Conan Shares His Sad Sexual Fantasy | Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend

[@PopeLando]

The person who wrote the "C'mon, Conan, we know this is you!" comment, I hope they heard this and that they're really stoked how much it made Conan laugh!

[@Studeb]

C'mon, PopeLando, we know you wrote the comment!

[@devinakirloskar]

Reddit fans are loving this so much right now.

[@EvertfromNederland]

That comment was pure gold.

[@zoperxplex]

It was probably Matt Gourley and he repeated it because he thought it was so slick.

[@estefimedinaj]

They know lol That post is now a legend on the subreddit

[@TheCheat420]

Can we appreciate how quick Gourley was with that Lindsey Graham joke? That was smooth as hell.

[@tasnimtrisha2]

Yeah. I thought so too 😂

[@salsal435]

And possible true

[@cuddlymole]

Every time he is quick witted I gain power but also go weak.

[@VelvetFog09]

He also made the joke in the previous episode when Sona said Heather Graham had a crush on Conan, then Gourley said "more like Lindsey Graham 🤣🤣🤣

[@nicholasgarcia6402]

Top tier

[@ronaldoleka]

It's funny how Conan paraphrases Emma Stone's character's words, but remembers the negative words exactly as they were said.

[@HuiChyr]

Sona's laughter is enough to compensate the missing laughter of the audience.

[@FilippoBuscemi93]

even better ;D

[@bernlin2000]

Much like in the office environment, Sona is a fantastic spectator 😆

[@kenbohlin1642]

This is the genius of Conan's comedy, Sex jokes from a man in his late 50s that are hilarious and don't offend anyone. This is George Carlin territory. The level of difficulty is enormous. There's maybe 6 guys that can pull this off and most not as well. Sona is the perfect audience because she is incapable of insincerity. It's like watching Mozart play the harpsichord.

[@husker6395]

Sona’s laugh is the greatest thing ever 😂

[@demitasse22]

She really does have a fantastic laugh

[@alphabrainwave]

I love how Matt Gourley held up the "WRAP?" sign and then Conan proceeded to simulate a three minute long sexual fantasy involving Amanda Seyfried as Elizabeth Holmes in a Walgreens. I wonder if Matt ever got his wrap. He looked hungry.

[@EK-lp3ti]

It's very possible you're just being silly, but since we're online and you might be from a different country and misunderstood, I'd like to point out that the wrap sign is to "wrap it up" (end the segment). Have a good day :-)

[@Cbricklyne]

@@EK-lp3ti More than likely you missed the joke.

[@EK-lp3ti]

@@Cbricklyne Much less than likely. Look at my first sentence and you'll see I didn't miss it. Just being safe since YT is international. Cheers :-)

[@charlie-obrien]

@@EK-lp3ti It was a very funny comment that displayed a Conanesque type of humor. Público internacional que se dane!

[@EK-lp3ti]

@@charlie-obrien I wasn't trying to be funny. Seems like you need reading comprehension classes. anyway, cheers :-)

[@coldnoodles2951]

Conan dodging complements like he's in the Matrix.

[@melann4522]

Compliments*

[@coldnoodles2951]

@@melann4522 complements?

[@jujitsujew23]

I can't believe they never brought up the woman with the sign who said she'd leave her husband for Conan and her husband was sitting next to her. Definitely one of my favorite Conan moments

[@vandanacasm]

And it was their wedding anniversary, . They had gone to the show on the occasion

[@ctrainbeats]

@@vandanacasm lolol i watched that episode, the dude was like pointing to the sign like he was egging conan on to take her LMAO

[@Q_QQ_Q]

​@@ctrainbeatslink ?

[@MrJayehawk]

At 4:36 when Gourley is reading that message and his quick response "Lindsay Graham"....that's pure gold.

[@spoot]

The joy Conan gets making Sona laugh is so genuine

[@JohnnyCosme]

I love how he was just staring at her while she was cracking up when he was insulting himself.

[@Clavers1369]

So is my joy listening to it! 😊 I want to get a recording of Sona's laugh to use as my ringtone.

[@alno2554]

@@JohnnyCosmeI feel like his self-deprecating humour balances out with him bugging and teasing Sona like a little sister. He knows how to create the push and pull of insulting people in a loving way 😅

[@ShayneRawls]

I love how Self aware Conan is. His imitation of himself from the 90's is spot on. "Trying to please everyone" I spit out my soup lol

[@sahilbhagwat3254]

I loved watching the rest of the crew on the monitor behind Gourley lose it at Conan's rant😂😂😂. Such a hilarious man... Love him

[@salsal435]

YES!! They need to add that to every video

[@charlie-obrien]

It was a hilarious rant that he took all the way to completion. Hot, digity -dang!

[@alno2554]

Imagine working with Conan. I wouldn’t get anything done 😅😅😅

[@incunemusic]

I can imagine Conan's wife Liza saying all those things to him during the movie 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Masked_Rider420]

Liza*

[@incunemusic]

@@Masked_Rider420 Thanks!

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

How crazy is this. The actress who said the line about the Ginger junk is named LIZA Lapira and her character's name is Liz.

[@KamixSam]

Conan is so self deprecating but I love that Sona is so positive in response

[@dominionarts8017]

When I was 14, I never thought I would get to hear Conan scream, "I'm close, I'm close." Now at 44 years old, I have seen it all.

[@uyniverse]

I love how everyone on the zoom call behind matt gourley are also dying of laughter on that last bit

[@aashutoshgaurav5674]

Please release full podcast videos every once in a while. I'd like to watch entire podcast on KZbin.

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

I don’t think they post the full video anywhere even on the website

[@SB-xt5jk]

They've talked about this before. Podcasts are inherently auditory... if you film it... you have a show... thus defeating the purpose of the podcast.

[@tren133]

@@SB-xt5jk That is true. I've actually stopped listening to the Always Sunny podcast, because I end up just watching the youtube recording instead.

[@dylan6366]

@@SB-xt5jk this makes sense i guess thats why no successful podcasts release video components

[@benda18]

Will settle for full release

[@LauraMalcolmLive]

i went to NYC to see a taping of conan in the mid 90s, and he shook my hand while doing audience warmup.... i will never forget how he was gentle and looked into my eyes, because he knew i was nervous seeing him in his orange stage makeup ! love you conan !

[@mikeylibra5233]

I'm a 30 yr old woman, I've been watching Conan since I was a kid, and I've always, always, ALWAYS found Conan VERY attractive. His looks. His personality. Everything.

[@andrewtheworldcitizen]

I'm a 97 year old woman... I still get wet down there when I hear Conan's impersonations....

[@jdsd744]

Sona is so magnaminous and kind, when she asked if anything were for them and he said no and her face fell; I had to comment that Sona's awesome!

[@psy0rz]

yeah sona we love you!

[@samgradyfilm]

"Did they mention us?" I do hope Sona knows she's universally adored.

[@ss-aalltt]

These three could talk for 2hrs straight about anything and I would still listen to it. Hell, I'd pay for it. They gel so well together. I'm thankful these three exists!

[@marvin19966]

tell me about this gel and how to acquire it

[@SleepingAcid]

@@marvin19966 Does discharge count?

[@marvin19966]

@@SleepingAcid only if intelligent

[@apatternedhorizon]

"did they mention us?" Literally everyone loves Sona.

[@gpc_4279]

Did not expect Conan to have such a solid "Elizabeth Holmes as portrayed by Amanda Seyfried" voice.

[@dodiespriteler7296]

Right that was maybe the funniest part about it to me

[@ectoplasma5]

"That's it ,that's it !!!!! "😄😄😄

[@michaelrafales2782]

Conan has been continuously hilarious decades. Truly one of the greatest humor people.

[@mdfogarty]

Nicely expressed!

[@gazprosser]

The crew pissing themselves with laughter on the screen behind Gourley is everything

[@jordanbradford7729]

I almost spit out my drink laughing when Gourley clarified his comment about Blondie by saying he was talking about the newspaper comic strip and not the rock band/Debbie Harry! (Starting about 9:03.)

[@DrQuizzler]

...skipped right over the movie series with Penny Singleton.

[@treetopjones737]

Conan made the punchline: Dagwood eating a giant sandwich ( for the kids: Dagwood would build these mile high sandwiches ).

[@joshuawidener8407]

That wasn't a punchline, it was a reference

[@Gniff85411]

Even when he could be taking a (totally legitimate and deserved) moment to enjoy the flattering comments to boost his ego, he still goes for the self deprecating joke out of his total dedication to getting a laugh, even if it’s just from Sona. I love this man so much. I can’t wait for the comeback on HBO Max, and I hope Needs a Friend never ends.

[@treetopjones737]

He was a comedy writing guy who got extremely lucky. OR he did unspeakable things with Lorne to get a show.

[@masterxyr]

g gosh, that last bit is sooo good. Between Sona's breathless voice and Gourley's enchanted smirk, I had to pause it twice as my jaw was hurting. What a bit

[@paularnold8228]

that lindsey graham comment without missing a beat lmao

[@soth1sol]

waiting for the CONAN show equivalent: GOURLEY (team gour gour)

[@thomastaipliadis8533]

"Dramatic portrayal"? More like "traumatic portrayal"!!! This was so funny! And spot-on, by the way!!

[@James-gm9cs]

Last week: 11 year olds watch the podcast This week: Conan't sad sexual fantasy Next week: Conan gives 'the talk' about the birds and the bees

[@bernlin2000]

The following week: More Human Centipede

[@John_C_J]

Did you forget the leather lady before that?

[@hassanbeydoun2460]

@@bernlin2000 And then the week after that: sex positions, and helping the audience imagine Conan being naked doing those said positions. Sounds like something Conan would honestly do lol Talk about something gross (Human Centipede) and then use himself as the joke for being even more gross (Conan jokes that his body is gross and censored it for the Magic Mike movie preview thing) than the example hahaha

[@21GeeOff21]

Love the dynamic where Conan does all he can to beat them down and Sona and Matt do all they can to build him up. Ridiculous lol

[@TrevorCopter]

As soon as Gourley said Blondie instead of Debbie Harry, I hoped either he or Conan would say “the comic strip, not the band” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Global00Vintage]

“I love being defrauded by you…biographical portrayal.” 😂😂😂

[@kevgar57]

Love how Gourley’s wrap sign said “WRAP?”. He knew the potential.

[@venters3d]

Loving the crew video monitor panel in Gourleys shot, you can see some of them laughing with the podcast

[@dlxmarks]

5:05 The "Dreaming of Bonin' Conan" shirt shows up at about the 56 minute mark in the documentary. It was actually a quality looking t-shirt.

[@dougthemoleman]

Marisa Tomei! And maybe Isabella Rossellini, but not because of Friends. But Marisa Tomei is just... perfect. Oh man, and Charlize Theron too, just insanely beautiful.

[@AttilatheThrilla]

I’m a 34 year old straight male.. and I would leave my wife to be with Conan just because of his humour and personality!!

[@salsal435]

This one was the best so far!!! Thanks Conan, Sona and Matt

[@21GeeOff21]

I had a crush on Sona since the first time she made a tv appearance. Stunning.

[@cardboardclub]

As a conan fangirl that subreddit validated all my feelings 😂

[@rocknrollermann]

i've listened to the dramatic portrayal of Elizabeth Holmes as portrayed by Amanda Seyfried 28 times!! THAT'S THE CONAN I LOVE

[@water.77]

10:50 I love when Sona is freaking out she always makes mustache with the mic cord ❤

[@Blarblarb2468]

This is the best podcast I’ve ever found by far. Always lifts me up and makes me laugh. I’ll never get how it’s not ranked number one on the charts.

[@Lawh]

This is the only podcast I listen to. Is there anything else like this?

[@DaelinD]

Imagine sitting in a theater watching a movie, and the characters on screen starting talking about you, the real-life you, debating your physical appearance and attractiveness. This very much could be the description of someone experiencing clinical psychosis. Believing everything around you somehow relates to you specifically is a symptom is called "delusions of reference". (As a nurse, I have experience with this.) Except this actually happened to Conan. Wow, it must've been so weird in the moment.

[@meng-hsuanlee8543]

i love how we can see the zoom meeting behind Gourley

[@DianaKayUSA]

Lol now I’m noticing the zoom too…hmmm? … what’s on the chair behind Conan (what’s in the bag) 🤔

[@jinggoy3203]

CONAF is the best pod-chast ever! hands down!!!

[@meganmccallum4006]

I have been IMPATIENTLY waiting for this upload so I could send it to someone. But Matt reading the threads is the best thing ever.

[@stranger3894]

“My wife goes PREACH! AMEN!” 😂😂🤣

[@alexandercampbell7903]

The erotic Amanda Seyfried as Elizabeth Holmes sketch towards the end is one of the funniest things on Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend ever.

[@thenewclassic4]

THE Megan Fox said she had a crush on Conan, come on ! He's the most handsome carrot

[@Eric.V.]

“I don’t wanna mess around with his ginger junk” one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😆😆😆

[@kiernanmooney6210]

lol Well since no one mentioned it, Sona is super cute, has great talk-back and is hilarious and has a great laugh and a beautiful smile and would 100% be the kind of person who I'd let ruin my life. Crushin.

[@kiernanmooney6210]

Buuuuut Conan riffing with himself as himself and Elizabeth Holmes as protrayed by Amanda Seyfried iiiiis a moooooood

[@brandonwei2430]

The Blondie/Dagwood zinger murdered me. Gourley's one liners, man...

[@QuantumBraced]

8:00 Conan's biggest crush was Rebecca Romijn. Just look up the videos of when she was on Late Night, it was insane.

[@KirstenLeah0710]

More recently, when he interviewed Jameela Jamil on his podcast he admitted his huge crush on Jameela and how much he loves her. She went on to talk about how she’s not a big fan of having sex so it was perfect 😂

[@Studeb]

Heather Graham he has said several times.

[@soth1sol]

​@@Studeb​lindsay: "why can't i be his graham?"

[@sumitkumar12]

Thank you

[@Tonyhouse1168]

He’s got great taste

[@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667]

"I had to surgically remove my eyes." I like how casually he drops it.

[@dakid3002]

Conan is an intergalactic treasure. He must be protected at all cost.

[@pissoff234]

Shut up.

[@jonahravaz4550]

Gourley killed it with the backeground music! Genius!

[@John_C_J]

Do you know the music?

[@DeejayBombita]

What’s the song i love it

[@DeejayBombita]

@@John_C_J i found it it’s Revel Day - Baby It’s You

[@Winterseeker]

I have not been in this much physical pain from laughter in years. Thank you so much. 😂😂😂

[@greenspider1621]

You need to have Amanda on the podcast now lol

[@ingridgoree4558]

Conan impersonating Amanda Seyfried portraying Elizabeth Holmes sounds like Garrison Keillor.

[@empatheticgrinch]

He almost said "My mother.." 3:17 Freud is laughing in his grave.

[@Jean-tt6on]

This episode always cheers me up.

[@johnlanton9363]

This bit was so funny I was crying. He’s such a legend

[@KirstenLeah0710]

I’ve been waiting for this one 😂 I was crying listening to this last week

[@rend7267]

Sona's laugh is the BEST!

[@dannip930]

I think it's so funny that they all expressed fondness for Judy Greer's look (including Sona) because Sona totally looks like a brunette Judy Greer. ❤ Since I don't work with any of these folks, I'll say it: all three of these people are super attractive! Good looking and so genuinely interesting, nice, and funny.

[@joshuawidener8407]

What? She looks absolutely nothing like her?

[@jwbowen]

"The Discomfort of Rice" sounds like a book title

[@o0Theresa0o]

I've been watching Conan since I was about 9 or 10... I would sneak out to the living room after bed and watch his show. I absolutely adored him. I definitely developed a crush as I aged. I still find Conan attractive 25+ years later.

[@nathanchong7731]

0:38 Sona is so thoughtful

[@erniemendoza36]

Just what I needed on a Sunday morning.

[@SD_702]

Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities was my awakening. Just impossible not to wake up to that masterpiece.

[@bruceweigle7597]

Blondie... the old comic strip. LMFAO!!! Matt is so quick, perfect timing. Love this POD!!!!

[@Junereth]

that Lindsay Graham comment was so quick, i love it

[@sayakchoudhury9711]

Amanda Seyfried should be on the podcast now!!

[@nilesoien7867]

(Deep voice) it costs $65 million…

[@singingpepper]

I've loved Conan since his first late night show. He is handsome & hilarious! 🔥🔥💖💖

[@elliehall5515]

OH MY GOD! at 6:51 the comment matt reads out was written by ME!!!! it's true, he is my slash! wow!

[@mirandamirae]

when he said "i remember waving at that person" i thought he was going to add "and she DID die." lol

[@Kha89478]

Matt was genius for suggesting the last part as they were wrapping 10:10 that part was absolute comedy

[@mike2636]

I have a huge crush on Sona! Her lack of work ethic as an assistant and her talk back attitude. Jk Also she is beautiful (no joke) 😍😍😍

[@MandleRoss]

I could watch her laugh for hours... or sleep... when she didn't know I was there.

[@adamkieffer6827]

I was 12 back in ‘93 watching Conan and I don’t remember having any sort of sexual awakening. Now I kinda feel cheated…

[@runninbyfaith777]

😂

[@williandalsoto806]

Sona's laughter give me life.

[@tasnimtrisha2]

My cheeks hurt for laughing so much 🤣😂🤣 when I heard that episode 😅

[@vaibhavgurung5585]

Conan: The only comedian we know that can make you burst into laughter rolling on the floor without a single offensive joke. I genuinely wish him a long long happy life.. 🙏🏻

[@Jean-tt6on]

Jennifer Connelly has always been a goddess.

[@nathaliajusto6636]

This was the best moment of this podcast I ever witnessed! :)

[@XXwarriorxx343]

Conan is the most effortlessly funny guy.

[@Jai_BestLife]

Gourley adding 🎶MY JAM 🎶at the end with the Amanda Seyfried "erotic" story is hilarious! 🤣

[@GrumpyNorthman]

I have tears in my eyes from laughing and i'm pretty sure it's purely because of Sona's laugh.

[@missoctober8859]

Had a crush on Conan in the 90s when I was in high school.

[@PancakeStew]

His Rebecca Romijn phase was one of the funniest crushes.

[@happylikeanoldtimemovie]

Need a compilation video. Every time she came on the show he was absolutely feral 😂

[@johnnykline2072]

I would love Conan O'Brien to have a stint on Whose Line is it Anyway.

[@superdog1978]

I often listen to "Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend" which I'm driving with my 13-yr daughter in the car. Yesterday morning, she told me that she had a weird dream that Conan tried to abduct her in order to make her a star. 🤣

[@kartvyasheth2087]

Why he didn't mention Heather Graham? Or Rebecca romjain 😘

[@rainbow9832]

Maan, Gourley's the man! Such a great set-upper! Also, Conan's reaching unbelievable heights in podcast form

[@heidipaone9544]

Dude..my little sister full on painted an oil on canvas portrait of Conan to hang in her bedroom!

[@Person.aMedia]

Lol Sona referring to Conan as "Cones"

[@DarkGob]

"Conan playing air guitar" shows a picture of Conan playing an actual guitar

[@raradis]

In that bit he was actually playing an imaginary guitar.. :))

[@alexhusko]

The Elizabeth Holmes /Conan early 90’s bit is top five funniest Conan’s ever.