Tekken really just... you know... it's... Yeah I've got nothing except it's just Tekken 😭
@thefattesthagrid Жыл бұрын
And that's ALL it's gotta be.
@mshar7908 Жыл бұрын
To me, this just supports my theory that 'Someone was high while they wrote Tekken lore.
@jabba1608 Жыл бұрын
DUDE JACK 8 ??? WHAT DID HE EAT ??
@sesh517 Жыл бұрын
Bro is fluent in Yapanese
@breakplayz3598 Жыл бұрын
@@sesh517its 2 sentences you brainrot
@SaiyanAndre Жыл бұрын
That King/Marduk scene will NEVER fail to mess me up 😂😂 *Growl.. Roar* "DON'T LIE TO ME 😠"
@Toonarii Жыл бұрын
💀💀
@bharwi_o7 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@sakashimayokoshimahapofusagari Жыл бұрын
that ending is classic along with julia ending in T3😂 comedy gold
@bharwi_o7 Жыл бұрын
@@sakashimayokoshimahapofusagari i forgot her ending. Going to re-watch it right now. 🏃♀️
@lav2878 Жыл бұрын
Growl
@stevemclovin1566 Жыл бұрын
Kuma is the only son heihachi wanted. That will never stop being funny. That and the only other person he likes is Xiao. No, really, he trained a panda the same way he trained kuma and gave it to her.
@Jeezes718 Жыл бұрын
Even agreed to make her an amusement park and sent her to his upper class school.
@JAHIDxJD6 ай бұрын
Does he ever give a reason as to why he likes her that much? Maybe he been wanting a daughter this entire time 😂
@XotoriD4rak4 ай бұрын
@@JAHIDxJDXiao knows how to fight
@troyhartung6137 Жыл бұрын
I feel Tekken is like if you combined a fighting game with a weirdest fever dream ever
@Toonarii Жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooooooo facts
@Khn_2102 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's all over the place but we love it
@nugget3327 Жыл бұрын
Fever Dream + Family Feud Drama inviting other people to see their family feud drama
@chrisrockett5897 Жыл бұрын
Nah, you could sum that up for pretty much every other fighting game though. Specifically some shit like Tobal though.
@bobbyb2749 Жыл бұрын
Tekken lore is weirder than Darkstalkers, and that's a fighting game about literal monsters
@PenanceisNigh Жыл бұрын
Bro took "poor losers" as broke people and not sore losers
@innoc406310 ай бұрын
To be fair, I have almost never heard another American refer to someone who takes losing badly as anything but a sore loser.
@James-f2v2u10 ай бұрын
Psst, someone tell this man to get the joke because it is clearly missing him by a country mile.
@YaGirlGumption7 ай бұрын
If it was a joke, that's a shit ass joke.
@MrIcenice442 ай бұрын
@@YaGirlGumptionnah it’s funny, funnier than jokes people actually try for
@nitro2922 ай бұрын
@@MrIcenice44nah dude missed bad
@dumbino7745 Жыл бұрын
I have never in my whole life heard a bigger self-contradiction than "there is nothing wrong with him he's just British"
@Toonarii Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@James-wd9ib Жыл бұрын
somebody: "it's okay to insult people, as long as you do it in a British accent"
@fireslayer11511 ай бұрын
"its ok to insult people innit, as long as fam does it in a bri'ish accent blood"
@HushtheMag11 ай бұрын
Whats a British accent?@@James-wd9ib
@peepss2616 Жыл бұрын
Yoshi's lore is pretty sick. Technically Yoshimitsu is the sword itseld and not the person, and Yoshimitsu is a title that the strongest person in the Manji Clan gets because the katana is cursed. Also explains why yoshimitsu gets a different fit everytime, because it is a different person every time.
@peeqo Жыл бұрын
Believe it or not as far as im aware in the mainline games only 2 people have been yoshimitsu. And then there is the soul calibur version
@VerbalGOAT Жыл бұрын
its only ever been 1 persom maybe 2, it was a samurai who was rescued like robocop "we can rebuild him" @peeqo
@johnynoway9127 Жыл бұрын
theres 2 yoshi 1 n 2 is 1 and rest are 2nd yoshi and Yoshi is both the sword and the person. its like a title thing
@Yesnaught Жыл бұрын
They've all had the same mechanical arm?
@peeqo Жыл бұрын
@@Yesnaught yes
@Melvinfloatsintheair Жыл бұрын
King II : *Growls* Armor King II : *Growls* ( *Edgy Version* ) Craig Marduk : " Don't lie to me👿" Me : " Lil bro what💀"
@alphagerudo11 ай бұрын
😂 your too much but for real
@Melvinfloatsintheair6 ай бұрын
I remember my mother looking at me weird when she walked in.😭🙏
@yeetboi-os5kb4 ай бұрын
I'd look at you weird if you commented this with a straight face gng 💔@@Melvinfloatsintheair
@CraziEstuf2 ай бұрын
"lil bro what?" Said by a 10 year old
@yeetboi-os5kb2 ай бұрын
Peak writing
@swingswingmarceline Жыл бұрын
We know. We just continue to play anyways.
@Toonarii Жыл бұрын
Real.
@Adotvineshotz81 Жыл бұрын
Of course, we love playing it and don’t know why
@Mysteriouslydarkstorys Жыл бұрын
@@Adotvineshotz81maybe because it's actually a good functioning fighting game that requires skills and fundamentals to actually get anywhere but lorewise I got no idea why we play
@YungFozz Жыл бұрын
@@Adotvineshotz81mechanics my guy. Mechanics.
@Mysteriouslydarkstorys Жыл бұрын
Mechanics, Comedy Value, a storyline that straight up doesn't care if it makes sense, multiple protaganists who give zero f**ks and a great game underneath it all. Absolutely amazing game and will forever hold a special place in my heart
@edwardquiroz743 Жыл бұрын
Wrestlers especially from Mexico never break character, they are the wrestler when wearing the mask. Its traditional and must never be broken, Kayfabe i think is the term they made for it.
@broadbandislife10 ай бұрын
AFAIK "kayfabe" originates in the very early days of US pro wrestling - think pre-WW2 or so - when it slowly evolved out of the older "catch-as-catch-can" strongman wrestling scene associated with circuses and similar itinerant entertainers. Nobody's really sure of the etymology tho. Used to be a pretty hardcore thing outside Mexico too, like "your family legit thinks the feuds with other wrestlers are real" level hardcore, but that had started crumbling by like the Nineties and the Internet pretty much killed it off for good. Sceptical but still entertained watchers have been around from the get go ofc.
@BlayzingPhoenix Жыл бұрын
The fact that the only thing Heihachi loves like family is a bear kills me. 💀
@hurricane7727 Жыл бұрын
Yup you see it in Kumas Tekken Tag Tournament Ending. Heihachi actually Smiling
@bens.44 Жыл бұрын
The Heihachi sons must be training that hell sweep cause they know if they can’t hit that shit smoother than a bear they’ve got nothing to live for.
@cobaltordinaire5219 Жыл бұрын
Heihachi I think just loves animals in general, given the way Pikachu in Pokken also has EWGF.
@q-miiproductions878 Жыл бұрын
8 SPOILERS Reina likely too
@_spooky_sandwitch_ Жыл бұрын
It's Heihachi
@firesonic101011 ай бұрын
11:03 so we're not gonna talk about Jin just casually rocking Wolverine's drip right here?
Okay, but can we talk about Kazuya straight-up renouncing his Japanese nationality? He really said fuck the entire human race as a whole and meant it. 💀
@christhechilled Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that’s crazy. Kazuya really taking the demon role seriously 😅
@Toonarii Жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@dforman4770 Жыл бұрын
Bro is strait up Dracula now
@hurricane7727 Жыл бұрын
Heihachi was not Japanese either. In Tekken Tag Manual it states he was Denied by the Japanese Government.
@scarletpsychowolf3578 Жыл бұрын
Followed by "Now come on down and sign up for my fighting tournament!"
@jasonguido90574 ай бұрын
5:36 King I's character and lore is based on a real life mexican catholic priest who got in the ring to fund an orphanage, look up Fray Tormenta. He also inspired Nacho Libre.
@erenhearthandsherc14812 ай бұрын
He’s still alive to this day.
@Heatrecks Жыл бұрын
The devs and the writers, were COOKING some fine cuisine throughout the series. But I won't lie, there ain't a mere morsel of logic in the series.
@Toonarii Жыл бұрын
there really isnt, but i love that for them lmfaoo
@MsMvsc Жыл бұрын
emphasis on "were" T6 and 7 story was trash
@zulkifli4201 Жыл бұрын
@@MsMvscT6 and T7 is like when you let devs and writers in the kitchen for too long
@bulbasaurguy4742Ай бұрын
Yeah they were cooking...if only i could understand what the hell they put on my plate.
@jasonguido905711 ай бұрын
13:59 no, bro. The more you think about Heihachi killing and or abandoning everyone he's ever loved, it only makes the fact that he loves and is happy around Kuma even more wholesome 🥲
@SOBEKCrocodileGod Жыл бұрын
Jun and Kazuya met because she was protesting and fighting against his company’s use of animals as weapons (Roger and Alex). They would later enter a relationship and Jun gave birth to Jin. So basically, we wouldn’t have the entire current Tekken storyline if it weren’t for a kangaroo and a velociraptor with boxing gloves.
@NIDELLANEUM Жыл бұрын
And weirdly enough, the velociraptor is never brought up again. It's funny, as if somehow "there's a boxing velociraptor" might have been too much even for Tekken
@undercoveredyoshi6061 Жыл бұрын
And stupidly enough, rojer jr got banned because some dumb activist rights demand the developers said its ruining the animals rights and its too violant. Like bitch kangaroos kick
@juniorjunior5884 Жыл бұрын
Imagine a girl protesting your company so you put a baby in her. Kaz is wild.
@SOBEKCrocodileGod Жыл бұрын
@@juniorjunior5884 he must have god-level rizz
@SOBEKCrocodileGod Жыл бұрын
@@NIDELLANEUM I’m still rooting for ma boy to come back 🦖🥊
@Slasher948511 ай бұрын
Also don’t forget he raised Panda. He gave Panda to Xiaoyu
@mr.k3221 Жыл бұрын
The meditation moves from yoshimitsu suppose to heal you, you should had included the move where he stabs himself and kills himself but if he hits you is 1 hit ko
@Toonarii Жыл бұрын
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT MOVE FUCKK
@viscountrainbows2857 Жыл бұрын
The ultimate flex was to HaraKiri and still win
@chiefbawor_thegr8966 Жыл бұрын
I don't know what Harada or whatever Tekken Devs thinking when they decided to include a Seppyku moves on Yoshimitsu, but I bless them with all my heart because that shit is mad goofy as fuck
@erie393625 күн бұрын
The fact that the meditation is based on shake-charged flashlights is also notable.
@peter42liter93 Жыл бұрын
15:10 i think thats a translation fuck up or something lol it probably means to say “sore losers” but poor losers still kinda works its just someone who takes losses poorly at the end of the day, i highly doubt that yoshi hates poor people since it contradicts his whole point of being like robin hood lol
@mangodxwns Жыл бұрын
I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS SHIT IS BOUTTA GO VIRAL MAKE THIS A SERIES
@TheHirohikoAraki Жыл бұрын
Never forget that these fighters from all over the world speak different languages and they understand each other like it’s Tuesday. I guess they took Duolingo lessons along the way.
@BeretBay Жыл бұрын
I like the idea that this video helps newcomers understand the whole series more than as actual Tekken lore videos in a nutshell 😂
@Toonarii Жыл бұрын
That’s kind of what i was aiming for going into this, but then again somebody said they knew nothing about Tekken, and finished this video somehow knowing even less 💀
@eclipsegenesis3128 Жыл бұрын
18:27 since Armor King is a wrestler this is supposed to symbolize the 'poison mist' that some japanese wrestlers use in their matches
@MSF_Soldier_Alligator Жыл бұрын
Man, Tekken is wild. Bro made an entire video about the most batshit parts of the lore and he didn’t even mention the literal dinosaur fighter.
@THEDOORIZCLOSED11 ай бұрын
Gon omg😂😂😂😂😂😂
@anthonym99779 ай бұрын
@@THEDOORIZCLOSEDdude it's wild I can literally say "no not that talking dinasour, the other one"
@THEDOORIZCLOSED9 ай бұрын
@@anthonym9977 im weak😂😂😂😂😂
@NIDELLANEUM Жыл бұрын
I study East Asian languages at my university, specifically Japanese. It happens a lot that I talk to other people, and we either use each other's languages or practice whichever language we are studying. We always point out that "it looks like Tekken".
@Km0ii Жыл бұрын
your editing and humor/commentary is what always keeps me coming back no matter what the topic of the video is
@BOONNGOO Жыл бұрын
18:01 gotta be my favorite part of the vid. Rewinding the dunk just to play it twice had me dying💀💀
@thababybeastsz Жыл бұрын
Yoshi really is a warframe lmao
@slpyhed Жыл бұрын
fr
@chrisrockett5897 Жыл бұрын
His design in 7 is deadass the most Warframe he's gotten.
@AndyNocturne Жыл бұрын
I didn't know I needed to hear it
@brother_sothoth Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Yoshimitsu prime, available for Grandmaster founders of Tekken 9 only.
@thababybeastsz Жыл бұрын
@brother_sothoth oh you talking Excalibur prime? Yea nah only one person has that
@kingedgelord4726 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact canonically heihachis lightning genetically causes that male pattern baldness that he is but the devil gene negates it which is the plot of tekken tag tournament 1
@curlydolltv11 ай бұрын
u fr?
@kingedgelord472611 ай бұрын
@@curlydolltv thats canon
@thatperson100911 ай бұрын
Tag 2 actually but that’s true
@kingedgelord472611 ай бұрын
@@thatperson1009 thank you
@moose714511 ай бұрын
Isn't all of TT2 not canon though lmao
@vikingfromnorth45 Жыл бұрын
I mean too be fair reina was likely raised by heihachi in secret and was likely trained by him as a back up
@Toonarii Жыл бұрын
possible, we dont know anything about their relationship so i cant speak for it, it's pretty funny that it took this long to find out he had yet another illegitimate child from the lores standpoint
@vikingfromnorth45 Жыл бұрын
@@Toonarii She was acting like him out the most of the other kids and plus she got the mishima zaibatsu logo on her chair
@NayrAnur10 ай бұрын
That might be the case, if it weren't for the fact that Kuma's Heihachi's favorite child. For all I know, he'll give the company over to the bear.
@vikingfromnorth4510 ай бұрын
@@NayrAnur yeah but he failed but it is clear reina will continue heihachi’s legacy from now on with Kuma as her bodyguard
@brandinicole13729 ай бұрын
@@NayrAnurto be fair she can be a second favorite. I mean he didn’t do the honored tradition of throwing her into a volcano or shoot her.
@Iris_Spring Жыл бұрын
my favorite thing about yoshimitzu, is that he is canonically a decendant of the yoshimitzu from the soul calibur games
@tw6704 Жыл бұрын
I remember as a kid my friend told me to play tekken with him and i remember being confused as hell whenever there was a cutscene. After watching this video now i know why lmao🤣
@dugonman8360 Жыл бұрын
I love how Paul and Marshel went from these extremely respected and admired martial arts masters in Tekken 1-2-3 to becoming the class clowns of the franchise. Paul is as dumb as a bag of doorknobs while Marshel is borderline pathetisad cook.
@mamodokod Жыл бұрын
The only child Heihachi cares about is his baby boy KUMA 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻❤️❤️❤️😘💅💎
@Mr-pt5hzАй бұрын
20:51 I swear to the lord, I just finished making my food and started eating
@ninjack11 Жыл бұрын
I'm guessing Alisa is programmed to speak all languages but was created for the Mishima Zaibatsu so they properly just set her language to Japanese. and Lars worked for the Tekken force for a very long time and properly found it easier to just use Japanese with them and kept doing it
@Nehfarius Жыл бұрын
It'd make sense in Alisa's case. Doc B. doesn't skimp when he makes things.
@louisthomas2776 Жыл бұрын
But then it begs the question, why would Lars speak Japanese if the language barrier doesn't exist? Because in Eddy Gordo's prologue in Tekken 6, he joins the Tekken Force and he's not shown to speak Japanese at all, and he starts speaking Portuguese by Tag 2.
@DerpyTC Жыл бұрын
@@louisthomas2776it doesn’t make sense, it never will
@yamanu222111 ай бұрын
@@louisthomas2776 He's Heihachi's blood, thats always what I chawked it up to
@deco721711 ай бұрын
@@yamanu2221 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that if you are a Mishima by blood or by law, you WILL speak Japanese.
@PonchoANS73 ай бұрын
I love Tekken for the language thing. The Japanese speak Japanese, the Americans speak English, and the Mexicans speak Jaguar.
@thememelords9491 Жыл бұрын
i personally think that tekken isnt almost the perfect blend of serious and silly i think it IS the perfect blend 7:06 steve fox is genetically irish, was born in japan, but was raised in england pretty goofy
@NiCoNiCoNiCola Жыл бұрын
And I'm pretty sure he lives in America post T4. Also, we don't know who's "gene" was used to impregnate Nina, for all we could know Steve is another baby of Heihachi's
@thememelords9491 Жыл бұрын
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Hes bare minimum half irish because nina
@TheRealJoshMacintosh Жыл бұрын
4:04 "don't lie to me" is hilarious
@mysteryguyiscool5054 Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, Jepetto Boskanovich, creator of Alisa and a Russian, was playable in Tekken Tag 2 and had Russian voice actor speak perfect Russian
@hurricane7727 Жыл бұрын
Also Playable in Tekken3. In his Intro He says ' This is the power of Science.' In Russian.
@silverhanma Жыл бұрын
1:14 i’m a stern believer that all of the characters read the subtitles aswell
@TheSanndwichh Жыл бұрын
15:05 talking about dislikes, wtf did Ganyru do lol. I don’t even remember them interacting. He just caught a stray😂
@Toonarii Жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@NiCoNiCoNiCola Жыл бұрын
If I'm not wrong it's a thing in Tekken 1. The Manji Clan stole money from Ganryu, while Yoshimitsu was distracting everyone by being a part of the tournament. For whatever reason, Ganryu was a bad guy in the old Tekken games and there's literally 0 explanation why
@TheSanndwichh11 ай бұрын
@@NiCoNiCoNiColaso they robbed him, and he still makes the dislike list? That makes me more confused on what he did besides having stealable income 😂
@NiCoNiCoNiCola11 ай бұрын
@@TheSanndwichh I mean he was a criminal though
@juanrega9462 ай бұрын
I really like the vibe of your intermission. You should do it more often. It give your channel an identity
@Vergilsjackpot Жыл бұрын
Bro your editing is superb and if I'm being real I love these videos because they feel like hood fight recaps that youtube has an epidemic of rn but better in almost every way, respect to those channels but these type of videos clear in everyway, imo.
@saprogeist313 ай бұрын
I'll never get over the fact that Yoshimitsu is a main roster character for Tekken *and* Soulcalibur. He makes more sense as a Soulcalibur character, given that he fights with a sword, but Yoshimitsu was already in Tekken 1, 2, and 3 before he first appeared in Soulcalibur.
@twilightshine5264 Жыл бұрын
didn’t know anything about tekken but I’m glad I watched this, you make it sound super interesting😭
@chrisrockett5897 Жыл бұрын
It's interesting enough at base.
@ZakeerMcConnell10 ай бұрын
1:45 Fun Fact: This is Isshin Chiba. Jin's voice actor for his entire existence speaking english
@Flinch90002 ай бұрын
He also is well-known for voicing DIO in JoJo: Heritage For The Future
@ReverseBanana47 Жыл бұрын
I also like how nobody talks about these weird auras and magic abilities that like half of the characters can use. People just sort of accepted that Kazuya can turn into a devil but nobody was like “was that a fucking laser that shot down that satellite? From his forehead?”
@monaco0042 Жыл бұрын
No they do explain it most cases. Pretty much the lazer is the combination of of Devil powers and Hiehachi's lighting or least thats how I always saw it.
@rainofkhandaq6678 Жыл бұрын
Every character has Ki. "KI CHARGE" has been in Tekken forever, wtf do you think "Ki" means?
@curlydolltv11 ай бұрын
@@rainofkhandaq6678not everyone is a tekken nerd dude u getting mad when u need to get outside and live life
@rainofkhandaq667811 ай бұрын
@@curlydolltv If you can't comprehend a basic af mechanic, don't claim that the game doesn't make sense. No it makes sense, you're just mentally challenged. That's the reality. If being a nerd means using my eyeballs and my brain, sure. Better than being mentally challenged, guessing that's more your speed.
@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke Жыл бұрын
Not even a Tekken fan but the narration and the editing, man, I have to sub. 😂
@mr.k3221 Жыл бұрын
The stanky ahh breath that armor king does is a reference to a move done by various japanese wrestlers, i belive keiji muto did it but im not sure but i've seen it before, in the game it looks like gass but irl they spit liquid on the oponents face
@Toonarii Жыл бұрын
ahh gotcha i def did take note of king/armor kings inspiratons and references to real life wrestlers, it makes them feel so real. despite them substituting normal human communication for growling
@mr.k3221 Жыл бұрын
@@Toonarii when I was a kid I dead ass thought they were some kind of furry/not human since there were other animals so it didt seemed out of place
@shirshobanerjee77515 ай бұрын
Everyone in Tekken understands each other because they just read the subtitles
@massgunner4152Ай бұрын
That's must be horrible considering none of the subtitles get the dialogue right, ever.
@AassiriOX Жыл бұрын
Speaking of Heihachi: The original reason of "throwing kazuya off a cliff to see if he's worthy" is still sorta canon, since the prologue of tekken 6 is reused in tekken 8 with some new additions (t6-t7 summary). Now it's like kazuya has one side of it, and heihachi has another side to it.
@ravensailiata3 ай бұрын
Inside the gaming world there are two batshit insane franchises: Tekken and Yakuza
@parrisxsummers Жыл бұрын
Lars works in a Japanese company and lives in Japan. Alisa was made to be jins robot so she speaks jins language.
@rainofkhandaq6678 Жыл бұрын
He's also..... Half JAPANESE
@parrisxsummers Жыл бұрын
@@rainofkhandaq6678 ehhhh raised by his mother though
@rainofkhandaq6678 Жыл бұрын
@@parrisxsummers And then joined his family's business who are japanese
@parrisxsummers Жыл бұрын
@@rainofkhandaq6678 yeap.
@TvyAV Жыл бұрын
10:57 this shi had so so off guard broooooo 😭😭
@Mactao100 Жыл бұрын
Heihachi just like one person besides himself and is a random Chinese girl who want an Amusement Park, I love him for that.
@NiCoNiCoNiCola Жыл бұрын
I mean, that girl was like 15 and beat the shit out of about 10 trained bodyguards. If there's anything Heihachi respects it's strength
@popcorn_ceiling879811 ай бұрын
A few things Akuma was included because the two guys in charge of Tekken and Street Fighter are best friends IRL, and act almost like a comedy duo. Akuma will keep a promise at his own convenience, so him showing up after WW4 isn't really out of character. You know the electricity coming off of the Mishimas? That's what makes their hair stand, and why they go bald. R.i.p. Lars' hair
@thatperson100911 ай бұрын
Also the devil gene is literally what counteracts Heihachi’s wack hairline
@AuroraReyne Жыл бұрын
I dunno if you knew this but Yoshimitsu is basically just the sword getting passed down between each new head of the clan which is why he's so different each game. Really cool imo
@NiCoNiCoNiCola Жыл бұрын
Nuh uh, there's always been only two Yoshimitsus (the dudes). One in Soul Calibur, the other in Tekken. Yoshimitsu in Tekken 8 is the same dude since Tekken 1
@Moe_Lester_fromUptwn11 ай бұрын
@@NiCoNiCoNiColahuh. Kinda assumed both. He's reincarnated in each leader...
@NiCoNiCoNiCola11 ай бұрын
@@Moe_Lester_fromUptwn the guy literally has beef with Ganryu and Bryan since the 90s Also, can't really be reincarnated in the new leader since half the clan kinda died in T5
@oshkeet Жыл бұрын
6:48 vid might be more fucked up that intended. Roos who got regular beef with dingos are sometimes on-sight with dogs and figured out if they swim out and either's dumb enough to chase em, they body and hold em underwater to drown em.
@KamenRiderPhoenix Жыл бұрын
You are one of the funniest and realist content creators ever and I insta watch your shit. Never change, you have perfected your shit ALREADY
@FatManJacksonАй бұрын
2:43 it can... Alisa is a literal robot, so she can probably speak every language and Lars is the bstard child of Heihachi, a japanese guy. It makes sense for them to be able to or have learned japanese.
@DrSalad-ye6hr Жыл бұрын
It is ALWAYS a good day when Ari uploads.
@jasperslavone127511 ай бұрын
It’s crazy how nice the intermission was lol this was such a great video
@thebruh2019 Жыл бұрын
Bryan fury crazy ass out here just throwing hands with everyone he sees
@MasterChef1957 Жыл бұрын
16:53 OK so here's some fun tekken lore the reason they put akuma in 7 as far as I know is because technically akuma started out as a tekken character but was eventually put into street fighter instead but that might not be 100% accurate I heard thus back when tekken 7 was still releasing characters
@hyomin_live_4_heichou9 ай бұрын
But how? Tekken is Namco and Street fighter is Capcom.
@JaneDoeValentine Жыл бұрын
I knew nothing about Tekken and now I somehow know even less after watching this. BUT I was so excited when the trailer for Azucena dropped. Seeing Peruvian representation made me so happy. Still not gonna play cause I'm not into fighting games, but she makes me kick my feet and giggle
@Toonarii Жыл бұрын
"somehow i know even less after watching this" LMAOOO if im being fr tho the representation aspect of tekken is one of my favorite things about it as well. im not peruvian but am still latino so i love that for yall lol. they also have mexican and brazillian folk, it's really cool to see
@chrisrockett5897 Жыл бұрын
Tekken's a fighting game franchise about a family dynasty known as the Mishimas. At first it used to be just two, which were Heihachi and Hehachi's son, Kazuya. Now get this, Kazuya has beef with Heihachi for plenty of reasons, with the big one being explained in Tekken 7 (his mom got merked by Hehachi.) 2 games later we get introduced to Kazuya's son Jin, and Kazuya's out of the picture for some reason, so his wife, Jun (who was introduced in the second game) takes care of him for most of his life and one day gets merked by a nigga named Ogre. This causes Jin to run to the tournament to meet with Heihachi. Long story short Heihachi and Jin got some beef, Jin whoops Heihachi's ass, and dips and that's when Kazuya suddenly returns for Tekken 4. I ain't gonna continue the rest of this.
@TheNadroj10 Жыл бұрын
You said more than enough, buddy just needs to cop some of the recent games or just watch some KZbin videos for the rest of the lore. The only problems i have with the story are the retcons. The retcons ruin shit smh
@chrisrockett5897 Жыл бұрын
@@TheNadroj10 On my life
@undercoveredyoshi6061 Жыл бұрын
I love Azu's fighting style until i hear her lore, like really with that happy enthusiastic personality, join the villains all because of fucking coffee?!?!? Like they really protaying this character as all the cafe's business in a nutshell.
@youngkhronic224311 ай бұрын
Bruh that intermission shit goes hard man is actually a genius
@kinoshake Жыл бұрын
Editing is crazy. Insane work. Goated video
@divyanshdevmani407911 ай бұрын
18:53 this move (meditation) heals yoshimitsu there is another variantion of this move (standing variantion)
@sirhabanero Жыл бұрын
20:43 i thought you were about to bring up how these goddamn DEMONS are about to be in this game😭😭😭
@johnjoel93002 ай бұрын
Yujiro vs Heihachi is going to be hype
@TheSirAnthony9 ай бұрын
Your editing style is straight up Mid 2000s adult swim humor and I love it lol
@thababybeastsz Жыл бұрын
That speed clip cracked me up
@xSkxi Жыл бұрын
Just got this on my recommended and watched this video then binge watched your other videos. I gotta say man 10/10 content. You finna hit 1M Subs in like a year in a half.
@darkshortyx Жыл бұрын
You gotta do more fighting game videos! This one was nicely put together frfr. You make alotnof good points too. Keep this up
@pabloruiz82111 ай бұрын
Man im addicted to your editing
@Chillgamingtho Жыл бұрын
To add on to King II, lets not forget that man was puttin Paul, Xiaoyu and Jin in a blender in Tekken:Bloodline THAT MAN IS THE GOAT. I mean yeah he aint win the tournament cause plot but i aint gunna ignore the hands he put on them.
@hurricane7727 Жыл бұрын
Paul in Tekken 3 Would actually wreck King in that Point in Time. He was Very Strong in Both Tekken 3 and Tekken Tag Tournament ( Both Arcade and Console)
@NiCoNiCoNiCola Жыл бұрын
@@hurricane7727in the games: Paul beat everyone, but Jin and True Ogre, but Bloodline is a separate canon where he's this old guy
@hurricane7727 Жыл бұрын
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Weird because Paul Isn't that old In Tekken 3
@hurricane7727 Жыл бұрын
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Why is this Paul So Old in the Tekken Bloodline Anime? In Tekken 3 and Tekken Tag Tournament He doesn't Look That Old and Heck Tekken 8 Paul Doesn't Look That Old Either.
@NiCoNiCoNiCola Жыл бұрын
@@hurricane7727 he's not actually that old, I'm pretty sure he's around the same age as Kazuya. Bandai Namco just decided to make him a boomer in the anime
@CyphersBasement2 ай бұрын
19:11 I'm only willing to excuse your ignorance on Yoshimitsu's best move, where he just sits and scurries about, because it's about time someone mentioned that Hell Sweep/Spinning Demon doesn't look good during any frame of its execution. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?
@SnowflakeSSQ Жыл бұрын
This video is a masterpiece dude! As a Tekken fan, it really is dark and goofy yet fun.
@NiohArcadia Жыл бұрын
If Tekken ever made sense I would actually hate it. Keep Tekken insane.
@Genyuine Жыл бұрын
The demo for 8 is out, i haven't touched the story cus ion want anything randomly stopped, but jin having half of his devil moveset in base is fire
@Killerwhale3173 ай бұрын
I think Tekken is the only game that can get away with not making any sense.
@encelade. Жыл бұрын
Look man we stopped questioning the weird stuff a LONG time ago now we just roll with it
@black.sasuke.uchiha Жыл бұрын
11:09 by far the funniest part!💀
@black.sasuke.uchiha Жыл бұрын
Crap and 1:21 that part.
@Shy_Abi7 ай бұрын
original video?
@Shy_Abi7 ай бұрын
14:16
@onemaximusred8692 Жыл бұрын
I know this gonna blow up, great job man, got me laughing every time.
@2vizion2 Жыл бұрын
I think a story about the bare avenging the old man would me fire
@jordanjackson6151 Жыл бұрын
I like the no Language Barrier thing. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a use of suspension of disbelief. Cool shit.
@SilharaTheChosen Жыл бұрын
Adult Swim really inspired a lot of the creatives of this generation and I'm here for it.
@fluffybat5421 Жыл бұрын
Theres just such a powerful vibe to your content that I just love. Intermissions are such a nice touch on the semi chaotic style of video making. Idk its just so cool man i love this shit!!!!!
@JoseHernandez-pn7kz Жыл бұрын
Bruh this dude can make any video and make that shit entering, like mf I don’t know nun about tekken and told me some insane lore ONG, respect and keep you tube
@frostsoul41996 ай бұрын
what i love about Yoshimitsu is that he's in more than just Tekken. if i recall correctly, he's also in Soul Caliber and looks different in those games too. also i remember Revolution. mained Lars in that game.
@neerkum5428 Жыл бұрын
How badly I wish to be in the room where they pitch this shit, I'd be clapping at everything
@GalaxVerse Жыл бұрын
Another Thing about Yoshimitsu is he's Also In every single Soulcalibur game Bro is literally Handling Jobs 2 different universes
@SaltedMallows Жыл бұрын
Kuma the 2nd has been on the team from day 1 of his arrival. Respect on his name.
@eyecontactleadsto10 ай бұрын
I think the reason why the Tekken 3 King look is so dope is - it’s like his training day off so casual workout clothes but there ain’t no days off from being KING!!! 🐆👑☝️
@davionmcdonald5550 Жыл бұрын
Got to be one of the funniest videos I seen in a minute. Revolution was a gem but would’ve been more popular if it was an extra mode in Tekken Tag Tournament 2. Keep it up bro bro.
@computertoucher Жыл бұрын
"As a long-time Tekken fan, since Tekken 5-" My age advanced by approximately 400 years as I instinctively glanced over at my copy of the 1995 PlayStation game sitting on a shelf.
@sleepingmon9 ай бұрын
I mean. tekken 5 is a 20 year old game
@computertoucher8 ай бұрын
@@sleepingmon Stop saying true things
@thedipermontshow21 күн бұрын
dawg, i just started to play this franchise with Tekken 2 about 2 months ago. (context: i bought a PS1 for 10 bucks and traded a 3DS game for Tekken 2 and a Memory Card)
@_flaming28_95 Жыл бұрын
I love this video and your energy my dude XD
@otakus1216 Жыл бұрын
Main story of Tekken is just daddy issues and family drama Also I love the no language barriers in Tekken 😭🙏
@atompunk456 Жыл бұрын
I never knew the series was THIS WILD Also dark ressurection was what brought me into this franchise Mokujjn was my main 🪵