[Team Fortress 2 Comic Dub] A Smissmas Story

Merry Smissmas to all!
A dub of this comic here: www.teamfortress.com/asmissmas...
Scout voiced by Cory ( / lolzman87 )
Soldier and Henry voiced by RJ ( / blinkyxx )
Spy and Julius voiced by Luke ( / causticgambler )
Old Nick voiced by Connor ( / senilesnake )
Miss Pauling and Little Jack voiced by me ( / kitsubasa )
Judge voiced by Cole ( / lovinglydull )
Not-So-Single Mother voiced by Tamara ( / totalspiffage )
Teufort Newslady voiced by Lexi ( / sascrotches )
Archibald voiced by James ( / everyonelovesrobots )
Audio and video editing by me
Music:
'Team Fortress 2' from Team Fortress 2
'Sleigh Ride' by Leroy Anderson
'Guile's Theme' from Street Fighter 2
'Land Down-Under' by Men at Work
'Carol of the Bells' by The Trans-Siberian Symphony Orchestra
'Petite Chou-Fleur' from Team Fortress 2
Hope you all enjoy it, this took a lot of effort on the part of a lot of people! =)

[@ww2sniper555]

Spy looks like a nice guy, Unless you're on the other team.

[@yogsothoth7594]

Oh no, he still looks like a nice guy, that's the whole point.

[@sciencemage6283]

He's a gentlemen

[@gingeraletf2899]

What the fuck is your profile picture

[@perkos1910]

@@gingeraletf2899 Cat that eat a lot of daggers

[@CodesTheOtaku]

Science Mage *Mentlegen

[@melanie7911]

Love the life lesson of spy "If you are scared, just stab the bad guy in the neck!"

[@plagueday7267]

Yaaay stabbing

[@-hello6177]

I mean, it is efficient

[@doctoroftheplague6260]

ChiakiNanami is the best and if works

[@emmag6954]

Sooo say goodnight to the bad guy? Heh, heh... okay I’ll go home

[@le_epic9453]

I'm scared of my self soooooo

[@faultyblender3590]

And so, the Spycicle came to be.

[@ryangibson2990]

michelle bertsch and the wrap assassin

[@flawedosiria6181]

Crap assassin

[@gingeraletf2899]

Minecraft-loser I love the rap assassin

[@Avarice297]

Man if you use the wrap assassin in the right moments it's deathly.

[@Avrelianvs]

Cap assasin sap alladin crap kill and sin flap a mad pin why am i still going with this?

[@raddad7932]

"Oh, I have a husband, he's parking the ca-" "Back in the line." Scout omfg

[@weegee42069]

I mean;in the end he is helping overworked single moms

[@C.A._Old]

think about it. 10 years ago today. Smissmas. And The End Of Australian Christmas.. :-'(

[@C.A._Old]

think about it. 10 years ago today. Smissmas. And The End Of Australian Christmas.. :-'(

[@Falamee158]

Spy - Father of the Year

[@crispy3260]

Falamee158 mrpaladin ;D

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

Falamee158 Not even close He ran away from the sexplosion

[@aaronwentaway]

You want Scout to confirm that statement?

[@FRD357]

He dropped a sexbomb on scouts mom and ran

[@Sir_Bucket]

Aarón Torillala To be fair, would you want to be the father of a guy like the scout?

[@ninjamaster9094]

It’s funny to see just how mature and level headed spy is in the comics, while in the actual game it’s just... “Dance, gentlemen! Dance like no one is shooting at us!”

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

The classy suaveness is a front he puts on both in and outside of the game, but every once and a while he reminds you that he IS scout's father.

[@menacing_name]

​@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworthsuavemente

[@C.A._Old]

think about it. 10 years ago today. Smissmas. And The End Of Australian Christmas.. :-'(

[@Chillbot17]

blows up building, gets community service

[@thelastfeelbender]

Chillbot17 *_S E E M S L E G I T_*

[@malcolmw121]

Well, if nobody was INSIDE the training facility, unlawful destruction of property seems like an accurate sentence. Lawyers of the internet, correct me if I'm wrong.

[@giaprincess5309]

Chillbot17 *V I D E O G A M E L O G I C*

[@noisemarine561]

It's TF2 don't question it.

[@robocop4459]

That and later we find out that these people have legitimate brain damage from the polluted water they’ve been drinking

[@Sapphirecrystalpearl]

spy would make a good dad tho. the kind that smokes and teaches the kid to kill people to become a mini spy.

[@swagathorr]

@112351861092744523719 spy sorta is already a dad Why tf did i get a notification to a reply for a four year old comment. The saga continues.

[@Sapphirecrystalpearl]

yea but still BURNING NINJA

[@LukiRudaka]

BURNING NINJA I agree

[@shikada82]

Actually I want that type of dad

[@thegirthquake8574]

New mini spy building confirmed?

[@somerandomwizard5799]

For smissmis, you get the best gift; a criminal record!

[@yafa8]

criminal record: kill a father of the child

[@lonerplayz5844]

Damn just damn

[@queenofvermin]

Somerandomwizard can't be a crime if it's self defense

[@sentientlemonbattery]

@@queenofvermin so i can insult someone and when they atack me i can stab them with an icicle

[@dmtha3rd]

@@sentientlemonbattery No at that point you're the instigator, the child had (beyond a reasonable doubt) fear for life and limb. Unless the escalation can reasonably put you in risk of life or limb, let's say you insult them and they pull a gun on you (still a legal grey area given the circumstances) then you may be able to kill them (though if there are options for non lethal means of escape, running or disarming (which if you stabbed someone who is excessively and obviously weaker than you the argument could be made for disarm), you could still be charged for homicide in some places manslaughter if you're lucky).

[@viliussmproductions]

I really liked that the comics focused on the BLU team, instead of the RED like "meet the" videos.

[@wavewingman5993]

The comics are often about the RED team, this one featured the BLU team for some reason.

[@laylaruan]

+Dan The Pootis Bird (Dan) It's just a nice change. ^w^ Show em some love

[@howardthemoose3526]

Williamz Why is BLU Soldier's roommate a magician? If red soldier's roommate was a magician too? There surely can't be two merasus.

[@Thornskade]

The writers confirmed that they're the same people, but not how that works. Probably cloning, considering they die a lot.

[@shizo_bioc80022]

Thurbo perhaps in their universe they just switch places around like spy on the red team while heavy on the Blu team. So one day they could be allies but the other enemies. That why in the comics where it features both Blu and red team we never see the team in the whole formation

[@Blue_Bayou_Hix]

Is it just me or the spy has a good heart

[@johnnygreenface4195]

Ha one that teaches children to murder atempted abductors!

[@Blue_Bayou_Hix]

I prefer fire

[@APeskyPiskie]

JBBen123 a valuble life skill

[@lulucool45]

Oswaldplays Minecraft Lawful Evil.

[@OddworldCrash]

+Oswaldplays Minecraft I prefer the air.

[@spamtong.spamton7380]

How can you not love the spy in this one?

[@CrashJayGaming]

I know, right? If only they could've grabbed the guy who voiced the spy.

[@spamtong.spamton7380]

CrashJayGaming Then i would just cum in my pants .3.

[@CrashJayGaming]

Well that escalated quickly

[@spamtong.spamton7380]

Nope,that ejaculated quickly,if you know what i mean

[@jamesstaton3265]

I always like Spies. I main Scout and Pyro, if I get backstabbed, I congratulate them on not being pellet-peppered steak or charcoal.

[@samcress3975]

This TF2 comic seems more pleasent and nicer than the others.

[@Schitters]

Should we change it?

[@SniperOnSunday]

Mostly because the only person who dies is an evil Santa clone

[@alerzex6921]

@@SniperOnSunday krampus has come for your children

[@C.A._Old]

think about it. 10 years ago today. Smissmas. And The End Of Australian Christmas.. :-'(

[@charliechips257]

I love how after how badly spy treated scout as a father, he finally treats a kid well

[@C.A._Old]

think about it. 10 years ago today. Smissmas. And The End Of Australian Christmas.. :-'(

[@zuuk1070]

Sensible hair cut. 400,000 dollars?

[@quickster3396]

i saw that video to

[@daotran1041]

*cut hair* Dam money well spend *Ded* Random sniper: How many times have u died ? Scout: 20

[@saintsugoi]

Yeah, money well spent!

[@ruphite9521]

*incomprehensible screaming* Yeah money well spent

[@heitorsilva6897]

MUST... THINK...ABOUT... SENSIBLE HAIRCUTS

[@pizzapoosta]

Omg the baby SHPEE got its first BAYKESTAYBE. He will get his wings now!

[@atomiccrusader6839]

BUT IT AINT A BAYKSTAYBE! ITS A NEYKSTAYBE!! THE MOST SACRED STAYBE!

[@TheBonkleFox]

+EclipseWolf56 actually, the most sacred is the facestab. works every time.

[@originalname9879]

Faksteb dumb ass!

[@ojie285]

I literally have no idea what accent this is

[@trunksrocks1]

THE POWER OF SMISSMAS COMPELS YOU!!!!

[@pontiusaquila6907]

Compound elevated skull fracture!

[@player-gs8de]

*h e l l o*

[@asdtgh8895]

It's kinda nice hearing Spy encouraging the boy to kill. In Mann Co No More #6, he said, disguised as Tom Jones, he ran away from the woman he impregnated, Scout's mom. And Scout might even be considered Spy's failure as a father. Scout's meant to be running around, dodging bullets left and right and fighting back while also fleeing with the speed he has. His origin as a kid even screams of escaping danger. Just like Spy and his invis watch or dead ringer. They're not really meant to go in head-on. And throughout some of the comics, there are hints showing not only that Spy's Scout's dad, but also that Spy's getting better as a father. Very evidently from Expiration Date.

[@HiyuVlei]

And thus the boys spy training began

[@ravenmontoya6225]

Wow Spy is such a good role model isn't he? "Here stab this man in the neck and live with it for the rest of your life, merry smissmas you little shit". (Sorry for the bad joke, ^^; )

[@MineNAdventurer]

Raven Montoya Yeah he isn't the best role model but he is just so Fucking cool.

[@originalname9879]

What do you mean he isn’t the. Best model? I tout my kid this at the same age MAYBE YOUNGER!

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

@@originalname9879 why not scout tho?🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@versyn7767]

I like the fact you played ‘Down Under’ when Nick arrived lmao

[@demi-femme4821]

Honestly, the nature of TF2 is that you don't even question the opening until you find out that Soldier and Scout made it all up.

[@joaolucasoliveirareis1822]

I didn't see anybody talking about how Scout made a line only for single moms because he grew up with a single mom and knows how they deserve the world.

[@joaolucasoliveirareis1822]

Also I know that I'm 7 years late

[@joinme5560]

MAN THATS SO WHOLESOME!

[@xxunoriginal_edgy_namexx859]

This is the first time Scout actually did something nice

[@JoseMoreno-eo1kc]

Another spy was born that day ^_^

[@frankvalentich5410]

When I heard 'Down Under' start to play at 3:40 it made me so happy. Love that song.

[@sobeksrecviem7275]

dat kid will be the 10th class soon

[@Batoziac]

The Littile Aussie Spy.

[@captainrueben4841]

The Sphee

[@aaronmcmaster6738]

Yup" 10th class will be called little kid" XD

[@LoRukeEX]

The Decoy

[@craxxiswabisuke9338]

And thanks to spy. Much wuv is too be told to the spy

[@Pengd]

I really like the voice actor for spy, he does the job pretty well.

[@scottish-hero6664]

I like how spy was just casually “i’m the best dad ever and i made a kid murder a man. This is how you parent”

[@r.pizzamonkey7379]

I love how spy and engineer are the only two characters with any degree of common sense. I mean, both of them are still insane. Engineer jumped to conclusions about teleporting bread without bothering to test on literally anything else and spy still had an entire last meal hidden in false teeth rather than any implements of escape, but still.

[@Postsager]

Wow, spy seems to be a good father figure to any kid but his own

[@TrickyVic13]

Damn. Blew up a mall, and they only get community service?

[@bootsfluffy9476]

Mall santa training facility so they won't be missed if that's the career they had chosen, plus the citizens of teufort have brain damage due to drinking lead-contaminated water

[@edwinsandra5904]

Ok if there will be a tf3 the child that stabbed him should be the spy class

[@poopyjoe7883]

Apart from Spy's voice acting, this is a very good adaptation!

[@antonialunarius9564]

These three need to get in trouble with the law MORE often

[@LokiScarletWasHere]

In the end, the boy did in fact get the gift of manhood. Beautiful.

[@godbobo4088]

I like to imagine that child grows up to be a spy himself.

[@BenPaddock]

You and your team did a splendid job with this! Oh, and when you used Guile's theme for the Soldier's bit... that... was just the greatest. In the words of the Spy... "Magnificente!"

[@JasonFalconTHELEGENDOFGOLD]

I've never seen the spy be this nice to people. He would make a great dad

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Oh have I News to you…

[@robertsissco2439]

Look at that, Spy teaching a young boy how to face his fears and stand up for himself, and shank your enemies in the neck. I am sure all but one of us can agree that is he a great father figure.

[@justsomewoomywithamustache4481]

Wow, spy is actually a good parent if he doesn't leave within 2 seconds

[@NimbleJack3]

This is an excellent dub! I loved the subtle touch of speaker-phone processing you added to Pauline's voice, lesser dubs would have skipped it.

[@river_rosy5477]

Awh, Spy Dunno why, but Spy was kinda adorable in this comic

[@recnarak813]

true 😳

[@womper7122]

If only he was that good of a dad to scout

[@commandercrimson5858]

Merry Smissmas little boy. You get a new haircut and a spycicle! Good luck...

[@LostMindSparrow]

That face Jack has when jopping off Nick is hilarious

[@juditkiss9965]

Haha, this is great! Perfect choice of music, especially loved the Heart to Heart for the court and the Carol of the Bells for the "showdown" scene XD My favourite is Spy's and Miss Pauling's voice acting. ^^

[@Cloudeusz]

Finally, a voice actor for miss Pauling that's actually a girl.

[@SniperOnSunday]

The fact that Henry (Jack's dad) is dubbed my the same person who dubbed soldier, is great. He's beating himself up!

[@eleven_axl]

So that is how the spycicle was born

[@mcgoodrexeturer]

Well scout has a brother now, I guess what happens when he hears the news!

[@monkeycat48]

I will say when it comes to the judge, he was pretty fair at giving them what they deserved community service. Even reminding them that they’re both imbeciles. Honestly, I fully understand the judge being really pissed off right there.

[@chaoticproductions3922]

i love spy in this comic not only does he calm the child down he also was able to get all of them out of trouble including the kid by giving him the spy-cicle

[@Dudugs2000]

The Eyelander is too damn cool.

[@dickzabreesky7435]

the kid reminds me of Clementine at the end

[@dedelblute3946]

"Help a man with violence, solve his problems for a day. TEACH a man violence, solve his problems for a lifetime"

[@thibautklinger5178]

Good Moral

[@WinterFox1000]

the spy is such a good guy.. you know aside from stabbing people in the back and all. Too bad he usually has to bale everyone out of trouble like this.

[@cabeza251]

The kild will be the TF3 Spy LOL

[@PlayerJackPL]

Reading the comic with this in the background made it so much funnier :D Great job!

[@Artur-xd6ve]

I like that the BLU and RED mercs are actually diferent people.

[@UndeadGhostGirl]

The spy is good with children; the first hint of his relationship with the scout.

[@wavewingman5993]

Merry Smissmas, everyone.

[@wavewingman5993]

Uh, no.

[@enigmatian]

Just remember little timmy, anything and everything is a weapon. so you don't have to be scared!

[@dailysacrificedoublee]

Spy would make a great father, wouldn’t he?

[@kedkos7417]

the kid got 3 things, back of the line, manhood, and a cool spy ego

[@suspicioususer]

And thats how spy got the idea for the spycicle

[@TheSoulReaperGR]

Give this man a cookie!

[@CrashJayGaming]

I might have eaten the last one, sorry.

[@jackychen660]

Solder-always the one cause troubles to drag the whole team to guilty

[@BlueShellshock]

TF2 is iconic off nothing more than its gameplay, an active community, and funny dialogue. If it had been given more love by Valve, it could have been as big as Pokemon.

[@bittersuet]

And that's how 2 weapons were added to the game.

[@Michael-is5kq]

this kid will be the next spy when this one will retire.and he will be better

[@dickzabreesky7435]

Yeah he insta-kills bosses after stabbing them IN THE FRONT!

[@killianmcintyre5128]

This is beautiful for a lot of reasons, but I find it interesting how the kid bears a decent resemblance to scout when he was a kid

[@nuclearstuff9442]

:0

[@peacock_spider]

Spy handle that very quickly and he did not even take any of the credit even though he told the child disturb on Nick I mean he just went to go get the news people in so that his colleagues and which makes him a nice person in my opinion

[@michaelwellman2036]

Spy is a better dad for little jack than scout

[@livingbread4560]

Brave Child. Thanks to Le Spy

[@zylustylorean6540]

You have no idea what that means do you?

[@headhazed7479]

MEDIC!

[@overlord-6644]

Man if only scout had a father more like spy than Tom Jones

[@khorneberzerker2184]

Spy taught the kid the meaning of fear/bravery

[@michaelhefner5855]

Dude it's tf2 they put all the stereotypes possible in one game. Most of they about Australia because there are so many.

[@discordwhooves5185]

Guys now I'm thinking:spy X miss palie Spy:U DO IT I SWEAR

[@therappingdog7291]

Child perks: Adrenaline | Decisive Strike | Premonition | Balanced Landing

[@finstrike7]

I do have to admit, Spy would make a great father-figure.

[@shall-0476]

Guile theme lol.

[@ThePseudonoob]

It goes with everything.

[@shall-0476]

RIGHT

[@ThePsykoLP]

but he ...- the ... DARN YOU SPY! thanks to you, the little child KILLED SOMEONE ;_; ... but its just fictionally :D

[@CrashJayGaming]

Ah, just give the kid some counciling and stuff, he'll be fine

[@LD-oq9lx]

CrashJayGaming or a book " how to learn french", a knife and a mask

[@15vertigo]

02:44 GUILE'S THEME GOES WITH EVERYTHING

[@heavykyio]

You don't know how much i appreciate the fact that you used guile's theme for soldier.

[@googleuser3542]

like who watching in 2016

[@dalaci6413]

2017

[@lolaamador-locher3253]

aww cute ending with spy ^-^

[@paradoxicaloutcome1007]

Well, at least we know who will be the next Spy in TF3.

[@connorkinnaird5025]

I can’t decide if spy is a good uncle or a bad father.

[@bmazin1377]

Is that guilles theme

[@Kingcole6]

Are u a woman?

[@Pykibasa]

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[@Kingcole6]

I can read that pyki stop trying to hide it

[@thewarriorking2000]

Cole Waggoner what did he write

[@supersonicROCKES]

thewarriorking2000 He wants some good ol' fashioned cola

[@Kingcole6]

she was just hiding it so no one would know its the truth

[@bvq330]

Good choice of music! I love this version of Carol of the Bells and has always been my favourite.

[@snobrderchick22]

That teddy bear needs to watch out “I killed your toys as well”

[@raidenstern6617]

If Team Fortress 3 happens i bet that kid will be the next spy.

[@buckleyourpants3760]

ok honestly spy seems really good with kids.

[@crgamer525]

Some Dads give they’re kids Legos but spy gives his kids knives.

[@laylaruan]

I like the guy with the "BLU and RED out of Teufort" sign at 1:05.

[@jonathancymon]

so that's how the spy cycle was made... an icicle

[@CyRaXTheOne]

How cute the spy was? ohhh so CUTE

[@MagicMan608]

"Judas" is just an expression for traitor.

[@Theentireequine]

my god, this is just awesome! the voices and everything! great work!! I love Spy in this comic, he's so adorable xD