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[@AirWasTaken]

“So why should we hire you?” “Because you’re hiring?” “You’re hired.”

[@keytester2733]

you forgot the part where they interview and check if you own a degree

[@AirWasTaken]

@@keytester2733 “oh that doesn’t matter. If you’re smart you’re hired” Lol

[@simon2cool4u]

"If you are me you automatically get hired"

[@simon2cool4u]

Wait what!?

[@liamdelaportilla9042]

@@simon2cool4u u just got hired

[@dancingkamadolphkun6764]

9:24 he technically got all the answers right

[@RedoAll]

"Where do you live?" "At my house"

[@Random_pixel]

“What happened after 1918” “1919” (edit I misspelled happened)

[@TheBlueMarbleItself]

Actually Napoleon didn't die in battle. He died in exile on St. Helena.

[@kenny_eats_many]

@@TheBlueMarbleItself the question is too wrong for the student to answer right

[@lasernedgaming8057]

yep

[@staywithnoeasylife]

4:04 make me remember of something: Bread: Healthy Meat/Chicken: Healthy Lettuce: Healthy Cheese: Healthy Onions: Healthy Tomato: Healthy Burger: Not Healthy

[@RobloxGuest4]

bc chicken is fried

[@bonkand]

just imagine if Nintendo owned the dictionary, we would only be able to say " "

[@bonkand]

@@kalpanajha3737 cuz copyright

[@roastedchicken1706]

Ikr

[@lowlevelgrungus3381]

“ “

[@kimmy6993]

. ! ?

[@buitre332audaz5]

.

[@candyflossroadto10subs41]

You technically have 2 minutes to live but every time your lungs claim undeadly gas it resets the timer Edit: POV: I tell my mum a funny story and she turns it into a lecture Edit2:it is 2 minutes because it's related tothe video.-.

[@Lagmonke]

Pretty sure its six

[@Yowatchadoing]

@@Lagmonke Its like different for everyone, i can only hold my breath for 20 seconds max

[@Weatherbg11]

@@Yowatchadoing for some reason at home i can hold my breath for a minute but at the pool/ocean i can hold it for like 25sec tops (Nice username btw lol)

[@Weatherbg11]

Isn't oxygen flammable is large amounts or...

[@marcovanvliet3829]

@@Weatherbg11 I mean yes because fire needs oxygen to live so I think

[@Jusyouraveragerobloxplayer]

2:32 this is GENIUS

[@vanjay9231]

"its fine he's just a web developer" got me laughing

[@barbarahorton7329]

4:59 that was dark

[@roaringlion3004]

“Where do you live?” “With my parents.” “Where do your parents live?” “With me.”😂 “Where do you all live?” “Together.”😅😂❤

[@saivishwath3773]

This is stupid

[@Od1nM]

Where is your house

[@Eternal_Void599]

@@Od1nM with us

[@ub_shim456]

@@Od1nM In my neighborhood

[@Red-ding-Ton]

Bruh it says "where" no with who do you live. 🤦

[@themultyeverytingperson581]

"you technically have 3 minutes to live but ever-" STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP I WANT TO BE DESCONCENTRATED OF BREATHIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@kerevizk9564]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[@KrakenAustralia]

What the heck

[@izaansalam6418]

@@KrakenAustralia if you think about breathing you start manually breathing

[@KrakenAustralia]

@@izaansalam6418 ok but like why are you randomly telling me that?

[@izaansalam6418]

@@KrakenAustralia because uhh... the... when the... DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON 🤓🤓🅱️😳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🙆💁🟦🇧🇩🙋😭😭🙅🥲🙋😓😳🔘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🟥

[@GummyBearluvsU]

Once you’ve read an alphabet book everything else is just a string of remixes

[@ARandomPersonWhoMakesVids]

Every book you read is just a remix of the dictionary.

[@kit.on-paws.]

@@ARandomPersonWhoMakesVids nah nah the dictionary is a remix of the alphabet aswell :)

[@loveandwargaming1407]

ALPHABET BOOK

[@thelegodudeofficial]

No, no, he’s got a point.

[@RABBITVR12466]

He’s out of line but he’s right

[@proglitcher1231]

0:00 It's 6 minutes to live but breathing resets the timer

[@kenzie2772]

3:16 i showed my dad this and he started bursting out laughing!🤣

[@chewiecd]

5:08 a Christian’s nightmare

[@ekeffer]

True

[@ollytippett7050]

I’m half Christian half nothing and it isn’t my nightmare :/ 🤷‍♂️

[@cooperrankin9026]

9:51 A better joke for that is "If you freeze a hot dog it's now a chilly dog"

[@dominiczoma922]

a better way to write that comment is "9:51 missed oppurtunity for chilly dog"

[@maurolionelmisjuegosyo940]

9:38 technically the truth, 9 in roman is IX

[@Miss_R0sie]

I legit started crying laughing from the pink Panter one- I knew it sounded familiar but i didn't know what It was 💀

[@dagreen731]

school isn’t about learning, it’s about grades.

[@justarandomfnfdudeguy3949]

lol

[@real_gay_bowser]

Well, your not wrong.

[@asapyle4130]

So true.

[@lasernedgaming8057]

its about..... making people hate their life

[@Ale_xandra1]

Idk at your school and your learning capabilities but i sure probably did learn a lot, maybe it's just your schoolಠ‿ಠ

[@Isaaac165]

Fact: Napoleon didn’t die in a battle, he died in exile on St. Helena

[@awesomethingshappen]

Who?

[@Isaaac165]

@@awesomethingshappen Napoleon

[@Aviationmrripper]

@@Isaaac165 yeah I learned that, last battle is battle of waterloo

[@michellemcintyre1997]

:0

[@fredmcbride3052]

No actually he was not captured at waterloo

[@TweetyFam]

"You technically only have 2 minutes to live, but every time you inhale oxygen, it resets the timer." My grandpa took his last breathe before a second of dying. I WAS SCAMMED.

[@s.r.a9515]

3:37 the guy who made it have heart=stone

[@liferi1761]

7:51 that’s the opposite of what I want😂

[@FewVidsJustComments]

6:49 got me

[@Mcervera]

5:56 no, he got a point

[@daffa_fm4583]

7:27 but there is a one

[@morganisapro5]

In 10! [1]0!

[@easttur19auttp]

But not a 1 in a solo card.

[@brit2430]

6:01 What is the most pointless thing that actually exists? -Circles Artists:…..

[@sironianmapping]

I'd say pinky toes

[@sheev_Palpatine123]

What if we cut the pinky toe

[@takiallahjamai]

the most useless thing that exists is lies people who are called lies :

[@mjserrano32]

Well yes, but actually no.

[@Random_person_on_the_Internet9]

the very pointless useless thing is math

[@kuau_Queen-kiki-4652]

6:25 me and shikamaru:EXACTLY

[@Elazar-]

1:00 BRO WHAT THE HECK

[@BruhBot-jp8ev]

I mean its the same thing

[@mariavictoriaantipolo1994]

@@BruhBot-jp8ev makes sense

[@5z6k]

It is the same thing when you think about it.

[@jamesainsworth7145]

Motherf**ker Same as dad

[@piccle7856]

These memes are amazing I'm subscribing rn

[@STAY_L.U.C.I.D]

legend

[@OnyxM.]

4:12 POV: number two has actually happened to you Yes my dog actually ate my homework in 4th grade 😂😂😂

[@NA-ud6qm]

The implications of the 18 y.o. adopting a 17 y.o. are massive. The chain reaction would go nuts really quickly

[@samueldubois6484]

9:29 the answer to second question might be wrong actually, they could have signed at the top

[@pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203]

3:17 nah the beer was the one getting drunk since the man was drinking it

[@BruhBot-jp8ev]

the person also gets drunk after the beer is drunk

[@user-tf7ir6fy5g]

5:42 I'm sorry, but moon is having a dead human on it

[@oboo1225]

The moon is a moon not a planet.

[@user-tf7ir6fy5g]

@@oboo1225 Yeah

[@biospider_0619]

0:18 thats how question paper sets were invented 😂😭

[@Dark_NightOfficial992]

Congrats on 100k subs!!! Okay seriously how does he go from 90k the 10k in a day perfect channel

[@coolpoolbymatthew]

UwU

[@sunshine351]

@@coolpoolbymatthew I translated it said wow

[@lillyalderson9168]

@@sunshine351 UwU true

[@nostalgiaguy3902]

@@lillyalderson9168 lol didn't work for u

[@sunshine351]

@@lillyalderson9168 ah shit The cringe uwu again

[@ed4273]

2:31 made me rethink all my life’s questions 😶

[@blixxy537]

6:07 you're not, circles have every dot existing (infinite dots.

[@PX-13]

we are just a bacteria on the planet slowly eating away

[@AALC1]

4:35 No, The person doesn't expire is just the lung that expires

[@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast]

If both expire you expire

[@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast]

*both lungs

[@amicos9058]

@@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiastyou can edit your comment

[@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast]

@@amicos9058 i know

[@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast]

@@amicos9058 dont mind if im like everywhere on some vids it's bcs im very intrested in them

[@AwesomeAndyYT]

The spider is under control 🤣

[@Jam569]

Yes

[@garsrandom4358]

9:09 That one is wrong the awnser is "none" His last one was the battle of waterloo where he ended up exiled

[@bilalmohiyuddin9555]

2:52 if life is a story I am just a filler character

[@lasernedgaming8057]

lol

[@UrFavMaskedGuy]

SAME BROTHER SAME

[@Zer0fn28]

Other people are the DLC

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

2:38 Which is why I still sleep with stuffed animals, nightlights, and sleeping music despite being 18 years old.

[@Chara3690]

That’s adorable

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

@@Chara3690 Aww thank you.

[@funwithjlxrblx]

Im 15 and its the same for me

[@funwithjlxrblx]

I have a small stuffed Dalmatian i sleep with and have a nightlight with me every night

[@Chara3690]

@@Eeveeismypatronas You’re welcome❤️

[@mineeternal4748]

1:30 he has to many bugs in his web 🤣

[@morganisapro5]

😂😂😂

[@lasernedgaming8057]

true

[@Oluchiadey._.]

XD

[@keigunndennis6229]

I LOVE YOUR ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH!!!😃🤣🤣 IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE 🤣 😂

[@patrickr3400]

0:45 Unless you were playing Halo 2 online back in the day. Then, of course, everyone was "hacking" aka modding.

[@Gordonmonke_vr]

3:06 I HAVE THAT EXACT EVOLVED GAMING CHAIR

[@Trains_in_the_Toy_Railway_6905]

The Pink Panther Theme 0:33

[@playtaggerbutexistsreal]

Helen: everyone’s special in their own way Dash: also known as no one is Me: wait a minute if everyone is special, that technically meant we’re not special

[@arrxz]

8:23 why are you making a meme of my country-

[@mka935_2yt]

8:43 just make plus minus and place it to 5 and make an 9

[@OHTIJ]

Or you can make it a negative 2

[@microwave856]

@@OHTIJ yea

[@thehamburger4596]

i think that the meme about the pointless circle should have that template that says : no,no.he's got a point

[@probablysearvnifr]

I was scrolling through comments while seeing the vid and as soon as i saw this the circle part came lol

[@WClap]

POV: you go outside in a very hot summer day to dry up your sweat Technically the truth

[@SubscribeIfYouBreathAir]

?

[@cometkeiko]

Forget it, In my country during summer it can reach up to 50 celsius.

[@vikovitch769]

6:38 i dont think many people get this one, in that case u see urself only in a mirror so u think u look mirrored

[@Hoppin00]

7:40 Will make me die of laughing

[@Hoppin00]

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brayanxd4547]

Man this comment is literally meme 4:18 It was shown 1 reply but there was nothing.

[@gamingwitheric3970]

at 1:10 feel like in that episode of pokemon ash was having an existensial life crisis or something i don't know i don't remember

[@mariavictoriaantipolo1994]

i have the same thing ash has

[@gamingwitheric3970]

@@mariavictoriaantipolo1994 ha

[@ultragaming712]

8:05 Please give me the template!

[@FaliciaFoxDemon886]

Me questioning my existence when I found out that we actually have 2 minutes to live but when we breathe it resets the timer

[@christiaanleroux1855]

9:55 it’s not a cold dog it’s a chilly dog 😂

[@mickledapickle77]

9:53 it's a chilli dog

[@funnyfish1982]

3:29 OMG I DID NOT EXPECTED FOR IT TO BE A POLAND BUT I AM FROM POLAND TOO sheesh

[@Notmaisieroblox1]

Kid:I ate my veg Me:show ur lunch box Kid:WTF

[@zeroc0ntantchannel66]

5:53 Me: Use the word "sugar" in a sentence.

[@CavaliereBlu]

10:20 I confirm that most people here are italians

[@Shadys63]

The sentence "you only have 2 minutes to live, but when you inhale oxygen it resets the timer" is the definition of anxiety Edit: thanks for 100 likes i’ve never gotten that many

[@wobblebs87]

technically you can live 3 min not 2

[@KN1GHTH00D]

@@wobblebs87it probably depends on the person, lung capacity varies. Average capacity is anywhere from 30 seconds to 2 minutes for holding your breath. But holding your breath is different than dying lol, usually after holding your breath for a while you’ll pass out and then resume breathing (unless you’re underwater or suffocating).

[@andytheshark]

*me holding my breath under water for 3 and a half minutes*: Am I a joke to you?

[@xerx_gacha3925]

I wanna try it :D I also have anxiety but Im brave enough :D

[@SaltySheep1234]

you just keep breathing lol

[@karimjgibson2289]

The bedroom part kept me up all night

[@pokemonbffs815]

Me: who are you? 2: Me two! 3:Me three! 4:Me four!

[@daxdum4187]

8:18 Why is the answer for why just to replace the “w” with a “t”?

[@easttur19auttp]

Because “thy” is “why” with a T and “thy” isn’t a word.

[@Lrzmsibelts]

That to-do list actually could turn into something

[@zacharydelancey8976]

1:04 you would have more bed and less room.

[@Toyfoxy-pe7rg]

When you say "im dying out of laughter" and then you laugh so much that dont have time to breath and actually die

[@PX-13]

Thank you now I can't sleep

[@VibinLaz3r]

8:40 or move the vertical line in the plus (+) and move it to close the top gap of the 5

[@alflyover4413]

Or one could move the vertical match in the "plus" sign to make the equation read, "5 - 7 = -2".

[@RealDimka]

2:44 Did anyone notice the QR code here? (left, down the corner of the screen) Also, can someone say what the QR code says? (or link the website if it's leading a website)

[@Blaze-hq4ox]

5:00 absolute genius (and just badly made questions)😂

[@JT93641]

4:18 this is literally what I have been through

[@HANKSANDY69420]

Lmao

[@_redniel_]

same

[@HackerDude566]

Same except dog ate my homework

[@JT93641]

I don't remember posting this ☠️☠️☠️

[@fazalplayz559]

0:50 got me

[@TheStraightFacedMF]

A person survived 24 minutes under water EDIT never mind he took a deep breath

[@Lukesgaminglabshorts510]

5:19 favorite part

[@ollytippett7050]

Bah

[@FloppaPlaysSomeGames]

5:35 it's 120+ trillion for earth

[@gamingwithsagesagegaming715]

6:18 i want to customize my keyboard like that, and add a b from the gd level b as the letter b, that's a lot of b

[@Mel0nophOne6969]

1:29 spiders are the only web developers in the world that like finding bugs

[@masterbrightgaming2066]

4:35 lol true yet so sad and ironic

[@makunochiippo4220]

Facts: You are actually the main character on your own life 🙂

[@sheacreme]

You can technically create an infinite power source if something's powered by light,. It can be used to power a flashlight, which can then be used with mirrors to create the ultimate power source. I have ideas, but I'm mostly just hungry.

[@Interopsty]

laws of thermodynamics say that no, that's not how it works, everytime it bounces it loses energy

[@sheacreme]

@@Interopsty Neat. But I'm still hungry.

[@XxBlack.andGoldxX]

Idk why “READ NOOB, READ!” Makes me laugh😂

[@LamboCc]

New level of thinking: unlocked

[@PAnand-im1hi]

I don't get the meme at 5:30

[@Ruby_The_Dragon]

3:30 I'm from Poland too!!!

[@ollytippett7050]

Me: UNITED. KINGDOM!!!

[@-_lIl_-]

2:36 actually, you are scared of being alone of the dark because of being scared of being alone with a stranger in the dark

[@danielplays6649]

You only have two minutes to live,but breathing resets the timer That guy who's timer is at -200000: "Weak"

[@lili1409youba]

2:48 what's that qr code?

[@ssamud]

Rick roll

[@francisangelopantalla4177]

7:11 stand which? or stand witch 🧙‍♀️

[@francisangelopantalla4177]

The time of it is 7 :11, coincidence!

[@BigheadYT]

@@francisangelopantalla4177 no its not

[@Drifatina]

I didn’t breath for 2.000000000000001 minutes yet I’m still alive

[@itsyourdudealix]

Nice vid

[@_Ollie12443]

1:53 kinda sounded like bakugou Idkk

[@Froggo_e]

Technically if you say “ day is safer then night “ than it isn’t cause you aren’t expecting anything bad 😮

[@danielyuan9862]

Technically false, because unless you're not sleeping at night, day is still safer.

[@Froggo_e]

@@danielyuan9862 yes , but what if you are not sleeping

[@raysye4775]

*then

[@LitoMike]

@@raysye4775 funny thing is that ur wrong 😐

[@Kirbythekirbkirb]

3:32 this got me 😂😂😂

[@someguy2318]

me who cant breathe for 3 minutes: IM INVINCIBLE