Triumph Attends The Premiere Of "Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones" | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

[@BukovTervicz]

And which of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up I remember this burn 20 years later

[@acetate909]

I was just about to leave the exact same comment. I watched this with my brother when I was in middle school and still remember that line. I thought about it as soon as the clip started. Classic.

[@Deangirl86]

I remember when this originally aired. It's still funny.

[@alienmind134]

Yep, I lost it at that moment.

[@kaalen24]

BukovTervicz I know. I’ve been quoting this since I was 16 years old. I am now 35

[@dylanshackleton1608]

He knew he had a gold line right away. He was barely keeping it together.

[@Boyso5407]

Him starting to laugh before he asked “which button do you press to have your parents pick you up” still makes me laugh so hard every time I see it. That is comedy gold

[@charlenealban4318]

Tears rolled down my face...look over my sister is hysterical... funniest line ever!!!!

[@RichV20]

Smigel thought of it on the spot and it cracked him up before he could get it out because he knew it was so good.

[@rickfoster1078]

His entire dialogue with Darth Vader is classic, oh scary nerd!!

[@rajatjain1284]

@@RichV20 Nope. In the inside conan podcast, it was revealed that Smigel was told this joke by one of the writing partners who was there along with him and he laughed when he first heard it and instantly said this on camera.

[@phxazjarhead]

It's my favorite quote of the whole video. I watched this video from time to time just to get a good laugh.

[@kyle1847]

Twenty years later, and this is still one of the funniest segments to ever air on network television. I still quote it to this day.

[@tttarms1970]

Sure wouldnt see this nowadays....usa is PUSSIFIED

[@lethrneck4]

@r33mote jesus christ this was 20 years ago...crazy

[@scottbianchi6018]

🤔.....I watch this about once a week.... it never gets old...😃

[@zachgilchrist669]

you are a huge nerd

[@lorilori3]

Agreed 😎

[@azulamazigh2789]

every second of this remote was a pure genius. hats off to star war fans for taking a joke.

[@hmuifuscared]

lol yup. If you crack jokes at fans of the Sequel trilogy, they call you an Anti-Feminist or a Racist

[@Sarah_Gravydog316]

honestly, what choice do they have?

[@crowtservo]

Jesse McMeme Or Man-Baby’s.

[@tomk3682]

To weak and pitiful to do anything else than to take it like a bitch

[@Jedi-ge6lr]

@@hmuifuscared I personally loved the sequel trilogy, but I get why people don't like it. I don't think Ray is a Mary Sue, but I don't go out of my way to call people who do think she is one an anti-feminists. I don't get how grown adults can be as sensitive as a baby.

[@mrf19741]

"What parent forced you to do this?" CLASSIC!

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

She's close to 30 now jeez

[@macro16]

I was a part of that line and amazingly still friends with many people from it. It was truly a wonderful experience. How could we not laugh at ourselves.

[@cr-cn4ky]

By any chance do you know the chick with the litter of guys who have no idea how to please her?

[@acesul8811]

Okay but why act out the Jar Jar Binks scenes? WHY?

[@velvetbikes]

wait so that pregnant lady's baby has to be 20 yrs old by now! Need update!

[@macro16]

@@velvetbikes I haven't spoken to her in a few years, but the family was growing up and doing well last time I did.

[@velvetbikes]

@@macro16 I'm in absolute shock how fast 20 yrs went by.

[@martinezyonick]

They all had a good sense of humor

[@7Nixie]

Yeah thought so too.

[@danielsarmiento1591]

You think they warn the crowd first? Haha

[@VegetoStevieD]

@@danielsarmiento1591 No, that's not necessary, those were real people in the crowd. None of them are NPCs.

[@mattjames5694]

Remember humor?

[@MinhNguyen-cx2gz]

Back then yeah. But today they're known as "incels" and go on shooting rampages. =(

[@drews.7107]

"Have you ever talked to a woman without giving her your credit card number first?" LMAO!

[@stevemuzak8526]

That was one of the most epic insults in the history of insults.

[@hellmik]

Used by one Lemmy in Motorhead song around that time !

[@InjuredRobot.]

R.I.P. Richard Washington a.k.a. Blackwolf the Dragonmaster. You were truly one of a kind and made millions of people smile. And huge respect to Smigel for keeping in touch with him, being a friend and finding some work for him from time to time. It gives your fans a glimpse of your soul.

[@ag-bk5wf]

When and How did he pass?

[@InjuredRobot.]

@@ag-bk5wf Sometime in 2020 of kidney disease is what I remember, hard to verify online. Smigel talked about him at length on a podcast and said he was a really good hearted guy that was dealt a bad hand in life but was never bitter about it.

[@davidlewis5189]

@@InjuredRobot. Wow. The guy in the Yankees Jacket and Green Lightsaber passed away in 2020 too..

[@rcmanization]

@@InjuredRobot. how did they get to know each other, smigel and richard washington? was it via this segment?

[@monotech20.14]

@@InjuredRobot. Thanks for the info.

[@straightupballin3]

"I am a stormtrooper." You are a huge nerd. ... This one kills me every time.

[@bkelly821]

straightupballin3 me too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Fleeto2006]

LOL!

[@kelzuya]

It's the best

[@FlammableDonkey]

The Peanut M&Ms line is the one that gets me every time.

[@lorinrichman6001]

He's not wrong!

[@supa721]

One of the funniest ever on Conan. Thank you for releasing the old footage.

[@calbertgaribo5284]

True

[@ColtonRDean]

I hope they release the old “in the year 2000” bits.

[@korykloth9244]

The Michael trial is just as good. But not on KZbin. But on the internet.

[@kamuelalee]

funniest Triumph ever

[@Sarah_Gravydog316]

they are planning to bring every episode out online :)

[@ignaciodiazmoore]

The stormtrooper revealing his face and mocking himself with "Hi, I'm colonel sanders" doesn't get enough love

[@coldramentpm1013]

that goatee was hard

[@johnnylove2073]

That was a close one!

[@ericprovonsil6821]

“Put it back on” was pretty funny

[@Jezza819]

"You can choose from all kinds of guys that have no idea how to please you" 😂😂😂😂 That one and the "which one of these buttons calls your parents to come and pick you up" both just killed me back then and still do.

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

The first one is an all-time classic. Blew me away on first hearing it and it still does.

[@gb032645]

"The groom has kissed the bride...after years of practicing on his sister and an ewok doll." Another classic! XD

[@brandonlee2373]

I half expected death Vader to be like “that would be the blue button”

[@paultalley7046]

Agree, pure genius comedy

[@paultalley7046]

Also that's the last time he'll ever see female genitalia is up there

[@doslover]

"Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?" Such a classic skit, still holds up today.

[@incredibilistic]

"Which one of these, tehhha, which one of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up!?" Can't forget the chuckle in between.

[@ublade82]

Even the stormtrooper was shocked

[@darlinglionheart4195]

@@ublade82 That knowing nod & look around, LOL.

[@dtadeo2006]

DEFINITELY

[@thomasbrown7328]

Conan said something along the lines that “which of these buttons calls you parents” burn was the peak of television. Granted he said that within a couple years after it was made but man it’s an instant classic. Props to Smiegel (sp?) for getting that line out without laughing more than he did.

[@trebormyers1]

"If you're here, who is taking care of your pet snake and/or tarantula?" One of my favorite lines. Love it.

[@SlowpokeRodriguez80]

You have to give it to the stormtrooper guy... "Hi, I'm Col. Sanders " That was genuinely funny

[@McMarioG]

npnk I thought it was terribly unfunny.

[@SlowpokeRodriguez80]

@@McMarioG i think it shows the guy can take a joke and laugh about himself... nowadays ppl are too butthurt if someone makes fun of them... the lady which was pregnant also showed great humor being "insulted" by triumph ... not taking oneself so seriously is a very refreshing thing these days

[@VegetoStevieD]

@@McMarioGwell you're wrong

[@McMarioG]

npnk Definitely agree. He demonstrated great character but bad comedy chops.

[@McMarioG]

Khechari *your

[@kim0mook]

I'm surprised how well everyone took the insults. Good sports. That Korean line was funny as hell too.

[@omaewamoushindeiru5937]

U eat dogs?

[@Sarah_Gravydog316]

no. it was racist & you should be offended, you racist.

[@marcq4775]

@@omaewamoushindeiru5937 dafaq seriously?

[@TastyTarco]

ㅋㅋㅋ

[@xlokoh8219]

@@omaewamoushindeiru5937 stfu you racist prick

[@TacoBellManager]

Spock coming out to give everyone the finger was the chef's kiss. Also Triumph's farewell line. This is one of the greatest achievements in television.

[@FilmaticProductions]

Star Trek sucks.

[@DavidLopez-qi8hb]

"For me...to poop on."

[@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491]

looked like the young spock actor !

[@luiggitello8546]

Was he Jordan? It looked a lot like him

[@confetti21]

@@luiggitello8546 It's gotta be him. They probably came up with the idea in the writers room for Spock to show up.

[@oldkubota]

Lol the people in the background reacting to triumphs jokes are priceless

[@LAFC.]

why

[@joganof]

stormtrooper nodding his head killed me

[@I.Odnamra]

It was a good crowd

[@piashshohag]

"Are you a korean guy under there?" almost killed me

[@TheAmateurEditor]

That would not be allowed to air today though...

[@drew9719]

Im s korean and that made me laugh so hard. I know its to be taken as a joke, although it kinda is true.

[@TheAmateurEditor]

@@drew9719 The insane thing is, people who aren't Korean would argue with you telling you you should be and will be offended on your behalf!

[@drew9719]

John Smith sjw, man. Let’s hope they don’t ever even see this at all.

[@Sarah_Gravydog316]

& Leno just got crap for saying it to Simon Cowell a while ago...

[@stevemuzak8526]

The best part of this is that they 100% know how nerdy they are and they love it. That's why they love the jokes.

[@Mario_N64]

They have accepted their fate by then.

[@stevemuzak8526]

@@Mario_N64 Or just enjoy life and not being miserable pricks

[@anxthemagnificent]

There’s something more pure about nerd fandom back then. They loved nerding out, but understood not to take it all so seriously, hence being able to joke around and have fun with it. I feel fandoms these days take things wayyyy too seriously

[@jpetersgoyanks]

“and don’t you forget to finish your filet-o-fish, oh Dragonmaster”

[@shakebooty]

I love it how he says Burger King, where all Dragonmasters eat.haha

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@@shakebooty They should have used that as an actual commercial.

[@thereisnopandemic]

What made it funny is that filet o fish is a McDonald’s product not Burger King.

[@mitchcoughlin8335]

The people in the background crack up at that too

[@ODUBlue]

And SOMEHOW, Smigel kept in touch with ol Dragonmaster and had him as an announcer on his podcast 🤣 Had him on one of his live albums, too.

[@gi822]

I love how Triumph laughs at his own jokes as he says them. It makes the bit even funnier

[@jorgetomas380]

SOOOO much funnier.🤣🤣🤣 I was HOOKED on this bit back in the day

[@sunshine3914]

You know when he starts to crack that it’s gonna be gold.

[@ryok8090]

“And which button, EH HE, which button calls your parents to come pick you up”. This one killed me.

[@crazypumpkin7106]

And to....eh....to eat lots of peanut m&m's? Lol

[@georgewashington9173]

Robert Smigel

[@brianclover8709]

This is one of the best segments in television history... not just from Conan, not just from late night television... PERIOD!

[@serotoninsyndrome]

This is one of the best segments in television history.... FOR ME TO POOP ON

[@ObscuredByTime]

When you consider how many ways this could have gone wrong - from interacting with a little girl, a pregnant lady, and getting manhandled by someone who might very well have real psychological issues - Smigel deserves big, big props for making it all go so right. A masterclass in improv, no question.

[@morbidmanmusic]

It's in editing too

[@G1CAAAAEO]

Bet if this was done now it would have gone wrong lol, so many short fuses these days.

[@peterhandelson1193]

People back then had a sense of humor.

[@tgeee]

It also didn't hurt that Smigel was making fun of their hobby/behavior - not about their personal characteristics!

[@Dayvit78]

@@tgeee No, he was full on about how fat (run 10 feet), ugly (put it back on) they were. As others said, back then you could do those things. Because it was all in good fun. He was not doing it to demonize them, just have some laughs. Nowadays people who do it don't have that joviality. Too serious.

[@FireIsTheCIeanser]

Honestly shout out to these nerds for having a sense of humor and being able to laugh at themselves. Seems like a fun crowed

[@culwin]

What else would they do? Smigel and Conan are nerds, working for nerd TV shows, and doing nerd comedy for nerds. Why wouldn't they like it.

[@classiclife7204]

An immortal clip. A real bummer that 2 of the regular folks featured here have passed on - the "supernerd" and the wizard guy. This was only 22 years ago and they weren't that old at the time this was filmed. Life is a swift river, gang - tell those whom you love that you love them, and mend fences while you can.☮

[@thefrenchfieldnigga8078]

MaY they RIP

[@SamuelLopez-j6c]

😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@alexepena]

3:40 This guy, the "super nerd" David Liebowitz passed away today 7/24/2020 (found out on Twitter). Robert Smigel said that the people's willingness to make fun of themselves plays a huge role in these pieces being great.

[@farrington4918]

Can you link the tweet?

[@C.Chandler_May]

I remember watching this when it aired and several times after. He always stood out, good sense of humor. Rip, Nerd.

[@Toolmamon]

Ah man!! So sad! RIP cool nerd!

[@turnupthesun81]

RIP. Got to give them all credit for being good sports.

[@XTRABIG]

Wow. RIP brother.

[@jamiewhitley8876]

4:30 I love how he didn’t insult the little girl and was respectful to her...

[@mochs62512]

Yeah that was cute 😊

[@cozymatthew6773]

@@mochs62512 for me to poop on

[@Eisenwulf666]

i mean, comedy is really for adults. Making fun of a little girl would be easy,boring and frankly cowardly

[@swimmerdudeski6849]

Only FOOLS and JERKS hold children responsible for the actions of their parents. Castigate the idiot parents...but NEVER the helpless/indentured children.

[@MaddawgMar]

She was an adorable Twi’lek, for him to poop on!!!

[@mattbernabe]

I remember watching this when it first aired. It's still hilarious. I just realized remembered that this was in 2002, this woman's baby 4:58 is already 20 years old. Time flies. I wonder if he's a Star Wars fan or if he hates it.

[@mfgbass]

​@@Marc-io8qmi hate this website

[@hq9344]

@@Marc-io8qmbig pharma is the empire B

[@chupscola9198]

Disney fakked up Star Wars, it sucks now. No longer watchable.

[@Christopher-ms5ke]

@@chupscola9198Andor

[@getschwifty9531]

I wonder if he was able to see another female's genitalia.

[@y3ee3e]

Black wolf the dragon master. Lol. I'll never forget this classic. One of the best videos in history.

[@CesarPerez-cv8yh]

Yes it is...I remember I saw it live on a trip to the US and how much I laught...I found it yesterday and it makes me laught even more

[@jorgetomas380]

Hands Down

[@TatankaTaylor]

Black Wolf the dragon master was part of Triumph's podcast. Playing the part of an announcer.

[@ZX-ou5op]

He passed away in 2021, sadly.

[@maikagere5744]

"how do you explain this to your imaginary girlfriend?" HAHAHAHA

[@matthewsmith2604]

Yummy

[@michaelmythology]

"She's totally real! She just from Canada!"

[@fearmonkey]

I worked with a guy who was like one of these fans, wore his jedi outfit to the opening of the movies, had all the action figures, had the best most realistic light sabers, etc. Just recently learned he passed away young unexpectantly, a true shame, was a very nice guy with a family. Rip and hope he is happy beyond!

[@BowenEros-gt8gn]

Well, now he is among the stars and one with The Force.

[@RICCSALAZAR]

Conan O'Brien is my biological father.

[@brandonwei2430]

Especially since they all work at Marvel

[@PettyPrinzeJr]

Nerds are pretty self-aware

[@djmips]

Well think about it. How can you not laugh at a guy walking around with his hand up Triumph's ass. A puppeteer is a true nerd and they recognize that

[@jasonomnia9295]

Mga Dapat Pigilan They’ve been laughed at their whole life, it’s not like it’s a whole new experience for them

[@LeoWhalen1933]

Nerds are the most secure ppl in the world. They aren't trying to be anyone but themselves.

[@roop94]

Don’t forget to finish your Filet-o-Fish 😂😂😂

[@wowomg1980]

Later he revealed it was actually a McChicken

[@cortneyjermainejones]

Fresh Hound!

[@jimboramba]

What was that guy supposed to be anyways? He looked like a combination of Gandalf and Link from Zelda

[@Kensuke0987]

@@jimboramba he's Blakewolf the drrragon master

[@willisknapick4405]

Respect. They are true fans. And they took the ribbing with a smile. 😂

[@darskay]

I end up coming back to this every so often, and every time I watch it, I end up in tears from laughter. My favorite bit from any late night show ever.

[@ExceptionalPleb]

This and weiners circle are the best

[@jorgetomas380]

HANDS DOWN.🤣🤣🤣

[@mjj6127]

Its time to rewatch it .ding ding.

[@bxbomber2365]

@@ExceptionalPleb 😂😂😂 literally just finished watching both. miss this era of conan and just late night talk shows

[@alanpawlowski1202]

​@D/R mm

[@Nay-kp6uu]

One of the most classic bits on Conan. Filet O Fish lol

[@stevenhosea4849]

Nay Good Goodness

[@Lt.Mingus69]

Burger King...where all Dragon Masters eat.

[@Pete_Finch]

20 years later and this is still one of the funniest videos I've ever watched

[@ZergRushJohnny]

RIP Blackwolf the Dragon Master, what an incredible eccentric. Here after Robert Smigel talked about their long, odd friendship on Inside Conan.

[@XTRABIG]

wow. two of the dudes featured here have passed. rip

[@storky1]

back in my nyc days, i used to see black wolf the dragon master wearing that outfit and riding his bike around the east village. this was the early 2000's.

[@alexanaya6820]

He still alive?

[@Bryant713O]

@@alexanaya6820 yeah. The guy that does Triumph kept in touch with him and has had him on other skits after this lol

[@Rob_Himself83]

​@@alexanaya6820 He passed in 2021, kidney disease.

[@KT-pw2in]

Still one of the best skits ever!!!!....FOR ME TO POOP ON!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesosullivan532]

“Look it’s a geek from another dimension...” I’M WHEEZING!!!

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Nerd of the rings.

[@Badar2310]

This is one of the best Triumph remotes ever. Kinda wish they were uploaded a few years ago (officially). Had a hard time looking for Conan NBC remotes. But shoutout to Bobble and Inflatable Conan for all the NBC stuff. Enjoy folks! #ConanIsKing

[@TRJ2241987]

This must be the 20th anniversary of this episode? May 1999? Man, I remember seeing this when it first aired and laughing so hard....can't believe it's been so long

[@drownedcactus5618]

TRJ2241987 Nah it’s from 2003

[@TRJ2241987]

@@drownedcactus5618 definitely 1999. Maybe you remember seeing it in the 10th Anniversary Conan special in 2003.

[@drownedcactus5618]

TRJ2241987 No Attack of the Clones came out in 2002

[@TRJ2241987]

@@drownedcactus5618 ....my bad, I swore up and down this was for Phantom Menace, thus people actually being excited for it

[@Maikonix]

I lost it when Spock just came to reinforce triumph and flipped the bird. Still a funny segment

[@lemonysnicket9460]

“And now the nerds are congregating for the ceremonial banging of the plastic toys.” What a classic video!

[@HanSoloxcs]

This is before nerd culture come predominant and cool. These are REAL nerds.

[@lotaryguy12]

The cow says: Moo! The cat says: Meow! The delusional virgin says: "nErD cUlTuRe Is PrEdOmInAnT aNd CoOl NoW".

[@chriscannone8617]

Right it's so different now...I miss be bullied for going to episode 3🤣🤣

[@riptiderobin1676]

That is so true, people used to make fun of me for liking anime or didn't know what it even was. Now it's everywhere.

[@chriscannone8617]

@@riptiderobin1676 Now every dude buys a Goku shirt from Walmart and acts like they know everything 🤣🤣rip to all our favorite IPs and animes like one peice so fourth and even cartoons .Big money's been injected and now our nerd culture has become the culture,while us original fans watch our movies,comics and shows slowly die and become cash cow's.

[@riptiderobin1676]

@@chriscannone8617 That's true the quality in anime really went downhill. It's not what it used to be. Anime from the 90's/early 00's was so unique and different. There were shows like DBZ or Sailor Moon, but then there were shows like Please Save My Earth (not very well known but one of my favorites mangas/anime) or the early Gundam series. Hardly any fan service and not so loud and bright. More stylish and a quiet sort of beauty.

[@jeffreymacintyre2711]

I have watched this at least 20x, it never gets old

[@snappertrx]

I remember watching this as it aired. It was beautiful. Time has done it no harm.

[@jorgetomas380]

When I 1st seen the priemer, I B.S. YOU NOT. I almost drove myself to the emergency room of how every syllable of this bit got extremely funnier and funnier!🤣🤣🤣🤣I literally couldn't breath, stomach hurting, heart palpations, OH MY GOD. SMDH.

[@darryl2542]

Same. I was in tears

[@thegr8rambino]

same lol

[@stacyburton280]

Same, it was hilarious!

[@Phinal_Flash]

Same here 😆.

[@lgr2284]

My favorite Triumph segment ever. Hands down. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@williamobrien3540]

When smigel himself breaks mid delivery you know the line is gonna be a banger

[@emcee9899]

"You don't deal with lesser lifeforms? You must be a lonely guy." Severely underrated.

[@omairsh8]

That wasn't a burn, it was a roast

[@emcee9899]

@UCSAHaLyOLhpuR5oQOnBIiwA it can definitely be taken more than one way.

[@maximusp210]

@@emcee9899 it can..I personally took it like there are NO lesser lifeforms than you so he must be lonely

[@emcee9899]

@@maximusp210 yeah that is how I took it.

[@NeaonBHB]

@@maximusp210 but that doesn't make sense.. if he's the lowest lifeform then he can communicate with everyone... tbh the one burn I never quite undetstood

[@darrellid]

Possibly the best Conan segment ever. Smigel was always so quick on his feet, and everyone was a great sport and appreciated the moment rather than taking it personally. Thanks for sharing.

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

duno, conan playing video games is one of the most hilarious things... the episode with him and elijah wood playing final fantasy, is my favourite thing ever. :')

[@brianplanchard5048]

The greatest Triumph sketch of all time.

[@shouta1255]

This is a classic! I never get tired of seeing this.

[@incredibilistic]

Glad I'm not the only one. Pretty sure I've watched this skit no less than 20 times and it still makes me literally laugh out loud!!

[@jeffmiller9911]

I was a sophomore in HS when this first aired. To this day it is one of my favorite sketches of all time. And much like today, I revisit it when I need a nice nostalgic laugh

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Junior here

[@darryl2542]

Same here. I was in tears when it first aired and it’s still hilarious.

[@TheNavyShark]

Makes me feel old watching this again. 5:10 that "baby" would be 20 now.

[@jeffmiller9911]

@@TheNavyShark haha, I think about that every time I watch it 😂

[@elainazimmerman5105]

I was in 8th grade

[@injuredlemon3032]

Man, that look that the mom gave at 4:46. That's the look of pride and joy.

[@bungus49]

I wish comedy like this was still around today. I genuinely laughed at every clip.

[@catherinefan32]

What m? This forced price of crap that’s considered humor. This was the most dumbest childish crap Conan ever came up with. Now he can’t say this or his ass would Be canceled and rightfully so

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

These days half his screen time would be taken up by trigger warnings.

[@catherinefan32]

@@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 as should be is an unfunny hack

[@culwin]

This comment is idiotic.

[@wallyg1983]

Guys, I’m here from the future. It’s only gotten worse.

[@nhlnms]

This guy is so quick witted and off the cuff. So impressive

[@jorgetomas380]

Soooo talented

[@robertshubitowski1984]

He has some jokes written down ahead of time, but yes, he is quick on his feet.

[@brihmendiola4347]

I laughed so hard it hurts. This is Triumph at his best. The nerds are adorable

[@aimhighmediaservices8875]

The wizard guy holding the filet of fish wrapper is too much

[@Yesman812]

He is Blackwolf the Dragon Master and don't you forget it!

[@serbonkers4130]

He used to roam the streets of NY for reals.

[@asperhes]

That's why Triumph is making fun of him. That's how this works.

[@EternalNero]

Legends tell that he used his dark magics to transform Conan O’Brien into an exact Conan O’Brien replica, everyone has been in total awe of his amazing powers and tremble with deep respect of his might ever since, if he can turn people into Conan then who knows the true extent of his powers

[@TheNaturalPatHarris]

This is a moment in Television history that deserves recognition

[@julianhermanubis6800]

This never, ever gets old. It's a true all-time classic. R.I.P., Blackwolf the Dragon Master.

[@SamuelLopez-j6c]

😢😢😢😢😢

[@benjaminirizarry2531]

The guy in the Yankees jacket was a clerk in the records room at the Federal Courthouse in New York

[@djbis]

he is a legend now.

[@handywijaya3689]

Did he still work there until now??

[@SiavashAgharazi]

He sadly passed away.

[@crowtservo]

He saw the new movies and they killed him.

[@thomasbrown7328]

He’s dead?! Man he seemed so friendly and not in bad shape. What happened?

[@ozymandiaz1465]

No phones. All laughing. Good sports from humors. This is a good decade.

[@subtlebluntduality5997]

First time I saw this I had tears in my eyes because I was laughing so hard. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. This was the kind of hilarity you got to see with Conan. You certainly didn't get that with Leno.

[@koalanectar9382]

"Who's feeding your pet snake and\or tarantula?" lmao

[@370zLogan]

😂😂😂

[@k-leb4671]

I don't really get that one.

[@koalanectar9382]

@@k-leb4671 He's saying that particular kid looks like the type of weirdo who would own a pet snake and\or tarantula

[@cripplermaximus]

That one was a sleeper hit

[@TRJ2241987]

It's so accurate

[@bobert6523]

I like that the nerds know and appreciate the roasting. Good for them. Gold.

[@dirktyler3643]

This is one of the most memorable Conan segments. The "nerds" have a fantastic sense of humor.

[@MrGopalrockz]

As soon as he said responsible correspondent, they knew. This is peak Conan O'Brien domination. What a legend

[@AGSA5]

classic. I was very addicted watching this particular skit. I even memorized every lines from it.

[@edgein1830]

AGSA5 such a accomplishment , mom must be sooo proud

[@sharifsobol3776]

Where is the button to call YOUR parents up?

[@BrakeFade]

I remember watching this the day it aired and laughed so hard. It’s one of the funniest and most memorable moments in television history. The only other moment I can ever remember laughing as hard was watching the Chapel/Rick James episode when it first aired.

[@RougeMaster]

Chapel 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gurra88]

Same for me. I got this clip from Kazaa 20 years ago and laughed so hard I cried. Conan and Triumph instantly became my favorite comedians.

[@Zejnex]

"Ceremonial banging of the plastic toys" #classic !

[@michellehammer1933]

"You can choose from all kinds of guys who have no idea how to please you" "Pretty much..." She answers for all of us. 3:02

[@sandal_thong8631]

She busted a gut in the background after 2:13

[@juampan]

Oh my god, what a nostalgia trip this was! I remember playing this clip again and again when I was a young lad. Best late night tv piece in history.

[@ClifDickens]

This video is great because of how good-natured everyone is-they get the schtick, and they're amazing for it.

[@andrewhogan6533]

Hands down, one of the funniest bits I’ve ever watched. This show was a beacon of light in my teenage years.

[@MrMonkchuck]

“Dragon master, don’t forget to finish your filet of fish.” 😆 😂

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

“Here’s a spoiler, you’ll die alone” 😂 when he said “which one of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?” I was crying. He destroyed and could barely stop himself from laughing.

[@seppukun208]

Best roast EVER!

[@geddoe316]

I remember that dragonmaster guy showing up on a triumph tour or something(I think there was a DVD of it)...cause Robert smiegel(spelling) liked him so much

[@Batman8657]

I remember that. It was a CD/DVD combo and they did a song to the tune of Monster Mash called Blackwolf the Dragonmaster. The best bit was with Horatio Sanz. "Oh, look at me, I have eyes, I can see things!" "Showoffs with the eyes!" Man, I gotta find that.

[@jeffsomer]

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[@newbootgoofin24]

I love how all of the fans are legitimately enjoying this roasting and are good sports about it. Nerds are good people

[@hoju510]

Not a cell phone in sight, just living in the moment.

[@VegetoStevieD]

Exactly.

[@sterlingphoenix]

@@VegetoStevieD Cellphones weren't really what they are today back then. We're 5 years away from the iPhone. Internet on phones was a novelty at best, and cameras were rare and (again, at best) kinda bad.

[@hoju510]

Hunter Brittell How did you know I wanted full communism from my comment? You totally read my thoughts.

[@VegetoStevieD]

@@hunterjayfilm False dichotomy. Not everything is progress. Can't believe you posted this on July 4th, Gregorian time. -The date that every tax payer celebrates independence from the tax collector, until next April....

[@VegetoStevieD]

@@hunterjayfilm I haven't been able to drive from one city to the next, without dodging swirving drivers who could have been drunk, but were too addicted to the new social media algorithms to bother with an alcohol addiction. This is real. Taxpayers getting together to celebrate their independence from the tax collector, until next April.... it's a real phenomenon. Just think about what's going on out there. It's pure insanity. Clown World is a symptom. Or let me guess, you celebrated July 4th, Gregorian Time, with all the other Fraudulent "men" who are also unworthy of the Founding Father's inheritance too, right? Tweet about it, faggot.

[@NewhamMatt]

Triumph was at his most savage in this. It must be one of his best performances.

[@change.8615]

TRUUUUU

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

Definitely. But he still completely hits it out of the park in his Wiener's Circle, Michael Jackson, and the unedited version of his takedown of Don Rickles, who had been coasting on non-funny non-sequiturs for decades. His Chris Christie segment was outstanding too, and his Bon Jovi one had some hilarious stuff too. He's got some duds, like anyone would, but overall is just so damn good.

[@NewhamMatt]

@@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 Wiener's Circle is definitely premium Triumph. I don't know if I've seen him funnier.

[@DDHOU-o9h]

can you imagine watching something this funny on TV as it aired for the first time and laughing so hard but having no way to show your friends or watch it again.... unless you just happened to record it on VHS?

[@BenjamUniverse]

i saw the same movie at that theatre. it was an awesome experince

[@Thulgore]

All my buddies were stoners and we always watched Conan at my house...........so we all just laughed and talked about it later. In fact the only time I watched anything back then was with friends. Now I only watch things alone, intentionally. The memories are nice though.

[@shiningwizard327]

I lived it. We recorded it on a VCR and showed it to our friends

[@krankymann]

this spread round the net at the time, really low bitrate stuff. I don''t even think I was aware of Conan and watched this clip (in Australia). We watched it over and over and just cried laughing every time

[@Timthecommenter]

In 1999 we were sharing a pre-release version of the Matrix on the university LAN (split into two halves, due to file size limitations). By 2002 you could find funny video clips like this, but someone would have had to have a TV tuner card, capture it OTA or from cable, compress it, and then share it at pretty low quality on LimeWire.

[@RamzaZero]

Man I wish triumph did this during the avengers movie premieres.

[@Davidsworldtravels]

Oh such a great idea

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

yeah but there are just regular ppl there now, not even proper nerds :s

[@janesmith7676]

@@CaptainAMAZINGGG Nah, I'm sure there are plenty of basement-dwelling nerds to be found at those premieres. Normal people too, but the nerds won't be hard to find (they're probably more likely to be attending on opening day than normies are).

[@CannibalKen]

Nobody lines up anymore

[@JJDOG9]

@@CaptainAMAZINGGG found the nerd

[@andrewwatson8591]

I’m a die hard Star Wars fan, and 17 years later this is STILL one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[@Fotosynthesis858]

“Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?” 😂

[@AT-yg4nk]

Ahh one of the best nights I’ve had...I remember watching this opening night after having just watched Episode 2 with my friends. We were 17, we just smoked a joint before this came on and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life. Seriously, it’s one of my fondest memories. We were on the floor, curled up in pain, crying from laughing so hard. Great times for sure. Miss those days.

[@SamaelStone]

Never gets old. One of the funniest things ever recorded.

[@williamballmaier2355]

Conan said on a piece with Terry Gross, that he thought this one of the funniest on the street bits that Robert Smigel ever did. A lot of re-written jokes and a lot of improv and also just a lot a good natured fans that like to laugh at themselves. Excellent piece of comedy!!

[@JRMaster4000]

Trumph bullied a guy who wasn't even born yet, omg. I love this dawg!

[@hellmik]

True Dawg !

[@benyashers5753]

That unborn kid will be turning 20 this year!

[@themoviebaker]

9:14 "Hi, I'm Colonel Sanders!" LOL

[@Gobblinstone]

Who was that guy?

[@afarro]

These people have great sense of humour and sportmanship .. they were truly appreciating the triumph’s jokes ..

[@JimStinson]

This was the best Conan skit ever. Possibly one of the Top 10 skits in TV history.

[@erictoniaschwab1009]

“You don’t deal with lesser life forms, you must be a lonely guy.” For me that was THE burn 😆😂😅. And the guy was such a great sport about it. I miss these days where people could have fun with each other.

[@mitchcoughlin8335]

That was by far the best, and the look on his face knowing he totally walked into that was priceless

[@lotaryguy12]

"I miss these days where people could have fun with each other" Lol what are you talking about? Even these Triumph segments are still done today. Why does this comment section have so many kids pretending to be old? Such cringe...

[@shashankchauchan1853]

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[@derp195]

@@lotaryguy12 People are a lot angrier and quicker to take offense than they used to be. It’s a pretty fair assessment. Everyone was a bit more chill and less addicted to conflict and being offended. Covid was a big part of that. I think lockdown messed a lot of people up.

[@hmorton490]

@@lotaryguy12 you’re just littered all over this comment section w a pissy attitude, could you just shut the fuck up and do what everyone else in this video does - laugh. You nitpicky bastard.

[@A23457]

I’ve seen this a million times and just realized that, “You don’t deal with lesser life forms? You must be a lonely guy” is actually a compliment. Triumph is accidentally saying the guy is a superior life form. He was trying to say the guy was the lowest life form, but then the insult should actually be, “You don’t deal with lesser life forms? You must be a popular guy.”

[@Playlist4Ella]

The insult is that there is no lesser life form than him so he has no one to interact with, making him very lonely.

[@A23457]

@@Playlist4Ella I understand that’s the intent of the joke, but it’s not what was actually said. The guy said he doesn’t deal with lesser lifeforms. If he’s the lowest life form, the fact that there is no one beneath him wouldn’t affect his social life at all bc everyone is above him and he deals with them. But if the HIGHEST life form doesn’t deal with lesser lifeforms, THEY would be lonely bc everyone is beneath them. Btw I’m a huge Triumph fan and I’m not trying to pick the joke apart lol. I know what he was trying to say it just came out wrong.

[@kent.merritt]

@@A23457 that's an interesting comment....FOR ME TO POOP ON!

[@nahtesalinas1917]

"Carbonite" "No, the correct answer is 'who gives a *BEEP*' LOL

[@mayhemjr.803]

And the answer is still true to this day!

[@AngryKittens]

"Are you a Korean guy under there?" My lungs hurt.

[@Adam-bw5nz]

11:10-11:22 Spock flipping 🖕 everyone off caught me off guard 😂😂

[@mr_rogersM320]

I distinctly remember watching this with my dad live. He was rolling. Rip Pops

[@treebuck]

RIP for sure. What a great moment for you two.

[@maverick90717]

RIP to pops. Those moments are always the best! Remember them always!