Tekken - The Mishima Hairline

[@speedoru]

lol why he hair like dat

[@karatheshapeshifter1784]

The person below me’s next line will be “🅱️oi”

[@tpastudios8681]

🅱️oi

[@chriskwak6660]

he hair be like dat to push old people off cliffs tho

[@gamophyte]

Bobs

[@blazingdragon6232]

*bruh*

[@bradleypearl2986]

People joke, but this is actually the plot of Tekken 1.

[@shinyagumon7015]

Except his Grandpa survived and is also God.

[@kintsuki99]

@@shinyagumon7015 So does his father.

[@kreigguardsman3355]

I thought his father hated him though and wasn’t this proud of him

[@kintsuki99]

@@kreigguardsman3355 That is the retcon made in takken 6 and how the story is continuing now. It is less that Heihachi doesn't like his son and more that he does not want the michima name associated to the devil gene.

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

@@shinyagumon7015 OK I may have missed that part of the story, when?

[@OtherMomo]

Heihachi accidentally starting his dialogue as an internal voiceover is a joke I'll never be unamused by

[@commanderslamwich]

And it's extra hilarious since he is responding to his son's internal voice with his own lol

[@floatingdisembodiedhead8975]

The sounds like something he would do too lol he's such a ham that he chews the scenery even in his own head.

[@bearwolf3244]

​@@commanderslamwichy luego le respondo por lo que si lo estaba escuchando en mente XD

[@rogersbryant1507]

Go ahead Kazuya.. *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEE*

[@maxgoose707]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that appreciates this moment, I havent seen any other comments about it

[@endoftheleft2704]

I love how even though this is a parody, this version of Heihachi is a much more supportive father than the real Heihachi.

[@CHO6912-zhjk]

1.1k likes and no replies? Am about to change that.

[@Jufa24Jaiz07]

@@CHO6912-zhjk lets make this comment great again!

[@harshtrewaynee]

@@Jufa24Jaiz07 how tho

[@Somespideronline]

@@harshtrewaynee by replying...duh

[@harshtrewaynee]

@@Somespideronline okay sir duh

[@Cartillax]

It’s funny how the tag line for the next instalment to this game was Heiachi climbing back and saying “THEY SHOULD HAVE FOUND A BIGGER CLIFF”

[@Jeezes718]

Finally kazuya went "HOW'BOUT A VOLCANO BITCH?!"

[@Ferrari255GTO]

I mean, he's got a fken point if all the bloodline survived being tossed down there as children and survived

[@PoisonelleMisty4311]

"Tekken: Where the real fighting skill is trying to figure out what happened to the Mishima hairline! I mean, at this point, it’s less about battles and more about who can book a good stylist!"

[@Ervonesque]

You're goddamn right

[@liammercado1235]

At least Kazuya is breaking the cycle by not throwing Jin off a cliff, instead opting for simple attempted murder.

[@HeliosVS]

let's see in tekken 8 what will happen

[@Lastjustice]

We will see who gets thrown off something or not.

[@Biggender]

Heihachi made sure to continue it-when he capped jin in the head and shoved him out of a helicopter

[@VTGN-II]

Heihachi did it for him, so its good. Also jin kind of did it to himself in 6?

[@zeroax92]

@@VTGN-II "suicide" vs azasel yea Edgy guy failed xD

[@Narmak]

Why is Kazuya so salty, I'd jump off the cliff willingly if my hairline would be like my dad Heihachi's when I grow up

[@Idk_496]

Lmao its you

[@animeking3603]

When’s the next episode of Anime Spongebob, eh? 😏

[@CrimzMicStar]

lol

[@AngelDarkDragon]

I'd watch Dr. B ttt2 ending if I were you

[@mrclamster]

SAME!! But I don't have those strong fighter's legs...

[@sadeknight9112]

Today we return here to celebrate even more characters being thrown off of cliffs

[@marplatense31]

Except Kirby. That little bastard...

[@bruhbruhbruhbruh859]

Yes indeed

[@chamtheman551]

RIP to: Ganondorf Captain Falcon Pit Min Min Marth (all in that order)

[@kidkid146]

@@marplatense31 Kirby's a literal Mishima. We don't fuck with that demon.

[@FatherOFCrimzon]

@@kidkid146 Boy watch me Yeah it turns out that, he can skip time now

[@Flungz_99]

Funniest part is the creator confirmed it was canon that the devil gene prevents from balding. So that means that if Kazuya and Jin didn’t have the devil gene, they would’ve been bald on the top of the head as well.

[@jasongarrett768]

Looking forward to Tekken 9!

[@pastorofmuppets9346]

​@jasongarrett768 the story will be about kazuya and jin dealing with hair loss and the trauma that comes with it

[@salatieljyrustumanan4929]

Now that Jin and Kaz lost their devil forms, their T9 story endings are gonna be them racing to Turkey for a hair transplant

[@SuperADman15]

Lars ttt2 ending makes sense now

[@mahazahra2216]

Kazuya finna rock his daddy's cut in Tekken 9

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

Honestly, if my baby's first steps were the Mishima wave dash, i'm calling an exorcist

[@ivansoldaccount9823]

**DUOMO DI SIRIO starts playing in the distance**

[@YuuyaKZMI]

I'd be wondering what the hell's going on.

[@thatguyzerg]

@@ivansoldaccount9823 chiamerò Claudio e vedo che si può fare...penso che però per me arrivare al Duomo di Sirio sarà difficile🤔

[@ivansoldaccount9823]

@@thatguyzerg Stavo cercando di dire "Il tema di Claudio inizia a suonare in lontananza", ma lui NON HA un tema. Il tema del DUOMO DI SIRIO è la musica sostitutiva, non la location. (Scusa se questo non ha senso, ho usato Google Translate.)

[@fred1395durst]

Thats the korean backdash, not exclusive to mishimas, but yes id be calling an exorcist too, that was too clean of an input, somethings going on

[@OtakuVs]

I wish I was like Heihachi and all my problems could be solved via Cliff pushing.

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

Hey, throwing people off cliffs can solve many problems.

[@legocancer5283]

K

[@Zain69z]

just throw your problems off the clifs

[@bobsondugnutt9466]

I know you...

[@dillzee]

But then....YOU'D be thrown off a cliff

[@voon7600]

Baby Kazuya doing the Korean backdash is so fucking funny

[@alexanderosorio8647]

If only he could do that in smash

[@squidee]

The half fucked-up inputs is such a funny detail

[@GreyBoiTheTrue]

His pp tho

[@Shmityy]

I think he's trying to wavedash actually

[@Mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3]

@@alexanderosorio8647 he can. But its canceling backdash into wd into another backdash instead of a crouch

[@jsmaster4779]

0:44 and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Reina was born.

[@Cauli_S]

Since she has her own Devil form which in turn means she has the Devil Gene doesn't that make her Kazuya's full blooded sister??

[@chiefsalvaje6557]

@@Cauli_S she wasn’t born with the devil gene so we don’t know

[@artiom677]

Kazumi aint the Mother of Reina, she is basically a "Bastard"

[@bhootiyagaming3585]

Lars is also kazuya's brother

[@musicaleuphoria8699]

How many illegitimate children does this family have.

[@blendingkyle1888]

“wee babby.” Kazuya is so mentally damaged he can’t even speak properly after that.

[@kingoffists]

wee babby is a term here in scotland so that bit made my laugh and happy

[@Ahmadabdal_]

@@kingoffists mishima family is Scottish confirmed?

[@johnromero3143]

@@Ahmadabdal_ not really it's just that he has a Scottish girlfriend you know, Nina

[@jaykode4679]

@@johnromero3143 Nina isn't his gf tho. His "gf" is technically dead

[@loto7197]

@@johnromero3143 Nina Williams is Irish

[@thetransformersreport1340]

Some people may not believe it, but this is incredibly close to the actual plot of Tekken.

[@zaer-ezart]

Well tekken 7 retconed quite a lot. But yeah it's pretty close

[@Ninetails2000]

Literally the only thing wrong with it is that Kazuya didnt do the goofy smile at the end.

[@strengthcolossal5538]

@@Ninetails2000 in tekken 1 psx he did the goofy smile

[@strengthcolossal5538]

@@Ninetails2000 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWXKf6eXiM9ksK8

[@sigtyr8887]

@@strengthcolossal5538 I love the upbeat music. It's fits very well with throwing your dad from a cliff .

[@huemungous7919]

Heihachi shows more love to his son in this short then he ever did in the actual series.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

If only his wife is still alive, so this one is alternate universe.

[@unironicallydel7527]

@@poweroffriendship2.0 She is alive. Just as a very, very vengeful volcano spirit goddess thing.

[@cillbipher2613]

@@unironicallydel7527 wait she is?

[@unironicallydel7527]

@@cillbipher2613 I dont think, canonically, but ye. Canonically shes dead.

[@jimmytsunami5275]

Well done, Kazuya, you've made me proud. I always knew that one day you would follow in my footsteps- (dipped in the lava with a plip) - Heihachi Mishima, The Mishima Hairline

[@satoshikatsumoto9007]

0:45 This aged well.

[@StealthMaster5k]

OH NOOOO REEEEIIIINNNAAAAAA

[@razarac432]

Lars was already there tbh

[@laonu785]

​@@razarac432Es hijo de Heihachi?

[@razarac432]

@@laonu785 Si, Lars es su bastardo

[@comicalcosmonaut959]

Unfortunately, Reina and Lars aren't the only illegitimate children of "Hey, Hachi"

[@Kompyyy]

I like to think this single handedly got kazuya in smash

[@ryanepps2183]

That's what I was thinking LMAOOO

[@halodragonmaster]

Same

[@kylewood4488-b9r]

The whole point of Smash is throwing everyone else off a cliff. I think he will fit in perfectly. Like he was born to do it.

[@akirakurusustan9795]

Same LMAO

[@PeiceofNick]

Agreed

[@mythosinfinite6736]

The funny thing is Kazuya actually does love his grandpa.

[@4storyboss]

But as Tekken 5 plot shows Devils are merciless

[@tolgasupreme381]

Yes

[@capibaradeluxe9193]

@@4storyboss *KASUYA* *LOVES* *HIS* *GRANDPA*

[@4storyboss]

@@capibaradeluxe9193 but HE HAS TO WIN EVERY TEKKEN TOURNAMENT EVEN IF IT'S HIS OWN GRANDPA

[@photondebuger45]

Tekken 5 flashbacks…

[@beanyboi2218]

1:19 when you forgot that you muted yourself but then suddenly remember

[@purpledeni]

I laughed for like 2 minutes when i first saw this

[@pofromteletubbies1243]

It’s worse when you’ve been talking for so long and jus realized that

[@louistan3746]

Went u are pro gamer your father come

[@AlaaHbSam]

LITERALLY! You repeat the same tone lol

[@notagokugamer2903]

Right

[@irvinalexanderflores]

1:41 that Jerek scream made me laugh way harder than it should've 🤣

[@Sen_ki]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@miguelaquiles2859]

I'MSOGAAAAAAAAAY

[@ahmadansari642]

😆😆😆😆😆 1:42-1:45

[@Synnabelle]

God the VA for Heihachi made this entire video. Every line is delivered perfectly. I fucking love the, "Come on. I'll make you a new one. Hmm-HNNNRGH??"

[@cyandeoidre2375]

😂😂😂😂 Same 0:44

[@excaliburnII]

Heihachi did a triple take XDDD

[@georgeaird4637]

He's got a pretty sucessful channel where he does a load of VA, I think its Gianni Matriagno.

[@Hazel_TheOne]

Heihachi was va’d by the funny meme man, so naturally he has the perfect voice

[@Max_Casetera]

@@georgeaird4637 yes he is gianni matriagno

[@uhobme2028]

"Is this parodying Tekken 1 or Tekken 7?" "Yes"

[@pepsi4798]

All of it in one go

[@harizotoh7]

It jumps from 1 to 7's ending.

[@ddb3934]

Looks like tekken 6 and 5 possibly

[@sometimesidontunderstand0029]

And mk 4 when he through heihachi off cliff that sound effect

[@thenintenbrogamer6022]

Both

[@huskobonsarune]

A parody of a game that had a story that was like a parody.

[@tavarusbenton5291]

Crazy right

[@lucianocruz3383]

Thats right

[@genesishandboards]

Lmao glad I read the comments, you took the words right out of mouth! Thanks 😊

[@NeoShadowWolf]

Tekken: - crazy crime boss throws son off of cliff, son comes back possessed by the devil, son beats up crazy dad Tekken 2 - son becomes new crime boss, bangs some random psychic girl to bear his demon seed, crazy dad beats him up and throws him into a volcano Tekken 3 - crazy dad becomes crime boss again, uses his emo grandson to beat up an Aztec demon, then crazy dad tries to kill grandson but oh noez he's also a devil! also, it's not just possession but a "devil gene" that's inherited through the family Tekken 4 - devil son got resurrected 20 years after his death, tried to kill his crazy dad again but failed, then tried to kill emo grandson but failed, emo grandson went full devil Tekken 5 - crazy dad's own father hosted the next tournament and it turns out he's a demon (probably a devil too). Also, he's a cheap son of a bitch as the final boss. Then emo grandson beats up demon great-grandfather and becomes new crime boss. Tekken 6 - emo grandson turns evil and declares war on the whole fucking world, his crazy demon father and spiky-haired uncle try to stop him, then a Hebrew demon appears out of nowhere and says "fuck y'all, im killing all humans" before getting beaten up in a fist fight. He's also a cheap son of a bitch as the final boss. Tekken 7 - HI, I'M AN UNIMPORTANT INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST AND I'M NARRATING THIS STORY FOR WHATEVER REASON! Also, crazy dad was a good person before his devil wife tried to assassinate him because she's apparently a good person, which caused crazy dad to throw his son off a cliff to see if he's a demon and for him to be an evil crime boss. Then demon son kills his crazy dad and battles Akuma from Street Fighter because REASONS. And now, emo grandson is good again and wants to atone for the fact that he fucked the world over because he's a massive douchebag. Also, there's something about fighting tournaments involving a cyborg alien Robin Hood, a jaguar luchador, a battle android with a mohawk, a Chinese-Native American treehugger with a treehugger adoptive daughter (who's also a luchador for some reason), a boxing kangaroo and his counterpart boxing velociraptor, a 'Murican biker with a hi-top, his rival a martial artist grizzly bear, an old doctor who belches at you as his main attack, a psychotic cyborg serial killer who can lift a FUCKING TANK HEAD, an obese man who likes to git gud and apparently burns 10,000 calories a day, a Dennis Rodman ninja and his hot af superior officer, a Russian weeaboo android, a snobby rich girl from Monaco who might be gay for tsundere Japanese girls (no, she's not legal but something will move in your pants anyway), a random vampire chick with horns and may SOMEHOW be the rich girl's sister (???), a cosplayer/j-pop star, a Filipino girl who cwies wike a wittle babeh, Akuma from Street Fighter, Geese Howard from Fatal Fury/The King of Fighters, Negan from The Walking Dead and Noctis from Final Fantasy. *LMAO, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS SERIES!? I'M SO CONFUSED!*

[@Ryuusenkka]

@@NeoShadowWolf Jesus Christ, I can't stop laughing

[@doomslayer169]

"come on i'll make you a new one" reina: you called me?

[@blitzgaming2070]

And now he’s in smash throwing everyone off a cliff

[@yoursteak5215]

Oh my god

[@mr.l8723]

Unfortunately this is correct😂

[@UltimateDragonX99999]

Here I am

[@FatherOFCrimzon]

Except Kirby

[@ffadicto]

He is looking for more mishimas in smash

[@Berd]

i loved this. moer please

[@ollidawg27]

henlo

[@ollidawg27]

you are vary funnnny

[@ssj4gogeta778]

Why did you reply to your own comment

[@FuriousGunnerKat]

@@ssj4gogeta778 😂🤣😂

[@gar3548]

yes

[@Mshari-the-grey-warden]

1:30 oh my god that meow had me dying 😂😂

[@migocasty5515]

And the "no!..."

[@kingbagni6438]

King's meow is so cute

[@gogocube3924]

God yes same man!!!

[@underheart7]

Saaaame!

[@underheart7]

@@josephyoun19 just giraffe😂

[@yumithehunter6292]

2:15 strange how 3 years before tekken 8 he described the entire plot of their relationship in tekken 8

[@markparkinson6947]

There are three things I love about this video: -Kazuya’s first steps -King’s meow -Lili’s voice acting 👌👌👌

[@iryairya2008]

Add, heihachi's wheeze and his IMSOGAYYYYYYYY

[@frost3193]

Meow

[@TheRenzer9]

Lili's voice acting?????? Where's Lili??? She's Kazumi...kazuya's mother

[@markparkinson6947]

@@TheRenzer9 2:16 is where Lili is.

[@TheRenzer9]

@@markparkinson6947 Aww hell naw....who knew there was this end credits scene

[@akirakurusustan9795]

Kazuya throws Kirby off a cliff and he survived. Is Kirby a true Mishima and has the devil gene?

[@HarmonyBunny]

He is if he took Kazuya's Copy Ability

[@cjohnson2916]

Yes, absolutely. Kirby has inherited the hairline.

[@hedgelad712]

KIRBY IS KAZUYA'S BABY CONFIRMED

[@Smart1529]

@@hedgelad712 Who is Jin Kazama LMAO 🤣🤣

[@pats3212]

Kirby has something stronger *K I R B Y L O R E*

[@J.KH333]

King's soft ass "meow"gets me every time.

[@JuanCarlos-ie9fy]

I can't get tired of it LMAO

[@KyoRedBladeZR1]

M E O W

[@jorgefonseca7281]

N-no

[@Insomniac21]

"come on ill make you a new one" speedoru predicted Reina

[@Nicknir]

I love your style of animation :3

[@nicolas2328]

ué kkkkkkkk

[@juliohintze595]

It is very unique

[@Ejaezy]

It's genius!

[@blescax]

I WANT TO SEEE

[@EricksinL0ra321]

looks like the art style of kill la kill

[@ians_parks]

"Well done Kazuya. You've made me proud. I always knew that one day you would join Smash." - Heihachi Mishima

[@nachovichoZX]

Years ago, he was part of Playstation All-Stars and now his son is part of Smash Ultimate. He must be the proudest father.

[@anthonyrios2311]

Technically Heihachi is in Smash as Incineroar and a Mii Costume R.I.P. Ishizuka.

[@MacenW]

@@nachovichoZX Raiden is in PlayStation All-Stars, snake is in Smash ultimate

[@MacenW]

@@anthonyrios2311 I had no idea he also is Jonathan joestar

[@anthonyrios2311]

@@MacenW Well, Joseph

[@protoluigi2047]

1:30 I love that you added the little detail of the fish since Tekken 3 was planning to have a playable fish, but was scrapped later on in development. Great work.

[@protoluigi2047]

@Ahmed Malaki Yeah, Harada was planning to put it as a playable character as a joke, but didn't because he didn't want to rip off customers.

[@protoluigi2047]

@Ahmed Malaki For me, I would rather know what it looked like.

[@dr.hugog.hackenbush9443]

But you *DO* get Gon, so...

[@Kunkyard]

I mean, didn't Yoshi ended up having a Fish Costume? So technically he kinda still made his dream of having a playable fish in game

[@Beessokoo1coo1]

@@protoluigi2047 bruh that’s sounds like The developers were tripping balls or something

[@SAMM.....]

Lili and Asuka's relationship in 14 seconds

[@K1a4ektYT]

1:36 that wheeze had me 💀

[@nikitavaish]

🤣🤣🤣

[@carl5275]

😂😂😂

[@WifeMeUp]

😆😆😆

[@Carlos-np7du]

Same 😂

[@chopperman4788]

🤣🤣🤣 best part indeed

[@chriskwak6660]

This is basically the Tekken storyline and it's glorious.

[@thatoneguy779]

Really

[@RisingRevengeance]

Pretty much how I remember it

[@El-Burrito]

I was really hoping the video woul carry on and show Kazuya pushing Jin off a cliff

[@Hitman2b]

he pretty much forgot about jin / devil jin

[@meltedjax3619]

It’s literally the opposite of the tekken storyline wtf are you smoking?

[@SmashingPichu]

My favorite joke was heihachi thinking “good luck”, realizing no one can hear him, then shouting “hah good luck”

[@_SSCJ]

Agreed

[@mr.dumbum8209]

he "kinda" broke character too...

[@smolltaco5667]

I dont know why but kazuyas first steps are so fkn funny to me

[@tanimation7289]

Just like in are Zoom calls.

[@kolenka6444]

Heihachi: SIGH come on i'll make you a new one and that's the story of Reina

[@migo_01]

So, kazuya and reina are siblings?😯

[@Laerei]

@@migo_01 Yes, they are. Heihachi has like 20 children. And also Lee who is his adopted son.

[@rabbitgamingpk9246]

​​@@Laereiwtf today ik how much childrens he have💀😭

[@gee_kaz]

I know Reina is also Heihachi’s child but also Kazumi? Or did she comes from a different mother? If she did where did Heihachi found all these devil coochies

[@xandermcdonald8543]

@@gee_kaz It’s most likely Reina is the result of Heihachi experimenting with combining his DNA with the devil gene, though her origin is never confirmed. She’s too young to be Kazumi’s kid, unless some cryosleep shenanigans were at work. Funnily enough she wouldn’t be the first Tekken character to be cryoslept (Nina and Anna were in I think 2) nor is she the first test tube baby (that’s Steve Fox, Nina’s kid during the aforementioned cryosleep). If I had to bet based on very little evidence, I’d say she’s Anna’s DNA mixed with Heihachi and the devil gene, just because Nina’s been getting way more spotlight in the last few games.

[@srdjan455]

What a heart touching story about a son living up to his father's expectations and continuing family traditions.

[@straiker666]

Now Jin continue the family tradition?

[@beanbroly]

@@straiker666 wait till Tekken 8

[@ivancruz9795]

By throwing family members into the cliff?

[@wasupman777]

That's some fucked up traditions

[@Digildon]

1:19 ʰᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ˡᵘᶜᵏ ᶦ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ HA GOOD LUCK!

[@Dekomata]

This is probably the least toxic depiction fo heihachi and kazuya's relationship. Mainly because heihachi being proud of kazuya despite kazuya still having the drive to kill him.

[@shinygekkouga52]

If it weren’t for this video, I wouldn’t have known the TRUE significance of Kazuya throwing Smash chars off of a cliff, so thank you.

[@armoredman10]

Yeah

[@starbitscg4563]

I recognized it was gonna be a Tekken character because of this lol

[@neojenshi4055]

KIRBY = MISHIMA 😳😳😳😳😳

[@gravityrushfan299]

Gay aganda

[@YaboiMatoi]

1:36 after so many replays this wheeze still destroys me every time lmao

[@johnwufky1634]

Go ahead kazuya ahhhhhhhhhweeehhehwh Finish me

[@underheart7]

I'm so gaaayyyyyyy

[@AymenZero]

well done kazuya you've made me proud.

[@miguelmartins5968]

@@johnwufky1634 to be true he spoken a Portuguese phrase he spoken "eu vou cair" that means "i gonna fall"

[@johnwufky1634]

@@miguelmartins5968 but I can't let go of that wheeze

[@waleedshafqat6736]

1:36 That wheeze had me dead 😂

[@cckiller0053]

Me too XD

[@mistergio3683]

What's funnier is that his mouth wasn't moving when he wheezed.

[@cckiller0053]

Mister Gio Yeah even when Heihachi said, "Go ahead Kazuya."

[@farati.]

Lmao 🤣

[@Oreca2005]

@@cckiller0053 “finish me off”

[@veiserexab1428]

Heihachi explaining father-son throwing off the cliff, Kazuya's inner monologue, King's meow, and Heihachi screams like Jarek is what always gets me

[@iria20]

“This is not a brutality it’s a fatality.” Throws Jarek off a cliff.

[@WeedShaggy]

IM.SOOO GAYUYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@SameDayTwice]

“It’s OVEERR Jarek.”

[@Spider-Bread]

@@SameDayTwice SHinOk iS dEaD The GuD GuYs WuN, YOuR CuMmIng BACK WiTh ME.

[@Ashura893]

@@Spider-Bread "Never, Sonya. I agreed to help defeat Shinnok, not turn myself in to the Special Forces. The Black Dragon live on!" *PAM PAM!*

[@Spider-Bread]

@@Ashura893 ThE BlaCk DRagOon DiEd with KAnO YoU'rE ThE LaSt OnE jAReK

[@thyrlindberg9310]

I like how the cliff thing went from "I'm doing this to see if my son truly is the devil or not" to "it's family tradition, we have been doing baby cliff drops for 1,000 years."

[@croutoncrumbs26]

That's how it was originally, the "I want to see if the devil gene is in him" is a retcon to continue the plot

[@Azusashusband]

​@@croutoncrumbs26 and to humanize heihachi

[@theshuman100]

love the witch trial logic on display here.

[@_spooky_sandwitch_]

​@@Azusashusband Because of course we need to humanize Tekken Hitler

[@teasage1642]

The world needs more Tekken content like this... PERIOD

[@mysteriousfleas]

King's meow takes this video to a new level.

[@williambenton9959]

When Kazumi was like "I needed that" I laughed given her backstory.

[@shaggy8574]

Elaborate

[@williambenton9959]

@@shaggy8574 she's from a family of assassins who deemed heihachi too ambitious to be left alive. Kazuya was to follow in her footsteps, or also be killed if he followed in his father's

[@ImmaLittlePip]

I also think it was a reference to transformers prime

[@linkfoxhay3361]

@@ImmaLittlePip a man of true culture

[@tfgenobatssasin1788]

@@ImmaLittlePip ah yes, the glorious Ratchet's war cry reference I NEEDED THATT

[@hdihiiehei]

“Cmon I’ll MAKE you a new one” the way he stretches his neck to say that kills me

[@MainMite06]

*I NEEDED THAAAAT!*

[@c0dex306]

The confidence in that tiny meow 1:31 Love it

[@ketorthektorto5895]

0:58 he wasn't gonna sugarcoat it

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

There are enough Easter-eggs in this video to keep me entertained for days...

[@inkredibill6352]

There really isn't.

[@skinfaceskinhands6514]

@@inkredibill6352 fell for it. you probably spent like thirty minutes looking through this clip for eggs.

[@elitheOG]

This is not a brutality, this is a fatality.

[@REALRXBEL]

You should make a video about it

[@VAFranky]

@@inkredibill6352 you don’t know how much it takes to entertain him for days so how can you say?

[@GenericMystics]

1:19 I laughed way too hard at this joke.

[@metj6885]

I was wondering if anyone else caught him thinking his response to kazuva mental rambling

[@GenericMystics]

@@metj6885 He breaks character a bit too which makes it more funny.

[@cheeseboi4217]

i honestly didn’t realize it was gianni until he said “i mean” which probably shows us how good he is

[@Stryfe52]

@@cheeseboi4217 this was Gianni? Cool, lol!

[@kevinnezukojk8870]

IKR! He just said it Twice. LOL! XD 😆😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@MsDarkz123]

These "strongest" fighters look a lot like run-offs from the local zoo. -Incineroar: *meow*

[@kylewood4488-b9r]

HEY! Don't disrespect King like that!!! He is a dope badass wrestler that loves to powerbomb everyone. I mained him in Tekken 3 and 4.

[@HarmonyBunny]

Sakurai: N-No...

[@mystery8820]

Please tell me they are not gonna make Incineroar a base for a King Spirit battle. If they do…

[@MsDarkz123]

@@kylewood4488-b9r I'm not disrespecting him just making the joke with the more similar character in Smash hahaha.

[@kylewood4488-b9r]

@@MsDarkz123 Actually now that you mentioned it. I can actually see Incineroar being Kings spirit event or perhaps give him super armor for Armored King.

[@CodeDemons]

As per tradition, whenever a new Tekken game releases. I must watch this video to remember why Kazuya is the way he is.

[@AxtonAponte]

1:19 honestly this just skyrocketed up to being one of my favorite gags of all time, now that I've seen it in true glory

[@stavkous4963]

He forgot to speak for a second

[@3005desu]

Little baby kazuya learning how to korean backdash really warms my heart.

[@AutumnWoodham]

"I lived bitch" is pretty much the Mishima family motto. Seeya all in Tekken 8 when Heihachi turns out to be alive... again.

[@matthewbaang8749]

I'm sure if heihaichi has the gall to return in Tekken 8, I'm willing to bet it's gonna be some bs reason like "from the force of akuma and kazuya fighting he revived" or whatever.

[@GenericProtagonist118]

Either he's gonna be the same, scarred from the volcano, a demon, a ghost, or a cyborg.

[@AVI-lh6rm]

THEY SHOULDA FOUND A BIGGA CLIFFFFF

[@eonnexus]

My personal favorite theory is that he'll return as the Jack-8, and since "Hachi" is 8 in Japanese, "Heihachi" would lend itself to a noice lil name pun in "Jack-Hachi". XD

[@GenericProtagonist118]

@@eonnexus Huh... So the idea would be he'd return as the thing that "killed" him the first time? Now I'm imagining a scene of a Jack unit being activated with Heihachi's hair, face, and build with the line reading: _"Heihachi Mishima..._ _lives again."_

[@Cynidecia]

It's hillarious how he's not even mad at his son and proud of him for literally throwing him into a volcano.

[@antonyalberto123]

Bueno Heihachi lo lanzo primero

[@antonyalberto123]

Nuevo sub 😎

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*Mrs. Mishima:* _Oh hey, Hihachi look! Baby Kazuya is taking his first steps._ *Baby Kazuya:* ⬅️↙️⬇️ ⬅️↙️⬇️ ⬇️ ⬅️↙️⬇️ ⬅️↙️⬇️

[@MasterSemaj]

It's not Tekken if you're not moving around with Parkinson's

[@aceDOZA]

ACKKSHULLLY ITS: ➡️⬇️↘️➡️

[@aaronalarcon4445]

He doin korean backdashes

[@donteo508]

Honestly that was the funniest shit

[@Littlefighter1911]

@@aaronalarcon4445 Yeah, but awful ones, he does down instead of back+down.

[@Bluehime]

"When I was but a WEE BABBY..." Whoever wrote this script is a pure genius

[@ttvchannel7679]

For some reason i wanna hear that sentence with a Russian accent

[@spminty8170]

samurai jack

[@J221.]

1K liker

[@Bluehime]

@@J221. Yay! I'm special! Lol

[@jimmyj6209]

That's a legit way to say it in England where Northerners sonetimes use it

[@CircleToonsHD]

INSTA CLICK

[@baltoendocrine9783]

Same!

[@tpastudios8681]

Same here

[@Theballisticchicken]

Now you must prove yourself

[@fiddlediddleriddle]

Oh hello there Circle

[@GrandKaiserOfKrieg]

same to your vid

[@sherryfilms2504]

Weirdly enough, Jin is the only one with Mishima blood in him that hasn't been thrown off a cliff

[@andywangatshifhango4204]

Not yet anyway. We don't know what Kazuya's gonna do if he manages to get Jin's devil gene.

[@vesha6274]

Well...

[@mert2217]

he got thrown off a helicopter in tekken 3

[@tacitozetticci9308]

such a mama's boy

[@BevvRatBites]

​@@mert2217 Technological innovation at the cost of tradition.

[@MattDeRac]

I did not expect that there’s a parody of Tekken, but we want more.

[@billvolk4236]

Not even a parody, that's what happened

[@patrickstar6458]

When he was hitting inputs for his first steps I was in tears

[@vvxblackwolfxvv4912]

Me too 🤣🤣

[@angrynerd4178]

I keep coming back

[@demonbread1728]

Op backdash

[@DoctorLazers]

To be fair, an actual bear is probably the strongest fighter in a tournament full of humans.

[@FFKonoko]

Tekken contains a lot of non human fighters. The cyborg samurai with helicopter wrists, like 8 kinds of robot, literal angels and devils, lasers and bears and actual dinosaurs...

[@SoulFistGaming]

The juggling in tekken isn't just a game mechanic The humans in this world Actually swing hard enough to punch you off your feet and send you flying Check out some of the CGI tekken films Tekken characters are superhuman

[@dandygun7786]

“Panda?! Seriously?”

[@WaveOfDestiny]

They use ki to punch harder, paul could defeat the bear and heiachi can catch bullets with his teeth and survive big explosions. Also some attacks literally glow with aura and i don't think it's just a game mechanic

[@jalcomics]

@@FFKonoko yes Lasers make the toughest opponents

[@wasabi5338]

Geriatric Jinpachi being hurled off a cliff kills me everytime.

[@Sunny_d_z]

1:36 that is literally how I laugh

[@BOmb78900]

Trust me I sound like a dehydrated demon when I laugh

[@D.T.W.]

Mom told me I wheeze like a dog

[@darkswords147]

0:12 0:47 I like how Kazuya doesn't have his scar until he climbs back up the cliff that's a nice attention to detail.

[@jagger6474]

I lived b***

[@96dav]

1:31 I can't stop listening it King : *meow*

[@grimwukong56]

Same dude, that shit is funny

[@dragontheking4196]

1:31

[@_Relinquished]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mohammedibrahim42]

Tekken is masterpiece thank you buddy for making this awesome video 😊

[@spiderofsparta785]

0:52 the only true love heihachi showed for kazuya

[@johannliebert2870]

And it's not even canon

[@keepyourselfsafe4127]

“Oh heihachi look,kazuya is taking his first steps” Kazuya:

[@orion_meta1428]

Wavu Wavu

[@justchris.8720]

haha Kazuya go ➡⬅⬆⬇↗↘↙↖➡⬅↙↗↗➡↘↗↘⬅⬆↗↙⬇⬆⬆⬇

[@eqqx1108]

Kbd

[@lordyamcha5505]

DORYAH

[@regisiterer7071]

Dance dance revolution in a nutshell

[@mharrtj6350]

Bro, a Tekken quality parody, like pure quality. I never thought anything like that would even exist. Dude the animation of kazuya,s face at 1:40 is so sick and the music... Bro, I'm sold. Waiting for more of these.

[@carbodude5414]

My favourite part about this is that its actually accurate that Kazuya loved his grandfather

[@mixinganimegifswithanythin3]

Me: "Oh, this video cannot be better" Lili calling Asuka for "that" Me: "Glory"

[@jonathanjoestar3839]

"This video cannot be better" * Jax Mortal Kombat death falling* I'm soo gayy!

[@nonemasternonly7165]

lili was here

[@ralph5535]

Yes

[@clintwood731]

someone give this girl water, she's too much thirsty

[@ehda540]

im not so into takken lore, why she saying "that" is funny?

[@goaway5152]

00:14 This face is hilarious I love it so much.

[@DarthEnderX]

And that cheek smooshing sound effect...

[@Luigivaldo]

Sheeeeesh

[@agybaran9356]

Bryan Fury Amazing Death combo kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKLHgYCYg99khqs

[@jackjax7921]

The way hes shaking it is hilarious.

[@melvinm.261]

Imagine if Kazuya and Heihachi were this wholesome in the games.

[@TheJonklerofjonklers]

Ha you should play tekken

[@BlackWolfy90]

The real Tekken cinematics are as ridiculous if not more ridiculous than this video.

[@slobertooth1358]

"Wholesome"

[@Kykai3212]

0:58 i like how baby kazuya's face changed from wholesome to Revenge

[@denizycl]

0:10 always making me laugh lmao

[@Candle_Calmness]

You oughta be grossed out

[@niche8137]

*"That's impressive."* *literally just commanded in circles*

[@lofihighdef]

What's the song a?

[@FLOKCO.]

He packing tho

[@Grassphobic]

Accurate af

[@thestrangeandstupidone8116]

0:02 "local man looks a bit funny lol"

[@emacifan]

I mean lol kinda

[@Zenssei]

Pictured: a lady

[@IAmCipeRamo]

The Poo Times

[@pepecalatrava731]

@@IAmCipeRamo Nov 1972

[@Rhabanaarum]

N E W S

[@heinrichze-france4089]

Sad thing is that this could possibly be the most wholesome yet lore accurate version of tekken, which can say a lot about how messed up the Mishima family is.

[@philithegamer8265]

Minus Mr. Cliff Thrower being happy about his son being alive. He hates the Devil Gene so much.

[@YuuyaKZMI]

@@philithegamer8265 Well, Kazumi was also dead before Kazuya was thrown off. It's a somewhat parody alternate universe of what happened, Heihachi testing Kazuya for skill rather than the Devil Gene.

[@alfix5032]

0:44 I like how Heihachi just doesn't care that he actually threw his son from a cliff, he tought he died, and just says *"Come on i´ll make you a new one"* XD 1:41 That´s Jarek´s scream from MK4, LOL

[@MrHeathcliff5]

Technically, he did, that one time with someone else, then adopted a new one, maybe two

[@eternallylearning2811]

Well what if he had a girl it's unlikely considering their culture but would he throw her off a cliff as well

[@JcCrazy135]

@@eternallylearning2811 Guess what. HE DID

[@omarhassan2954]

1:19 Everyone talking about how heihachi was on mute, but nobody realized how come he knew what Kazuya was thinking and came up with a perfect response.

[@frostyfudge1662]

Same party

[@alexisislas-gonzalez5991]

Also The fact he broke character when he said “I mean”

[@nehuenmutiozabal6339]

-This strongest fighters look a lot like runoff animals from the local Zoo. -*MEOW*

[@aeronero7226]

WHY WAS THAT SO DAMN FUNNY TO ME. HIS MEOW IS SO UNEXPECTED 😂😂😂

[@TheHuskyK9]

King is just vibing

[@cckiller0053]

Go ahead Kazuya *starts wheezing*

[@DYNEadvance]

That killed me 😂😂😂

[@dcode1000]

that was the best part 😂😂

[@yazthevagrant]

0:45 this moment was gold 😂

[@M7MDPRO]

I'll make you a new one 😂😂

[@Taifan_726.]

01:31

[@dimbrightman]

Mmhm-HMMMMMM?!!

[@imdepressed3220]

@@dimbrightman l lived bitch

[@Crispy_pata]

Yeah

[@aegontargaryensixthofhisname]

0:47 Heihachi in Tekken 8

[@soulafrique7995]

The goat never die😂

[@toony1232]

"These strongest fighters look a lot like run-offs from the local zoo" Guess that's why Pokken exists

[@ajakks6551]

...it all makes sense.

[@Breakyourlegs]

Ursaring KangasKaun Liepard Pangoro And Giraferig

[@Phoebe5448]

King: "meow." Fun Fact: when I first played Tekken 3 when I was around 6, I thought King was cool as I thought he was some kind of genetic experiment man/leopard hybrid. 6 year old me was dissapointed when it turned out he was just some dude in a mask. My 6 year old imagination was better!!

[@KidTravis]

Bro on god please do tekken 3-7

[@matrixvalnar]

Tekken 3 with Gon

[@squilliamfreakyson]

Dada?

[@matrixvalnar]

@Noah Eden no.... Gon.... A secret character in tekken 3. A farting dinosaur based on a kids show and manga in japan

[@gcortez2173]

He actually did tekken 7 at 1:34

[@you-5-iver804]

@@gcortez2173 That's actually Kazuya's Tekken 1 ending

[@SprangoTheGoofyGoob]

This aged well

[@MatthewDiLeva]

And then he came into Smash.

[@hwanniggles187]

How? This shit wouldnt age at all considering its a main Tekken thing, not some hint to Smash

[@DragonGod24]

@@hwanniggles187 Its a joke I think lol

[@goaway5152]

@@hwanniggles187 Wow. People must really not like you.

[@darkwater124]

Heihachi definitely made a new one

[@Robertkingz]

lol

[@hadoke]

About 20 to 30 according to Harada.

[@StickMations]

why is Kazuya's eye red, did he poke it on a rock while he was down there lmao edit: yes it's the evil devil gene but itd be funny if the devil gene was caused by pointy rocks and subconjunctival hemorrhage

[@ekieklund274]

He has the devil gene

[@shakursteadman8169]

@@Epsteindidinfactkillhimself yes it is

[@Epsteindidinfactkillhimself]

@@shakursteadman8169 no

[@Llamakingmaster7]

@@shakursteadman8169 it was red when tekken 4 started

[@anon3631]

It's the Devil's influence, and it looks cool.

[@Discohater4]

As a former tekken fan, yeah this IS what actually happens in the games

[@masterDarts4188]

Former Tekken fan as well, I know that feel 😞

[@douglasbubbletrousers4763]

Why former? Out of curiosity

[@Discohater4]

@@douglasbubbletrousers4763 lost interest in it ig

[@masterDarts4188]

@@douglasbubbletrousers4763 Honestly the story line and fighting in the recent games just lost me. When they started putting in characters like Negan, no disrespect to the walking dead, it just felt like they didnt care wvkut their own game anymore. And the games floating mechanic and fighting changes that felt more like I playing Smash then Tekken just lost me.

[@richardtapales9445]

weaklings complain

[@jaasbonilla5156]

1:55 Every Kazuya ending in Tekken series.

[@RBJ_RebelEmbracer]

Play tekken 6 please

[@jaasbonilla5156]

@@RBJ_RebelEmbracer Tekken 6 is actually the third Tekken game ive played and it does have an arcade ending for kazuya where he drags out Devil Jin's body out of Azazel's chamber and then smiles. I guess u need to replay Tekken 6 fella.

[@shashameowgaming8664]

@@jaasbonilla5156 he holds him up in front of the Tekken Force and probably forces them to obey him instead

[@jaasbonilla5156]

@@shashameowgaming8664 Well, technically. Its just part of the ritual of Mishimas taking away Zaibatsu from their own lol.

[@shashameowgaming8664]

@@jaasbonilla5156 lol true 🤣🤣

[@RealMikeHollow]

Here after Heihachi climbed out lmao.