Took me a sec to realize you were reversing “Google” to avoid triggering a thousand actions in people’s homes. Very thoughtful!
@Mustakari3 жыл бұрын
Ha! Everyone submitting to corporate surveillance in their home deserves it.
@skylined55343 жыл бұрын
"Ok Skynet, don't eviscerate my species"
@sixunity11713 жыл бұрын
@@Mustakari "ajhaaah i us linux mint govermint not track me heeh i am very importent persun evryjune want me data imagin usingg google hom omg couldint be me"
@crispoman3 жыл бұрын
@@transfo47 The kind posted by someone logged in to a Google service, probably using his smartphone with GPS turned on. And no sense of irony, obviously.
@namelessguy1992 жыл бұрын
@@crispoman Yes, I am signed into my google account on my phone with my GPS and Bluetooth turned on 24/7 because its convenient to be able to use Google Maps or my bluetooth earbuds anytime I want and my battery can afford it. Also I am not interested in fighting shadows.
@TheRetroFuture3 жыл бұрын
How long does the battery last
@dschonsie3 жыл бұрын
description says 8 month........in real life maybe 3
@TheRetroFuture3 жыл бұрын
(this is a joke, skip to 8:00 to find out details in “THE BIT ABOUT BATTERY LIFE”)
@TheFool2cool3 жыл бұрын
@Mark Ryan sorry if we offended you
@mrfoameruk3 жыл бұрын
After 4 month I take it it will run half as slow and at 8 months it will take a few hours to open or close them. Thinking the solar panel may be no good now but at least will keep it topped up in the long run (i take it they're meant to be left connected continuously and not just for a few days every 6 months.)
@laserspaceninja3 жыл бұрын
He never mentions the battery life...ever. Now I will never know.
@andrewchapman20393 жыл бұрын
Props for messing with the audio when you said "Okay Google", even their own adverts aren't so considerate!
@tatertacoma3 жыл бұрын
Yes! Someone said it! I have an Amazon Alexa but I still praise him for not saying common wake words!
@tparadox883 жыл бұрын
Alexa ads are supposed to have an audio cue we can't hear that makes your Echo ignore it, but I wonder where they stuck a signal humans can't hear into a reproduction range based on what humans can hear.
@--..__3 жыл бұрын
Stop keeping a stupid spybot in your house and feeding training Google's algorhms for free..
@doublej10763 жыл бұрын
@@tparadox88 if I remember right it works the other way -- Alexa only listens to a certain frequency band that they filter out in their commercials.
@bluekewne3 жыл бұрын
@@--..__ Pssst, your iPhone/Android is a spybot for your data (also you do know you're posting using a Google account, right?)
@vacantplanet3 жыл бұрын
My house was already automated when I was a kid. I was the automation device. Opened/closed the curtains, and switched the TV channels
@AfferbeckBeats3 жыл бұрын
But it had to be charged 3 times a day, then entered sleep mode for 8 hours. When asked to do anything it angrily replied "In a minute!" several times before complying. I rate this automation device 1 star.
@LakeCityPulse3 жыл бұрын
I didn't have power locks in my car, and I'd explain that I had power locks. I just push this switch (push down on the lock) and the door is locked.
@ScottGrammer3 жыл бұрын
"Move that aluminum foil on the rabbit ears a bit to the left...that's it...THERE! DON'T MOVE!"
@mikeselectricstuff3 жыл бұрын
Set up an account to control curtains... Seriously? Will it be a brick if their server dies?
3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly. This also means that it's very likely the company behind it knows exactly when you open & close your curtains.
@Christopher-N3 жыл бұрын
@: Accompanied by automated raunchy jazz music.
@IIARROWS3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, we need legislation to avoid requiring data for something you pay and that don't need it? Ridiculous.
@ajburdett8823 жыл бұрын
@ And that matters why? what are they going to do with that information? use it to send out spies to peak into peoples homes because they know exactly when Susan from birmingham wakes up in the morning? Jees why do some people think that every company is out to get them...
@Bastimon3 жыл бұрын
It's so depressing to watch this trend. I am all for a free market and innovation and whatever but I really feel there should be some regulation. You build a product that has to be thrown out as soon as your servers went offline? They should be forced to implement an open standard to control things. Some REST and oAuth and there you go. But then nobody would bother downloading the tracking-infested app anymore, the shareholders won't be too happy...
@leftysheppey3 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine Mrs Techmoan saying "oh, bloody hell, what have you bought now?", while you demonstrate with a cheesy grin how you can open and close your curtains from the sofa. She rolls her eyes and walks away
@ikke19813 жыл бұрын
Matt, we've talked about this after the flippin' christmas tree...
@greenaum3 жыл бұрын
She can't technically roll her eyes, as they're stuck to the front of her face and made of felt.
@UselessDuckCompany3 жыл бұрын
Looks pretty useful for people with physical disabilities, after having someone else install it. Would be a shame if your google assistant misheard you and opened them up while you were walking around naked, as is the right of every home owner.
@alritedave3 жыл бұрын
Good point.
@erebostd3 жыл бұрын
@@drxym Did you watch the video? It has a 2 Meter charging cable to specificity charge it while installed, and only needs a charge every 8-12 months. It surely is a bit gimmicky, but „frequently“ charging? Come on...
@adamkatt3 жыл бұрын
@@drxym I guess you watched a diff video.
@ohnoitschris3 жыл бұрын
@@drxym he says in the video that it has an 8 month battery life at two uses a day, and there's an optional solar charger
@ohnoitschris3 жыл бұрын
@@drxym if you're disabled but seriously can't get someone over twice a year to plug your curtain opener into its charger, you should reconsider how you treat people rather than getting mad at internet curtains
@LobanRahman3 жыл бұрын
"The missus absolutely hates home automation ... So that's another plus!"
@buddyclem73283 жыл бұрын
😂
@wendyokoopa70483 жыл бұрын
@@BodywiseMustard lol. Jokes aside after a few dozen scenarios people are afraid to marry
@mikw18093 жыл бұрын
@David Mander I don't need a curtain opener/closer, because my missus automatically does it. She's also a great dish washer, it ain't all bad you know
@johnnyfannucci3 жыл бұрын
You’d think she’d be pleased.
@johnnyfannucci3 жыл бұрын
@David Mander As opposed to getting married to a ?
@howardatkinson89583 жыл бұрын
Loud high pitched whine. "You can barely hear it."
@Ian_Staff3 жыл бұрын
...he shouts over the sound of the motor 😆
@mankysalad3503 жыл бұрын
IT'S WHISPER QUIET
@anew7423 жыл бұрын
IT JUST WORKS
@clutchkman3 жыл бұрын
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol
@RCAvhstape3 жыл бұрын
After it ruins your hearing in that frequency range, the sound almost completely goes away.
@XOIIOXOIIO3 жыл бұрын
It's a shame that they have that delay operating together. Also, wow those are loud, damn.
@sweaterfish63113 жыл бұрын
Yeah, what kind of low rent Bond villain has curtains that open out of sync and make a horrible screeching sound as they do it?
@XOIIOXOIIO3 жыл бұрын
@@sweaterfish6311 I mean, it's great for an austin powers villain.
@RV2333 жыл бұрын
Price 🤦🏻♂️
@Iceflkn3 жыл бұрын
We want it perfect and we WANT IT NOW! 😜 (Not that I disagree lol)
@boredfartless42213 жыл бұрын
@@sweaterfish6311 Zamak Finger
@tenchuu0073 жыл бұрын
I didn't know I needed this until I saw your video but I really wish I knew how long the battery life is.
@Jamato-sUn3 жыл бұрын
EIGHT MONTHS BATTERY LIFE EIGHT MONTHS :D
@smartroadbiker3 жыл бұрын
@@Jamato-sUn But you didn't answer the question of HOW LONG!!! Months is a time measurement, this things travels back and forth so making a time measurement pointless!!!! I want to know how many nautical-miles it will last for, I need REAL LIFE measurements!!!! 🤣🤣😉 (jking of course!)
@TheErador3 жыл бұрын
3642 inch-metres
@markshortall33843 жыл бұрын
How is your comment 5 days old if he only uploaded 20 minuites ago??????
@kutter_ttl67863 жыл бұрын
@@markshortall3384Patreon. In the description it states that supporters get early access to videos.
@jimdandy20243 жыл бұрын
I've an idea that takes seconds to implement. Open and close your curtains by hand. Perfect, works every time.
@geraldhenrickson74723 жыл бұрын
This assumes full mobility and independent thought.
@jimdandy20243 жыл бұрын
@@geraldhenrickson7472 Anyone that does not have full mobility and independent thought will already have a solution. Like a carer for example, or another solution. I doubt very much that they have been sitting in the dark for years waiting for this contraption.
@amelialikesfrogs57783 жыл бұрын
I couldn't possibly imagine a more rediculous sentence than "I hope you've remembered to charge your curtains"
@aptom2033 жыл бұрын
"I can't turn off my light because its firmware is updating." "My plug socket crashed." Are two phrases I definitely did not think I would ever have cause to say, and yet here we are.
@jafizzle953 жыл бұрын
@@aptom203 Ha yep, I was gonna say the same thing. I installed firmware updates for my light bulbs and power sockets the other day.
@antibodiesagainstkookery38713 жыл бұрын
"I can't charge my curtains right now, I'm already charging my book and my cigarette."
@stranger79683 жыл бұрын
@@aptom203 "I can't turn on my central heating because google servers are down". I never said that myself but some people did for sure because they own nest..
@vgamesx13 жыл бұрын
@@stranger7968 Well that wasn't just some weird thing to say, that was REALLY stupid, there's no reason a thermostat should ever stop working unless it's broken.
@kinglooper3 жыл бұрын
I love how mildly convenient this is.
@kek23k3 жыл бұрын
'My wife hates home automation, so that's another positive.' That got a solid chuckle from me :)
@recklessroges3 жыл бұрын
[sarcasm] Yeah! Lets be cruel to the people that we live with. What could possibly go wrong?
@Mrree2503 жыл бұрын
@@recklessroges over reaction
@aritakalo80113 жыл бұрын
@@Mrree250 Yeah, It seems the dry british humor doesn't suite everyones tastes.
@bettyswollocks16703 жыл бұрын
Mine has always had voice controlled things she tells me to do it
@awo1fman3 жыл бұрын
@@recklessroges I think you mean, "sarchasm", because you clearly can't recognize it yourself... 🙄
@jonsmith12713 жыл бұрын
Great video (as usual ) welldone. I once bought 100 quid security camera which required pairing to the network hub via a mobile phone app. 2 years on, the app no longer worked on my phone, and the service provide of the camera changed terms and conditions of use - result 100 quid of stuff now useless. Lesson learnt was to never by stuff with requires apps, the Internet and specialist software. Thanks again - great video :)
@thehappylittlefoxakabenji81543 жыл бұрын
Cool ! I remember making something like this when I was 10 years old using some bits of Meccano although the Meccano motor wasn't really up to pulling the curtains I could have geared it down further but it was taking nearly five minutes to open the curtains ! my solution was to fit a bigger and more powerful motor a windscreen wiper motor which promptly pulled the curtains off the wall !
@timelordtardis3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@kingofthepod51693 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of the time I had a cable from my bed to turn off the lights and ceiling fan. No I really did that with nylon keychain braiding rope.
@skylined55343 жыл бұрын
Meccano! That, Lego and Lego Technic were some of the best toys ever!
@eDoc20203 жыл бұрын
@@kingofthepod5169 I also extended my ceiling fan pull cord to my bed using a piece of string. I used an adhesive hook and a paper clip to act as a makeshift pulley on the wall so it stays out of the way. For well under $1 it's a great remote control solution which doesn't require an online account.
@kingofthepod51693 жыл бұрын
@@eDoc2020 I had a hook in my ceiling. The cord ran from my window across my bed around the hook to the lights and fan. It was off only sadly, never thought of pull cords
@michael9313 жыл бұрын
Hello tech support, I've lost the password to my curtains...
@Fifury1613 жыл бұрын
Well pull yourself together!
@heifetz143 жыл бұрын
@@Fifury161 Thankyou,Tommy.
@ChristianRogers33 жыл бұрын
That flipping a switch robot looks very cool. The gears are turning in my head on what I would use one for.
@Christopher-N3 жыл бұрын
"A sign lit up, saying 'Please do not press this button again.' " -- Simon Jones as Arthur Dent
@bland98763 жыл бұрын
You could turn on your computer remotely
@TheRailroad993 жыл бұрын
@@bland9876 that can be done without any extra things, the function is called "wake on lan" and can be used with every computer from the last 15 years. The switchbox might be useful to automate existising curtain/ window shutter controls.
@catfish5523 жыл бұрын
@@TheRailroad99 You could turn on the power strip or wall socket that the computer is plugged into.
@leftysheppey3 жыл бұрын
I'd personally use it for bedroom lights. I'm forever forgetting to turn them off until I've gotten into bed
@jojpero3 жыл бұрын
The "borring irrelevant intros" are half of the reason why I watch your videos 🙂
@g0g0duck203 жыл бұрын
Thank you for not making the " Hey Google" audible
@JordonBeal3 жыл бұрын
The intro, format, and overall presentation on this channel reminds of Beyond Tomorrow/Beyond 2000 and The Next Step, and this fills me with an immense amount of nostalgic joy.
@peteranderson0373 жыл бұрын
Now available at Run Silent, Run Drapes stores everywhere.
@esmerylan3 жыл бұрын
Nah, I think Nadine would be very disappointed in how loud that mechanism is.
@hughmanoid9273 жыл бұрын
I was hoping this joke would be here.
@gtoger3 жыл бұрын
I sincerely hope there's an episode of The Pedant Puppets that features the SwitchBot line of home automation devices. Or maybe a sub-channel devoted to them all living in their terrible tech dystopia.
@AfferbeckBeats3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the young one would be boasting about how easy it is to turn the light on without having to go all the way over to the switch. Then fidgets around with his phone logging into accounts and connecting bluetooth devices for 5 minutes before finally turning the light on.
@MarktheOddJob3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the day autobot tow trucks tow away illegally parked hover cars!
@andrewc143 жыл бұрын
"open the right curtains, switchbot." -"I'm afraid I can't do that, Mat."
@robertoricardoruben3 жыл бұрын
Mat, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
@Ichijoe21123 жыл бұрын
@@robertoricardoruben Daisy daaasiy give me your answer do.
@timalston3 жыл бұрын
I have a very similar setup, and had a similar issue with friction stressing the motors (on closing, opening is less effort for them). A simple solution was to add a narrow strip of UHMW tape (Ultra-high-molecular-weight polyethylene) along the top of the curtain rod. Glides so smoothly now I'm sure it'll improve the battery life.
@AnonymousCaveman3 жыл бұрын
Perfect if you're in a wheelchair or limited movement. Also didn't think you could upload something on a subject so simple yet make it so entertaining to watch. Great stuff techmoan 💜
@Timoteo38583 жыл бұрын
I've always considered myself as a bit of a "techie." As such I've been subscribed to your channel for several years. Given the state of the world in the past year, I have found that your presentations are very soothing and give me a place to escape from "the madness." For continuing in your presentations, I am thankful that you here. Tim in Florida, USA
@TimLeeSongs3 жыл бұрын
My first thought was that scene in Home Alone where Kevin’s trying to convince the robbers there’s a house party going on 😂.
@5roundsrapid2633 жыл бұрын
Google Home actually did a remake of that scene with Alexa and an adult Macaulay Culkin.
@AfferbeckBeats3 жыл бұрын
I need an automated Michael Jackson cardboard cutout dancing in my living room... time to get on Kickstarter
@TimLeeSongs3 жыл бұрын
@@AfferbeckBeats XD
@greendryerlint3 жыл бұрын
My father, who was an unsung visionary in his own right, created automation for the curtains in our front window back in the late 1960s. It ran off of line voltage and used thin ropes, and had a wired remote and not a wireless one, but would open the curtains and the sheers behind them separately, and had 3 settings for both--all open, part open, or closed completely, as I recall. I still have the hardware he hand built for this somewhere. The apparatus was housed in a wooden box, attached to the floor, and had integral limit switches to stop the curtains at the desired setting. He had other home automation he created during that era, such as a unit that would detect the headlights of a car pulling into the driveway using a CDS cell mounted in the garage door and turn on floodlights, which would then turn off after a preset time, and a unit that could be programmed to wake you with TV, radio, lights, buzzer, or any combination of these. As a lot of us feel about our deceased parents, I wish I had appreciated him more when I was younger, and I wish he could have gotten some patents and made some money from some of the things he created, which were well ahead of their time. I also should mention that he never had an engineering degree or any formal training.
@_techana3 жыл бұрын
One night in 1986, my sister and I were watching a TV show called "Beyond Year 2000" I think. The episode was about home automation. I asked my elder sister: how long is it till the year 2000? She answered: 14 years. I then enthusiastically said: we'll live to see these things! She replied: who knows! My sister passed away in December 1999 💔
@scotthind56373 жыл бұрын
What a sad story mate... I too used to watch beyond 2000 & towards 2000 with my sister. sorry for your loss x
@BBC6003 жыл бұрын
😢
@DeAthWaGer3 жыл бұрын
They have a youtube channel with all episodes archived. Enjoy!
@Christopher-N3 жыл бұрын
I was going to 'like' your comment for the _Beyond 2000_ TV series I used to watch, but then you stated your sister passed away. I am sorry.
@Starter613 жыл бұрын
Ohh... so sorry... sad....
@hazeldavis31763 жыл бұрын
This would've been incredibly useful after my stroke. I can think of several disabled friends who would really benefit from this as well. ETA- I am thinking more about the switchbot than the curtains, but those would've been a nice addition.
@syrophenikan3 жыл бұрын
What about battery life? Seems like it wouldn't be long before it needs a recharge. What a pain. (kidding - take my money NOW!!!! Welcome to the FEW-ture!)
@Subgunman3 жыл бұрын
I had the pleasure of working with 1" Ampex video tape machines back in the late sixties, they were a bit fragile and had continuos problems with the solenoid's used to switch between play and rewind modes. In the early sixties in high school I worked with Panasonic color VHS tape machines, reel to reel machines using the VHS format. The joys of reminiscing old technology!
@AkosJaccik3 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. Expensive inconvenience dressed up as forward-thinking convenience. It's IoT alright.
@Insanitypants80 Жыл бұрын
LOL nail-head interface
@davidcool51893 жыл бұрын
"Eight months battery life. Battery life: eight months." Has a bit of a Red Dwarf feel to it. Dave, everyone's dead. Everyone's dead, Dave.
@noxmrnox80243 жыл бұрын
I just started watching that show. It’s hilarious.
@TheBauwssss3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for garbling up the activation commands for your Google Home device 😁👍 Saves me from having to scream "Ok Google, cancel" (or "stop") at the top of my lungs. Thank you very muchos, Matt!
@greenaum3 жыл бұрын
Ah! I thought it was in case we recorded it and went round his house and messed with all his stuff. Or broke into his Google account, or something like that, I dunno. Really Google ought to allow you to choose your own phrase instead of that. Everything you say to it gets sent to Google HQ anyway, your phone / whatever device doesn't have the software on board to do voice-recognition. Though a phone certainly has the power to, it would need training a few times to your particular voice, where Google have everyone's voice on an enormous computer. That said, there's people have set up Raspberry Pi's, or similar, to recognise their voice. Then once it does, it opens a connection to Google and sends the rest of what you say off there. Meaning, though, that Google don't get to hear anything from your house until the Pi decides to send it sound, rather than them listening idly all day. Of course you don't have to involve Google at all, a Pi can do enough voice rec to automate your house and probably answer your stupid questions better than those Amazon spybots do. But using Google means you can integrate all your other Google stuff if you have it.
@TheBauwssss3 жыл бұрын
@@greenaum Youu actually can, in a sort of weird way. Just go to your Google account and open assistant settings. Then click on retrain/refine speech model (don't know exactly what the option is called), and a window opens up asking you to say "okay Google" three times. Now just say what ever you want to have as the activation command and you're done 😁👍 Viola, hacked AF but nevertheless a custom wake word/activation command for your Google Home 👌😎
@greenaum3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBauwssss And it'll have that? Even though I wouldn't be withing a mile of everyone else's "OK Google"? I'd expect it to be arrogant enough to reject me. Alphabet Inc having decided on the words the world is going to say, and not having space for any wild and seditious ideas. Last time I was in Google's voice settings I was too busy being appalled at how much of my voice they had stored away. Did you know there's been, for a decade or two now, voice synths that can take on a real person's voice? The original one (by BT) required you to read a script with all the phonemes and their transitions in it. The example was they could have given Steven Hawking his real voice back if he'd recorded that speech, though Steven would argue the '80s dalek board IS his real voice. But that was then. Eventually they're gonna collect enough phonemes and maybe fill in the missing ones with maths. Especially with things having such stupid names these days. It means voice rec will never be any good for real security purposes, and in years to come you won't be able to trust you're speaking to someone unless they're literally in front of you. They could probably fake that right now, they've had long enough, obviously it's not something a researcher would publish.
@BobBell8083 жыл бұрын
Judge: "Ma'am, what are the grounds for your divorce?" Mrs: "My husband has automated every flippin' thing in the house! It's like living in the movie, 'Honey, I shrunk the kids!'"
@donaloflynn3 жыл бұрын
Judge: Hey Google, grant this divorce.
@kennarajora65323 жыл бұрын
@@donaloflynn I get it, because everything's automated.
@GarNelson13 жыл бұрын
I have the same problem with my wife and my "cool" home automation projects. She hates them all. :-)
@reactking70933 жыл бұрын
Lol why tho???
@GarNelson13 жыл бұрын
@@reactking7093 "why talk to the lights when I can just flick the switch?" :-) When the automation hub gets confused I can see her point.
@michaelsteinbach3 жыл бұрын
Mine likes the lights but hates the talking speakers. Oh, and if the internet goes out, she then hates the lights too.
@HenryLoenwind3 жыл бұрын
Just get rid of them all---including the dishwasher, washing machine and tv remote. Risk is that she'll replace you with a little automation device...
@moosemaimer3 жыл бұрын
"I love it, it's like a movie!" "It's like living in a movie, I hate it!"
@tahaistheboss983 жыл бұрын
This is very useful for elderly folks who can't get off the chair very easily to open or close the curtain
@realcundo3 жыл бұрын
I'd have loved it if it worked without an app/home automation. That's too much future for me. All I need is a timer to open curtains in the morning.
@BlueShankPEI3 жыл бұрын
"One day lad, all this will be yours!" "What, the curtains?"
@farmerdave333 жыл бұрын
But I don't want any of that
@gaborszabo64063 жыл бұрын
Epic
@sypialnia_studio3 жыл бұрын
Nice reference, i love that scene :)
@rdouthwaite3 жыл бұрын
Lets not get bogged down with 'oo killed 'oo...
@michealkenny3 жыл бұрын
I used to have a towel heater switch at the very back of a full wardrobe and the Switchbot was great for putting it on a schedule and activating it remotely.
@willyarma_uk3 жыл бұрын
I'm a smart-home programmer and as long as there's a protocol document available then its cool, but usually these things are locked down and it makes it a total pain.
@superhavi3 жыл бұрын
The guys at iObroker have already figured out the switchbot switch thingy. It's just using BLE. The curtains will most likely do the same.
@willyarma_uk3 жыл бұрын
Just had a look on github and theres a few things for this which is cool, but i meant my comment to be in general
@mjaerkens3 жыл бұрын
I'm so far down the rabbit hole I don't even want to be dependent on MQTT so I built my own tcp server to mediate between my homemade IoT devices.
@informativt3 жыл бұрын
I would so love home automation if everything was following open standards and hubs where less internet dependent. And while I don't mind making my own stuff, it seems to be the only way to make it proper.
@shanonshoffstall2473 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the info. I did not know about switchbot. I purchased a bot for my building door opener button. I had to trim 2 mm off the arm, and works great with the hub. Now I do not worry about forgetting my keys and getting locked out of my building.
@Fake_Blood3 жыл бұрын
I was fully expecting some muppets at the end there.
@ScottSchramm3 жыл бұрын
You don’t need a scene to control both. You can link both curtain bots together to act as one and they will open and close as the same time. That will also allow the remote to control both as well.
@james2k23 жыл бұрын
Where did the puppets go? I miss them a lot!
@markh52103 жыл бұрын
I used to work in a cinema which had powered curtains and masking. The curtains were a conventional cable mechanism with a motor turning the drum over which the cables were wound over. One night the cable came off the drum and got caught in its own mechanism- cutting the cable was the only option for staying open with an expensive repair job following. A 1990s theatre I do some work in (in normal times) had a powered curtain which has been decommissioned and is now manually flown.
@queegfivehundred81973 жыл бұрын
I remember that Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em had one episode where Frank had all sorts of troubles with an automated house, which then had problems because of him.
@andrewgwilliam48313 жыл бұрын
I wish I'd watched that instead of "Demon Seed". 😫
@attentionaddicts3 жыл бұрын
YES, the one with Betty's brother's house. "Oh my gawd, it's the ballcock"
@worldtraveler9303 жыл бұрын
Wow an entire episode about solutions looking for a problem! 😁
@tamarmolerick38143 жыл бұрын
I have never fully recovered from waking up on the first day of 2000 and finding that I did not own (a) a silver suit (b) a hover car.
@ohnoitschris3 жыл бұрын
Shoulda awoken in a music video from the time
@andrewgwilliam48313 жыл бұрын
I used to have that problem. However, tonight I saw "Black Panther" for the first time, and now I want to live in Wakanda. 😞
@michael9313 жыл бұрын
They should have predicted that in the future everyone would drive silver cars... that came true.
@WeebLabs3 жыл бұрын
The clip playing on the monitor in the background during the introduction is from Colossus: The Forbin Project. Excellent movie!
@nutsnproud69323 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video. In the 1970s families had free remote controls - the kids. I lost count the number of times I turned the TV channel over, turned lights on/off or made tea.
@daveayerstdavies3 жыл бұрын
My uncle had automatic curtains in 1975. I thought it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen.
@nullerrno3 жыл бұрын
If you’re curious, the Nixie tube shot is from Colossus: the Forbin project
@confusedkemono3 жыл бұрын
thank you!
@josephsager94253 жыл бұрын
I think you just solved the dumbest automation problem that I've been try to solve for months now. I bought a remote start for my car, but it doesn't have any auxiliary channels so it can't turn on my rear defogger. I've been trying to figure out how to wire a relay or something, but I could just tape one of these bots to my dash on the rear defogger button. And with Alexa integration with my remote start, I'll be able to create a scene that tells the remote starter to start and then actuates the bot to turn on the rear defogger. What a time to be alive!
@tm06ufo3 жыл бұрын
When I hear: download an app and make an account... Not for me!
@IvorySoul6963 жыл бұрын
You literally downloaded an app and made an account to comment on this video...hypocrites are so annoying.
@OjStudios3 жыл бұрын
Maybe not download an app but account creation is a must. But maybe it's the idea of creating more and more unnecessary accounts just to do one thing. If somebody really wants to "automate" things nowadays. Make "a thing" where you create an account with your real information and you can use that to login absolutely everywhere.
@Light-DelaBlue3 жыл бұрын
@@IvorySoul696 and the day the companies die and server are down no automation anymore!
@lethauntic3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, spending 5 minutes to make an account is far too much work.
@Light-DelaBlue3 жыл бұрын
@@lethauntic is not the problème. The problème is the day the compagnie are gone your switch bot don't work anymore.
@the_sandman_3 жыл бұрын
I set my switchbots up yesterday. I used one of them on my coffee machine to turn it on as part of my alexa routine when I dismiss my alarm so its warmed up when I get to the kitchen 👌🏼 I use mine with smartthings so you can mix and match parts from different manufacturers. You'd be able to pair a switch to run both curtains that way 😊
@FatNorthernBigot3 жыл бұрын
Some old scifi ideas will never happen. I remember Jean Luc Picard saying "Computer! Play some jazz". Ridiculous!
@mrxmry32643 жыл бұрын
tea, earl grey, hot.
@FatNorthernBigot3 жыл бұрын
@@mrxmry3264 Make it so.
@DJ_Macphisto3 жыл бұрын
What do you think Alexa or Google Assistant does? It's basically the same thing.
@FatNorthernBigot3 жыл бұрын
@@DJ_Macphisto I thought the joke was obvious. I should have used some sort of humorous emoticon. Sorry.
@iansandwell47173 жыл бұрын
There is always one
@DocNo273 жыл бұрын
I love home automation for the small, annoying things. I have some Bali motorized shades on windows that are two stories up in the air and otherwise hard to get to. Bali uses Z-wave, a popular home automation standard. Using software like HomeSeer, I can not only manually control them but I have them automatically raise at sunrise and shut at sunset. In the summer I have a little script I copied from someone else on the Internet that lowers them earlier in the day as soon as the sun starts to hit the glass. It works off of knowing the date/time and my lat/longitude; computes when the sun will be at a certain angle and shuts the blinds. Works a treat at keeping my living room from overheating! The cost of proper motorized shades are really dropping - the motorized shades as a complete unit were around $300 - double accordion cloth that provides insulation value as well, so I prefer them to just straight curtains. Same for other lighting - living room and kitchen light over my sink come on at sunset, others come on/off automatically as I enter/leave rooms. It doesn't sound like much but once you get used to some of these convenience things if they stop working you notice right away! You can also save energy or other resources. I also use light switches i the bathrooms and my kitchen to trigger a hot water circulation pump so it only runs when people are in the rooms where hot water would be needed - makes it far more cost effective to use the pump and saves significant water in one bathroom that is on the other side of the house if hot water is there vs. having to run it to get hot water. I have a whole house fan on nice days I can use that instead of running air conditioning. I have the system set up so that when I turn the whole house fan on it automatically turns my AC thermostats off so I don't accidentally run the AC with the fan. Same thing with ceiling fan - I can turn them on/off/change speed depending on temperatures or occupancy in various rooms, or use them in conjunction with my HVAC units to help distribute heat in the winter from my south facing living room with the two stories of glass to the rest of the house. Anyway just a few examples of not too crazy home automation that can make a big difference in a few areas. Some people really go nuts with motion sensors all over the place and all kinds of announcements and voice crap - I just have a few bits here and there and really enjoy the flexibility it provides. Everything in my setup is integrated with traditional looking wall switches; you wouldn't know there was automation behind anything unless you happened to see it - which makes it very friendly for anyone else to still use my house. I hate it when people have stuff that can only be done via touch screen or other fiddly controls. I don't mind those to supplement control, but don't think they are a good idea for primary controls. Finally on the software side, HomeKit is going to be a bonanza. Apple got Google, Amazon and several other companies to standardize on it - and joining devices in Homekit is one of the easier systems. With software like Homebridge, no need for complicated/expensive software like Homeseer (but Homeseer speaks just about every standard and has plugins for tons of proprietary kit so it can unifi just about anything out there so if you want max flexibility the cost and learning curve is worth it). Also if you pay attention when buying devices, no need to rely on cloud either. Very few devices I have require Internet access of any kind - 100% local control; and that's the way I like it. Got burned with Google buying Nest. Luckily I'm grandfathered in, but I will never or recommend another Nest product. That's the problem with crap that does not offer local control. As popular as home automation has become in the last five years in particular, there is ZERO reason to buy things that only work through cloud control. Screw them, lest they screw you down the road.
@mrburnz8843 жыл бұрын
"She says it's like living in the house from Honey, I Shrunk The Kids. So there you go, that's another postive." 🤣
@cavemanvi3 жыл бұрын
Too bad he didn’t mention the battery life...
@SparksNZeros3 жыл бұрын
a lot of these gadgets look really useful for the elderly or disabled that might find heavy curtains difficult to open or close
@OrgaNik_Music3 жыл бұрын
So when their servers inevitably close down, those things become useless?
@mrxmry32643 жыл бұрын
that's why i wouldn't use anything that depends on a server on the internet. if it can't happen locally, it ain't gonna happen.
@mfaizsyahmi3 жыл бұрын
There will always be folks who would jailbreak the devices and hook them up to community-run servers, or better yet makes it so that you can host your own server. The spirit of tinkering will never die!
@tyrgoossens3 жыл бұрын
As far as I can see the device itself is bluetooth and you only need the account to connect it to a voice assistant. A quick google shows that people have integrated it with Home Assistant, an open source program. Since it's just bluetooth I imagine any app will also keep working as long as your device is supported.
@reactking70933 жыл бұрын
How would it be useless when it's a physical product. It isn't an app or a wifi only device. It literally gives you a physical remote. So yes you'd probably lose the voice feature worst case scenario.
@reactking70933 жыл бұрын
@@tyrgoossens that's what I'm saying I see a lot of these paranoid comments that have no idea what their talking about.
@fecundity103 жыл бұрын
Wow somehow it was simultaneously interesting and mundane. Loving TechMoan's work as always.
@rcajavus81413 жыл бұрын
"One of those things that could be quite useful if I could find a use for it" story of my life :D
@StevenSmyth3 жыл бұрын
Mitsubishi had this worked out years ago. They sell a minivan in Japan called the Delica, which has optional automatic curtains. They’re smooth and open and close quickly. Pretty cool. That’s the type I’d want.
@IOwnCalculus3 жыл бұрын
Pulling your phone out to move the drapes... ...a curtain call? I'll see myself out
@welbow3 жыл бұрын
It's COITAINS for you!!! :P
@philbraithwaite13163 жыл бұрын
Pull yourself together man!
@caannz3 жыл бұрын
That was a groaner, love it!
@gracie-C33 жыл бұрын
I saw this same idea in a issue of Popular Mechanics from 1971, interesting to see how it's changed over 50 years
@Crispy_Bee3 жыл бұрын
I'd set it up so that everything only works when you first say "COMPUTER" and then it registers with the Star Trek: TNG-Computer Bleep.
@crispoman3 жыл бұрын
Make sure to put the microphone in the mouse, just to prove Scotty right.
@nicolas_caged3 жыл бұрын
You could buy something like this for deterring burglers when you were on holiday back in early 90's. It put controls on the plugs to turn lights on in the evening & I'm sure it had gizmos to open/shut curtains.
@nixbuongiorno3 жыл бұрын
And the big question still is: Would Nadine Hurley want these?
@AndrewBehm3 жыл бұрын
Far too noisy for her, I’m afraid
@DatBeastard3 жыл бұрын
Not quite as silent as she would like, I'd say.
@MagellanicCosmos3 жыл бұрын
Your content is top tier; you make literally anything interesting and your content is binge worthy.
@rivards13 жыл бұрын
And yet , all our nostalgia has not been able to will into existence sexy purple-haired Moonbase twins
@geraldhenrickson74723 жыл бұрын
Just a phone call away!
@jimdandy20243 жыл бұрын
Lol, I used to love UFO as a kid. I'm showing my age.
@TwoColorShoe3 жыл бұрын
That switchbot button is a lifesaver if you live in an old residential building. We have the ability to buzz people in, but it requires us to interact with a panel in our apartment. Now, instead of using my key to enter my building I just press a button on my phone and the switchbot buzzes me in, haha.
@JackBealeGuitar3 жыл бұрын
I love it except the app control, I much prefer some kind of remote that I could use that I know will work for the life of the device and not disappear from whatever app store, it also means you need to be glued to your phone to open the curtains. In five years times these will be useless when the app is no longer supported
@wendyokoopa70483 жыл бұрын
Same also after an incident I heard about another smart controlled device having it's app hacked and areas of a certain kind getting held for ransom I'm afraid for my curtains
@tentotwo82903 жыл бұрын
Silent Running? Now THAT! was a good film.
@AtheistOrphan3 жыл бұрын
I concur.
@DavideCester3 жыл бұрын
I got captured by the scenes on the screen at the beginning... that's "Colossus - The Forbin Project" (www.imdb.com/title/tt0064177/). That aestethics is so cool!
@kek23k3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the recommendation, that's my movie for tonight sorted! :)
@MrKnowwun3 жыл бұрын
@4.41 WOW, real combed artex ceilings, sooooo authentically retro this fella.
@gandalfwiz200073 жыл бұрын
"It's curtains for you Rocky, curtains!" - Bugs Bunny
@blackwatchbandstudio3 жыл бұрын
"Don't pay too much attention to my specific installation" is a dangerous phrase to use when showing a lightswitch like that. As an American, I've never seen anything quite like it
@Ropetupa3 жыл бұрын
"Boring irrelevant intro" Passive aggressive has a new name, and it is Techmoan. :D
@aritakalo80113 жыл бұрын
Well or just being british?
@Ropetupa3 жыл бұрын
@@aritakalo8011 same difference.
@localhost44603 жыл бұрын
I bought one of these units off of AliExpress for ~$40 USD and I absolutely love it.
@VideosfromNH3 жыл бұрын
In the future, I envision a toilet being controlled remotely. Say you went to work and forgot to flush. Of course, you'll need to create an online account for that functionality.
@6581punk3 жыл бұрын
The BogBot.
@mandowarrior1233 жыл бұрын
@@6581punk iShit Pro.
@danilko13 жыл бұрын
This implementation is why I try to steer clear of home automation, as a whole. While I do have some lights on z-wave, it's completely self contained without the use of a web account. Set timers, and no voice control. When you look at the switch, there is no observable way to tell it's not conventional.
@IJ_uk3 жыл бұрын
"1970s home of the future".... Well the ceiling fits that 100% 😂😂😂
@dhpbear23 жыл бұрын
2:10 - Re: 'Automation' in the late 70s. In 1979, the TV show "Real People" featured a house filled with these gadgets! They did a funny sped-up video accompanied by Dionne Warwick singing "A House is Not a Home"! :)
@aaaaeeeeffffeeeekkkkssss3 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video on a henry hoover? people outside the uk might not know what it is
@Ichijoe21123 жыл бұрын
Ya mean the bloke who made the vacuum cleaners?
@aaaaeeeeffffeeeekkkkssss3 жыл бұрын
@@Ichijoe2112 i mean the henry hoover. not all hoovers have a face on them.
@greeleyman3 жыл бұрын
My little brother and I each had a portable reel to reel tape deck in the late 60s, inspired by the tapes our aunt used to receive from her boyfriend who was serving in Viet Nam (sure wish those tapes were still around). You never saw something like that in person when you were growing up because the UK had enough sense to not get mired in a mess like that!
@dvdmike0073 жыл бұрын
They must have a battery life of 3 days with a motor, why didn't you mention it?
@user-yk1cw8im4h3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t want to lose sponsorship bro.
@mhoppy66393 жыл бұрын
Wonderful piece Matt, especially the background / contextual information at the beginning. Contrary to your protestations I think it really adds something to the overall video. Thank you for the time you take to produce these! My Mrs DESPISES technology as well so we are almost always in the same boat / trouble when new devices arrive!?!!!!
@joshuascholar32203 жыл бұрын
Wow, you've demonstrated that the IOT is every bit as absurd and clunky as I always thought it would be.
@mrxmry32643 жыл бұрын
most people don't even think about security or privacy when they buy such things.
@skittlesryan78623 жыл бұрын
The thing to understand is if that device has a Li Battery then it will slowly drain even when you're not using it. That 8-month charge is probably almost exclusively talking about passive discharge so it's not going to be affected much by how often you use it as the power requirements for the device sound like they are super low.
@peterpiper08153 жыл бұрын
I would prefer a window that is able to change opacity.
@donaloflynn3 жыл бұрын
That's a really cool idea. With all the smart materials being created these days, it may well become possible at some stage. I read something recently about transparent aluminium and while I don't know if that would be a good material for windows, it would certainly be worth investigating.
@peterpiper08153 жыл бұрын
@@donaloflynn Yes there actually are materials/techniques to make this kind of windows but it seem to be still in an early stage.
@noobiesmurf3 жыл бұрын
I love that a curtain closing unit has performance mode.
@trig3 жыл бұрын
That noise was pretty awful, and did the curtains actually butt up together firmly or was there an annoying light gap?
@mrfoameruk3 жыл бұрын
Great for a bedroom... The curtains open and the noise the motor make wakes you up like an alarm going off.
@awo1fman3 жыл бұрын
Any gap doesn't have anything to do with this product. If the curtains don't have a gap when you close them by hand, they won't when you use this.
@eldonerc25243 жыл бұрын
Would imagine that will depend on your setup. Where you program the stop/start.
@vwlssnvwls32623 жыл бұрын
I dream of an automated house. However, these devices would be great for people who cannot get around easily, whether confined to beds or wheelchairs, or maybe just getting up there in age and unable to move around as easily anymore. I hurt my foot not long ago, and these would have been a life saver during that time.
@Cryptovariable3 жыл бұрын
Are you playing “Colossus: The Forbin Project” a couple seconds at a time to sidestep KZbin’s bots?
@CantankerousDave3 жыл бұрын
Better that than Demon Seed, which is actually about a computer-controlled house.
@SamuelEllmer3 жыл бұрын
Since watching this video and learning about this product, manually opening and closing my curtains feels like such a chore...
@okiwangko3 жыл бұрын
10:22 Oh yeah, buy the Switchbot so you can control your switch with our switch, so you can switch off thing with our switch which switches the switch off.