done kitting my bike yesterday cool time for this video to come around.

[@audreyammann5174]

Apparently I watched this last night. I guess it knocked me out so fast I can’t even remember it.

[@seannall7718]

Lol, making me imagine of a scenario where youve summoned satan via the patient stone. Charcoal tapping lord lol

[@NerdJourneys]

Ive been waiting for a catacombs video for a long time, and this isn't what i expected, but even better than i couldve hoped for, especially as a fan of DnD and the videos where you show off items!

[@ayylmao4353]

When I saw the word "trip" I thought that potion bottle was something else.

[@Genesis8629]

Yes

[@lord_lactose]

HE SAID THE THING!!!

[@94til_infinity]

Favorite KZbin personality. Thanks Paul, I’m feeling terRIFTtic!

[@aaronp7436]

Really starting to think we're never going to see anyone from the sanitarium again Its been 3 months

[@SusieLegionDBD]

I sure hope this would be a Bizarre Adventure!

[@RickyRacksOfficial]

Thank you for being amazing! And if your reading this have an amazing day ❤

[@JohnySlama]

Great video as always, although you did forget to mention Drangleic when you described the soap stones ;) I know people like to forget DS2 exists, but I think it doesn't get enough love 😄 Praise the Sun!

[@anyahati]

Hmm, the notion that carboard boxes are sentient beings within the Riftverse has...dubious implications where Captain Carder is concerned

[@skoooblebkoooble4513]

Found this just as i was setting up for tonights dnd campaign

[@havoc4381]

I quite enjoy how much nonense is in this video

[@tristanpena-martinez7327]

I do have an inkling that go to splat tournaments and I have go to them some time to time

[@LucarioNinja92]

The moment the potato was brought up and Uncle E told us how strong the potato was all I could think was "very beautiful, very powerful."

[@Juicydumpster]

This was some splendiferous asmr

[@raimbow9918]

The pause on the med kit was great 🙏🙏🙏