TED CHIPPINGTON - Westgarth Social Club, Middlesbrough 23.05.2015.

[@theomanification]

You know, you've seen it, that meta comedy they have now, on the you tube, you've seen it...there's loads of meta comedians, I love all the different metacomedians: Ted Chippington

[@marlondaniels7912]

All the metacomedians.

[@user-kp9ud2xl4f]

They're all called Ted aren't they? All the Teds

[@eddienolan7129]

The sound engineer has let himself go

[@jimmarshall3724]

I thought Christopher Hitchens was dead. he's let himself go.

[@MontyCantsin5]

Time is passing, and something is happening...although I'm not sure what.

[@JohnSmith-el2nj]

Dara o'Brian really let himself go

[@Thewiganjoker]

Lenny Henry's let himself go.

[@mrgrimsdale6733]

Stewart lee has let himself go

[@garyrigby21]

Fave Ted joke, a mate of mine said Ted I'm in a dilemma i said there good cars those

[@drewdavies3010]

The funnest bit is when the heckerler told him his own joke. Meta.comedy.

[@masstransit2]

David Gilmour has let himself go

[@apolloc.vermouth5672]

He's dealing surprisingly well with being liked

[@wesmatron]

That fucking Hawkwind bit finished me off

[@54spatula]

Stewart Lee brought me here.

[@diskochimp]

Bogshed brought me here.

[@suzesiviter6083]

Me too, wish he hadn't.

[@bytefu]

I wish Stewart Lee brought me here too, but I'm not his son, so I had to use Internet.

[@KaryoSentiko]

The influences are really apparent. It’s like Stewart thought, what if I did Ted Chippington but actually made it funny!

[@JonJonJonJonJonJonJonJon]

Who

[@matthewstone1362]

Londons loss was Torquays loss.

[@YGriffiny]

Billy Corgan's let himself go.

[@jamesultima6144]

He really has aswell

[@theoriginalbluey]

Best one lol. His Billy Corgan impression WAS good though. But quick.

[@Diaconovable]

he had me at Hawkwind

[@thesaurus9226]

...So what happened about the bloke at the window at 3 in the morning?

[@elberno4243]

A bloke asked me "How far away is the church? I said "Ted Chippington is as funny as sanding your own testies"... Roughly speaking

[@Imalrightma]

ok he's finished saying that bit now

[@dinzdee]

Pierluigi Collina has let himself go

[@vaguemartin]

Twenty minute wents by.

[@Spirit-Of-The-Age]

Brian Eno has let himself go !

[@stevesandford8993]

Think of a JOKE... (Then DON'T tell it!!!) xx SF

[@notmyname9261]

21:37 That bit's so stupid it's brilliant!

[@andyth55]

Love Ted. There's a great interview by Stewart Lee with him where Stewart Lee asks him where it all started and he replied that he just got up on stage one night for no particular reason!

[@vebesese5632]

Yep. We know. Just like Stewart Lee is a privileged privately educated King Cnut who thinks he knows anything about poverty. Or being left wing. Well done you who want off as you revel in our pathetic world. Only my Degrees are better and more privileged than yours. Because I am cleverer. That's why I don't joke about it.

[@NAEBODY]

@@vebesese5632 have you calmed down yet?

[@Tamarlane389]

@@vebesese5632 sycophants! 😂

[@twatmunro]

@@vebesese5632 I do wonder, when Stewart Lee decides he's going to pick up a hooker, does he say to his wife's boyfriend, "Hey Tyrone, would you mind if I pop out for half an hour to shag a prostitute", or does he say "Can I be excused child minding duties for half an hour while I go out to shag a woman who works as a prostitute?"

[@Neontrifle]

@@vebesese5632 He was adopted, lived in a smallish house and got the private education through a charity.

[@deathtoyou56]

Hawkwind playing tonight

[@mungomidge1090]

Ted talk.

[@KittenBasher69]

He's as good as Russell Howard.

[@Jake-d8d]

All those Russells they have now.

[@KittenBasher69]

@@Jake-d8d You strike one down three more pop up.

[@williampark6704]

4 minutes in ... I''ve laughed about 4 times. I don't know why. I'm trying to figure it out.

[@vebesese5632]

Maybe you you can't think?

[@johnman559]

@@vebesese5632 Maybe you you can't use grammar.

[@rupertrivett774]

There is no getting away with it Ted Impersonations are amazing, definitely needs to go for the Super Record.

[@gazriley624]

i seen him in Liverpool and everyone was laughing so i don't know what he meant by that

[@JonJonJonJonJonJonJonJon]

Bunch of characters down there

[@stephendawe9145]

What bollox.

[@KarlHamilton]

Terry Christian's let himself go.

[@pulchralutetia]

The Mekong's let himself go.

[@getheroutofthetruck]

Darth Vader has let himself go.

[@rupertrivett774]

Stewart Lee knows his comedy

[@vebesese5632]

The lack of a full stop means I don't have to make the punchline.

[@bmcgoo6027]

This was just a mediocre 'comedian' dying on stage. Good to have such a thing on record though.

[@bobtav1]

This is this

[@pulchralutetia]

Why has Michael Macintyre had plastic surgery to make himself look like Ted Chippington?

[@alanchriston6806]

Saw Ted in Darlington, superb 😊🏴‍☠️

[@sammL19]

These bloke...er...wife, chap and little kids.

[@ryanburns6284]

Michael McIntyre’s let himself go

[@Hoopspur]

Yul Brynners resurrected and let himself go.

[@matthewstone1362]

That fella of Eastenders looks more loose than usual.

[@garyrigby21]

Harry hill's let himself go

[@daviddraper3871]

Does he drive 7.5 tonne trucks or bigger ?

[@rektrussians3675]

I miss the teddy boy suit and the old delivery. You could impersonate Ted Chippington on a guitar, he used to tell jokes using three musical notes. Ted's forgotten how to do Ted.

[@robbieclark2263]

this sucks, no matter how you look at it

[@garyhosty9874]

Hawkwind playing tonight ?

[@davidjames579]

I once got trapped in a taxi for a long-ish journey with a driver who was exactly like this guy. Same droning delivery, same attempts at profound or humorous stories. None went anywhere, and none were humorous or profound. They always sounded like he was drifting to a point, then he'd trail off, as if expecting you to supply the punchline in your head. One of the strangest people I've ever met.

[@thrashpilot]

he sounds awesome.

[@johnman559]

Your prose is extra ordinary👍

[@zygmuntthecacaokakistocrat6589]

terrible audio. It's like a electronic child's toy chip-tune version of Ted Whittington

[@odash76]

Any problems with the audio will be at source (i.e. the P.A.) as the audio was recorded separately on a Zoom H4n which is a high quality digital recorder.

[@MarcZERO1980]

FAWKING HILARIOUS! Tiss tiss.

[@KeyboardKramer]

Of course Chip is digging this.

[@richardgullick1867]

Fawkin homerun chipperson!

[@jamesbutler6253]

Now that's how to be funny by not liking comedy. Brilliant!

[@thereallyrealira4045]

rocking with rita yer sure cant beat her , oh no.

[@diskochimp]

"What did I let myself in for?"

[@olifromsolly6007]

The hawkwind joke always brings me to tears

[@theantiantichrist]

Emma Watson has really let herself go.

[@Supemarshallmarshall]

All I can say is if he had done this routine back in the 70’s in the hey day of working men’s and social clubs he would have been paid off within 10 minutes. Comedians by definition are supposed to be funny and get laughs. Not embarrassing responses. If his take is not to get laughs then what is the point. He has no presentation, delivery or material. How he inspired Stewart Lee I will never understand as Stewart Lee is the complete opposite of this guy in that he has superb delivery and excellent material. This “worshiping “ of this man is like the Emperors new clothes. Rubbish

[@stevejohnson4111]

I get it Bri .... you are being subjective and in a nutshell you are funnier??

[@Supemarshallmarshall]

@@stevejohnson4111 hello Steve. Actually I was a comedian for 20 years and toured with Roy Orbison, Three Degrees Johnny Mathis Cliff Cilla Yarwood Olivia Newton John and many others. Played the Palladium Royal Albert Hall and every major theatre and club in the UK Australia, Canada and this was all during the 70’s. Also recorded my own series for Yorkshire TV, Devised a kids show for BBC Called Get Your Own Back which ran for 8 years and nominated for a BAFTA Wrote for Russ Abbot Little and Large Canon and Ball. Started my career in the Northern Social clubs and didn’t get a laugh for 5 years but learnt my profession and developed into a very good comedian. After 20 years I decided to change direction as the “new” comedians came into force through Paul Jackson BBC producer who I knew. I greatly admired the new comics as they were because they wrote all their own material and changed the face of comedy. So comics like me had to adapt or change. I then went into Management looking after Wayne Sleep Sheila Ferguson from the 3 Degrees and was with Qdos Ents writing and directing their product for 8 years. So I do feel qualified regarding the comments I made about Ted. I love comedy and good comics and liking or disliking a comedian is very subjective. I hope this explanation goes some way to your understanding of my opinion. Best wishes Steve.

[@33338899]

Superb;thanks so much - Ted is just the greatest; Howard Devoto could have been one of the impressions

[@vebesese5632]

Middle class walkers who think they're working class. But I don't suppose you were homeless as a child. And neither was Ted.

[@tonysmyth4116]

@@vebesese5632 Give it up Vebe. Some of us love this. We just don't want to get into an argument with someone like you.

[@johnman559]

@@tonysmyth4116 Tony Smith of Penketh?

[@michaellavin6038]

Classic railway station heckle.

[@BadgerUKvideo]

+Michael Lavin I just woke up the rest of the house. 0_o

[@michaelpage8279]

fell asleep ,,,zzzzzzzzzzz

[@ianthomas4563]

i am in tears of laughter. Thank you Paul & Dave

[@mrgrimsdale6733]

Then youve completely missed the point

[@andrewryan7107]

Claiming to find something funny in this garbage is such classic borgouisie bollocks. I'm pretty sure at this point the reason folk claim stuff like this is funny, is an attempt to appear interesting, layered and yet still more intelligent than the meagre plebeian. When in reality, they're actually very one-dimensional, wooden cunts who lack any real substance.

[@vebesese5632]

Because you're not very bright. But we'll done that Stewart Lee told you what constitutes your comedy.

[@Polemicist0]

What a complete load of excruciatingly dire and utterly unfunny, self-indulgent rubbish. Ted Chippington's truly unique stand-up style, really is an alternative form of, so-called, comedy. Furthermore, I can almost visualise the tumbleweed being rolled along the ground, by the moderately strong desert wind, at the end of each joke.

[@Jordannadroj20]

You just don't get it

[@gillturner0201]

proper proper laugh,,thank you

[@robinsmith893]

Genius.

[@vebesese5632]

Genius doesn't exist. But I'm sure you're clever.

[@calfjm]

This guy is a fucking genius.

[@vebesese5632]

Genius doesn't exist. So a good start.

[@andrewryan7107]

This is that pretentious, "cliquey" comedy, where it isn't funny. If you don't think it's funny, then somehow you're someone who "doesn't get it". I do. I still don't find it humorous even with it's context established. About as funny as cancer in a child.

[@MCshlthead]

I'll be honest I much preferred his older style of just annoying the audience.

[@moodini99]

This is rubbish

[@uniikkiz]

Its a youtube video.

[@JonJonJonJonJonJonJonJon]

The Americans say ‘garbage ‘. They also say ‘pants’ instead of trousers yet they are correct because we only say ‘pants’ when we shorten the term UNDER pants. Hence those yankee folks are right. Our pants. Are under our pants.

[@tonysmyth4116]

Best rubbish ever . Now f... off!

[@noyoureafuckintube]

Ted's looking well!

[@badsexofficialthingy2026]

Loved Ted since the 80s, Top comedian.