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[@holysh1996]

How to lose weight : 1. Be Ted Bear’s cameraman

[@TJ_Salter--]

Lol

[@bindedisaac7922]

nani?

[@MADARAUCHIHA-hk7ru]

I'd be thinnin too if I had to film fruit fish blowjobs...

[@sadae1224]

Actually thats how to lose alot of weight

[@paolopischedda7629]

BindedIsaac Portugal?

[@valiatus6719]

When you accidentally set the game's difficulty to Very Easy.

[@josukehigashikata8889]

LoL

[@Stormfire1777]

@Scolar Visari: is it really an accident though?

[@lordofchaos2085]

@@Stormfire1777 you have a point

[@VectormanRxQueen]

Scolar Visari lol

[@WeedShaggy]

666 likes

[@9f81rsd00]

It occured to me that the reason why the cameraman was starving and couldn't just get the food lying around was that he was either busy filming, or trying to keep up.

[@K9River]

The natives may have cut his tongue out.

[@rusva3755]

Or Ted Bear refused to share, and if the camera man tried to eat/drink food or drinks, he would be punished severely.

[@auhsojacosta1672]

Or ate food when his camera turned off

[@zombies4evadude24]

andrew joseph just like Hitler

[@alessandramontali7234]

@@zombies4evadude24 oh i get It now oversimplified

[@tya7664]

*Throws away map* “wItHoUt a MaP, wE cAnT bE sUre”

[@unknownuser8454]

Learn to fucking type

[@tya7664]

Unknown User okkk

[@arc.7904]

@@unknownuser8454 r/woosh

[@tanujkumar1576]

@@arc.7904 Yeah I mean like which person who doesn't know how to type actually type like that?

[@arc.7904]

@@tanujkumar1576 idk your mom

[@UkieKooki]

Ted Bear Declassified Fast Food Survival Guide

[@Drewdapew]

YAS

[@jdplayss1364]

OMG YOUR PICTURE IS HORRORIFING

[@gangstatoad6837]

YOUR HERE?! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!

[@jdplayss1364]

+Brentamoss wait me?

[@GoblinAttacForce]

ITA ACUTELY U

[@relativelygoodlookingjack7728]

I like Arin's Australian voice, he can actually disguise his own completely with that accent

[@platinumboi88]

Relatively Good Looking Jack I've been watching Game Grumps for a couple of years now and I never even realized this was him until today lol. He killed it!

[@brianmcdermott3938]

He's been hanging around with Ross too long. But yeah in all seriousness I had no clue it was Egoraptor until a few weeks ago, and I watched this when it first came out

[@snaketooth0943]

@@brianmcdermott3938 I just leanred that Egoraptor did the voice for this today!

[@starf7481]

@@snaketooth0943 I was watching the prison break, and saw arin Hanson in the featuring and got confused. It took me until the prison break to realize that he does the voice of Ted bear.

[@thethinkingtreefrog8061]

@@starf7481 same lmao

[@vinny.montgomery]

"Well you're right. It's actually a crustacean" such an underrated line

[@eve7675]

gonna be real i don’t get it

[@OddSifr]

@@eve7675 Ted Bear paraphrased the audience who certainly thought "that's fake, fruit fish doesn't exist". And he replied that indeed, fruit fish doesn't exist. What he's holding is a fruit crustacean.

[@AracleOfTime3614]

So HE caused the Amazon fire, just throwing that flaming plane on the ground!

[@SmellyFox22]

That's what I was gonna say

[@Aey-209]

Я за май призовые Жан их ты свою пел

[@iamnal5262]

True dat

[@laranjaghirga5058]

9/11 amazon rainforest edition

[@MaizenClips]

Let's catch him and kick his flat ass

[@tomdragamer]

It shows him eating bugs that look like actual food, but then it shows him feasting on a zebra carcass with lions.......

[@JimboShogun0686]

Tomdra Gamer that was a reference to the Zebra Cakes

[@tomdragamer]

Jimmy Owens Well, sadly I don't understand that reference.... :(

[@JimboShogun0686]

Tomdra Gamer they are cheap 50 cent cakes you can find at any corner store or gas station

[@tomdragamer]

Jimmy Owens Oh! Well, I've never seen them where I live, but thank you for explaining.

[@JimboShogun0686]

Tomdra Gamer no prob

[@alexklicper2338]

I think we can all agree that Earth needs a bacon tree.

[@emperorxeno4190]

Asinine Brilliance Damn Right

[@darkeeter]

Asinine Brilliance right

[@AnimeLover-si9dm]

true

[@christiankirby8092]

Alex Klicper yeah it really does. Not cause I'm a vegetarian so I can't eat it but I guess it could.

[@charboywild5228]

You could not be more right

[@DeeOhMemes]

“Here we are on a desert island conceivably in the middle of the ocean,” *throws away map* “Without a map we can’t be sure.”

[@SkiTzo2169]

lol

[@dolenir]

I never realized how much the animation improved. Great to see how much they grew

[@unclebob1478]

this video is a lot older then the upload, it was made in like 2009

[@sirsmoothable]

@@unclebob1478 Yeah a lot of em were reuploaded in 2013 for some reason

[@mikejones2542]

​@@sirsmoothablebecause KZbin doesn't support their codec

[@DaBigDwink]

That milk expires today

[@tacocactuscomedy4876]

AGWA / A_Guy_Who_Animates XD

[@dovahkiin1911]

:-D

[@tqiga]

iiSurge *_it's almost time_*

[@MAT7OPS]

Didn’t say year just month

[@Francisco-bc6qh]

R.I.P. MILK

[@cx4me452]

Ted Bear: How to survive in a SuperMarket.

[@dawsonglawe5810]

*mauls other customers*

[@nintendoking4769]

He must be tripping then

[@giggityking6505]

or How to survive in the Toriko universe

[@snaketooth0943]

@@dawsonglawe5810 no, I think the joke would be that it's unrealisticly difficult to survive in a supemarket as opposed to how unrealisticly easy it is to survive in the wild.

[@jokelethkurueisner9229]

@@dawsonglawe5810 Shopping Maul 😂🤣

[@stablemolecule346]

If you remember this, you deserve a veteran's discount.

[@FalkyRocket2222]

thats a good discount

[@kademcarthur5362]

Yay!

[@Manowar458]

I like this

[@jaydensfamily8861]

Whats with all these veteran discounts im getting im only 12

[@justhereforalaugh1660]

Revisit it every couple of months, i remember when this was 3 weeks old

[@Rhlgull1331]

Egoraptor is a good voice actor. So good I didn’t know it was him doing this until 9 minutes ago

[@frozenpancakes]

I'm so glad someone else noticed. It took me months lol

[@danceswithdirt7197]

Two minutes ago for me. I must've watched this clip hundreds of times. I watch GameGrumps all the time. Holy crap I feel like an idiot.

[@platinumboi88]

@@danceswithdirt7197 lol it threw me for a loop too, happened to stumble on his voice acting credits and I was floored

[@TheKeyblademaster199]

What the shit!!!!?!? I can hear like 10% of him but only if believe it’s him! Some of his finest delivery and vocal control!!!!

[@TheScoutnation]

one does not simply leave the bacon tree

[@rartman6680]

Well said Well said

[@kylemarvin904]

True words

[@gabriellao9989]

Especially the crispy omes

[@TheScoutnation]

***** and that is the biggest crime of all

[@BreezyInterwebs]

Watch carefully. After the bacon tree, he had more pieces stuck to him

[@maybeiwant]

1:38 Actually that would be true since the sun would warm and cook bacon on the top of the tree

[@RamenBowl2.0]

global warming, amiright?

[@dylanperryman8003]

No, sunlight.

[@phantommc4320]

Come on, he just made a joke.

[@scottwpilgrim]

@Unnamed Player r/woosh

[@sm0rtm]

Mob BV true🧐

[@irtouk]

Physical education teachers when you have a cramp and can’t run: *TRY AND KEEP UP!*

[@loyalfam]

Lesson learned: Leave the tray table up.

[@jaedonmatthews3639]

Blendi Cenameri yes

[@prestonproductions1576]

The trick to survival

[@poptrixmania]

Just leave it down

[@neomp5]

cobblehydrates

[@janfilby7086]

meens moovement

[@synthwavecat96]

That's actually how it sounded, even though the correct word is 'carbohydrates'

[@synthwavecat96]

No, trust me, it took me 4 seconds, when I first watched this *two weeks ago*

[@stress.mp455]

Wrong

[@talibrana9923]

+XXX MLG EpicGamer XXX to

[@tova4385]

1:31 OHHHH SO THAT IS WHERE THEY GET THE VEGAN BACON 😮

[@ullalaisi2567]

Omfg thats good

[@dracibatic2433]

Why is the higher up bacon more ready? I dont get that

[@transorm987]

+dragonvale19 beacause that's how it works with fruit trees as less animals can go that high

[@jazzie634]

Yes not many people know that!

[@giggityking6505]

Is TED BEAR living in the TORIKO universe?

[@naxmorvigatore4168]

Lmao, I love the animators so much, I bet they had the most fun in their lives escalating the 'wtf is happening?!' factor

[@earth-6163]

' _try and keep up_ ' only runs two feet away 😂

[@CorbbinGoldsmith]

Paddy and Mick are lost in the desert. They've been wandering in circles for days, and have run out of supplies. Just when they are about to give it all up, Paddy says, "Hey, Mick! Do you smell that?" Mick says "Yeah, it smells like bacon. Where is it coming from?" They cross a dune to find an entire tree filled with bacon. Paddy says, "It's probably just a mirage." Mick says, "when have you ever heard of a mirage that had a smell?" Mick starts running towards the tree, Paddy following close behind. When Mick gets within 20 feet of the tree, a machine pops up and cuts him down and he yells out to paddy to warn him "It's not a bacon tree." Paddy says, "what do you mean it's not a bacon tree? There's bacon all over the damn thing." Mick, looking like death, says, "It's not a bacon tree." Paddy says, "well, go on then, what is it?" Mick lies there, and with his last dying breath says, "It's... It's It's It's a ham bush."

[@Lee-qu6se]

Goddamit

[@LegendOfGoatCheese]

You sir, deserve some bacon.

[@CorbbinGoldsmith]

Nick Cage Sorry, I'm a vegetarian.

[@LegendOfGoatCheese]

A... lettuce?

[@CorbbinGoldsmith]

And a cheesy nomelet!

[@netherdominater9960]

OMG I JUST REALIZED THE IRONY OF HIS DEATH - HIS LAST NAME WAS BEAR AND HE DIED IN A BEAR TRAP!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!

[@jaysonbrown8865]

Hilarious

[@Chris-wj7br]

OMG YOUR RIGHT!!!!!

[@Abb-ul9sg]

That isn't ironic.....

[@graceironwing5697]

finally someone notices his last name and the near trap!

[@NinthArcher]

+Nether Dominator He did not die, that was just a meaty suit he made to protect himself XD

[@KieranKey]

This has got to be one of my favorite ones. I always come back to rewatch it.

[@BlytheWestchild]

Literally didn't know this was Arin until the godamn open world Sonic playthrough

[@kevlarpevins]

Arin’s accent sounds more Australian than Ross’s, the actual Australian

[@supanerdreviews4056]

Kevin Melhart this is arin? The game grump?

[@wingedlynx2584]

supanerd reviews Yup

[@thatcokestuff]

Ross' accent faded over time, I think. But nonetheless Arin's is awesome haha

[@twoDie4]

Kevin Melhart Arin's is more stereotypical if anything.

[@TheNorthie]

Ello my name is Ross!

[@Iechugaa]

4:16 please tell me the zebra was made of jelly..

[@erik17cool]

It isn't jelly. It's something else..... It's fresh homemade strawberry jam :3

[@wyljones9719]

Yuki Cross yuki .o. >.

[@schwarzerritter5724]

Of course it is. Anything else would not fit with the joke.

[@erik17cool]

marmalade.....

[@schwarzerritter5724]

***** Isn't that the same thing?

[@claysoggyfries]

If this was real, I'd totally live outside

[@conyo1942]

Death just means you've finished... surviving

[@GroovyD13]

I watched this when I was twelve and I still reach in the back for the freshest milk

[@minemon6804]

omg i watched it so often and never realized it

[@0g0dn0]

Words to live by.

[@donaldveal862]

is he in the place in cloudy with a chance of meatball 2

[@kinghubris2536]

... Holy sh*t ...

[@ilovepotatoes6232]

+Sylvester Bukhave Edström *shit

I thought it would turn out to be a dessert island.

[@camospacemonkey9769]

Ted BEAR died in a BEAR trap

[@giggityking6505]

No, he is in the TORIKO universe

[@tofutony]

Arin from Game Grumps is the voice of Ted Bear?!?!

[@DemiLovatofan_Lovatic]

Yes!! He talked about this character In their latest video from Sunday.

[@Bacillus4]

If the wild outdoors were like this I’d go camping more often.

[@Armystuntman]

Conspiracy theory time! He's actually hallucinating from the start, and died from eating raw leaves and animals, ie he was eating ants, fire ants, cacti, and drinking crustacean piss.

[@bluecherrybeezcake6168]

I totally agree with that theory

[@eviltoad746]

I agree with that but I think he was near death and his cameraman killed him by shoving him head first into a bear trap

[@bluecherrybeezcake6168]

Lol that's a possibility

[@cmm07r]

I was thinking the hallucination thing as well but I thought we were going to find out he's been "surviving" in the local supermarket.

[@TieGuardian]

i agree with that also the more you got in to the video the more hallucinations he had so that can go along with it :D

[@imadog8683]

But on other notice, WHO FILMED THE CAMERA MAN

[@miilk.]

Lol there’s always multiple camera men

[@MrGoblin1000]

Satan.

[@bubblebuilds1864]

Hmmmm...

[@catmagedsproductions1998]

Umm another starving man

[@yourlocalfestivefurry354]

the camera camera man

[@Galaxy-MusicX]

What really got me was when he pulled a quart of fresh milk from the inside of a tree. 😂

[@emperorrudolph4211]

Bass Galaxy I still don’t get that joke. So sad

[@dragonare715]

Who else came here after his appearance in the prison break?

[@snaketooth0943]

I did and on Christmas eve too!

[@xDragonHybridx]

Holy fuck, I didn't even realise this was Arin from GameGrumps

[@MegaGanash]

+Sleepy Wuff The Egoraptor

[@xDragonHybridx]

Goku San The one who is Grump

[@waverazor]

I guess the credit at the end for egoraptor wasnt obvious enough.

[@xDragonHybridx]

Wave Razor Well sorry to single you out as the person that actually reads the credits.

[@DeepCFisher]

+Sleepy Wuff I just heard it on the godhand 2 play through too lol

[@swiftythegathering]

I did not realize that Ted Bear was Egoraptor

[@matthewlam7357]

Lol

[@aidanangelo5815]

Hi

[@jeridjuarez3927]

ikr

[@xVirtualPsychox]

Caesar I JUST REALIZED IT

[@joeytofil6751]

C'mon mate, try and keep up!

[@snakexgamesgg4109]

2:18 me at a friends b day party

[@zar1536]

r a i s i n s

[@trashdragon6289]

“Oh hi, you didn’t see me there. Wanna know why? bEcAUsE iM bATmAn.”

[@francis9986]

4:18 The only picture that actually could have been realistic XD

[@nintendoking4769]

Poor camera guy, he’s really starving there Edit: I really didn’t think I’d get this much likes, but thanks

[@businessmanperson7874]

The only thing he hungers for is survival

[@Salty_fenrir]

He's apparently not very good at survival

[@simonghostriley9436]

Nahhhhhh he's fine

[@rognogtauie2.049]

Yup. Why shouldn't he eat some foodimals too?

[@DrRitterstein]

Wait, you don‘t look like that?

[@shizumeru_]

I feel like this should be older than 6 years

[@Ajchubgainer]

2005 it says in the description

[@shizumeru_]

@@Ajchubgainer No, read the whole thing. 2005 is when cyanide and happiness was created

[@Ajchubgainer]

@@shizumeru_ Oh, you're right. But it does say this is a re-upload of an old animation so it seems it's older than 2013. It's a mystery!

[@olivergamble6009]

Did someone say... SURVIVAL

[@snaketooth0943]

I understood that reference.

[@SmileyFaceStudioss]

3:47 We all saw that coming...

[@bri-bear2184]

Did the Camera Guy even survive?

[@spookyslitter4294]

Bri- Bear well ted died so he's no longer working and he’s surrounded by food so yeah

[@defaultmate]

No

[@brunolance2551]

Plot twist: He set the bear trap there

[@iliadnetfear2586]

He did not...know why? Because he's NOT Ted Bear.

[@Lil_Kelly]

Bri -Bear yh when Ted die he ate him

[@jacobm92]

Came back to this after years, I like how he gets progressively fatter

[@wanemhang2755]

When you have to do the shopping by yourself as an adult

[@samanthalomtatidze4989]

As an European, that's how I imagine America's nature.

[@alexwiedler4030]

All of America's nature isn't candy. Some of it is fast food.

[@tenibrosity3425]

+Alex Wiedler hey only Americans like me can talk shit about america. jk lol

[@alexwiedler4030]

+Freak Shadow well I'm also American,sooooooo

[@walruskimjungun957]

This is completely accurate, as I'm American.

[@henny_9537]

Dead on why do you think we're so ft we have bacon trees muffin bushes

[@JimboShogun0686]

okay now I think I am ready for survival in the wild now

[@callumr2117]

Same

[@socrates1168]

3:33 minecraft dirt sounds

[@imperialbricks1977]

This is actually how Arin survived in Florida.

[@gamencraft818]

Only other one who knew who voiced him.

[@TheBlacksadow]

@@gamencraft818 It's not like it's in the credits or anything, lol

[@ragewolf2599]

@@TheBlacksadow Most of the time people don't look at the credits. I just found out that he voices to Ted Bear today by just randomly going to his main Twitter page and decided to watch his voice acting demo reel. THIS is the most surprising and amazing one to me

[@a.t.p.21]

who wishes this was real

[@playmatexbarbie901]

I made that joke longer than u bud. Keep trying. BTW that one like was most likely from u

[@nappyhead2666]

+Terrence Nguyen that's not a joke, nobody cares about you.

[@haloaddict1128]

+Park Avenue Hahahaha

[@boringron5114]

+Terrence Nguyen yep, no one cares

[@MagentiumPRIME]

meh

[@samuelsanaee]

RIP Ted Bear, a lovely person and a lovely explorer. You will be missed. Heaven got itself a new angel.

[@kertaspaper94]

He's going to bring it down with his weight.

[@mrepicdood9953]

He survived! Did you think Ted Bear would die so easily?

[@cosmeticboom3760]

*Albatross hits plane* Plane: “I’ve decided I’ve want to die” *explodes*

[@user-dd5mh1kz2p]

Albatross with poor eye sight

[@sonicmastersword8080]

Its a reference to the poem The Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Killing an albatross is considered to be harbinger of ill fortune.

[@mohammedjasirj5546]

This episode was really a heart-touching one!!! 💓

[@kwonster8824]

Ooohhhh I get it. Ted Bear. The bear trap. Nice one, wonder if Bear Grylls is watching this lol

[@xpmatters2677]

This video is of Man vs wild Behind the camera scenes

[@danielblack4190]

Yeah I watch him too he’s a pro at surviving unlike this nub

[@Z2Obsidion]

Not anymore

[@TheCaptainSplatter]

@@danielblack4190 except he eats a normal meal off camera. Then again it's just to show you how to survive. He's not surviving on his own. I believe there is another show that actually was legit. Dude brought his own camera along.

[@TheMemeMan755]

@@TheCaptainSplatter My theory is that this video is a parody of Bear Grylls actually eating regular food behind the scenes

[@user-pv3li3ug3o]

Chocolate Chip Muffins . . . (Spit out)...raisins.

[@RoleplayUnderMaintenance]

Tiny Tina

[@divinethundia9111]

*[ tribal music ]*

[@tanujkumar1576]

[In thick aussie accent] Raaaysins

[@midnightarcanacentraltv5815]

Thanks for that completely original comment

[@rickyhernandezallstar]

🤨 Were those muffins ants inside the log?

[@railfannerjs6308]

3:21 Now! Ugh….? Teh-Tuh trick to uh… *huff* survivilooolih….*huff* I’m aboutn nuhh *huff*

[@tavionllamas6982]

POV: You beat skyrim and make a journey to eat every piece of food in the entire map

[@lemin3625]

I want a bacon tree...

[@crackdealer4208]

Grow one then!

[@myrkagallegos3666]

^^^^ .-. Really

[@lemin3625]

Nicolas Alonso i wish. God, i feel bad for Vegitarians. They miss out so much. My bff is one.

[@Schallazar]

Brivids! Dear Vegetarians, Pitcher plants and Venus Flytraps both eat meat. Even plants think you're wrong

[@erebus7306]

Schallazar Burn Nice one

[@nicholasmarsh7046]

looks like teds milk expires in 2 days

[@yobin3711]

Shit

[@BriansBrian]

Nic's Channel it expired today

[@nintendoatarikiller]

It's expired today

[@sly_pork_product1886]

Nic's Channel

[@potato9084]

Nic's Channel 2 days and 8 months expired

[@user-wy9cj5dh6n]

Bro is teaching me to survive in my kitchen 💀

[@cannabliss6341]

9 years ago holy shit were did time go, all my ogs out there remember watching this when it first come out

[@Cisco_24]

The milk part had me rolling😂😂😂

[@TeePowell]

Lol. Did you see the junk mail one? I almost died laughing...

[@Cisco_24]

I'll take a look at it now!

[@kaylanichter6670]

Tee Powell ik thats the funniest one!! xD

[@mikecheck237]

Lmao it gets me every time!

[@clutchstromz1245]

That always happens to me with the muffins

[@xavigolden8287]

Until I was seven, this was totally how I thought food worked.

[@ranieldale4842]

Wow

[@phantomr277]

Most people discover that at 8 or 10 years, you should be proud

[@tjbaner6773]

Really though

[@zeeshanmuhammed8883]

+Xavi Golden American ?

[@qaiser648]

+Cant think of a name right now 8 or 10 Are you kidding me? Then me and everyone I know must be Einsteins.

[@mershgang7349]

Probably there most favorite skits is ted bear everyone has been wanting more of Him

[@scaletower5431]

I wonder what it would be like if Ted Bear and Steve Irwin teamed up.

[@ariffrahimi5778]

This is probably how bear grils see the world

[@TDF-kt9tl]

Kaneki Ken nice

[@-69-.]

It's bear Gryls

[@anthonydemauri4095]

Kaneki Ken d

[@persona9350]

Kaneki come back haise sucsk

[@farisakmal2722]

does he see piss as ice cream?

[@nazhrin9686]

[ *tribal music* ]

[@jadenn.hernandez7784]

MuhammadNazhrin MuhammadNazhrin luks liehk im goonna hahff tu drink my own pee

[@OmbBobSFM]

*[ bongos intensifies]*

[@BardiXOfficial]

Blind people: *Dancing in tribal masks and skirts made of leaves*

[@OmbBobSFM]

*[ Tribal men chanting "ooga Chaka ooga Chaka ]*

[@xandrosmundo2882]

*[ SAD MUSIC ]*

[@rodrigohurtado9333]

Ted is back in the new video!

[@robot297]

It took me 10 years, but Ted Bear falling into an actual bear trap is the funniest thing ever.

[@RoseSupreme]

Now THAT is a much harder way to survive - avoid all those irresistible treats if you get full.

[@davidlmboydon7216]

I agree

[@Jaypool1999]

If it was that easy he wouldn't have died. Or, he's just a weak-willed person.

[@davidlmboydon7216]

lol

[@alexzerwas6884]

Dat Profile pic doe...

[@KirkPwns]

The only candy related thing I eat is chocolate. Fuck that fruity shit.

[@xherm3s360]

RIP in pepperoni Ted Bear but wait what if Ted Bear was not kill?

[@KenoReplay.]

+Joshua Mabry watch part 2....

[@xherm3s360]

+Lord Voldemort and His Death Eater's Video's of Evil I did, so that's why the end said "but what if Ted Bear was not kill?"

[@KenoReplay.]

but he didn't die.......

[@xherm3s360]

Lord Voldemort and His Death Eater's Video's of Evil exactly. Its MLG language for what if he didnt die

[@I_love_Grant_Fisher]

archer cat

[@shakespearchakma9729]

Now I know, how Bear Grylls sees the world.

[@therubberchicken-industri]

Ted bear theory : Ted bear had a eating problem or eating disorder. And died from a heart attack Everything's you saw in this video is him struggling to overcome his disorder but failed

[@adamwalsh5801]

The music at 3:52 is beautiful. Cyanide must have composed it because it's not an original song. Well done.

[@jobowisheshewasnomo4171]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIjSm2N-lpppn6M

[@ringostingo5892]

You mean it IS an original song?

[@trein6958]

@@ringostingo5892 your right

[@yrussq]

Well-known chord progression Watch Philipp Glass - Truman Sleeps, Muse - New Born

[@TrulydaMoosey]

Ouf.

[@NoOne-zo5zr]

This dudes hairline is the McDonalds logo. I'm loving it headass.

[@mynameis9776]

Savage

[@leviisackerdaddy3196]

I love how there avatars or characters they make is simple, but detailed.

[@YesIAmDavid]

Watched this on release when I was 13 And it still cracks me

[@UltamatesuperSaiyan]

anyone else think that the camera man was the one who put that bear trap there?

[@yeast7485]

Of course

[@pghtrouble]

yea

[@koledornseifer6567]

I did not realize that Egorapter did the voice

[@Dave-jl3us]

I just found out too! :o amazing

[@gavart4509]

Wait are you serious?

[@nemak89]

pause at 4:32 ;)

[@dracibatic2433]

Holy crap!

[@jackbotman]

I knew all along

[@qiuyingxiao2277]

Who’s here after (The clean escape part 3) where ultra Ted comes into play

[@generaminutemenow676]

That has part 2

[@hannahbanana4359]

The ascent just makes this way more better

[@andrewcabrera505]

They somehow got me to actually feel emotional

[@andrewbay8891]

Arin Hanson voiced this??

[@Mrnedned100]

yeah

[@spliffypumbaschannel]

Just got to know this on the arin wikipedia thing, completely mindblown

[@hellish.fandom]

Lusen Son same lol

[@ruelish5558]

Arin is really good at Australian accents wtf

[@marshio1533]

Why are you all surprised? Arin is a great voice actor.

[@MattGallagherComposer]

This is just the premise of Toriko

[@quack676]

I love the fact that he actually manages to gain weight in the middle of nowhere

[@Datroflshopper]

So realistic. It pokes fun at how bear grylls always has some sort of food or a knife or a filtration kit handy nearby

[@ceazuh]

he does always have a knife, but i don't think theres ever been an episode where he has a filtration system... he's always made it or filtered it through a survival method. The man is a green beret and one of the youngest to scale mount everest, people need to give him more respect :\

[@erika9287]

Cesar Cardenas Besides his show wasn't about him surviving it was about showing you how to survive if you end up in that scenario

[@PlayfulY0g1]

Cesar Cardenas SAS. ...he's not American

[@erika9287]

Chris Niedt What the hell kind of name is Soap?

[@ceazuh]

Chris Niedt oh yeah i got mixed up :P

[@darthkarnage7538]

So this what it would be like to survive the wild

[@redviper2377]

Tots I got lost and I found a chocolate pond

[@lunlun8276]

I found the cheese dessert when I got drove off from my exploration group.

[@mak3x7]

Have you not played candy land

[@jacobvernon6442]

I once got lost and fell into some nestle quicksand

[@microwave4362]

This dude downloaded Minecraft Mods that ain’t fair

[@shadowshedinja6124]

There's actually a sky factory modpack that has bacon trees

[@Xrtraitor]

😂😂😂😂lol.

[@sarangbhardwaj1052]

Shakespeare: All world's a stage Ted Bears: All world's a lunch

[@NixDarkLord]

it appears a Ted announcement in description, xD

[@giggityking6505]

Is TED BEAR living in the TORIKO universe?

[@jonmass4676]

Ïl

[@celadon6554]

Arin's Ross impression sure is good.

[@alekkoha7578]

Bacon Flavored Cola 😂

[@tangerinelizardsstuff2914]

Plot twist: Ted was on heavy drugs before filming, causing him to see weird shit

[@NeonTheCoder]

bugsnax

[@TH3_INFID3L]

Yep