Ted | Canadian First Time Watching | Movie Reaction | Movie Review | Movie Commentary

[@shreknet]

FLASH! Ahahhh .... Saviour of the Universe!

[@AFMountaineer2000]

He saved with a mighty hand every man, woman and child

[@inhumanmusic1411]

@@AFMountaineer2000 In the land. Flash!

[@mr.joshua6818]

And the second best Jets quarterback ever.

[@TheMsLourdes]

@@mr.joshua6818 You take that back! He saved every one of us, including that guy!

[@mr.joshua6818]

@@TheMsLourdes I'm not saying Flash isn't incredible, just saying Joe Namath is a slightly better quarterback... and dresser.

[@bigsarge8795]

Greatest reaction ever... George is absolutely losing it while Simone has her WTF face

[@NikkieTwix]

George’s laugh is infectious 🤣 I love it

[@MoMoMyPup10]

They do make the perfect Reaction Odd Couple channel. It's a little over the top at times (that's just my taste) but when it's good (like this) it's the best M/F combo on the Tube.

[@RyoHazuki224]

I do love when George laughs so hard he has a hard time breathing! Thats when you know its a good ass laugh!!

[@MrChatsarecool]

Simone grimacing pretending so many jokes in these films are too offensive for her to laugh is such a cop out. Fair play to George for doing an actual real reaction

[@amosmoses5630]

It is a dude flick

[@TwistedSage]

34:13 Seth asking Neil if the stars in the sky are correct was probably because Neil complained to James Cameron that the stars in the sky were wrong in Titanic.

[@willv7868]

I'm pretty sure Cameron went back and fixed the stars for a DVD release.

[@3y35poihjpn]

He sounds like such a bellend... like who cares 😅

[@Henchman_Holding_Wrench]

Tyson mentions this in one of his appearances on the JRE podcast. First time, Cameron said it was a time issue and he wasn't directly overseeing that part. Second time, saying it didn't really matter. Then third time, someone working on the special edition called Tyson and said Cameron instructed them to ask him for the correct sky. Tyson was also asked for a quick explanation of the big bang over lunch with MacFarlane. He later found out he was credited as a scientific consultant on an episode of Family Guy. I like when people care about details that much.

[@erikjohnson3859]

@@willv7868 James first asked Neil how much more money he thought Titanic wouldve made if the stars were correct. But then James folded and changed them for an anniversary release, lol.

[@StarkRG]

@@erikjohnson3859 Sounds like James Cameron thinks that how much money a movie makes is the sole indicator of its success. This does explain a lot of his more recent films...

[@diarrheagondola]

As a man from Georgia, I can confirm that newscast is accurate. Teddy Ruxpin was more than just a teddy bear. It had a tape deck in the back, and it was designed to read you stories (or play NWA albums if you were me). Oh yeah. The Carson interview was actually Emmanuel Lewis. His response to "I thought you were going to be taller" was "Yeah, me too."

[@Zack_410]

How'd you get it to play NWA albums??

[@diarrheagondola]

@@Zack_410 It was a literal cassette deck. There was extra data magnetically encoded to allow lip sync with the stories, so you didn't get that feature with gangsta rap, sadly.

[@robertsmith4681]

You have not lived until you shove an Ozzy Osborrne tape in the back of a Teddy Ruxpin and hit play...

[@caddyguy5369]

​@@diarrheagondolaWould have been cool to hack the encoding and make some custom tapes.

[@CoolFrozenYak]

Lets not forget the children's cartoon series. Huh-hoooo.

[@bwlynn73]

Fun and useless fact...They filmed the Norah Jones concert scene at The Hatch Shell in Boston and me and a couple of friends were audience extras, way in the back. We were there for 8 hours. The band would come out and play music in between takes and set up and Seth McFarlane would also have raffles of different prizes. Near the end of the night they raffled off a big screen TV and I think some guys from the Patriots or the Bruins came out to present it to the winner. It was a fun day. We left around 11pm and the PA's were giving away what was left of catering. We ended up with a platter of sandwiches and a couple of pizzas.

[@Dr.Acula76]

That makes sense because the guy who got domed by the mic stand was former Boston Bruin Shawn Thornton

[@davidpumpkinsjr.5108]

If you go on to do Ted 2, make sure you see the extended cut. There's a lot of extra jokes and the Knight Rider scene alone is worth it.

[@JayM409]

Ted's ringtone is the theme from Knight Rider.

[@danielpena4472]

Man George made this scene 25:48 even more funny with that FART tshirt he's wearing Lol

[@mikeburke8772]

So, fun fact, the guy that rushes the stage and gets domed by the microphone stand is former NHL player Shawn Thornton.

[@mcfierce]

Suck it, Felger!

[@coreyrees840]

Did not know this

[@Gabeghouls]

Oooh that’s fun! Pretty sure he was on the Bruins at the time, so that’s probably the connection with being in this movie.

[@AdamJ09303]

Umm ok

[@mcfierce]

@@Gabeghouls yup

[@the_33rd]

If you wanna watch a left of field Patrick Stewart film, The Green Room doesn’t miss.

[@dekulruno]

When Ted says about his drug dealer, “I’ve known this guy since 9/11” that was true of Seth McFarlane and Mark Walberg, they were both supposed to be on one of the hijacked flights but both missed the flight and they were stuck in the airport together when the later flights were canceled.

[@zombieslayer02gjustzombies85]

That’s some effed up lore of them dudes

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

Wow,that’s kind of creepy.

[@paulfrombrooklyn5409]

Just to clarify, Mark Walberg changed his plans a little in advance of 9/11. He was going to the hijacked plane but decided a few days before the flight to go up to Toronto. Seth McFarland was supposed to be on the flight but he was out partying the night before and when it was time to get up to go to the airport to catch flight 11 on 9/11, he was to hung over to try to catch the plane so he decided to wait one more day. Close call for Seth.

[@DAMIENDMILLS]

And Mark has said that if he was on the plane, that he could have stopped the attack.

[@finishin.my.coffee8780]

The kid from American Pie was supposed to be on one of the planes too.

[@vilefly]

Ok, you two need to see the 1980 Flash Gordon movie. It's just awesome, high budget camp. At least watch it for the costumes.

[@chrisn4315]

Watch Ted 2, definetly. Different, but great, too. And watch _A million ways to die in the west,_ also by (& with) Seth MacFarlane. Also: Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson, Giovanni Ribisi and Sarah Silverman in hilarious roles.

[@Brian-qn7fn]

Ted 2 is terrible.

[@chrisn4315]

@@Brian-qn7fn And why would you think that?

[@tremorsfan]

I really like his followup movie A Million Ways To Die In the West.

[@bryanr8897]

Yes! Do this!

[@stevenclarke4067]

THIS!!!!

[@Brian-qn7fn]

You may want to get evaluated for head trauma.

[@tremorsfan]

@@Brian-qn7fn So because you don't like it I'm not allowed to like it?

[@stevenclarke4067]

@@Brian-qn7fn so your way is the only right way? Good luck going through life like that

[@grife3000]

I mean you have to watch Flash Gordon now.

[@donrichards271]

Maybe on Cinecringe.... I was going to say not to mistake it for the X rated Flesh Gordon but that could be hilarious.

[@titanuranus3095]

​@@donrichards271You wash your mouth with soap! Flash Gordon is an absolute banger!

[@donrichards271]

@@titanuranus3095 It has its charms but without a really big buzz, I find it too cringey.

[@titanuranus3095]

@@donrichards271 My advice to you is to erase the word "cringe" from your vocabulary. It is the cop inside your head, your internalized facist hatred of yourself. It stands betrween yourself and having a good time.

[@donrichards271]

@@titanuranus3095 That's what the weed is for.

[@zeer0squared]

Yes! Ted 2 is good too. As well as the TV series, surprisingly hilarious.

[@Brian-qn7fn]

Ted 2 is terrible.

[@abc.animal5143]

@@Brian-qn7fni liked it more than the first

[@MysticLeviathan]

You should definitely watch both ted 2 and the tv series

[@NeelTheSphynx]

Emmanuel Lewis was a child actor on the show Webster and has a form of dwarfism which causes him to still look very much like a child even though he is currently 53.

[@Paul_Waller]

That's why he said "Me too" (he'd thought he'd be taller too.) :D

[@jamestaylor3805]

His bit in Dickie Roberts was so damned funny.

[@jamesmorgan4121]

Must see Ted 2 guys and soon. Just as good as this one.

[@hulkslayer626]

The scene with them cleaning the turd from the floor is one of the funniest scenes in movie history in my opinion. I don't know why it tickled my funny bone so good, but it just did! First time i saw this movie I legit almost passed out because i wasn't breathing because i was too busy laughing 🤣

[@davevannatta985]

You know you have to do a reaction to the Flash Gordon movie now right

[@nkfd4688]

Thank you.. for saving every one of us 🥺

[@wardenm]

Teddy Ruxpin was this electronic teddy bear in the 1980's with a moving mouth, and cassette tapes you could put in his back, of children's stories he would then narrate. Pretty sure he had a short lived tie in cartoon as well.

[@xsanguine8]

I think it's funny how much longer the tie-in merch for the cartoon lasted, when compared to the actual bear.

[@digidv85]

Great choice. Hope you get to Ted 2 at some point as well. Very excited to watch this.

[@scotthewitt258]

How much charisma does Seth have? This was literally the first movie outside of the Bond franchise that the Broccolis allowed to use a song from a Bond film.

[@unexon]

Really need to watch 2nd movie and the TV series. Movie is great, but show... Damn! Pure gold!

[@d4mdcykey]

_"Put your finger in the loop of my tag!"_ I'm dead.

[@codyclaeys2008]

Nora Jones is great 😂 she even contributed to the soundtrack everybody wants a best friend

[@SuprousOxide]

If your friend shits on your floor, and you don't want to make HIM clean it up, then it's YOUR responsibility to clean it up, not your girlfriend's

[@Dr.Acula76]

I would watch an hour and a half of Seth doing fish voices at the aquarium

[@KS-xk2so]

I love how Simone is like "Man, imagine coming home to strangers you didn't know would be there! I'd be pissed!" and just doesn't even mention the hot steaming turd in the corner on the floor lol

[@steampunk75]

“Look what Jesus did, Look what Jesus did, Look what Jesus did”

[@roucouk18]

When I first saw this, I felt like the dancing scene was a tribute to The Silence of The Lambs.

[@kalen1702]

Pretty sure it’s a reference to Airplane

[@jasonseipler2665]

​@@kalen1702 Different dancing scene

[@kalen1702]

@@jasonseipler2665 ah

[@YukoValis]

my favorite scenes are with the supermarket manager "You've got a lot of problems don't you?"

[@scotthewitt258]

Young Ted is voiced by the main bully beating up the Jewish kid.

[@The-Underbaker]

"Her reaction is 100% warranted" Hell no! He got to meet Flash Gordon!

[@jacotromp59581]

The TV show for Ted is actually great. A lot better than I thought it would've been

[@scotthewitt258]

I love 💕 how every episode is funny as hell, but also has heart!

[@Logan_Baron]

I haven't seen it yet, but I was encouraged that it was good when I saw some clips and saw that it was true to the movies, and not the Usual sanitized for tv version. There are so many tv adaptions of movies that lose the theme of the movie, even when they are made by the same people. And especially with it doing 'the younger years', I really expected it to be a kids version.

[@user-fb8lb2mo9c]

Yep, apart from ep6 it was a riot! I love the mother in the series, she is absolutely hilarious.

[@irktog5175]

I like it but no way that goofy looking kid grows up to look like Mark Wahlberg.

[@user-fb8lb2mo9c]

@@irktog5175 kinda looks like a young Jake Johnson to me.

[@Video_Crow]

If you guys liked this, you should check out another of Seth's movies - A Million Ways To Die In The West.

[@cjclark1318]

Bro the part where he swings the lamp and the chord gets caught on the ceiling fan gets me every time, I have no idea why but the way the lamp helicopters into his face looks hilarious

[@robfinlay8058]

Please can you review Flash Gordon.

[@mickymoist]

You should watch Flash Gordon now!!!

[@ieyke]

Seth MacFarlane and Neil DeGrasse Tyson are kinda buddies. Seth is the Executive Producer of Neil's series(es?) both Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey and Cosmos: Possible Worlds. Seth is a HUGE supporter of science and critic of anti-science bullshit. He's the one who donated the money to create the Carl Sagan and Ann Druyan Archive in the Library of Congress. Carl Sagan was the ORIGINAL host of the original host of Cosmos: A Personal Voyage, as well as being Neil's teacher and mentor. Ann Druyan, Carl Sagan's wife, is a creator/writer/EP of every version of Cosmos. Neil had an asteroid named after Seth MacFarlane. Seth asked Neil for the star advice as a joke to dunk on Titanic, because Neil pointed out the stars in Titanic were wrong, which I guess embarrassed James Cameron, because Cameron went back and fixed it on later releases. lol

[@bobapjok4241]

Puddy is so good in everything he does

[@MegaroadProducciones]

You need to see the second movie, and the miniseries. But also, you could watch The Orville series, which is also very, very good (although it starts a bit slow).

[@metatoto]

You guys should also definitely react to Million Ways to Die in the West.

[@rubenlopez2764]

If you haven't watched Grandmas boy, it's an underrated classic. Perfect for reacting. Not gonna win any polls tho.

[@jhornacek]

McFarlane is a big science nerd and fan of the old Cosmos show that used to be on PBS (?) with Carl Sagan. He met Neil deGrasse Tyson in 2008 and spent years trying to get a new version of Cosmos on the air. He used his clout with FOX to make this happen in 2014, and it was hosted by NGT. So the two were already friends when this movie came out, explaining how he could easily contact him for "the proper star-map in the scenes set in the past. Also, NGT famously pointed out that the stars seen in James Cameron's Titanic were wrong for that date. I think Cameron corrected them when he did a special edition of the film years later.

[@paulmartin2348]

Well done. I was in a good mood after watching this fun reaction and you bring up NGT and now I am sick to my stomach. Way to ruin a nice day with that horrible pile of trash. On the bright side you are banned for the rest of my life so that's an up side.

[@clericjin]

Would this movie push you guys to watch Flash Gordon next? hahaha! It's campy but an awesome campy movie.

[@Jimandtonic85]

Am I weird for Simone and George laughing hysterically, bringing utter joy to my day

[@ChrisXIllustratesXGaming]

Great, we gotta wait a year to see their reaction to Ted 2.

[@TomVCunningham]

Or longer. They still haven't reacted to "Doctor Sleep". 😢

[@ChrisXIllustratesXGaming]

@@TomVCunningham who?

[@immeasurablyme3698]

@@ChrisXIllustratesXGaming sequel to the shining

[@sdHansy]

They still haven't watched Matrix and MIB 2 and 3.

[@TomVCunningham]

@@sdHansy Uhhh... MIB 3 is okay. The rest of those...

[@JamesWiseMagic]

Ted 2 is still good but I think the first one is better. Although Mila Kunis isnt in the sequel because she was pregnant at the time. Still work a watch in my opinion.

[@larryclowers]

You should also watch Seth's other movie A Million Ways to Die in the West.

[@inhumanmusic1411]

If you guys haven't seen Flash Gordon, you need to do it. NOW!!!

[@Thom1212]

Now realize that Mark Wahlberg is Marky Mark (of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch) and an accomplished vocalist. Juxtapose that with the Octopussy song in this film.

[@ravenblack3474]

You should checkout the bloopers for this movie. They are hilarious. Mark Wahlberg can't properly pronounce Teddy bear

[@Meee-ye7sr]

You guys realize this is a comedy not a romantic drama don't you?

[@ChrisXIllustratesXGaming]

That's the issue with folks nowadays. They take comedies way too seriously.

[@manueldeabreu1980]

The big question. When do they react to Flash Gordon...... AAAA-AAAAAAHHHH!!!!

[@richiecabral3602]

Emmanuel Lewis was a child actor that starred in a very popular 80s sitcom called "Webster". I'm not really sure what his medical situation is, but basically, he was this super cute tiny kid, but then never really physically matured much beyond that. I mean he put on some weight, and maybe grew a little with age, but he never really grew to be the size of an average adult, and still has basically the same baby face, but he doesn't seem to have the features usually associated with little people or anything, so I don't know. Was a very talented child actor, and generally appears to be a real good dude.

[@vincegamer]

He has pituitary dwarfism, and is to this day 3 ft 6 in tall. (6 inches taller than he was when he played Webster)

[@angelohernandez6060]

The scary thing is Ted wasn't all that far off about woman from Boston. Went out with a few in my youth and Jesus! Swore never again! They had the foulest mouths and weren't afraid to let everyone in the restaurant hear it! Most embarrassed I have ever been in my life. To this day I avoid Bostonian woman.

[@guitarman8462]

Did you see who was in the church clapping with the mustache at the wedding ? It was " DALLAS " from " ALIEN "

[@canceltheapocalypse8190]

Mark Wahlberg’s comedic chops on full display here. Check out TED 2!

[@MrET-kr9zj]

TED 2 is just as good as the first and the Ted Series is just as good lol none of them are a miss even Seth McFarlane's show The Orville is solid

[@watsom3856]

Please watch Ted 2. It’s amazing. Just be aware Mila Kunis isn’t due to her being pregnant at the time.

[@ge_mig_nat_som_kanns]

Sure, you should not be required to lose your best friend. But does he have to stay at your place and sleep in your bed? I’m just not that generous

[@Berndhardiner]

Coming up on CineBinge: Flash Gordon - Saviour if the Universe! Please :D

[@MarcoGarcia-bj2kt]

If you stopped trying to guess everything about the movie whole time, just watch it you might see what happens 🙃

[@fes4ever950]

I highly recommend watching Ted 2 (even though there is one thing about it that is super annoying) and the show.

[@SmokinDroFrayser]

Gotta do part 2 and the TV show it is so much better

[@fusiliers]

I have a theory that people love working with Seth McFarlane. He gets some insane talent to do small roles and cameos in a lot of his projects, like The Orville, A Million Ways to Die in the West, etc.

[@LukeIsyourfasha]

Giovanni Ribisi dancing had me in tears

[@Higsby100]

Mark Wahlberg getting his ass kicked by a teddy bear will always hold a special place in my heart

[@jamesbond99]

now do ted 2 also a million ways to die in the west as well also do the ted tv series there all great

[@zombiepicnic9683]

MacFarlane is a big science nerd. He first met with deGrasse Tyson to consult on an episode of Family Guy (of all things). MacFarlane and deGrasse Tyson would team up in 2014 on a revival of the science doc Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey. MacFarlane, as an executive producer, made a large financial investment to bring the show to life, with deGrasse Tyson as the host. Both men were hugely influenced by the original 1980 Cosmos: A Personal Voyage, written and hosted by Carl Segan. While science docs probably wouldn't do great on the channel, I'd highly recommend watching both in your own time. The Carl Segan series has some of the most beautiful, poetic, and powerful writing that sticks with me to this day.

[@fayesouthall6604]

I remember watching the Carl Sagan series as a 12 year old and I loved it. Bought the book, got his previous books like Dragons Of Eden.

[@Logan_Baron]

Definitely watch Ted 2. It's every bit as funny as Ted.

[@andrewft31]

You guys need to check out this awesome movie called Sausage Party

[@cjdewsbury7981]

most underrated and favourite line of the movie is when John says "Chris Brown can do no wrong " in the club in 2008 💀

[@speedy_brennan]

Teddy Ruxpin is an animatronic children's toy that came out 1985 and was the best seller toy in that year. It had a cassette tape player in the back of it and would read Teddy Ruxpin Stories to children.

[@bryanr8897]

Ryan Reynolds also makes a cameo in A Million Ways to Die in the West and also doesn't have any lines. So does Django, but he does have lines.

[@warner13faulk28]

Ted 2 isnt as good, but the TV show was surprisingly good.

[@yourneighborhoodxenos]

Never saw Ted 2 but the series is my favorite part of the Tedverse. It was awesome and right up your alley

[@kylefleming7987]

Over 65K views in just over 20 hours. This video’s a hit.

[@Snapplemonkey]

Definitely watch the Ted show, it's very funny.

[@Deckaio]

I think, Ted 2 is even better. No idea about the series.

[@Daytondaily]

Devin not imo. The show is great though.

[@TheDaringPastry1313]

Not surprising to hear Patrick Stewart as the narrator when he works with Seth in American Dad voicing Stan's boss in the show. There is a Ted 2, but I don't remember it being as good. I heard the TV show got really good reviews and is only 7 episodes. Hasn't been okayed for S2 yet though.

[@MrRobeStern64]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS NOW TED 2 AND THE TED TV SHOW and 8:32 ahhhh Jeff winger (if u know what I’m referencing then thank u)

[@xander66644]

Ted 2 is worth seeing. You have some co-stars you would never think would be in this movie.

[@Flipcrash]

Im gald the Tv show exist for more Ted content

[@iUseVegas]

love ted movies and the tv show is great too!

[@OSVS_Mike]

Such a classic! Hope you guys can do Ted 2, equally as hilarious.

[@coreyhendricks9490]

Cool reaction as always Simone & George, you both take care and have a nice day

[@joshuacampbell7493]

Now, Ted 2.

[@Brian-qn7fn]

Ted 2 is terrible.

[@joshuacampbell7493]

@@Brian-qn7fn Your Terrible.

[@donaldmcclurejr.494]

Great reaction, CineBinge! Hopefully, in the near future you guys will react to A Million Ways To Die In The West and Ted 2! Both with Seth McFarlane imprint in the films. They're both hilarious! Keep up the quality content CineBinge!

[@Johnny_Socko]

_A Million Ways to Die in the West_ was so freaking good, and I hope it gets re-assessed over time and earns the recognition it deserves.

[@partypoppers1988]

Avoid the sequel, it ruins the spirit of this film.

[@thickerconstrictor9037]

Oh my God how do you skip over the best line of the movie. Right after stand up straight when you're talking to me Why the FUCK would he say that?! Edit: Omg ANNNNNND GOD DAMN IT IM HERE ON BUSINESS!!!

[@stanley2681]

Ted 2 is even better and raunchier. Please react to it.

[@PenneySounds]

Seth MacFarlane and Neil DeGrasse Tyson revived Carl Sagan's Cosmos series together along with Sagan's wife Ann Druyan, and they work with the Science and Entertainment Exchange, an organisation that connects entertainment producers with scientific consultants.

[@RimshotKiller]

Ted 2 is good, don't know about the show, though.

[@ghostsurfer23]

So I personally found Ted 2 to be funnier than the first one but not everybody feels that way. The show is phenomenal, though. It's a very different animal from the movies; it still has that raunchy humor but its a lot smarter, and its also just a really good family sitcom. Highly recommend the show.

[@ericlencher2356]

Did you forget there was a sequel????

[@SentientPotatoXIII]

I can't believe this is the first time y'all are watching this. This movie is hilarious 🤣

[@the_last_centurion]

Ted 2 is just as fun. The tv show is pretty good. You also need to watch A million ways to die in the West. Another hilarious film from McFarland.