Team Animals - Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu

Jokes about my first pet. Try to watch till the end.
To Join the EMAIL list: forms.gle/Doh86ffsNinDxNsZ8
Credits:
Video Team: Abhishek Bhutwani, Gaurav Anand, Chimay Samnani
Post Production : Karan Asnani(Myoho Films)
Color Grading: Karan Asnani
Edited by: Abhishek Upmanyu & Karan Asnani
Cat Videos Shot by: Vishakha Upmanyu & Me
Sound Recording and Mixing: Sreejith Menon
Music composed by: Achint Thakkar
Singer: Achint Thakkar
Song Written by: My cat - Mitch Hedberg a.k.a. Zinda
Soft Toy provided by: Urooj Ashfaq
Thanks to Madhvendra Singh, Sidharth Dudeja for helping me with some tags to this bit
Announced on stage by; Sumendra Singh

[@rushikeshkarande1314]

nothing but a matured Shinchan😁😂😂😂

[@shivambailwal3639]

@@utkarshapazare6942 bro mera channel subscribe kar do plz 😭😭

[@user-bq6jh2dc1h]

@@shivambailwal3639 चुप चुतड

[@bhavikmistry9153]

Sinchan and matured doesn't go in a same statement 😂😂

[@GURPREETSINGH-jf4lj]

Bigda hua shinchan

[@moira5675]

Grown up not matured😁

[@toxicninja458]

Abhishek recording his cat's surgery Doctor: recording kyun karna hai? Abhishek: kyun ki, yehi batein to baad mein yaad ayengi

[@abhishekhembrom8781]

Moment banana hai

[@studiousboy644]

Yar ek hi joke bar bar accha nahi lagta 3 sal k bacche thori hai.

[@devU_69]

@@studiousboy644 "3 SAAL K BACHHE THODI HAIN"

[@HarshitSingh-hh3vu]

😂😂

[@sourabhravi490]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DiraChatterjee]

"Dog is like a relationship and cat is like a roommate". That was epic 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@pankajjhariya7068]

Nyc

[@YashKumar-bs6pd]

2024 anyone is here 😂😂

[@lovepreetsinghghumman7911]

😂

[@ankita12680]

😂😂😂in March 😂

[@kanishksharma4562]

Sup bro we are here

[@supriyabhandare6961]

In march too

[@siprasmitapattanaik2259]

In April 😂

[@krishnarao4290]

When the world needed him the most, he returned.

[@anuragvishwakarma9092]

Silently he is our hero

[@tanvinaik1305]

Finallyyyy !!!!

[@sk-qj7pp]

Expected comment 🙄

[@sauravshukla746]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6LciYeod96Lo7s .

[@trevor9052]

Abhyas kasa challay ?

[@sangeetasihag7186]

Everyone's gangsta until Mr Upmanyu shows up with 2 watches

[@msb4254]

birju bhai pro max

[@prxshuk5976]

😂😂😂

[@HistoryandWisdomOfficial]

Check my channel for pubg short videos

[@dhaneshnarwade6374]

It saves time😌✌️

[@OreOmod]

That a pro gamer move

[@user-rv1ch2kp6b]

He is crazy man His writing skills and way of delivery is just on another level 🔥❤

[@Seleny22]

The way he's controlling his laugh and not giving any reaction by listening to the audience laugh is incredible 🫣

[@afrin8142]

He uploaded a 23 min long video to compensate his 12 months absence he knew how much public needed him back😂😂

[@yugeshwari3506]

Your True Fan ❤

[@sit73shekhargite55]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iH_Rm6yAgshliKc

[@chaudharyavi581]

@@yugeshwari3506 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqCYaqevr7-nftU

[@yuvrajsinghrana8383]

Right 😂

[@powerfulmind179]

@@yugeshwari3506 beautiful name❤️❤️kzbin.info/www/bejne/bau8gqtnj7aEabc

[@ShantanuKumar]

That one person who keeps saying “oh bhai” at the back 😂😂😂😂.

[@amanamola4179]

Bhai love your videos

[@amanmurarka8666]

Shi baat h exactly 😂🙏🏻

[@sit73shekhargite55]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iH_Rm6yAgshliKc

[@user-up6xp7hh3g]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZPGoXiYp5t4eaM kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZPGoXiYp5t4eaM

[@ilahibakhsh9930]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJ3On4yIgbior6s

[@sapnagupta3121]

Literally watching it 3rd time in a 6 month of interval...😂

[@IamBhakt-fu3ym]

Me too

[@suchi1053]

Same 😅

[@anotheruser69]

Same

[@letsplayback9469]

This man was the one of the best comedy boy 😅

[@echwamidaooktung4810]

Even now, he's still one of the best 😄

[@rudraneelpore4868]

Other girls- be rough with me Upmanyu's girl- do rough on me

[@kenanime5839]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chandnitaneja6587]

Khan sir ne aaj bata dia china ki population ka🤣🤣😂🔥🔥🔥 raajkzbin.info/www/bejne/harVaH2to7SoiaM

[@vinayakk2745]

Lmao

[@gurugobindguchhait3864]

😂😂👍

[@harshupadhyay02]

Bete..😂

[@ManishaGupta-mm8ui]

People talking about how he is wearing 2 watches, while true fans know he is wearing a third one on his leg 😂😂

[@shashankyadav750]

Mai vhi dekhne aaya tha ki , dikh rahi ki nahi

[@sahilarora2058]

Ha Taki voh waqt ke sath chal paye

[@priyankakashyap6087]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6DLlplnn618pJY

[@ultimatum6786]

But it was not in the act 🙄

[@KhaasLog2023]

You mean the middle leg!

[@laraibabhat7780]

"MAI PATNI BANA THA" wale punch pe, I was drinking water, and almost chocked laughing. God saved me. 😃

[@hakaishinsensei6207]

Everytime i feel bad i search standup comedy and your videos appear on the top. ❤love your performance

[@sanchitnarangvines]

Cant believe. He finally uploaded 😭❤️

[@SaumyaDhingra26]

😁

[@SaumyaDhingra26]

Yaaayy 1st 😁

[@amithkumar3071]

✌️

[@Shivraj_mn]

Me - It's just a cough. Parents - It's just a cough. Doctor - It's just a cough Google - Khatam Tata bye bye gya... .

[@SaumyaDhingra26]

@@Shivraj_mn 🙄

[@tasmiyaansari7062]

This guy has some serious issues with his dad😂😂 Dog - "yrr iski apne baap bani nahi "😂😂

[@urmumhuge5556]

Baap se bani*

[@tasmiyaansari7062]

@@urmumhuge5556 yh😅

[@tasmiyaansari7062]

@Uday Yadav 😂

[@ilahibakhsh9930]

@@urmumhuge5556 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJ3On4yIgbior6s

[@p.prasannakumar1447]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJzPfZ6Pn6h3bJo 😊🙏

[@krishnadebnath3901]

April mein kon kon dekh raha hai idhar aajao😁

[@suhailnabi4663]

Me

[@kajalkhobragade1679]

His expressions and his cuteness ❤

[@anirudhdwivedi6673]

He's the only comedian I feel who isn't corrupting his material with society's bullshit. He's pure gold, making us laugh by pure story telling and observation. I'm a fan.

[@poonammann1158]

Anubhav singh bassi also❤️

[@BharatSphere]

@@poonammann1158 both are gem 💎

[@multipaps9180]

@@BharatSphere Yes!

[@multipaps9180]

@@BharatSphere And Kanan also❤️

[@vikhyatsharma8945]

akash gupta also

[@Dazai_Osamu_4113]

He still wears two watches..🤣So adorable..❣

[@Raj-yo1tr]

Three*

[@user-ob9zg2ic4e]

why??

[@Dazai_Osamu_4113]

@@user-ob9zg2ic4e Ek papa ne gift ki aur ek gf ne konsi pehenu unhe samaj nhi aa raha tha isilia dono pehen li..Phit time kisne me dekhu ye confusion ho gaya aur dono me dekhu to pehele kisme dekhu, phir unhone kaha chodo yrr main apni vali main hi dekh leta hu..To third watch khudki hai jo pair me pehen te hai..🤣🤣❣

[@user-ob9zg2ic4e]

@@Dazai_Osamu_4113 xddd xdd

[@officialVimalKumar]

I thought only I observed.🤣.🤣

[@kdjoshi726]

Yeah this one is def my favorite one from hus videos. I lost count of how many times I rewatched this lol

[@ezylnn]

The one and only stand up comedian who make me feel amazing..........🍁🍁✨✨

[@rupaanshi]

I like how he spreads awareness about things through his comedy. Indeed a very compassionate and intelligent person.

[@SJ-21]

We all are aware of everything in this world.. we just don't want to realize anything ...

[@immorethanthischoudhary9019]

@@SJ-21 not everyone is aware but those unaware people are not on internet for sure.

[@sevengers4u]

awareness do you think it is a good act to pet an animal and control their birthrate for the sake of humanly pleasure of petting an animal. shame on all who think it is a good act, it is so cruel and brutal thinking of humans.

[@rupaanshi]

@@sevengers4u it's not about what we want but rather a safety measure for our pets. Even we humans control our own birthrate by taking contraceptive pills. Please Google the benefits of sterilizing a cat or a dog. You will realise how important it is for their health and longevity. Plus, how it reduces suffering in stray animals. There are a lot sterilization programs run by government itself. A lot of animal lovers and rescuers are dedicated to this noble cause. I understand where you're coming from but I think you're not aware of these things, so please go and read for yourself.

[@sevengers4u]

@@rupaanshi I understand where you're coming from but I think you're not aware of these things, so please go and read for yourself... your profound sources please??? so I can read and increase my knowledge.

[@JatinSingh-dn1lc]

One more legendary cat added to history 😹😹😹 1) schrodinger 's cat 2) Upmanyu 's cat 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@kailo67]

samay raina's cat gambit but anyway usko janta hi kaun hai🤷🏻‍♂️

[@swatikhan1149]

Thankyou abhishek for all these videos watched 500 times may be… sb yaad ho gai jokes mjy laikn after every exam of my final yr mbbs i watch u to release stress❤ i love u so much thankyou for cutness❤

[@sweetydhawan6790]

Abhishek, you are a master piece!! my eyes are sore from laughter throughout the show

[@Mangesh2299]

"Life hai kya kar sakte hai, i think natraj ka sharpner best hai" owsm line😂😂😂

[@hunter8960]

Hello mia .....

[@pragyaraj3925]

@@hunter8960 hello molester🙏

[@GJ2boys4732]

🤣🤣👍

[@nimeshpanchal3189]

@@pragyaraj3925 😂

[@anshulsharma6247]

Hi fake faminist 😅

[@nidaakhtar7787]

The most intellectual comedian of the century. All real comedy

[@BilalNoor-df4dq]

Literally, watch whole Amazing! If stand-up comedy is an art then Abishekh is a Picasso of stand-up comedy 💯👍

[@ManozKC1]

I usually don’t comment but “Yehi baatein to baad me yaad ayegi” 😂🤣😂🤣

[@darklight898]

Haha

[@priyankakashyap6087]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6DLlplnn618pJY

[@blessonpradhan927]

haye wo icu ka ward

[@gamingluvv]

Is Baat Ki Koi Sense Hain, Hamein Badi Lagi Thi 😂😂

[@nainasharma800]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqjOXmpjl7OYj5Y

[@minniji540]

When you realise there was a strong message behind the jokes... Pets are not our commodity, they are living beings, with all their needs.

[@aagamsancheti1375]

So eating meat is humane?

[@jabursayyed4586]

@@aagamsancheti1375 makes sense . Tell that to the lion too .

[@aagamsancheti1375]

@@jabursayyed4586 he does not understand humane feeling but we can, god gave us this capability to love every living being

[@jabursayyed4586]

@@aagamsancheti1375 Ofc we understand humane behaviour , we r not eating pets bro . We aint chinese 😂😂🤣🤣

[@subratr5807]

Abhi Nostalgia main kyun jee raha hai?

[@mr.krishnabehera4639]

2024 me kun dekhe Raha hi😅

[@jeniferjenny9545]

Mai 😂 ...

[@VikashVerma-kn7vi]

Outstanding performance....mind blowing 😂😂

[@VG._.]

ABHISHEK UPMANYU : uploads. *MEME ECONOMY IS BOOMING*

[@sauravshukla746]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6LciYeod96Lo7s ...

[@sid.469]

No comments 😳 hmm

[@srrs007]

Lol😂

[@ilahibakhsh9930]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJ3On4yIgbior6s

[@AjaySingh-tv2mq]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIq9ZXh-brqUlc0

[@VikashKumar-nb3nd]

Welcome to the hundreds of memes for the next two years (at least)..

[@AmitKumar-no7op]

Bhai ..u r king of comedy...aapki soch ke aage sab bache hai...U r the final destination if someone wants to make people laugh...I wish you live long enough to see all the tortoise dying in front of you for several generations and sirf kachue hi rah jayen dharti pe aapke saath..

[@shrrutii1]

Best standup comedian. 😊 I wish to see it live

[@BrajMohanME]

Engineers are turning into comedians and they nailed this field as well like they do in college,...🤣🤣

[@eSportsActions]

LoL

[@mehulnaredy3471]

Bro job mil Jaye tab Khush Hona , baki engineer ke success se Kush na ho ! 😂

[@a1t168]

@@mehulnaredy3471 tere jese chew tee ye logo ko ye nahi pata ki engineering ki sabse highest % employment hai

[@chinmayhazare]

Tum logo ne college aur ladkiya chod ke sab nail kiya hai

[@dibakarde3691]

Engineers are now overrated. Beat it.

[@1-aansh119]

His cat after watching this -- *OOOO BENCHO TO TU HI THA WO........* 😂😂

[@hrithikjain1806]

As a cat owner I understand capturing those beautiful moments of my cat and showcasing it to others. Btw his cat climbing to where the suitcases were... Is just so epic!

[@sauravshukla746]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6LciYeod96Lo7s ...

[@sunilverma-lg1yc]

😂

[@geet_lol]

Laughed my heart out. Thanks a ton Abhishek. Wish u all the more success.

[@siddureddy5337]

One of the best standup comedian ❤

[@samrakhalid491]

He is wearing watch in both hands. He seems more punctual than others. Ps: he mentioned his little sister. Wasn't he the only kid (ref: name and pigeons video).

[@CALLTOCORE]

Yes absolutely bro

[@atifarahman3325]

Please type Miss Kainaat on search panel and show some love to that 11 years old kid. She doing really great job and not getting likes or views. It would be disheartening for a kid. So please show some support. Thanks😃

[@Deepsingh-vj9on]

@@kiwi2x492 if you are that good you don’t need to beg . Keep doing what you doing and eventually you will be acknowledged

[@ekanshdwivedi350]

LHS = RHS

[@chetan007ize]

One is fit band and another one is "jisme time dikhta hai "

[@Silicon12340]

Actually his acting skills are godly

[@anjalimathur7554]

God🙄🙄

[@yashgaur6115]

meme for u kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3PUnnylnNylps0

[@salmannmalik]

Ok DiCaprio

[@youtubeonly4098]

Whats that dp ?

[@a.agastya]

@@anjalimathur7554 he means the hand movements

[@navdeep2057]

The only comedian that makes me laugh everytime. What a genius bro💎

[@sameerarya4416]

Wow nice very funny good videos I like this has has kar mera pet main Dard hone lagaa u r great artist and your great personality I wish you famous in all world...

[@Turf_MH20]

This is how adult Shinchan would look like

[@murilooliveira5532]

. kzbin.info/www/bejne/foDHaKGuftqIaqs

[@bindassmunia5637]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4PUaYitfcutrdk 🙂🙂🙂

[@jakejones6481]

Lol. Exactly what I thought.

[@beingakky7836]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXnGdIt6qpqUrK8

[@yankityo5737]

😶

[@abidshahriar7346]

Two of the funniest things about him are his voice and his expressions.

[@priyankachaudhary535]

and not his content lol?😂

[@venomh4655]

badi insult kar ki

[@amangambhir6162]

Proper dilli troll

[@parthsinghrajput2475]

No his dialogue delivery is best

[@cosmicconnections1130]

Gaurav gupta akash gupta and abhishek upmanyu all are awesome 👌 hilarious 😂 they are best stand up comedian

[@koosaimi]

watching this in 2023 and still it is the best stand up comedy I have ever seen

[@charurana5083]

The way he has blended his comedy skills with social taboos is just wow.😂❤️

[@elijahmikaelson8027]

That's what good comedians do🔥

[@raghavshukla5255]

Taboos mtlb?

[@elijahmikaelson8027]

@@raghavshukla5255 Google kr le

[@dr.strange2363]

@@raghavshukla5255 means the things r not conventional or not a part of our ritual... Hindi - Amanya chizen , Jo possible nhin ho sktin..... 🙏

[@justin1666]

@@raghavshukla5255🌃😂😂😊😂😔💞💞😔😔😂😔😂💞💞💞💞😂😔😔😂💞😔😔😔😔💞💏💏😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊☺️😊☺️😂💏😊😂☺️😊😊😊😊😊😊 xx,

[@udaybhadoriya8397]

Abhishek uploads a video : Everyone : '' Memes hi memes honge''

[@aabid3375]

😂

[@balaji-kl5en]

Nn

[@balaji-kl5en]

Hh

[@udaybhadoriya8397]

@@balaji-kl5en Aye tutul putul kya?

[@ilahibakhsh9930]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJ3On4yIgbior6s.nr 0

[@191_gunjansingh8]

Amazing song and I love it this video keep it up brother👌😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@sam-515]

19.15। 'Ab to artist ho gya hai ladka, gaane likhta hai poetry likhta hai ' was hilarious and amazing 😂

[@leviuchiha2390]

Doctor: video maat banao Abhishek: yehi batein to baad main yaad ayengi 😂

[@ahanakashyap6633]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIPQpGN7gK2Ga6M

[@idontlikek-pop4469]

Doctor: video maat banao Abhishake:yehi baatein to baad mein yaad ayengi Abhishek's dad:beta daant mein keede padja....

[@vikram6577]

*Abhishek Upamanyu after each video "Bye Guys, See you next year."

[@isubhistatus]

kzbin.info/door/BCwUrqMPsWB-9m3K2-MwBA

[@priyanshuchakraborty105]

😂😂😂😂

[@neerajmishra102]

The content he gives wo raaton raat nahi likha jaa skta , he knows very well where he has to take pause, face gesture on every line It takes time

[@akshatk3570]

@@priyanshuchakraborty105 Bhai #Sarcasticak 👈 Bhai Plzz yaar Support karde bahut mehant karta hun Plzz Bhai

[@akshatk3570]

@@neerajmishra102 Bhai #Sarcasticak 👈 Bhai Plzz yaar Support karde bahut mehant karta hun Plzz Bhai

[@binanosheen5941]

The best comedian I have ever watched.... appreciation from Pakistan Anubav is second best

[@ankitsinhmar3123]

Watching it for more than 15 times😅😅

[@upamadasgupta]

The way he ridiculed every superstition around cats and also sent two parallel strong messages around 1. Pet care and 2. Ridiculous taboo around sex are simply put- BRILLIANT! One of my favourites and will forever be so!

[@ecoideazventures6417]

No, there is a technicality in that cat superstition - our own billi cannot katofy our rasta, it has to be a stranger billi on the road :)

[@eeew2691]

Bs bhai ... 14 and it's deep nhi h itna. Zyaada hi pet care h to dog and cat se aage bdho

[@AIB101]

@@eeew2691 Kya dinosaur le aayen ghr pr??

[@ahmedsheikh4318]

Your name is Upama?

[@comedy-wb2qw]

Upma and dasgupta these both don't go together

[@nevermind6358]

no one ... abhishek -" le joke" that one person in audience- "OH BHAI , OH BHAI "🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stormtarun8221]

Ek dum sahi bola bhai

[@PankajKumar-fw7gu]

was looking for comments related to that person in comment section

[@user-se5hs3ch8o]

Fake log hai 😒

[@sourabhnamdeo9580]

Very irritating... Aisa logo ka bhi katwa dena cahiye...

[@ap9390]

@@sourabhnamdeo9580 che mahine se pehle😂😂

[@lorikasahu1463]

i laughed my lungs out!!!! your cat is really a cute soul!!!

[@ashishpal1592]

No 1 stand up comedian ❤ And fav stand up comedian ❤

[@i-trigo8815]

He came back when the world needed him the most

[@Akshay_138]

That's what superhero do ❤️😀😀

[@artifice_abhi]

@@Akshay_138 he is no less than a superhero lol

[@ShiVi.043]

Abhishek was over excited that he said "saas bahu or damad"🤣🤣🤣🤣 instead of saas bahu or beta😆😆😆

[@ujwaldubey2046]

In fact I just realized this and most of us avoided in the punches🤣, great observation

[@AquADxOMusic]

Ladki.ka.chakkar babu bhaiya

[@ankursmooth]

Maa beta bahu?

[@abhishekkumarsingh6217]

abbey bhai uska sindur lgana pasand tha to beti vo khud h parul is damad and aunty ki pitai ki is constant

[@swapnil23]

You can't caught punch 😂 ..

[@Abu_Haydar]

It makes the day for that man in audience 😗😗

[@shahriarferdous]

Abhishek bro came out of his house in lockdown, wonderful ❤

[@satvikmanocha7311]

Lesson i learned today - never drink water while watching his videos

[@rohitpatil4756]

Bro I swear I just drank one sip of water in-between Suddenly he cracked a hilarious joke that water came out from my nose

[@AmanSingh-ix3bh]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGrLm3aXl5KBhac

[@prachi4110]

Most hilarious moment is when water comes out of nose 👃💦

[@user-so7zp6xf3e]

Very goodLove you sir best O nice #Sandy018😍😍😍😍

[@03amitupadhyay42]

rip phone/monitor

[@pratikdash793]

13:48 Abhishek:- **Natraj ka sharpner best hai** Apsara:- **triggered**

[@mrrobot-jq2ky]

Bhai dono ek hi company ke hai....

[@sakshamarora9983]

Copy

[@pratikdash793]

@@sakshamarora9983 bhai may be kisine likha hoga but i have not copied. Believe, i never copy a comment.

[@pratikdash793]

@@mrrobot-jq2ky bhai sachme last 17 yrs(as i am 17 yrs old) se mein use kar raha hoon but aaj pata chala, Thanks brother 🙏🏻. Yes they are under "Hindustan pencils company"

[@sakshamarora9983]

@@pratikdash793 ok bhai aap serious kyu ho rahe ho fine 👍🏼👍🏼

[@explosity110]

This is zohaib siddiqui from pakistan karachi , kuch din se kafi disturb tha in fact depression me stuck ho chuka tha, but when I have watched this video... uff feeling free and have smiley face now, Love You Abhishek 🥰🤗😎

[@Mans-mg1qw]

Best video Roj ratko sunta hu Achi neend aati h

[@dhirj8475]

5:42 when you realise that he is shinchan's adult version 🤣

[@shilpasen596]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIiafImphb6NkNk

[@sunkey9992]

Shinchan bhi adult ke liye he hai It's for 40+ in JAPAN

[@vineetkumar7983]

@@sunkey9992 are you serious ????? Is for 40+ not 18+ or pg14 ?????????????

[@arkpopnews]

​@@vineetkumar798316+ ke liye hai ye jyada bol gata

[@swadeshbharadwaj5217]

What a funny way he told about men's showing off about their sex life is a ridiculous thing....Hats off🔥🙏🏻

[@chaitanyagupta6668]

an achievement's an achievement.

[@pragyaraj3925]

@@chaitanyagupta6668 lame is lame

[@chaitanyagupta6668]

@@pragyaraj3925 wouldn't you feel proud if you worked hard for something and got it? Same thing. With how dating is at its current stage with league systems, it is perfectly normal for such things to happen.

[@random_person_on_internet]

@THE ZOLDICS what's with this virgin thing? Like does it give more pleasure if you do it with virgins?

[@chaitanyagupta6668]

@єквяιттуσ not that exaggerated bs. But you must be aware women are more conscious and calculative of who they take into bed than men. So for a man to sleep with a lot of women, it takes effort. It takes a charming personality, good looks, more money, status and lots of approaching(becoz women don't approach) while dealing with failures and still finding courage to approach again. Alll this requires humongous effort, something women are incapable of in dating. You could have almost the same body count as a player, whether you are pretty or average, all you have to do is ask. You're bound to find simps but it's not true for men.

[@atifaali5075]

Had a bad day but I smiled because of this video Thank you 🤍

[@avyLigh8]

Bro lived in future : Animal💀

[@binoypattharwala]

I have never been more impressed by the wholesomeness of a stand-up: funny, witty, affectionate, dark and real. So happy I saw this

[@sit73shekhargite55]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iH_Rm6yAgshliKc

[@ananyabhatti4240]

Abhishek sir, PETA wants to know your location😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JiveshGarg]

Vo log bhi kuch ni kr skte😂😂 Coz kaat te bhi vahi log hai animals ke🤣🤣🤣

[@kiran3782]

@@JiveshGarg Sahi khel gya abhishek😂😂

[@ashmitbajpai390]

Sab krate h apne pets ke gawaar.

[@tmjvenu]

“Nangi pith pe samosa khana and the correct way to lift billa” - trophy 🏆

[@ishitakumari7253]

doctor: mat dekho, aur ye video mat bnao abhishek: yahi baate to baad me yaad aayengi

[@ashishpanwar3843]

Love you bhaiyya,mere paas word nhi h .............ek dum sukoooon milte h aapki videos dekh k❤😊

[@workoutfreak5299]

Thank you for making me laugh after a long time😭🤧❤

[@joydeeprana8608]

"Tharak chadh gayi thi" has a separate fanbase😂

[@alysh4896]

"Ji aapka beta kaise mar gaya?" "Woh tharak chad gayi thi"

[@narendarmodi9869]

Mai keha 2 fudu aaye the khule m gaadi thook ke mar gye

[@sauravshukla746]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6LciYeod96Lo7s ...

[@JohnWick-ec4sf]

Everyone is laughing on his jokes.. Me : *trying to figure out why he's wearing two watches*

[@khurramzaman836]

Haha same here

[@alkaojha8972]

Ditto

[@khaleefax9553]

May be one doesn't work or it's out of batteries? After all he is a natural comedian.

[@yasminparbatani5565]

The other one is a fitbit I think?

[@ManpreetKaur-wu8ls]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hIixknd-jJpmj80

[@pranjalimane5191]

My favorite standup comedian ever......💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫

[@amritakumari459]

Love you Abhishek ❤❤ the way you make us laugh 😂😚😚

[@SwasTiK_1007]

Dogs : They feed me, take care of me. They must be God. Cats : They feed me, take care of me. I must be God.

[@trueTuhinKhan]

Soo true

[@aadyamishra312]

😂😂😂😂

[@rajnari6947]

That's a Christopher Hitchens Quote.

[@shriyaarora5287]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYuump6QhbdqfJo

[@shriyansarora8392]

Don't always stereotype this stuff. Cats and dogs both are very cute and adorable.

[@neutrino4822]

He doesn't have to try to be funny.. He is born funny... So damn hilarious and 210% original ones 😂💜

[@paras73164]

He have great humor

[@dr.doodle8974]

yes......very funny....so funny that he wore a watch in each hand...

[@sid.469]

@@paras73164 🤣 u have it yaa

[@xiaoshen194]

Yaar tum dogi? Bas ek?

[@ilahibakhsh9930]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJ3On4yIgbior6s

[@sivusemwal2695]

My favourite standup comedian ❤❤❤so cute & funny 😄😄🤣

[@rohitsrivastava9720]

Ultimate..... man we can see you continuous 2 hours... addiction your comedy is

[@Alumni327]

fact : Abhishek's cat writes good lyrics then Tony Kakkar LOL

[@ManojKumar-mp6go]

Lol

[@thejazz1729]

😂

[@entertainmentanalyst1559]

THAN*

[@indiangamer44]

kzbin.infoSoOan7rEZtA?feature=share

[@gnyoutube4776]

True ✔️

[@yashratwani280]

After schrodinger cat, upmanyu cat is going to be added in history books

[@avishkarpawar1442]

Now upmanyu will continue quantom mechanics.

[@inamdarsaquib9528]

@@avishkarpawar1442 sharirik durgandh mechanics.

[@nikhilguptacfa]

And yours in wren and Martin for grammar!

[@ChessShortsClips]

I think it was Heisenberg's cat na??🙄🙄

[@bhaumikchawda978]

@@nikhilguptacfa ohhh .... You just burnt him with this reply brother😂😂

[@JassRajputFilms]

😂20 SE DAJA BAAR IS VIDEO ko dekh chuka hu but abhi bhi apni hasi ni rok pata yaar😂

[@Ankitkumar_130]

I was just unable to control my laugh during whole video....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what an outstanding comedian are you bro

[@akshaykumart.r.3523]

"Tu naha k nahi aya." " Haa. mat chatna mujhe aaj" Bhaai Ko har video me naye meme janam dene hai😂😂😂😂

[@shivanshsingh8443]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@coolvicky49]

Only deserving video in trending list after so many months.... He is such a brilliant man....

[@pranspan]

this isn't like any other comedy you see on youtube. i found it very creative. hail upannu

[@user-sn9iy4cw5e]

I watch this video thousands of times past 2 years 😂❤

[@BaBa_YaG4]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that he is wearing watches in both hands. Kalai suni nahi rakhni 😂😂

[@debdeepkirtonia7246]

Ek smart toh dusra non smart

[@SusmitaKrmkr]

Akash's dialogue 😂

[@SurajSingh-yh4mg]

Akash Gupta in the house😂😂😂

[@SAHIL-dq8je]

Yes

[@madhubalasharma2625]

Choorha pehn liyo kal se hain 😂

[@Adil-vq7nb]

After uploading abhishek upmanyu video Bassi fans to bassi: kab khoon kholyga re tera 😅😁😂

[@aryansheikh6160]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rna7koKHoNKZpdE

[@sureshkhavadiya1123]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZqZgn6Fbs19l7M 🤤🤐😆🤯

[@dev4prakash]

Bahut sahi bro

[@ashutoshmadhwani2335]

Bassi kon h be

[@jaspreetsinghsandhu24]

@@ashutoshmadhwani2335 comedian just search Bassi

[@palashchatterjee4895]

Most underrated mastercraftsman