worth noting that guild chat can be reported by anyone who sees it (._.)
@NixTempest7 жыл бұрын
Technoblade Plz invite
@subFN7 жыл бұрын
+Technoblade I'm friends with someone in the techno guild username: tecnoblad
@SafeNut7 жыл бұрын
you need a technoblade name dummy
@opes98347 жыл бұрын
Could you invite me to the guild? My IGN is TechnoScrub! I am terrible and a techno!
@littledoomy32977 жыл бұрын
#technoguild IGN: TechnoPwnda
@haris67724 жыл бұрын
imagine making a pig skin with a crown as a meme and suddenly your skin is the face of minecraft pvp
@animatedlife33054 жыл бұрын
It sounds dumb but it is true
@spleefyleafy83223 жыл бұрын
I Wonder Who Made It Tho?
@spleefyleafy83223 жыл бұрын
Does Anyone Know?
@hellothere12163 жыл бұрын
@@spleefyleafy8322 nah man techno just found it, I don’t think anyone knows who made it but he/she is a legend
@spleefyleafy83223 жыл бұрын
Hello There Indeed
@shelbyteague79284 жыл бұрын
Aight I got my senior quote: “I blame the college board for everything” - Technoblade
@donuts5644 жыл бұрын
10:15
@ghjklkop78683 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how colleges work so I guess I won't get this joke ever
@jackson-a-box39463 жыл бұрын
Mine is going to be when he said “You can’t run from your problems, they have enderpearls”
@annika65923 жыл бұрын
@@ghjklkop7868 ik this comment is 7 months old lol but if you still don't know what collegeboard is, they're the organization that makes AP exams and SATS and also grades those tests i think. it's not an actual college lol
@AhmedHassan-lv6ld3 жыл бұрын
@@annika6592 you can still blame them for everything
@Beppojoe7 жыл бұрын
That was the best air shot!
@Electy3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@frankcastle18623 жыл бұрын
@@Electy WTF
@chazz29953 жыл бұрын
The Syrian bombing?
@NeverTrollsGG3 жыл бұрын
yooooo
@AustPro3 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmmm
@darkchocospy70805 жыл бұрын
1:23 “probably shouldn’t be sending death threats” Me: *minecraft Monday week 5 flashbacks*
@PotatoPizza4204 жыл бұрын
Melodyless how was it scary...?
@PotatoPizza4204 жыл бұрын
Scuffed gamer the dude deleted his comment. I was confused for a second reading what I wrote but now I remember
@dirtplug_57763 жыл бұрын
your like a second off jsyk
@omnitroph15014 жыл бұрын
9:11 you see, this is actually a metaphor for the cold war, with Technoblade representing America.
@Electy3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@thestatic3 жыл бұрын
Nice timestamp
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago72 жыл бұрын
LMAO it could also be that Technoblade represented Germany in WW1
@Eldritch_the_enderman_mage3 күн бұрын
@@Electywhat why are you here
@jacobpinson28344 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: "I guess I can't say the specifics of the question because *I signed a contract* of academic integrity when I took the test that I would never talk about the contents" earlier in the video: most of the test was this political cartoon about Andrew Jackson
@real.bingus7 жыл бұрын
Techno, you haven't talked about your hot elbows in a while. How are they doing? Are you polishing them 2 times every hour?
@blockcamp5 жыл бұрын
Im not late
@sillycat42735 жыл бұрын
Satty yes you are
@ty39_5 жыл бұрын
not late at all
@sillycat42735 жыл бұрын
Ty early in fact
@ty39_5 жыл бұрын
so close to that 1mil sub elbow reveal
@Cocoalicious77702 жыл бұрын
This was the first technoblade video i had watched. I had long since stopped playing and watching minecraft but the title piqued my interest. I was so surprised by how entertaining i found this random dude talking about random stuff over the highest level minecraft gameplay id ever seen. Im really glad that i found this channel, technoblades videos helped keep me going in some really dark periods of my life. Rest well. “Technoblade never dies”
@zealeos17442 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to find the first techno video I ever watched. I know it was one of his skywars commentary videos but I'm not sure which one. I want to find it though just for old times sakes. Good on you for actually remembering what your first video of his you saw was lol.
@everythingdolphins15532 жыл бұрын
@@zealeos1744 mine was absolutly destroying a minecraft tournament
@undisputedwrestling Жыл бұрын
Mine was “I have to win Mr. Beast’s 10,000 Dollar Refrigerator”
@Andreas-qg8jj7 жыл бұрын
"Did I get blocks?" *checks all chests 3 times* "I didn't get blocks"
@hall0o0823 жыл бұрын
It has been 4 years, do you still watch him???
@colliecell2 жыл бұрын
@@hall0o082 its been 4 years and you still get no bitches
@Dawud12310 ай бұрын
@@hall0o082it has been 6 years, and yes
@UltraPancake-qe6vh10 ай бұрын
@@Dawud123 who doesn’t
@yahav8977 жыл бұрын
Did you know that Japanese bees have an amazing strategy for killing hornets? When a hornet invades a beehive, hundreds of bees swarm and engulf the hornet and start vibrating, raising their temperature to 47 degrees celsius. Hornets die at 46 degrees, and bees die at 48 degrees. However, the bees must be careful - there's only one degree that could be critical, and lead them to their own death.
@evzenofficial7 жыл бұрын
ur a Nerd, litterly and figuratively
@justinkerkman88487 жыл бұрын
Evzen Ur speling of literally is grete
@Jay-6297 жыл бұрын
wtf we don't learn here
@evzenofficial7 жыл бұрын
thanks m9
@Quackky7 жыл бұрын
Evzen do you mean literally not litterly?
@kaleemhannan84807 жыл бұрын
i love how on the thumbnail there's a kid shouting 'HAX'
@emwrsk6 жыл бұрын
n1yaz 69 likes ayyy
@espressocookie89654 жыл бұрын
I was watching the chat the whole time to see if someone actually called Hacks. no one did.
@NoOne-we5jh3 жыл бұрын
I thoight it said yay
@spleefyleafy83223 жыл бұрын
No One Same
@kaleemhannan84803 жыл бұрын
@@spleefyleafy8322 me ✨replying to comments on a technoblade video I left 2 years ago ✨
@just_a_guy14763 жыл бұрын
Imagine being that guy that made that skin and all of a sudden it is the most recognizable skin in the game. Nobody would believe that he made it too. Lol
@aferotorrington19093 жыл бұрын
Captain sparkles made it
@just_a_guy14763 жыл бұрын
@@aferotorrington1909 oof
@Lumegrin3 жыл бұрын
@@aferotorrington1909 actually?
@Lumegrin3 жыл бұрын
@KingOfPugs wow
@oskarsteparyuk62917 жыл бұрын
Why do people even play skywars anymore when the sick new Turbo Kart Racers update came out
@russkiyfan43935 жыл бұрын
sad. This comment is 2 years old and I'm the first to reply to it
@HawluchaMCPE5 жыл бұрын
sad
@ushabhatnagar45795 жыл бұрын
Sad
@cel88884 жыл бұрын
poq_y they could not appreciate tkr
@kat124444 жыл бұрын
sad
@thatweirdguy3697 жыл бұрын
I listened to Hamilton before my test in history a little while back and I never studied. I ended up getting an A.
@ghjklkop78683 жыл бұрын
Who? Lewis Hamilton?
@dragongames63323 жыл бұрын
@@ghjklkop7868 steve
@nin24943 жыл бұрын
@@ghjklkop7868 the musical.
@dirtplug_57763 жыл бұрын
@@ghjklkop7868 no anthony hamilton
@duckofsvalbard63 жыл бұрын
@@ghjklkop7868 the musical. Every song is a banger, give it a listen.
@me-cp7he3 жыл бұрын
I heavily relate to Techno’s study style of barely studying and acing tests but I usually feel bad for my friends instead of basking in their anger.
@tenslice9795 жыл бұрын
"no death threats" This needs to be a technoblade everything rule. Poor Carson
@aristotleshadow92963 жыл бұрын
well this aged well
@tenslice9793 жыл бұрын
@@aristotleshadow9296 testicles
@tackto68037 жыл бұрын
9:18 Oh look a passerby techno what a great person definately not me calling out myself in the video
@nishiize3 жыл бұрын
Lmao hello IfartoutTechno [NERD]
@IsrarZarif3 жыл бұрын
nerd
@soafaking7 жыл бұрын
Some say he is still saying "ooooooooooo" till this very day
@InfinityAgario-vf9fu7 жыл бұрын
MY NAME HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH TECHNOBLADE IGN- Bladenotech #Technoguild
@Hogdideryeets6 ай бұрын
These videos are more entertaining than most of the other Minecraft videos in recent days
@plasmastormel59404 жыл бұрын
Nothing is more scary than watching techno’s stare as he figures out what you are doing
@fireflyneville7 жыл бұрын
No gg.
@rexy6497 жыл бұрын
yup i was that one
@blockcamp5 жыл бұрын
@@rexy649 wait rly
@TherealSwagJack4 жыл бұрын
Your name sucks bro
@ecc94624 жыл бұрын
Lol don’t lie kid that was me who said no gg
@2036za4 жыл бұрын
@@ecc9462 Lol don’t lie kid that was me who said no gg
@rosieleaverton2 жыл бұрын
There's something comforting to me about hearing him so energetic and happy and joking around
@cryo18403 жыл бұрын
looks like i’m binging this playlist again... techno talking about life is great background noise while studying.
@avighnashkumar50997 жыл бұрын
Techno stating rules: "No death threats..." Techno commentating: "please die"
@alexxiao99974 жыл бұрын
avighnash it’s not a death threat. It’s a request.
@elicokelet91134 жыл бұрын
"The college board bombed Syria" -Technoblade 2017
@alliemtf94413 жыл бұрын
When I play skywars I usually think to myself, “wow, these players have absolutely no idea what they’re doing” but then I watch techno’s vids and I see how much more intelligent players have become
@coricognitions4 жыл бұрын
the AP tests are a joke the only studying i did for AP Euro was the day of the exam and i passed. I even wrote the main essay on the wrong time period.
@icysliceydicey3 жыл бұрын
i know this is 5 months late but: judging by the time of your reply, you got the ezpz version of the AP test they used for distance learning last year Secondly, a “pass” in an AP is like, what, a 4? Thats not exactly something to brag about
@coricognitions3 жыл бұрын
@@icysliceydicey I took the AP Euro test before COVID, in person, and I got a 5.
@beckeratlas3 жыл бұрын
@@icysliceydicey also the covid ap tests were not easier, the stuff wasn't loading properly and everything was based on the essay so people who are stronger in the multiple choice part were kinda screwed (and from what I've heard,,, grading was even more scuffed that time because I had friends who did terrible essays and got 5s and I did so much work and worked my ass off for my essay and had gotten As on all practices, and got a 2)
@elizabethkasner57993 жыл бұрын
@@beckeratlas the grading was definitely scuffed plus ut not being any mc was not fun at all
@spectrogaming90247 жыл бұрын
Techno blade can use his army and be the first to get a 95 kill mega game
@apogfox36243 жыл бұрын
It is hilarious how the outro is about talking about skyways update but techno has linked his latest video
@toxwinplayz2 жыл бұрын
It's just unreal to watch his videos while knowing that he is no longer with us. Ive been crying and sitting on my bed for the past 3 days thinking about it. Please don't forget this man. I want everyone who sees this comment to try to spread his legacy. Tell your friends about him and when you grow up tell your kids about him. He's done way too much for this community to be forgotten.
@benjaminsettlemire70062 жыл бұрын
Let's hope he's immortalized in the internet history books.
@cybersheep96967 жыл бұрын
Techno I didn't know who Andrew Jackson was until this video thank you, you just saved me paying attention in one of my history lessons
@ninjamurai3133 жыл бұрын
I don’t have pants, ok we’re gonna die -Technoblade 2017
@xxspacekidxx82353 жыл бұрын
Insane to think about the fact that I was in middle school when this was uploaded. I literally could have been watching Technoblade in sixth grade
@s.o.k.13933 жыл бұрын
I studied for the APUSH test using the exact same cartoon of Andrew Jackson stepping on the Constitution that he did
@christianbryan69613 жыл бұрын
13:39 Hmm yes, Ranboo looks like a video about skywars updates
@dreamypupper40803 жыл бұрын
i predict youtube will recommend this 3 years later
@mariusmccormack59033 жыл бұрын
Why did I get recommended this three years later 😂 probably because it was technos latest upload
@cutg27227 жыл бұрын
Loud screaming at the beginning-grapeapplesause reference
@spencera32914 жыл бұрын
This video was very useful for my world history exam focusing on Andrew Jackson
@DawleyDude Жыл бұрын
I hope Technodad uploads 3 more vids to get this channel to 1000 vids! There must be hours of unreleased footage, maybe even some compilations of his best clutches or biggest wins or funniest moments etc, anything to keep this channel alive
@nithinmanivannan9243 жыл бұрын
anyone else here after 3 years, and noticed that he changed the outro card to his latest video
@flukentws7 жыл бұрын
Hax!
@suikersuiker7 жыл бұрын
xFluke no shit sherlock
@flukentws7 жыл бұрын
legit L ...
@poshcatterson17907 жыл бұрын
Planke technoblade and look at his ranked k/d (I do not actually think he hacks)
@LateLlamaALT7 ай бұрын
Its a bright new day. You come home from school to watch this video. ❤ This comment will be lost forever in the comment section however i want to acknowledge everyone in the comments is a actual person that makes it even more crazy. If you see this comment just know dont give up.
@zqria2 ай бұрын
thank you 🖤
@keara21543 жыл бұрын
damn but 4 AP TESTS?!?! and self studying for 2 of them too
@abhijitsinghsidhu-jaid55783 жыл бұрын
Man his videos are very re watchable.
@S7or3 жыл бұрын
These are still legendary in 2021
@Iam_kek4 жыл бұрын
I read the title as "the critism of princess Andrew"
@benjaminsettlemire70062 жыл бұрын
It almost feels wrong to watch these videos now knowing what happens 5 years later.
@bobbersonpotatoe82294 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone searching this title and finding this
@llia84423 жыл бұрын
They claim he doesn't post often yet I keep coming across precious technoblade content. I am BLESSED.
@abigailtrent16127 жыл бұрын
I'm eating pizza
@taetaehyungei81487 жыл бұрын
Lol same Pepperoni
@pensive9557 жыл бұрын
Abigail Trent eating McDonald's
@Jacob-wm1do7 жыл бұрын
lol eating ass
@dong83317 жыл бұрын
Abigail Trent share
@sssquirrelyalt2 ай бұрын
Can I have a piece
@ancrusis25392 жыл бұрын
Feels weird watching this
@urarockasalad19907 жыл бұрын
Hey TechnoBlade! Nice video! I cant wait for the next one :)
@throwaray5 жыл бұрын
I have never had a day without your videos cheering me up before. PLZ SEND MORE GOOD CONTENT
@momoofckyu33483 жыл бұрын
I can imagine Techno committing identity fraud somehow 🧍🏼♀️
@DuoFaceGaming3 жыл бұрын
Andrew Jackson been real quiet since this disstrack released
@masonisgoofy4 жыл бұрын
WAIT YOU'VE LISTENED TO HAMILTON- I thought you couldn't get any cooler, I was wrong 😔🤚
@hannuh21954 жыл бұрын
Melodyless theatre kids unite
@chrisbarnes78044 жыл бұрын
@@hannuh2195 theater kids disband
@DaDerpyCarrot4 жыл бұрын
eeyyyyy
@atramirez20083 жыл бұрын
Technoblade:no death threats Also technoblade: No life only death
@user-bk2us1jj5m3 жыл бұрын
it’s been five minutes and i haven’t comprehended anything that’s happened since technoblade said he just- just found his skin. HOW DO I COPE WITH THIS INFORMATION
@v35p3r43 жыл бұрын
I've got it a challenge Techno wont pass : Win a game with no one calling hax on you
@guitarromanticsearchadvent28147 жыл бұрын
If you watch closely, you can see the screen turns black at 13:56.
@r4ngegaming1917 жыл бұрын
GG m8 You got me ;P
@bobbybkh14717 жыл бұрын
DilanPlayz no get out
@Caelin7 жыл бұрын
DilanPlayz nope, at 13:57
@Hehatenathan7 жыл бұрын
DilanPlayz thats where your wrong it ends at 13:57
@bigpromy30937 жыл бұрын
DilanPlayz doesn't turn black at any time for me
@ynntari27752 жыл бұрын
Is this one of the earliest Techno videos ever? It won't tell me the date
@Dreuft2 жыл бұрын
I bet you are like 7
@Dreuft2 жыл бұрын
Dude this is from 2017
@ynntari27752 жыл бұрын
Alright, keep beting
@jungkookiepoe81242 жыл бұрын
I miss him...
@ayrei15037 жыл бұрын
I wanna see a 100 player mega walls game with the techno guild where everyone goes mole and destroys the map lmao
@etourdie4 жыл бұрын
You aren't allowed to mention anything in the P-SAT. That's why everybody in my school was talking about the ridiculous amounts of cheese that Wisconsin makes every year for the week following the test
@KuroSenju2 жыл бұрын
the guy that made the Technoblade skin must probably feel like a king
@hunt-wolfbit5327 жыл бұрын
If you want to join the Guild put your IGN under this comment, and I will add you! Remember it needs to be a techno name EDIT: Gave up responding. You will have an invite when you log on. If you are in a guild once I invite you, that is your problem.
@jamesmathie26967 жыл бұрын
#TechnoGuild IGN: TechnoSuede
@benkarlston54957 жыл бұрын
Why does it need to be a techno name?
@hunt-wolfbit5327 жыл бұрын
It is like the one thing you need to do.
@reshiwashere7 жыл бұрын
Technofame - Hunt my name change is in one day unfortunately
@hunt-wolfbit5327 жыл бұрын
You should change your name to Technowek or something so that I can add you!
@jacobg84363 жыл бұрын
The origins of the legendary pvp skin
@Silverbell19962 жыл бұрын
The amount of times I've come here to hear criticism of Andrew Jackson, and yet only now do I realise there IS none! 🤣🤣 (This is wat happens when u think you'll listen properly to a vid while playing it as bg noise)
@danielhamer90077 жыл бұрын
The sweet sound of your voice in the background keeps me from smashing in my monitor from all this Skywars BS
@iovyiamb3 жыл бұрын
I’m starved for content. Watching a video from three years ago lol
@jeshegames5 жыл бұрын
Techno coffee left the guild twice as I finished making my coffee and take the first sip.
@jeshegames5 жыл бұрын
4:25
@protonebow68247 жыл бұрын
My ign is SkyDoesCampingRusherBestGingerZyperBlade
@maxcampos19417 жыл бұрын
Unstoppable Miner you rusher
@Book-xc9xo7 жыл бұрын
Unstoppable Miner max is 16 chars
@protonebow68247 жыл бұрын
TwoTapL that was commented 2 months ago...
@Book-xc9xo7 жыл бұрын
ik, just wanted to say
@brennancollins81037 жыл бұрын
Unstoppable Miner make it 7 months
@PrismaPog_172 жыл бұрын
Your videos are just so soothing.
@ender44293 жыл бұрын
Yeah... the dream smp video from the future called ‘’forming a secret organisation’’... where you talk about ideas for a skywars update...
@maximo.72407 жыл бұрын
3:50. His ender pearl hit his other ender pearl so his own ender pearl hit him and knocked him off. i'm a huge nerd.
@TrueBK777 жыл бұрын
yay this was uploaded on my birthday :D
@lucinda_null Жыл бұрын
I have a funny story about Andrew Jackson. So I was doing a project on Native American relocation with two people who didn’t like me, I was writing about Andrew Jackson. One of my groupmates scrolled to where I was in the doc and wrote “f*ck off” but they wrote it right next to Andrew Jackson’s name so I thought they were making a joke. I giggled really loudly and I’m pretty sure they think I’m a psychopath now
@ShadyBD_7 жыл бұрын
*How did I catch this! The video starts at **0:00*
@pixellime137 жыл бұрын
TheShadyNerd and another over used method for gettig likes
@ban83957 жыл бұрын
Глеб Фролов Your commenr got the more likes.
@FroggyTheGamer7 жыл бұрын
???
@dragmasanimation6 жыл бұрын
TheShadyNerd Stop
@Phoenix-i5f10 ай бұрын
Love these titles that are something he mentions for 3 seconds out of a 10-15 minute video
@bananya60207 жыл бұрын
7:40 my average loot, then someone flies to me and auras me
@orangutrain7564 Жыл бұрын
I watched this during quarantine and revisiting this now I recently just got a 5 in apush. I just want to say that was some great advice. Technoblade never dies!
@mctbac46347 жыл бұрын
Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@pasiphae62743 жыл бұрын
watching this now after pouring my heart and soul into studying for the apwh test last june just to get a 3 pains me
@jakeek93477 жыл бұрын
7:03 technoblade this is not UHC....
@Flow-kl4ld7 жыл бұрын
i came As SOON AS I HEARD this is relavent because you mentioned hamilton
@PolskaHerobrine7 жыл бұрын
#BringBackTechnoguild
@Illhelppwn3 жыл бұрын
Let me play my music Life: NO. Pay bills. Painfully accurate
@Bacchasnail4 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple woman. I see criticism of Andrew Jackson and I click.
@sundewstark92072 жыл бұрын
I'm just hoping that AP tests haven't been balanced until I'm done with them
@alexlata68372 жыл бұрын
@christianbryan69613 жыл бұрын
1:05 When you realize Technoblode_ is a reoccurring character (bodyguard video)
@kiisje41737 жыл бұрын
first
@kiisje41737 жыл бұрын
"1 second ago"
@xxpeeveepeegodxx55807 жыл бұрын
Liar
@xxpeeveepeegodxx55807 жыл бұрын
nvm I was looking at the one's that came before and thinking they came after
@xxpeeveepeegodxx55807 жыл бұрын
other way around
@blobfishchin7 жыл бұрын
K den why do people like these comments?!?!
@russianspy77183 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: I don't have a single piece of armor I'm gonna die proceeds to commit mass murder in one click
@bigdinobuilder58454 жыл бұрын
Techno: *hits air shot* Also techno: *ancient hymns*
@alcatraz29812 жыл бұрын
So the legend of tecnoblode ended in this video huh
@john-pd6ug7 жыл бұрын
we are littreally studying this in our social studies class...
@sunrise57104 жыл бұрын
The 2020 AP test over here with the two free response questions and nothing else and broken submit buttons.