Technoblade being my spirit animal for 10 minutes

[@Aviaidan]

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[@imtiaza7783]

First

[@ianboyer2224]

@@imtiaza7783 Literally no one cares. He's just self-promoting. I mean, seriously. This guy wants to make money to feed his family??? UNACCEPTABLE.

[@zeekistudios]

@@ianboyer2224 unacceptable of how rude you are, kiddo

[@ianboyer2224]

@@zeekistudios r/woooosh

[@Vvggjcxddd]

Hell no you just leach off KZbinrs for content you don’t deserve any subs

[@sepiasmith5065]

honorable mention: Skeppy: "you can't just keep bullying people on the internet" Techno: "that's what my teacher said and then I made it a career"

[@SannasCuliao]

700 likes and no comment bruh

[@sepiasmith5065]

@@SannasCuliao idk why that's weird? I've had people comment like this before and I'm ...? I don't understand. sometimes people just don't have anything to say. the original comment just said it all. /lh

[@MystiKayla27]

@@sepiasmith5065 clickbait comment because I've nothing to say either

[@SK90912]

what vid was that

[@iiqxf5]

2.9k likes, 8 comments.

[@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218]

“So many resources in Africa, i can’t get them all” *The British Empire would like to know your location*

[@tompirovano9755]

Comrade SKYSVR He said: “...It’s hard to steal all of them, but I must” there’s a big difference in meaning

[@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218]

Tom Pirovano but there’s no difference in the truth, both conquered that place as if there was gold on the trees.

[@alvarorodriguezperez3808]

Location: Africa

[@brunokrahenbuhl3004]

Technoblade never dies -> The Queen never dies

[@darealmouw9326]

Theres oil there aswell... America intensifies

[@clashthegamer4873]

The part where Techno says "I wouldn't say I'm a competitive person" after Wilbur just explained to Nikki the Great Potato war cracks me up every time

[@Sparemethestrike]

IKR

[@Rossmaryll]

Yup same

[@cyansus4227]

Wilbur is actually handsome lol

[@shotyew1435]

I can’t seem to find that clip in Wilburs compilation :/

[@jimmybronton8479]

Perfect timing

[@garythesnail8863]

Techno: “dibs on the planet” Everyone else: well I guess he owns the world now

[@maxwilson2318]

Gary The Snail Techno: actually claims the world Everyone: *suprised pikachu*

[@maha3684]

ah, Gary is with us :D

[@xavien_818]

Dibs on the whole universe

[@averagesundayfan]

*Understandable, have a nice day.*

[@fryingpanman1250]

Mom said it’s my turn with the planet >:(

[@Otleh17]

i was dying of laughter when he said im like batman but with parents XDDD

[@squid5400]

i am also like batman, but i dont wear a stupid costume

[@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334]

6 months later... Shit.

[@Sparemethestrike]

2:10

[@Sparemethestrike]

Blue Squid92, so you are rich, name Bruce, live in a mansion as a superhero, have a butler, have no parental figures, but don’t wear a stupid outfit

[@blopblep1179]

FUCK LMAO

[@420Zidane]

Ok listen, as a guy who just graduated college, Techno is absolutely right, college students need lasagna. And Stouffer's party size lasagna is like $15 for 12 servings of lasagna. Just a pro tip for you guys in college.

[@belisarius6949]

If you wish to get a degree, study for another 500 years!

[@Sparemethestrike]

I’m in middle school, and I eat more than Garfield eats lasagna

[@vibes6732]

We all need lasagna

[@jasmine8802]

What vid/stream is that?

[@cranberryjuice1234]

Jasmine technoblades KZbin video that’s called “grown man stabs children while talking about soap” honestly I live for techno’s commentary videos lol

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

Techno: Slavery is cringe. Also Techno: _Shhhh, I need cobblestone._

[@adenferguson2647]

“It’s not slavery when I do it”

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

lol

[@21enty]

the only time technoblade has ever cried is when wilbur got him to kill the ravager he spawned in wiburs newest video, and rhyt didnt add it. This is so sad.

[@enderfoxx8812]

f in the chat

[@charagender]

Also didn't include technoswear

[@georgeofhamilton]

What are you guys talking about?

[@canni8l]

@@georgeofhamilton a stream that happened on wilburs twitch ages ago its the rat one

[@greenthepokemontrainer3358]

could you gentleman please post the link to the stream

[@roryhemmings7860]

Do Technoblade not putting on better armor despite visibly having it in his inventory for 1 hour straight

[@myrech]

iron helmet is not better than gold or chain helmet you potato

[@georgi5637]

@@myrech it is though

[@randomuser8144]

@@myrech I think he means those times where he was wearing iron armor when there is diamond armor just laying around in his inventory

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

@@myrech iron kinda is

[@surge7372]

They give the same amount of armour, the only slight difference would be durability, which doesn't come into play in the games he plays.

[@beegis9084]

Hey- I call dibs on the planet

[@Sparemethestrike]

Love your account pic so much ever since I saw it in the hunger games

[@user-cn8xi4el6h]

Dangit, i cant believ he just did that

[@Sparemethestrike]

Again, wasn’t as bad as when he sat in the wrong chair, he got lucky they didn’t kill him

[@aetherheart1954]

I call dibs on whatever you called dibs on

[@chloeb2844]

Well shit what are we gonna do now

[@Sparemethestrike]

E

[@Sparemethestrike]

This was posted 8 minutes ago, and I gained more likes than I got subs in a year

[@layalsaleh4103]

@@Sparemethestrike literally 5 likes *f.*

[@Sparemethestrike]

This has more likes than subs on my channel, that’s as sad as what happened to the orphans

[@Sparemethestrike]

Layal Saleh, this has 260 likes?

[@Afiriss]

Anna Henrichsen I swear I see you everywhere

[@lucas1019s]

"no, I am very alone"

[@maha3684]

truly is my spirit animal

[@krizzyj1974]

He says calmly

[@user-py9qk]

Mood lol

[@tcatking9761]

8:43 the build up to "I wouldn't say Im competive" was priceless.

[@ki_shin]

It was🤣

[@crabbytomb9788]

Techno: *Farms potatoes for months on end just to reach number one and bully the kid he beat into second, because he could* Also Techno: "I wouldn't say i'm competitive..."

[@frankzeng8629]

it was pure luck that i got here somewhat early lol also the fact that techno completed smpearth and then got charged of "completing smpearth" as a crime is hilarious

[@Sparemethestrike]

Isn’t as bad as when he sat in the wrong chair

[@illleagueali982]

@@Sparemethestrike even hitler wouldn't do that.

[@Sparemethestrike]

As morty states “you’re like hitler, but even hitler liked Germany or something”

[@XanaWasTaken]

6:05 guys Technoblade has his own videos in his recommended

[@hugebuffman3619]

that's how big his ego is

[@tyohommia6482]

Brother?

[@natebit7167]

...Probably because he was looking at his own videos to show those clips

[@RamonSard]

And tf2

[@joshuawazny1523]

Oh man the part when he said, "I'm an atheist but I want God to at least hesitate before I go to hell" would be perfect in this vid.

[@somaniradhika]

I'm an atheist but when god sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate.

[@beywheelzhater8930]

A similar yet opposing energy to Christian's who know they are going to hell and just sort of accept it

[@breadlord7839]

@@somaniradhika i dont think he wi be abel to send me 2 hell cause he not real

[@somaniradhika]

@@breadlord7839 Is hell even real?

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

omg that’s such a raw freaking line

[@VortexAsha]

Techno: dude these orphans are getting destroyed. RandomHumanYT: my spirit animal oWo~

[@goodname6807]

My spirit animal oWo

[@nino4242]

"You got, like, a girl or something?" "No I'm very alone" Need I say more?

[@cyanide3508]

Wilbur: Hey, take this. We finally found our ruler. *Gives crown* Techno: Here, take this sharp one thousand sword. *Gives sword* Wilbur: Oy ya... *Dies laughing inside*

[@erkdemirozturkoglu9900]

1:33 slavery not cool *Breaking News: slavery drops to %0*

[@Nugcon]

+1 slavery is indeed not cool

[@wyattrobidoux4362]

slavery is *Cringe*

[@maha3684]

slavery cringe _hides the children in my basement_ slavery is cringe and ceiling gang

[@erkdemirozturkoglu9900]

9Maha9 ツ Now my parents are looking at me weird because of my laugh

[@User-kp9ix]

@Evan Scammell also techno in potato war video: If you have a problem, slavery is the answer

[@QuentacosIsMe]

0:34 “Brief soap on the wrist”

[@User-1939t9]

soap box

[@plorby]

@@User-1939t9 I thought I commented lol

[@Komody0924]

"Slavery not cool" "If hypixel has taught me anything its that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery." hmmm yes

[@tsumugi9880]

2b2t: and what he said is correct!

[@finndarling]

"i'm like *BATMAN!"* _"except i _*_still have parents!"_*

[@codenamefox5920]

Spirit trait: -Chaotic -Orphan's eternal fear -Fear of tnt -Never dies -Can easily break a diamond block -And much more

[@LoliMaster_1919]

Gosh, I miss him already. Fly high, potato king. Your legend lives on, rest easy

[@riptfmz]

Rip the legend himself. Rest in peace Technoblade you will be missed be lots

[@ktfergus]

"give me drugs or give me death." "We can give him drugs!; should we can give him drugs?" "we can give him death."

[@punmasterS-277]

This makes me go Yes. (Subscription earned).

[@nerocarias842]

No replies and pinned?

[@DerpoLink]

“These orphans are getting destroyed” best line techno has ever said

[@Psyan]

"Slavery is bad" Techno playing skyblock: *looks away*

[@infiniteangel2461]

Techno: dibs on the planet Everyone: haha ok sure *claims the Earth* Everyone: _you weren’t supposed to do that_

[@sqlointer]

5:22 marking for future use

[@Sparemethestrike]

Smart move, love how they said “am or pm”

[@angiechua5460]

nice pfp

[@user-wz1jh3rh7z]

Its from Jschlatt's SMPLive stream of the talent show

[@n0krbt]

Im looking for the original, like where is that from?

[@silentm0th]

5:24 this clip made me die of laughter but it was also really relatable 😂😂

[@mellmell7732]

The way he is so happy on these clips, makes me cry and smile at the same time.

[@Oegsbzusgwoe]

Rest in Peace Techno You were a legend

[@tpaceidni]

“usually- no i’m very alone- usually...” *the boys dying of laughter* “usually my sleep schedule gets destroyed and it just like alternates every week but minecraft monday is ruining this for me i have to like actually- stop laughing at my loneliness!”

[@th1rty788]

Someone was saying something about harry potter houses so i quoted Techno- "Anyone who stans harry potter is ravenclaw by definition"

[@aadvikbhargava3041]

Never thought I'd find out my true Spirit Animal

[@colin9164]

"Technoblade encouraging slavery"

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Girl: "Who's your spirit animal?" Me: "It's god himself." Girl: "Oh, so you're religious?" Me: "Yes, but actually no. It's Technoblade." Girl: "You're a keeper then."

[@greekterr0ru-i13]

Hey YOU

[@spitfire_flyer5659]

HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?

[@sylvia7961]

AGAIN

[@Migixkem]

I glad you watch technoblade comment God

[@prototypex9094]

i’ve seen you more times than i’ve seen my father you’re everywhere

[@alliu6562]

Technoblade is so good at comedic timing that he can create the best bit without even realizing he’s about to create a bit

[@gentlehues]

Techno: “Stop laughing at my loneliness” Schlatt: “HAHAHAH-“

[@thomasliu8777]

Techno in May: "Slavery is not cool" Now: USES SLAVES TO PRODUCE 80 MILLION POTATOS

[@grimestarr]

0:27 poor Josh, all he wanted was for Charlie to sit with him :(

[@Stikwithlove]

Literally no one: Techno’s: if you wish to defeat me train for another 200 hundred years

[@greenm.931]

Techno: i got fallen kingdom on loop everyone: why?!? Me: king

[@Aviaidan]

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[@rut5038]

blood for the blood god

[@owendyck7182]

I like how it says a brief soap on the wrist

[@mcswagg2943]

50% of them were me

[@kingarthur1367]

Grinch sim?

[@drasticmeasures3493]

Friend: What’s you’re spirit animal? Me: It’s complicated.

[@Sleepymel_]

“I’m like BATMAN!! Except I still have parents-“ LMFAOOOOOO

[@kazu-tb9om]

Alternate title: "Technoblade being my spirit animal for 10 minutes and half a stack

[@gustavofring4047]

That laugh at 3:42 is the greatest. He truly sounded like a blood-thirsty psychotic god of anarchy and I love it.

[@jackofclubs6229]

4:22 I still love how right after he opens chat to type about breaking the rules, the staff start RUSHING him

[@maximusthedude8305]

"This is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans" always gets me

[@vladnightmare]

This reason fully explains why I will miss him

[@scrizzl05]

Just because he's dead doesn't mean he stopped being my spirit animal.

[@herothecrow994]

Man, there will never be another KZbinr quite like Technoblade, will there. It’s great that we have all of the content he made while he was still here.

[@brundomartin7776]

Techno: *steals resources from Africa* Europeans:"first time?"

[@darkzzy.]

9:08 you can hear james charles’ laugh

[@maha3684]

why'd you have to do this to me-?

[@ae6331]

W-why?

[@ki_shin]

I-....you just made my day :DD

[@lil_savage446]

"Stop laughing at my lonelyness" is literally me

[@lydialiljeros9535]

RIP Technoblade

[@JediSteve-J3-]

We need a compilation of every "hey guys" at the start of technoblades streams

[@tarashi1162]

nononoonon its starting the streeaaaaam~~

[@noraliveslife]

WILBURS LAUGH IN THAT CLIP IS EVERYTHING

[@AlphaBeticallyCorrectness]

Techno: STOP LAUGHING AT MY LONELINESS. Schlatt: BAH!

[@yourlocal_therianstuff05]

6:20 that perfectly cut scream was the best perfectly cut scream I have ever heard 🤣

[@moistwrmonastring1017]

3:26 just... listen to him laughing for a second- I... it truely warms my heart, I fuckin’ love this pig

[@shinycats8476]

0:35 "Brief soap on the wrist"

[@kennydmajor]

“Slavery is Cringe” - Technoblade

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Rest easy legend

[@yeestermcgeester2087]

3:55 gave me flashbacks to the final episode of evangelion

[@spiceforspice3461]

same

[@imnotgaybut6408]

This is making me tear up now. I hope he gets better

[@puppersnifs9024]

Imma be honest, him ranting about his lasagna is probably the most relatable thing ever

[@vigilant3263]

3:55 was so wholesome

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

Wilbur describing the potato war, and then unmuting to Techno saying how he isn’t competitive KILLED me

[@orenj8460]

7:44 me explaining to my parent how i got the lowest score in the math test

[@impendingblessing2616]

Technoblade: 'group hug' *proceeds to slaughter everybody in the so called group hug*

[@DunkTasticMan]

8:58 Littlw boy? He’s going to university and your calling him little boy

[@LisianthusLeigh]

His name is squid kid so wilbur assumed he was a child

[@enderwalkgang]

@@LisianthusLeigh i mean. Skys userbsme in gamr was skythekid or somethinglike that. I think the dude made a sky vs squid refrence in his username.

[@foxinabox_6626]

9:08 that is the most genuine laughter I've ever heard come from Wilbur oh my god

[@Raahenedustus]

may he rest in peace.

[@awesomeaman113]

“Stop laughing at my loneliness”

[@thedarthcader7055]

When Technoblade stops uploading and you can only resort to watching randomhumanYT compalations of techno

[@chaoticclonestudios]

Technoblade: slavery is cringe also technoblade on skyblock: of hypixels taught me anything the answer is SLAVERY

[@lemoncardboard4877]

5:35 is pretty much a convo I literally had with my friends a week ago

[@_.shapeshifter._]

I went blind then fainted when the elbows of power and beauty were shown to these unworthy eyes

[@TheBloodGod104]

"I used to rule the world" ah yes that brings back memories

[@Dredey04]

“And I bought Lasagna, don’t ask questions... So I bought-“

[@LabsterLobster]

"No I'm very alone"- Techno

[@Beanz-on-Toast]

"I'm like batman but I still have parents" damn techno can't even keep his personal lore straight, I thought orphans ripped his parents limb from limb in front of his very eyes.

[@Missing-Ace]

I like how all of smp earth got mad a technoblade for doing the thing he said he was going to do

[@ngljustwannavibe]

God I love how he doesn’t take hardly anything seriously and when he does, it’s in the most memeing way possible

[@scrubgamerplayz6327]

Poor techno :((

[@acevadergames2260]

I like the staff “congratulations” for techno part it’s nice

[@_Buggin]

GOD this is so sad

[@locoislost]

I laughed SO HARD at the Technoblade elbow reveal-

[@samuelc70]

techno drag queen am i right technosimps

[@crusader1202]

Technoblade: I ate the lasagna and it was gone 14 yr old college students: so moving

[@21enty]

pogchampsecond

[@leopizzza2956]

The part where the staff members gather to congratulate techno is so wholesome

[@Magikcookies]

techno's old voice on his skin feels so weird

[@questionmarques]

his humor is dark/competetive and i live for it