Ted E. Bare Wonders If His Fur Makes Him Look Fat | Strassman Live Vol. 1 | David Strassman

David grills Ted E. on whether he ate the chocolates David bought for his girlfriend but Ted E. is more fixated on feeling fat.
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[@CallMeSonja]

“after i ate the choc- *haaaaaaaa* ..... after i- after the chocolates left” easily the best joke in this video

[@barbarajohnson3781]

This video very good

[@EsteemedReptile]

"I didn't eat those chocolates!" "That's good" "But they're gone....."

[@daydayluvsu]

Where are they?

[@EsteemedReptile]

Adayla Carlson They're HIDING! In my tummy.

[@its-morbintime]

"After I ate the choc...*nervous laugh*...After I-After the chocolates left..."

[@jacobtallack3410]

Justin Bellini girls aren't gonna kiss you if you're a guy alright and you know I'm a boy alright.

[@CallsignWrath]

This guy got me through a lot when the time was tough! He taught me to insult like chuck, love like Teddy, make the jokes like Sid, and take over the world like Kevin... Dave I don't know if you read these. I just want to say thank you for getting me through those tough times. I appreciate it.

[@tjstarblood624]

Anybody else ever watch these ventriloquists and forget that it's just a grown man talking to dolls and that they're not alive?

[@autumbreeze1129]

A lot of the time, even when they literally are saying it

[@ZandrielGrimm]

That's the sign of a good ventriloquist!

[@RavenCloak13]

Hell's Princess Especially when he cracked up at his own joke when he was doing Chucks part and when he did Ted’s voice it still sounded like Ted’s usually calm voice even though he was still cracking up a bit.

[@sueblondi4444]

Well yaaa, but still funny

[@generaljackson5741]

I'm pretty sure that's the point.

[@Salieri21]

The most accomplished characters in a ventriloquist act. So many levels and layers. I just believe they are real.

[@Amongus-vb1mp]

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[@kaizermierkrazy6886]

A decade later these shows are still fantastic!

[@mellovesmusic6532]

,,Ever catch your fur in a sipper?" ,,Not my fur...!" That killed me😂

[@krystalharwood4541]

ZIPPER

[@hakimdurand8427]

"Huh!?" 😂

[@eljayb991]

Ted E's "Well" always gets me!

[@kristycartwright5664]

Eljay B morning

[@TheAntHar1]

Dave? What colour is grass?

[@Willandsports]

I love it too

[@rachelodom7519]

"Chuck didn't brush his teeth last night. His toothbrush was dry."

[@mikkoletsplay8323]

"After i ate the choc…haaaaaaaaaa… after i ate the choc after the chocolate's left" Me still laughing

[@itsmechloe7249]

Same 😂

[@KameRiderGeatsfeverzombie]

That bear is a retard

[@markhallman8dofr650]

Mikko Letsplay 111111111qq111 111

[@tjstarblood624]

"So I'm fat without my fur?!" Dead.

[@isaach4936]

Search "shaved bear"....

[@kidsperriotte-zain8632]

No no no no he is not fat and ugly

[@tomboyraider1015]

Awww gotta love Ted E. ^^,

[@Snowfang00andco]

Ted E. Bare is so cute! So fluffy and cuddly

[@parker-boy98]

IKR?

[@nicholasrobertson4200]

I love how he can laugh at his own jokes on stage, and play it off, since he has three different characters he is playing on stage. Himself, Chuck and Ted. xD

[@mxdnightrxse2570]

My sister absolutely loves your work, David. It's one of the only things that calm her down when she's having a meltdown. Teddy is one of her favorite characters. Our family really appreciate your work. Thank you!

[@avadakedavra1428]

Watched his dvds over 100 times and still get a laugh out of it!

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

I don't know how you do it, but, thanks! All my best, Dave

[@NIPPONkidd]

6:46 - "Really? You have nothing better to do than sit around and watch KZbin?" Me: .....Yes. Whaddaya want!? I was home sick!!! And I absolutely LOVE David Strassman. CX

[@faolan1686]

Love this bit, and the one where Chuck convinces Ted his a figment of his own imagination. "I'm not real? My toes are real."

[@EnigmasExpeditions]

0:46 I feel you pain Ted

[@kyliejoy9416]

Ted E Bear rocks ... thanks Dave for the shows

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Kylie, Thanks for your nice words.. I'll tell Ted you said that! -DS

[@SK-rp7kw]

David Strassman chuck wood and ted E bear tandem are my favorites I really love this two guys

[@claytonbrown4764]

LMAO I love Chuck he is so hilarious 9:32

[@giddyup124124]

absolutely amazing. been to some shows - brilliant! how you can remember all the lines for yourself let alone 6 puppets is beyond me. one of a kind. come back to oz soon

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

+a Hey PlusA, Wait till you see my new show, iTedE; I do a sustained, 25 minute routine with 5 puppets and I, (6-way conversation), with me operating them robotically.. it's a mind blower.. DS

[@lindseysperry5572]

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[@NerdAlert8910]

2:47 Chuck didn't brush his teeth, his toothbrush was dry!

[@breeannajordan6507]

I love watching these!! Always put's a smile on my face, you're amazing Dave :) I would love to see you live one day.

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Breeanna, Thanks for your nice words! -Dave

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[@riend1891]

+David Strassman. Hello Mr. Strassman 😊 I just wanted to say that you and your puppets always make me laugh, especially Teddy. No matter what mood I am in, angry or sad, I don't stay in that mood long when I watch your shows. Keep up the amazing work you do *hug*

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Rein, Thanks for the kind words.. sorry for the late reply, but there's so many comments to get through. Keep watching and I'm glad I can put you in a good mood! All my best, Dave

[@themightyjaboccon]

Jeff Dunham is huge, and has been for a while, i respect and love his work, but everyone has to admit, is humor is very dry, there's really not much to it. there are ventriloquists, like David for example that easily deserve that much attention, probably more so than Jeff to be honest. its amusing, i watched Davids whole show on youtube the other night in parts, it was great, recurring jokes that turned into little stories between his different characters, its extremely well written and funny.

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

+ThePointlessSkills Hey, thanks for the kind words... my background is theatre, and that's what I try to put in my shows... My lastest, iTed E is a game changer... DS

[@themightyjaboccon]

David Strassman you're great at it, really interesting and funny, haven't heard about ITed E can't wait see.

[@sha11235]

+David Strassman I remember when you were on Comic Strip Live with various characters: Chuck, Baby Ricky, the Pendragons, Ted E. Bare, and Zatar (now Kevin). Glad to see you still doing stuff.

[@FoxyGuyHere]

I think he is funnier than Jeff. But for me Nina Conti is funniest.

[@aussieaction5307]

ThePointlessSkills Jeff Dunham is better than David, his humour isn’t dry, David’s is more dry than anything. Jeff Dunham deserves all the attention he’s getting and more, so fuck you.

[@MetallicAGirl14]

David Ted E and chuck had me laughing so much I love your jokes

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Glad you like 'em! Keep watching! Dave

[@TotallyMe1994]

Love him sooo much, saw the show about a year ago and couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kingparker42]

2:53 “ Chuck didn’t brush his teeth last night. His toothbrush was dry.~”

[@demon0981]

dude, thanks for putting these videos on KZbin! They're hilarious! LOL

[@Junhishiryu]

i dont know how I got in here but thanks god I found you! no joke, you're the best in your art. you really make your puppets so alive that it looks like a separate person lol. keep it up! you seriously need more attention

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hey H3h3, thanks for the kind words. I try really hard to be different.. If you think I need more attention, please spread the word.. All my best, -Dave

[@josephchambers2000]

How have I only just discovered this? It is gold.

[@nn-tw4nr]

I live this edition...I keep watching it over and over makes me laugh....

[@rayofsun5070]

2:54chuck didn't brush his teeth

[@gaytranny1124]

Ray Of Sun his toothbrush was dryyyyyy

[@CallMeSonja]

Your normal Unpopular gachatuber aren’t you a fucking snitch, man?

[@leonieweimer6674]

Hey Dave I live in Australia and because I've had 5 back operations that failed I suffered with bad depression but your videos really make my day please can you say hi to me I really hope so mate. I didn't get to see you when you were here in Australia because it's hard for me to travel but I love Ted E and Chuck

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Leonie, I'm glad my videos can make you happy and make you laugh. Laughter is the best medicine.. Good luck with your health, I wish you all the best. -Dave

[@leonieweimer6674]

Thanks mate

[@evansphenomenal]

what happened?

[@mjosephinefonzo2950]

I'M SORRY YOU DON'T FEEL WELL. I HOPE THERE'S SOMETHING THAT CAN BE DONE TO HELP YOU. GET BETTER AND KEEP YOUR SPIRITS UP. HEY Y'ALL FROM NEW JERSEY USA.

[@calegersbach8993]

Dear Mr Strassman, Ted E Bare is my favourite character. That's all.

[@kellymcginniss959]

Chocolate leaves when im around too!!

[@litadelos-santos8980]

Hi Ted E and Strassman thank you for visiting us in the hospital today, in Perth children's Hospital oncology 💖

[@claireharper9274]

I love Ted E, just so cute.

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Clarie, He loves you too! -DS

[@JordanaGrace]

I love ted e bear I have my own one and he is my favorite bear of all time ❤❤❤

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Jordana, I'll Ted you said that. -D

[@aliciashields6622]

absolutely love Ted E. Bare brilliant comedian can't wait until your next show in Melbourne

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

+Alicia Shields Hi Alicia, really appreciate your nice words. Can't wait to come back to Melbourne in Oct this year.. yay!! -Dave

[@aliciashields6622]

+David Strassman hi Dave really looking forward to it I missed your last show and super excited to hear your playing in Melbourne in Oct. I'll be there with bells on hope to hear from you soon

[@iothedutchie9594]

Teddy is awesome, love him

[@qweenlucy]

David Strassman Rocks

[@josephvohland4581]

My best friend pretends his teddy bear is ted e bare he loves him so much

[@sodabecca123]

OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS~!!!! I'M CRYING CAUSE IT'S SO FUNNY!

[@markhallman8dofr650]

Becca

[@stevonniewolf2951]

"Chuck didn't brush his teeth last night. His toothbrush was dry!!"

[@grantarmstrong9648]

Aren't you a fucking snitch man.

[@stevonniewolf2951]

@@grantarmstrong9648 It turned into a meme.

[@grantarmstrong9648]

@@stevonniewolf2951 Ikr

[@stevonniewolf2951]

@@grantarmstrong9648 And I'm not a man or woman. I'm both in my mind and spirit.

[@grantarmstrong9648]

@@stevonniewolf2951 no I was replying with a repeat of what Chuck said afterwards.

[@spider-manisawesome8572]

@David Strassman loved your shows

[@maychanwong1484]

I love Teddy and Chuck

[@carlmanvers5009]

I went to one of the Strassman shows at the State. Could well be in the audience. Fun night .

[@jadeypoop9755]

I've been watching this hallairous show for 4 years it keeps me occupied for hours your a very funny and talented guy my dad loves the show too I even have a teddy bear of ted-e Chuck is very hallairous (Question) Do you still do shows||And what channel?? 😊😊😀😄😀

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Jade, Glad you and your dad love my stuff.. I perform in Australia, mostly. Check out my website for more info.. www.davidstrassman.com -thanks! Dave

[@phoenixnorth3385]

I love this trio

[@markhallman8dofr650]

Phoenix North

[@tyroneward8184]

My dad got me in to this I watched them all like 6 times

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

+Tyrone Ward Hey Tyrone, Glad you liked it. Keep watching! -Dave

[@tyroneward8184]

+David Strassman I will your the best keep up the good work and I live in Australia ;)

[@tyroneward8184]

+David Strassman when I'm sad I just watch this and it cheers me up and I always end up laughing 😂 your the best

[@itsmechloe7249]

Tyrone Ward my mum got me watching

[@isabellawest5901]

u was watching this when I was 7, definitely where I got my humour

[@diesel_dawg]

Ted E. and his duck feet. :P

[@damnthoseyes]

Chuck didn't brush his teeth last night his toothbrush was dry!

[@nickbezdek2847]

😆😄😀😃😂😅 those puppets are great.chuck is my favorite

[@SillyGirl26]

who the hell put in that thing that said sitting around watching you tube? HUH! that was so fucking uncalled for! @ 6:35. I will watch you tube if I want damn it!

[@loilasea]

Love it..

[@joannewood6251]

awesome amazing wonderful

[@camscott4454]

ted is so cute and is my fav

[@damnthoseyes]

Ted: girls aren't gonna kiss you. Chuck: they can do other things. I love chuck and Ted e!!

[@feedeegan7780]

awwww i love Ted E Bear! He is beautiful!

[@thejasonselby]

Mother: Yeah yeah, I was in this hotel and the next thing I know I'm in a beauty contest. Me: Now I'm having a nightmare!!

[@Cooler4567]

9:31 lol 😂

[@jamievincent7825]

hi dave i really like your puppets they are so awsome i wish i could have them as my gift your puppets are really really funny

[@firemarioproductions2003]

“Chuck didn’t brush his teeth last night; his toothbrush was dry.”

[@xDispair]

Ted E is so funny

[@mjosephinefonzo2950]

I NEVER SAW THIS ACT BEFORE. I LOVE TEDDY BEARS AND YOUR TED IS SO CUTE. HE'S NOT FAT. HE'S CUDDLY 💙 PLEASE GIVE HIS FURNESS A HUG FROM ME. THANX FOR THE LAUGHS. DISABLED WOMAN IN NEW JERSEY USA.

[@reesaoneil9706]

Ok

[@reesaoneil9706]

Thanks for making my day

[@reesaoneil9706]

My coffee is done

[@mjosephinefonzo2950]

@@reesaoneil9706 U R WELCOME. I AM JOKING AND SERIOUS ALL AT ONCE.

[@julietgraystone6058]

Aww Ted's not fat he's cute cuddly and pleasingly plump!! And so soft looking!!!❤❤❤

[@markturnbull2711]

love ur shows

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Mark, thanks for the comment.. Hope to have more content up more frequently! -DS

[@markturnbull2711]

David Strassman cool can't wait!!!

[@markturnbull2711]

David Strassman still love Ted E

[@susu5865]

How my god I can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@QueenBambi1982]

My sis found your videos on Facebook, and she suggested for me to watch them and you are so funny. Your act is easy better than Jeff Dunham. I love him too but Teddy Bear is so much funnier than his. I'm glad my sis found you

[@Astharot90]

David you're the best! Chuck you too!

[@redvesper7463]

You are the best ventriloquist ever dave

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Dan Thistlewaite Thanks, Dan.. that means a lot... -Dave

[@lindseysperry5572]

+David Strassman Jeff Dunham rocks June 16 💑💑

[@markhallman8dofr650]

RED VESPER

[@tanyarock8362]

I love this video i watched it 10000 time teddy:well then i ugly and fat

[@sodabecca123]

I wanna hug Ted E. Bear. :hug:

[@GENX.80SGIRL]

looovve ted e bare.. awwww hes so adorable, the bear aint bad either lol *wink wink*

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

Hi Di, Ted likes you too!! Dave

[@GENX.80SGIRL]

Aww thanks dave.. kisses to you both

[@gaytranny1124]

I’m seeing his live show in Adelaide

[@DennisBillington]

Conker the Squirrel had a bad fur day.

[@FoxyGuyHere]

That is what I thought too

[@TheDumbassSoldier]

You know when chuck said girls can do other thinks thats like the best line ya know even i dont brush my teeth that always and i could say that for David XD

[@luna39900]

I like how his comedy is simple yet funny non political just plain simple and funny

[@comedyplus922]

MY FAVORITE VENTRILOQUIST ..Love Teddy_ The Nutty Ventriloquist

[@ARikaG8364]

so funny i died

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

+Tarika Givens Hi Tarika! Hope you're feeling much better now! LOL -DS

[@ARikaG8364]

David Strassman thxs i am but still laughing

[@Rinwrlds]

LMFAO IM JUST LIKE CHUCK

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

I hope not! Dave

[@yourlocalbozo4754]

2:42 was funny and flying fluffy ducks

[@sodabecca123]

A hug 4 Teddy~ :hug:

[@G.S.88]

At 7:41 he said: "Rubbing me down with pledge!"

[@maddieernst4156]

So funny 😂😂😂

[@brendagilchrist4997]

I so love Ted.E.Bare :) I have a big Teddy

[@86Doza]

Strassman you're a genius.

[@TheAntHar1]

Exactly

[@Marcos22904]

Comedy show extended with family

[@Phebes61]

I love Ted

[@benjamincleaver5214]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH TED E WAS SO FUNNY AND CHUCK

[@DavidStrassmanChannel]

+Benjamin Cleaver Thanks for your big laugh! -Dave

[@Insideheaven]

As childish as it sounds I wish teddy was real..he is just so cute, cuddly and Dave you did an amazing with this character. Respect and much love .. From Pakistan

[@julietgraystone6058]

Same I wish he was real too!!! Lol❤ I love Ted E Bear he's so cute

[@MrSixpaco]

soooooooooooo funny

[@brookeycookey555]

u are awesome

[@EmilioPuttonanime]

Cool

[@aikennzheljhunmandamian6603]

I had 2 questions. First is how many puppets do you had? And the second is. Is there any ideas, and names for making a new puppet? And btw ted youre so funny and cute , Chuck is like he badass puppet , Kevin is like cool and very nice alien and the rest of the puppets are pretty nice and it makes my jaw hurt. Keep it up david!

[@vance39]

Ted E. is a cute little guy.

[@markhallman8dofr650]

Ventriloquist Vance

[@vance39]

@@markhallman8dofr650 that's me.

[@neiltibbs648]

The best of the best of the best hello Teddy

[@user-mx1yr4ce1t]

The original TED talk!

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

👏👏😉

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五毛泽东

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