TEENAGE MUTANT GHETTO TURTLEZ!

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[@itsreal85vids]

Dashie the G.O.A.T

[@youngprodigytv4448]

You the geek im mad youtube are being bitches

[@inkoix5686]

Haha whats good itsreal, this vid had 2 funniest youtubers i know

[@TruhSeakingBuscandoV]

Man you guys are the shit!!!

[@JustBoredBru]

Both of you the goat lmao

[@Shadowtheoriginalone]

Me and my brother recognized you in this. Nice job.

[@reverselol6910]

he got them red October's!

[@Cancer2184]

itsreal n dashie 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@hndoo4496]

Cancer2184 i knew that was itsreal lol

[@lorddraugr3138]

All were missin is RDcworld N itsreal.

[@theartoonnerdologist411]

It says it in description

[@theartoonnerdologist411]

Blackout Shadow. It’s real is in the video

[@Maybe472]

1:36 da fuck u say boi 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m weak

[@scottlag3016]

1:35 "The fuq u say bwoy" had me laughing my azz off im done.

[@AnOnimOuZ1245]

Yoo i thought he was about to spit bars at 1:10 XD

[@Hellohumanspodcast]

Lmaoooo me tooo!! I thought he was gonna go in!

[@DarrianParker]

Same here 😂😂

[@virginiablankenbaker6911]

way to funny funnier than spongebob sweatpants

[@selassieaspen9940]

maybe...

[@OwariDa_]

Nah

[@ericzemaitis7388]

Dashie your animated videos are the best. I laugh for days. Keep making animate videos please

[@heshgxd]

Splinters part is funny asf I remember dying the first time I watched this 😂

[@user-mp3ii7fq2w]

0:22 Dem' bars DAT fire beat tho.... XD

[@mkklk537]

THE FUCK YOU SAY BOY KILLED ME🤣🤣🤣

[@applesauce9mm]

itsreal85 and dashie are my favorite youtubers for real!!!

[@alfredashford5924]

Teenage Mutant Ninjas turtles who were raised in San Andreas.

[@CASTILLO-bm4wg]

the Best mix tape

[@cozettevasquez148]

Hey dashie do you think u can do hood sesame street

[@trailblazercinder1671]

shredder, smoke's long distant cousions

[@Safa-vy8xy]

what them is? you got on them red octobers? loooooooooool

[@kamarthegod5835]

nahh dad ain't you same person that tried to put a Bugatti down the sewer

[@miyajack34]

lmao this shit had me dead

[@keshawnparson4552]

lol I'm dead😂😂😂😂

[@alizethetallwoman]

LMFAOOOOOO how master splinter says stfu has me rolling !!

[@Sasquatch_101]

Same lol, its something on the way he says it.

[@phillipwilson466]

P😹 fr

[@joshuaharris5551]

ikr

[@fluffywaifu6567]

ikr i was CRYYYYYINNNNGGG

[@jasesocool1006]

Get that rollin rollin rollin

[@kgbgamez3314]

Tha Fuck You Say Boi. LMAO

[@Spector1396]

Keenon B I bout died XD

[@Colours_Fading]

1:23 Splinter: This man rocking them yeezys and polo draws! Raphael: Man, April copped me these. Splinter: STFU!!! lol

[@VVM3368]

😂

[@complimentbot7015]

@@VVM3368 it wasn't funny

[@ggmate5155]

ComplimentBot it was

[@thegoat_lawrence5447]

Lol

[@abc123-c6c]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@JuniorMintz92]

6 years later, and shit is still comedy gold.

[@ASHOO87588]

Facts

[@jackalan04]

Back when KZbin was in it’s prime.

[@that1monkey921]

8 years stooped fix that shit

[@Princess-je4tf]

@@jackalan04 no fr tss

[@drle9492]

8 years

[@solnocturno]

yo when splitter came out i wasalmost crying \

[@BoScotty]

It's the best part Lool

[@shandonyb3886]

same

[@Wavemaninawe]

Sol Nocturno This is my 5th time watching this and im still crying. 😂😂😂😂 I wonder if doing a Red Foxx voice was intentional or just some random shit. Red Octobers damn near killed me.

[@Syurp]

Was in tears FAM tears

[@solnocturno]

I don't blame ya everytime I laugh so hard my stomach hurts splinters is a OG 😂 also thank ya for the likes ma boys

[@xCaptxCrunchx]

"Rocking them Yeezy's and polo Draaaws!" LMAO I'm WEEEEAK!!!!

[@Boondockskidxxx_x]

😂

[@Peachgirl152]

Shut. The FUCK up! Splinter got me dead XD

[@TheEqualEyes]

No chill button with splinter

[@HeilRay]

The Equal Eyes Well he had a lotta shit to say, bet Splinter wasnt even halfway done before Raf and Donnie called his shit out.

[@hannahethridge6850]

Hchfhfhxhdhhhdgdgdggdgwt un" b csvd x vxbxbxbxbx. xbxbxb

[@KatieLeeTitus]

Me too he killed me!

[@Peachgirl152]

You wearing them red Octobers?!

[@leilanyyy5871]

I was rolling when that guy said shut da fuck up!

[@emeritasalmeron9074]

that vidieo is so funny

[@alskyviewerallen9665]

Emerita Salmeron oh yeah I agree

[@kenilabarros3212]

Jazzy Sanchez x

[@xvkin]

BTS Stans Lovvvve your picture (:

[@thelogicalfallacy4635]

1:09 The way he says "Look at this shit" and the music starts playing, it's just funny.

[@yourstrength1314]

Thought he was finna start spittin 😭☠️☠️

[@Mattieraus]

@@yourstrength1314 ong

[@pl9nningforburial]

😭😭😭😭💀

[@solosolo6021]

Yeah, I thought he was about to rap for a second.

[@bofi1280]

🤣🤣

[@Ryakkusu]

I know you aint talkin dad Da fuck you say boy?!?! XD

[@AshleySmith-us8qh]

I the boss of this shit

[@grimreper6780]

Na fuck this he right dad.

[@Ryakkusu]

:I............AWH

[@emilymcmahan7630]

+Ryax April, I know you in there April. U still fuckin with dem turtles? XD

[@Ryakkusu]

Emily McMahan XD

[@DashieXP]

Thank you guys for watching and hitting that like button! let me know what cartoon yall wanna see next! P.S. here's my ice challenge video ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE [ALS] [@DASHIEXP] < click to watch

[@kayotechYT]

Awsum

[@kirillszelecky2280]

Sonic , pls dash.

[@BigMac_7406]

Holy crap Dashie I'm dead

[@Da2Shae]

A bughatti down a damn sewer? I lost my shit when i heard that line. Great work dashie!

[@lobopumpchainsavage]

Another allman dis shit funny as fuck

[@sebastianmichaelis3643]

Mikey's rap was fire! 🔥

[@roman23bullard52]

@@salvadorlucero1034 😂😂😂

[@nyjaeparker1426]

dead ass 🔥🔥

[@Mommy_Makima20]

No it wasn't

[@jaymanj600]

@@Mommy_Makima20 it was a joke 😂

[@エンリコプッチ]

Keep talkin G

[@AHappyBlackGuy]

Yo that Michelangelo rap was low-key fire

[@catfans7336]

no it wasnt

[@Kaidaone12]

cat fans its a joke

[@catfans7336]

Madreday Royal I know

[@Kaidaone12]

cat fans they why you say it wasnt

[@MonkFalcon]

cat fans you didn’t know it was joke lol

[@070owner]

Do a Tom & Jerry one !!!

[@user-od6fy6pm9c]

Thats what i just sail LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Neymarlegend21]

Barnie nooo!

[@parbintiwari4743]

He gots to do that.

[@LongBKNY]

FUCK YOU BARNEY

[@vSlayer]

He has to do it because ur barney

[@felixbonah4887]

Splinter & Rapheal had to be the most funniest thing about this video xD

[@solitary2]

Felix Bonah “The fuck You say boy?!”

[@scarletflor]

It's a guest actor

[@scarletflor]

He also did Michaelangelo

[@getrektm8287]

When started making his mixtape, that part had me rollin

[@getrektm8287]

meant to add Mikey. Sorry

[@michaelrobinson612]

+Heemotherapy Haggis gfb

[@Iam__fv]

feel me

[@hollywood123r8]

"I know you ain't talkin dad..." "the fuck you say, boy?" He went silent after that, lmao!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kingcoletheiii1399]

Hollywood123 R Lol

[@hollywood123r8]

KingCole The III It was funny to you too😂😂😂😂 The master is hilarious...

[@bryanacolbert8962]

This ain't Kill Bill LOL😂!

[@1sickkidd9]

"The fuck you say boy!" Lmfao 😂😂😂

[@Darkpathofficialig]

April I know you in there April you still fuckin with them turtles

[@Gogrannie]

-Music-

[@memea12davis81]

Ninjas dad: shut the fuck up What you say boy look at u Those are the most funny things they dad said

[@memea12davis81]

Also when he say look at this shit

[@memea12davis81]

My bad he said the fuck you say boy

[@jumpman2326]

+Memea12 Davis them red Octobers

[@ilyfree]

and its master splinter

[@tonyapickett3674]

Ghetto ass hell

[@GBG252]

The red turtle sounds like ItsReal85

[@MissKitty21]

protectyaneck__ No need to be rude damn 😒 He just saying

[@MissKitty21]

Ok and how was that stupid? You called that person out for no fucking reason.

[@GBG252]

Triggered.

[@TriniLush7]

protectyaneck__ mad much? 🤦😂😂

[@ShinDarkShadow]

protectyaneck__ r/woooooooooosh gahdamn

[@bobbymcbeat3809]

"Shut da fuck up." 😂

[@bobbymcbeat3809]

You do realize that's Bonnie from Five Nights At Freddy's, right?

[@bobbymcbeat3809]

xD

[@MsKittyGoesMeow]

0:22 Mikey got bars tho. Ralph and Donnie stay hatin'

[@itz_griffin7568]

April are you still messing those turtles

[@kidjackson21]

OMG THE LAQUISHA REFERENCE

[@Charles-pz6hf]

A lot of these new jacks don't know about laquisha

[@kidjackson21]

***** i guess

[@brandonmcc9454]

Who's Laquisha???

[@jonathanjacobs1870]

J Black search dashiexp mortal kombat funny shit

[@jonathanjacobs1870]

And it's not a laquisha reference at all, it's a reference to itsreal85 ninja turtle spoofs. Ralph is fucking april and april is the shredders niece.

[@sxlvris]

Damn this shit was gold 😭😭 "Look at you rocking a rollie" ... "He gotcho ass right there"

[@olwethumajoro1479]

You got on them red Octobers 😂😂

[@bee8470]

1:42 *No disrespect*

[@saintwolf4079]

Splinter came out of no where fast as hell

[@trentrandle]

He heard em talkin s*** about they brothers.

[@jeremiahrodriguez6884]

The face at the ending of the video was when dash use to do NAHSON back In the day #truedashiefan

[@DashieXP]

haha I see you homie

[@OTMsensei]

DashieXP im lost what face lol?

[@hellspawn8795]

Brandon Dolphin its from his other channel nahson. he did a ninja turtles parody, watch it but man only a true dashie fan would know that

[@Sesshyru]

Emmet Berlin When I saw that I thought to my self: "Holy crap, I can't believe them artists drew something that ugly and put it on public tv back in the day." LOL But when you a lil kid it's all amazing.

[@JohnnyMatherson]

DashieXP Yo ***RELAXCHH RELAXCHH**

[@K.Possible]

“Everybody know I’m the cute one” “Mothafucka we all look the same” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BruceKentbatbat]

I was done at shellshocked lol ... The trash song from the movie

[@BruceKentbatbat]

Morgan D the new.tmnt movie

[@BruceKentbatbat]

I give it a 7.1 out of 10

[@daro2]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@StunttManZ]

No the song was actually good.

[@BruceKentbatbat]

I wish i could honestly say that but it seemed to (professional) i can't really explain it but the song dosent. Fit the feeling of tmnt

[@sonyaharris3569]

he said fuck u say boy😂😂😂😂I was I choked from I'm done

[@nodeguy1578]

1:51 only MK Series fans understand

[@wolfiethewolfboy9311]

1:15 kills me

[@grantoreno916]

MAKE MORE VIDS WITH ITSREAL85 DACHIIIIIE!!!

[@jamesparker3889]

YO DRAGON BALL Z

[@DarrianParker]

Yes dbz will be funny as fuck

[@spyvsspyrax]

He did as Nahson

[@miathom99]

Yes do dragon ball z!!!!

[@MrFootball7272]

Dash please do DBZ!!!!!

[@miathom99]

Then do the power puff girl lml with mojo jojo

[@futurepresidenthernandez2564]

0:48 donnie: WHAAAAA, Mane dis bich iz STOOPID! 😑 Raphael: Watcho MOUTH! 😤

[@LoftyXsWaGX34]

Lmaoo Master Shredder is the new Smoke i guess

[@smoke6683]

LAQUISHA! I KNO U IN DIS SEWER LAQUISHA! I SEEEN U COM IN HERE!!

[@allmightypixel9770]

This comment made my day

[@Nytellem]

LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!! Wow

[@Hardy0811]

BRUH i know where she is

[@youngswansii]

Hardy0811 kelly

[@theycallmealex454]

“This turtle D got her going crazy”🤣

[@alexthecaboose1388]

Man this is a dream itsreal85 and dashie working together!!! Dashie....U REALLY GOIN TO DO ME LIKE THAT!?!?!?!

[@jadxn5878]

Dem red October’s though lol (I want a pair) also the time is 1:21

[@djslater3]

DashieXP and itsreal85 collaborating on a video? I don't know if it gets any better. Both of you guys are responsible for so many of my laugh out loud moments! Thank you and keep doing what you do. Much love.

[@BrokeBoiGas]

Do Regular Show next! :D

[@KatAlexis41800]

The only reason i say no to that is because crazy shit and stupid stuff always happens on it. It would be cool but I dont know

[@BagTalking]

Umm

[@luciandasilva7212]

It would be great but who dashie gonna be? He might be rigby since he's lazy as FUCK dashie you listening

[@Black_Aces]

I don't even think Dashie watches that, aint that one of them newer cartoons?

[@KatAlexis41800]

lucian juniour da silva mereuta thats a really good idea and it came out like 4-5 years ago its good as fuck though now that i thin about it it would be nice a fuck to see it :D definitely rigby

[@ajtennell5391]

Master Splinter try to stick a Bugatti in the sewer are you freaking kidding me OMG oh nah nah nah nah nah nah I can't do this

[@richboyjay3304]

splinter went in on them

[@MrColatown]

The fawk you say boy?

[@LeonardoShellhead]

0:57-1:00 LMAO😂😂

[@LeonardoShellhead]

0:59

[@itsurmombruh1391]

I didn’t realize that was itsreal85

[@brusie15]

The Voice from Raphael is from nigga turtles right?

[@Katfish1216]

Yes

[@LamontCrenshaw]

So is Master Splinter

[@freshafroman]

its real 85 lmfao who would of known they fucks with each other

[@HideThaController]

Exactly 0_0

[@Lucid_lifestyle]

They did do a video together before so u should have known then

[@onraj9mm]

PAWSE

[@danamiller1192]

Any real fan would know

[@1Onsokumaru1]

Huey Freeman Really? Which one?

[@Easkie]

1:05 Time for ultimate roast battle

[@TeamBreezy7636]

"Rockin the Yeezy's and Polo draws" 😂😂 bruh I'm weak

[@streetough]

Yo you teamed up with itsreal85!!! I love his voice work but I never thought I'd get to see y'all work together! I been watching you since the Nahson days so having both of the funniest voice over people in one video!? YES!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, you gotta do a video about Donkey, Barnie, and Jason.

[@danamiller1192]

They made a video before

[@streetough]

dana miller They did? Which video was it? I had no idea. I probably didn't know about itsreal85 at that point.

[@danamiller1192]

The Rico situation

[@streetough]

Found it. Thanks, I didn't see that video in my subscription box 6 months ago. lol 'Ppreciate it!

[@blackcrow3343]

streetough this vid you idiot

[@unlucky13beats13]

whats the song that comes on when splinter comes on

[@kvngballer156____4]

Lucifer volcano trap

[@blazeray1000]

You have to be kidding me?! How did I miss this video? Man, I kept saying I wanted Dashie and itsreal to do something and this was on point!

[@spyvsspyrax]

I forgot who made the comment before,but I thought splinter was going to spit some sick shit @ 1:08

[@KirkSaintsLoverMills]

lmao ikr

[@AnOnimOuZ1245]

It was me XD

[@spyvsspyrax]

AnOnimOuZ1245 ha ha

[@spyvsspyrax]

AnOnimOuZ1245 I knew someone did it

[@lazyperfection]

Yea, it's the music that suddenly starts, even though thats something a 1st grader could find out.

[@blackcherry941]

9 and a half years later this is still gold

[@ppfynyc]

April=laquisha from mortal kombat series

[@elijahr0ck730]

That was my favorite part

[@gingergaming7560]

That brings back so many good memories...

[@1LGN]

"Speak for yo self, I already smashed both them hoes!" "WUHT THE FU-" LMFAO gets me everytime Dashie gets mad like that

[@mathew202]

What's that song in the background

[@daisanstewart2140]

Volcano Trap - Gunnar Olsen

[@victorsuavae3662]

april i know u in there april u still fuckin with them turtles

[@Danmandingo]

*Got April cleaning the crib in a FRENCH MAID outfit...* *That's how you KNOW, that TURTLE DIUH is hitting it right @_____________@*

[@cj2942]

my favorite part splinter said shut the fuck up

[@ashleybrown7375]

she said the

[@rng_valentino_2255]

samme

[@JayInTheGreen]

I knew I heard ITSREAL85 in there

[@Bagtivity]

Forreal!!!

[@takenosht2846]

His bloody Freddy shit goes. All his videos are forill funny as fuck.

[@Jkoal69]

+Jay Green Rat from Suburban right?

[@youngkiller-so4lk]

fuck u bitch ass nigga

[@Jkoal69]

young killer1000 bruh u talking to me?

[@hancrobeats5963]

YO do me!! DBZ!!!!

[@la4ever12]

Pause.

[@hancrobeats5963]

THX for that. PAUSE

[@chungoshi]

Go to the "NAHSON" channel, it was his old channel back in the day, it has funny has Videos like this. it has DBZ c:

[@Zetman_Z]

DBZ!!!!!!!!

[@hancrobeats5963]

ooh i saw that but I WANT I NEWWW MEEEE!!! PAUSE.

[@saltymeow3486]

How did Leo get all them GIRLS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nomorebeegees]

Michelangelo mixtape dropping 5023

[@daisydukes9963]

1:27😂😂😂😂

[@Scorpeo1707]

That shit was funny when you said he try to fit a car in that shit

[@Scorpeo1707]

I did that so what i could delete the comments

[@Scorpeo1707]

***** of what

[@CheapCheapCharles]

***** shut the fuck up bitch

[@cardinalfan00]

***** ohh you killed him!!

[@sabreena5611]

I love you Splinter. X'D

[@Zeldalexable]

Have you an idea where the music is from?

[@sabreena5611]

not really sorry.

[@Zeldalexable]

Sabreena Raue ok ^^ i just love the music in the backround where the turtelzzz try to rap XD

[@mirandawessel1538]

LOL......I got nothing to say but LOL.....

[@aetherLee]

.........stop cursing.........

[@mirandawessel1538]

Keira! Are you okay?! 0_0

[@aetherLee]

i don't like it wen people swear it rile annoys me i think its pointless.........

[@mirandawessel1538]

Keira, for the sake of you, I would never swear in front of you.

[@aetherLee]

ok (^-^)

[@GenMinion]

Dat Bugatti Veyron Doh

[@EllieOnYT]

0:22

[@deadboyneptune.]

dat beat cold😭😭😭😭

[@BugRaiser]

April you still fuckin with dem turtles

[@Geeker5M.]

Rewatching this in 2023 is legendary

[@pradastone2814]

You know it's starts getting serious after the beat drops at 1:10 😂😂😂

[@skelirous-4585]

0:22 I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@webslinger827]

Yo dashie should do marvel vs DC I know I'm gonna laugh

[@Someguy-oi9tf]

0:12 well your ninjas so what do you expect

[@timwest277]

lol splinter settin em straight

[@SI-IVII]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: _Mutant Mayhem_ *(ORIGINAL CUT DIRECTED BY RYAN COOGLER)*

[@TsunayoshiSawadaTenth]

Part 2!!!!!! Please!