Bill Burr Thinks The Joe Biden Scandal Is A Total Overreaction | CONAN on TBS

[@maxkogan3785]

Conan always looks like he's genuinely having a good time when Bill Burr goes on his rants.

[@ellispalmer2758]

Because he is

[@nates31g39]

Hell Im having a good time watching bill burr go on his rants

[@arleyrivas9963]

Gingers stick with gingers

[@mattieskemoevie]

I would

[@peaceforgaelandscot]

Everyone loves Ginger Billy on a rambling rant.

[@totalbliss1]

"Horse?" "No, he said divorce." "You're both wrong, I said WHORES!" "It's worse than we either imagined."

[@rainbird8370]

Classic.

[@windar2390]

so basically Sarah Jessica Parker

[@ButMARZZ]

is MS serious right now? What's his deal.

[@baloog8]

I dunno horses are pretty bad

[@nativeredman9940]

@@windar2390 ....Bwaaaah!!

[@xyzlne]

He has the balls to call out the audience. If you can do that you have arrived as a comedian

[@iloveumyra]

Chapelle did the same it was awesome

[@kylesoutlooks7259]

Only awesome if you still receive respect. Not that Bill seems to care but if you love or hate Bill Burr you still have to respect a lot of what he says and how he says it. Gold standard of comedy

[@greysonnaller2079]

I 'member trump scolding his primary debate audience lol

[@BalticIOW]

Hitches did that regularly, especially with Bill Maher audience. He said that they are like sheep and these shows for them are like churches.

[@michaelrudolph239]

The audience seems to be against him a lot but i love it😂

[@armourking5730]

BIll genuinely talking about males being victim of sexual assault and it's just glossed over. Sad.

[@paulinegallagher7821]

Theres been an ad running on Irish tv about it, it shows a young guy, about 22, and his female boss whos late 50s at least, showing him how to do something on a computer by leaning across him, with both hands on his shoulders while he looks like he wants to crawl out of his skin. Then it says something like 'this is also harassment'

[@Mediados]

There is also domestic violence coming from women, but if a man claims he was raped or beaten by a woman all he will get is a laugh.

[@kyle1751]

You're part of the problem.

[@dillon6280]

@@kyle1751 how did you come to that conclusion?

[@kyle1751]

@@dillon6280 I genuinely have no idea. Maybe I replied to the wrong person lol

[@BryonLetterman]

"there's predatory women out there too" Underrated and underappreciated line

[@FrostySnowman334]

Crazy stuff he literally spoke about being molested in clubs and no one even cared that’s sad man

[@BryonLetterman]

@@FrostySnowman334 most of the time, meaning basically all the time, if a man is sexually harassed or assaulted, it's not seen as a viable instance of it happening

[@supamariosoniku]

He’s right! I remember some random bitch said I had a phat ass

[@viceonafridaynight]

It's funny cause it's true

[@chickenisindeedmystyle7316]

They do, it’s just the media and some crazy people on the internet

[@constructapex2021]

When he calls out predatory females and the audience doesnt know how to react

[@RareDay]

I'm so happy that Bill is married, I'd be just clenching my seat thinking about how we could lose another one any day 😂

[@SimplyDroog]

They are so good that the population don t think they are predators. Wolfs in sheep's clothes!!!

[@Kangermu]

Oh, male was sexually assaulted? Better just make a joke of it.

[@dinospumoni5611]

It's just kinda misleading because there are overwhelmingly more predatory men than women. Like 90/10 ratio or more.

[@gqqggq7127]

@@dinospumoni5611 yeah, who cares about women predators, they're less important since they're not as common.

[@ikhsanperdanaputra4216]

"YOU'RE A BUNCH OF RATS!!!!ALL YOU DO IS JUST TRYING TO GET PEOPLE IN TROUBLE!!!!!" This guy is incredible...

[@Moko409409]

He's calling out people and saying people are rats, aren't they one in the same...hahaha.

[@isftish]

he tells the straight truth. These days, when you say something, people heap tonnes of their own assumptions on it, and then blame you for what is essentially, they themselves did to themselves, to get offended.

[@ihateeveryone8161]

@@isftish This is the most accurate description of people today I've ever heard

[@isftish]

i totally feel what Bill talks about all the time. People nowadays like to take things out of context, and by victimising themselves by it, use that excuse as a weapon to attack others. many times i find that, like out of 1000 problems with an issue, they pick the one most minor one, like "hey you talked about minorities/gender/religion, and i'm offended, and i'm going to go FULL HULK on you", but failed to realise that the talk about such things isn't totally negative in fact. That's why we discuss things, but it's people like that, that shut down discussions for their own selfish egos. it's absolutely disgusting

[@9879SigmundS]

I was reading the closed caption. It picked up “horse” too. I’m going with the computer.

[@skininthegame5236]

"you're a bunch of rats" is the most accurate description of modern grievance culture, both left and right.

[@BenMJay]

Lol! Cancel culture is on the right? That's f**king hilarious. Delusional, but hilarious.

[@amurizon]

@@BenMJay you misunderstood OP. There's a reason they used "grievance culture", not "cancel culture".

[@kingofgrim4761]

@@amurizon however, funny enough, the right literally JUST cancelled one of their leaders for the same kinda bs so it actually works out both ways

[@kingofgrim4761]

@@BenMJay u wanna repeat that real quick 💀

[@Crusader677]

@@BenMJay yes

[@prebenjaeger]

Why're they acting like what Bill says doesnt make sense? He's all over the place but it all makes sense to me.

[@matthewsawczyn6592]

I know, it's called making analogies!

[@SanguineMalcontent]

It's called being a straight man.

[@AssimoOne]

It's just his hosting/interview style. Him and Burr talked about it on Conan's podcast. He basically feeds into what Bill is saying by being the straight man in the dynamic. Pretty old formula.

[@christiangloriamireles1569]

It's an insufferable California crowd, that's what they do.

[@esteemedyams]

To be honest, if you're not a Bill Burr fan, you never heard his podcast and don't know who he is, I imagine it must be a bit difficult to follow what he says sometimes.

[@TheMasterMakarov]

Man says he got molested at his workplace *audience laughs*

[@jovanlekic9004]

Two words bro - double standards :/

[@quibquiberton4184]

Yeah, it was kind of gross that Conan went along with it. "Haha, where can I get my crotch grabbed by drunk middle-aged women, I don't get any, haha."

[@mellowfellow6816]

Well what was he wearing?

[@gryla5290]

I wonder if it's still funny if it's another dude instead of a woman

[@theviniso]

It's good that we have progressed to a point where everybody agrees that molesting is not acceptable. All there's left to do is to people to realize that men can be the victims.

[@thegypsysoul]

I seriously can’t get over how much of a legend Bill Burr is.

[@declanryan6540]

Well, get over it..

[@re1840]

In this video? He bombed..

[@dhanikaponnamperuma9145]

He always sounds like he's shooting all over the place but actually he paints a pretty good picture overall

[@coleminer5104]

more like the opposite, he’s trying to paint a full picture and has some decent points but they come out the wrong way

[@vn5774]

@@pashadyne nothing "yikes" about that comment

[@russman738]

"You just said that!" "That was a long time ago"

[@ardilloardilloso3382]

I'm gonna use that Jedi trick next time in an argument.

[@-8l-924]

my favorite part

[@Rejukem]

@@ardilloardilloso3382 ​Ol' Billy SKYWALKAH

[@brainquake4413]

Damn who TF he came up with such great lines for a comeback man!!! Genius

[@docd2295]

It was a different time

[@armando_alves]

..."there's predatory women out there too." *no one laughs*

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

Because people think it's okay for Asia Artego and Lena Dunham to do it.

[@XxfieryfirexX]

Cause it's true

[@seriall1337]

Doesn't fit their agenda.

[@nR00R]

@Jefe Anson You obviously have never been a true Bill Burr fan if you honestly believe that.

[@KattReen]

Any woman leaning in to give you a kiss on the cheek and Joe Biden doing it can only really be considered equal scenarios if you completely disregard the context of the real world. Chances are, you'd have less of a problem with a woman leaning in to give you a little-too-intimate kiss on the cheek, rather than Joe doing the same thing. And it has nothing to do with you being a straight guy. I'm a straight woman, and I'd rather go with the prior as well. You can call that a double standard if you want to. You could also call it an accurate risk assessment.

[@esdrassagastume9914]

“She’s coming full court press” lmaooooooo

[@flickersense]

killua!

[@Yogkog]

Conan and Bill's perfectly synchronized hand wave at 2:33 for COMPLETELY different reasons is gold

[@cirquedemonday]

It's a year later, but I loved this observation. 😂

[@zachryder3150]

Great spot!

[@Sebastian-But-Not-That-One]

​@@cirquedemonday 2 years later and that observation is still bringing joy 😆

[@KekeElBecko]

Thanks, I enjoyed that!

[@jackbauer7058]

As someone who grew up in Boston, Conan and Bill's relationship perfectly represents the dynamic between educated Bostonians and blue-collar Bostonians.

[@TheOne-fe8wk]

Jack Bauer as someone who has lived in Boston for a year and a half I can assure you there are no educated Bostonians 😂

[@doryfishie2]

@@TheOne-fe8wk As someone who has lived in Boston for zero years I can assure you there are educated Bostonians

[@Fallingslowly09]

Technically neither of them are Bostonians. Conan is from Brookline & Bill is from Canton. I get what you're saying though. Also, The One didn't live in Boston long enough to earn creditability on judging Bostonians. I briefly lived in Providence but I don't go around saying that Providence folks suck even though I didn't have a great experience there.

[@TheOne-fe8wk]

Sean Lenehan I’m kidding lol. But Brookline is Boston. Saying it isn’t is like saying Long Island city isn’t New York.

[@mskehan19]

The One Brookline is not and will never be Boston, what a stupid comment! Boston Latin alumni here (do some research on its history) not to mention a few college degrees to my name so are if you want to compare education or intelligence I welcome it. Going through life being ignorant is not an attractive quality.

[@kja6336]

Bill Burr: There's predatory women out there too Amber Heard: *Hold my White Claw*

[@jaredwallace3270]

Hahahahaha

[@cmiller3981]

Amber Heard can prey on me and hold my...

[@davepeesthepool]

@@cmiller3981 You don't stick it in crazy. Not worth.

[@pedroteixeira7595]

@@cmiller3981 simp

[@LuneyTune72]

The media is trying so hard to bury Johnny Depp. If he’s guilty then he can’t sue liable to all the press. They wanted a story and it’s a cheap shot to go after another famous white guy, especially a beloved one like Depp. His biggest mistake was being famous for too long and marrying a sociopathic narcissist.

[@ivansebastianperez6642]

bill burr's rants are literally my college essay when i have a bunch of good points but they don't link up right and my professor's just confused as to what i'm trying to say

[@headphonic8]

Underrated comment

[@cesarcerda9682]

Lmaooooooooo I thought I was the only one

[@Charmolution]

"I was talking about WHORES, prof!"

[@AlystrZelland]

My life working in a college writing center. "Nah, nah, I get what you're saying and you're not wrong, you're not wrong, but you're not substantiating it with clear evidence, there's no structured topics, and your diction is dogshit, ya followin me? You got a steak dinner, but you cooked it with a dirty microwave, right?" Most sessions aren't like that...but some are

[@Jegbmf]

I felt bad when Conan said “what club is that I wanna go” and burr scoffed and said “it’s not fun”.

[@Muircetach]

I mean we all start off thinking women coming at you full court press is always a fun time, but when you meet the creeps...

[@2nerfs1herder62]

I have been groped as a man without my consent at bars and clubs and it’s revolting

[@VineFynn]

Thats cause conan's trivialising sexual assault

[@DiscoFang]

@@2nerfs1herder62 Because you can't do anything about it. I mean you can stop it but that's it. You call them out or be accusative then you're the creep or the weak one.

[@AlbertBalbastreMorte]

It's an unimaginable response if Bill had been a woman.

[@LiogCeartas]

Maybe it's because I listen to Bill Burr way too much... but even when Bill is being vague I understand him. Like standing on the back of the train.. I know exactly what he means.

[@Basementjacks]

twice a week is not too much darling! 😁 bill is refreshing from the daily people we have to deal with.

[@AanShovon]

i dont get it

[@HABO2210]

I don't know

[@UnchainedMelodie92]

Well then tell us what he means by that because we have no clue lol

[@101RealTalker]

@@UnchainedMelodie92 like "back of the bus" hun....go learn the basics of history, would ya...lol

[@FunkaliciousFeline]

“Cover your junk because she’s coming full court press!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@silkyjay869]

Lolllll

[@zk3212]

LMAO

[@TheNIKOLASRBIN]

What does that mean, could someone explain?

[@sweney7103]

@@TheNIKOLASRBIN in basketball full court press is when a team plays defense on both sides of the court. Normally you only play defense on your half of the court. Basically aggressive defense.

[@TheNIKOLASRBIN]

@@sweney7103 thank you

[@richardhoffman5769]

I love Bill Burr he’s an angry 80 year old man in an angry 50 year olds body.

[@Marifet124]

That's ...not my cup of tea, each for their own i guess

[@Thedudeabides803]

Cb has his cups of tea with the squares me thinks.

[@mrnobody6447]

@@Thedudeabides803 hes an old irish american, not everyone's cup of tea, I come from a line of them so I get it. No filter pure old rage.

[@mrnobody6447]

@@Marifet124 perfectly fine. I hope you have a great christmas this year.

[@Marifet124]

@@mrnobody6447 it was a response for the image he imprinted on my mind with his comment , excuse my humor..

[@TheWolverine1984]

4:17 Bill says: "I was sexually assaulted in a club". Conan: "What kind of club is this and how can I get there?" If it was a woman Conan would never say it. And if he did, they would be coming for him with pitchforks.

[@Mediados]

So much to equality.

[@SN-di9ix]

this is the same schtick he's had since the 90s, he's just old school in that way. But yeah it's a double standard, definitely

[@Mediados]

@@SN-di9ix I mean what you definiely notice is that he has a rather old-school mindset, but what he says is almost always cold, hard truth that only few are bold enough to say these days.

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

@@Mediados hence why male privilege's a thing, cause in reality, the average male would like that, doesn't make it right or wrong that's besides the point (it's def wrong imo though), it's just that the math is there

[@ruux.m4310]

@@xxCrimsonSpiritxx not really. Someone just randomly grabbing your junk is extremely uncomfortable. Youre reinforcing the double standard by saying "the average male would like that".

[@philipkay8372]

C: "you just said that!" B: "look that was a long time ago" Freaking love Bill Burr ahahaha

[@jakesnake165]

That's what Hillary on bengaze that was a year ago what does it matter

[@Rock-iw7ov]

I love your profile picture

[@bobt9640]

Conan wants to agree so bad but has to remain p.c. for tv. Dodging topics like Neo in the Matrix.

[@adrianli7757]

When Bill went on Conan's podcast, you really got to see (hear) Conan relax a little and be more himself.

[@UlyssesM]

@@adrianli7757 Listen to the Marc Maron podcast with Conan

[@RareDay]

Yeah it's sad to see someone not be able to joke about "whores" and instead having to bat down any talk or instance of the word with ingenious joking and even going after Bill by saying things like "you're having a breakdown"

[@TheOneAndOnlyTed]

That's always my favorite part. Whenever you see conan just not able to control his laughter, you know he can't saying anything but he's totally loving it.

[@doryfishie2]

@@RareDay He's getting paid to host his own show on TV, there's nothing to be sad about. It's just like any job, just that the repercussions are much larger scale than Joe working at Wendy's.

[@adityarathi8803]

I hate how no one's taking a person seriously when they're talking about being harassed and manipulated by women like "what are you talking about". Just think about it if the genders were swapped.

[@lunkerjunkie]

Look up domestic violence arrest rates on the cdc website. Surprising parity.

[@BalticIOW]

@@lunkerjunkie And best part f it is that theres a gigantic stigma when it comes to male victims that makes them not come forward, unlike for females where there are support groups and houses for them in every city.

[@wayward4657]

They're trying to keep the show lighthearted and funny, not go into a serious debate. It makes people uncomfortable. I was a bit more bothered by the fact that Burr was defending Biden sniffing a little girl by blaming it on the younger generations overanalyzing everything Biden does. I don't think it was out of line to call out Biden for being a little creepy. It's not just about the times, because even back when Biden was young they didn't look like they were sniffing children.

[@Heavenzvoice]

Aditya Rathi exactly I live Conan but for the sake of his show and losing it he tried to act like he didn’t know what Bill was saying... Showed his true character. Thought Bill was his friend...

[@Heavenzvoice]

Nick Lounsbury I’m bothered by your blatant lie.

[@mikasasukasa4479]

First he makes the audience uncomfortable and silent, then he wins them over as he goes on. I love when he does this

[@christiangloriamireles1569]

I actually find it hilarious how Conan has to pretend he doesn't understand Bill to appease his insufferable California crowd.

[@MediaFilter]

That's exactly what it is. Glad not everyone is oblivious.

[@chrisofstars]

LoL don't be a fanboy. Sometimes [often] he legit sounds like a raving drunk. I legit thought he said "horse" too. They're both pretty ridiculous.

[@asylumresident8890]

Exactly, dont want to upset the looney libtards .

[@SZUSEast1]

Has nothing to do with Cali. People everywhere are insufferable .

[@michaelj6392]

Christian Gloria Mireles it’s a little cringe

[@Monsteroflopogis]

I feel like I could watch/listen to Conan and Bill Burr all day everyday. If these 2 did a podcast together I'd buy every episode.

[@josephguzman4737]

They did do a podcast together. Its on Conans podcast. Really good

[@FA_2_Pilot]

Monsteroflopogis same. Every last one. I love these two.

[@anmolmaisnam3543]

I'd buy the golden record

[@ryder8911]

I'm afraid Conan would become jaded.

[@charliemarinello9250]

Breaumance he’s the same way with norm Macdonald. I think he lets interesting people lead the way

[@pedterson]

I said it before, I'll say it again: I want Bill to do a whole special on Conan's set. It's just so much funnier with an audience that doesn't quite get it and with Conan going "What are you talking about!?"

[@023222323]

Listen to Bill Burr's episode on Conan's podcast, it's very close to what you're looking for.

[@pedterson]

@@023222323 How the hell did I miss that!? Thank you very much! Listening to it now.

[@shizu-chan3942]

Nah conan's audience sucks

[@xordus]

well when he's doing a set he generally has well thought out ideas that are condensed and packaged to make them coherent. When he's just talking... wow.. Even though I know what he's trying to say it's still all over the place. I'm pretty sure he doesn't prefer to sound like a mental patient.

[@jquiznos2283]

I'd tune in for that

[@ZombieAndroid]

I love how he claims "Its the millenials" realizes he might be wrong, then flawlessly turns what he said into a joke. Bill Burr is the best.

[@g_g...]

"That was a long time ago, alright?!" 😂😂😂

[@homoerectus3355]

I like bill but idk about flawlessly

[@axolotl7918]

It's almost a miracle how well Bill Burr's gotten away with his take-no-prisoners brand of comedy in this day and age

[@mito-pb8qg]

Knocking up a black chick surely helped

[@davebcf1231]

Not really. He's far from the only comedian who doesn't bow down to the PC police.

[@pauldenino2560]

Because he's spreading "white guilt" beta stuff around lately alot. That's why he's not getting attacked. Weird how he can acknowledge one SJW propaganda and make fun of it, but then believe the next one.

[@christofferjenzen78]

Bill is great but he seems a bit confused. He doesnt wanna lose everything so he picks certain targets and let others be....maybe Nia said so? No,he knows what he's doing.

[@bigdonut001]

He isnt any more. Nia writes the jokes now

[@nicolascaballero1320]

The best part is Conan putting his hand up to his face like “god Bill don’t put me in this position.”

[@Low.Key.Music01]

Ol' Dollar Bill giving his two cents

[@lucaspatrick542]

Bill Burr is always keeping it “98”

[@yeezkneezz6861]

Comment level gold

[@austinsandifer5006]

"Its the millennial's, your all abunch of rats"😂😂😂😂😂

[@Smegead]

The uncomfortable pauses are deafening.... they know he speaks the truth and they try to turn it off topic...

[@Rolixinho]

Because people hate facing real world problems, they just want to live in this imaginary fun world

[@rerecycled7507]

Yeah he was not being funny, he's just rambling. Biden is a creep.

[@dnice2000]

@@rerecycled7507 he wasn't rambling, if you listen everything he said made sense. He was speaking the truth. You're part of the problem

[@rerecycled7507]

@@dnice2000 The first thing he says is "Yeah you landed on the moon but what's up with your helmet". There are legit reasons to doubt the moon landing and the helmets have little to do with it. He's not speaking the truth anymore, he's subverting. You don't even know what the problem you claim I'm a part of is.

[@dnice2000]

@@rerecycled7507 he's not subverting, he's trying to make a point. It was a terrible example sure, however it's clear what he's getting at. People make something out of nothing and are more worried about some made up bullshit that's not even there rather than what is. If you don't understand that, I don't know what to tell you.

[@VladShadz]

"It was a long time ago.." I DIED AHAHA

[@elephantcup]

You're just not listening. Exactly. Nothing that Burr said was unclear.

[@Mediados]

Well he understood everything but sometimes its hard to get how Bill gets to some topics. You can follow him without any problem, but he would start talking about salad and end up roasting radical feminists. Conan just thought "How the hell did we end up here?".

[@InjusticeJosh]

@@Mediados Heh it’s like how sometimes when I’m thinking about a lot of things I’m like, “Wait I was talking about x how the heck am I now thinking about y” and you retrace your thinking to see how you got there.

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

@@Mediados well if you listen, you'll know how, and who knows maybe we can learn a thing or two, contextual coherence isn't mandatory in conversations as long as the point ties the beginning to the end

[@yigyog]

his point is legit but it definitely sounds like he said horse

[@boooomerwang]

yeah. most of us knew who that "horse" is.

[@VGDocs]

Bill Burr and Conan have such perfect chemistry, it's like a married couple that'd actually work out.

[@haylongwang3002]

Yeah, because the critic each other

[@TheShark447]

@Roger Hammond that's why conan fits perfectly. Because he always gets Bill riled up and ranting, which is where his funniest stuff comes from. Watch his interviews on other late night shows. They just let him rant but then he runs out of things to say rather quickly

[@kylesoutlooks7259]

Ishkur You were onto something than you said that bs at the end and lost me. Bill Burr never runs out of things to say, just seems like he becomes fed up and “ I believe ” he tends to think ppl don’t care to listen.

[@kylesoutlooks7259]

Bill and Conan Have the best late night. No need for Jimmy Fallon to fake laugh his way through a bit when you have two guys like this. Plus they have to get along. Same team. REDS

[@john_avernia]

@Roger Hammond Thats his role. To play the straight guy. Check Conan O'Brien podcast. I think Bill did the podcast the same day he did this interview. Bill even mentioned how Conan is the only host that understand him, and let him to "score" on a talk show. They're quite fond of each other.

[@AABB-zb6dv]

Bill Burr tells a story about how he was once attacked by a wild horse.

[@shanena5322]

AOC was in town? 😅

[@AABB-zb6dv]

@@shanena5322 lol

[@counterhit121]

Kirsten Shaw is a horse

[@Handlegamer12360]

@@shanena5322 lol that made my day🤣

[@rb-vg6nu]

I love the fact that conan and bill can yell at each other and still sound friendly with each other

[@nicok8203]

someone I know is always cursing at everybody everywhere and makes them curse and yell back at him and somehow he makes friends that way, it's like an art form

[@naqihassan4318]

@@nicok8203 The Art of Delivery matters. Nothing more

[@zariohenry3781]

Bill and Conan need their own show. They are a riot every time they are together.

[@KhromTX]

2:37 Conan pressing the panic button to alert producers

[@huachenbu2604]

khrom and bill burr just wanna be himself

[@TJDrumsRHCP]

I know you're joking but he seems to be reaching for a text card or something 0:05

[@alexmihai1914]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheDirle]

Bill Burr drops truth bombs, everyone else looks at each other nervously to see if it's ok to agree or if they should be "offended". Strange times indeed.

[@gibletgoblet]

NepsejNesnhoj He literally said you can't blame Trump for offering fast food at the White House and you're on here commenting about "truth bombs". You must be an incel.

[@BalticIOW]

​@@gibletgoblet How is that even remotely related?

[@gibletgoblet]

L. S. Because Bill Burr said it while he was dropping these "truth bombs" you seem so convinced by. Tell me, what truth bombs are you referring to?

[@BalticIOW]

@@gibletgoblet He was stating a fact and then talking about weird reaction in society which was automatically proven by audience. Call it a truth bomb or not, those are not my words. Also I still dont get what does this has to do with Drumpf. Acknowledging violence/crimes goes both ways is not the same as joke about Drupety bumpety.

[@TheDirle]

@@gibletgoblet If that is all you got from that whole clip, I am sad for you.

[@EBProGamer]

Bill was on top of his game, just calling out everybody left and right especially the audience.

[@MikeHawk-tj3dz]

IS

[@EBProGamer]

@SUPERNATURAL MAN no his wife is awesome, for some reason all these incels tend to watch Bills monday morning Podcast and as soon as they hear a female voice they freak out. Their arguments tend to make the Podcast more enjoy able because in the end one of em says something that is funny or makes fun of the other

[@EBProGamer]

@@MikeHawk-tj3dz Yeah of course it's just that this Video WAS recorded in the past

[@blackout07blue]

Bill Burr should stop defending pedophiles and gropers. I say that as his fan.

[@blackout07blue]

And nobody watches his podcast who isn’t a fan. I’m a fan and don’t even know if its existence. People have a life.

[@psychicpotatoboy]

Its funny how neutral Bill Burr is, he doesn’t pick sides but defends or picks on both 😂

[@SlickAstley_TV]

That's what being reasonable is. Goddamn identity politics has turned the US into a cult nation

[@maxfrankow1238]

@@SlickAstley_TV Bill Burr is an American treasure and what we need right now.

[@diegomeringer3953]

i know thank goodness he supports green party maybe more people will vote for them

[@Liwet.]

He tries to offend both sides sometimes too. "Trump is such a dolt, that I'm actually considering voting for a woman."

[@mattsupertramp6506]

"Bojack Horseman indicted on sexual harassment charges" LA county prosecutor: "We're finally going after 'the horse'"

[@iiii4271]

Well played, *strokes cat* well played indeed...

[@firstnamelastname-zo5gd]

"you landed on the moon but whats up with your helmet" so true

[@butterflyeffect1036]

"Whats up with the flag?"

[@paulinegallagher7821]

whats up with the shadows right there?

[@paulinegallagher7821]

such a cynical bunch of people who refuse to believe men were on the moon, like they know better just by looking at some photos

[@firstnamelastname-zo5gd]

@@paulinegallagher7821 no the joke is more like say someone did an insane slam dunk but they have a pimple.

[@paulinegallagher7821]

@@firstnamelastname-zo5gd well yeah, that's is probably what he meant :), but the people who look for something suspicious like to look for conspiracies are worse than the idiots who undermine the greatness of stuff.

[@InfiniteDreamzxP]

That crowd was hella biased against Bill and he still made them laugh

[@TobyTurner]

David Herrera hero

[@AlphaBeastHD]

TobyTurner hahahhahah Toby what are you doing here

[@johnbishop9621]

The audience is supposed to lighten the mood so obviously they'll laugh

[@GAoctavio]

- You just said that! - That was a long time ago Lmaoooooooooo

[@vikashsamaga]

Bill Burr's therapist is gonna have a LOT of material to work with after this

[@chosenArchitec]

😂

[@alexpollock6932]

Conan is bills therapist

[@Metalheadharsh]

From a Scripted Rant? I mean anyone not new to this would know what material to work with, especially for Bill Burr.

[@brianbozo2447]

Just when Bill Burr wades into PC world, and Conan tries to hold him back, Burr just goes full speed ahead !

[@TheBanderson22]

A man of integrity.

[@nookied3735]

Bill Burr is the best. It's amazing how in 2019 everyone is so uncomfortable with reality and truth.

[@r13hd22]

Is it "everyone" or just Hollywood and parts of Social Media? Because a hell of a lot of people love Burr and Chappelle...

[@adebowalekonstantinov404]

people should stop acting like they're special just because bill burr is funny and makes sense... grow tf up and stop nagging and complaining about our times like the people you're criticizing! It's like every shitting comment I ever see under a good comedian's video!

[@jackdurden2483]

Get ready for 2k20!!

[@andya2665]

Not everyone... juust the lefty millenials.

[@jonathanalessandrini5621]

“It’s never about what the pictures about, it’s whats happening in the corners”- Bill Burr

[@MrJoeyJoJo]

So deep.

[@korey311]

Bill burr hasn't seen the video of him talkin to that girl with a hot mic. That dude is a creep

[@coreyS33]

He's seen it. He knows exactly what Biden is. He's covering.

[@jakel7820]

The grown women ones are debatable. The one where he is groping children is not debatable.

[@atlantean1209]

korey311 yeah this is the one time I disagree w bill

[@Onlyrealmusic4life]

I think that video is edited

[@jakel7820]

@@Onlyrealmusic4life the fully unedited video from cspan?

[@nex6058]

Conan trying to act like he doesn't know what Bill's talking about.

[@thomasprost10]

Notice how Conan never "understands" him? Of course he knows what Bill ist talking about but asking this guarantees a brilliant answer from him.

[@armentopchyan]

@@thomasprost10 Conan knows how to T-up Bill Burr. Great duo everytime

[@filiusreticulum2926]

He doesn't want to be de-platformed

[@theun4giv3n]

@@filiusreticulum2926 exactly. Conan can't be seen to be supportive of anti Democrat calling outs.

[@SASMADBRUV7]

I respect conan more than most talk show hosts as he at the very least allows people like bill to say these things

[@zuhairhussain5859]

Bill literally opened up on national television about being harassed by a drunk woman on and people just laughed it off, god damn

[@92brunod]

Not harassed, molested.

[@mikeock3164]

he presented it as a joke tho

[@92brunod]

@@mikeock3164 No, he didn't. He just told it as a thing that happened to him. People laugh because we've been told that any kind of assault against men from women is funny.

[@xandercorp6175]

Because it literally doesn't matter beyond the laugh. He got over it, you should too - just use the fact that it happens to keep things in perspective.

[@foxy916]

@@xandercorp6175 get over sexual assault? jesus

[@ChrisNemo]

He literally said he got molested and everyone just laughed and made jokes. Double standards at its ginest

[@hunter-xp3nu]

at its ginest

[@laythadrian5705]

@@hunter-xp3nu cause they assault you with their giners

[@hunter-xp3nu]

@@laythadrian5705 heh giner

[@mtrps_]

@@hunter-xp3nu a thing that vagines

[@ericg_2025]

"What club is it and how do I get there" literally proved Bill's point

[@rachele3334]

Yeah, I was disappointed in Conan when he said that. It’s a real issue and not funny. But he’s supposed to be funny, so he took the easy route and got the laugh.

[@Tential1]

Yup, and so you have to wonder what man is going to complain about being groped to open ridicule?

[@alicante275]

Oh, lighten up! Conan's response at the end.."it's been a long time" was hilarious...

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

Funny how this is a clip of someone interviewing a comedian and people are mad about a joke

[@homoerectus3355]

@@rachele3334 disagree entirely with this, conan basically has a long running joke about himself being a massive perv and a comment like that followed by his other joke “it’s been a long time” works very well within the character he plays.

[@kurtkugel2365]

He’s not having a breakdown he’s just from Boston. I have to deal with people thinking I’m freaking out all the time as well.

[@RashidMBey]

Same. It's annoying af. This is how some of us just communicate.

[@TheRealBizWiz]

He’s sitting there blindly defending Joe Biden without facts. Just because he’s loud doesn’t make him right.

[@kurtkugel2365]

@@TheRealBizWiz Lol I never said anything about him being right or wrong lol. My comment was not political.

[@holysmokes1047]

@@kurtkugel2365 but of course there's always that dipshit that makes it political for imaginary internet points

[@Mayorofsexytown1303]

@@TheRealBizWiz your an idiot lol

[@midknight_flight2902]

The way bill burr insults the crowd has me *wheezing*

[@siaahmadi413]

Who else actually heard “horse”? I did for a fraction of a second but because I know this joke from Bill Burr’s other clips I immediately realized he was saying “whores”

[@djh2214]

Conan: you just said it. Bill: that was a long time ago. Me: 😂😂😂

[@starr0401]

It was a different time.

[@Dmdm_dm]

Bill Burr is the ballsiest comedian. Nobody has attacked the virtue signalling culture like that on a late night show.

[@pale_saint]

He has no balls, he literally bows down to the worst stereotypes and continues to pump ”evil white man” garbage into people’s minds.

[@PepsiFuture]

Nothing he said was bold. I’m not disagreeing with him, but don’t act like this was even an unpopular opinion

[@PepsiFuture]

Tony Arcieri oh look an oppressed “evil white man” :( how do you manage to make it through your daily life being white?

[@timoyr2954]

@@PepsiFuture Not as a whole, but on major US talk shows? I can't think of anyone else saying stuff like that recently.

[@dxcSOUL]

D84 can you clarify “virtue signalling culture?” Because the Christian Right has been doing that since its inception...

[@pro-er1mx]

Lol Conan showing how elite his interviewing skills are. Conan let’s Bill rant and say what ever he wants. because of PC culture, Conan acts at times where he doesn’t understand and even calls Bill angry. Yet there were no sign of hostility towards Bill and had great rapport.

[@abberss]

Conan is very skilled at reigning in his guests without making them feel uncomfortable

[@sstills951]

Abbers he wasn’t reigning Bill in. Basically letting Bill continue his rant while making it look like he himself was taken aback or confused with what Bill was saying. That absolves him from any blame the softies might try to pin on him. He has to do that in today’s PC culture.

[@ronburgundy4446]

Did someone mention PC culture?

[@pmiskovic]

it's called playing the straight man guys...it's a comedy technique, check it out

[@fatimatuzzahra4036]

he should have told him no it is wrong that uncle joe sniffed women's hair and they are saying it was creepy so you dun get to decide how you can lay hands of women.

[@IAssassinII]

3:01 Conan couldn't pretend he didn't understand any longer

[@MrGeorgekostas]

You can see Conan gets what he's saying when he talks about stuff but he tries to play it out in a fun way like he's being ridiculous They probably hang out together outside of tv too Two of my favorite people in the industry

[@wolfspain7385]

This is what I was waiting for when they released more Conan/Burr interviews.

[@osoharlemkid]

Why I thought this said Joe budden lol

[@professionalmemeenthusiast2117]

Bill on talk shows is simultaneously entertaining and frustrating. He tells the audience nothing but pure facts the whole time and they can't deal with it.

[@animatheanimationarchive7577]

It’s so sad how Conan has to pass off everything Bill Burr says as crazy talk, even though everything he says makes sense. It even ends with Bill Burr talking about how he gets groped at comedy clubs, and then Conan passes it off as a joke. Not blaming Conan for how he conducted the guest segment; his audience is just not prepared to accept the truth that Bill Burr dishes out.

[@ryanschuette9062]

"Did he just sniff her?!!" Good lord you kill me Bill

[@robbieredrum5953]

Burr is amazing. When he's with Conan it's hilarious.

[@topher_512]

lol @ "this is why no decent human being will run for president"

[@djh2214]

Chris Pedersen none ever has.

[@rajasmasala]

@Jessica S Grassroots movements are excellent. Do not let Republican vs Democrat and the associated indoctrination, or hatred of unwelcome neighbours, set your agenda. Focus on what you and your neighbour agree on. It should also help avoiding getting bogged down trying to solve things you can't stop anyway like your grandkids living on Mars right here. That's my philosophy of practical civic and political betterment.

[@momal0]

@@rajasmasala yea i agree, but honestly. I feel like if Bernie wouldve ran as a Republican, the democrats would ignore his message completly and slander him. Even if his campaign broadly aligns with the dems. I m just saying Republicans are more probable to change to be dems than dems are changing to republicans.

[@brandonwainscott7491]

They do...they just don't get elected.

[@DearxAgony02]

@@momal0 woah hold up. You have both mixed up. Dems are actually the ones more likely to vote for the other party. Republicans are basically fanatics of a football team.

[@padraigmurphy3540]

The best parts are always when Bill makes Conan laugh into his hand to a point where Conan can't talk all while Bill just continues to rant lol

[@darthzeltroth7758]

Most of these people know he speaks the truth, they just don’t clap and laugh because they’re afraid of the consequences of agreeing.

[@Heavenzvoice]

Darth Zeltroth NAILED IT!!!

[@lewashby8662]

And the consequences would be...zero. Like, actually none. What do you expect? People being thrown in jail for laughing at something? Get your head out of your ass.

[@VMohdude-]

@@lewashby8662 for real tho

[@Mediados]

Depends on who ur talking about. the Hosts have to try to stay neutral as good as they can, they have something to lose. But the audience doesnt.

[@Driv3ItLikeUStoleIt]

Bill really should invite Conan to his podcast. #ConanOnMMPC let make a campaign 😂

[@Skankhunt42....]

Bill was on Conan's already, in case you missed it.

[@TheTyty2010]

Signed

[@colinglen4505]

when you see bill in modern interviews he looks exasperated with the reaction of modern audiences. experience has taught him when an audience laughs but modern audiences have been influenced by the constant PC drum thumping over the past 10 years. he seems totally fed up.

[@satevo462]

"That was a long time ago" is one of the greatest counter-arguments of all time. That thin I JUST said, yeah, stop bringing that up.

[@danmeyers2506]

He’s 100% right about female creeps. I’ve got more than a few stories as a granite contractor.

[@uttamjeetsingh7451]

Granite contractor? You mean tiles and stuff for people's houses?

[@danmeyers2506]

Uttamjeet Singh slab mainly

[@xjcrossx]

Lol. I'll bet. Lonely housewives spending their husband's money only to cheat on him with the granite guy. Hopefully you never were _that guy_ though.

[@Ambu557]

yall know who Amber herd is ??

[@useyournogos6845]

@@Ambu557 Yeah, a witch

[@newoldrenegade]

Best Bill Burr interviews are when the audience is uncomfortable.

[@viktorsilva4017]

I love how Bill says something that creates a huge movement in the room and then goes for "i'm just sayin..."

[@joaobarbosa-qj7kq]

or I don´t know

[@americantacos7618]

That's how he can be rash but still get around being flamed

[@Shrimp_Insurance]

He just drops truth bombs and walks away

[@vincent20541]

oh man, when conan starts laughing and bill swearing, i lost it

[@KaitainCPS]

He's right about Millennials. And the reason why is fairly simple: Millennials (especially the younger ones) had very little unstructured play as kids. It was largely supervised. So they have relatively little experience of negotiating conflicts on their own without recourse to authority. They grew up being taught that all disagreements had to be mediated by parents and teachers, and therefore that the way to get any problem situation sorted was by tattling to an authority figure. So most Millennials are tattle-tales, with social media as the proxy for the parents and teachers they kept blubbing to when they were younger.

[@californiarollwithramensea8220]

I just want the baby boomers to die out so the world can be better

[@LuckerW3]

So it's Boomer's fault. Cool.

[@roxyfoxyyy7]

Sam Jackson wait. So you’re 8 years old? You’re not allowed to be on the internet!

[@KaitainCPS]

@@californiarollwithramensea8220 Get in line behind Gen X.

[@broncos915]

“She’s coming full court press” hahahahahahahahaa 😂😂😂

[@caseytodd7632]

Bill is always dependable for laying down some quality knowledge.

[@Boppsta712]

Like his podcast I listened to where he admitted that he had only seen a short clip of Bidens creepy montage, before continuing to go on about it, still having not watched it.

[@FUNKACHELI]

Actually he's laying down no knowledge cause the senate swearing in ceremony shows him touching very young girls in an inappropriate manner , but its kept out of headlines for the more milder photos Burr uses to excuse his sick behavior and they all know it , it's viral on youtube with millions of views .

[@whatisdoneinthedarkwillbeb9204]

yeah look it up Biden does this to children too. Jeff sessions wouldnt let him touch his grandkids for a reason.

[@fatimatuzzahra4036]

like telling people how sniffing women"s hair and laying hands on women is great?

[@davebcf1231]

He frequently says he barely reads anything and not to take him seriously. It's amazing how many people still don't comprehend that he's a comedian. Of course there's some truth to what he says. There's some truth to most good comedy. That's what makes it funny.

[@himynamelscolin]

1:20 "the horse??" such a genuine tone i die everytime xD

[@TheBabylonProject]

"You're a bunch of rats" - Bill Burr

[@michaelhartman2645]

I read this comment EXACTLY as he said it 😂

[@happyraven4007]

I would have loved it if Conan said " would you let Joe Biden hug your daughter Bill" im pretty sure he would say "NO" lol

[@StageInTheSkyCreations]

lol, which would prove absolutely nothing.

[@WhenDarknessFalls100]

you do realize that you are the creep here, right ?

[@ZzzZzz-fg9hx]

Stop being a dumbass, Raven

[@reggin867]

You would be making a valid point if we lived on planet retardanium

[@HankGowdey]

@Parker Then how come she got over 70 upvotes and you got none?

[@XiyuYang]

How is this guy still alive with such a sense of humor in this day and age lol

[@ANGELOFDARKification]

Bill burr always speaks facts then finishes it with "I don't know" 😂

[@jaygatsby3076]

Thank you Team Coco for making my friday evening here in Spain more amazing!!

[@withoutmyheart]

Jay Gatsby Must be a really lovely evening. I wish I could visit Spain one day.

[@blackout07blue]

I hope OP is not one of the pedophiles happy for the Biden defense.

[@Culperrr]

Conan just brings Burr on the show so he can silently agree with him, lol. I feel like Conan is just like Burr, but because he is contracted under Disney, he has to be PC. This is great tv.

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

Total War HQ since when is TBS owned by Disney?

[@Culperrr]

@@manuginobilisbaldspot424 My bad. Was thinking of Jimmy Kimel. Robert Iger is Guillermo's boss, which means Kimmels boss is Igar.

[@Culperrr]

@Chewy Whiskers My bad. Was thinking of Jimmy Kimel. Robert Iger is Guillermo's boss, which means Kimmel's boss is Igar.

[@josephguzman4737]

Bill burr is in the new star wars mandalorian show comming out soon, therefore contracted by Disney. I hope cry babies dont complain to disney about him.

[@mareda528]

I like Bill, but man, those clips of Joe are creepy af. Those girls are clearly uncomfortable, and rightly so.

[@cesarmadero05]

1:33 Conan: "divorce!? I thought you said the horse!?" lmao, Conan got a horse gifted by Letterman that year. And Andy got into a proccess of a divorce the previous year.

[@BuffaloFan716]

“You’re having a full on breakdown!” LMAO

[@76cruiser30]

"Look, that was a long time ago" I fukn love this guy. LMAO

[@alexanderdula2531]

This is probably the least I've seen Conan laugh with Bill Burr out of all of the interviews they've had.

[@RuiLopesOutrorui]

"That was a long time ago..." Damn, i laughed so hard at that one.

[@nofood1]

Impossible to just watch 1 Bill Burr video. 🤣