Technoblade being a Capitalist for 8 Minutes straight!

Some of the best moments of our sarcastic capitalistic blood god!
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I've tried to find the most hilarious Technoblade Moments (Sarcasm Moments + capitalism moments) and mainly focused on having a good portion of variety in the clips!
I think I've found very good Clips for the Video so It has the right to have the title Technoblade sarcasm moments, Technoblade capitalism moments
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[@NightmareProductions]

Support Technos Last Wish! Donate at: www.curesarcoma.org/technoblade-tribute/ Buy Merch: www.technoblade.com/ May he rest easy! RIP Alex! #CharityForTechno

[@34sanon80]

"Buy my youtooz" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@kwiins4580]

Lol

[@breadofloaf8535]

I'd buy a Sun Tzu Youtooz

[@doul107]

EmmaMarch_25 ಠ_ಠ_ಠ

[@thingy164]

This made me audibly laugh, thank you XD

[@cyberlocky251]

Cool

[@gesan_]

"All warfare is based on deception" SUN TZU ,the art of war

[@grassblock7668]

*it's always on the verse...*

[@shadowskeep4964]

Alternative title: "Technoblade being technoblade while being Capitalist"

[@thediscordtraveler5471]

Fun fact: centaurs have 6 limbs, making them insects

[@spartan5432]

?? O K?

[@shroomie8328]

I am not happy with this. In fact, it makes me sad

[@mimosity_8885]

But I don’t think they have exoskeletons tho

[@FantasThicc]

Nonoonnonono please please get this out of my head WHERE IS THE UNSEE BUTTON noooooooooooooo

[@paulshort4703]

I refuse

[@trentonware3851]

Techno: *somehow gets Moon Lord spawner* I can make money out of this

[@sharkwaffle1582]

Ah yes, Technoblade. The one true anarcho-capitalist

[@shadowofhawk55]

Isn’t that just Libertarianism?

[@sharkwaffle1582]

@@shadowofhawk55 Well, there's anarcho-capitalism and anarcho-communism, both of which technically fall under libertarianism. Go look at political compass memes for a couple of minutes and you'll understand what I mean :)

[@shadowofhawk55]

@@sharkwaffle1582 anarcho-capitalism, anarcho-communism. They lead to the same thing right? A brutal dictatorship.

[@sharkwaffle1582]

@@shadowofhawk55 well, I guess, but they turn into two different types of dictatorships

[@shadowofhawk55]

@@sharkwaffle1582 Not really. Sure it looks the different but at the end of the day an evil prick with a group of armed thugs at his beck and call is an evil prick with a group of armed thugs at his beck and call.

[@Neammmm]

Love the Techno Complications

[@spr1te995]

4:42 Me every time I see floor

[@maevedeava8207]

Philza replanting the flowers is so cute

[@p1nkPallas]

1:27 DUDE 🤣

[@austinzheng174]

after the buy my youtooz scene there was a zombie that wasn't burning to the sun "huh" nani

[@ankitkulkarni2615]

Can you do more philza compilations please? I love the Technoblade compilations though

[@nites5680]

THE ANSWER TO ANY PROBLEM IS SLAVERY - technoblade

[@montyboon4127]

"Shhhhh, i need cobblestone"

[@freedomaround]

thank you so much for this vid

[@joebidensblacknuts6032]

i love being a capitalist like technoblade

[@willfeuerbach166]

And to think, he’s lives in California. Guess Minecraft’s his only escape.

[@Royalityonlord]

NIghtmare on the grind. techno4tw

[@jhettysins1031]

*Ticket before 1,000 here*

[@NightmareProductions]

SUB TO TECHNOBLADE -> --kzbin.info --kzbin.info/door/VafqTFM3PMM99v-gTKkaHg--

[@Buddy.Johnston]

technoblade to your channel: im about to start this whole mans career

[@grizzlybear352]

For a man who hates governments, he has some Capitalist views

[@justin-gq1zj]

next video idea: Technoblade being an Imperialist

[@impresi.]

the best thumbnail ever

[@Big_boss1964]

Next video: technoblade acts like a communist for 8 minutes

[@fradland2784]

His eyes when he zooms in are hilarious

[@tunaparlar7235]

Nightmare's defintion of capitalism: *stealing* Edit: i see that people argue about ideologies in the replies. Normally i would say stop this is just a joke but i really want to be able to say "i started a political argument under a technoblade compilation video" so continue

[@pocketsand5216]

Uh, yeah.

[@chhdamian]

isn’t stealing money called socialism?

[@pocketsand5216]

@@chhdamian the trouble with neoliberalism is that you eventually run out of piss - marcks

[@chhdamian]

@@pocketsand5216 the trouble with socialism is that one day you run out of someone else’s money to spend on lazy bastards. -common sense

[@pocketsand5216]

@@chhdamian amazing appeal to common sense! You're so smart, and by intuition alone! ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/

[@Craftz0]

Epix

[@roncadelina3077]

Nice content

[@milkman1818]

Ah yes, anarchocapitalism

[@bgallardo101]

Me when my teacher puts me in a group and then all put there stuff on my desk 1:22

[@Garacide]

nightmare try not to make technoblade video challenge second 7:😵

[@tiffanywren9227]

I'm so amused that so many of these capitalist clips are about slave labor, such a good comparison lol

[@trinstonmichaels7062]

Trinston was here

[@ank55o7]

I don’t believe that it’s only 8 minutes

[@gama3040]

where is sir billiam ?

[@baskremers2999]

Hello

[@freedomaround]

hii

[@WaitedBadger9428]

I love that the first clip is about slavery. Just some capitalist thing.

[@Silicity]

Put fun facts in the comments

[@MostLikelyMortal]

I’d love to see what a $20 sandwich looks like

[@feyasatos]

I stan one evil capitalist

[@flamingrblxYT]

Capitalism? is that a government?

[@datmatt2282]

Isn’t slavery considered communism bc the slaves get nothing and he gets all the profits???

[@tiffanywren9227]

Communism is every gets equal profits and material wealth regardless of skill set, job, or any other factor. It just has a bad rep cuz of the dictators who abuse the system.

[@cryptic863]

@@tiffanywren9227 no it has bad rep because people who work harder and try more don’t get anything more because they’re treated the same as someone who tried the bare minimum

[@solid_rooster4587]

That's not communism, communism is when every slave including the owner gets the same amount of profit

[@timmyrich75]

4:02

[@Builtedd]

your name is nightmare supposed to be bckwards dream but you make A LOT OF TECHNO VIDEOS (remane urself no tech.)

[@SubToEPG1]

Bro don't you understand? Dream's nightmare is technoblade

[@abbymadden7809]

ancap techno confirmed..?.?..?

[@harryreynolds3057]

Techno doesn’t want you using his clips. Your farming his channel for easy content please stop

[@legendmarumi5264]

Technoblade does allow use of his clips like this one.

[@garbagetown9041]

how is this capitalism, it’s more like communism 😂😂😂😂

[@darthsicariustenebris8284]

*Clout*

[@thelittlething]

You need some new clips dude, you’ve used most of these before

[@lazarehouot1142]

Step 1: wait for technoblade to upload Oh-

[@FantasThicc]

Man stop milking this content i've seen it soo many times If you keeping doing this it will be the downfall of your channel Probably, i mean idk if it will i cant predict the future

[@mr.froschi6526]

Oh no the joke in the beginning about slavery is absolutly not funny and everybody who finds it funny is equally as bad as a slave trader we should all cancel technoblade for that instead of trying to achieve more impactful things or because i really dont actually care about this topic and just want to cancel someone...god damn it i really hate twitter.

[@pocketsand5216]

You alright over there?

[@deepthimdas8336]

He is talking about *SOME* people in Twitter who doesn't have anything better to do and simply finds things from the past, as in years ago, and try to cancel celebrities and other people for what they did wrong years ago and nobody cares about it. Other than the group of people who doesn't have anything better to do

[@vukrandjelovic1119]

@@pocketsand5216 he's mocking the twitter snowflakes aka the cancel culture

[@drgrandrayy1038]

My god if Techno says the word Finna he is going to be verbally murdered on Twitter

[@Megalodon-ww4qw]

Wow.. I can see nothing else but the same thing over and over again, just to get views? This is trash. We have already watched these things in your other videos.