Technically The Truth Memes

[@AirWasTaken]

“So why should we hire you?” “Because you’re hiring?” “You’re hired.”

[@keytester2733]

you forgot the part where they interview and check if you own a degree

[@AirWasTaken]

@@keytester2733 “oh that doesn’t matter. If you’re smart you’re hired” Lol

[@simon2cool4u]

"If you are me you automatically get hired"

[@simon2cool4u]

Wait what!?

[@hazelordwebtv]

@@simon2cool4u u just got hired

[@bonkand]

just imagine if Nintendo owned the dictionary, we would only be able to say " "

[@bonkand]

@@kalpanajha3737 cuz copyright

[@roastedchicken1706]

Ikr

[@lowlevelgrungus3381]

“ “

[@kimmy6993]

. ! ?

[@buitre332audaz5]

.

[@monkesarecol]

9:24 he technically got all the answers right

[@RedoAll]

"Where do you live?" "At my house"

[@Random_pixel]

“What happened after 1918” “1919” (edit I misspelled happened)

[@TheBlueMarbleNationalist]

Actually Napoleon didn't die in battle. He died in exile on St. Helena.

[@Detective_depther]

@@TheBlueMarbleNationalist the question is too wrong for the student to answer right

[@lasernedgaming8057]

yep

[@roaringlion3004]

“Where do you live?” “With my parents.” “Where do your parents live?” “With me.”😂 “Where do you all live?” “Together.”😅😂❤

[@saivishwath3773]

This is stupid

[@Od1nM]

Where is your house

[@Eternal_Void599]

@@Od1nM with us

[@ub_shim456]

@@Od1nM In my neighborhood

[@Red-ding-Ton]

Bruh it says "where" no with who do you live. 🤦

[@GreenBoiy]

school isn’t about learning, it’s about grades.

[@justarandomfnfdudeguy3949]

lol

[@real_gay_bowser]

Well, your not wrong.

[@asapyle4130]

So true.

[@lasernedgaming8057]

its about..... making people hate their life

[@Ale_xandra1]

Idk at your school and your learning capabilities but i sure probably did learn a lot, maybe it's just your schoolಠ‿ಠ

[@Harrythe_dukeof_WIZARDS]

1:29 spiders are the only web developers in the world that like finding bugs

[@lilyamoshul5178]

cool fact!

[@monapatel1396]

5:08 💀💀💀the demons have been summoned💀💀💀

[@CheeseOnFire0219]

"its fine he's just a web developer" got me laughing

[@Yu3ri_dw]

Once you’ve read an alphabet book everything else is just a string of remixes

[@ARandomPersonWhoMakesVids]

Every book you read is just a remix of the dictionary.

[@SchizoToadie]

ALPHABET BOOK

[@thelegodudeofficial]

No, no, he’s got a point.

[@RABBITVR12466]

He’s out of line but he’s right

[@tkscoop8778]

True technically

[@themultyeverytingperson581]

"you technically have 3 minutes to live but ever-" STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP I WANT TO BE DESCONCENTRATED OF BREATHIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@kerevizk9564]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[@wObBlE73]

What the heck

[@izaansalam6418]

@@wObBlE73 if you think about breathing you start manually breathing

[@wObBlE73]

@@izaansalam6418 ok but like why are you randomly telling me that?

[@izaansalam6418]

@@wObBlE73 because uhh... the... when the... DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON 🤓🤓🅱️😳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🙆💁🟦🇧🇩🙋😭😭🙅🥲🙋😓😳🔘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🟥

[@staywithnoeasylife]

4:04 make me remember of something: Bread: Healthy Meat/Chicken: Healthy Lettuce: Healthy Cheese: Healthy Onions: Healthy Tomato: Healthy Burger: Not Healthy

[@noobysanwich]

bc chicken is fried

[@AdvikVerma-zg4zz]

Veg burger?

[@joelng217]

@@noobysanwichnot al

[@scottmeyer4192]

….WAIT WHAT WAIT HUH HUH B B B B BUT 💀💀💀

[@Jdmcworldplus13]

😮

[@TweetyFam]

"You technically only have 2 minutes to live, but every time you inhale oxygen, it resets the timer." My grandpa took his last breathe before a second of dying. I WAS SCAMMED.

[@kenzie2772]

3:16 i showed my dad this and he started bursting out laughing!🤣

[@cooperrankin9026]

9:51 A better joke for that is "If you freeze a hot dog it's now a chilly dog"

[@DJDom797]

a better way to write that comment is "9:51 missed oppurtunity for chilly dog"

[@proglitcher1231]

0:00 It's 6 minutes to live but breathing resets the timer

[@daanyoutube8891]

Seriously man

[@Jusyouraveragerobloxplayer]

2:32 this is GENIUS

[@IsaaacWithThreeA]

Fact: Napoleon didn’t die in a battle, he died in exile on St. Helena

[@awesomethingshappen]

Who?

[@IsaaacWithThreeA]

@@awesomethingshappen Napoleon

[@Aviationmrripper]

@@IsaaacWithThreeA yeah I learned that, last battle is battle of waterloo

[@michellemcintyre1997]

:0

[@fredmcbride3052]

No actually he was not captured at waterloo

[@atticusalanismontano3306]

2:01 okay who tf has ordered a girlfriend

[@Dark_NightOfficial992]

Congrats on 100k subs!!! Okay seriously how does he go from 90k the 10k in a day perfect channel

[@coolpoolbymatthew]

UwU

[@sunshine351]

@@coolpoolbymatthew I translated it said wow

[@lillyalderson9168]

@@sunshine351 UwU true

[@nostalgiaguy3902]

@@lillyalderson9168 lol didn't work for u

[@sunshine351]

@@lillyalderson9168 ah shit The cringe uwu again

[@biospider_0619]

0:18 thats how question paper sets were invented 😂😭

[@s.r.a9515]

3:37 the guy who made it have heart=stone

[@NA-ud6qm]

The implications of the 18 y.o. adopting a 17 y.o. are massive. The chain reaction would go nuts really quickly

[@Shadys63]

The sentence "you only have 2 minutes to live, but when you inhale oxygen it resets the timer" is the definition of anxiety Edit: thanks for 100 likes i’ve never gotten that many

[@wobblebs87]

technically you can live 3 min not 2

[@Project_KN1GHT]

@@wobblebs87it probably depends on the person, lung capacity varies. Average capacity is anywhere from 30 seconds to 2 minutes for holding your breath. But holding your breath is different than dying lol, usually after holding your breath for a while you’ll pass out and then resume breathing (unless you’re underwater or suffocating).

[@andytheshark]

*me holding my breath under water for 3 and a half minutes*: Am I a joke to you?

[@xerx_gacha3925]

I wanna try it :D I also have anxiety but Im brave enough :D

[@SaltySheep1234]

you just keep breathing lol

[@Piccle2590]

These memes are amazing I'm subscribing rn

[@notlucidwsgg]

legend

[@Miss_R0sie]

I legit started crying laughing from the pink Panter one- I knew it sounded familiar but i didn't know what It was 💀

[@barbarahorton7329]

4:59 that was dark

[@Leo_M._random_things_go]

4:12 POV: number two has actually happened to you Yes my dog actually ate my homework in 4th grade 😂😂😂

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

2:38 Which is why I still sleep with stuffed animals, nightlights, and sleeping music despite being 18 years old.

[@Chara3690]

That’s adorable

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

@@Chara3690 Aww thank you.

[@funwithjlxrblx]

Im 15 and its the same for me

[@funwithjlxrblx]

I have a small stuffed Dalmatian i sleep with and have a nightlight with me every night

[@Chara3690]

@@Eeveeismypatronas You’re welcome❤️

[@brit2430]

6:01 What is the most pointless thing that actually exists? -Circles Artists:…..

[@sironianmapping]

I'd say pinky toes

[@sheev_Palpatine123]

What if we cut the pinky toe

[@takiallahjamai]

the most useless thing that exists is lies people who are called lies :

[@mjserrano32]

Well yes, but actually no.

[@Random_person_on_the_Internet9]

the very pointless useless thing is math

[@criticalpaws4ever]

The spider is under control 🤣

[@jam569]

Yes

[@mineeternal4748]

1:30 he has to many bugs in his web 🤣

[@morganisapro8k]

😂😂😂

[@lasernedgaming8057]

true

[@Oluchiadey._.]

XD

[@daniell1610]

3:35 this got me rolling to andromeda galaxy 💀💀💀💀

[@maurolionelmisjuegosyo940]

9:38 technically the truth, 9 in roman is IX

[@Sky_spirunk]

5:08 a Christian’s nightmare

[@pixzliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

True

[@MrBobSter82]

I’m half Christian half nothing and it isn’t my nightmare :/ 🤷‍♂️

[@MrPotatomanYT]

„ i threw up in the toilet” got me 😂😂

[@garsrandom4358]

9:09 That one is wrong the awnser is "none" His last one was the battle of waterloo where he ended up exiled

[@Xguy204]

Me: who are you? 2: Me two! 3:Me three! 4:Me four!

[@WClap]

POV: you go outside in a very hot summer day to dry up your sweat Technically the truth

[@SubscribeIfYouBreathAir]

?

[@cometkeiko]

Forget it, In my country during summer it can reach up to 50 celsius.

[@WECloco249]

girl: Hi, I think you're cute me: No I'm Ethan girl: What? me: Thanks 🗣

[@PX-13]

we are just a bacteria on the planet slowly eating away

[@Yuckcat]

Technically the national anthem is country music until we meet again😂😂

[@samueldubois6484]

9:29 the answer to second question might be wrong actually, they could have signed at the top

[@Cloud67TR]

4:17 it's sooo relatable especially on KZbin

[@daxdum4187]

8:18 Why is the answer for why just to replace the “w” with a “t”?

[@easttur19auttp]

Because “thy” is “why” with a T and “thy” isn’t a word.

[@Rb_Perm]

I had a stroke

[@Rb_Perm]

​@easttur19auttp thy is a word??

[@HeyItzRiverCaller]

5:01 No, No, The Student Has Really Got The Biggest Point Ever There.

[@keigunndennis6229]

I LOVE YOUR ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH!!!😃🤣🤣 IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE 🤣 😂

[@Blarrret]

3:32 this got me 😂😂😂

[@playtaggerbutexistsreal]

Helen: everyone’s special in their own way Dash: also known as no one is Me: wait a minute if everyone is special, that technically meant we’re not special

[@debbiegarcia2800]

If Bizzlightyear got into a space shuttle it would still only be able to fall in style

[@lili1409youba]

2:48 what's that qr code?

[@blixxy537]

6:07 you're not, circles have every dot existing (infinite dots.

[@AALC1]

4:35 No, The person doesn't expire is just the lung that expires

[@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast]

If both expire you expire

[@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast]

*both lungs

[@amicos9058]

@@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiastyou can edit your comment

[@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast]

@@amicos9058 i know

[@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast]

@@amicos9058 dont mind if im like everywhere on some vids it's bcs im very intrested in them

[@kuau_Queen-kiki-4652]

6:25 me and shikamaru:EXACTLY

[@ed4273]

2:31 made me rethink all my life’s questions 😶

[@PrikexeOfficial]

2:52 if life is a story I am just a filler character

[@lasernedgaming8057]

lol

[@Zer0fn28]

Other people are the DLC

[@PMLT3400]

0:45 Unless you were playing Halo 2 online back in the day. Then, of course, everyone was "hacking" aka modding.

[@Elazar-]

1:00 BRO WHAT THE HECK

[@BruhBot-jp8ev]

I mean its the same thing

[@mariavictoriaantipolo1994]

@@BruhBot-jp8ev makes sense

[@247BCA]

It is the same thing when you think about it.

[@jamesainsworth7145]

Motherf**ker Same as dad

[@АрсенийГригорьев-ч7я]

5:42 I'm sorry, but moon is having a dead human on it

[@oboo1225]

The moon is a moon not a planet.

[@АрсенийГригорьев-ч7я]

@@oboo1225 Yeah

[@BR3AK.66]

Idk why “READ NOOB, READ!” Makes me laugh😂

[@gamingwitheric3970]

at 1:10 feel like in that episode of pokemon ash was having an existensial life crisis or something i don't know i don't remember

[@mariavictoriaantipolo1994]

i have the same thing ash has

[@gamingwitheric3970]

@@mariavictoriaantipolo1994 ha

[@andrewwitt333]

This is my bucket list -Bucket -Bucket -Bucket -Bucket

[@thehamburger4596]

i think that the meme about the pointless circle should have that template that says : no,no.he's got a point

[@Servenifer]

I was scrolling through comments while seeing the vid and as soon as i saw this the circle part came lol

[@MelsLilCherubx]

“Before we start the interview what’s ur name?” “My name Is Hired” “Ur name is Hired?” “Thank u for hiring me!”

[@pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203]

3:17 nah the beer was the one getting drunk since the man was drinking it

[@BruhBot-jp8ev]

the person also gets drunk after the beer is drunk

[@Luna_star947]

Six without the S is actually nine, SIX- S= IX, and IX are Roman numerals for nine, so yeah.

[@christiaanleroux1855]

9:55 it’s not a cold dog it’s a chilly dog 😂

[@MissCircel]

0:57 WE GETTIN' DIRTY MINDED WITH THIS ONE!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 8:06 WE GETTIN' RACIST WITH THIS ONE!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@MinkEvadesTaxes]

0:00 - Bruv, what if you hold your breath for more than 2 minutes? I done that once. I lived.

[@CocoPup69]

7:51 that’s the opposite of what I want😂

[@danielplays6649]

You only have two minutes to live,but breathing resets the timer That guy who's timer is at -200000: "Weak"

[@Aeterna_Legio]

8:43 just make plus minus and place it to 5 and make an 9

[@OHTIJ]

Or you can make it a negative 2

[@microwave856]

@@OHTIJ yea

[@Notmaisieroblox1]

Kid:I ate my veg Me:show ur lunch box Kid:WTF

[@ultragaming712]

8:05 Please give me the template!

[@CryztalCake]

when 'space' is in the dictionary and it's copyrighted: "What?NoWayTheSpaceButtonIsCopyrighted?!" turns out it was 'outer space' and it wasn't copyrighted "Ok, that's much better"

[@Lrzmsibelts]

That to-do list actually could turn into something

[@Toyfoxy-pe7rg]

When you say "im dying out of laughter" and then you laugh so much that dont have time to breath and actually die

[@DrawingWithJack]

Technically the truth: *Put a butterfly on a knife, it becomes a butterfly knife* *Put butter on a knife, it becomes a butter knife* *Put a knife in a kitchen, it becomes a kitchen knife* *Put a knife in your pocket, it becomes a pocket knife*

[@ItzPh0enix]

0:59 "same thing" got me 💀

[@PX-13]

Thank you now I can't sleep

[@plasmoid.]

The Human brain: "The human brain is the most complex structure in the entire universe." The Universe: " 🗿🗿🗿"

[@vikovitch769]

6:38 i dont think many people get this one, in that case u see urself only in a mirror so u think u look mirrored

[@MYUKØ_FØXII889]

Me questioning my existence when I found out that we actually have 2 minutes to live but when we breathe it resets the timer

[@Trains_in_the_Toy_Railway_6905]

The Pink Panther Theme 0:33

[@Cloud67TR]

8:44 genius

[@Gordonmonke_vr]

3:06 I HAVE THAT EXACT EVOLVED GAMING CHAIR

[@SonicX_88]

the pink panther theme u did was Amazing

[@daffa_fm4583]

7:27 but there is a one

[@morganisapro8k]

In 10! [1]0!

[@easttur19auttp]

But not a 1 in a solo card.

[@Merylgormleyco6hy]

Great vid loved all of it

[@TheStraightFacedMF]

A person survived 24 minutes under water EDIT never mind he took a deep breath

[@ecfriendsclub]

What is the QR code at 2:50

[@unnamedaccount6969]

"You technically only have 2 minutes to live but every time you breathe it resets the timer" people who can breathe for 3 minutes: wenomecheindasma tumabarisaun wefeinlooooooofve eceleftebrurn

[@MrDan4489]

1:09 Ash is even confused, poor 11 year old

[@FewVidsJustComments]

6:49 got me

[@randygonzales1374]

8:42 Tip: Move the match on the + facing upwards away. So that means without it, it will be saying 5 - 7 = 2.

[@arrxz]

8:23 why are you making a meme of my country-

[@FelixLindman-j9v]

Its somebody else who did it

[@ellayin0406]

When you manage to hold your breath for 2 minutes:CASUAL.

[@zacharydelancey8976]

1:04 you would have more bed and less room.

[@Blaze-hq4ox]

5:00 absolute genius (and just badly made questions)😂

[@CavaliereBlu]

10:20 I confirm that most people here are italians

[@w31rd0_gamez]

3:06 dopest gaming chair in existence. The one on the right’s pretty good too

[@kathleenwoodley6680]

I have that cool one😊