Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Movie Roast - The Worst TMNT Reboot Ever!

[@53v3n_L1v3z]

It's funny how similar the TMNT and transformers reboots are pretty much the same thing, just different characters. 😂

[@michaelfields7088]

I forgot Whoopi was in this movie. Shes one of the richest and most oppressed people in Hollywood.

[@carterslade8771]

Richest AND most oppressed? I don't know anything about her personal life, can you elaborate?

[@ninjanibba4259]

She's nowhere near oppressed, stop trying

[@thatguybehindtheglass]

She's not oppressed, she's spoiled.

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

money has nothing to do with oppression, her riches don't belong to the entire black community. individually many make money but wealth is power and as a group black people lack that. Also there was a time in history when businesses refused to service black people, their money wasn't wanted at those businesses and it was legal. Asians as a group make money, Jewish People, white people, etc. Black wall street was burned to the ground, black communities made into gutters now being gentrified. Jay z made his money from rich white people same as all entertainers. black people don't own anything or have power in America. All those millions can be taken by government also companies were threatening many jobs of celebs who didn't get the vaccine. That's power my friend. being rich and wealthy aren't the same, Lebron is rich, the people that pay him his millions are wealthy

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

@@ninjanibba4259 It was an attempt at sarcasm, to say you can't be hated or oppressed if you have money, which is BS. Whoopie doesn't own the view she's an employee.

[@KingBobaFett434]

Maybe they should try do another live action remake movie but with better writers, designers, actors and a director.

[@averagejoeshomegym5037]

I could've swore you said this one was beter than the 1990s turtle movie...

[@88detour]

I don't think he ever said that. He might have rated it higher than some of the others. That being said I don't think Adam cares much for any of the TMNT movies.

[@AdamDoesMovies]

I played devils advocate on the Movie Feuds episode. I often do that for guests. When I ranked the TMNT movies, I put the original above this

[@sphereofcompassioncreation156]

Thanks for clarifying. But you made a good argument in that video. You did like those things about the movie right?

[@danfors1333]

When the tower is dropping along with Megan Fox she isn't really in any danger. With that yellow outfit along with the injected lips she looks and functions just like the raft from Temple of Doom.

[@dogster486]

Adam is quickly becoming one of my favorite reviewers. I love these videos so much. Keep up the good work good sir. You're awesome.

[@DarkPhoenixSaga]

No New Yorker will eat Pizzahut.

[@fabioj2353]

The 1990 film and TMNT 2007 are my personal Turtle favorites. Not a fan of 2014.

[@chasehedges6775]

💯💯💯

[@chasehedges6775]

The Elevator scene in the 2014 one is really cool/iconic though

[@MSgt_0699]

Never been able to get into TMNT. I spend my days being butt hurt that they can't get a single damn G.I. Joe movie worth a viewing.

[@raidthanfl]

The 07 movie was super fun. I hope the new one is good

[@bofi1280]

I feel like the 2007 one is very underrated.

[@PaulRizzo]

Eric Ball-Sach McPenis Balls 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I absolutely lol’d!!! I f**king love this guy. EDIT: they keep coming and get funnier! 😂

[@bofi1280]

🤣🤣

[@danw4490]

Your reviews are better than the movies you review. Always.

[@HarryOBrienMusic]

You went all in on the comedy in this one and I am absolutely here for it. This was hilarious 🤣

[@mattMBSC99]

Every time I see William Fichtner I always think of him getting killed in the movie Heat. I know he’s in a lot of other films but that’s what I associate him with. Also, that POS The Lone Ranger

[@MSgt_0699]

1:15 - Oh. Challenge thrown. Challenge accepted. Now what, Gregory? Where you going? Absurditanium?

[@gregc6107]

It's on like donkey kong!!!

[@bofi1280]

These nicknames for Eric Sachs. 🤣🤣🤣

[@FUh_Que_-]

I've seen better acting in "Adult films" than anything Megan Fox has been in

[@CEWIII9873]

Have you seen any adult films with Megan Fox? Asking for a friend...

[@CEWIII9873]

@@funzy101 what does Michael Bay think?

[@LTJfan]

The elevator scene is the only best part in the movie

[@mcharles3131]

Hey Adam, this is definitely your best review. Great work 😂

[@WhatDoesCoreyThink]

I am so glad I followed my gut and didn't see those movies.

[@bfyre1]

THIS GUY NEVER MISSES LMFAOOOOOO. HE IS HILARIOUS

[@DannyKnightblade45]

Yeah, he's an entertaining movie reviewer.

[@64kernel]

Fichtner was actually one of the good guys in Contact.

[@rmarkley79]

Not sure what I laughed at more... this movies perfect so far... or the hilarious names for Eric. Thank god I work from home, LOL!

[@videovoidtv]

“Vag Manufacturing”!!! Yo! Why am i laughing so hard?!

[@Jacubamustoff]

Why do they remind me of the Hulk era Hodge Twins? 😂

[@nixa42]

I don't mind this one. I liked that they incorporated more of the modern origin story from the comics for the Turtles vs. using the old origin. I thought Shredder was badass. We finally got a deliverance on the promise of a Super Shredder. That way we dont get the same rehashed fight over and over. The design of the turtles is awful though. I hate all the random shit they have hanging off of them.

[@rickygonzo2781]

Michael Bay's greatest hit of all time (my opinion) is Armageddon. I want to see another film with that same feel.

[@danclovinglife7315]

How are you not presenting the Oscars. Better still, what about putting your own together. Good, Bad and Ugly? 😂🎉

[@waddayuknow]

Wow! So glad I never watched that dumb movie

[@hollandrocksls]

I actually liked part 2 a lot better. It has been the closest film to the old cartoons even tho they look awful

[@traydevon]

Apparently Megan Fox wasn’t a STRONG FEMALE LEAD. I spoke too soon, lol.

[@ESO_PRIME]

He said the thing! “STRONG FEMALE LEADSssssss” ….. this movie sucked hard….. TMNT fan here….. 2/10….. FYI: in cartoon Splinter was a rat & learned his fighting techniques mimicking his master.

[@raidthanfl]

I love your comment about design being shit vs bad cgi. I have also been annoyed with how bad cgi is lately. It looks so cheap. Even in a trash movie like this, you can see they care about the cgi quality.

[@jasonroyster9111]

The original movie was the best. Music, look and Corey Feildman. Nuh said😅

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

I didn't hear any complaining about Megan Fox not having red hair from the usual suspects lol

[@vietnamd0820]

Good point! 😂

[@anubusx]

Usual Suspects?

[@arya-n2o-p4z]

She does have dark red hair.

[@michaeljoyce6766]

Ninja Turtles 3 (1993) is better then these 2 films. I said it

[@jesusnevarez9558]

Are you trying to save face now when you defended this movie lol

[@AdamDoesMovies]

Ah yes. The classic Movie Feuds. Fun fact, I almost always wrote the lines for both people in the episode and let the guest decide which movie to defend.

[@garyeastell3458]

I thought it was ok , a bit of silly fun.

[@IgorsDen]

Didn't expect to, can't explain why, but I'm honest, so I ain't gonna deny; I kind of liked this movie.

[@DominickSpano]

As an adult I was never a mega TMNT fan (I liked it as a child for sure), but I saw this movie once, felt it was okay, and never saw it again. I thought it was okay, but it didn't make an impression on me really.

[@andrewgonzalez6208]

Megan Fox is the only thing I have no complaints on. Super hot and her performance might not be too bad

[@VinnyCThatWhoIBe]

This movie is perfect so far™

[@andrewgonzalez6208]

This is the movie that broke my spirit and showed me how low Hollywood will go

[@Aaron.Rants.Reviews]

Off topic: Love the flamingo shirt! Now just don't wear it for the next five videos 😅

[@TheScarbro970]

Good stuff as usual!

[@johnydomestudios]

second one was better actually pretty good if they made a third one it might have been really good

[@flickaclit6997]

2 words Raising Arizona

[@Nightzero66]

I’m not even fan of TMNT and when I watched it for the first time… I’ll say it looks so bad. Shredder looks stupid, turtles look horrible, and splinter as well. Other words it was boring

[@cuzzent4846]

This was great 😂😂

[@dreamstate8224]

You have a review out there saying 2014 was beeter than 1990 tmnt And you said the flash movie was good... its hard to take you serious

[@vanillajack5925]

Have you seen The Flash? I thought it was pretty good. Although I did have free tickets and went in with no expectations.

[@bofi1280]

People's opinions change.

[@AdamDoesMovies]

I had to defend it for the Movie Feuds episode. I don’t think it’s better

[@bofi1280]

18:50 🤣🤣

[@3thosmusic22]

To be honest I didn’t mind the sequel it was better than the first film

[@BULLET522]

Love the humor! 😂

[@bobtaylor3945]

I saw 👀 it twice in the theaters 🎭 I’ll give it a B

[@gm5229]

Theodore Rex greatest movie of all time

[@ndrose]

I had no idea you were so tall!!

[@Raspotnik]

I dunno man. I thought this movie was entertaning at least.. xD

[@elorko28]

Lolol nice review 💀

[@jasonkonas]

Pausing after your intro there to say that I really enjoyed both of these Turtles movies. Big fan as a kid and I thought this new take was pretty good. I think the second was even better. Both movies were far better than any of the Transformers movies.

[@elorko28]

😅😅😅😅 18:50

[@MrDman21]

🥷🐢

[@4Everlast]

Don't mind a single M.Bay move at all. Sure they're too long, focus on characters you don't wanna see, but... There's just something to his style.

[@katen8956]

💯🤣

[@andrewgonzalez6208]

Lmao great video