Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago's Wiener's Circle | CONAN on TBS

[@KalinTylerFN]

Most under-appreciated part of this is how the workers never break eye contact with the puppet to look at the guy actually talking. That's what makes this work.

[@jasonchavez8706]

Puppet??? Wtf r u talking about what puppet.

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

@@jasonchavez8706 aren't we all puppets in hands of god

[@jasonchavez8706]

@@mx_k_ch6091 your telling me the dog is a puppet???? Ummmm ya OK 👌sure if u say so .

[@abderrahimabderrahim6659]

@@jasonchavez8706 haha you get it

[@joelpocalips]

@@jasonchavez8706 you on another level my guy.

[@riverduck3]

My son went here years ago. He and the large black lady exchanged insults the whole time. Then while he was leaving, she said, "have a good night sweetie". I want to go there!

[@rezaadara7866]

What is the point of going there to be insulted? As an Asian I just have to go to family gathering to get roasted.

[@rezaadara7866]

@Sweettt! dont go there. The food doesnt seem good either

[@awesomebeard1973]

@@rezaadara7866 sonce uou are Asian, if you really want to get yelled at ...drive. LOL

[@afroshined]

Large black lady, which one?

[@jonnyrello5982]

I grew up and still live in a "roasting" culture. If you can't hang, tough titty. Hold your own in the smack talking game and you'll get your respect.

[@daganrose4427]

Credits to the guy that had to bleep all this out

[@brandenton]

They were going so fast and I was laughing so hard I didn't even notice.

[@danielgover7372]

Nono credits to the guy who had to cut the bleeps out for the normal audio

[@sashankkonathala8627]

@@danielgover7372 and where do i get to see that masterpiece

[@thatonenigeriansformula]

Rip

[@colossalproductionsmeme4906]

LMAO

[@jeffl977]

I love this episode. That woman was a worthy opponent and a good sport. Triumph rocks the house wherever he goes.

[@RichV20]

I think the Hot Dog Queen was the only to ever keep up with Triumph and result in a draw. It was a slugfest with some of the funniest slams.

[@jeffl977]

@@RichV20 Totally agree. I love that chick and the whole hardcore gang behind that counter. And the very end kills me where Triumph is snarfing out his nose and that one dude is totally pissed and his GF is laughing but she topples over.

[@gilveber2929]

@@RichV20 i think she lost because she is a good person, so she gave up acting like the mean bi tch she isnt.

[@draum8103]

Poochie (the main insulting lady) at the end: 'You gonna sign this tittie before you leave!' lol

[@charleybarley914]

I still wanna know if Jack signed that tittie

[@katieacker7652]

I love how everyone was quietly getting their work done, while this woman argued at a dog.

[@yoyu8641]

Well just another Tuesday

[@JammastaJ23]

Really she argued with Robert Smigels right arm lol

[@brett8460]

The guy in red was having the time of his life. 😂

[@flixnetty8303]

"relish, onion, disinfectant" - in 2020, we call that the COVID-19 special

[@stefanbrouwer459]

And at some point everyone just stopped just to listen to their arguement xD

[@stux101ksb4]

“Do you know why you work for tips? Because no one will stick the whole thing in.” That’s one of the greatest lines of all time.

[@fredericoterrell5160]

Classic!

[@kafalotofeao462]

I don't really get it

[@mrigendrahansdah582]

@@kafalotofeao462 he is implying that during sex the males don't shove the whole thing in. They just have to work with the tips.

[@Brinkaskfavor]

That and “oh no you didn’t Graduate high school”

[@derickennedy6278]

ULTIMATE BURN!

[@j_bird27]

So about 3 years ago I actually met Jack McBrayer at a taco truck in east LA out of all places lol. We talked and he was nice enough to take a picture with me, all around a super nice guy. Then I brought this video up and dude busted out laughing and told me how crazy it was and that he doesn't even like hot dogs to begin with lol.

[@MHZAWI3]

He a really damn nice person

[@ZombieMiezz]

Thanks for sharing (:

[@Jajais4u]

@@MHZAWI3 right?

[@davidmoser3535]

John be assured Jack likes weiners

[@danieldougan269]

@@davidmoser3535 Beat me to it!

[@OfficialExilica]

I still watch this at least two or three times a year. Such a classic moment.

[@StoneE4]

Me too. This and _Triumph Attends The Premiere Of "Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones."_

[@vivekdubey3514]

I watch it everyday

[@MarcIverson]

I hadn't known how much I needed this until I rewatched it again tonight for the umpteenth time. I really need to make a habit of this.

[@atbrooks2923]

Same😂

[@jasonp364]

Never gets old

[@MichaelHolmgaard]

"Nothing gets past you. Especially carbohydrates" lololololol

[@J_131]

😂😂😂 He absolutely destroyed them, but they were such great sports. That’s what made it that much better. Two bantor masters

[@newphonewhodis2457]

"Nothing gets past you. Especially carbohydrates" lololololo

[@PresidentUSVI]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@erikai1817]

Omg haha!!!!🤣

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

Ouch

[@imtheCoolest]

I met jack this summer. His kindness is not an act...he’s so damn lovely!!

[@TheDocRitchie]

he shot my children tho. but i forgive him!

[@ahmedosman6724]

@@TheDocRitchie really ?

[@TheDocRitchie]

@@ahmedosman6724 yes.

[@ahmedosman6724]

@@TheDocRitchie 🔫 ?

[@ahmedosman6724]

@@TheDocRitchie how

[@oo0_DannyPhantom_0oo]

There's trash talkers, and then there's professional trash talkers.

[@DIESEL0759]

Now wait, please clarify as to the "professional trash talkers". Do you mean the WC staff or Triumph?? I'd say both qualify!!

[@jinostacks]

including yourself brick!

[@garrettbonneville7866]

These people sound like me talking to my friends

[@triumphthecomicinsultdog4587]

What makes it professional is my cigar that always falls out my mouth and me humping my victims after insulting them.

[@randomazn420]

Professional haters lol

[@wowomg1980]

One of the best moments of Conan “You wanna char dog? How about a STFU with cheese?” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@draum8103]

Jack: 'Would you like this wiener to go, or would you like to shove it up your ass right here???'

[@Pacific_Norfweest]

Pile it on, Jack. Mustard, relish, disinfectant...

[@JAS-kd7xx]

“How do you sleep in your car at night!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danieldougan269]

"Oh no you didn't...go to high school. Oh no you didn't...wash your ass today."

[@user-gi3dy3ie6t]

Even the people behind her are laughing 😂

[@BehindTheSc3nes]

This one burst me into laughter🤣

[@manuelreynoso8297]

brooo, that part!!!, that part!!! its all!!!!

[@jaidenarias5912]

Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29 please. Don’t fall into greed, let yourself fall into God’s graceful hands please.

[@somanytakennames]

Jack’s delivery of “BITCH, TIP” was flawless.

[@ryanm9105]

somanytakennames it was like each word was sentence.

[@JohnDoe-su1nx]

somanytakennames I cried so hard 😂😂😂

[@BehindTheSc3nes]

Hahaha what have they done to that guy😂😂

[@rastaferion]

do you want to take this hot dog home?...

[@MsDudette21]

the accent just makes it 10 times better

[@daviddoyle543]

The woman with the blue hair got promoted to manager. She's been there a long time. 😂

[@damastashonuff]

Poochie!

[@Glum1964]

Irrelevant, but thank you.....!

[@mkind7765]

@@Glum1964 Maybe to you. It's relevant to those who are interested in a follow-up.

[@emare7851]

She’s awesome

[@sbarron20]

Yay!!! Good for her!

[@garrettgravley]

What I love the most about this is that you can see the mutual respect between Triumph/Robert and the employees even as they're hurling insults at one another.

[@chrisarseneault5617]

Who is this Robert you speak of?

[@stonewallperformance]

They're professional trash talkers! It's like a sport! Lol

[@reev9759]

Robert Schmigel puppeteers Triumph and is Conan O'Brien's head writer, they both met on SNL ​@@chrisarseneault5617

[@reev9759]

​@@chrisarseneault5617I'm not deleting my post even though I know you totally weren't serious 😂

[@gabbleratchet1890]

@@chrisarseneault5617the son of my dentist, Dr. Smigel.

[@apihmohd]

"you know why you working for tips?because no one gonna stick the whole thing inside" 😂

[@chriscripplercruz1833]

Ive been using that line for 7 years now lol

[@iiiplay2much937]

All the weeney whiney crybaby millennials 24- 35 years old now who cant laugh at themselves... or anything period... who would cry about how rude this is (on purpose) makes it even funnier 😝😆😜

[@jamesashton2291]

I’m sorry but I wasn’t born with a perfect English so what does that line mean?

[@Year-Zero-BC]

@@jamesashton2291 as in the tip of a penis instead of the whole thing

[@vep8434]

@@Year-Zero-BC thank you

[@svamandolin3546]

That young lady was a huge sport. Made this segment work. Love her.

[@TS-qq7vr]

Yes, that is the correct adjective.

[@deinVater9983]

" Do you kiss your pimp with that mouth " I died there

[@88omair]

Dam that sucks, because it got even better after that

[@GeraldHarris-cf2zh]

We were dead together

[@YaBoiBrendo]

“How do you sleep in your car at night” killed me.

[@ratleader90]

@@YaBoiBrendo With the engine on.

[@ramiro420247]

HaHAHAHAH

[@shonkeymoulder6972]

11 years ago uploaded and I still watch this golden nugget of comedy

[@shwingarchive]

I love how the staff is still just casually working, while her and the dog are going at it.😂

[@holdwholetruthholy1511]

Your flirtin with trolls, Bub...

[@jamesking1814]

Lil Shwing 666 likes

[@cesarporras9255]

They don’t want it with the dog 😂😂

[@ChinchillaDave]

Still one of the best segments Conan has ever made possible.

[@v.vonggg]

Agreed

[@athveg34f]

100% agree. I come here every few months to just watch this video in awe. Darn near perfection. I still swell up when the old Western music plays and Triumph pops up by Jack in line.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

It aroused my interest in various ways.

[@sjcflawless]

Yes, so well deserved! Best person for the role too! What an honor!

[@APST1970]

C. Word Did you see the guy behind them in line smile, because he knows he’s in for a good showdown.😄

[@LemonToGo]

I love how they broke character when the dog destroyed them

[@bourdie1979]

That's why his name is Triumph

[@whoopshey826]

thats not a character. thats how they really are in that place. i worked in a kitchen and it was very close to this, but in the south. i honestly dont know how many times i called people motherfuckers and retards.

[@danshotguns4226]

@@whoopshey826 triumph is indeed a character sir..

[@DaeDaeDotNet]

😅😂 They sure did too funny

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Shotguns, he was obviously talking about the workers. You know that's why he said "they" you ridiculous millennial.

[@MOOSEKEE]

love how throughout the yelling is the little life lessons the lady says like "don't do drugs sir", "don't be ashamed"

[@Jamietheroadrunner]

Except he should be ashamed of doing his sister

[@subline_funtime]

The roast battle went so hard he started working there

[@vicmartone]

There's no battle, he straight up murdered her

[@chriscripplercruz1833]

He immediately became CEO

[@marvinfrancisco4812]

the was the interview process, if you broke the trash talkers you are in

[@thefrenchfieldnigga8078]

😂😂😂

[@stefan1924]

This was the job interview

[@spaceye]

One of the best Triumph segments ever. It's so quotable; every joke is gold.

[@blakegorham1769]

he messed them up

[@jakelafake2499]

oh no you didnt

[@beautifulfacerocks9663]

x

[@starshipmongo]

It's so dense. Every single line has so many things going on.

[@codyscott4301]

Jack Mcbrayer is the key to all this if we get him working, cause he's a funnier character than we've every had in any of the triumph sketches before.

[@Eric-zz8rm]

“Oh no you didn’t oh no you didn’t graduate highschool” is underrated

[@jaidenarias5912]

Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29 please. Don’t fall into greed, let yourself fall into God’s graceful hands please.

[@rilke1791]

what

[@scottcameron8329]

@@jaidenarias5912 Ephesians 4:29 is a wonderful passage... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

[@lonewolf2508]

@@scottcameron8329 lol

[@wardyman70]

lmfao! 😂🤣😂

[@tfd829]

"Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates!" I'm dying. 😂

[@krose9941]

I felt that because I, too, need to leave the carbs alone. I love that place!

[@deadschooled]

I can hear Triumph in my head 🤣

[@daveygivens735]

It still amazes me that we I literally see a guy's hand and a paw on a stick and REFUSE to believe Triumph isn't real... lol

[@JDillander91]

Davey Givens he is real.

[@jaywalter5491]

Wait...not real????

[@ace1776]

It’s still real to me damnit!

[@gilbertotabares8196]

Not real?! *Who's been feeding you these lies?!*

[@casasanchez4252]

He’s a real dog

[@jerrysingh3807]

Nothing gets passed you especially carbohydrates 🔥🤣😭😂

[@ponchred]

Past

[@sharked8831]

Wtf is Jerry Singh, are you a mouse sala

[@aaronrose3460]

Obviously she’s on the seafood diet. Whenever she sees food, she eats it.

[@mantistoboggan537]

Honestly, it's extremely wholesome that they called out Jack for being sweaty but also gave him napkins to wipe himself off

[@maxpf]

he didnt even sweat rofl

[@davimari88]

That’s Chicago hospitality at its core. 😂

[@jkap34]

​@@davimari88i still cant get over Ed Debevics leaving Chicago. It was my favorite place to go when I was in the city.

[@stonewallperformance]

And they’re lambasting him for apologizing for not doing drugs, yelling at him tk be proud of that! Lol very sweet!!

[@tonicarpenter4126]

A decade later and I'm still crying-hollering-laughing over this video.

[@hearts4melaniemartini]

SAME

[@ZombieMiezz]

"I'm coming back with a friend & you'll be really sorry." And he did.

[@TequilaMockingBird91]

And they were

[@elizabethbennet4791]

And she was!

[@goodbuddyborf9246]

I read this with Morgan Freeman’s voice

[@yazajag]

Poor Pusheen either didn't get much sleep or has a stomach infection like Triumph got eating dirty wieners. 🤮😅

[@johnl.1718]

this had to be such a pain in the ass to censor

[@chriscripplercruz1833]

But so worth it

[@uncle1886]

I’d just bleep every word during the insults, but then again I’m lazy

[@GeoffreyBronson]

I've had to censor videos for my job and to be honest it's actually a lot of fun. Better than adding stock music to corporate adverts.

[@nomtime8943]

don't you mean pain in the a** ?

[@peterconklin]

It sucks that they had to censor at all. Next time put it on a premium channel!😂😂

[@morten1975dk]

Working for tips joke was the best joke I ever heard....

[@ray_beas]

i seriously burst out laughing. i did not see that one coming :D

[@ngathanhang9942]

can someone explain? i don't understand

[@urgfswallows]

nga Thanhang when he says: cuz no one will stick the whole thing in, he's basically saying no one will have sex with them. Get it now?

[@emmaduncan2991]

you know the guy in the red T-shirt memorized it for future use!

[@trashcan9917]

Morten Christensen "BITCH,,,, TIP!"

[@MrCamp]

Triumph and Poochie yelling over each other while the rest of the crew is just doing their jobs indiscreetly will always send me.

[@vidasegunrichie]

How do you sleep in your car at night... OMG this man is a genious

[@godbelow]

genius

[@madisonrose1893]

omg that went over my head

[@hacatan24]

Yeah that was hella funny lol

[@zekapten1922]

For real, I remember that line like once every few months. And every time I remember it I have to come back here.

[@adrik-l-9028]

Was... RIP

[@emmi541]

When I feel down I watch this video and everything is fine again.

[@BreakfastSnack]

Emmi! #CONAN is the best

[@dididylan-pena6597]

🙄same

[@RajeshJustaguy]

So true!!!

[@chi-towntoy-hunter7208]

Emmi! Me too

[@MotherCow71]

Same 😮

[@lilshortytoodopelove1610]

2:57 "I'm coming back with a friend and you will be very sorry"😂😂😂👌🔥

[@MomijifanLowKI]

He was telling the truth

[@marcen12]

When I saw Triumph after that, it was adorable. Like only HE can insult Jack but if anyone else does, they will be sorry.

[@TS-qq7vr]

End of Act I.

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE!

[@albingeorge5]

This was at this moment she knew, she FUCKED UP 😂

[@kayleeobrien9529]

I was in the audience for this show!! As a die hard Conan fan I was so honored to be able to see this triumph remote live…in Chicago no less.

[@chrisretired5379]

Awesome, rock on ! 👍😘💝

[@winstonsmithamm]

Were you the chick that got puked on?

[@pradyutshukla7852]

I literally had to pause the video at each insult, finish laughing, catch my breath and resume. 6 years later, I'm finally done with this vid.

[@GeraldHarris-cf2zh]

I died about 5 times during this video...do you kiss your pimp with that mouth...how do you sleep in your car at night...you like Nikki Minaj minus the everything

[@radconserv68]

You're not kidding! I was laughing so hard at this

[@zonedout5998]

Sucks to be you. I will never be done with this vid.

[@therealspacemanyoutubechennal]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dhujdic]

They should have sent Jordan Schlansky

[@Georg1492]

It's a legit idea, Sir!

[@The_Unexplainer]

Dhujdic Are you crazy ? everybody will die there of boredom !

[@MexicanKitty2]

HENNI Mohamed Is that a bad thing?

[@n1s2e]

Dhujdic the one person who whould brake them all

[@iBeFloe]

Dhujdic OH Hell that would've been hilarious. LIke this & Jordan are 2 extremes & both would've been equally as funny to watch xD

[@georgemaherjr2290]

Those employees must never have a bad day being able to just express themselves like that. 😂

[@calm1047]

I used to work 3 blocks from this place and I ate lunch there. They have the best hot dogs and hamburgers. They only talk like that on the weekends after 10 p.m

[@laserpanda94]

@@calm1047 That makes a lot of sense. This seems like something that would be fun for a couple of hours but a nightmare if you had to keep it up all day every day!

[@checkle1]

@@calm1047 I was honestly worried about their mental state. That's wayyyy too much negativity. But if it's only a couple days and only for a couple hours, then it really does seem more like a therapy session hahaha.

[@FWDSUXARSE]

It's the Playa haters ball all the time lol.

[@headphonic8]

@@checkle1 There's an entire video of them expressing how emotionally draining it is and crying and stuff. They get severe abuse on a daily basis

[@Pendragon981]

I always come back to this when my depression has reached critical mass, so wholesome and uplifting and the hostility is delightful.. 🐶 🌭

[@salamanca1954]

It is very spiritual.

[@anaguevara1900]

Hahaha same!

[@daniellinehan63]

Or SNL'S Shonda & Tondra Celebrity Showcase

[@postatility9703]

As we all know(or have just learned)laughter is the best medicine. 😅

[@alexisreyes2380]

“How do you sleep in you car at night” 💀💀💀

[@dolphinsays]

surprisingly clean and still one of the best burns ever. its like the perfect insult.

[@666Davee666]

THAT WAS EPIC!!!!! xD My mouth hurts to laugh xD

[@justindenney-hall5875]

@@666Davee666 My favorite part was "LISTEN HERE QUEEN LAQUEEFA !"

[@reginadisbrow4486]

Young-God yes!! That, and "nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates!!"--almost peed.

[@justindenney-hall5875]

@@reginadisbrow4486 HAHAHAHA ! "Almost peed."

[@czarboyd6915]

"Yelling at people like this for a Living?, How do you sleep in your car at night?" Golden.

[@SEFYH]

Triumph SLAYED everyone behind that counter!!!! LOLOLOLOL

[@mikeyunovapix7181]

no not slayed, he SLAUGHTERED them XD

[@SEFYH]

Yep!! That too! LOL

[@maybesashaa]

Bread Sandwich S...

[@stevenjukes8208]

SEFYH I am British. I HAVE to go to this place. FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SEFYH]

Steven Jukes It can be a WILD experience! Good luck!! LOL

[@daveidmarx8296]

I love @3:16 when Triumph appears the audience just explodes cuz they know shit's about to get real.

[@randypalmer2328]

I like the MC dude in the back who looks hard as hell until Triumph pops up and he breaks into a huge grin knowing that he hasn't seen half the violence as what's about to transpire.

[@daveidmarx8296]

@@randypalmer2328 You're right!! I never noticed him before. That's awesome!! 🙂

[@eagle_ate_hawk]

"You're like Nicki Minaj minus the everything." Jesus.

[@gabecandee5374]

Idk, sounds more like a compliment to me.

[@vonvonnie1785]

@@gabecandee5374 its not

[@makaveli6873]

Eagle Strike I spit out my lunchable

[@zf5656]

He just told her she is nothing. The setup to it made it so much better. Made peace, told her he loved her. Said, she is like Nikki, and then BAM

[@communistjesus]

Eagle Strike you're like Nicki Minaj - the Everything. Jesus++++Thank you for the Unsolicited close captioning. However, thankfully my hearing is top notch...

[@JazzTheDogOfWar]

"do you know why you guys work for tips? because nobody would stick the whole thing in" hahahaha

[@harlenq-.-q9785]

5 years later and this is still one of the greatest videos of all time

[@holdtrue2021]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hearts4melaniemartini]

Frick yeah!

[@pyrecticwilliams9916]

Everything Conan touches is gold. But this one right here, is on a whole nother level. I probably watch this dozens of times

[@88omair]

Triumph is probably the greatest asset that Conan has. That tip joke is UNBELIEVABLE (4:11). Sheer genius.

[@SethMcFartlane]

+Omair Sheikh Hulu.

[@montydog35]

+Omair Sheikh For me to poop on

[@tinaarzana3977]

Lol

[@hitman-ve4cr]

True

[@charlech]

+Omair Sheikh jordan shlansky

[@Laser0rick]

Trash talkers will never beat a professional insult comic. Everything that came out of Triumph's mouth was golden.

[@roeiedri5599]

6:46 the guy in the back straight up folded

[@jay-b1223]

Roei Edri 😂😂

[@nellieeez]

he folded backwards 💀💀

[@ryanm9105]

He was remembering this is why he buys his hotdogs there.

[@plasmichoneytrip]

This segment should’ve won an Emmy!!! Everything about this was insanely funny.

[@jansonchiu1776]

Triumph at the Wiener Circle has got to be one of the greatest comic skits in internet history.

[@J_131]

Although, it was not an internet piece at all. This was broadcast on TV. 😂

[@alpanasaxena3870]

This is the greatest clip on KZbin

[@cyrilgomez]

*_"...for me to poop on"_*

[@85jongo]

I've spent the last 8 months since this comment scouring evidence and fact checking. Yes. You are indeed correct.

[@stalematesibling]

@@85jongo NO. NEUTERIIIING TED CRUZ IS NOW THE BEST ONE.

[@orcajyz8986]

Indeed

[@MrConnorTV]

Still come back to this from time to time. After 8 years... one of the funniest things I've ever watched.

[@Nuttyirishman85]

You need to get out more. That only caught one laugh.

[@TheRosenmi12]

Everyone broke character after the Tyler Perry line 🤣

[@hau5forlife]

"relish, onion, disinfectant" - in 2020, we call that the COVID-19 special

[@popeyesguy6004]

George Vasels gosh darn it I can’t like it’s already six nine

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

You know I hear great things about, you know, hitting the body with a massive dose of onions, perhaps internally, and it just kills the virus in a minute, of course the doctors have to look into that. And relish, can we maybe find some way of putting that inside the body?

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@Isaid Nope because you're winning so much that you're tired of winning all the time?

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@Isaid Nope lmao honey buns, I was just parodying Trump comments. You're taking this way too seriously. Hope you and yours are staying safe during the horror ❤️

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@Isaid Nope wait, what am I up to? And why on earth would you ever "nope" my wish that you and yours are staying safe?

[@TempoHack]

''nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates''

[@jamesbondj.r.7090]

That one was the craziest Conan without Conan. HAHAHA

[@gary609906]

"You gonna sign this titty before you go!" hahahahaha

[@spongemon1]

Whoever plays Triumph must be really talented. All his roasts are original and on the spot.

[@michaelbooth1502]

Robert Smigel

[@jamalnasir5648]

and he has to make up jokes on the spot unlike other comedians who have their jokes rehearsed

[@kapjoteh]

He repeated the “so much white hair it’s like Madonna got out of a limo” joke at some debates

[@withalittlehelpfrom3]

I love that Jack didn’t break character while they were yelling at him. But as soon as Triumph finished with the blue-haired woman, he was trying so hard not to laugh!

[@Hi-bv9we]

Pusher Love Man They were just being themselves they weren’t characters

[@michael-lt3jh]

They were in on it , but at6:00 she looking hurt

[@Emily-kd2zv]

I would’ve started crying before she even had the chance to ask what I wanted

[@mikeincognito3066]

Emily Sanders I want marry you if you are that kind of person

[@beachgirl445]

oh my gosh same. i literally saw the first seconds of the restaurant and was like lol nopeeeee thats my hell.

[@Esdeath_0001]

Nice pfp Emily

[@robertolopez1537]

@@beachgirl445 The place is great if you go during the day. Just avoid going on weekend nights when stuff you see in the video really goes down....

[@kdiggity70]

It never gets old. I've watched this easily over 50 times through the years. It's outstanding.

[@CUEBALL424]

Probably the classiest joint in Chicago.

[@BMoney8600]

CUEBALL424 true

[@emmaduncan2991]

I'm unsure about the Chicago style hot dog, but I'm not against trying one, after I picked the tomato's off, but I'd be too afraid to go to the weiners circle. unless, of course, Triumph came with me!

[@paulprice6330]

You mean "The only classiest joint in Chicago"

[@LegionIvory]

emma duncan The whole thing was kinda buffed up for the show. Even though the trash talking can be intense, it's never at anyone expense. The female workers are always very respectful when it comes to children and the timid. In fact, they don't allow too much craziness before sundown, to protect the innocence of minor patrons. The male workers, however, can be a problem. They need to learn how it works.

[@ragantate3995]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@norberttirkeyful]

You are like "Nicki Minaj" minus the everything"😁😂😂"

[@GeraldHarris-cf2zh]

I died so many times during this ...i stayed dead after that though

[@kayosensei]

@@GeraldHarris-cf2zh how are you still typing this tho? 🤔

[@GeraldHarris-cf2zh]

@@kayosensei can't tell you that...im dead

[@radconserv68]

I don't get the Nicki Minaj reference, probably because she's a disgusting pig and someone explain that to me?

[@GeraldHarris-cf2zh]

@@radconserv68 Triumph thinks more highly of her then you do apparently.

[@superamario6464]

11 years later...still fecking awesome

[@preciouspickaxe8023]

4:00 "His sisters used to tease him mercilessly, especially during sex" SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@KimChilds75]

He's from Macon, GA.

[@vanz681]

Kimberly Childs Hello there

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

At laaaaaaaasst my brother's come along, My lonely days are over, and life is liiiiiike a song, oh yeah, At last the skies above are blue, My heart was wrapped up incest, The night I looked at youuuuuuuu.

[@ragantate3995]

@@KimChilds75😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@detectivepatchouli8266]

"you know why you works for tips? coz no one wants to stick the whole thing in!" I DIED !!!! XD

[@e_G_o_05]

akira amano Ssaaaaammmmmee!!! 😂😂😂

[@amyluong7532]

I didn’t get it

[@RobbyHouseIV]

*whole

[@1BigDaDo]

It's off the Conan show the joke

[@ksuhdilla]

@@RobbyHouseIV I came looking for this comment. You're a mad lad.

[@DJ1000ization]

This jack guy looks so innocent. Oh my god.

[@Ibelikemj]

TheSomersaultProductions I mean he was on 30 rock. Lol and he was the dumbass guy on Talladega Nights. Lol

[@BunbunCarat]

TheSomersaultProductions right! Like I was getting emotional on how they treated him and he was like all scared. But then it was funny when he was cussing

[@DJ1000ization]

Tania McBrayer Yeah. I almost felt bad for him at the start. :P

[@BunbunCarat]

Lol, not to be weird but i was also like "Hubby, how could you use those types of words xD" (Reason why i put my last name as McBrayer haha)

[@DJ1000ization]

Haha XD

[@LorenzoArredondo]

Year after year I keep coming back to this because I think this is one of the greatest bits ever put on television. Lol

[@oro3510]

Jack is so pure

[@Lionpeepee]

+Liv Rose agreed, wanna go there

[@starshipper4866]

+Liv Rose wander over yonder

[@knowur10sand18s]

For me to poop on!

[@jovanco]

Why the HELL did it take KZbin almost 8 years to show me this?!?!?!!

[@andrewseccia7187]

Damage Inc. same

[@mikefuentes2679]

Yeah..

[@artzoneofn3130]

Ikr

[@gursharansingh8042]

yep

[@soullessangel207]

Stupid algorithm that doesn't acknowledge good content

[@Jogundana]

Oh my gosh the Tip joke 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭, oh my gosh I'm crying lol

[@984375839]

I literally rolled on the floor :"))

[@felixs9722]

@Dziordan1 all 4 dollars?

[@geisaune793]

When Triumph entered the frame and that cheer went up… goosebumps and chills

[@sciencenate]

The dude in the back when he said “you work for tips bc nobody will put the whole thing in!” Was priceless. He said that later

[@HylerMusic]

So when you’re yelling at someone and you realize they’re only listening to themselves anyways, you can apparently just start singing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” and quoting the entire Empire Direct Hardwood Flooring commercial with phone number included, and it’ll still sound like you’re making some great, and seemingly angry, points 👌

[@ThaD0nDiVa]

Dave Hyler 😂😂😂😂 what??

[@ThaD0nDiVa]

Ooh never mind. I got to that point in the video just now 😂💀.

[@berniemac3]

An astute observation Dave. Well done...like a Char-dog!

[@MBIRTIRoma]

It's something chicago is known for. So hes basically making fun of chicago

[@anfer.sneeze]

“how was you day at work today?” “i got cussed out by a talking dog with a cigar”

[@BlGGESTBROTHER]

And then he puked on me :(

[@ragantate3995]

@@BlGGESTBROTHER😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@jeopardy60611]

3:39 "You listen to me, Queen LaQueefah!!!!!!" Awesome!

[@SnowmansApartment]

„how do you sleep in your car tonight.. „ 😂👌

[@dangosling7492]

Suprised he got away with that in Chicago.....LMAO

[@SLOBeachboy]

Yeah, that was definitely a real zinger. Still, the joke was actually “how do you sleep in your car at night” (not “tonight”). I usually don’t correct people’s grammar but lets face it the joke is only funny (and only makes sense) if you say it correctly. So basically I don’t care about people ruining grammar nearly as much as I care about them ruining a good joke.

[@captinh.jbullock3883]

Customers don't serve employees but....Triumph served her rachet ass

[@bourdie1979]

Dead.

[@renkun7064]

Like a 🅱a🅱y

[@auv_guavs]

THIS WAS GOLD HE WAS ON A ROLLLLLLLLLL. I just wish that someone added subtitles so I could here everything they said and qoute it.

[@danieloneal6994]

Why because you're fat and you like all jokes except when the joke involves your big ass?

[@mdubs54]

SK8TR Go back to your safe space, comedic genius is wasted on special snowflakes like you.

[@kennytee6882]

Imagine if Bill Burr, Gordon Ramsay and Triumph teamed up like the Avengers and came back to the Weiner Circle to bring a Def Jam Burn so epic it would create another hole in the ozone.

[@killabee5810]

The joint would close down before they get in

[@willkim6105]

Zbzbzv.zv,zM,b,,MBBcnzv!X,m.VvvvbMvvvmvmzvvzv,,xmvbXNMCBmzzbvxbzMzMmvbBx!Cx,bBB

[@lucidiosyn3365]

Kenny Tee I honestly think there would be a police report after words. Because... damn

[@kianhwa24]

it will be raw

[@captainobvious5692]

ck churusos rawdog

[@afilthycasual58]

I have to say....Conan is a comedy genius. So underrated. This had me spitting my drink out of my nose.

[@dgconnelly]

Smigle delivers!!

[@williambatson2514]

This video is legendary. I feel it's Triumph the insult dog's best moment

[@simplyecksplicit]

It's definitely in the top 5 but I would say my personal pick would be his Star Wars skit is my top pick.

[@MdlAgedHeadbanger]

This isn't just one of his best moments, this is one of the funniest moments in TV PERIOD! Jack's innocence in the first portion set the rest up. Triumph had to deliver and did he ever!

[@joeltamas6604]

I used to think it could never get better than the Star Wars segment. And I was wrong.

[@KashimaRowan]

Corey Tamas you are wrong. Star Wars skit is THE best.

[@user-hr3qx7xi2s]

This guy who does Triumph is SO underrated!

[@nerffej]

Robert Smigel!

[@gmh471]

@@nerffej Son of one of the most well regarded dentists of the 20th century. It's true!

[@nerffej]

@@gmh471 did not know that

[@emu_warrior]

He's not really underrated in the comedy circle or people who follow comedy, he's a legend and been doing this decades. He has been on Conan for so long, and he's actually a voice actor and appears in some shows, he's a comedy genius.

[@davidhurtado2725]

@@emu_warrior correct! anyone that is deep into stand up and sketch comedy knows who Robert Smigel is! LEGEND

[@cwhitt26]

5:42 That Tyler Perry line got everyone to crack a smile.

[@nordicsoda9514]

Can u explain it?

[@jontraz5993]

@@nordicsoda9514 Tyler Perry usually crossdresses as ladies in his movies and he's an icon in the black community :)

[@ItsClaritycx]

I love how they broke character when the dog destroyed them

[@robbydevries2k7]

Lol “I loved you in Madea bitch!”

[@jeremyperez1648]

Was the best insult if this whole video

[@Harry-qh5rt]

That was friggen brilliant! Kudos to the blue haired woman for going toe-to-toe!

[@MarkFortz]

Jimmy fallon with famous celebrities in his show: around 11M views Conan show with nice guy and a dog puppet: 11M views Me: *Hmmmmmnnn*

[@ganjatrooper7193]

Quality over quantity.

[@Quinn8529]

Jimmy Fallon should never be compared with a god like Conan.

[@ratinthehat_]

Conan is actually funny 😭😂

[@lukenaoumovitch4477]

Bruh this video was posted EIGHT years ago 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@nenita1228]

Nobody can be a god like Conan. He’s the best out of everybody

[@N4p0100]

Send Gordon Ramsay there and let's see what happens

[@DocHolidayKY99]

when one guy rejected what ramsay said to him he blew up in madness.

[@michaelgmr60]

shutting down a resturain?

[@abdelbashiti7330]

Gordon Ramsey would shut it down

[@huerta25264]

except these people, unlike people on the show, actually have business.

[@teknacious]

napoleon yong RIP

[@tretre3892]

how do you sleep in your car at night?? lol!!

[@queenofthorns6746]

You're like Nicki Minaj, minus the everything

[@tretre3892]

+Queen of Thorns 😂😂😂

[@optimuschrist15]

"You kiss yo pimp with that mouth?!!" haha

[@CelynParry]

oh no you didn't go to highschool

[@tretre3892]

Lmao!!!

[@robsimpson6537]

The worker in red laughing is hilarious 😂

[@jcdias6951]

There are no words to describe the purity of how funny this video was.

[@MIKEZEROH]

you should watch all of thriumph videos

[@jcdias6951]

MIKE ZEROH​ I stayed awake until 6am watching some of the clips. I am looking forward to seeing his new TV show.

[@MIKEZEROH]

tell me you saw the star wars nerds one.

[@micahsamaka]

"Oh no you didn't go to high school" "oh no you didn't wash your ass today" 😂😂😂😂

[@tdog652041]

Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates.

[@mikemckelvey5062]

I still think this is the greatest thing that has ever been on television.

[@RaquelSantos-hj1mq]

I think you might be right.

[@brianwilliams8798]

I must agree

[@Mediumcool2000]

Still holds up 12 years later. Timeless

[@ckaryoken5322]

I Really want to see Kevin Hart and Ice Cube go to this place :D

[@beepbeepbeeepgtasong9685]

YEEEEEEEEEEES

[@carter20104]

Omg yes

[@LamNguyen-te8mg]

Yess

[@mylifeisawant1215]

yes

[@bjorntenjepersson4999]

They're too famous.