The Funniest Disney Jokes Ever

[@konstantinomanatakis6765]

2:01 comedy 4:51 mike wahousekey 6:18 mufasa is gonna get pushed again 6:44 he is the toy 7:32 how is that so true 8:19that is genius 8:45 they are real!!!! 10:26 he now looks like goofy 10:50 Jurassic park

[@Foreman-pig]

@apollosiegfried0613bro is 9

[@Foreman-pig]

@apollosiegfried0613 ok

[@marcusdavidd]

4:51 is my fav

[@zacharysiple629]

1:28 One of the greatest things I have ever seen! :)

[@abdullahalbasri7916]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@SofiaValdez-br1qt]

0:10 go go

[@dianadiana9170]

3:28 goofy: huha don't worry about it!

[@Your_local_fpe_dw_workshop_fan]

Mickey:I don't trust you

[@PhoenixAnderson-wz6ez]

Best pfp rip our legend

[@xX_Shelly_Fossilian_Xx]

​@@Your_local_fpe_dw_workshop_fandaisy: *breaks in* DONALD IS GONE!

[@Thisis_phil1234]

Ah hyug

[@Amelialovesrainbowfriends]

Minnie Mouse: what’s going on😊

[@persassyjackson8]

“Holy crap are you Ursula? Cause now I’m speechless” That’s a new pick up line for the boys

[@melissaoleary8656]

Do ya’ll like wolfs?

[@ItalianCountryball11]

@@melissaoleary8656yeah?

[@Dubwool0832]

Good one

[@OLIVIAHammond-c6h]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[@liIysstuff]

1:04 now fool doesn't sound like a word anymore lmao

[@h0neyXbear_hi]

yeah

[@leathereater390]

fr

[@Thisis_phil1234]

Swimming fool

[@kategamez27]

Fr

[@allweather-beauty]

lol a reference to “ circle doesn’t even sound like a word anymore.”

[@rednaz7815]

“Holy crap are you Ursula cause now I’m speechless” best line to ever be spoken

[@melonie_1510]

AND I'll be taking that pickup line in case for a person who likes Disney

[@melissaoleary8656]

What’s ur fav animal

[@jamiegioca9448]

Fax

[@JustACarnotaurus]

Video idea,dinosaur memes that are not extinct

[@scarletrose3862]

Yes we need dinosaur memes

[@football_edits1074]

Yes sirrrrrr

[@amicos9058]

yes

[@SkrunklBunkl]

Sure

[@insanity_jedi]

I can’t think of any memes for it but the name

[@Chris-ux7ie]

5:15 names mixed up ooooooooof 😂😂😂😂

[@gwenpicchi5719]

Narrator: This kid will be a psychopath Me: No, she just knows how to BE PREPARED.

[@SkarlettOSC]

4:00 and i am in a *FREAKING* ice cube

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

6:46 Woody: That's what you get for NOT PLAYING NICE, Sid! Buzz: Why FACE the fear when you can BECOME the fear?

[@goofyahhtoejammer]

"Me ti ti help me" 💀

[@UtahShark8798]

6:45 maaah

[@sislamarif3905]

3:33 now I'll have nightmares 😱

[@BOSmap]

THAT SCARED ME😂 0:10

[@SimplyCody]

Imagine the kettle at 0:18 was actually found in Disneyland

[@christianaustin2349]

Imagine somebody yelled Andy's coming in Disneyland and then they dragged the toys into a closet and Put on the costumes

[@leviticuzlila6950]

I liked ur comment (If you haven’t seen this comment anywhere you are lucky.)

[@jackojack7221]

L

[@adam11d7]

@@jackojack7221why’d you say L?

[@pamelapaull-tweed3591]

3:18. Goofy is a friend murderer confirmed. Run, Mickey, run to a new clubhouse while you still can!

[@theyluvem_xoxo]

The one about he was divorcing Minnie was hilarious

[@LilBananaBoi14]

Roses are red Violets are blue If you don’t understand We need more people like you

[@Offiacllydiamond]

The part at my niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because "everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me." Actually made me laugh.

[@TheTipOfTheIceberg-o5q]

Nobody cares

[@sadathusovic7217]

I'm im speechless

[@CC_Animations-Mia]

i call anyone with a hh pfp a Pokemon that sounds close to their og names. Hello, Charmander.

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

8:53 I will so do that when I go to Disney!

[@roguenightmare2170]

3:18 Dark

[@heyer777]

6:48 F*CK WHO DID THAT CRAP?!(*CONFUSED SCREAMING*)

[@monkeyheadset2029]

8:47 now I want to go to Disney to try this

[@amicos9058]

@@ripleyfarlie6bruh

[@bobuxgamer13]

@Ripley Farlie Dang it I wanted to try that

[@bacon6255]

​@@ripleyfarlie6l will hold them at gum point so they can lay down.

[@TherealllAxtonyt2015]

4:51 got me good 😭

[@KrazyKiko]

Same

[@bagelnine9]

(7:29) And now, a long list of Disney films where they don't sing. A Wrinkle in Time The Finest Hours Tomorrowland Big Hero 6 Maleficent Saving Mr. Banks Frankenweenie John Carter The Odd Life of Timothy Green Wreck-It Ralph Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time A Christmas Carol Bolt Meet the Robinsons The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe National Treasure Brother Bear Holes Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Treasure Planet Atlantis: The Lost Empire Cool Runnings Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey White Fang Flight of the Navigator The Journey of Natty Gann Return to Oz Something Wicked This Way Comes TRON Candleshoe Blackbeard's Ghost Charlie, the Lonesome Cougar The Gnome-Mobile That Darn Cat! The Incredible Journey The Three Lives of Thomasina The Absent Minded Professor The Parent Trap Pollyanna Swiss Family Robinson Third Man on the Mountain The Sign of Zorro Old Yeller The Sword and the Rose Treasure Island The Reluctant Dragon

[@SkRoselle]

Hero

[@milofragger7]

The only movies where the story isn’t told through songs 😭 (Tho i’d tolerate a story told through songs if the Muses were singing it)

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

2:03 ...There's a tree in Mario Party 3 (And Mario Party Superstars) that has the same name...

[@otavio_gamer1536]

BFDI Woody: *Random screaming*

[@nara9404]

2:28 it looks so pretty Whoever did that I'd say 'yes you nailed it'

[@NalaChan0_0]

*Okay but like.. is no one gonna talk about how he sings so beautifully..?*

[@MasGamer46]

Disney needs to hire this dude

[@l.p4251]

5:02 *let it go song intensifies*

[@Slav_boi]

7:44 the telled by disney was a more child version,and the original german version was lets say,15+

[@mariasolpersico7115]

3:57 median Andalusian guy seeing snow

[@NikiCFB]

9:46 I just searched it. "Hakuna Matata" means "No Trouble". I don't think something is changed...

[@Wendy_O._Koopa]

And "trouble free, philosophy" still rhymes and "Hakuna matata, ain't no passin' craze; It means no troubles for the rest of your days," still works. Also, if you're familiar with the song at all, i.e. have not been living under a rock, you've realized that they use "problem" _and_ "worries" in the song... so the change apparently serves no purpose at all?

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

4:23 Währenddessen sagt The Nightmare Before Christmas: „Hm, was würde passieren, wenn zwei Feiertage versehentlich zusammenfallen würden?“ (Meanwhile The Nightmare Before Christmas is like "HM, what would happen if 2 holidays collided by mistake?")

[@klaalter69]

ja ist so

[@allisonkrueger8330]

7:46 I just came back to the vid from putting ice in my cup and my mom throwing a pizza in the oven and of course I resume the vid to a pizza meme 😂😂

[@brinefilopolski33]

5:31 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU EYE

[@mycommentmadeyoulaugh]

Never gonna lens you down

[@mycommentmadeyoulaugh]

Never gonna look around and desert you 🎵

[@mariasolpersico7115]

1:10 2. Dont have a nose

[@SutaFokusu]

Thats an insult to voldemort

[@orcschannel8789]

Volda-No nostrils-Mort!😂😂😂

[@KenKen-zq8yi]

Fool

[@GrayFromSprunki_124]

9:31 DAM

[@heyer777]

8:58 AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHH LOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL

[@roxannecardwell3240]

Khalon: “Hakuna matata” actually means “no trouble” in Swahili.

[@17-Eyed-Aquatic-Pentaumbra]

I was just about to say that

[@rager-ol8gh]

I know my teacher told me in 1st grade

[@Lucky_2124]

It actually means no worry

[@Cherry_kittyblossom]

The Snow White dead pose is pure gold than the peter one 😂 1:50

[@idreesthebanana3325]

0:30 WHY R U EATIN ME???

[@boyfriendfnf2726]

Me seeing this while eating a banana:wait how did u know

[@VortekTheUnfunny]

Sid: is now a toy Some dude dressed as woody: *buys sid and commits the ultimate uno reverse*

[@torrestoyfun4235]

Great, now I have the urge to go to a local thrift store and buy a Sid toy as Woody

[@VortekTheUnfunny]

@@torrestoyfun4235 Do it.

[@melonie_1510]

0:49 At this point fool is starting to lose it's meaning to me and now I'm thinking about pools or bools as in boolean in coding...

[@KenKen-zq8yi]

Fool

[@the_only_lonely]

first I was like yea scar is decently the best Disney character. then I realized that Star Wars is also Disney.

[@username-ue7mp]

6:45 Play with this while wearing a woody costume, the levels of revenge would be off the charts!

[@bellap4452]

6:14 the scene form the lion king lol 😂

[@williamaddenbrooke]

2:27 wow! What do you mean, speechless? I’m speechless too.

[@bag_of_cheeto_puffs]

the thumbnail oml WHERES MY UNSEE JUICE?!?!

[@allweather-beauty]

*gives unsee juice*

[@VictoriaKoy-kd7vx]

Please give me the holy water!!!

[@FreakyFurryCreations]

As someone in a Lion King musical, the Lion King ones make me cackle each time I see em

[@zacharysiple629]

8:17 I'd call dibs on the first slice just to spite her. Maybe 2nd since she's the birthday girl.

[@dardannallbani684]

The two main characters meme was very accurate Bro did the most real voice of mike Him:Im on A T SHIRT YAHOOOOO

[@Falcon-fi4jt]

Sir, you have got a new subscriber. Your freaking funny.

[@baileybhamjee8080]

Keep up the good work also the beginning WHAT THE FU-

[@hrrmgames]

7:06 Lechonk and growlithe KANUNA RATTATA!

[@dawidkala6359]

good work but what the phak is wrong with the title and on 6:11 it should be the bfg gun from doom 2016 of you know what i mean

[@OriTheG.O.A.T6969]

this is the best content ever on your channel when it was like janear and jafaar in the titanic part u warmed my heart thx so much

[@markthesapphicdumpsterfire1745]

3:08 if you flip the images around you get can accurate depiction of how people who can sing like freaking angels think.

[@DoxxTheMathGeek]

3:50 There's always that one guy that is completle naked in Antarctica.

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

2:01 *cough cough* there's also a tree in Mario Party with the same name...

[@bahnburner438]

1:36 I'm going to show him a whole new world very soon

[@NOTMOLLIE_303]

4:48 the best part of titanic 😂

[@cosminandreimatei756]

0:38 All I can think about Yzma is this: *WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEER*

[@SutaFokusu]

WRONG LEVER KRONK

[@sheev_Palpatine123]

2:44 this made me laugh so hard

[@cartoonkids2994]

4:09 great… my brothers favorite color is lime 😐😐😐

[@ninaofficial10]

My favourite colour is lime 😭

[@chazzywaz]

My favourite colours are green and purple… am i a villain?

[@SnowHeronYt9447]

8:15 THAT NIECE IS A STRAIGHT UP SAVAGE 😭

[@harrisonkeaton1154]

If I was there I’d eat Mufasa

[@jamiegioca9448]

2:37 She just wants some change, but the ATM is broken and won't let it go

[@InksAutism]

Highschool: freshman: whole new world Softmore: you see that cliff? Junior: shove Senior: have a nice fall

[@stella13102]

4:47 is no one gonna talk about how funny this is 😂

[@Gartersnake970]

7:14 BRB

[@LeoSmith-p2p]

2:20 Oh, that's tough, man. Praying you get one someday.

[@tinkytyler12]

i was laughing so hard that I choked on air

[@RandomPerson-mk8ug]

0:20 finishing a year of online school knowing there's another year of online school

[@MWWWWWWWWMWWWWWWWWWMWWWWWWWWWM]

1:11 should’ve said “have fool in your script”

[@nicks4498]

6:10 I USED TO THINK IT WAS called "BIG FREAKING GRAMPA"

[@sonicandbendy6655]

0:09 makes me laugh every time

[@thescrimblzllo]

4:10 Don't forget kachigga

[@Battler-tbb]

1:16 best tip ever 💀

[@giusepper8394]

Tarzan is both infuriating and hopeful for us.

[@marleynightingale4312]

4:16 I love this one

[@AlexZepeda-u2w]

4:02 I’m the second one… I’ll never forget that football game.🥶

[@Inkersatz]

0:51 at this point, fool don’t even seem like a word no more-

[@Anythingrandom2011]

2:29 That's a masterpiece

[@Ashtonarkel833]

5:47 They put some sticky stuff on the stairs According to the original book That's a slipper Came off

[@eimnetberhane]

8:27 Me:*replaces simba dying and making the circle of life moment* Frends:oh YEA

[@Adorable_Ferrets]

3:24 Bro took cooking to a whole new level💀📸

[@EviePlayz-g6u]

4:42 GOT ME DYING😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

6:46 SERVES YOU RIGHT, SID!!!

[@YourAverageCruz3r_0]

Franziska von Karma: These foolishly foolish fools full of foolishly foolishness! (*hits whip on desk*) Why does Ace Attorney make the prosecutors basically Disney Villians?

[@Hawks1908]

Phoenix: I don't know...

[@filipl6952]

the Erect Pe*is got me rolling on the floor 🤣

[@eon1311]

ikr

[@YellowBallOfficial]

Peanuts ya mean? 🥜

[@omnidroidv-9]

4:28 took me and Disney to 1912 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@CamLeighGamer]

The thumbnail made me crack up for a few minutes. Lol!

[@Skillessscout]

5:41 the bottom one caught me off guard.

[@Monopurp]

4:15 Disney after they see my character that I want to add to Disney+ wears lime: Wait, so Robin (the antagonist) is the good guy?

[@Spam_Junk]

“Was you looking for it” “No” “But did you watch till the end” “Yes”

[@Error.404-PageNotFound]

4:18 oh yea Theres also the story of some girls trying to get the prince as hustpand and cut of pieces of ther FEET and later lose ther EYES from a PEGION

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

4:44 Genie: XD

[@EdwinLopez-yg8rx]

YES!!! you got the little mermaid room and it's awesome!!!😮😮😮😮❤❤❤❤🎉🎉

[@Angemations-]

3:26 got me XD

[@UpClear13]

10:45 OMG, that tie... It's a Ravenclaw Tie, and I own one LOL (Dispite the fact that I'm a girl I love my tie.)

[@Iseonix]

10:26 my dog stepped on a bee

[@DarthVader-qf4bu]

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea

[@Guest_roblox-I]

I gotta go pee

[@Guest_roblox-I]

My uncle took my virginity

[@Iseonix]

@miraculousgacha9888 my fish broke my knee

[@kiti_cat524]

My mom counted to 3

[@Thegeniuskidsuperb]

“Go go you could’ve gone 😭” had me laughing inside