Bill Burr Hates Black Friday | CONAN on TBS

[@hipnhappenin]

There's a bill burr rant for everything

[@Afromentioned42]

hipnhappenin as there should be

[@johna3072]

hipnhappenin as he should

[@SaintMu]

+Chevy J damn straight

[@jsera]

everything relevant at least.

[@lclane5256]

He's like the Ben & Jerry's of comedy. A flavor for every occasion.

[@チャーリーブラウン-w8l]

“If they get less, they get less... It gives them drive.” Truth

[@l.s3132]

Thanks for highlighting this quote.

[@medexamtoolscom]

But you can still get them less, AND pay less FOR it. Doesn't it take more drive to put up with crap in order to get those better prices?

[@vinnregi4882]

True. I couldn't afford MGS3 for PS2 when i was a kid. So i stole it from one of the kids we hanged out with.

[@jettk7284]

@@vinnregi4882 Lol not that kind of drive

[@jermainewatson670]

The crowd laughed like it was a punch line smh

[@sheateeley1]

"And what do you think they got?" "I don't know..." "They got trampled!" 😂

[@sandeshkshetri3867]

One of the most ridiculous punchlines outta nowhere.

[@ashrafshelmani]

This teared my eyes laughing 😂

[@dr.stevebrule4511]

That thing where you read the comment directly when he’s saying it in the video

[@muhammadusama6173]

That was epic XD

[@samkulik4642]

hAHAHAHA YESS

[@Denverdude7]

His anger makes everyone healthier. It's like he says what everyone bottles up.

[@Denverdude7]

@John Wayne you know it. Social media isn't helping either.

[@jamesboulger8705]

He helps confirm what you always suspected.

[@dandcc9192]

It's like he soaks up all the anger of mankind and sacrifices himself. He is like our anger Jesus.

[@DIMP11]

Gotta love Bill even if you hate him. He doesn't give a rat's ass.

[@tobyjackson1742]

That's why there's no Russian comedians

[@TenThumbsProductions]

The best part about Bill Burr doing late night is how hard he makes the hosts laugh.

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

Except Colbert.

[@jayred1]

Yeah his whole bit about the lesbian “trying to hard” was comedic gold and Colbert just sat there all uptight, to afraid to laugh or at least react in any sort of way, was boarder line insulting lol.

[@barberitis]

I hope he never does Colbert again. That was painful to watch.

[@dcool2u2]

Colbert has no sense of humor. And worse than that, he just stares at a comedian WITH a sense of humor trying to get laughs. No support for the guest. I would think the host should always be there for their guests. Watching Conan with Burr makes the bits even funnier. It's obvious he loves Bill's humor and that relaxes the audience too.

[@michaelhansen2309]

@@dcool2u2 Colbert just got so woke he's become unfunny I think.

[@alxsend8045]

"And what did they get, huh? What did they get?" "I don’t know." "They got TRAMPLED!"

[@alexdasliebe5391]

Alxs End @1:48 setup

[@DancinDane]

Best part 😂

[@SwaggerChiick1]

🤣🤣

[@RogueReplicant]

It was even better: Bill: And what did they get? What do you think they got? Conan: I...I don't know... Bill: They got trampled!

[@alxsend8045]

@@RogueReplicant That’s what I said.

[@theviralvideos542]

"Nothing in Wallmart is worth getting trampled over."

[@RockSmithStudio]

📠📠📠

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

He's right.

[@nomadshankar]

Clearly he doesnt know about ipad😀

[@hey.hombre]

Unless the last loaf of stale bread is all that is left in the city during a famine. You would kill for it.

[@hypnos9336]

@@hey.hombre yeah we don't have those problems here in America

[@roop94]

Bill Burr is a national treasure.

[@kriminal84s]

*Global

[@alfredo9647]

im the 100th like you A-holes

[@asihall85]

*transdimentional

[@frankdrebin7949]

Did you just ASSUME his dimension???

[@Lolmeep]

Actually Nicholas Cage is a national treasure,

[@perks6292]

2:11 Look at Conan's hand movements. That is peak anticipating a good-ass joke.

[@sammolder4958]

or maybe, is because was reharsel

[@parsa2176]

@@sammolder4958 no tv doesnt let people like bill burr say what they want but bill just says it anyway

[@High_Monk]

@@sammolder4958 rehearsal with Bill Burr? You don't know him too well I guess. Dude will say whatever pops in his head and trust me, he wouldn't remember the rehearsal.

[@tamihayes5313]

Yeah... I love seeing that...

[@tamihayes5313]

@@sammolder4958 that too... have to admit.. so thought that. I learned that even the the questions are already picked to give the guests the set up for their already rehearsed answer.

[@JoseChavez-ct1db]

"Grabbing your wig, suspenders flying off..." I'm dead bruh 😂😂

[@albpoolshark]

@@user-jp3tp7fv1s the only reason he even knows about wig-grabbing is because he's married to a black woman and has been involved in the black community for over a decade... he's the furthest from a racist and the black community loves him, myself, my family and friends included.

[@wrightcodyj]

@@user-jp3tp7fv1s that's a generalization and in turns makes you sound racist yourself

[@FPSBuzz]

@@user-jp3tp7fv1s yeah you're the only one who sounds racist here bud

[@mrman2415]

@Coffee Nut ☕️ I know right. He doesn't even shoplift ffs

[@rancidcrawfish]

​@@mrman2415lmao

[@mannyverse6158]

Can I just watch Bill Burr rant for the rest of my life? I would be very happy

[@sagarasousuke3757]

download the Monday morning podcast of him and you get a rant every Monday :)

[@scientificatheist9381]

Manny S bill hicks

[@MikeJones-cf2uj]

Sagara Sousuke 100% i get sent notifications for every video. can't get enough

[@roflrofl1234rofl]

I love to listen to bill burr on other peoples podcasts like Joe Rogan's but nothing is more boring to me than listening to someone talk about sports. I can't get into the monday morning podcast because Bill talks about sports way too much.

[@oneforalottamoney]

Sagara Sousuke from where exactly I don't have any apple devices

[@nuclearwinter391]

Conan is laughing his ass off, no faking. Burr is the real deal.

[@fraydiethemachine7541]

Lolk

[@andriusval2011]

sir

[@leah6029]

Conan's true laugh is a beautiful thing

[@phattjohnson]

Bill Burr is saying all this from the heart too. Minimal scripting!

[@zzevans]

2:11 is the happiest conan you will ever see

[@GatileoGatilei]

OMG lol he looks like a little kid with a story in his head

[@gizzad]

Thank you! Truly the best moment

[@andyk2594]

but have you seen 2:31 though :'D

[@marco9561]

But have you all seen the bill burr oprah rant?

[@huachenbu2604]

kinda cute

[@teeheeleelee]

I love seeing Conan’s genuine laughter whenever Bill comes on. Conan almost can’t contain himself at some of the stuff Bill says, and I love it.

[@g194g]

2:00 Conan got so excited and happy when he realized where the joke was going. Really appreciates Bill’s comedy

[@sainters7]

2 sarcastic Irish redheads from Boston, they get each other

[@donwolfberg8419]

More Bill Burr . . in fact, Conan and Bill Burr make a good team

[@williamtim5893]

Don Wolfberg Team Red

[@that1guy567]

Don Wolfberg I agree

[@redpopcorn2177]

Or a tv show

[@blazin1397]

RedPopcorn21 nah keep it as it is

[@jake5058]

I think Conan likes that Bill is the stereotypical Massachusetts guy. Reminds him of home

[@andrewptob]

"For what? To get an above-ground pool for 30 dollars off?" So funny

[@knightoyin6500]

I love how Conan just sits back and enjoys himself when he has such interesting guests on his show. Unlike the likes of Fallon who will just keep interrupting and fake laughing all through, Conan is genuine.

[@WuShogun212]

Not only that but repeating every funny thing the guest says like an echo or a parrot.

[@Tommyr]

I can't stand Fallon. He's not that funny AT ALL and he's a yes man/butt kisser.

[@knightoyin6500]

Tommyr Spot on, you won't get any argument from me..LOL

[@gcc4426]

right. fallon makes my eyes roll back my head a long time ago, makes me cringe. i haven't checked that channel for years, unless there's legit interesting with 1M+ views then only i'll peek into it.

[@adriangheorghe4872]

Craig does it too !

[@alfalarcon8326]

"Where are those mint Milano cookies" 😂😂😂

[@barberitis]

Yeah. That really cracked me up.

[@Scarletraven87]

Are those the After Eight?

[@InjusticeJosh]

Gotta get those cookies that your grandma never has too.

[@harold3165]

You only laughed because Conan found it so funny

[@Erik75893]

I don't get it

[@cornhusker221]

"You go over the top like Walter Payton." A Bill Burr classic!

[@claudiuivaniuc6]

"For what? To get an above-ground pool for 30 dollars off?" So funny

[@theHardyMonster1984]

I like how half the audience probably had to google 'Walter Payton'.

[@rexkwondo8848]

Conan: There were women that waited 22 days at Best Buy. Bill: And what do you think they got? Conan: I don't know. Bill: THEY GOT TRAMPLED!!!

[@json7598]

I think this one my favorite, he just spits out punchlines without even trying

[@morganmmontz]

No one makes Conan laugh like Bill Burr does.

[@jonnyhatter35]

every time he's a guest, Conan just loses it! lmao

[@Opeth3455]

Morgan Montz bill burr is getting better and interviews I think Conan is trying to do that

[@michaeljenkins7024]

Norm Macdonald does.

[@rishabh9188]

@@michaeljenkins7024 That's true, and I don't really get it because I find Bill Burr a lot funnier on Conan's show than Norm.

[@edgoodwin4389]

He’s speaking the truth in a comedic way. It’s really sad how consumerism has completely infected our country and people are willing to waste time on a line for a discount on something they don’t need.

[@msyedx]

“mint milano cookies” gets me every time 😂

[@marksstudio]

I never tire of seeing Bill Burr and Conan interact. These guys are fabulous, and I love how Conan lets Bill roam around on the jokes to get to the usually outrageously funny punchline. Just wonderful and comedy gold.

[@kennytee6882]

Come on TeamCoco, if you're gonna re-upload old Clips, couldn't you at least re-upload full Conan-Bill Burr interviews for us loyal fans?

[@BlackPlated]

Or at least make clear that it's an old clip.

[@alfreddelatourquipenche8287]

But we remember.

[@1riqoispliskin]

Kenny Tee more ad revenue

[@michaeldiaz9914]

It's not a re-upload, someone else uploaded it before, it wasn't Team Coco that first uploaded it

[@rodericf1]

I got the 666th upvote! Hail Satan!

[@Bushwackerhistory]

Dude, Bill at Conan's once a couple of weeks is the dream.

[@chrome9455]

2:11 look at conan like a kid genuinely invested in the joke, i love it only conan actually laugh on bill's jokes openly.

[@aft2749]

*2:10** Conan being cute imitating Burr's gestures... That was Conan's inner child trying to come out and say hi.*

[@joellek.8260]

Loll true

[@theodenking169]

I think he was about to interrupt then wisely decided against it

[@Brainsore.]

I think this has to be the cringiest comment I’ve ever seen on the internet. Congrats.

[@aaronfelman1000]

Conan’s giddiness at 2:12 is adorable and super nerdy.

[@aaronfelman1000]

30,000 - 40,000 likes and less than a thousand dislikes. The people have spoken: HILARIOUS!

[@fungling7982]

@@aaronfelman1000 It's double the likes now, and still less than 1000 dislikes!

[@yoshatabi]

I'm a simple guy. I see Bill Burr I click.

[@Zizeh8]

Check out his podcast it a full hour of his bullshit every time

[@RNDMID]

You're not a simple guy. You're a good guy.

[@RogueReplicant]

Jeremy C - He didn't say people want to buy wigs, he said people's wigs and suspenders fly off as they rush the store.

[@epicned3837]

I used to be like you, then I clicked on a Colbert video.

[@zahraabdullahi1601]

Exactly.

[@wannabgenzer]

I rarely see Conan laughing THIS hard

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Unless it's Bill Burr or Norm.

[@adhynugroho9424]

Bill Burr and Norm really release his laughter inhibitions.

[@mikeway2223]

I love when Conan goes into uncontrollable laughter. You know you hit his funny bone when he embraces himself with his arms crossed over. “Where are those mint Milano cookies?” 😂

[@barrymorgan5104]

Bill is one of the greatest talk show guests ever, never a dull moment.

[@xxyanlixx]

lmao bill's take on everything is just hilarious. He sees the ridiculous side of each situation and makes a great joke out of it.

[@gabba1gabba1hey]

I think Bull Burr is the funniest comedian out there right now

[@Walking-MY-Path]

Same.

[@tingtang9302]

cool everyone wants to know your opinion about Bull Burr

[@YourPalHDee]

Louis was my number one, but he's my third now. Patrice would be number 1 if he was still alive, but I feel like Louis has fallen off a little lately. He's really turning more and more PC as time goes on, it's almost creepy to see it, because back in the day on Opie and Anthony he wasn't afraid to say ANYTHING, now he censors himself more and more.

[@gabba1gabba1hey]

Louis CK is a gigantic PC douche. He's like 3 steps removed from being a full on SJW

[@Joshua-jn8xj]

Ferguson Jenkins Dylan Moran is fairly mediocre outside of Black Books imo

[@DrexlTheRomantic]

Bill's rants gonna be a holiday tradition :D

[@MisterCovek]

Go to his site, billburr *dot* com. You can listen to his podcast there. He uploaded a Thanksgiving episode yesterday. Hilarious stuff.

[@elerrwi44]

I'm a simple man, I see "Bill Burr hates...." I immediately click and like the video

[@SamFarley098]

Bro... you copied my comment

[@SamFarley098]

at least mine has more likes haha

[@RogueReplicant]

He did say "haha", tho

[@RogueReplicant]

Elerrwi - Lol, me too! Sometimes I click "like" before I even know what he hates, ha ha ha!

[@WBUline]

After a 28 year run, Conan's 'late night' show ends on June 24th, 2021. For all of us who love to go on the regular Conan with Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald binges, let's all upvote this for Team Coco to see who we want as the first guests in his new HBO Max variety show!!!! Hail team Coco!

[@stardust628]

Are you sure man ?

[@cutaway79]

Can't forget about Conan with Jeff Goldblum.

[@Mike-nf6nf]

@@check4v Explain to the folks at home what bad news is.

[@nadaelian367]

Sadly no more norm .. :(

[@DaddyTre65]

(1:06) "There is nothing in WAL-MART worth getting trampled over!" Bill Burr is awesome!

[@spanishinquisition5032]

Honestly the best host with probably the best guest

[@sais8681]

Yes. Seriously can't get any better than this.

[@hemmojito]

Conan invites Bill to tell the stuff he would love to say but can't because of his image. Love both and their friendship.

[@aeroaddict]

I love everything that starts with "Bill Burr Hates..." he's the master of ranting.

[@AbeFroman-zx5hs]

I watch this every Black Friday. ‘There’s nothing at Walmart worth getting trampled over’. ‘Go in about 40 deep’. Classic.

[@TreyTrimble]

Ugh I can never ever get enough Bill Burr. And dangit, I love love love seeing Bill make Conan genuinely laugh that hard. Such joy it brings to me haha That may be my favorite part of the clips of Bill on Conan

[@irotinmyskin]

one day he will be the most hilarious grandpa ever. ranting 24/7 non stop

[@deltaop1reload]

*Bill Burr - The funniest man in the whole damn Milky Way.*

[@Alex4TheWorld]

Conan needs to join Bill on the MMPC

[@SamandRie]

He should atleast guest on one. That would be so sick

[@ShevCheNko_tv]

It would a hell of a podcast!

[@MoeMentos]

STFUAlex Cheap repost by Team COCO in an effort to get views. This is a couple years old, and it had around 800k total when I watched it last month.

[@musicstuff2685]

oh geeezus yes!

[@ng23242]

Waking up at 4:30am to work at 6am on Black Friday made me want to personally fight the people that are lined up outside of the mall before I’m even awake

[@erikandrus4387]

Seriously though, his message resonates on so many levels. You can't even give store employees one day to themselves to enjoy however they see fit before the busiest day of the shopping season. And when people do show up to shop they behave like animals over 4 ounces of steak. I love Bill Burr for this.

[@parisianguy4491]

Is Bill Burr a permanent member of the show now ? ⚆ _ ⚆

[@XxPlus6xX]

Shhhh... You're safe now.

[@navonmyhand7999]

Hopefully. ಠ_ಠ

[@alexpollock6932]

Parisian Guy that would be the ultimate Christmas gift

[@MrSkinnyWhale]

I think this is from last year

[@bogdanyer]

it is a reupload from a year ago. someone on the seo/marketing side of team coco understood that billy boy always goes viral so they decided to ride a black friday wave.

[@peterpanda7506]

Bill burr is the king of rants, lol. I need 2nd season of 'F is for family'.

[@richrodriguez6211]

I’ve watch this clip 100 times it’s one of my favorites of Bill. The way he piles on the punchlines is brilliant. He doesn’t just deliver one punchline there are several.

[@nicholaspinedo9675]

1:47 "There are women that WEIGH-that WEIGHED-uh-WAITED 22 days at best buy" hahah

[@jacklambert1521]

Watching people fighting over 4K TVs really makes you understand why the people of Rome enjoyed going to the Coliseum. It's like an old-fashioned travelling freak show.

[@Zarrell]

The guests that genuinly make Conan laugh are always the best though Bill is on a whole different level!

[@MiggyMash1218]

Get Bill Burr on a clueless gamer

[@OldSchoolDudeGaming]

omg yes. Agame thats super beloved like Pokemon and watch him rip it apart. People will riot.

[@jbetomp]

Yes please

[@alfinsyah7839]

MiggyMash1218 thats great idea!!! i luv that!!

[@UNOriginalDraw]

That'll be just Conan laughing... and no gameplay at all. Anyway, Bill likes sport but I don't think he want to play games even it about sport

[@ArjitShukla]

I would totally see that

[@kman8749]

Conan loves having this dude on, you can tell. He's in stitches every single time Bill Burr is on his show.

[@houseisforthesoul]

2:09 you can see conan’s mind in sync with bill burr’s as he’s delivering the punchline and the way his eyes lights up he really appreciates the way bill said the joke

[@jere.nurkka]

Ass fart man

[@heatherjustcreate]

Conan's laugh is hilarious. I'm weird. I kinda like being at the stores on Black Friday - not for the deals but to witness the chaos. Ultimate people watching :P

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

awesome

[@Jammil2477]

Heather Ramirez Just don't get trampled!

[@pmm4177]

HeatherJustCreate I love black Friday, it's great shopping from my couch while others are fighting over Playstations or toasters

[@johnettastevens4906]

Yes!!!

[@cc-tz6kq]

The deals are just a bonus lol

[@user-zp8ei6pi7p]

If they would have worked 22 days instead, they could have had 10x as much as they saved at best buy.

[@Vank4o]

You really think they have jobs?

[@smileychess]

It's called Opportunity Cost and only rich people seem to fully understand it.

[@ROCdevelopments]

They don't work Bren.

[@kingofbudokai]

Opportunity cost does not apply if everything they have on sale for black friday is going to be eventually restocked. they could afford more than they purchased on black friday if they had produced 22 days worth of income, even at minimum wage. Working instead of waiting for 22 days does not create a missed opportunity to obtain those items.

[@uFFFO]

you are not in disagreement. bruv. cmon.

[@jojo243]

"they got trampled" has to be one of the greatest set-ups for a joke I have ever seen

[@LionelYuPerformances]

I've already seen this clip like 10 times and it never fails to make me laugh

[@JackHank13]

These two work so great together. It amazing how they work off each other. Conan is a master at the interview. Bill is so freaking funny. He is just real and it’s awesome!

[@jimjohnson5752]

"Over the top like Walter Payton" - CLASSIC line.

[@mattpritzl4669]

No one else makes Conan laugh like Bill Burr

[@nikos-giorgos]

And why tf should we care who makes Conan laugh?

[@fallenshadows555]

Bill Burr always gets Conan legitimately cracking up it's great.

[@BigFuzzy507]

One of the few guests that makes Conan belly laugh like a little kid hahaha. I love it. Bill Burr is the best!

[@rkportlock123]

A Bill Burr rant is never late, Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

[@mmelloe]

2:10 i love that sight of conan preparing with his hands to laugh, he knows the funny is coming

[@aidanrezvani9295]

bill burr is the greatest ranter in comedy today, none of his stuff is scripted that's why Conan is laughing so hard!! With all other guests especially comedians conan knows what they're gonna say because they do rehearsed bits while conversating.

[@ivannson]

Paraphrasing Bill Burr: "There is nothing in Walmart worth getting arrested over"...😂

[@syr72]

I was just at Walmart and I remembered this quote😂

[@nunoafonso2593]

Absolutely brilliant. And Conan just lets him speak. At 2:40 there's a pause but he just waits because he sees Bill is on a roll.

[@thechee514]

Bill Burr might be one of the only guests that makes Conan genuinely laugh this hard every time.

[@51UM]

Bill Burr is a comedic genius

[@brainbug9000]

Bill Burr should become the new Co-host

[@jadenkorr3997]

I love watching Conan's reaction whenever Bill gets into it. That laugh is so genuine it's refreshing.

[@drewcliff82]

"Get an above ground pool for $30 off" 🤣😅😂🤣😅😂

[@thephoenixxy]

It's impossible not to like this guy. He has a way of saying things.

[@ste2158]

"on that linoleum floor to blow out a knee" LOL it's the rich specificity of his descriptions that makes his jokes hilarious. if he just said, "get hurt on that floor" it wouldn't have been funny. burr one of the best to do it

[@13shivan]

2:11 Making Conan so happy should be illegal

[@bronsonandcompany]

Love how at 2:12 Conan mimics Bill's gesture of 'going over the top like Walter Payton'.

[@a.m11558]

In about forty years we’ll all be coming back to these clips like we do for Don Rickles, Robin Williams and Norm MacDonald. Bill’s a legend.

[@bhupendersinghnegi8505]

Never saw Conan laugh till his face turned red on a joke cracked by his guest @2:34..BILL BURR you are a living legend..

[@bennettwaisbren]

Bill Burr is love, Bill Burr is life.

[@domdittyful]

See, this is why I feel Conan is the best late night show host. Her hilarious but he also he knows it's better to let the host be the star. Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon don't do that.

[@TheMastermind729]

Conan is the host though.

[@ConnorMcCartney95]

Dom Jenkins It's a comedian though, you have to just let them ramble like they're doing stand-up

[@JimmyStruthers1000]

Dom Jenkins hows bout jimmy kimmel

[@cagnazzo82]

Hm, I'm not sure what you're trying to say. But he is hilarious. So I agree with that. Def better than the other two.

[@domdittyful]

***** did you not see my second comment? I already stated how my voice command feature causes typos...

[@Novlakain]

When Andy starts laughing you know its top tier comedy👌

[@ZeidGho]

2:10 Conan drawn in to the point he's living the moment 🤣🤣🤣

[@atomicinjun]

"Why wouldn't you just admit that you can't afford it at regular prices?" Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

[@ryansobol8991]

Bill's a treasure. Conan too. One of the few remaining late night hosts with a sense of humor

[@FA_2_Pilot]

He should do a weekly bit with Conan...

[@lynnturman8157]

Make it two. I'll take spicy mustard on mine.

[@k0walsk]

I love seeing Conan just enuinely having such a laugh when Bill is on

[@CTNuch]

I love that this was bracketed by two ads for black Friday sales

[@calluhm9]

So much Bill Burr and I still want more!!

[@qweqqweq2090]

That Conan can actually follow along with him and add to the joke at the end is impressive. Steven Colbert is so obsessed with Trump so he could never do that. Colbert's eyes literally glazed over and he looked like he was about to start yelling at bill in anger for not bad mouthing Trump when he had him on.

[@marcel2942]

Conan's favourite part of the show: when Bill Burr is on it

[@reko3103]

Ya... Burr always makes Conan LOL... stomach clutching LOLs

[@jeffw4809]

Billionaires in hot air balloons dropping toasters....LMAO....😂🤣🤣😂

[@delvoniaquasbex5902]

2.30 : The mint milano cookie line makes Conan laugh so hard he actually hugs himself, lol.

[@peterpetruzzi]

“Richard Branson, one of these f-hot air ballon rich guys...”

[@dustyomeara5070]

By far the greatest comedian on the planet. This guy kills me.