The Waiter Who Doesn't Write Anything Down Strikes Back! | CONAN on TBS

Every single time Craig takes Conan's order, he ends up killing himself, and Conan has finally had it with him.
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The Waiter Who Doesn't Write Anything Down Strikes Back! | CONAN on TBS
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[@SassyP17]

"oh did you forget your hat again like in rehearsal" lol

[@halfblooddutchprince]

*Actually remembers order backstage *Puts on chef hat "I don't know how to make any of this!"

[@stevenclimb]

"What is he doing now? He forgot the hat in the rehearsal and now again..."

[@E_y_a_l]

I thought more people will comment about it, but I guess we're the only two that noticed Conan saying that in 3:41

[@E_y_a_l]

​@@Butterratbee Before you made your arrogant reply did you stop and think that maybe 5 years ago, when I made that comment, that maybe, just maybe, even if it's older, that comment wasn't the top comment?

[@E_y_a_l]

​@@Butterratbee Dear, a "fair assumption" would be that if it was the top comment I wouldn't had wrote what I wrote, would I? you "not scrolling down" is not really a forensic proof...either way, honey, what's the point of your comments other than trying to boost your own ego by (trying to) point out other people's so called mistakes?

[@oralom]

Still waiting for the day they do one of these and the waiter actually recites the information back.

[@TheRaspberryExperiment]

It seems like they keep doing this bit to perfect it. I think this was the best version of it.

[@VeryEvilGM]

And it couldn't have succeeded without the previous ones.

[@chapinero017]

if they r bringing this back... they should bring back wikibear :C #WIKIBEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@kobrosly88]

+chapinero017 Brian Stack , the guy who does the voice of wikibear , left the show.

[@rafaelkresmar3998]

+kobrosly88 Nooooo.... That was one of the best new segments...

[@kobrosly88]

yeah :(

[@manumalus]

Wikibear was freaking awesome!

[@Matdogg2k]

Hell yeah!

[@zarazen8110]

Conan, now that your show allows "mature content", would you get Jeff Goldblum to tell his "crazy naughty story with the cat"? .. You know which one I'm talking about, right.. ? The one he couldn't tell you back when he was on your show the first time, I think.

[@geoffgoldplum1231]

+Zara Zen that NEVER HAPPENED I WAS NOT HERE

[@shadowcat1606]

+THE GOAT So either he has a really giant, oversized cat or a incredibly tiny, microscopic penis.

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

I need more goldblum or I'm going into withdrawal

[@Lecturne]

+Zara Zen Also he should tell what the Tokyo sandblaster is.

[@bkljaydee6411]

+.m. there are about 6 or 7 awesome long(ish) interviews with Craig Ferguson on youtube..... I will have to say the interaction with Craig Ferguson and Jeff Goldblum is just as good if not better than Conan..... and I have been a Conan O Brien fan since beginning

[@ZombryaTheDark]

Conan, keep doing these please people love to bitch about it

[@jillmo6458]

Three videos of this waiter guy and he's such a pro; his face stays locked.

[@jimmyguitar2933]

"Extra parsley" was the funniest gag of all!

[@pauljoedominic]

Andy and Conan behaving like what Jordan normally behaves in restaurants...or everywhere in that matter

[@daarhebikschijtaan]

And conan holding an good old graphite pencil at the end

[@ZapphiroVideos]

Hahaha! I love these even though I know how it goes-- oh wait a minute. Ok nvm, he still died at the end.

[@shaneevans5723]

I like reading everyone’s complaints. Please keep making these segments so i can read more of them.

[@ziiizzzooo]

I love this segment !

[@OneFlyingEye]

That's not the waiter striking back, that is Conan striking back at the Waiter

[@sdsumiguel5937]

Waiter should have slayed it then Andy says something like “I asked for northern Italian pepper. This sir clearly is southern Italian pepper. You should have written it down.”

[@KingoftheJuice18]

You know what would help that waiter? A Bic pen.

[@KingoftheJuice18]

@Blinx Honey You're totally right, it doesn't have to be Bic.

[@KingoftheJuice18]

@Blinx Honey In this case cognitive-behavioral therapy might be superior....Learning to use a pen!

[@kene4151]

conan is love conan is life

[@BigKV]

Probably one of the best episodes of ConanXDXDXDXDXD

[@supersamurai107]

Conan will make a good mob boss hahaha!!! Andy too he's Conan's right hand

[@wildchavy2614]

Bic pen advert then proceeds to pull out a pencil. Lol

[@Eysc]

Pause the video and type *AWESOME*

[@marcpileggi389]

+E SC WTF??

[@INRamos13]

+E SC THE VIDEO'S PROGRESS BAR!!!

[@birdman9735]

+E SC AWESOME

[@birdman9735]

+E SC What is suppose to happen

[@donkyluf]

+THE GOAT You're supposed to look like a moron. Glad that didn't happen

[@theamazing8435]

AMAZING

[@7Somerset]

This is the spiritual successor to the theres no reason to live guy from late night.

[@eddiekuo5628]

What movie is that last clip from?

[@joelmccoy1989]

at least he didn't kill himself that time.

[@rajkrishan3092]

loved it

[@michaeljohnson5720]

AWESOME

[@jamesgoodman5102]

_stop_ *STOoooop!* _it's already dead_ _(sobs)_

[@Coffeegirl007]

lol love conan

[@pizza4589]

was that clip from green hornet?

[@Biddybalboa]

I was hoping the waiter was going to completely slay it this time. If they aren't building up to that what's the point, it's dumb.

[@zarazen8110]

Exactly my thoughts! lol besides, I get that they're reading off some cards or what not, it's just a little distracting when they keep looking to their left hand lower corner the whole time 😒

[@KenTheAdventurer]

yea man

[@Mireiabalaguer]

+Biddybalboa Me too. Maybe recording it with his phone or something.

[@Joeybsmooth]

+Biddybalboa I like how Link's face matched the tone of your post.

[@GamersComputer]

at first I was like, oh great another bic pen commercial. Then it was changed up a bit.

[@ponder2006]

that was great

[@LycanLink]

What a fitting video to post on Groundhog Day.

[@mrzoperxplex]

Even better. T.B.S. offer the option of portable lavatories in the host's chair.

[@kylesanders8276]

Omar has good trigger finger discipline. Rusty never hoi'd of such a 'ting.

[@arnesarnautovic3679]

Guys, it's a sponsored ad for BIC pens. Of course it's gonna be recurring.

[@TheCleanDirtyDude]

Can't believe I've never saw this🤣

[@Gyrbae]

That guy looks a lot like the Superman guy from the skit where Triumph went to the Times Square to see mascots.

[@th0rsteinnfrikki]

CONAN I LOVE YOU

[@TheTurtledovMovies]

+Þorsteinn Friðfinnsson Well.. I love myself, everyone has a crush on somebody...

[@shaccc1489]

Writers on strike again?

[@SunnyRae1475]

It's funnier when they are. It was during the writers strike when Conan first brought on Jordan Schlansky. He also did more remotes then too.

[@shaccc1489]

+Sunny Rae Didn't know that, I now regret my post :p

[@SunnyRae1475]

+Mork Tison lol:-).. Well, you can always delete it if you want:-)

[@Ehmith]

I understand that a waiter can remember your order, but don't they still need something written down to give to the kitchen chef?

[@oioi5357]

when is the movie coming out?

[@mattchoi5441]

very funny. a lot of waiters and waitresses in this thread.

[@icefire1316]

What show did they show

[@ghettomist1575]

Conan get rid of those writers lol. I'll take the job, I hate what I'm doing.

[@inklead7561]

+GhettoMist Hi, this is your boss speaking. You're fired.

[@user-nu9ib6fq2d]

+Yellow Salamandarin hi this is the owner and founder speaking. you're fired

[@inklead7561]

محمد الشهري You cant fire me. I quit!

[@danielstack4158]

Time to bring back the singing ghost.

[@Kratos-bf2jg]

Awesome

[@Contagion1978]

Very super nice Conan 👍🏻🖊😭🔫💥😵!!!!!!!!!!

[@malvavisco10]

That should be "TBS offers Andy and ME," not "Andy and I."

[@JSilv3r]

The producers told them to mention the fact he's not writing anything down MORE than they did the last two times they did this. I swear they do it 3x more than before

[@notmyface-845]

Now Craaaaig.

[@apiemikey]

that goes

[@layoutarchitect]

maybe BIC told them do an 5 minute ad for their pens.. or they didn't write it down.

[@youmah25]

we want jordan

[@jimmyguitar2933]

no we don't. can't stand the pretentios snob.

[@YahnOrbaki]

re-upload?

[@anthonygordon9483]

Conan and Andy order food than completely alter the food to be something else. lol

[@Butterratbee]

That’s part of the joke, good job noticing that incredibly obvious thing

[@zhulia]

Jus saying being a waiter is not easy

[@chuchuchuchia]

That taller thug looks familiar

[@duytdl]

Where are the guys' dyeing clips from? Were they like from some relevant news stories at the time or something?

[@TomDeLaCruz]

CONAN YOU DELIVERED AGAIN, JUST LIKE PIZZA HUT... FRESSH TASTY TREATS FOR ME TO EATS

[@talha2640]

Plz do more videos with jordan schlansky!!!

[@Malcolmxkaito]

no waiter will ever write that down

[@Backflip1616]

Notice: crowd doesnt laugh Take the hint conan

[@ikonik4789]

+Backflip1616 Yeah, they did

[@gameguru1234]

+Archer Gaming yeah, but it wasn't a roaring laugh, more like it was forced.

[@TheRody12]

conan got goons

[@Marinanor]

Rusty and Omar, where were you when Walker was beating up Conan?

[@Stash_box]

I must be the only one who actually likes this skit

[@ashkanashkanian5938]

the thing is i always forget the bic thing

[@harrisonmoon2903]

The ironic part is how did Conan and Andy memorize all of those order lines in the first place?

[@VeryEvilGM]

Maybe the lines were written in the menus.

[@KillerZeli]

Oh, hey, Conan jus totally had that guy killed :)

[@benasTnxG]

Yes it was.

[@TheSuperCoolMan122]

wait, isn't this dude from a couple of episodes in the X-Files?

[@A..M..A]

That was pretty painful to watch.

[@jesusrivera7859]

The Green Hornet??

[@XoSealzo214]

will there be a segment where he finally brings everything they order and that would be the end of Greg the waiter? :/

[@amisner2k]

Haha. I'm amazed this bit has lasted this long.

[@pkitty2219]

In The Year 2000............

[@sanderflop]

Conan is going to keep doing hear for the end of time

[@grante101]

I kinda wanna buy a Bic pen...

[@magnumpicactus]

People complaining about the bit but I don't see the issue. I think it's funny

[@causti9744]

He ran back for the cap so continuity is right, but the hat had another color. Thing fact was the most entertaining in the whole clip.

[@SeptemusHeap]

lol this shits hilarious

[@kolplako4525]

GET IT BC HE DOESNT WRITE IT DOWN AHAHDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

[@Stiflex]

reupload or something?

[@ZeusSoriaOrozco]

wikibear please

[@TheMysteriousDumbaz1]

Is this supposed to be funny? It wasn't funny the first time, or the second time, or the third.... Now the fourth....

[@zarazen8110]

I see we meet again.. How's the house cleaning coming along? LOL

[@TheMysteriousDumbaz1]

+Zara Zen ?

[@tinwav]

5th time the charm

[@bgboy4861]

Definitely funny the first time

[@The1AndOnlyGoldenboy]

I wonder just how much Bic has paid them to warrant doing this bit multiple times.

[@Butterratbee]

Nothing

[@wgorham93]

Best part was Conan breaking the 4th wall "he's forgot the hat at rehearsal, and now again..." Stop these sketches TBS! You have so many more viable options. Just get Kevin Hart and Ice Cube to do something else

[@mrzoperxplex]

I guess their is no affirmative action program in Conan.

[@Machinedead]

how does this guy keep getting back his job ? ????? Illuminati confirmed.

[@abhiu2398]

A question for any grammarians out there: At the beginning of the video, Conan said 'TBS offers Andy and I...' My understanding is that one should use 'me' when the person or thing being referred to is the object of the sentence. In this sentence, 'TBS' is the subject and Andy and Conan are the objects, so shouldn't Conan have said 'Andy and me'? Is the use of 'I' an Americanism?

[@gr6e]

It sort of is, in the sense that we're incorrectly taught that you should never say "and me" because our teachers don't want to take the five extra seconds to explain which situations to use which word.

[@abhiu2398]

@@gr6e Thanks man! I didn't think anyone even noticed this comment 😄

[@yrsa7637]

worth

[@AL62399]

I like how people in the comments are saying this is the same thing sketch every time. Have any of you seen the bit?? Because last time I checked there was no gang or Conan talking about how he kills himself every time before. Also comedians do jokes they did before all the time. Just because some people don't like the sketch doesn't me a lot of other people don't like it

[@Kevb0ardGames]

so all these other times he came were only a setup for this one??? xD WTF?

[@Gentamoru]

What are people talking about i love the waiter who doesn't write anything down :(

[@epicmusiclover1234]

IVE NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY OMG

[@fadedlatin]

bic pens, shouldn't you write it down...

[@lilianmejia3802]

waitress is a actress right