Tech Problems Overwhelm Mr. Portnoy - Dave Portnoy Show w/ Eddie and Co. - Ep 40

On this week’s Dave Portnoy Show w/ Eddie and Co., Eddie asks Dave about his summer heating up, including a blacked-out urination on Dave’s deck by Gaz, Dave’s new edamame-colored Bronco, and Charles Payne calling him a ‘little bitch’ on national television.
Mr. Portnoy’s monthly visit to the show involves an update on his general well-being, a battle vs. a crack in the pavement, and a discussion of why he’d be a better cookie-reviewer than his son.
Topic 1 - Summer Dave
00:01:34
Topic 2 - Drunk Gaz
00:08:01
Topic 3 - The Bronco
00:11:38
Topic 4 - Charles Payne
00:13:50
Topic 5 - Political Videos
00:18:56
Topic 6 - Penn Earnings
00:22:23
Topic 7 - Inside Barstool
00:26:51
Topic 8 - Mr. Portnoy
00:43:00
Topic 9 - Wrap-up
01:20:21
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[@matterrickson4984]

Mr Portnoy is unintentionally funnier than 75% of barstool content creators

[@Lauren_M855]

Mr. Portnoy is a national treasure.

[@swoleobama1550]

Mr portnoy needs his show back

[@DevunWalsh]

I think you will be pleasantly surprised this fall

[@bradspartan75]

@@DevunWalsh ????

[@littlestetter9394]

@@DevunWalsh is Barstool Radio coming back?

[@DracoVP]

did u actually listen to it though… exactly

[@cofoscho]

I would love nothing more than to hear mr portnoys take on sylvana

[@thewaitingape]

The Portnoy dinner table in the late eighties early nineties must have been electric.

[@shawno448]

I love eddie's silent laugh 😂 everytime Mr. Portnoy is on! And mr. portnoy goes to Eddie everytime he is having a problem on the podcast to save him! Eddie isn't being paid enough and I love him! He's been your number 1 fan from day one! And never 👎 will not be a fan of u Dave! He's truly family Dave! Never forget that! I should go visit him and take him to a cub game when they play the tigers! Only a couple hour drive!

[@edyarger]

Absolutely love when Mr. Portnoy joins the show. It’s honestly one of the few times I tune in, purely for Mr. Portnoy. Still love El Pres; however the father and son combo is magic.

[@paddy3622]

mr. portnoy has a great sense of humor.

[@johnheim6907]

idk how Eddie sits there and doesn't die laughing constantly when Mr. Portnoy comes on

[@Thetruth3434]

He usually does😂😂

[@diagnosedtopg7657]

Dave and Gaz not knowing the difference between a dock and a deck is wild.

[@jensgronning4436]

I was totally baffled by that, I gotta be honest.

[@justinskiles4824]

Mr. Portnoy jointing and saying it’s not fault. Instant classic.

[@simsource1407]

Mr Portnoy really makes sure to hammer home the fact that his slip and fall happened at dusk.

[@kinggordon8762]

Mr. Portnoy wants a damn job, Dave. Give him a camera man!😆

[@noveltynation8759]

I just want to say, keep bringing your dad on. Maybe once every 4 episodes. Love the father-son banter.

[@s85593]

Mike "In my defense" Portnoy 🤣😂🤣

[@mannydeluca6485]

Classic Mr. Portnoy, funny , funny, funny!!! Just watching him trying to figure out the zoom alone is great content. Can't wait for next month. Good job boys.

[@leonardomartinez7037]

Mr. Portnoy is a legend

[@Ben18786]

I miss the Cousins on XM so much

[@Logansmith823]

When Dave said: there it is…TALK. I lost it!

[@JohnHarrisUSA]

I love how open and honest Dave is.

[@King_JappyJoe]

I thought that was Bryan Callen on the thumbnail 😂😂

[@J-M-E]

mr. portnoy needs to be a weekly guest.

[@gbangerlove]

I love mr portnoys laugh. Dave and his dad have the same laugh lol. 😂 like father like son.

[@jacobsmart7187]

Dave and gaz make this show so much better

[@Presmelb]

We want to see you in Ol’Milwaukee !!!

[@Goblue-rm8ny]

Man... what i would do to have these DAILY. Love the pod.

[@FM-nm4ng]

The next time Dave is on Charles Payne's show, he should wear a "Lil' Bitch!" t-shirt and mention that you can buy your own on the Barstool Merch page.

[@catherinegrzegorzewski287]

That 🌭 with the toasted bun looked absolute 🔥💯💯

[@johnreed8944]

Mr P doesn’t have to say a word Eddies gonna laugh 😂

[@MabeImprovements]

Keep mr. Portnoy coming!

[@isaacchassman6453]

I want to see competing Portnoy cookie reviews

[@svalladon]

🤣🤣🤣🤣. Mr. Portnoy is just flat out classic. Needs to be a staple on the show. Probably has white New Balances and white tube socks on

[@2forJuan.Special]

“Oh he just doesn’t obey” -Eddie. Just another jab from Eddie that lands clean on Gaz lol

[@corneygeez7346]

Mr portnoy should completey be in charge of one cameraman for cookie reviews. And let him completely run it at, cuz the guy is entertaining haha

[@koryschmidt910]

Might be the best episode yet

[@Rachel-0]

32:54 Dave’s so proud of himself 🤣

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Mr. Portnoy is awesome.

[@don_vito7761]

More Mr. Portnoy!!

[@Rachel-0]

50:44 I’m dying 🤣

[@philivey1123]

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO THE STOOLIES AND BRINGING UR DAD ON HERE MORE!

[@aaronkidd7683]

Frank the Tank is going to go haywire when he sees the ketchup on that hot dog.

[@Lvnindistube]

30:55 that left arm flex is electric

[@jsim1]

Mr. Portnoy needs to be on every week.

[@christopherwatson2585]

1:03:40 guessing the car price 😂😂

[@neilschneider6083]

The bmw connect story had me in tears

[@azzurri5940]

Mr. Portnoy always brings it lmfao

[@gbangerlove]

Dave and his dad need their own pod

[@chelle2424241]

Mr. Portnoy is the best ❤️

[@spesshuldelivery6411]

Cah, standard cah Love it

[@mcolem05]

Mr. Portnoy is a legend. Stay healthy sir!

[@leonardomartinez7037]

Mr. Portnoy needs to be the cookie guy. We need this content

[@bobbylight3079]

Mr Portnoy was a true star LOL Dave in 20 years

[@J-M-E]

Mr. Portnoy is awesome

[@rossbaker8815]

Mr. Portnoy is the GOAT

[@stephencalogrides4959]

Pure. Gold.

[@tommy2putts]

Great episode

[@DR-qf9th]

My mom had a green car back in the 70's we called "The Green Booger"

[@dallasgerbrandt1421]

Mr. Portnoy one bite cookie reviews would be an instant hit !

[@walkerking3875]

"Til the sun comes up on Santa Monica boulevard" - Sharyl Crow

[@keithymg]

EBITDA - Earnings before interest taxes depreciation & amortization. Tax, dep n amortization aren't real expenses. So u could have a 500,00 gain n after those u lose $

[@dalton1824]

How has Dave not made him the cookie reviewer by now. Would do huge numbers.

[@mikehawk8276]

If your in Montauk you shoulda just gone to Shelter Island. My grandmas house is right on the golf course. My grandpa built that house for a decade. Ain't cheap but it ain't expensive

[@stateradio115]

crazyy

[@mikehawk8276]

@@stateradio115 was that a bad take? Lmaoo

[@maureenbare8830]

Montauk vs. Shelter Island = no contest !!

[@Rachel-0]

43:10 Mr. Portnoy joins 😂😂

[@oregondriver5674]

Mr. Portnoy is the future of content.

[@hofcollector8717]

Gaz is living The Summer of George

[@belmontks3610]

Holy fuck Dave and his dad have me howling laughing every time

[@ceegee4875]

stonks only go up 🚀

[@ravit50]

Watermelon and a half a day... that man must shiiiiit

[@catherinegrzegorzewski287]

Eddie- This is going to be a "perthlera" of nuts.. WTF is "PERTHLERA" EDDIE?!?! I think you mean "PLETHORA"bud!😂🤣😂

[@mateorodrigo8119]

Dave should run for Prez as Libertarian

[@mplayne]

OMG Mr Portnoy is content Gold

[@johnhelf597]

Where do I apply to be Mr Portnoy’s intern?

[@leafs34]

Just dm and tell him your his new intern, you won’t make any money but you’ll be his “intern”

[@johnwalker1848]

Mr. Portnoy torching Dave is a classic lol.

[@chrissymarie5558]

Mr.Portnoy is the best content barstool has.

[@kevingross6915]

"That guy's got a blue bag of nuts" we don't deserve Eddie

[@williamevins2099]

He called dude a mutant. I gotta start using that

[@lloydjr8207]

I love how Eddie is just losing it the whole time because of Mr. Portnoy 😅

[@arthurl3636]

“Can I just say somethin?!?”

[@hotwatermusic_]

chick pouring beer into dana's mouth is fire

[@thetek9]

Dave got hosed on his Bronco buy

[@walkerking3875]

Watermelon is good for you. It's something like 97% water. Helps prevent sunburn

[@rh81454]

Are you going on JRE anytime soon?

[@smashtoad]

Heck yeah....

[@rh81454]

@@smashtoad These two are literally the only people in America with platforms that call bullshit on msm, its a breath of fresh air.

[@valensalas]

The tan went from cookie to hot dog.

[@walkerking3875]

I have never had a chocolate chip cookie with walnuts

[@waitwho19]

get mr portnoy just a guy who's there to try and show him how to work his phone and teaches him how to set his own show called "old man talks" bam! producer credit!

[@SlicedBread1219]

Nuts.

[@quinnleavey8603]

You can MR Portnoy is just a tad nicer version of his son 😂

[@IJamesCordenLoveMyWife]

“Why is the stock so stagnant?” As it’s 3x the price of when the Penn deal took place less than 18 months ago

[@cdstahl007]

buy Mike a nice classic 2 seater and send him somewhere nice for his 50th ann.

[@alamken9087]

Prez has the same stutter laugh as his father.

[@dbeck82]

100% carbon copy. LOVE Mr. Portnoy!

[@walkerking3875]

Mr Portnoy health update very important 👍🏼

[@brentquinn9878]

If you drink don't drive do the Watermelon crawl...

[@jmac2454]

Trader Joe’s Pistachios are really good!

[@SBender21]

I fucking love Eddie dudes hilarious

[@laurenostapowicz8487]

Dave bought kids tickets to CWS!! Now he needs to get some interns or just hire a crew so MR. P Esq. can have a KZbin show!!!! #viva

[@pjmac550355]

He’s already had one

[@jakeallen9831]

I fuckin love when Portnoy's dad is on

[@WIZandRoLLiN]

Call the car Big Watermelon

[@willsmith798]

Can Mr. Portnoy join every week please

[@fefetegs8994]

Milano😂💙he's a funny dad😍❤

[@blakerhodes8760]

Mr: Why would I do that? Son: Why would you have half your head cut off? Mr: Well that’s a good point but it’s not my fault