my head has returned to a normal shape

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Will I add you as a friend? NO, PLS STOP ASKING LOL

[@oscarvanderhooft1299]

11:39 best moment I love how Techno doesn't edit this kinda stuff out

[@georgeofhamilton]

Well, it's part of his persona.

[@pouncelygrin6699]

I was wheezing xD

[@goose8085]

He would but doesnt feel like it

[@mohammad6608]

AAAAAAAAAA

[@instantchaos2385]

why would he? it's a great content

[@Swu1863]

Anybody else notice that his username the whole time was "squarehead".

[@alastair116]

I noticed and started wondering if anyone else noticed

[@aguy2990]

@@alastair116 same

[@mcmonkey26]

he usually makes his nick something related to the topic of the video

[@aguy2990]

@@mcmonkey26 I’ve also noticed that

[@noodlesdorkenson4674]

Yes

[@mrdot9453]

If you look *very VERY* closely at 0:00 you can see the video is starting

[@LackingSkill]

lol

[@furiousitymc7364]

Lol

[@town9719]

Oh damn, your right!

[@AgarPriizeActivate]

I missed it because the video started when I clicked on the video.

[@yarin4738]

MrDot OMG

[@PersonManManManMan]

9:18 His entire Battle plan is to make doors, I can respect that

[@lolaxo3868]

I love how techno’s nick always fits the conversation

[@abigailtrent1612]

9:45 that guy is "adoorable"

[@The-ff8mv]

Pigs can fly

[@roguepanda9576]

oh

[@salmonandtrout4813]

COOL

[@root-beer]

Flies can pig

[@alejandraaguirre5341]

I did not know this

[@michaelcherokee8906]

I love the fact that he kills a guy named SquareHead while talking about how his own head had just stopped being square.

[@Eood04]

11:39 Manliest Scream ever

[@someguytm9241]

Mans better be eating the greatest burrito ever rn.

[@ratboysrule]

“Nerd killed by squarehead” I died.

[@ho7mer]

"enjoy the ban" ah yes, the salt

[@Pyrospower]

"Limits are meant to be broken" FINAL FANTASY

[@ynntari2775]

8:56 - Technoblade's fighting strategy is just exploiting your gamer pc framerate advantage. He moves around without lagging and the dude keeps aiming at his ghost that is still standing still.

[@BreakthroughGD]

"There's a truck in the background." Just as you say, a truck drives past my house.

[@elvirahage7019]

2:20 Techo is a savage And Some time later, A WILD NOOB APPEARED! NOOB used Trash Talk, Its not very effective.

[@chukoyo]

Techno: Burrito >>>> fans

[@zSPC]

Burritos are literally the best food to ever exist.

[@douche6106]

i like how techno nicks himself about the topicks he is talking abt

[@cubxneby281]

Yay your head is now a square instead of a circle or ovlie

[@dhruv9047]

This guy has the luckiest and unluckiest life

[@sahilthanki4004]

May the blocks be with you.

[@samanthavo8298]

Ginger: Hey and you guys play skywars? AciDic: Yea but this on player keeps kicking my ass Hanna: is it Piggy27? AciDic: yea! Piggy27 Techno: who's the piggy27? Shadow: I heard he can wipe out an entire army of skeletons! Techno: Really!? **Techno turns around to minecraft** Welcome back Piggy27

[@karlow7220]

imagine that guy who said enjoy the ban be like bruh

[@jetthetabaxi3115]

9:27 his island is called... Mordor

[@myle1809]

at least the door guy survive to the end...

[@five_bits9377]

I have no idea why but when he said that he missed eating burritos I actually laughed outloud

[@lilypower8716]

HOW did a pig become the most feared minecraft PvPer!

[@Leon-rj9me]

Rip Panda's youtube, Lego's prob going to rant about it

[@bendeal2439]

best thumbnail ever dude.

[@Sam-se5vs]

Proud member of the Techno guild here.

[@liamwtf8859]

the only skywars videos i will willingfully watch

[@fireflyneville]

Idk what to comment, but i always leave a comment on Techno's videos so here's my god damn comment.

[@D4_Four]

The letter A in the thumbnail seems sussy

[@earthliving6558]

at 2:16 you turned into a final fantasy nurd (nothing bad about that)

[@LithiumSkin]

I just realized that only people with the YT or youtuber rank can nickname their player

[@nbagodz5348]

U were talking about ur head and at 1:30 u killed a guy named Squarehead XD

[@AgarPriizeActivate]

GoDz BattleSkillz No, Techno just nicked himself to "SquareHead" lol

[@BuoyCraft12]

no, his nick was squarehead

[@Auhrrr]

GoDz BattleSkillz facepalm

[@OblivionsEdge]

GoDz BattleSkillz omg that was his nick 🤦‍♂️

[@jakeek9347]

GoDz BattleSkillz ultimate facepalm

[@PurpleFX1]

WOW how are you at 130K? it was just yesterday when you got yt rank at like 25K as a suprise :O you have come so far! i have been subbed since like 600ish subs (i watched since daily episodes of blitz)

[@mintco9242]

PurpleFX wtf

[@imoakley5943]

you should hope your brain changes back to normal by normal i mean to normal human size

[@pachireesu]

he never had a brain, what are you talking about xD

[@dank-memedeutschlandtm4385]

Just Hearing em saying "I become minecraft", makes you say (Holy moly)!

[@liamwtf8859]

" thought i became minecraft"DEA D LOLOOL

[@heatherdunlap6063]

There is a staff called TechnoMaster

[@iotaaurigae]

You're a blockhead, Charlie Brown.

[@Emvipi]

Dat scream though...

[@meeper46]

It's suspicious how he is 2 hitting certain people who have atleast both iron and diamond armour with an un enchanted diamond sword

[@robespierre2575]

When you thought they were joking when they said be there or be square

[@YiftachC]

my mom always says my head will get the shape as the pc if i won't stop playing a lot its confirmed now!!!!!!!!

[@Flash-yb8ls]

Imagine getting killed by a person who didn't came to the party and became a square head.

[@Connuh]

doode my head is a triangle

[@tracey2227]

Techno, I am One Of Your Techno's, TechnoDaPig

[@thespud1094]

if techno were to ever play rogue lineage, well oop there goes the meta.

[@Jaocob.]

Rip legend

[@notjon2708]

Square is a real shape

[@LegacyBowYT]

3:01 SINCE WHEN HAS TECHNO EDITED HIS VIDEOS !?!??

[@moondreamgames9371]

When he said "Wait, There is a truck in the background" I thought he said "Wait, there is a shark in the background"

[@golemqueen1988]

3:29 my experience in hypixel uhc in a nutshell (if they were actually hacking obvi)

[@spellboooked6597]

awhh and i was enjoying techno fail at video games

[@darkexelive]

OmG TECHNO YOU SOUND HAPPy now listen nerddd

[@bear6236]

dave never dies

[@z̈q]

His nick was Squarehead 💀

[@Incurring]

I liked the video because he said meme magic so many times

[@realauger96]

#TechnoGuild IGN : TechnoDrew Was GamingDrew but changed for the sake of the guild

[@u2candraw]

Gaming Drew d

[@tackto6803]

Techno BTW I'm putting in past occupations in my job application as ' #TechnoGuild ' Thanks for the job

[@ian606]

part of the meme magic is that def ib and tapl will always be mc trasppers and never pvpers

[@deej3011]

I hope the guild isnt full when I can change my name

[@artofpvp4617]

if u play clash Royale then you'll immediately know that technoblade is the ram rider's brother

[@wroetored]

oh lol i put shant pack v5's glass into mine

[@Ethan-cu7lx]

11:40, you're welcome

[@cmf9405]

technoblade am i dead

[@mr.hentai_music1791]

We will all miss u bro ❤️

[@pgafan2354]

It was zyphalopagus on an alt.

[@HqckFN]

6:38 xMadBladex joined your guild???? I thought your guild was for Techno's only?????

[@frenchempire9471]

The a on the be lookin kinda sus

[@samsaws]

Techno Every Time I Watch One Of Ur Skywars Videos Its Always The Map Dwarven Lol

[@MrTurkeyNoodles]

I thought we nerds didn't have normal heads...

[@iTinyChiny]

now i imagined technos head from the cooking w/ technoblade video inflated to the size of a lopsided watermelon did you really have to use this title im scarred for life

[@shr1mpleTV]

Basically your head was lie WillNEs one

[@5tripedTailz]

holy the fps in this video looks more than 60

[@papazype]

If any1 wants the name 'TechonBlatant' or 'TechnoBladeant' feel free to take it.

[@tmzory159]

"I just talked about the shape of my head, for like, y'know 2 and a half minutes" *video hasn't even passed the one minute mark*

[@rahulram4963]

Gael he said "like" lol

[@Firgon72]

He forgot to start the recording

[@Username-1939t9]

that's how fast his brain was going

[@duceysanem]

Gaelbagel editing

[@TheCourts]

Hm it’s almost like editing exists

[@Helpicantthinkofanything]

“I thought I just played to much Minecraft so I became Minecraft.” -Technoblade, 2017

[@animemusic1334]

L

[@effie410]

Too*

[@sillysara657]

0:21

[@ceticx]

you are what you eat, wait no

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

I Am Become Minecraft

[@CatInSand1]

techno doesn't care about your race. You're still worth the same amount of coins

[@axolost]

oMg TeCHnoBlAdE RaCIsT!!!!1!!! UnSUUbbIngG!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111?1111!!!!

[@ok-pv7fw]

Lol

[@ok-pv7fw]

@@axolost u not ok U want a hug? 🤗 Take

[@snoovian7951]

@@ok-pv7fw it's a joke, that's why they used that kinda writing

[@ok-pv7fw]

@@snoovian7951 ikt

[@ShadyBD_]

Dang it I was studying, but clearly Technoblade stabbing people for coins is way more important

[@abdallahzatar5133]

TheShadyNerd same!

[@TheGamer4000]

TheShadyNerd YASSSSSS

[@BreakthroughGD]

nerd

[@cmj8158]

BreakThrough Ur a nerd

[@rahulram4963]

TheShadyNerd there goes 15-20 years of your life xD

[@Auhrrr]

"I thought since i played so much minecraft, I became minecraft" this had me in tears lmao

[@envoxity9544]

*"Upload or be square"* *-Sun Tzu, The Art of War*

[@kittycat-sc7je]

Guess he’s not a *ROUND*

[@envoxity9544]

@@kittycat-sc7je so that's why he never uploads...

[@ynntari2775]

How does he pay attention to EVERYTHING at once? The game, the chat, the chests, the enemies, his stuff, the thing he's talking about… AT THE SAME TIME

[@flfstf8433]

Adhd brain things

[@01TacocaT10]

Thats honestly what made him such a unique youtuber. He wasnt a youtuber who just commented on the game they were playing and had no substance to the conversation, or a youtuber who just tells stories with random unrelated gameplay in the background. Watching him felt like listening to a friend in a discord vc while he screen shares, which felt way more connected and comforting. Rip to the legend

[@randomuser9482]

the power of adhd

[@navaire]

He's just really good at video games

[@archs1ay3r3]

Multitasking is a very essential and a good skill to have.

[@kotarinn]

"enjoy the ban" Me: Do i smell SALT?

[@gavinm3328]

What does salt smell like?

[@kotarinn]

@@gavinm3328 it smells like salt, very interesting i know

[@pb_x]

ah yes, salt smells like salt

[@georgeofhamilton]

Well, I think that if some salt entered your nose, you'd smell something.

[@kotarinn]

@@georgeofhamilton oof

[@iSparkton]

3:53 sorrE :3

[@natakem6620]

Lmfao ik this is 3 years ago but thats quite funny

[@akshaybharadwaj3646]

Hi nice packs anyway

[@alliuumduo]

sorrE?

[@LittleYusuf]

A square head huh? I reccommend doing a face reveal, it helps.

[@deriver]

Because he totally hasn't done that before in a video titled, "Cooking With Technoblade" or something like that.

[@saphir7897]

I feel like if he did a face reveal it would kind of ruin the faceless commentator on people's stupidity that he is. Same if he had a facecam while playing. A facecam for something as repetitive as playing the same game all the time and only ranting about stuff isn't necessary.

[@Jay-629]

He's shown his face

[@saucecake2475]

Multiple times he has already loll

[@PurpleFX1]

uhhhhhhhh he has done a face reveal

[@diemondddd]

Techno: oval? ovular? Me: ovaries

[@rahulram4963]

Isaac Kong ;)

[@ravrav6433]

no

[@pb_x]

Rev Rav agreed

[@_username]

Keep it kid friendly PLEASE

[@helloworld2409]

Ah yes children are not allowed to know biology

[@av2678]

I miss "Welcome guyss, To another episode of skywars!!" :(

[@faithpal-iwin319]

11:40 that scream

[@chukoyo]

I thought this is some later video and 2017?!! Man honestly he doesn’t change

[@hannapeyton]

Awww the thumbnail is so cute ;-;

[@stresseddictator1849]

Notice me

[@mcraider3933]

@@stresseddictator1849 ok halloooo

[@spongebobsquarepants202]

look at this comment from 3 years ago

[@Welokedogs]

@@spongebobsquarepants202 iyep

[@righn5780]

the a in the title is sus

[@LittleYusuf]

13:44 Technoblade is communist confirmed.

[@megavolt1208]

nerd

[@marmqr]

no u

[@eckstheorphanmurderer1038]

no hes an anarchist not a communist /hj

[@Brokenashes420]

Anyone else see the among us guy in thumb nail

[@diveaker412]

I think you’ve played a bit too much amongus

[@KawaiiSquadMC]

Rest in peace Technoblade 🐷👑🕊️💞

[@nirvaanmehta8691]

“A truck can’t disguise your footsteps” is going to be my senior quote

[@H5AAIsAPig]

glad ur feeling better after that surgery. we're glad you're back to normal :) wait, techno is never normal xD

[@arcticedge2022]

You over use “emojis” too much.

[@nunuright8166]

it ruines the joke i agree

[@cloudy-nx4uo]

But if he’s never normal, that means being abnormal would be normal, threfore meaning he is normal.

[@TheAtomicPotato]

It's his own kind of normal.

[@chefbenito1]

simp

[@AquilaPainWhy]

I love how whenever there's a player better than them, they immediately call them a hacker and reports them lol, always boosts my ego :)

[@digital_writer_9480]

or you're just bad at everything such as me and die to gravity. The gravity's using cheats people.

[@AquilaPainWhy]

@@digital_writer_9480 based

[@digital_writer_9480]

@@AquilaPainWhy what's that mean?

[@AquilaPainWhy]

@@digital_writer_9480 Based - A word used when you agree with something; or when you want to recognize someone for being themselves, i.e. courageous and unique or not caring what others think. -Urban dictionary

[@digital_writer_9480]

@@AquilaPainWhy Lol. Thanks for the compliment I guess. :D