Telling a story to an "if that was me" person

Shout out Youtooz for working with me on another figure, THANK YOU!!
Go get a King Caleb at Youtooz.com/products/king-caleb
or don't I can't force you to... I might be able to make you feel bad for not getting it though. What, you hate the good people that worked on the figure?
or is it me that you hate smh... you know it took those people months to make this happen and you don't even care... I'm not mad at you, just a little disappointed y'know. Just thought things were different... sigh guess not. We're still cool though, I just see where we stand...What? oh you're saving up money? Thats fair carry on then, my fault G big ups!
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Melodic - Tidiane
19 - Oddwin

[@DumboyMikey]

The definition of "Personally I wouldn't let that slide"🤣

[@dandragonz3483]

My answer to that is normally “no but you would though” or “ok but I will”

[@willisstillhere8846]

Bro evolved from the "in my city..." guy to "if that were me...."

[@billybob6604]

“I woulda stepped in”

[@girlsluvunheard6292]

How many fights have been started from this one phrase💀

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

​​@@willisstillhere8846 Yep, this is the sequel to "Where I'm From" I have been wanting for years.

[@suluturnip]

“I woulda started my own bank.” I choked to death on that one.

[@nomadflbh]

I was looking for this comment😅👍🏾

[@GT-tj1qg]

@suluturnip is no longer with us boys. He has returned to the Earth. Press F.

[@mengekyosyaringanKamui]

😂

[@mastercheifer23]

Dang I didn’t read enough of the comments before I sad this 😅

[@victorjhgf]

RIP

[@jonsnow70]

“I would’ve started my own bank” killed me

[@Myhno]

Missed opportunity 😂😂😂

[@djw_tekken8490]

Spoiler

[@djw_tekken8490]

​@@Myhno1:54 nope

[@djw_tekken8490]

​@@Myhnomissed line*

[@kaiaros]

@@djw_tekken8490 they were saying "missed opportunity" cause that's what the guy said afterwards. "i would've started my own bank, you missing opportunities"

[@EmporerSwag]

The energy buildup to that first "killed them," had me rolling

[@johnking7054]

The way he said it made me rethink my reactions.

[@jahkylemcneal7132]

Ong😂😂

[@loglog1954]

I was actually getting invested in the fake story to the point of being annoyed at the “other person” interrupting it lmao

[@Khamthegoblin]

ONGG 💀

[@Mini3x3]

What do you mean by "fake?"

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

Same XD

[@prudenciamalchan3380]

@@veil6492 it means "On God"

[@prudenciamalchan3380]

@@veil6492 "on God" is like saying "I Swear" and the skull just means "I'm dead" from laughter.

[@xavierfountain1596]

The "if that was me" guy, swear he a God in every situation 🤣

[@BONSDREAMS]

Frfr

[@TheStars812]

Fr

[@The_Crazy_Onex]

Nah if that was me I would aim higher than a god... just saying.

[@Hydro_Gheist]

They be like that and it’s so annoying

[@IAMDOGGGGG]

"Me personally" 💀💀💀

[@26gdagod.62]

1:07 this was me as a kid until I actually fought ONE person an realized the things I’d say were harder than they sound😂

[@JerrySiddhartha]

💀💀 but really though

[@larrythehero669]

I was that kid too🤓

[@user-ys3qm1mm6j]

@@26gdagod.62 respect to you for being honest enough to admit it. 😂

[@ALegendarySol]

If that was me I wouldn't have lost that tbh 🤓

[@The1ArtKing]

Facts.

[@mada1241]

2:02 "You just MISSING oppurtunities." that glance back 😂

[@AaronLangford]

“I had mad groceries in my hand” I felt this line… the plastic cutting into my hands, running to catch a bus, my equilibrium entirely out of balance because the bags are swinging everywhere. I’ll be needing a video dedicated to this topic.

[@rebeccagiovanini1124]

Brings me back to my college days! 🤣

[@koganeitou]

you just got one bro lmao

[@koganeitou]

otherwise there's videos of it out there

[@Theodore_369]

Comments like these just adds an additional laugh from the video. I love the CalebCity community - nun but love.

[@CorporealFixation]

This sounds more in LoudMouthLucas' wheelhouse, lol. You might just get it.

[@FlittaLink]

We need to know that man’s backstory to have that amount of hatred against robbers like that

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

This is the sequel to "Where I'm From" I have been wanting for years.

[@infinitymatrix2890]

They tortured him to death, revived him, and tortured him to death again They cancelled all his Amazon preorders

[@TRG_R17]

He waited for a cop to leave a house for 3 hours of the cop shooting a pistol with infinite bullets

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@SairinEarthsea]

Stole his pigeon money?

[@Okerokeka]

I showed this to my coworker that does this and he had to take several breaks watching and was convinced that Caleb was following him around to take notes on stuff he says 🤣

[@Lorraine202]

I love how all the skits start at a relatable point, and then reach a moment where the beat drops. The escalation from “you just started running not even call the cops?” to “I would’ve chased them down, killed them, and started my own bank!” Chef’s kiss.

[@achaerna.6662]

"What that mean to me?" Bringing that 'I'm the main character vibe' to every interaction for absolutely no reason. Love this vid.

[@frankiemckane6314]

😂😂😂

[@jhnxavier]

LOL.

[@carleyrenee8109]

that was the line that killed me the most lmao

[@blessed2338]

Yeshua Hamashiach is God in the flesh, the Son of God, the Word of God, and he died so that you may be presented blameless in the sight of the Father. And so you may inherit his kingdom. The LORD Yeshua Hamashiach is the only way to the Father and his kingdom. Repent of your sins accept him into your life as your LORD and Savior before it's too late, every day is not guaranteed. John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father except through Me. May God bless you all.

[@truthspreader1996]

Your comment is so much more entertaining than it has any right to be 👏

[@MEMxxLEGEND]

He's just the main character in his head, gotta let him live with it lmao

[@swanihilator6748]

​@Dont_Read_Profile_Photo Maybe you should try to create good content for attention instead of spam-advertising on videos that have nothing to do with your content. Get a life.

[@surgey8919]

Chunnibyou

[@raspberryjam]

​@@surgey8919 i wanna see that guy with his foam sword acting out exactly how he was gonna disarm those robbers, thatd be great

[@editornoob4606]

​@Dont_Read_Profile_Photothat stuff doesn't work anymore dawg

[@GT-tj1qg]

​@Dont_Read_Profile_PhotoI read your name and it was lame as hell bro. Your name is "the uncool Daniel"

[@endofexistence2149]

Your comedy is just on point and the scenarios are always fresh. A few others do the same type of comedy like you but they tend to rope around the same couple of topics over time.

[@crymsondynaguy]

1:56 "yOu'Re sAaawWwwft"!!

[@swiftyxrd]

"My power is I can basically do anything I say I would do" "WOW, that's a strong abi-" "But only if I'm talking about a situation I'm not involved in" "GET OUUUUT"

[@dreamingahopefuldream4439]

*the time loop guy walks in*

[@NoNameAtAll2]

and he would do a backflip, snap robber's neck and save the day

[@hostiledodo1150]

Nice callback

[@AlexisJoy006]

Genius 🤣💀

[@Azyrion_]

@@NoNameAtAll2 nice one

[@ludoviajante]

I hope caleb knows how much his work make a difference in people's days. His videos always lifts my mood. Much love from Brazil!

[@ranibro]

Eu também

[@achterchar7858]

não esperava ver o ludo viajante nesse canal, parece que o ludo realmente viajou

[@Joren68]

This is a joke right?

[@InkRelic]

@Abdullah kamal we already know you ain’t real.

[@kannodePVC]

​@Abdullah kamal who said you are real?

[@hypnotoad311]

Every time I think I'm out, he reels me back in.

[@terceljr]

sad part is that everyone has at least one friend like this...

[@vazzmatazz]

or a relative

[@Squeep1]

And if you don’t know anybody like this then is it YOU

[@curtisleblanc5897]

If it were me I would tell them to shut up. Wait.

[@cbling1422]

It's always interesting to hear what Caleb would have done if it was Caleb instead of Caleb.

[@thedanielchannel6016]

Bro😂 Honestly, sometimes I forget he is one person.

[@sotl7749]

Sounds about right

[@jameselliott216]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JavonCarterTV]

This the one.

[@erni2619]

If there was a flashback, Caleb would have been getting robbed by Caleb much to the dismay of Caleb

[@briardougherty5307]

If that was me I would have convinced them to change there ways, learned all they're life stories, told them all a tale of tragedy and redemption and while they were all crying from how beautiful it was, took all the money and drove off into the sunset.

[@sadtitties222]

Now THAT is a true Chad move. Bless you. 👍✨

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Did you choose to use the wrong words on purpose?

[@thedarkderp2520]

Sounds like a yakuza substory 😆

[@Fr3AkFr3Ak]

Naruto doing the Discursonojutso and not being dumb

[@fudgefudge8913]

They're - they are. Their - it belongs to someone. That's theirs. Their clothes are swagalicious. There - there be bitches over there, yar.

[@TheDanteJamesShow]

bro watching too much Longbeachgriffy 😭😂

[@jennifere.pergola598]

Congratulations on the King Caleb figure, and of course another hilarious video! Update: I went to rewatch the video and now notice King Caleb hanging out on the mantelpiece at the beginning- nice touch 😁.

[@ksenomorfify]

Knowing Caleb's characters, he is probably not even lying LMAO

[@Gw33nxD]

FRR😂😂😂

[@dannykenny]

My dude reach 600 just because I subscribed 😄...uwc

[@Gw33nxD]

@@dannykenny KZbin bots?

[@dannykenny]

@@Gw33nxD I already did a sub to you too bruh🙂

[@Gw33nxD]

@@dannykenny w youtuber

[@princesssweepzzt5502]

I love how he starts off unsure but he slowly gets way more confident about it as he goes xD

[@Geoooooooooo]

​@Don't Read My Profile Photo if that were me, I wouldn't have commented that

[@NxSBob.]

The comments are filled with bots lol

[@Yu-J]

Bro really said "I would've started my own bank!" He really thinking about his future in this situation lmao!

[@BethyYohannes]

bro i used too watch you back in the day and i cant believe u still upload! keep up the amazing work😁

[@adashi2407]

Gotta love those kind of people! Always a pleasure to deal with them!

[@trashtrash2169]

Deal with them? Deal with who? If it were me bro, I wouldn't take any kind of disrespect. I'm dealing with your soft ass, not the other way around.

[@xXrandomryzeXx]

​@Don't Read My Profile Picture It's okay, I won't.

[@hunterlg13]

Yeah, love feeling invalidated from their trash listening abilities. They've gotta be the speaker at all times.

[@oscarthagrouch]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture are u rly gonna be doing this all ur life? that’s sad

[@Vgjhn]

​@DontReadMyProfilePicture.6you do know its 2023 and not 2021 you goofball

[@E8144EOE]

If I was in this situation, I would simply make a logical argument that they could not refute. Then I would front-flip over and disarm them for disrespecting me.

[@benjaminforehand7139]

And once your daydreaming you wake up in a hospital then you close your eyes as you embrace death and death tells you.......... Oh your finally awake!

[@NamelessBody]

@@benjaminforehand7139 If that happened to me, I'd tell death to go shove it, and then I'd go on a mad adventure either slaying dragons and absorbing their souls or kicking Dagoth in the nuts (depending on whether death looks more like a bored nordic dude or a rad dark elf). And then I'd learn all the spells and become head of all the guilds in the land.

[@curtisleblanc5897]

If it were me I would say: " Shut the fuck up and let me finish my fucking story bro "

[@EliterianGamer]

Personally if that were me, I wouldn’t let that slide.

[@kfinimizer2182]

Caleb feeding some people with just 'good content' and others with peak nostalgia (iykyk) ogs can relate. W Caleb, keep up the good work

[@masterstepz9800]

Anyone can have a *'If that was me'* moment themselves, but there's always that one guy that takes it to 💯 and at every opportunity.

[@MalkuthSephira]

exactly, like there are legit times where someone's telling a story and i honest to god can't help saying "i would've just punched that guy" or whatever, and i wouldn't even have been lying although being real i'd probably get my ass kicked after i did Punch That Guy, but there's always that one friend who apparently would have handled everything like a shonen hero and/or aizen and they would seemingly rather die than let a single chance to tell everyone that slip by them, lmao

[@devvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv]

​@@MalkuthSephira Who?

[@RoflcopterLamo]

@@devvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv I asked

[@frederickjalbert3298]

​@@devvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv let the dogs out 🤔

[@johnsilveira459]

@@MalkuthSephiranigga said aizen🤣🤣🤣

[@hanksilman4016]

I mean getting briefly kidnapped, and let go with what looks like 10k-20k hush money with no strings attached seems like Caleb #1 completed the quest as designed.

[@travellcriner6849]

Yeah but if that was me tho....

[@Mogi-mw6ld]

​@@travellcriner6849 😂

[@elysahatestostudy9364]

Robbers really said "aight sorry for the inconvenience, here's some cash"

[@Nikefootballcode13]

No lie heard "hey I have a youtooz" bro I bought it as soon as the video ended I was in the store... love you man content always 💯

[@obviousalias9506]

We've all known at least one person like this, I suspect. It's how friends become "former friends". 🙂 Thanks, Caleb!

[@elieserdiaz1633]

so true

[@1998natan]

Yeah, you can't even hold a conversation with someone like that.

[@treylinc]

Since you all are former friends and ghost and shadows who gaslight. Thanks for walking out!

[@fadhilaiman7812]

was my teammate for my final year project few years back. it was hell though, after all the talk, his works are pure garbage and he doesnt even know how to change fonts and justify the whole paragraph..after presentation we didnt invite him to dinner with our supervisor lol.

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@Nick-gx4oc]

The acting and editing is so good that my brain always accepts it as a real conversation

[@cozychills]

thanks caleb. always a phat smile when watching your videos haha

[@jeromecinesh2290]

how does this man make a masterpiece every time he makes a video

[@caspermoon6052]

This is a conversation between two of the over two hundred henchmen that Caleb single handedly defeated in an evening, including their boss.

[@joshuaanoruo973]

😂😂😂 true

[@TheRulersBack18]

this deserves way more likes lmao

[@thecontaminatedone6094]

If that was me, I wouldn’t have commented on this video

[@MRBass6000]

Who did comment on this video, we will never know

[@gimmegimme2627]

If that was me. I would have written a long ass comment explaining how your ignorant for stating that if it was you, you wouldn’t have commented on this video. Please educate yourself. *smug ass look on my face while I write this* *also a guy who writes in asterisks describing himself in third person*

[@betotrono]

Awh you got a figure out? proud of you my guy! God I love that tee shirt too. You're just clearly on fire.

[@jakestanley52]

The logical sequel to the "where I'm from" guy

[@BinAshiraf]

If it was me making this video, I would've made this video a full feature movie but with 30 secs run time and won an Emmy. And a Grammy

[@Problemsolver434]

​@Dont_Read_Profile_PhotoThis thing gets boring really fast

[@Ozymandias2x]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo Okay.

[@RavenFilms]

Man! If it was me, I would’ve made this video go viral within a day! It’d be on the *news* for how quickly it broke the internet! I’d end up famous for having the most views of any video on KZbin, *and* the most Likes.

[@jayytoh]

​@@RavenFilms if it was me who made your comment i would've already had like 100k likes

[@GT-tj1qg]

​@Dont_Read_Profile_Photo Man you gotta solve that hentai addiction. Help is available.

[@thanosshoe8210]

I think Caleb had the perfect opportunity to say "you're not that guy"

[@kgreygrey6491]

Wow congratulations on that Figure! That is so cool

[@gmchingon]

I came across your videos less than 5 minutes ago. This is barely the 2nd video I have seen, and I love the content. The first one I saw was the one where the guy is talking about it raining all day and the other guy saying he was in Dubai.

[@bamboozledelia8079]

Exactly. People with fantasies so magnificent they forget that they couldn't even manage their groceries.

[@BlackTalonC]

Crazy part is, we all have someone in our lives who we visualized as that person smh lol

[@joshuahoward4556]

Oh no, I can't visualize that person. I hope it's not me but I suddenly can't remember anything that's ever happened to me in my life ever. Help

[@HolyKonchu]

​@@joshuahoward4556 just forget that you forgot everything, then forget out to forget bro.

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

It’s 100% me but I’m purely ironic with it

[@dr.penguin9412]

Not me. But if that was me though, that had someone in my life life that, I would do a back flip over them and punt them across the room, and tell them not to talk that dumb nonsense anymore. There’s nothing worse than people like that, you gotta put them in their place asap. At least that’s what I would do though

[@SketchLove]

And if you don't, you are the person.

[@yaajmane]

I want to see the “where I’m from” Caleb vs the “if it was me” Caleb have a conversation.

[@BlaxeFrost-X]

If it was me, I would've made this video with another actor and use a lot of budget in special effects and flashbacks

[@Tacobellcramps]

This is very similar to a conversation I had with my nephew about what he would do if a bear came across our camping spot. If you’re curious, he genuinely believed he, a 4 year old, could suplex the bear and tame it like a circus bear that he saw in one of the Madagascar movies. I kinda hope a bear comes by next time, be cool to see.

[@sadtitties222]

That's honestly hilariously adorable! 🤣 Good on your nephew for being creative with his imagination. 😊

[@yes78]

Youre a menace 💀

[@pdd5793]

"i kinda hope a bear comes by next time" just so you can see how your nephew will absolutely defeat a 6 ft bear with his bare (bear) hands

[@darksideofevil13]

To be fair, he's 4. We all thought we were gods at that age.

[@Tacobellcramps]

@@pdd5793 that’s exactly why I want the bear to come by 😎

[@Mordeiv]

1:43 is when he realized " Man, what am I doing with my life being friends with someone like this? "

[@OP-lk4tw]

we all have been there haven't we?

[@Nopeasaurus]

Sometimes the only person who will be your friend is the "if that was me" guy.

[@TayRich93]

KILLED THEMUUUM 😂😂 mane I swear when he makes things real crucial Like that shit be funny af

[@ManzyDGoat]

Side charecters forgetting they'll get boxed by bandits

[@jrdtincher5]

It's crazy how big Caleb has gotten. Since I first started watching him. I'm glad so many people find him entertaining. That way he can keep pumping out great content

[@vegaplus420]

Bro was on vine

[@remonm990]

I like how he wasn't even worried about him getting taken hostage at gunpoint

[@Dryghtendanitsu]

This was the kid who said ‘I have a gun that goes through your shield’

[@AcademicJaedon]

I hated that

[@__kii6__]

“ Mannnn if that was me” like don’t nobody care 😂😂😂

[@Slurpgerk]

1:33 honestly if anybody hands you money that you know is stolen get rid of that shit *immediately,* if you ever get arrested with stolen bills on you they can trace that super easy

[@ValD_119]

mans really said, "I would've start my own bank" LMAO i can't

[@WhoJalyn]

Video idea: "when you're a minecraft villager and a speed runner comes to your home"

[@itachi10uchiha33]

0:50 lol😂

[@bbqsandwich832]

I wanna see a movie about that "If that was me" guy and see how far he gets

[@woodsy4698]

And he actually succeed by pure luck

[@AlexandeRSciswoR]

He actually goes to succeed.

[@StarBattle08]

"I would've killed them, took their money" ngl he got me in the first half

[@ringabell4250]

Omg this was hilarious. Love the editing and everything. The vid itself really reminds me of the silly people thinking they could survive in Attack on Titan world better than the characters can, lol

[@gseric4721]

RIP to those who grew up with brothers like this. I know you're out there.

[@KwAnDo0]

I love when he raises his voice it’s so funny for some reason 😂

[@chillwill2918]

This is so good. Now we need a "couldn't be me" type of person next.

[@flyingcatgames6461]

I am convinced that it's 2 separate people in these skits

[@rainytempest3137]

Bro got that pigeon money

[@hydroxsisjubatus5205]

1:16 Bro! This dude put in the hours with Detroit Urban Survival Training. 🤣🤣🤣

[@GoingToAFuneral]

Caleb’s vids never fail to put a smile on my face, it’s *impossible*

[@GoingToAFuneral]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo boy shut up

[@yay29823]

I love your pfp

[@GoingToAFuneral]

@@yay29823 thanks! I drew it on a livestream ^^

[@thecraigcake2309]

@@yay29823 of course omori is 10/10

[@NightWolf-ho3mc]

I've met people like that, and this is totally accurate.

[@kyled.7748]

Omg.... This video hit way too close to home lol! Was literally talking to someone like this yesterday. It's gotten to the point now where I just patronize him until he decides to stop talking to me 😅

[@StardustSpiritDragon]

Now if it was me I would not even talk to the guy.

[@ItsVegaSama]

@@StardustSpiritDragon nah if that was me, I would just order a cease and desist on them.

[@StardustSpiritDragon]

@@ItsVegaSama Nah if it was me I would just punch them. And move on.

[@bee-uc2fm]

​@@StardustSpiritDragonnah if that was me i would take them to my basement and torture them

[@Oiiink]

1:51 bro means that with 100% with a 1000%

[@dogeboigd5377]

I just started watching your channel and I love your skits

[@jamesriley2927]

Wow, love the "fantasy in head" realistic friend's expectations.

[@OTJourney]

i low key thought he was gonna transport that "if that was me" friend and make him live through that moment to prove he would do what he said he could do 😂

[@TheNinja94a]

It would have been pretty fuckin funny if that happened and then the "if that was me" friend actually did everything he said he was gonna do, including starting his own bank.

[@NoNameAtAll2]

1:08 and that guy did a backflip, snapped robber's neck and saved the day

[@camilomadrigal6762]

Wow wow wow

[@ChibiRiku]

Caleb!!!! I love you! You're the best you keep me sane

[@kostassmicha]

The description of this video tells a whole different story

[@therandominfochannel6619]

I love my dad but he's a bit like this lol. We'll be watching movies and someone does something awesome or savage and he's always like "that'd be me" 😂

[@therealamias2697]

People like this always know exactly what they’d do in a situation they’ve never been in 😂

[@piehunter2962]

I was expecting a robber to appear and for the hoodie guy to just scream

[@llama0057]

“I would’ve started my own bank!” 🤣🤣

[@Pikana]

I like to imagine the robbers handed him the money because they felt bad for getting him involved when they just needed to get away from the cops. Nice guys, hope "if that were me" guy doesn't kill them.

[@NamelessBody]

Everyone in that situation was pretty nice. These honourable robbers giving him money instead of killing the witness, the cops for actually bothering to hold their fire, he himself for not backflipping and killing the robbers even though that would've obviously been so easy... It couldn't have gone better! The only loser was the bank, and I mean... fuck that noise! That was the most wholesome crime ever. "If it was me"-guy would've ruined it for everyone!

[@foxycraft1234]

Finally the long awaited sequal to the "where Im from" video

[@ItsAsparageese]

Fantastic illustration of a legit problem. Wish people would try to be more aware of this phenomenon when judging people over tragic accidents etc

[@cbsniper]

Now we need a video of the “if that was me” person in a situation like that

[@thegreatgamingkid8252]

1:24 Dude thinks he’s from Spider-Man PS4

[@Kaycee_Clips]

FRRRR🔥😂😂

[@nicolejones3950]

Ohhhh nawwww Jit trippin☠️ 0:52

[@e-girlthot1104]

*"If that was me I woulda made this Video Longer so that we could enjoy it more!!!"*

[@gwokobb]

“wouldn’t let that happen to me tho”😗

[@BenjaminRegen]

You always do an amazing job, Caleb! Thanks for all the joy you bring into our lives!

[@MIIC4H]

They expect you to have plot armor and win everything.

[@johnestell3442]

Go ahead young brutha! Keep these hilarious videos coming!! 💯🤘🏾

[@karimnewland8318]

“I woulda Killled Them!” 😁😁 also that Youtooz figure looking dope! 🙏🏾

[@spriteamogus404]

Me personally, I'd click Caleb's notifications immediately.