*WORLD RECORD* WORST SUMMONS IN GENSHIN IMPACT | 1000$ GONE

[@Tectone]

No one deserves this... especially you Twitch.tv/tectone discord.gg/tectone twitter.com/tectegg

[@zaythegay]

Ik them pockets hurtin 😭

[@lordultrabee1609]

i got staff of homa first try lol

[@xdoomslayerx865]

Yep

[@jookiepookie]

i already feel bad for you

[@niveaulegend9840]

I feel bad for you 🥺

[@ery2928]

Maybe the real staff of homa was the friends we made along the way.

[@9words40]

lmao xD

[@naisu5298]

says everyone who didnt get the staff of homa 🤣 got it using only 20pulls

[@JT3dious]

Best comment

[@binishashrestha8262]

Staff of homie Wait-

[@four7685]

Use alchemy to turn all of your friends into 1 staff of homa

[@fngchrist1435]

Every time I lose the 50/50 I watch this to feel better about myself

[@theonewhoisfluff745]

Solid

[@crysis0]

fr

[@caesarzhou7757]

The weapon probability may not work as 50/50. Mhy may trick players on the probability rule. Cuz in the rule, they never said that the two increased probability 5 star weapons r sharing that 75% equally. Which means that, even though the 2 increased probability weapons share the 75% as 3% and 72% respectively, it still meets the rule.

[@Ultron0404]

Yes😂😂

[@PEPPE93NAPOLI]

Beautiful

[@sabungpokemon]

Tectone: if you want to know the summon location, here is the coordinat Everyone: Get as far away as you can from that god forsaken place

[@muhxerovinyeva126]

it makes sense since she’s a trickster. Kekw goodluck with the pull bois

[@lrish14]

i actually got so damn lucky.. i went to the funeral parlor as well and pulled the staff of homa on 65th roll.

[@Shivermist110]

I mean, I pulled there and got my Staff of Homa in 2 ten pulls.

[@kyotheman69]

should of called up Envi dude has insane luck, he gave whale fan 3 5 star weapons, 10 pull with both featured weapons dam

[@safwanKP96]

yeah i summmoned there n got r2 wolf....gotta find elsewhere to pull Dx

[@DeltaRaven97]

I unironically believe this was responsible for the new pity system on the banner.

[@btris3674]

Imao, never thought of it but I guess it could be true. The same thing happened to granblue fantasy

[@ExySmexy]

mihoyo does watch his stuff so it probably was a small reason

[@eduardomancilla4245]

Pienso similar pero la verdad aun con el no compenza

[@SoupeDeSup]

compared to this the new system isnt that bad at all

[@Al3xandr35]

Yup

[@Kil408]

“I need *ONE* Wolf’s Gravestone. I need *FIVE* Staff of Homa.” Well, funny story...

[@steveplay1132]

The opposite has occurred

[@syaredzaashrafi1101]

@@steveplay1132 is not even opposite cuz he got zero staff of homa

[@steveplay1132]

@@syaredzaashrafi1101 His staff of Homa is in refinement 5 now...

[@syaredzaashrafi1101]

@@steveplay1132 oh really? did he spend more money??? wow i'm impress. is there a video where he pull that??

[@steveplay1132]

@@syaredzaashrafi1101 Is his latest video he said that he spent around 2k. (But I think it was way more).

[@zhaltia1858]

funnily enough, when you summon outside of a funeral parlour, you'll come back with lots of gravestones.

[@_rubyrose10_]

Good joke 😹😹

[@bonk_6412]

That’s pretty funny

[@mikedingus3761]

Yes.

[@sean5203]

Made my day so far

[@abifan3964]

Many wishes have been buried here. Quite literally in every way.

[@regirock165]

All he wanted was The Spear But all he received was Despair

[@aprwl3263]

DeSpear*

[@yuxiangtay]

@@aprwl3263 omg no

[@szuukie]

More like disappear idk

[@crmsonred]

@@szuukie yeah that's what happened to his money

[@dubbyplays]

Da Spare Da Baby

[@shakirmorgan4840]

Let's take a moment to appreciate that Epitomized Path probably exists now cause of this.

[@a_r_m_a_a_n588]

Genshin be real guilty

[@a_r_m_a_a_n588]

This guy saved millions of dollars worldwide

[@bored_png]

Epitomised path still kinda useless tho, unless you're a whale ig but you still have to lose 2 50/50s

[@vjukz4427]

@@bored_png it’s still better than no pity at all.

[@doomsdaysoldier]

@@bored_png its the best of the worst

[@supererELITE]

Tectone: *logs on and sees mail The mail: “Sorry but the staff of Homa rates were bugged. Here is 100 primogems as compensation”.

[@zaok529]

Lmfao

[@bridgesbane7032]

Lmfao

[@tsunayoshisawada5948]

Lmfao

[@Ancient_00]

Lmfao

[@shanoo1733]

😹

[@scrub2345]

6:08 Wolf Gravestone number 1 7:02 Lost Sacred Prayers 8:02 Wolf Gravestone number 2 9:55 Wolf Gravestone number 3 12:30 Skyward Blade 15:03 Wolf Gravestone number 4 16:58 Wolf Gravestone number 5 18:09 Wolf Gravestone number 6

[@nightray7854]

The game is trolling at that point

[@bitconnect7960]

Holy shit that’s nasty

[@abohsukampret]

Makes me wonder... aren't there supposed to be 7 WGSs?

[@nerissaalveraz556]

God damn

[@alphajorge]

@@abohsukampret Actually yes, but it's not on this footage. Maybe because it was the time of the stream when Tectone didn't use his hat.

[@gcmorillo2081]

I'm pretty sure that this was the primary reason why the "Epitomized Path" mechanic was implemented on the weapon banner...

[@camilomartan746]

Some people call it the tectone path

[@aerissai8341]

That's a good title.

[@alisazamara4441]

I heard during the time of Hutao/Staff of Homa debut alot of people complain that they weren't getting the weapon @ all. So you saying this might be the reason EP exist is not wrong 👀.

[@aerissai8341]

@@alisazamara4441 Hah after the Raiden banner though, no way most people have enough Primogems for the weapon banner. I'm lucky to have gotten mine on the first pity roll.

[@Brownyan]

@@aerissai8341 My Jade Cutter I got after I skipped her banner would like a word with you.

[@technoklutz]

Tectone: gimme "Staff of Homa!" Mihoyo: sure! *Staff of Coma!*

[@ricepaperpencil1195]

@@AxxLAfriku maybe people hate you because you self advertise on comment sections.

[@y.d.gachagamer]

@@ricepaperpencil1195 oof

[@bakedsushi8097]

@@ricepaperpencil1195 oofsize: large

[@bernkastel7438]

@@AxxLAfriku Stop advertising on Comment sections it makes you look like a shill

[@miyaatsumu406]

@@ricepaperpencil1195 a big oofff

[@grimreaper4548]

Tags: NTR, Mind-break, Blackmail, Uncensored, Drugs, Addiction, Betrayal, Bullying, Hardcore, Punishment, Torture.

[@mineralwater34]

r/cursedcomments

[@nuggetboiii2]

beautiful

[@clarentknight]

Studio: Bunnywalker

[@mabah5018]

@@clarentknight Pink Pineapple

[@glezard212]

@@mabah5018 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@1andholy6]

To Obtain the Staff of Homeless, One must first become Homeless

[@michaelsounth8029]

He was at one point

[@tootsayshihi8745]

maybe we have to summon for it outdoors

[@kill_alain]

he was literally homeless before. blame ark knights

[@ethanwu4410]

@@kill_alain that was actually before he started playing arknights, i forgot the name of the game that got him homeless tho but if you watch his vid on how he became homeless, he mentions it

[@kill_alain]

@@ethanwu4410 thank you for correcting me!

[@bigshaq639]

Stage 1: Anticipation Stage 2: Shock Stage 3: Rage Stage 4: Depression Stage 5: Insanity

[@deggandahir3660]

Stage 5 lasted for a while lol.

[@hovo2388]

Stage 6 embracing the tragedy

[@joysz.1]

i like how there's no stage for acceptance just insanity

[@rend_zvous6076]

Bruh, this is literally my life in a nutshell

[@michealarchangel7444]

Mr incredible uncanny

[@Max-sz6ku]

Bruh, he pulled an entire wolf's graveyard

[@limpchees]

I'M DYING

[@thecoconutjuice]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@jeneziz4450]

UNDERRATED LMAO

[@your3starweapon]

lmao!

[@reese2232]

LMAOO

[@Hezerine]

5 stage of despair: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. He done it all in one video.

[@FeyzaOnay]

Best comment

[@constabrielbell4523]

Isn’t it grief?

[@walnut_kun3820]

Omg yeah lol

[@ChronoShifter]

Underrated Comment

[@ratulc]

He's a broken man now.

[@alxqndreifineas7266]

Tectone: Today we're spending 500 dollars Mihoyo: Make it double!

[@haloacegamerhag4039]

Damn near triple😭

[@abohsukampret]

To protect F2Ps from devastation!

[@fartmaster00]

BAHAHAHA

[@r3do.]

@@abohsukampret to unite all f2p players in our nation

[@uckhoinguyennguyen3814]

@@r3do. To denounce the evils of primogems and genesis

[@THEGRUMPTRUCK]

My old uncle in Japan, when I was a kid, used to have a saying. "Whenever you find yourself with a fifty-fifty chance of getting something, there's a ninety percent chance you won't." Good to know MiHoYo follows the same subscription.

[@kek-wing]

Those are some wise words right there

[@meekhayl]

I've believed that for the longest time

[@domb.1522]

I’ve won 6x and have yet to lose on the weapon banner 😎

[@THEGRUMPTRUCK]

@@domb.1522 it's all right. I got C6 Raiden Shogun in only 11 x10 pulls.

[@kokomi8055]

@@THEGRUMPTRUCK me when I lie

[@АнтонМаринов-ы1я]

THE TIME HAS COME. STAFF OF HOMELESS IS HERE!

[@alcides2750]

More like it isn't here

[@abyss_melio2458]

😬

[@thundah9729]

Oh yoy sweet summer child... still with hope

[@deloominate]

w a l l e t ' s g r a v e s t o n e

[@munozjohnkervie9348]

Best believe its the Staff of Trauma

[@rowni]

Tectone: I'm taking Mihoyo's viriginity today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mihoyo: * uno reverse card *

[@nuggetboiii2]

wait a second

[@joyboy1570]

The times I laughed in this video* The absolute funniest video on all of youtube! LMFAO!!!!!

[@rice3820]

If love was a weapon banner, I'd waste all my primogems on you

[@sjsshjd]

This abysmal summoning session from years ago singlehandedly saved the weapon banner and allowed me to get Lyney's bow guaranteed. Thank you for your sacrifice Tectone.

[@sometimesy7776]

Tectone: the lucky jacket is having its day off. Mihoyo: and I took that personally

[@SnekNyx]

Thing is he put the jacket on later and still didn't get it LMAO

[@obviouslyanonymous]

@@SnekNyx the deed was already done lol

[@natalieyumi]

LMAO FR

[@bruhder2834]

Teccy needs a new jacket

[@gician93]

Tectone: *has 1000$ worth of pulls and no Staff of Homa* Me with 10 Acquainted Fates: *chuckles* I'm in danger

[@isha8486]

Same 👁👁 this is scary asf.

[@heartmakai]

and im out here wanting the wgs and got homa 🤡

[@Logan619ine-i5q]

I did it in one ten pull for for wolfs gravestone and got it lol plus sucrose

[@D3A6]

I got 2 in 40 pulls (and a skyward blade)

[@Logan619ine-i5q]

@@D3A6 2 gravestones?

[@flicker031]

he literally experienced the 4/5 stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression. All that's left is acceptance.

[@Zer0cul0]

There will be no acceptance of these wish rates.

[@renoirrr]

acceptance really wont be coming until years later in a best case scenario. worst would be never and unfortunately i think that is what it'll be

[@janderson7459]

dude... you think he is mad? he makes a fortune off genshin impact. this just give him another video. he sell that anguish really well in the back of his head he know he will make more profit PLUS THIS IS A TAX WRITE OFF.

[@zukiechi]

@@janderson7459 dude that's not the fucking point? Literally no one deserve this. The wish rates are fucking rigged. I want you to burn off 500$ in exchange for nothing, rich or not that's fucking painful. Sure, he'll get more profit back but still, not a fucking ounce of soul deserve these shitty rates.

[@janderson7459]

@@zukiechi well then why do whales support this banner then? people like tectone spending thousands on it is why mihoyo will keep it. so if an average f2p or low spending players wants a 5* weapon you can thank whales for supporting banners like that. for tectone its a win win no matter what. and for whales it doesnt stop them does it? that's the point. he got wrecked but did he stop? no. so why will mihoyo stop? think on that one

[@ilay2337]

The Advantage of being a f2p - what happed to you is never going to happen to me, and im always happy to receive any 5 star

[@coffins786]

f2p privilege

[@Jaimzz]

But the probability of getting that 5 star tho-

[@heliosazuria]

@@Jaimzz Who cares. At least there's genuine joy. When you're p2w there's always gonna be the sour aftertaste of your wallet being marginally lighter

[@nathanalvarez9466]

But getting an off banner 5 star weapon of character will piss anyone one off at least a lil bit

[@jokergolden2949]

Hits different if f2p gets a 5star.specially at an early game one

[@dylaannn5209]

this man's going through all 5 stages of grief in the span 20 minutes

[@getthatfun]

I am too...because I can relate when I watch this forsaken ritual.

[@halloween495]

isnt that like his every summon video ever

[@sidharthgeorge582]

@@halloween495 He didnt get what he wants this time.

[@jingwan6319]

@@sidharthgeorge582 eventually he did

[@sidharthgeorge582]

@@jingwan6319 On Stream?

[@laglag504]

Tectone: We need 1 WGS and 5 Staff of Homa Mihoyo: Whats that?, You want 5 WGS and no Staff of Homa?

[@rngnakka9850]

6 gravestones actually

[@deliriousdan41]

Nice Robin pfp MUMU 😆

[@Spearyn]

i had an R1 WGS before summoning on this. i now have an R5 WGS and 1 staff of Homa. this shit is rigged.

[@hrdgms27]

also Mihoyo : " we wanted to give u both but since u said u dont want a staff heres more wgs "

[@kuroeinao8561]

Tectone: Staff of Homa has come. im gonna get 5 of them. Mihoyo: I've already prepared this man's GRAVESTONEsssssss.

[@LetKhan]

You actually put the amount of s's of how much Gravestones he got lmaooo

[@kuroeinao8561]

@@LetKhan Glad You Noticed XD

[@StarzapOfficial]

imagine if he were going to max refine staff of homa even just to get 1 it will most likely take him 1k usd he will likely have to spend at least 2k to get all those copies and still not guaranteed

[@-120Sanity]

Well he got graveSTONED

[@makaisenki]

@@StarzapOfficial he could end up with staff of homa in another 20 pulls or 6000

[@versashi192]

3:53 the face of a man innocent and unaware of his future misery

[@kryptonedits6778]

It's almost scary the way you say it

[@kuraihikari13]

Tectone: Whaling for Staff of Homeless Me with Prototype Starglitter: Damn, that's crazy

[@eternalblizzard70]

Black cliff spear you'll rock with hu tao

[@leblonk5428]

@@eternalblizzard70 blackcliff *copium*

[@re5ki_i]

me with my dragonspine spear:

[@eternalblizzard70]

@@re5ki_i with hu tao bad choice she is all about pyro use e you get pyro infusion lol

[@zaok529]

Lol, also will Dragons Bane work well with her?

[@icshii8584]

Tectone: "We're spending 500 $" *sees 1000 $ on video title* *realization hits*

[@halotv5947]

@@edixonvc5101 no the realization was that he didn’t get it in $500 so he had to spend more I don’t think it was click bait

[@yasserdagalangit733]

He summoned beyond the $500 mark

[@danielapodaca2504]

No I was there he spent another ~$500 so if not $1000 it was near it 😭

[@chibisasuke8556]

That much money and not even a guaranteed Staff, such B.S.

[@aeyblues6274]

At least finish the video first before commenting 😂

[@soap2980]

Tectone:"i want at minimum 3 staff of homa's" *gets 7 wolfs gravestones

[@frozenflava]

6 actually, with lostpray and skyblade

[@soap2980]

@@frozenflava no, first he had a refine 4 wolfs grave stone and he got it to refine 5 and got another one to refine 5 and 1 refine 1 so that makes it 7

[@marouane-fdy6107]

@@soap2980 no the weapon is originally refinement rank 1 so you need only 4 to get it to 5

[@marouane-fdy6107]

@@soap2980 which means only 6 in total

[@soap2980]

@@marouane-fdy6107omg NO you need a wepon for the first refine too so that makes it 5 wepons to max out, you caunt the original too

[@reoden7546]

Tectone: "Maybe if I'm lazy I'll build a second [Wolf's Greatsword]." Mihoyo: "Oh yeah? Let me help you with that bro."

[@lexaandclarke3696]

Underrated comment lol

[@Cocxy69]

_MiHoYo:_ *Taste what REAL Gacha feels like*

[@Illvana]

Taste how having worse odds than winning the lottery feels xD

[@RonM.]

I know how this is going to turn out. Watched Majestic's video already lol.

[@ssdazed6229]

@@RonM. I watched it today as well.

[@RonM.]

It is a 50/50 for the banner weapons, so the dolphins & whales are getting unlucky, but that doesn't matter because they'll just go BRRRRRRR.

[@tylerkincaid5200]

Everybody: Nobody liked that

[@sahirooh]

Legends says he is still pulling for staff of fking homa n not getting any.

[@elixir_jx]

Hahaha 🤣

[@ethanolol3895]

Pretty sure he’s runnin it back today actually 😂😂😂

[@arenjietc1956]

Im from the future, he already got the Staff

[@whatdadogdoin_]

this is basically how the f2p feels when they've been saving up for a character they want but lose in 50/50 edit: to anyone who doesn't understand it. yeah ofc i know he lost money but that's his own choice. every person who spend money on this game has made their choice to spend it. while the ones who doesn't dedicate their time for this. in a way, time is money. y'all feel me?

[@Muongoing.97c]

That’s why you save for 180 pulls so you’re guaranteed.

[@greywinkler4835]

Who tf has that much time/money/resources

[@tejisalas]

Ill go ahead and say this is way worse by a landslide

[@kreempa.i.8349]

@@greywinkler4835 play for 2 hours, buy moon blessing, get 320 primo a day for three months

[@atrollnottobetakenseriousl1147]

@@kreempa.i.8349 thats not f2p anymore

[@christopherramos2325]

I feel like the funeral parlor was there to bury this mans hope and dreams.

[@auo2365]

Hutao waking up in the morning: why is there an alive man lying in a coffin at my door Tectone: bury me, I am homaless

[@ykltgd]

Tectone: Three 4-stars in one 10-pull? Could this be a sign of things to come? Narrator: It was NOT a sign of things to come.

[@JustAnotherRandomGamer]

This feels like that 50% crit rate that never lands lmao

[@kuroeinao8561]

Mihoyo: In order to get the Staff of Homeless, you must become Homeless first.

[@iloveplumpgrannies174]

Change it to "you must become 1 with the homeless" to make it sound wiser like it was quoted from a man who have lived life and gathered a lot of wisdom. lol

[@shanoo1733]

@@iloveplumpgrannies174 nah their sounds better

[@me-km7gp]

@@iloveplumpgrannies174 are you serious

[@iloveplumpgrannies174]

@@me-km7gp It depends.

[@evelynneclipse2069]

Both are good

[@zaxtonhong3958]

Tectone: "If you use staff of homa on zhong li, it will completely break the game" Mihoyo: "well the solution is simple..."

[@knightofwisdom8851]

Genius

[@clyde2663]

big brain

[@randomness4989]

The fact that the weapon banner had no pity system prior to this is nutty

[@Hyurno]

X: Okay Mihoyo, I'd like to order a McDiluc for 5 bucks, with no sauce. M: Sure. Here's your McKeqing. Unlucky. X: . . .

[@MK-vc4jy]

Omg that's funny 😂😂😂😂 Fucking mihoyo man

[@aweirdo259]

I'd take Keqing. If trading was a thing i would trade my diluc for a keqing in a heartbeat

[@cycosist5156]

I mean...Thats how gacha works??! You doesn't choose the 5 star, The 5 star choose you.

[@egeozoran7417]

@@aweirdo259 Ik Diluc maybe stronger because of pyro but Keqing is much much more fun to use, the most fun character after Tartaglia for me honestly. I don't like characters like Ganyu or Diluc since they are so repetetive and basic.

[@0kaiKai]

@@aweirdo259 1 Diluc is probably worth 10 or 20 keqings.

[@ginganinja420_3]

This is one of those times I want to thank Tec for discouraging me from wishing Much love man

[@danitao4313]

Got mine 50 pulls in ao i was lucky

[@pray4pie]

Same. I could still use the Wolf’s Gravestone since I want to build up my Xinyan anyway, but still...

[@cottonmather1969]

Yeah after seeing this I'm just gonna stick with my deathmatch for Hu Tao.

[@danitao4313]

@@pray4pie if ita for xinyan , id reckon sacrificial blade is better

[@sheepjin5985]

Same, i was ready to drop atleast 200 bucks for staff of homeless now i just want the new spear and i ll be on my way lol

[@DScott-nk1lo]

Me without a Wolf's Gravestone: And I took that personally

[@Leifang12]

Me too 😂😂😂😂 Like please come to my FTP account and let me spend all these wishes 😂😂😂😓😂

[@khalidalimacarambon4875]

I feel you

[@kevinnguyen8002]

Same

[@ykthe-_-vibez5719]

@@Leifang12 Damn I got it by accident when I wished on the standard banner trying to get keqing 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@versette7950]

@@ykthe-_-vibez5719 I recommend wishing on the promotional character banner, you still have a chance of getting her on there

[@shin1300]

Mihoyo: Prepare for trouble Tecy: here's 500 dollars Mihoyo: and make it double

[@Miguel-sd3sb]

Teccy: *I will get 5 staff of Homa’s* Mihoyo: Y’all hear something?

[@ATAnime97]

Mihoyo: I think he said 5 Wolf grave stone right?

[@rid5695]

@@ATAnime97 15*

[@ATAnime97]

@@rid5695 mihoyo employee 1: I think he might have said something else as well but forgot Mihoyo employee 2: if you forgot about it, it ls probably not important Tectone scream in the distance...

[@marumoro425]

The three 4-stars in 1st 10pull was the lube from mihoyo

[@dantehart5630]

😭😭😭

[@danitao4313]

Sry but they went in dry

[@nagamasa22]

Lmfao I'm dead

[@jaydonrique4301]

Yooo! 😂😂

[@googlrscholar]

that dried up real quick

[@Slexein]

Ok that was content! hahaha Hope you get your staff very soon :))

[@gerardprescilla3440]

HELLO

[@MystrixGaming]

Woah you are here too

[@koukisetsu]

yeahhh

[@tubadude07]

You the best man!!!

[@stellaris_gaming]

Yoooooo

[@RoseB45]

I'm not even a genshin impact player, and I felt this man's pain the entire video. Poor guy, I hope you've recovered 💀

[@Raizaaru]

that's how gambling addiction work

[@theaniman2861]

The fact that mihoyo made this man go through the 5 stages of grief at once is baffling

[@taterbrain6914]

The lesson here is: Tectone's luck is amazing, and yet his luck is horrible

[@Kristjan0209]

Same here got two 5 stars in 10 wishes but they were c1 Jean and c1 qiqi

[@Ch0ke23]

@@Kristjan0209 same my g

[@rafaelsalazar7888]

@@Kristjan0209 I would trade 2 5 star for a C1 Jean wdym. That's a good constellation lol

[@mcfreshness]

@@Kristjan0209 If that was from the standard banner, that's insanely good luck.

[@Kristjan0209]

@@rafaelsalazar7888 more skill damage if you charge it? It is OK but c2 is way better and would still rather get any other character except qiqi who was the other one I got

[@lunvuni]

All because his lucky jacket is taking a day off

[@tsunayoshisawada5948]

At least it'll be in work for Hu Tao

[@lunvuni]

@@tsunayoshisawada5948 let's hope so

[@marley7659]

@@tsunayoshisawada5948 Hu Tao will be different than this banner. 50/50 vs 100% Wallet Gravestone.

[@yugoxgc]

I mean... he had the jacket at the end & it didn't change anything

[@__-uk3qx]

@@marley7659 180 pulls if bad luck

[@alzavuefantasm8820]

It's been two years. And it still feels hilarious😂

[@TheRedOGRE]

Still laughing my ass off. Didn't he do it again too

[@coopersumrall8015]

Can we take a moment of silence for this dudes bank account

[@keishirogane6973]

This youtube video pays for the whale session 😂

[@sparrow3491]

he gets 10x back the money

[@panmk1231]

This one video more than enough to give his money back. This video is just for content

[@hiroipip]

@@sparrow3491 are you sure he can earn 1000$ from this video? lol

[@fishyflowz]

@@hiroipip yep, i mean he was streaming in this video so im sure he got plenty of money from there as well

[@RazorMCRex]

Alternative title: grown man screams at pixels while getting into debt

[@constabrielbell4523]

-in front of camera with cats on the background

[@DemonsFlame]

And this is why I stay in the realm of the dolphin where it's safe.

[@nizmunmuniz7323]

I ok with be a Fish

[@seojungood]

Lol same i only spend like the 30 day one and the battle pass bc those r the only ones worth

[@Ace-gy3ef]

@@seojungood yup same

[@deyash4602]

The realm of fish (f2p) is the most safe

[@stcmoore]

Word

[@scugyalex]

i always go back to this video to remind myself why i don't spend or pull on the weapon banner

[@ryugurena3327]

I got fucked by Arlecchino's weapon banned and then came here

[@blackrabbit1358]

Tectone: "We are spending $500..." *Reads video title Me: "Interesting..."

[@desmondlai5553]

Tectone: 1000$ Gone Mihoyo Staff: Thanks for the salary!

[@nuggetboiii2]

MiHoYo staff: nOw i cAn whAle

[@charliemadox826]

Mihoyo Staff: And remeber that you still not have the staff

[@NextChapterRapper]

More like end of year bonus for executives. Bet they don’t do RNG.

[@dizlimyui8887]

Next time 10000$

[@andrepinto2602]

Y I bet they laugh hard at videos like this.

[@Yeeeeoooooooooooliiiiiiiiii]

Worst gacha rates I’ve seen in my life, how dare they leave Tectone broken like that. :(

[@AshishKulkarni0506]

FGO: Allow me to introduce myself

[@kelsen6942]

How about us😭 F2p player is crying

[@bssj3223]

Majjestic gaming as well :( Man is out here tryna promote not overspending and he gets r5 wolves gravestone tryna get homa lol. RIP

[@Luk850]

I've seen someone spend $1200 for a 4 star in fgo and not get it LOL.

[@idk-wk2jo]

@@bssj3223 rip i watched it

[@zy0xdespairgeclips]

i keep coming back to this. too iconic and cannot be forgotten.

[@nikolinogames8380]

"I'm going to R5 this weapon as soon as it is out" - Tectone before this

[@Natsuke1104]

Tecc: "my jacket's on its day off." me: oh no *notice video duration* ohhhh nooooo!!!!

[@I_Inoj2122]

Literally those were the words before the disasters 🥴

[@tsunayoshisawada5948]

There was no calm before the storm

[@daddyzhong6604]

Oh yesss But I feel your pain eggy Keep up the good content😁

[@richardcadena3453]

The amount of times he got Wolf’s Gravestone is a statistical anomaly

[@ThiagoHenriqueDS]

dude they might have dropped the rate for the spear theres no way. I've seen about 50 pulls from at least 20 different people and only 3 of them got homa.

[@ThiagoHenriqueDS]

the statistics dont match, or this is one of the extreme cases.

[@ak121deadlock]

This is why I’m 100% convinced that they have some sort of algo to predict how much you typically spend and what you want to get you to spend. I didn’t care for the staff and pulled 3 of them in 100 pulls when I was trying to get the greatsword

[@theflowerthief4824]

@@ThiagoHenriqueDS you don‘t really get how statistics work. Someone somewhere could easily get 100 5 star pulls without getting one staff. That‘s how 50/50 works. Math literally proves you that would happen if you pull for an unlimited amount of time.

[@Gurenn83]

Coz the weap banner is completely rigged. They never disclosed the rate of the two featured 5 star weaps which gives us the impression of a 50/50. When in reality, it may possibly be 90% WGS and 10% Homa. This is where the real gacha lies. You are not guaranteed of anything. For spenders, you just keep spending until you get the weap out of frustration.

[@jelly21_]

I remember watching this a couple months ago now I come back here after getting homa in 7, this man literally sacrificed his life for us

[@cycosist5156]

Pov: *You feel immense pain by watching so you decide to look at the comments instead*

[@boocchihitori4450]

True

[@Malzeno99]

Exactly

[@cubemage3336]

Me: "I hope he didn't experience too much pain" Also me: *looks at the video length* "Oh no, teccy. What have you done? eggyGasp eggyBless"

[@cubemage3336]

Listen miHoYo, I know you're watching this. So here's an idea. Why don't you give us the cosmetics and the housing system you promised before launch? Trust me, look at literally any game. Cosmetics sell. And they sell GOOD. So... give use cosmetics, redo the gacha system by either implementing a spark system, lowering the pity, or increasing the rates, and everyone will be happy. It's literally that simple.

[@SilentBlossom850]

@@cubemage3336 or at least make it like the character banner where there’s gurentee *1* main weapon you get 2nd pity

[@AnsenHelm]

@@SilentBlossom850 I thought of this since the beginning. I honestly thought this was originally how it was but it's not. Makes me very sad.

[@Ohyasu]

Tectone: The Jacket is on vacation 18 mins later Jacket: You need ME

[@jeshirekitenkatt1212]

this video is being passed around as a good example of someone with a gambling addiction and i mean.. yea. jfc

[@HeyElizabethPrice]

this video is so depressing. it's so obviously literally a gambling addiction played out live (the elation after getting what you want first try and then the slow sinking of despair as you keep trying "one more time") and his twitch chat is just loving the fact he's literally wasting a thousand dollars on one item and then this comment section is full of people going "yeah i got it first try lol" and others talking about how they also put hundreds of dollars into this. It's the video game slot machine, and it hurts to watch. Not because "wow bad luck" but because you can clearly see how this game is preying on someone live. It's not about luck; this is calculated manipulation where they got a thousand dollars off of someone and don't care that he literally jokes about how this is going to make him homeless or how he literally is describing the elation and depression he gets from doing this.

[@ryugurena3327]

tbf its his own fault. I also got fucked by genshin a few hours ago. felt a bit ashamed of myself

[@humha7613]

This honestly hurts. Physically and mentally

[@jdog8497]

yeah i kept reading teccy with sad face in chat on other ppls streams. watched his vod and i was like oh....... was very depressing.. hopefully they change the dam weapon banner.

[@NewkLambesis]

It was so bad! Made me feel a bit better about getting 1 gravestone for a hundred bucks. I may swipe more though but it won't be for a couple weeks.

[@DDJas]

And financially

[@S4LeagueTBKing]

yep

[@AquaticNebula]

When you switch from the character banner to the weapon banner as a whale: You have selected hard mode

[@cosmokirin]

Wolf's Gravestone: Look at me, I am the Staff of Homa now.

[@anandhua.b4589]

bamboozled

[@armon29]

I believe since that day that the Genshin Devs implemented the Epitomized Path only because they saw this video and couldn't believe that someone is THAT unlucky XD

[@spiderdude2099]

Unfortunately the fact of the matter is that until a player on the CHINESE servers had luck this bad, Hoyoverse wouldn’t have gave a shit. CN server really has Hoyoverse whipped AF. Whatever THEY want the game state to be, it will be. They say “jump” Hoyoverse says “how high”. Global could be up in flames and they’d go “ok….but how does CN feel?”

[@Elysiaispretty]

@@spiderdude2099 yikes, that reminds me of the global event in Honkai Impact that got eradicated because of CN players :,)

[@spiderdude2099]

@@Elysiaispretty TO DATE the only two hard fixes and kit reworks for characters have come from CN fans bitching. First was Zhongli who WESTERN fans immediately complained about but nothing was done until CN started echoing the same points and it was patched WITHIN THREE DAYS. Second was Yae Miko, same thing happened.

[@cosasdefalloutboy7451]

​@@spiderdude2099 what does CN mean???

[@spiderdude2099]

@@cosasdefalloutboy7451 CN is an abbreviation for Chinese. Same with JP being for Japanese

[@Noah_McCurry]

“I need 1 wolfs gravestone. I need 5 staff of homa” shoulda used reverse psychology and aimed to refinement 5 a second gravestone, since that’s what you got lol

[@IroningBoard-c5o]

My dude can probably build a graveyard with how many Wholf's gravestones he got.

[@mauby6781]

At the end of stream he managed to R5 his existing Wolf's Gravestone, pull 5 more to get another R5 Wolf's Gravestone, then still managed to get an extra one. So he has two R5 Wolf's Gravestone plus one.

[@WiredNerderino]

Tectone: "The Lucky Jacket is taking a break for now..." Me at the end of the video: "It's that bad huh? Had to take it out of it's break?"

[@2ogres1cup50]

Right after this video came out, I spent 200 dollars and got a Staff of Homa and a Wolf's Gravestone, eventually I stopped spending when I hit WG R4 and SoH R2. That was the only weapon banner where I felt like I had excellent luck.

[@booknookari]

What are the chances of getting 7 Gravestones back to back to back

[@Grahdens]

....astronomical

[@Grahdens]

@@ronnyderweise6310 yeah...for the first one, but they are asking on the rate to get the sword all 8 times

[@somethingx2203]

If i did the math right... it would be ~0.7%

[@gaderic]

.0078% chance

[@jesus_RS]

@@ronnyderweise6310 yo that's stupid, losing 7 coin flips in a row have a 100/2^7% chance to occur, which means it happens with a 0.78125% chance

[@jetras2828]

Tectone: "We are spending $500!!" Me: Sees video title. *Rises eyebrows*

[@atriumhoshino150]

Oooof was thinking the same thing...he spent more afterward tho 🥲

[@snejinka_in]

"today we are spending 500 dollars" at this moment he didn't know

[@krystiandymurski1469]

"we need to avoid wolfs gravestone from now" top 10 famous last words

[@mauby6781]

When Teccy said free to play players had it easy, this is what he meant...

[@ggamer3023]

From a f2p player's perspective, 5* characters are pog, 5* weapons are also pog. 5 star is 5 star dude, we always take what we get even if it's not what we wanted.

[@ozgu9859]

@@ggamer3023 same, I wanted xiao I got diluc. Diluc had 2 piece virisicident 2 piece glds until I decided to farm for him lmao

[@JonaD757]

I got a dupe, Mona, on the previous banner off of pity, and I was just like cool now she'll do a lot more damage. f2p takes what it gets.

[@_bo7o]

@@ggamer3023 I legit have no 5* star weapons and only two 5* characters

[@immortalshape993]

@@ggamer3023 the only thing that isn't pog is getting a five star catalysts that no one can use

[@mauby6781]

This was the most painful and emotional stream I've ever witnessed, it was also the first time I watched an entire twitch stream.

[@mariacat3123]

Standing in front of the funeral parlor building isn't enough, you also have to eat a suspicious food. This is the reason his staff of homa turned into the staff of homelessness

[@Otonashi-kun]

Sad he only got the Wallet's Gravestone :'v

[@twitchcrows]

He controlled v controlled p your comment

[@vervained]

i always come back to this video whenever i'm about to pull on a weapon banner to remind myself: NO, the eptomized path is a blessing, not a curse

[@ruta_VA]

me who'd actually like getting all those gravestones: *interesting*

[@Luner.shvdxw]

Me who was watching the video : Ayo pass the gravestones 😀

[@diegoaquino5407]

Mihoyo should just add a gift function on all the wishes that you get that you already have maxed out

[@Xero5273]

@@diegoaquino5407 I guess the problem with that is the fact that most people don't have characters maxed

[@jesus_RS]

@@diegoaquino5407 have you ever heard of reroll or alt accounts?

[@jesus_RS]

I would like to get wolf's gravestone as F2P, everyone would love it, but he's spending 5k dollars. Edit: he spent 1k dollars, don't ask how I wrote 5k.

[@derekwilcock948]

That was actually so painful to watch, I'm sorry man, you didn't deserve that

[@jimjim9405]

That's like saying someone with a gambling problem deserves to win because they spent way too much money

[@Hokou]

@@jimjim9405 this is like gambling but there is a 50% rate to get the weapon when its guaranted if he didnt get the weapon thats just fucked

[@sheepjin5985]

Well thats the gacha experience no matter how hard we get fucked we go back for the waifus and husbandos

[@darkmage166]

@@sheepjin5985 true

[@timthetoolmantaylor9048]

@@sheepjin5985 Speak for yourself, plenty of people don't have a problem like Teccy does

[@hughjanus1130]

Alternate Title: "18 minutes of a man and his wallet dying inside"

[@robinhood1049]

Man piling up gravestones to a graveyard

[@_rubyrose10_]

@@robinhood1049 😹😹

[@cc_the_rebel]

For every time someone asks me why they should stay away from the weapon banner in genshin I direct them to this video ☠ Edit: I think he got enough wolf gravestones for the whole community rofl

[@AntisleepZ]

I will never touch this fucking banner! lol

[@nantae1047]

I use morgana so I'm ready to sell my home in a skyward harp rate up

[@JhayR5777]

If trading is allowed I'll give him 1 Homa for 3 Gravestones

[@justjohn2146]

Who would have thought that someone's depression could cure our depression

[@abohsukampret]

Pain in erased when inflicted upon others.

[@mrlegit404]

Tectone: Lucky Jacket is having the day off. Lucky Jacket: ...and I took that personally..

[@lamarhubbard6269]

Hilarious!

[@SmokeanaPancak3]

He wore it at the end, still no luck.

[@paradyme]

Me: "I'm not rolling on the Wolf's Gravestone weapons banner, it's an absolute fucking scam." Also me : "Hello Staff of Homa weapons banner, I would like you to meet my friend Diluc."

[@tarantularose]

i literally got wolf's gravestone in a single pull i've done 6 cumulatively ever this banner is fucked

[@marriamkate5822]

@@tarantularose me with 4 star weapons only: *surprised pikachu face*

[@igormennabarretohussene9207]

3 year's and still i came here to cheer up lol

[@Luke-uw1fn]

Today I’m spending $500 MiHoyo: and I took that personally

[@pasthellic]

Lmaoooo

[@JoeEver123]

ironic comment

[@torturedexistence029]

He literally bit the gambler's fallacy, hook, line, and sinker..

[@L3SSTH4NL33T]

Tectone: I'm spending $500 Mihoyo: See now that's where you're wrong

[@tsunayoshisawada5948]

MiHoYo ain't messing around anymore bro

[@kurokuro999]

tectone: worst summon session kokomi: heh funny story

[@reemsl4989]

Lol actually this is way worse

[@kurokuro999]

true lmaoo

[@ilyeonjun]

@@reemsl4989 but the thing is that, homa was actually worth it. kokomi wasn’t worth it at all.

[@ea8702]

@@mordy2085 I mean, in this video, he lost the 50/50 ( the whole weapon bann) of 50/50 ( SoH and Wolf gravestone) and still got nothing, so yee