Team Animals - Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu

[@rushikeshkarande1314]

nothing but a matured Shinchan😁😂😂😂

[@shivambailwal3639]

@@utkarshapazare6942 bro mera channel subscribe kar do plz 😭😭

[@食-u6z]

@@shivambailwal3639 चुप चुतड

[@bhavikmistry9153]

Sinchan and matured doesn't go in a same statement 😂😂

[@GURPREETSINGH-jf4lj]

Bigda hua shinchan

[@moira5675]

Grown up not matured😁

[@anirudhdwivedi6673]

He's the only comedian I feel who isn't corrupting his material with society's bullshit. He's pure gold, making us laugh by pure story telling and observation. I'm a fan.

[@poonammann1158]

Anubhav singh bassi also❤️

[@BharatSphere]

@@poonammann1158 both are gem 💎

[@multipaps9180]

@@BharatSphere Yes!

[@multipaps9180]

@@BharatSphere And Kanan also❤️

[@vikhyatsharma8945]

akash gupta also

[@toxicninja458]

Abhishek recording his cat's surgery Doctor: recording kyun karna hai? Abhishek: kyun ki, yehi batein to baad mein yaad ayengi

[@abhishekhembrom8781]

Moment banana hai

[@studiousboy644]

Yar ek hi joke bar bar accha nahi lagta 3 sal k bacche thori hai.

[@devU_69]

@@studiousboy644 "3 SAAL K BACHHE THODI HAIN"

[@HarshitSingh-hh3vu]

😂😂

[@sourabhravi490]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DiraChatterjee]

"Dog is like a relationship and cat is like a roommate". That was epic 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@pankajjhariya7068]

Nyc

[@loveyourself-n6y]

তুমি সিঙ্গেল?

[@CafoundationLetachieveit]

​@@loveyourself-n6y ye lodo ki ejat jarur dubuy gaa

[@sanchitnarangvines]

Cant believe. He finally uploaded 😭❤️

[@SaumyaDhingra26]

😁

[@SaumyaDhingra26]

Yaaayy 1st 😁

[@amithkumar3071]

✌️

[@Shivraj_Mn]

Me - It's just a cough. Parents - It's just a cough. Doctor - It's just a cough Google - Khatam Tata bye bye gya... .

[@SaumyaDhingra26]

@@Shivraj_Mn 🙄

[@binoypattharwala]

I have never been more impressed by the wholesomeness of a stand-up: funny, witty, affectionate, dark and real. So happy I saw this

[@sit73shekhargite55]

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[@ShantanuKumar]

That one person who keeps saying “oh bhai” at the back 😂😂😂😂.

[@amanamola4179]

Bhai love your videos

[@amanmurarka8666]

Shi baat h exactly 😂🙏🏻

[@sit73shekhargite55]

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[@ilahibakhsh9930]

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[@SurendraSingh-v3w5y]

He is crazy man His writing skills and way of delivery is just on another level 🔥❤

[@rocksdv9994]

Brilliant presentation ❤🎉

[@Secretdiary-d9s]

Ye hi hy wo Karla jiski sabko talash thi

[@Secretdiary-d9s]

Yo are next level comedians after Zakir khan

[@coolvicky49]

Only deserving video in trending list after so many months.... He is such a brilliant man....

[@rupanshidhruv]

I like how he spreads awareness about things through his comedy. Indeed a very compassionate and intelligent person.

[@immorethanthischoudhary9019]

@S J not everyone is aware but those unaware people are not on internet for sure.

[@sevengers4u]

awareness do you think it is a good act to pet an animal and control their birthrate for the sake of humanly pleasure of petting an animal. shame on all who think it is a good act, it is so cruel and brutal thinking of humans.

[@rupanshidhruv]

@@sevengers4u it's not about what we want but rather a safety measure for our pets. Even we humans control our own birthrate by taking contraceptive pills. Please Google the benefits of sterilizing a cat or a dog. You will realise how important it is for their health and longevity. Plus, how it reduces suffering in stray animals. There are a lot sterilization programs run by government itself. A lot of animal lovers and rescuers are dedicated to this noble cause. I understand where you're coming from but I think you're not aware of these things, so please go and read for yourself.

[@sevengers4u]

@@rupanshidhruv I understand where you're coming from but I think you're not aware of these things, so please go and read for yourself... your profound sources please??? so I can read and increase my knowledge.

[@dearbangtan9668]

​@@sevengers4uit is very very important to control the birthrate of animals lol look it up.

[@leviuchiha2390]

Doctor: video maat banao Abhishek: yehi batein to baad main yaad ayengi 😂

[@ahanakashyap6633]

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[@idontlikek-pop4469]

Doctor: video maat banao Abhishake:yehi baatein to baad mein yaad ayengi Abhishek's dad:beta daant mein keede padja....

[@sam-515]

19.15। 'Ab to artist ho gya hai ladka, gaane likhta hai poetry likhta hai ' was hilarious and amazing 😂

[@krishnarao4290]

When the world needed him the most, he returned.

[@anuragvishwakarma9092]

Silently he is our hero

[@tanvinaik1305]

Finallyyyy !!!!

[@sk-qj7pp]

Expected comment 🙄

[@sauravshukla746]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6LciYeod96Lo7s .

[@trevor9052]

Abhyas kasa challay ?

[@ManozKC1]

I usually don’t comment but “Yehi baatein to baad me yaad ayegi” 😂🤣😂🤣

[@darklight898]

Haha

[@priyankakashyap6087]

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[@blessonpradhan927]

haye wo icu ka ward

[@gamingluvv]

Is Baat Ki Koi Sense Hain, Hamein Badi Lagi Thi 😂😂

[@nainasharma800]

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[@rudraneelpore4868]

Other girls- be rough with me Upmanyu's girl- do rough on me

[@kenanime5839]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chandnitaneja6587]

Khan sir ne aaj bata dia china ki population ka🤣🤣😂🔥🔥🔥 raajkzbin.info/www/bejne/harVaH2to7SoiaM

[@vinayakk2745]

Lmao

[@gurugobindguchhait3864]

😂😂👍

[@harshupadhyay02]

Bete..😂

[@Seleny22]

The way he's controlling his laugh and not giving any reaction by listening to the audience laugh is incredible 🫣

[@Endever10]

True that's why he is loved the most in stand up community

[@samrakhalid491]

He is wearing watch in both hands. He seems more punctual than others. Ps: he mentioned his little sister. Wasn't he the only kid (ref: name and pigeons video).

[@CALLTOCORE]

Yes absolutely bro

[@atifarahman3325]

Please type Miss Kainaat on search panel and show some love to that 11 years old kid. She doing really great job and not getting likes or views. It would be disheartening for a kid. So please show some support. Thanks😃

[@Deepsingh-vj9on]

@@kiwi2x492 if you are that good you don’t need to beg . Keep doing what you doing and eventually you will be acknowledged

[@ekanshdwivedi350]

LHS = RHS

[@chetan007ize]

One is fit band and another one is "jisme time dikhta hai "

[@sangeetasihag7186]

Everyone's gangsta until Mr Upmanyu shows up with 2 watches

[@msbharat017]

birju bhai pro max

[@prxshuk5976]

😂😂😂

[@HistoryandWisdomOfficial]

Check my channel for pubg short videos

[@dhaneshnarwade6374]

It saves time😌✌️

[@OreOmod]

That a pro gamer move

[@JatinSingh-dn1lc]

One more legendary cat added to history 😹😹😹 1) schrodinger 's cat 2) Upmanyu 's cat 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@kailo67]

samay raina's cat gambit but anyway usko janta hi kaun hai🤷🏻‍♂️

[@kunalff6512]

​@@kailo67kaun hai ye😊

[@letsplayback9469]

This man was the one of the best comedy boy 😅

[@echwamidaooktung4810]

Even now, he's still one of the best 😄

[@samarjitgarei7385]

The sentence "MAT CHAATNA MUJHE AAJ" immediately reminded me to see whether i have liked this video or not. FABULOUS dude. Lots of love from Odisha.

[@seedhemaut7220]

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[@samarjitgarei7385]

@@seedhemaut7220 awesome. It relaxed me after a hectic day. Beautiful

[@Mangesh2299]

"Life hai kya kar sakte hai, i think natraj ka sharpner best hai" owsm line😂😂😂

[@hunter8960]

Hello mia .....

[@pragyaraj3925]

@@hunter8960 hello molester🙏

[@GJ2boys4732]

🤣🤣👍

[@nimeshpanchal3189]

@@pragyaraj3925 😂

[@anshulsharma6247]

Hi fake faminist 😅

[@pratikdash793]

13:48 Abhishek:- **Natraj ka sharpner best hai** Apsara:- **triggered**

[@mrrobot-jq2ky]

Bhai dono ek hi company ke hai....

[@sakshamarora9983]

Copy

[@pratikdash793]

@@sakshamarora9983 bhai may be kisine likha hoga but i have not copied. Believe, i never copy a comment.

[@pratikdash793]

@@mrrobot-jq2ky bhai sachme last 17 yrs(as i am 17 yrs old) se mein use kar raha hoon but aaj pata chala, Thanks brother 🙏🏻. Yes they are under "Hindustan pencils company"

[@sakshamarora9983]

@@pratikdash793 ok bhai aap serious kyu ho rahe ho fine 👍🏼👍🏼

[@QualityFurniture-e3z]

Hor bhai pannu

[@AbhishekPannu]

Haa bhai😂

[@pareesojitra0803]

Kuch zarurat ho to batana pannu

[@nevermind6358]

no one ... abhishek -" le joke" that one person in audience- "OH BHAI , OH BHAI "🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stormtarun8221]

Ek dum sahi bola bhai

[@PankajKumar-fw7gu]

was looking for comments related to that person in comment section

[@user-se5hs3ch8o]

Fake log hai 😒

[@sourabhnamdeo9580]

Very irritating... Aisa logo ka bhi katwa dena cahiye...

[@ap9390]

@@sourabhnamdeo9580 che mahine se pehle😂😂

[@Ayooosuppp]

15:09 Did u also forgot the point😁😂

[@raghurajpratapsingh6738]

Yaah

[@Dazai_Osamu_4113]

He still wears two watches..🤣So adorable..❣

[@Raj-yo1tr]

Three*

[@Real_Gangsta-q8h]

why??

[@Dazai_Osamu_4113]

@@Real_Gangsta-q8h Ek papa ne gift ki aur ek gf ne konsi pehenu unhe samaj nhi aa raha tha isilia dono pehen li..Phit time kisne me dekhu ye confusion ho gaya aur dono me dekhu to pehele kisme dekhu, phir unhone kaha chodo yrr main apni vali main hi dekh leta hu..To third watch khudki hai jo pair me pehen te hai..🤣🤣❣

[@Real_Gangsta-q8h]

@@Dazai_Osamu_4113 xddd xdd

[@officialVimalKumar]

I thought only I observed.🤣.🤣

[@sweetydhawan6790]

Abhishek, you are a master piece!! my eyes are sore from laughter throughout the show

[@afrin8142]

He uploaded a 23 min long video to compensate his 12 months absence he knew how much public needed him back😂😂

[@yugeshwari3506]

Your True Fan ❤

[@sit73shekhargite55]

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[@yuvrajsinghrana8383]

Right 😂

[@powerfulmind179]

@@yugeshwari3506 beautiful name❤️❤️kzbin.info/www/bejne/bau8gqtnj7aEabc

[@ishitakumari7253]

doctor: mat dekho, aur ye video mat bnao abhishek: yahi baate to baad me yaad aayengi

[@VYtbe]

ABHISHEK UPMANYU : uploads. *MEME ECONOMY IS BOOMING*

[@sauravshukla746]

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[@sid.469]

No comments 😳 hmm

[@srrs007]

Lol😂

[@ilahibakhsh9930]

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[@AjaySingh-tv2mq]

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[@kajalkhobragade1679]

His expressions and his cuteness ❤

[@varshatripathiofficial]

Man i wanna see a full 2hours show of yours ..u r damnnnn hilarious🤣👌👌❤❤👌👌

[@chizuru1999]

@RaGe DadY pubg se to achha career hai bachhe. 😂😂

[@gauravmeena2155]

Lol

[@tkhan3147]

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[@raghavshukla5255]

Paise lagte h chutiye

[@Wordslinger_m]

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[@tasmiyaansari7062]

This guy has some serious issues with his dad😂😂 Dog - "yrr iski apne baap bani nahi "😂😂

[@urmumhuge5556]

Baap se bani*

[@tasmiyaansari7062]

@@urmumhuge5556 yh😅

[@tasmiyaansari7062]

@Uday Yadav 😂

[@ilahibakhsh9930]

@@urmumhuge5556 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJ3On4yIgbior6s

[@p.prasannakumar1447]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJzPfZ6Pn6h3bJo 😊🙏

[@udaybhadoriya8397]

Abhishek uploads a video : Everyone : '' Memes hi memes honge''

[@aabid3375]

😂

[@balaji-kl5en]

Nn

[@balaji-kl5en]

Hh

[@udaybhadoriya8397]

@@balaji-kl5en Aye tutul putul kya?

[@ilahibakhsh9930]

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[@binanosheen5941]

The best comedian I have ever watched.... appreciation from Pakistan Anubav is second best

[@sunilg4094]

"Muh dukh gaya cute ban ban ke". 😂😂😂😂😂This guy is pure talent.

[@Adil-vq7nb]

After uploading abhishek upmanyu video Bassi fans to bassi: kab khoon kholyga re tera 😅😁😂

[@aryansheikh6160]

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[@sureshkhavadiya1123]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZqZgn6Fbs19l7M 🤤🤐😆🤯

[@dev4prakash]

Bahut sahi bro

[@ashutoshmadhwani2335]

Bassi kon h be

[@jaspreetsinghsandhu24]

@@ashutoshmadhwani2335 comedian just search Bassi

[@dhirj8475]

5:42 when you realise that he is shinchan's adult version 🤣

[@shilpasen596]

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[@sunkey9992]

Shinchan bhi adult ke liye he hai It's for 40+ in JAPAN

[@vineetkumar7983]

@@sunkey9992 are you serious ????? Is for 40+ not 18+ or pg14 ?????????????

[@arunkapilgaming]

​@@vineetkumar798316+ ke liye hai ye jyada bol gata

[@HAKAI780]

Everytime i feel bad i search standup comedy and your videos appear on the top. ❤love your performance

[@sudhanshusain5072]

" Ye Billa ghar me hi rahega to Rasta kaat ta hi rahega ".....Epic yar 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Yahi baatein to baad me yaad ayegi 😆

[@krishnakanth1079]

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[@AjaySingh-tv2mq]

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[@Silicon12340]

Actually his acting skills are godly

[@anjalimathur7554]

God🙄🙄

[@yashgaur6115]

meme for u kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3PUnnylnNylps0

[@salmannmalik]

Ok DiCaprio

[@youtubeonly4098]

Whats that dp ?

[@a.agastya]

@@anjalimathur7554 he means the hand movements

[@jagdishkumawat9038]

9:14 indian men 🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣 he nailedit here dhoti kholdi patriarchal gadedo ki 😂😂😂

[@vivekdwivedi7929]

But that song made it so deep and emotional in the end. Like we have to think that how human rights rules over every creature of the world...

[@rishusingh7245]

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[@atifarahman3325]

Please type Miss Kainaat on search panel and show some love to that 11 years old kid. She doing really great job and not getting likes or views. It would be disheartening for a kid. So please show some support. Thanks😃

[@shashee_ghodke]

Ha bhai bahot senti tha...hasi hi chali gyi

[@shubhanwitabanerjee]

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[@tonystark5900]

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[@deepti731]

"Bahut bura din tha! Mummy ki maar aur pati ka dhoka ek saath mil gaya" 😂😂Ded!😂😂

[@sauravshukla746]

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[@arish2611]

Chup chutiya

[@1-aansh119]

His cat after watching this -- *OOOO BENCHO TO TU HI THA WO........* 😂😂

[@hrithikjain1806]

As a cat owner I understand capturing those beautiful moments of my cat and showcasing it to others. Btw his cat climbing to where the suitcases were... Is just so epic!

[@sauravshukla746]

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[@sunilverma-lg1yc]

😂

[@BilalNoor-n9w]

Literally, watch whole Amazing! If stand-up comedy is an art then Abishekh is a Picasso of stand-up comedy 💯👍

[@shraddhaj3928]

Main: Patidev bachaye aap! Patidev: Talak hogaya hamara, Talak hogaya! 😂

[@legendarybeast44]

23 minutes of Abhishek.... this night couldn't be any better!

[@rishusingh7245]

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[@charurana5083]

The way he has blended his comedy skills with social taboos is just wow.😂❤️

[@elijahmikaelson8027]

That's what good comedians do🔥

[@raghavshukla5255]

Taboos mtlb?

[@elijahmikaelson8027]

@@raghavshukla5255 Google kr le

[@InnerSoul412]

@@raghavshukla5255 means the things r not conventional or not a part of our ritual... Hindi - Amanya chizen , Jo possible nhin ho sktin..... 🙏

[@justin1666]

@@raghavshukla5255🌃😂😂😊😂😔💞💞😔😔😂😔😂💞💞💞💞😂😔😔😂💞😔😔😔😔💞💏💏😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊☺️😊☺️😂💏😊😂☺️😊😊😊😊😊😊 xx,

[@AmitKumar-no7op]

Bhai ..u r king of comedy...aapki soch ke aage sab bache hai...U r the final destination if someone wants to make people laugh...I wish you live long enough to see all the tortoise dying in front of you for several generations and sirf kachue hi rah jayen dharti pe aapke saath..

[@VikashKumar-nb3nd]

Welcome to the hundreds of memes for the next two years (at least)..

[@AndroidiOSGameplay4You]

This is the only comedian who never disappoints me. LOVE YOU ABHISHEK.😍😍😘😘😘😍😍

[@nishitjain265]

I think you forgot Akash gupta😄😉

[@AbhishekGupta-di6ol]

Thanks

[@here_shivam_gupta]

Bhai bhaii bhaiiii❤️❤️❤️

[@curlyhairmessingwithworld]

Abhishek umpanyu nd devish dexit purush nhi h Mahapurush h mahapurush

[@Aj-pz3tc]

Abhinav Singh bassi ko bhul gye lgta he😂😂

[@nandinimotivaras5425]

That part "Sindhur hata ke, Aahaan main vidhwa ho gai " was NEXT LEVEL HILARIOUS 😂🤣😂

[@avigail_shresta2458]

I agree 🤣

[@Blushme98]

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[@OriginalGautamAdani]

I love you

[@paramaujla2868]

@@avigail_shresta2458 mee too 😂

[@OriginalGautamAdani]

@Hermione Jean Granger phir bhi laage rehna chiye 😂

[@kavyaverma9221]

he's the most well researched stand-up artist our country has !!

[@abidshahriar7346]

Two of the funniest things about him are his voice and his expressions.

[@priyankachaudhary535]

and not his content lol?😂

[@venomh4655]

badi insult kar ki

[@amangambhir6162]

Proper dilli troll

[@parthsinghrajput2475]

No his dialogue delivery is best

[@tarushkaul2615]

Upmanyu is brilliant. Possibly the best in India. Not cringy, great writing and brilliant delivery.

[@sureshkhavadiya1123]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZqZgn6Fbs19l7M 😅😃😄😅

[@ManishaGupta-mm8ui]

People talking about how he is wearing 2 watches, while true fans know he is wearing a third one on his leg 😂😂

[@shashankyadav750]

Mai vhi dekhne aaya tha ki , dikh rahi ki nahi

[@sahilarora2058]

Ha Taki voh waqt ke sath chal paye

[@priyankakashyap6087]

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[@ultimatum6786]

But it was not in the act 🙄

[@KhaasLog2023]

You mean the middle leg!

[@WrestleAmolShorts]

Bencho last ko rula diya 😢😂😂

[@eishangupta9521]

Ladkiyan: "Tu nahake nahi aya?" "Haan mat chatna mujhe aaj" XD

[@shrutisr7856]

Ladkiya bhi kaha nahati h ?🤣

[@ananya1666]

@@shrutisr7856 🤣🤣lol

[@Randomgirl914]

😂🤣

[@amanisdreaming3914]

Meri Girl Classmate toh khud teen teen din tak nahi nahati.

[@satvikmanocha7311]

Lesson i learned today - never drink water while watching his videos

[@rohitpatil4756]

Bro I swear I just drank one sip of water in-between Suddenly he cracked a hilarious joke that water came out from my nose

[@AmanSingh-ix3bh]

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[@prachi4110]

Most hilarious moment is when water comes out of nose 👃💦

[@Sandy018-v2l]

Very goodLove you sir best O nice #Sandy018😍😍😍😍

[@03amitupadhyay42]

rip phone/monitor

[@nijgururajashtagi4673]

Never... I repeat never watch Abhishek's videos at night when everyone is sleeping😂😂

[@AdityaGupta-xb7tz]

din me release hui hai video aur aaj toh pehla hi din hai

[@nitinsood5907]

Couldn't agree more ..

[@shahzuhaibhussain6539]

Abe tere yha sab 9 bje hi so gye kya?

[@friedsugar2701]

8 mahine baad bhul jaoge

[@nijgururajashtagi4673]

@@shahzuhaibhussain6539 warning de raha hu bhai🙄

[@shipraabrol7059]

Cats r the most intelligent n doll babies ❤ I'm really happy ,u're aware for adopting stray cats,they're in so much need ....

[@AbdulMalik-pk1bj]

Billa be like "Yahi baaten to baad me yaad ayengi." Hilarious as hell 🤣👌👌👌

[@JohnWick-ec4sf]

Everyone is laughing on his jokes.. Me : *trying to figure out why he's wearing two watches*

[@khurramzaman836]

Haha same here

[@alkaojha8972]

Ditto

[@khaleefax9553]

May be one doesn't work or it's out of batteries? After all he is a natural comedian.

[@yasminparbatani5565]

The other one is a fitbit I think?

[@Wordslinger_m]

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[@shreyasmr3777]

Abhishek: wears two watches Akash Gupta: kalaiyaan suni nahi rakhta Edit: thanks for the likes y'all

[@snehakalra6199]

😂😂😆

[@Azx12345]

Nice one😂

[@jainilprasad1925]

Kakashi 🥺

[@shreyasmr3777]

@@jainilprasad1925 hello, fellow weeb

[@191_gunjansingh8]

Amazing song and I love it this video keep it up brother👌😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@swadeshbharadwaj5217]

What a funny way he told about men's showing off about their sex life is a ridiculous thing....Hats off🔥🙏🏻

[@chaitanyagupta6668]

an achievement's an achievement.

[@pragyaraj3925]

@@chaitanyagupta6668 lame is lame

[@chaitanyagupta6668]

@@pragyaraj3925 wouldn't you feel proud if you worked hard for something and got it? Same thing. With how dating is at its current stage with league systems, it is perfectly normal for such things to happen.

[@random_person_on_internet]

@THE ZOLDICS what's with this virgin thing? Like does it give more pleasure if you do it with virgins?

[@chaitanyagupta6668]

@єквяιттуσ not that exaggerated bs. But you must be aware women are more conscious and calculative of who they take into bed than men. So for a man to sleep with a lot of women, it takes effort. It takes a charming personality, good looks, more money, status and lots of approaching(becoz women don't approach) while dealing with failures and still finding courage to approach again. Alll this requires humongous effort, something women are incapable of in dating. You could have almost the same body count as a player, whether you are pretty or average, all you have to do is ask. You're bound to find simps but it's not true for men.

[@FurryFriend]

haha it was hilarious, thanks for bringing awareness about Spaying and Neutering. Love from Buddy.

[@ishaanislive3325]

Verified spammer

[@d3v3n_51ngh]

@@ishaanislive3325 no he is an uploader actually. He has a channel about his dog

[@ishaanislive3325]

@@d3v3n_51ngh ya bhi thik ha 😂

[@harshm5227]

I watched your all videos

[@katilkrishna2783]

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[@ansumannnnn]

Abhishek wearing double watches be like:- Kisiko kya hi pata chalega 😂

[@ashwinideshpande8406]

🤣... I can imagine him saying this. Hilarious!

[@aniketghosh2001]

He was doing math LHS = RHS 🤣

[@MisterZizzy23]

Haan lol

[@kingsly1031]

Legends know ki he's wearing three💥

[@vishesh1147]

Actually 3 😂😂

[@pranjalimane5191]

My favorite standup comedian ever......💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫

[@bhagirath_poharkar]

Knock knock ! Abhishek : Who's there ? "PETA Here"

[@subashs4131]

Abhishek be like: Aap holi aur Diwali ko aathe Ho na

[@Nishantpanwar_fr_2508]

@@subashs4131 🤣chutiye kuch bhi

[@subashs4131]

@@Nishantpanwar_fr_2508 🤣🤷‍♂

[@walnut9472]

@@subashs4131 lol

[@joydeeprana8608]

"Tharak chadh gayi thi" has a separate fanbase😂

[@alysh4896]

"Ji aapka beta kaise mar gaya?" "Woh tharak chad gayi thi"

[@narendarmodi9869]

Mai keha 2 fudu aaye the khule m gaadi thook ke mar gye

[@sauravshukla746]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6LciYeod96Lo7s ...

[@minniji540]

When you realise there was a strong message behind the jokes... Pets are not our commodity, they are living beings, with all their needs.

[@aagamsancheti1375]

So eating meat is humane?

[@jabursayyed4586]

@@aagamsancheti1375 makes sense . Tell that to the lion too .

[@aagamsancheti1375]

@@jabursayyed4586 he does not understand humane feeling but we can, god gave us this capability to love every living being

[@jabursayyed4586]

@@aagamsancheti1375 Ofc we understand humane behaviour , we r not eating pets bro . We aint chinese 😂😂🤣🤣

[@subratr5807]

Abhi Nostalgia main kyun jee raha hai?

[@gobardhanmeher787]

Everytime I rewatch this , I find it more funny.👌👌🤩

[@vikram6577]

*Abhishek Upamanyu after each video "Bye Guys, See you next year."

[@isubhistatus]

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[@priyanshuchakraborty105]

😂😂😂😂

[@neerajmishra102]

The content he gives wo raaton raat nahi likha jaa skta , he knows very well where he has to take pause, face gesture on every line It takes time

[@akshatk3570]

@@priyanshuchakraborty105 Bhai #Sarcasticak 👈 Bhai Plzz yaar Support karde bahut mehant karta hun Plzz Bhai

[@akshatk3570]

@@neerajmishra102 Bhai #Sarcasticak 👈 Bhai Plzz yaar Support karde bahut mehant karta hun Plzz Bhai

[@neutrinoR-M]

He doesn't have to try to be funny.. He is born funny... So damn hilarious and 210% original ones 😂💜

[@paras73164]

He have great humor

[@dr.doodle8974]

yes......very funny....so funny that he wore a watch in each hand...

[@sid.469]

@@paras73164 🤣 u have it yaa

[@xiaoshen194]

Yaar tum dogi? Bas ek?

[@ilahibakhsh9930]

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[@Alumni327]

fact : Abhishek's cat writes good lyrics then Tony Kakkar LOL

[@ManojKumar-mp6go]

Lol

[@thejazz1729]

😂

[@entertainmentanalyst1559]

THAN*

[@indiangamer44]

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[@gnyoutube4776]

True ✔️

[@shrrutii1]

Best standup comedian. 😊 I wish to see it live

[@ananyabhatti4240]

Abhishek sir, PETA wants to know your location😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JiveshGarg]

Vo log bhi kuch ni kr skte😂😂 Coz kaat te bhi vahi log hai animals ke🤣🤣🤣

[@kiran3782]

@@JiveshGarg Sahi khel gya abhishek😂😂

[@ashmitbajpai390]

Sab krate h apne pets ke gawaar.

[@nilabjamajumdar7053]

"billa le lete hai, Billi kahin nahane ko na bol de"- Abhisekh Upamanyu, 2021 😂

[@yashratwani280]

After schrodinger cat, upmanyu cat is going to be added in history books

[@avishkarpawar1442]

Now upmanyu will continue quantom mechanics.

[@inamdarsaquib9528]

@@avishkarpawar1442 sharirik durgandh mechanics.

[@nikhilguptacfa]

And yours in wren and Martin for grammar!

[@ChessShortsClips]

I think it was Heisenberg's cat na??🙄🙄

[@bhaumikchawda978]

@@nikhilguptacfa ohhh .... You just burnt him with this reply brother😂😂

[@kaushikpaul8150]

Music concerts❌ comedy shows✅

[@SwasTiK_1007]

Dogs : They feed me, take care of me. They must be God. Cats : They feed me, take care of me. I must be God.

[@trueTuhinKhan]

Soo true

[@aadyamishra312]

😂😂😂😂

[@rajnari6947]

That's a Christopher Hitchens Quote.

[@shriyaarora5287]

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[@shriyansarora8392]

Don't always stereotype this stuff. Cats and dogs both are very cute and adorable.

[@niralinaikgaonkar6802]

Whooo.... #1 TRENDING itne time baad dala hai....see how we people were waiting for u!

[@sureshkhavadiya1123]

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[@ilahibakhsh9930]

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[@12thcommercestufffs]

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[@DANIDANIELSEditx]

My mumma said make 500 She will gift me new phone 12more❤️ krado 😛

[@pruthadelekar]

🤓

[@SS.0026]

Abhishek was over excited that he said "saas bahu or damad"🤣🤣🤣🤣 instead of saas bahu or beta😆😆😆

[@ujwaldubey2046]

In fact I just realized this and most of us avoided in the punches🤣, great observation

[@AquADxOMusic]

Ladki.ka.chakkar babu bhaiya

[@ankursmooth]

Maa beta bahu?

[@abhishekkumarsingh6217]

abbey bhai uska sindur lgana pasand tha to beti vo khud h parul is damad and aunty ki pitai ki is constant

[@swapnil23]

You can't caught punch 😂 ..

[@sivusemwal2695]

My favourite standup comedian ❤❤❤so cute & funny 😄😄🤣

[@i-trigo8815]

He came back when the world needed him the most

[@Akshay_138]

That's what superhero do ❤️😀😀

[@artifice_abhi]

@@Akshay_138 he is no less than a superhero lol

[@Himanshu78999]

The moment he said puberty, i don't know why i put on my earphone.. Few seconds later : i was glad to put them on😂😂

[@raghavjoshi3543]

Why the fuck would u watch him without headphones??

[@saurabh1764]

@@raghavjoshi3543 exactly!

[@Himanshu78999]

Video was about team animal.. 😅😅

[@raghavjoshi3543]

@@Himanshu78999 still u shouldn't have taken the risk 😂😂

[@ashishthomas1056]

Abhishek Upmanyu’s time so good that he has to wear two watches at the same time. Legend

[@whispyAsmita]

Yes

[@powerfulmind179]

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[@shreyanshtripathi3500]

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[@tushararora794]

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[@lynxb8300]

Your comment was more funny than this video

[@sameerarya4416]

Wow nice very funny good videos I like this has has kar mera pet main Dard hone lagaa u r great artist and your great personality I wish you famous in all world...

[@jayashriborkute2127]

He moved from one topic to another, so smoothly. ☺👌

[@tushararora794]

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[@switcher9996]

I also noticed that

[@krishnakanth1079]

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[@atikali7661]

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[@atikali7661]

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[@Little_Thing_Speaks]

The way he ridiculed every superstition around cats and also sent two parallel strong messages around 1. Pet care and 2. Ridiculous taboo around sex are simply put- BRILLIANT! One of my favourites and will forever be so!

[@ecoideazventures6417]

No, there is a technicality in that cat superstition - our own billi cannot katofy our rasta, it has to be a stranger billi on the road :)

[@eeew2691]

Bs bhai ... 14 and it's deep nhi h itna. Zyaada hi pet care h to dog and cat se aage bdho

[@AIB101]

@@eeew2691 Kya dinosaur le aayen ghr pr??

[@ahmedsheikh4318]

Your name is Upama?

[@comedy-wb2qw]

Upma and dasgupta these both don't go together

[@BaBa_YaG4]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that he is wearing watches in both hands. Kalai suni nahi rakhni 😂😂

[@debdeepkirtonia7246]

Ek smart toh dusra non smart

[@SusmitaKrmkr]

Akash's dialogue 😂

[@SurajSingh-yh4mg]

Akash Gupta in the house😂😂😂

[@SAHIL-dq8je]

Yes

[@madhubalasharma2625]

Choorha pehn liyo kal se hain 😂

[@ankitsinhmar3123]

Watching it for more than 15 times😅😅

[@sauwurabh]

"Cat is like a roommate, vo pada rahega tum pade raho" easy life

[@ahman6605]

Meanwhile Abhishek after seeing that he uploaded his last video 9 months ago Le Abhishek: kahi main Ghajini toh nai hu😂😂

[@PayalPanchalComedy.]

Quality of abhishek upmanyu -- 1 million views in just 7 hours.🥳

[@jyotishmannath1830]

Million means 10 lacs!

[@jyotishmannath1830]

@Tanay Dutt Sorry bhai, wrong tagging!

[@jyotishmannath1830]

@Tanay Dutt Was for him!

[@Ankitkumar_130]

I was just unable to control my laugh during whole video....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what an outstanding comedian are you bro

[@shikharsuryavanshi9690]

Real humour without any offensive words no jokes on dharm,politics or any other issue ...Real Creator is just like ABHISHEK that's why he is unique and Extraordinary

[@saarza9991]

@Vishal Srivastav bhaisaab naal katvai he ki nahi

[@religionofpeace782]

Bhencho bhencho itni baar bol diya bhai aur without any offesive words??😂😂😂

[@jaidevpatil758]

What's the problem on jokes on politics

[@godzi2814]

No offensive words? Lol

[@NOBODY-yj5mq]

u know nothing abt real humour