Telltale Batman but it's only the Important Scenes

A professionally mentally challenged shitpost of the Telltale story just for you. Take it as a recap - now you can watch it without having to spend 6 hours on it :D
Feat Rochnice Janička.
Já fakt nevím, jak jsem si na ni mohla vzpomenout.
No a vidíš, kdyby tenkrát Brucovi poradila, tak by se nemusela stát druhá sezóna.
Všechno je to vina Janičky.
Všechno špatné na světě je vina Janičky.
Speaking of bad things, that's why I've decided to come back to it. So I can feel the last few likes before my account gets banned. Along with my life. Ah, the great adventures of living right next to Russia xd
But oh well, what needs to happen will happen. For now, please enjoy this video, I tried to make it as short as possible ❤️ Unlike my Batjokes compilations that are ridiculously long, I know.
Speaking of thoseeee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wanna see more of Joker the important boy? Being important with Buddy Boy Bruce? Here's your order good sir ~
Shakespearean level love story: • Batman and Joker being...
A regular love story: • Batman and Joker being...
A post-lover story: • Batman and Joker being...
A I-love-you-as-a-friend-lover story: • Batman and Joker being...
A lego love story: • Lego Joker being a cin...
An Arkham love story: • Batman and Joker being...
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
This isn't a Telltale love story, and I'm sorry in advance, I know I've dissapointed some of you. Even tho this video has an unhealthy dose of gay jokes :D
There are SO MANY of Telltale Batjokes videos, there's really no need for my take on it. Redundant. Buuut... I guess if I ever made a Season 2 video in this style, I guess it could be counted as a Telltale Batjokes ;D
Idk.
If you guys will even like this video. I hope you will. And I hope that - if you've never seen the first season because you're a batjokes shipper - that I sparked an interest in you. Because, the first season is just... what's the word... better, It is better. I like them both equally, but objectivelly it's better.
It would be a shame to miss out on it just because Johnny isn't in it much ;) But don't worry, he's still in the quarter of this video :D You can't imagine how hard it was constantly having to cut his scenes out because I've easily made that short time from Episode 4 into 10 minutes of the video XD
Ah, what can I say. I'm a Joker simp, simple as that.
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Ok, enough talking. Here are my resources:
Bruce and Selina's minigame makeout: • baTman but I've remove...
(check out the prequel as well): • baTman but I've remove...
Harvey's THICC backstory: • Video
Batman and Joker's mafia mod: • Batman Express His Fee...
Videogame: BATMAN - TELLTALE SERIES 2016 - ALL EPISODES
+ episode 5 from the second season :P
PS: If you get Oswald's fanfiction, I officially love you.

[@livylynn4554]

13:14 you probably don’t remember me but I put a time stamp from another video of Yours from the same moment saying “AYO?!” so I thought I would just take this chance to do it once again. So, AYO?!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I admit I don't remember that, but I remember the shitstorm that scene caused in the comments XD "Is Joker on top?" discussion

[@rainbowcharms4026]

John really does constantly flirt with him tho like😏

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

He does :D Because he already is Joker. Ah Johnny, what did the second season do to you...

[@angrynezuko1478]

“Say hi Bruce” Bruce: Hi, Bruce.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

[@rreqq]

Why is the pose at 3:54 so fruity lmaooo Also it cracks me up how Bruce is fruity with most people but then when John is being fruity Bruce is like "Hell no." He literally does this with SO MANY PEOPLE apparently he just doesn't want it in return.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Batbat's Bizzare Adventures. As much as I like to praise Telltale for face animations, yea they don't quite nail the body animations XD But hey, that's why we love them. :DDDDDD Bruce is the one Discord femboy that flirts with everyone but then backs down because "He's not into that".

[@rreqq]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 You absolutely nailed it with the Discord femboy LMAO

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@rreqq :DDD Thank you

[@quynhtran3736]

Bbl batman

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@quynhtran3736 ffs

[@kaymac4831]

I’m embarrassed at how hard I laughed at “I’ll show him the whole nine inches” 😂

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

It's such an obscene joke I know 😂

[@laurelsilberman5705]

“Could you not flirt with me FOR FIVE MINUTES” 😂This entire video had me fucking doubled over in stitches. I loved it.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

It's one of my most immature edits 😂😂 Ah, glad you liked it!

[@laurelsilberman5705]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 it was hysterical. Your commentary and 10/10 memes were extremely on point.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@laurelsilberman5705 Sorry for late response - thanks 😂❤️

[@hibiscustea3735]

Love how stupid and awkward Bruce gets sometimes, I love that scene at the cafe where John just compliments his impression of Harley and he just shrugs all mildly and stuff

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Yea :D Bruce usually keeps it cool, but he has no idea of how to react to Joker / John :D

[@thebuilder5271]

1:11 “Batman dating simulator” LMAOO

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

You can't tell me I'm not right 😂

[@kingofcrap4414]

The number 1 Telltale Batman and Batjokes fan is finally back.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Not sure if you're talking about me or you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@forbiddenrice-iu4jy]

Bruce having the angry birds ringtone is a mood and a half

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I gave him an Angry Birds ringtone because I needed a tolken recognizable tone XD This video is such a trip, idk why I made it

[@numptymuffin8679]

I LOVE JOHN I would go for him any day

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I'm not sure how you meant that, but 😂👍

[@BBTM951]

17:33 made me lose it 🤣😂😭 17:47 No wonder John liked the speech

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Finally someone who appreciates the dog shit everywhere quote as much as I do XD It's funny, but I can't explain why, nothing about it should be funny. 👀 Joker is strangely voyeristic in this game, don't know what's up with that

[@kappa_studios]

14:07 Me who actually didn't sleep with Selina and went outta my way to just stay friendly:

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I think you may be the only person who ever did that :DDD

[@kappa_studios]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I have no idea but it was funny cause in season 2 I kept trying to ship him with John but the game clearly wanted me to ship him with Selina- like, I literally couldn't have cared less abt her since she kept trying to push romance on me when I was clearly uninterested and all the characters kept being like "Woooeeew you and Catwomen seem to have chemistry" and I was just like: no. I ratted her out as the spy and didn't let her into the batcave. She ghosted me for months. We're just friends (enter 6 other characters that kept trying to ship us INCLUDING JOHN :'))

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@kappa_studios Haha, yes, I know what you're talking about, that one moment in Season 3 where John himself is like "you and Selina are so cute" 😂That caught me off guard too. I've let the romance between Bruce and Selina grow, but I think that's mainly because I tried to ship Bruce with every character possible 🤣 Just to see what happens yknow. But in the third episode I rather spent time with John than Selina too. I mean, she got battered up a bit,but she was fine, it's a win win

[@kappa_studios]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Yeah Selina was fine mostly, idk why she was angry when half the time (at least in my opinion) she would have done the same thing to survive. Shes a runner, after all. I also wish we had seen some more interactions between Catwomen and John because the tidbit of interaction they had was pretty cute (like in a friend way). Honestly Telltale just give me an option for a poly relationship if we get Season 3 where John and Selina both can date Bruce so everyone will be happy 😂

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@kappa_studios Yeah, Selina is a hypocrite by design, one of her character flaws :D Ahh, tell be about the catjokes interactions XD I'm always happy when these two interact, they're the best of frenemies. Genuinely love their dynamic. Yea, I think Joker would like a threesome XD Maybe Selina would too. Not sure about Bruce tho XD

[@mikegratz4503]

12:55 **

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Genderbent batjokes theme song :DDD

[@thewintermole]

Glad to see season 1 appreciation, really need to replay it at some point

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Season 1 had better story, but worse animation. Perfectly balanced

[@thewintermole]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 while I adore season 2's story, I do agree season 1 did have the better one. Hoping one day if a season 3 were to ever come out that they go back and improve season 1's graphics in some kind of rerelease

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@thewintermole Season 1 story felt like Telltale had an idea and a point to make with their game, the second one feels like they just wanted to fanservice as much characters as possible, making all the villains work together and whatnot. But it's still good!

[@pyromaniac709]

Man to think the bruce VA is the same for Joker in Arkham origins,dude is really versatile

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I mean, Baker voices pretty much AT LEAST one character in every single videogame ever made

[@soulfulwarrior6294]

And he’s Jason in AK 😭 mans is talented

[@chimichild]

bruce outside of batman is so silly and i love it he's just a goofy lil bimbo

[@evilshroomboi4044]

“Hi Bruce”

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Hai Bruce

[@urmombruh0]

John really want to be Noticed *LOL*

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

:DDD He's annoying like that

[@iceesky]

Omygod i didnt even realize how much hot men (and women) went _crazy_ (literally) because of bruce, no wonder alfred is tired of his shit

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I like that you specialized that Bruce's victims were all hot XD

[@iceesky]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 lmao ig one of bruce's superpowers is attracting hot people-

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@iceesky I mean, literally :D He's a playboy

[@altf4undo01]

NOT THE MY IMMORTAL EXCERPT GOODBYEEEE

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Yes my friend

[@starcomet8312]

The editing in this video absolutely murdered me on a disrespectful level lmfao, my entire abdomen hurts from how I was basically constantly laughing for near 20 minutes straight. I love your style of videos so much lmfao.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I'm glad to hear that, because this video is weak in my eyes 😂 Glad it made somebody laugh

[@koda3213]

HOLD UP JOHN CAN HELP BRUCE GET UP AFTER HE GOT IMPALED?! HOW DO I GET THAT CHOICE DHDJJD

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

That part is modded :D In the game only Avesta or Selina can do that, depending on your choices

[@koda3213]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 ooooh Thank you for telling me, Cuz I was fr about to replay the game again and again until I got it 🤣🤣🤣

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@koda3213 Willing to replay the whole game for a moment of batjokes, I admire that :DD

[@ges7116]

I’ve played this game way too many times🤣

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Same, hate to admit it 😂 Especially the second season, I swear I knew that game by heart

[@lostjokes9190]

Oh my gosh, this is one of the best edited videos you’ve done! Hilarious! Will you do Telltale The Enemy Within? That would be so good, especially with your video making skills!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Glad you think so, especially when it has the whole rushed aura surrounding it :D I already made a bit of the second season and I have few more ideas in mind too! Now I just need to find time to do it, as always

[@lostjokes9190]

Oh my gosh I’m so excited! Take all the time you need, I know life can be busy 😁

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@lostjokes9190 Yea, busy and hectic :D But knowing there is an interest, I'll finish the video as fast as possible

[@starkid_demon8199]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 yessss I’d absolutely love to see this with the enemy within!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@starkid_demon8199 Working on it!

[@Stinketh]

"Hi.. er.. bruce?" -A really confused Bruce Wayne

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

He's like a Pokémon, he can only say his own name

[@BBTM951]

4:34 yeah it's an..old tape Selina?

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Selina: God left me unfinished

[@yeet4006]

Wait..bruce kinda cute in the thumbnail.....No cap

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Bruce's always kinda cute let's not lie

[@yeet4006]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 oh yeahhh true

[@_catfish738]

13:46 This looks like something that came out of Wattpad

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

That came out before Wattpad even existed I'm sure 😂

[@kappa_studios]

Okay but why does Bruce always attract the hot crazy guys it's crazy

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

It's the mask

[@kappa_studios]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 It's those glowing white eyes XXD (also I'm sorry for commenting multiple times on your vids I rewatch them a lot and always have more to say lol)

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@kappa_studios You can comment anything you want, you know comments are my most favourite part of posting these videos :D

[@liz0018]

I could watch this all day haha

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

🥰🤗

[@laurelsilberman5705]

This video is such high octane crack that it’s a legitimate pick me up. I cannot help but laugh when I watch this, no matter what level of funk I am trapped in. It always lifts me up no matter what. I have it saved in an “emergency serotonin” playlist just FYI 😂❤✨👌🏽

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Omg, this video is so bad it loops back itself into being good XD I'm glad you're enjoying it!

[@mikegratz4503]

2:54 out of place yelling always gets me laughing, this is a meme. (This is mikes daughter btw lol)

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

gen z humor at its finest

[@jokerHeroKnight]

Okay. This is really a good video. There is batman, me and good jokes, oh, and a dying catwoman ( i really hate her she is a thief, but better than Harley, and the worst one is that stinky of Ridler).

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Tss, we all know you secretly want to screw Selina, don't try to lie XD

[@ziggy_spookyclown]

Wow, so many videos posted in a short amount of time. Awesome! :)

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Yea, I had them stored :D Today I've decided to send them all free into the wild, like a good quality shitposter.

[@BBTM951]

Hi Bruce 👋

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

The peak of Bruce's intellect right there

[@Chloe11501]

2:22 is Batman’s head on backwards

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

They don't call him Batmanfor nothing.. wait

[@mikegratz4503]

17:44 *Mission accomplished.* *Respect 100.*

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

f

[@dzdagato3893]

I love your videos man, you make me smile

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Glad they do haha

[@carlgallagher_]

this video is AWESOME!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Haha, thank you!

[@carlgallagher_]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 What are your thoughts about the new Batman movie? I am so hyped Idk why

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@carlgallagher_ I was very hyped because I thought it's gonna be a start of new era, but I've heard it's not very good, so idk. I haven't watched it yet myself

[@carlgallagher_]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I am going to watch it but i heard it was a solo movie and maybe it's would be better to not expect an amazing movie :)

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@carlgallagher_ That's why I liked it, because it's a new start with a lot of potential. I'll watch it too, but I don't have my hopes so high anymore

[@jokerHeroKnight]

I love when Batman hits people! HA! HA! HA!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Kinkyy XD

[@jaylovesriddussy3764]

Telltale penguin is fine

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

So controversial yet so brave

[@felixdragonheart]

Hi Bruce👋

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Hi Bruce.

[@WhistleCakeReal]

Oh my god a new video im so happy 😭

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Few new videos in fact O.o

[@BlueLiminality]

I replay this video so many times just for this look 11:37

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I replay Telltale episode 4 just to look at that scene

[@eggtart4740]

8:40 the way she just morphs into him lmaoooooo😭😭😭😭

[@kayleighbrown459]

Penguin fine af in this game.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

That's so weird to say :D

[@kayleighbrown459]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 He is tho.

[@grumpyorgre2336]

Say hi Bruce Wayne: hi Bruce

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

hi Bruce

[@mikegratz4503]

16:55 true tho.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

🤓

[@povyourescrollingthroughco3153]

13:45 well, that fanfic exists i guess

[@1Russia1midbrain]

Batman and joker are lovers I never thought so till now

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Haha, better late than never XD

[@1Russia1midbrain]

Ture

[@minhquanbui9673]

Thank you my dear Friends

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

💕

[@minhquanbui9673]

Make a video about batman and Joker do it's often

[@lemonjesus1113]

1:31 this is goddamn hilarious

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I love how this game lets you be absolute jerk XD

[@ianne000]

LMFAOOAOA ( bruce: mind* uh uhmm what do I say what do I say.. oh! I know* hi Bruce..

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

He's so awkward :D

[@Natalia-no9yj]

Does anyone know who the youtubers at 5:12 playing the game (I think?) are? I'd love to watch wherever that's from.

[@livylynn4554]

2:23 his neck is broken 💀

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

He's Owlman now

[@livylynn4554]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 LMAOO

[@1Russia1midbrain]

For real

[@kappa_studios]

OKAY QUESTION it's been bugging me for a while and I need a fellow telltale fan to ask- When John (Vigilante or Villian) becomes Joker, either I'm crazy or did you notice that John's hair becomes light greener??! I know that before in the game, John says he's always been very self conscious about it. But it appears to be a much darker almost grayish green beforehand. Do you think maybe John was dyeing it black so it'd look more normal or was it a lighting choice? I'm curious

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Well, he has obviously dyed his hair. I always assumed it's just because of him creating a new persona for himself (and because the Telltale designing team knew it would just look better). As far as I know the game doesn't give us enough clues to speculate that it's for some special reason. But I like your theory :D

[@kappa_studios]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Aaaa that could be it too! Also I'm guessing he looks the way he does before that when he "came to" (as he put it) in Arkham he got his pale, almost white skin and greenish hair from falling into chemicals (or something similar)

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@kappa_studios Telltale didn't reveal his backstory, yes :D Because, well, the game itself is supposed to be his backstory. It's irrelevant who he was, it's important who he is now. Or who you will make him into. Or something :D

[@kappa_studios]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 That's also why I love it so much, it leaves you up to think for yourself :D

[@imaginationplayz9513]

2:56 I wanna see the full scene but in tryna find it someone else was saving batman instead of joker been looking for a hour help

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Yes, the scene I used is modded

[@imaginationplayz9513]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 oof no wonder I can't find it- still wanna see it though but rhx for the info!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@imaginationplayz9513 I'll search the video up for you, give me a sec kzbin.info/www/bejne/mF7CeJhsa9ieoNU

[@1Russia1midbrain]

2:23 what happened to Bruce bro his neck I think he needs to get that checked

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

He'll walk it off

[@1Russia1midbrain]

Probably

[@Cosmic-Crusader321]

13:52 For Myself

[@ns3757]

I know I’m late but are you going to do sequel also?

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Working on it

[@1hatem7l1f3]

“Hi Bruce” - bruce

[@persephone6204]

did you use a page from my immortal but just change the names to batman characters lmao

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

basically-

[@kappa_studios]

Please tell me your gonna make more vids like these cause your batjoke and telltale vids are pesk comedy (at least to me) 😭

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Glad you like this stupidity of a video XD I'm working on the second Batman Telltale game currently

[@kappa_studios]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Yay!

[@hyperfixatednerd.]

Does "Shadow mode" make the screen black and white? Because mine has that black and white filter on it-

[@povyourescrollingthroughco3153]

4:00 feels like it'd be in a ylyl or out of context video. I mean, I guess this is sorta an out of context video

[@thumbwrestler12]

Fun new content

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Yayy

[@thumbwrestler12]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 lol yes yayy looking for to the next video 😊😍

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@thumbwrestler12 Glad you do :D But for now let's appreciate what we have now :D

[@thumbwrestler12]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 yes absolutely appreciate what's here in the present! I'm so proud of you makeing such great batman meme content

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@thumbwrestler12 Aww haha, thank you! :D I don't think these videos are so great, but I appreciate people appreciating them

[@Chloe11501]

2:2 is Batman’s head on backwards

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I love your drunkness XD

[@Chloe11501]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 it’s one of my best quality’s

[@AraneaTempestatum]

5:04 Save Selina instead of Harvey? No, and on top of having sex with her after that besides the fact that Harvey is in love with her? No! Those kinds of things are not done by a friend! :'^

[@_.RAINEE._]

2:57 which choices and ending

[@kappa_studios]

Okay what the fuck is 13:46 and where can i read the full version

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

You can't, cuz I wrote it XD Well, I didn't I just edited it. It's a part of a fanfiction called "My immortal"

[@kappa_studios]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 It kinda looks like John wrote it at 4 AM after looking up Bruce Wayne Rule 34 while drinking 10 shots of vodka and 3 cofee cups

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@kappa_studios I've never related to John more

[@bookworm_of_heaven]

1:14 i didnt hit on anybody! im not a whore! well maybe i am but only for john

[@ichangedmyuser7148]

11:04 what song is that??

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Lollipop Luxury by Jefree Star

[@ichangedmyuser7148]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 tyty :]

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@ichangedmyuser7148 Sure thing :D

[@Doryzitter]

Wait, just realized something- Penguin's "fanfic" is just a poorly written adaptation to My Immortal. *Plagiarism*

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Penguin isn't above plagarism

[@minato_arisato3751]

shouldn't be it be all of the game?

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Point taken

[@impulseclown]

16:08 - 16:46 for anyone else who gets triggered by the sound of a kid crying

[@bugsaremybible3022]

God I hate oswald in this game so much they butchered his character and his look 😭😭😭

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

They absolutely did. Nobody complained because nobody actually likes Penguin as a character 😂

[@bugsaremybible3022]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 as a huge penguin fan I am hurt 😭😨😔

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@bugsaremybible3022 😂 What do you like about him? This is not me being mean, I'm genuinely interested, since I've never met anyone who would like him

[@bugsaremybible3022]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I'm a huge fan if som3 if the comics and I like his back story in a lot of them (which is him killing his step mom after feeding her his step siblings after he found out she killed his father and it caused him to snap) and I really enjoyed his character in the show gotham (he's about the only interesting thing in that god awful show) and on top of that, some versions of him are cannonically gay (like in gotham). Also, I haven't seen you bring up the white knight in any of your videos and I think you'd really enjoy it if you haven't already read it or seen some things from it

[@bugsaremybible3022]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 sorry for all the typos I have problems with my fingers lol

[@Theycallmetomu]

Was a fan of this game. Sequel was better, if I recall.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Story-wise it absolutely wasn't XD

[@Theycallmetomu]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I distinctly remember otherwise, so clearly you have terrible taste and I deeply regret my decision to subscribe!

[@josephn9251]

​@@Theycallmetomunah season 1 was better

[@Chloe11501]

* 2:22

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

😎