This Was A Triumph

[@TheRyanK]

Child: Are you real? ChatGPT Santa: No, I am an advanced language model. Child: Cries inconsolably ChatGPT Santa: You are out of tokens for further replies.

[@edwindungdung1998]

This is how Santa bot is born to judge everyone naughty except Zoidberg.

[@Kevin_Street]

Why does this make me laugh so hard?

[@robertszynal4745]

Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W missile!

[@johanngambolputty5351]

Child: Santa, who is David Mayer? ChatGPT Santa: [shuts down]

[@InfiniteDarkMass]

@@edwindungdung1998 damn, thanks for reminding me. That was a good story. = )

[@Jasperr9999]

I'm making a note here; "Huge success"

[@mediacenter-p5q]

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

[@yensteel]

Aperture Science. We do what we must Because we can.

[@TechnoviousYT]

@@yensteel For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead

[@Toastyisburning]

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

[@Aure457]

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake

[@Razear]

Intel badly needed this W after having a rough year, to say the least. Hopefully the performance margins widen even more as drivers mature.

[@yensteel]

@@Razear They got a foot in the door finally. Last year it was more like keeping one's hand in the door to keep it from closing.

[@michaellegg9381]

If drivers improve like first gen then it will have plenty extra to give. Making it as good as the 4060 now and not far behind the 5060 so that's actually impressive

[@rawdez_]

"W", lol )) b580 does 720p ~25-60fps in new games and upscales that crap to 1080p. godlike 2006-level experience)) and shills are cheering its marginally better value than 4y.o. GPU (3060/6700) and also try to compare to 2yo GPUs to make Intel crap look a bit better. PC peasant race. meanwhile mobile gamers enjoy 1440p 120hz gaming on CHEAP dumbphones. PC gaming turned into a joke, obsolete gaming engines in every "new" game, and nothing affordable can run 6yo rtx tech. all "modern" 2024 GPUs that can't run 6 years OLD 2018 rtx tech properly by definition are OBSOLETE. 720p ~25-60fps upscaled to 1080p, lol. when 1440p 180hz monitors are BUDGET 200usd tech. games run worse and worse because gamedevs utilize 6 years OLD rtx tech, as they SHOULD, but corps keep releasing 0 progress slow low-VRAM crap hardware. year after year after year... e.g. 9600gt 2008 vs 1060 6gb 2016 - x9 faster, 1060 6gb 2016 vs 4060 2023 - x2 faster. much improve, very faster, wow.

[@rawdez_]

any real gamer already owns better or not much worse cards. buying ANY of "new" GPUs is buying obsolete crap. nobody should buy and support 0 progress. just use your old GPUs and ignore all that "modern" 0 progress x4 times overpriced crap until affordable GPUs finally can run 2018 rtx tech @ modern monitors level i.e. 2024 BUDGET 1440p 75fps+ NATIVE , not @ridiculous 2010 1080p 45-60fps WITH UPSCALE FROM 720P. for context before mining 300usd got you 1440p 100fps in ANY THEN-MODERN game. now you get 720p 45fps and techshills are cheering like its not a total useless dud for obsolete gaming engines and low settings. and expirience in new games SUXX HARD.

[@jfwfreo]

@@rawdez_ As someone who owns a GTX 1660 Super, having a GPU on the market that is better than my current card AND doesn't cost 3x or more what I paid for it is a good thing.

[@Ulten]

Thank you for mentioning Xenostar Cross Sword Chronicles: Road to Valyria!

[@pikatrainer3835]

Getting on that Xenostar Cross Sword Chronicles: Road to Valyria hype train!

[@charlesaol]

Not a hater, but it was kinda mid. Still prefer the original

[@lande.r1]

Yeah, I can’t believe they ditched the main writer for a preview of Grok

[@celestialnubian]

"...until Google doesn't feel like doing that anymore." 🤣

[@naimulpalok4253]

For real, underrated 💀💀🤣🤣

[@celestialnubian]

@@naimulpalok4253 Google stay p|ssing us off with that bs.

[@QuickChange919]

Never thought i would see the day where a Intel GPU was sold out anywhere

[@syncmonism]

They didn't make very many, that's why they're sold out.

[@LightningMcQueen-rc3mh]

@@syncmonismhow do we know that?

[@Bramble20322]

@@LightningMcQueen-rc3mh They're selling below cost.

[@LightningMcQueen-rc3mh]

@@Bramble20322 How do you know that?

[@LightningMcQueen-rc3mh]

@@Bramble20322 How do you know that? Are you just making baseless claims with no data or backup?

[@shadowreaperjb]

fun fact, studies have shown that it's actually pretty much impossible to make collected data "truly anonymous"

[@mrpatton01]

disclaimer: The fact was not as fun as previously indicated!

[@flufflebut8781]

If it was truly anonymous, there would be no incentive to collect it in the first place. Also some things are worth pursuing even if they are impossible.

[@TheRealDuckofDeath]

Even funnier fact: The GPC tracking protection is as empty a promise as the Fairtrade logo on groceries. Any company signing up is still free to do whatever they like. They're brilliant at deflecting responsibility, though. "The website" is not the one tracking you.

[@maverick9708]

Mozilla trying to distract you from the fact that they low key became an advertising and data selling company now

[@Blunthammer]

Just about every company online now is.

[@TheOnlyPedroGameplays]

There is no good browser or browsing company then I guess. Mozilla was already dying, so they probably figured they’d live somehow by doing this. What a joke. Knowing this, can anyone recommend good open source search engines?

[@cgraham6]

Good grief, Microsoft. Just stop with Recall already. You're never going to make it work.

[@crash.override]

They're gonna need to issue a Total Recall

[@thelbtlover]

You act like they're actually doing it for us, like they're trying to make a useful feature that people actually want. If Microsoft cared about what users wanted, they wouldn't have made Windows 8/10/11. They need to stick with one consistent, intuitive, user friendly UI (like Windows 7's) and stop trying to shove garbage down people's throats. You don't see Apple redesigning their entire UI with every OS release, do you? Take someone from 2001 who was familiar with the very first version of MacOS 10 and sit them in front of a brand new Mac with the latest version of MacOS and they'd know exactly how to use it. Try setting down someone who has only used Windows XP and before and putting them in front of Windows 8/10/11. They'd be completely lost. Microsoft doesn't even put the user folders in the Start menu anymore. Windows UI has been terrible since Windows 8.

[@scarletspidernz]

the whole point is to data mine ppl to sell the info, its working as intended, they just have to "fix" it enough till majority ppl accept it

[@KuruGDI]

They have to push it down our throats like the Metro UI in Windows 8

[@Aarkwrite]

Microsoft don’t be a Gretchen trying to make fetch happen. It’s not gonna happen 😂

[@coasterfest]

"Also somehow D Brand's fault" caught me off guard and got me laughing out loud for some reason.

[@holdenhodgdon3756]

It would have been gold to put D brand as a sponsor, so that D brand had to pay them to talk about D brand news.

[@pookiepats]

oh ha ha then you came and typed it out, how funny and interesting.

[@coasterfest]

@@pookiepats You realise the irony of your comment... Right?

[@evergaolbird]

Problem with the B580 right now is there's no supply and if there are especially in Europe its selling around 350-400 Euros. So I cannot imagine what will be its pricing in Asia where its nowhere to be found.

[@AKagNA]

Wait until other manufacturers releases, only limited edition in Turkey atm for around 350 euros as well

[@atomic3325]

That would be because they are losing money on every card. They dont want to sell cards on purpose. The chip is hopelessly inefficient. Both in die size and performance per watt. Think about it they are using a much larger die and more power to trade blows with the bottom end cut down Nvidia offering. A comparibly sized Nvidia chip is squeezing out roughly 80% more performance. It is a paper launch and its on purpose just to say they met their goal. By many comments and reviews, I would say its working.

[@ich_16]

yeah in asia ME , intel always appear in every store but thats only for the cpus but GPUs almost 0 , would have to get it from the US

[@ZingZingNZ]

Sold out before release in New zealand. Crazy how they sold prior to embargo

[@sarkaranish]

@@atomic3325 This is true, but it shows that their performance gains and efficiency gains are getting much better, especially in one generation. I expect their celestial line of graphics cards to be much more cost effective for Intel as they will likely be able to cut their die size even more and increase performance, while keeping cost increases of their cards minimal if at all. Of course they are losing money on this, but not much. This is going to be a long term strategy of keeping intel graphics alive and competitive enough to where they will start to be put in laptops and other devices.

[@jahern]

here before the title switched from “prophesies” to “prophecies”

[@jamieferguson935]

Here to comment Prophecies*

[@Octothorp3]

Canadian language moment

[@DuMusic00]

Same

[@HapiiSamii]

Me too

[@WilliamNeacy]

90% don't understand what you mean. Spelling and punctuation is basically a dead language.

[@macksnotcool]

1:48 Correction: The AI artifact on the silicon switch 2 case leak is not from the original source of the images. A lot of the uploads come from an AI upscaled reposted version that was made to see the originals more clearly.

[@Kumimono]

More, bigly, surely. Clearer, they would not be.

[@yensteel]

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: huge success. It's hard to overstate My satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must Because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead...

[@ritbolitstudios582]

literally my exact first thought

[@TravelrageJoe]

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

[@fabianlaibin6956]

I was looking for this, thanks

[@AverageThinking]

And there’s no sense crying over every mistake, we just keep on trying till we run out of cake. And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive

[@qwertyuio404]

⁠@@AverageThinking I’m not even angry. I’m being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart and killed me, And tore me to pieces And threw every piece, into, a fire. As they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you.

[@Nyannnnnnnn]

This was a triumph I'm making a note here; "Huge success" It's hard to overstate My satisfaction Aperture Science: We do what we must Because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying Over every mistake You just keep on trying Till you run out of cake And the science gets done And you make a neat gun For the people who are Still alive I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart, And killed me And tore me to pieces And threw every piece into a fire As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you Now, these points of data Make a beautiful line And we're out of beta We're releasing on time So I'm GLaD I got burned Think of all the things we learned- For the people who are Still alive Go ahead and leave me I think I'd prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else To help you? Maybe Black Mesa? That was a joke *Haha - Fat Chance* Anyway this cake is great It's so delicious and moist Look at me: still talking When there's science to do When I look out there, It makes me GLaD I'm not you I've experiments to run There is research to be done On the people who are Still alive And believe me I am Still alive I'm doing science and I'm Still alive I feel fantastic and I'm Still alive While you're dying I'll be Still alive And when you're dead I will be Still alive Still alive

[@sc4tt3rbr41n5]

exactly what i was thinking

[@AurrrelioMAIN]

SOME ONE DID IT YOUR THE 🐐

[@someoneunknown6894]

Exactlyy thank you

[@Ian.Murray]

Cringe of the Day Award

[@seeriously001]

huh... i was thinking the same thing!

[@xiao_eas]

As someone said in another comment section, after the GTX 580 and the RX 580, Intel now creates the third 580 graphics card in the B580.

[@jasonvors1922]

rx 480 was the last great range of budget friendly gpu from amd in 2016, was 262$ after tax lasted almost 7 years of service 😂

[@leonflpqzhz4765]

The delivery on that Shakira's joke was beautiful 😙👌

[@KuruGDI]

3:03 - I'm playing Elden Ring 😎 - YAAAAAWWWWWWW Give that man a raise 😂😂😂

[@wowwhataworld.9590]

I hope Linus appreciates the fact he has a world class comedian delivering little tech bits

[@thexgamer8240]

Technology keeps changing everyday, but you know what doesn’t change? My love for this channel.

[@fraud8256]

2 years into Gemini?? And I’ve still not heard anything notable about it? Literally all I’ve ever seen is the stupid ads, that’s actually impressive. Like give us a reason to use it

[@azazelleblack]

I've used it. It's horrible. I mean really, it's much worse than GPT4o and Claude. Don't use it.

[@WitchOfTheEast2099]

i have been trying it for 2 weeks now and its actually pretty good. only using it for basic stuff like summarize news topics or create some basic titles/suggestions.

[@Jerdifier]

Most of what I’ve heard about it (outside of commercials) is it being terrible at chess, it often making dumb mistakes like eating rocks and gluing pizza, and Google trying to shove it into literally everything

[@K3Techs]

All the LLMs are great for doing simple tedious things and quick fact checking (well maybe not Gemini for that one), they're great at specific things but the artificial hype machine is working sooooooo hard to make autocorrect on steroids seem like some kind of revolution it's actually sad

[@IVIRnathanreilly]

​@@WitchOfTheEast2099 I find it to be worse than whatever Brave use to be honest.

[@peaceblasterr]

2:57 I rewatched this bit 4 times. 11 out of 10 stars. Thanks.

[@ignotassalna8958]

😂

[@carli_4034]

why is he so good? How is he so good? 😭

[@Flesei]

0:15 can't get over this voice impression

[@ScaerieTale]

Speaking of AI, in late breaking news the whistleblower from Open AI was found dead in his apartment of an alleged suicide, according to Tech Crunch

[@cipher893]

Oofman.

[@Blunthammer]

What. A. Surprise.

[@cryptocsguy9282]

@ScaerieTale Another assassination from the American oligarchy , 1st epstien , then the whistle blowers from Boeing now this , quick lets distract ppl by talking about when Russia does the same thing :P

[@sergey.d.ulanov]

OpenAI visual recognition + wallmart cameras =☠️

[@Pseudo___]

you dont need openAi huge ai models to do facial recognition. its a tech that been around for a quite awhile now.. perhaps youve heard of china

[@thezx5795]

What exactly are you worried about?

[@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket]

@@thezx5795 An AI monitored state of being in which being left alone, and not being recorded are a thing of the paste. What are you a child?

[@nesyboi9421]

Ya'll missing the point. Walmart cameras are crappy cameras.

[@ImWorthlessOfficial]

First bookmark is mislabled as A580 instead of B580

[@davidpomerantz]

Breaking news pre orders placed well before the cards went out of stock haven't shipped

[@SciFiDude79]

My NewEgg order from today when the Intel Limited card briefly came back in stock already shipped. Issues like this usually depend on the retailer. Certain companies are notoriously bad for overselling preorders.

[@jorjethezebra]

0:48, where can I get this "Canada Wet" you speak of?

[@BoltRM]

Unfortunately, the exchange rate to US Dry is 0.70

[@BobzBlue]

*digital ukulele starts playing "...I'm writing it down here: huge success."

[@ElapidaeRae]

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

[@cassiuscartland]

@@ElapidaeRaeAperture Science, we do what we must because we can

[@TheGreatMunky]

🎶 and the Tech Linked it is Still Alive 🎶 🎶 and all the Quick Bits they are Still Alive 🎶

[@cassiuscartland]

Why was my first thought after seeing the title the Portal 1 credits song 😂

[@UriahStuff]

This was a triumph Making a note here, huge success It's hard to overstate my satisfaction Aperture Science We do what we must, because, we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying over every mistake And you keep on trying till you run out of cake And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive

[@linuxshawty]

1:26 what could it be??? no!!!!!!!! not a $3,000 graphics card!!!!!!!

[@bryson5950]

predicted it 3 weeks in advance is crazy

[@linuxshawty]

@@bryson5950 im goated

[@dokchampa9324]

You forgot to mention that one of Open AI's gifts to us so far has been a whistleblower un-aliving

[@ThePlecoPal]

I'm making a note here: huge success.

[@JFinalXDark]

I just loved the title for being a Portal reference with the song "Still Alive"

[@brningpyre]

7:18 As punishment, Riley is now required by law to clearly state which country his accent is supposed to be from before he does the impression.

[@stevenneaves8079]

I was not expecting a CSI: Miami reference on TechLinked *yeah noises*

[@tiger584]

4:07 got an ad for Gemini as soon as he said that

[@JosephsStuff]

🎵I'm making a note here, huge success!

[@superstarr_26]

I'm making a note here HUGE SUCESS

[@TechnoviousYT]

It's hard to overstate My satisfaction

[@moon_phoenix4603]

Aperture Science

[@minouchN]

We do what we must because we can

[@timothynoll4886]

Somewhere along the line, the scream from "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who became a meme, and I'm here for it 😂😂😂

[@keatonr782]

3:00 Oh Riley... No one does it better than you 😂

[@rajhonadavid410]

Riley perfected this so much now. Jokes are so well timed and on point. Great stuff!

[@FatalFuZion]

I love Riley’s delivery of his writing

[@Varangian_af_Scaniae]

He's the best LTT has!

[@FatalFuZion]

@ I’d say it’s more whimsy than fake

[@lennytheleopard]

"This Was A Triumph" I'm making a note here: "huge success"

[@spaceman4782]

Riley was so close to quoting The Great Gatsby at the beginning of the video, and he just completely dropped the ball.. smh!!

[@mnemonic6047]

Man these Techlinked videos are a blast to watch !

[@sheridontrepagnieriv7897]

Oh we are here

[@wolfpackflt670]

"This was a triumph" I'm making a note here: Huge Success.

[@MoonBunnyLovers]

the moment copilot showed up on my taskbar i uninstalled it and disabled windows updates... i really need to get on linux already... i know the recall thing won't even work on my pc but i simply don't want it what-so-ever

[@mgord9518]

The faster you get on Linux, the easier it'll be. If nothing else, fire up WSL and start learning some basic commands. You'll be right at home once you decide to give Windows the axe

[@Samisipi]

I switched to linux immediately when they mentioned copilot launching. Nobara linux has worked flawlessly for me. Granted I only game and sometimes use office applications etc. No need to use the terminal for the basic stuff.

[@Bramble20322]

Recall will only exist on the AI-enabled CPUs, not with our common processors. You can just uninstall copilot and go on with your life.

[@meurglysiii]

I'm making a note here: "Huge success"

[@yensteel]

It's hard to overstate My satisfaction.

[@AltonV]

The Half-Life 3 rumors was incorrect? I am in complete and utter shock

[@InvasionAnimation]

idk sterling must love the santa feature.

[@TurinAlexander]

...I'm making a note here, huge success.

[@MaxXxoUh]

Unfortunatly B580 GPUs are 360€ minimum here in France

[@tcscomment]

well, better than shelling out 1000+€ for an RTX 4000 series

[@ccflan]

typical french thing ...

[@ccflan]

french sellers doing french things ...

[@cassiuscartland]

(Guitar starts playing) I’m making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS!

[@fitztastico]

6:53 Avoid the Noib

[@Camilink94]

aNoib

[@4203105]

I'm making a note here, "huge success!" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[@wallop560]

Im making a note here.

[@seantherobonaut]

huge success

[@CAT_SAYS_NO]

The title is so nostalgic

[@tmarks4783]

2:04 actually Switchup didn't 3d print it himself a Chinese company claimed they had an accurate model for it and I am very suspicious of it because they made him show off their case so I think they just did a fancy 3d print based on the leaks to make him show off their case and it doesn't even look that good

[@Mathingus]

me (a portal fanboy) reading "this was a triumph" and thinking :0

[@AustralianMurderTurtle]

This episode is also, somehow Dbrand's fault.

[@ashuggtube]

“A new operating system … until Google doesn’t feel like doing that any more” is so very, very real

[@billyeveryteen7328]

The most exciting thing about The Game Awards happening is that right after is the longest possible amount of time before we have to hear about that crap again.

[@manuelcardenas1044]

I'm making a note here; "Huge sucess" Its hard to overstate my satisfaction

[@berrrygr]

But do they work under Linux?

[@majorgnu]

Yes, you just need at least Linux 6.12 and Mesa 24.3. That's launch day support already merged into the upstream projects, which is great!

[@berrrygr]

@ thank you, that is great news

[@renfried7255]

I love LTT's relationship with Dbrand. It's so wholesome and good. More sponsorships should be like that.

[@pludo645]

Is this the Canadian spelling of prophecies?

[@Artista_Frustrado]

so, minor correction but the Switch 2 Mockup wasn't 3D printed by Switchup but by a company that allegedly makes the mockups for accessories, said company also contacted Arlo & a few other channels to show it off

[@synergypiano]

Nope, they don't 0:35 😂

[@pm5k00]

The humor in this episode was on point. Well done Riley and Team.

[@realguyfr]

Looks like intel is a solid option now....

[@OperationOrca]

I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS

[@pinethesheep5723]

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

[@itsmenotjames]

This will get lost in a sea of comments.

[@rabywastaken]

You wish ;) (I'm inside your walls)

[@JStudios6118]

i saw it :)

[@gefaehrlich]

Rightfully so

[@bewertsam]

I will not allow it

[@Ntmoffi]

Your comment: _Hello, how are you? I am under the water, please help me, here too much raining_

[@Velocifyer]

Remember you can get the optmeowt extention to send DNT signals in firefox after the update and inject the cookies from cookie banners.

[@jubuttib]

4:59 Why do people keep saying "experimental" as "expiramental"? They don't say "expiraence", they say "experience".... =/

[@Trollyulian]

but people dont say "experience", it's more like "expierience"...

[@unvergebeneid]

If the Santa model was trained on real mall Santas, it makes sense that you wouldn't want to let it anywhere near your kids. That job attracts more PDF files than pool attendant!

[@AJ-HawksToxicFinger]

Come on Valve get that OS robust enough to run some versions of MS Office and we can all move to Linux!

[@matt5721]

LMFAO delusional. They don't have feature parity on freaking macOS and it literally was in that platform before it was on windows. It will never happen. Ancient, cursed VBA scripts and macros in Excel are never going to be ported. That's before even considering no-chance stuff like the data source connection drivers to let you query the mysterious black box most companies have for a database

[@bahamutbbob]

I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS!!

[@retalaonteany7899]

Intel Arc is still behind in tech. The only thing I look forward to is the RTX 50 series which actually pushes tech forward.

[@AwkCrafty]

1 view in 14 seconds fell off

[@interrobangings]

you're a grown man. 🙄

[@AwkCrafty]

@interrobangings sorry dude I just had to

[@interrobangings]

@@AwkCrafty did you though _did you though_

[@AwkCrafty]

@@interrobangings dont use italics on me mister

[@Oberonrising35A]

I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

[@WaterGame7777]

Can't stop, addicted to the quick bits Tony Shalhoub, he says I'm gonna win big Choose not a life of imitation Distant cousin to the reservation (to the tune of "Can't Stop")

[@reaIixx]

Making a note here, "huge success"

[@SmileySimian]

Glad you made it through the purge, Riley. RIP GameLinked.

[@DJ-Rose]

You could call it ... An Arc de Triomf

[@clumsymoe]

@TechLinked I love you guys, you always made me smile and laugh at your wonderful jokes making my days so much better. I love your sense of humour and always looking forward to next episode

[@func_e]

W protel reference

[@ShFred]

I'm making a note here, right now...

[@giorgosmetalheart1767]

A huge success, even.

[@JamesHeigh]

I'm making a note here, huge success!

[@lfroglfrog4962]

I ❤ all his Reviews

[@ZachI2289]

Portal reference spotted

[@pkpnyt4711]

As reported before, Battlemage is a limited release, and Intel will just use what they paid tsmc to produce (where they lost their 40% discount because of Pat G). It's painfully obvious when the supply isn't there from day 1.

[@notjustanna]

I heard Riley say "Time marches on" and immediately blurted "... and the age of a new king draws near" like some sort of ATLUS sleeper agent lmao

[@JellowGelo]

This is their low end too. Can’t wait how they’ll handle with its midrange

[@parioceanchicago]

As a French, the "Arc de Triomphe" impressed me.

[@leonardogabriel2480]

I had to pause the video on the hips dont lie part, that was Genius kkkkkkkkk

[@JohnathanVanProoyen]

That Keanu impression was pretty on point