TEMPUS IS BROKE

#TEMPUSAnimations
The SECOND episode in a mini-series of animations featuring the members of guild TEMPUS!
Each episode is animated by a different animator putting their own spin on the TEMPUS lore.
This time ‪@snailpirate‬ has taken up the gauntlet! Check them out below!
Episode 3 coming soon!
Episode 1 by 0rbitten: • ALTARE'S SWEEP
【Credits】
Animation & Storyboarding: ‪@snailpirate‬ ( / snailpirate )
Cast & Scripting: holoTEMPUS (Altare, Dezmond, Axel, Vesper, Bettel, Flayon, Hakka & Shinri)
Production: Cover Corp.
Check out SnailPirates's pervious TEMPUS animation about... THE MUG
• A MUG?!?! | Holostars ...
【Guild TEMPUS Members】
🎇 ‪@RegisAltare‬
🧤 ‪@MagniDezmond‬
⛓ ‪@AxelSyrios‬
📗 ‪@NoirVesper‬
🎩 ‪@GavisBettel‬
🪫 ‪@MachinaXFlayon‬
🔅 ‪@BanzoinHakka‬
🏹 ‪@JosuijiShinri‬
#holotempus #hololive #holostars
【Music】
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visiting my hometown composed by Noru dova-s.jp/EN/b...
A day without motivation composed by SEASIDE STUDIO dova-s.jp/EN/b...
START!! composed by Regu dova-s.jp/EN/b...
なんでしょう？ composed by KK dova-s.jp/EN/b...
日曜の午後 composed by KK dova-s.jp/EN/b...
だらだら部活動 composed by KK dova-s.jp/EN/b...
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Cool Vibes by Kevin Macleod • Cool Vibes
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[@snailpirate]

Yeah, all the guild funds went to me to make this animation. Sorry everyone, it was Axel's fault, he forgot what a treasurer does again.

[@kcrazyvids]

Thanks for making the animation, your cool.

[@8morningdew]

thank you for your art! you animated them so well!

[@mihon6330]

Thank you for making this wonderful animation!

[@edz3592]

So overall, it is axel's fault. 😂

[@alexandriaorcld6365]

rip, axel did the guild dirty

[@AxelSyrios]

We need more guild funds man…

[@platsu5546]

....weren't you the treasurer at one point?...

[@spooky_lxix9042]

my boy need GoFundMe without the IRS seeing it 🙏

[@eugeneescalona9478]

THIS DUDE GAMBLED IT ALL LMAOOOO XD

[@Fanimati0n]

Aren't you the treasurer?

[@mitsua2411]

Then stop using it for gambling

[@BanzoinHakka]

Where did all our Superchat money go....

[@Nyasmov]

Downvoted >:)

[@zanard33]

Now we have to sell more stroberris...

[@エリーはバカだよ]

LMAOO

[@ajimmd2243]

Thanks for use normal chicken 🍗 not hakkitos

[@vxskud]

Rent

[@MachinaXFlayon]

altare so attractive wow

[@cannotloadname9071]

🤨📸

[@ryuthedokkebi]

Calling it now, Altare and Kobo's gonna fight over who gets to have flayon to themselves next

[@diostone6975]

NO FLAYON! HE'LL TAKE YOUR MONEYY!! Oh wait, Tempus is broke...

[@remnatsuki8792]

You guys freaking killed the voice acting! It was so funny XD Your voice acting is the best too. I can tell you really got into character there lol

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

nice. you had a very good and sane idea.

[@RegisAltare]

:)

[@ryoumakoushiro7447]

:)

[@thornangel16]

Playing innocent there, aren’t we Mr. Leader Sir? :)

[@RagFiction.]

Axel proposing a robbery is definitely something he would do without a second thought.

[@vkarvanzer4243]

I mean, with the clapping monkey inside his brain, i don't think he can afford a second thought

[@aladdin8423]

Especially if it's an Italian man's house right

[@sentinel1354]

Question is... is he gonna rob a bank with comically large spoon? *Razormind intensifies*

[@Lazy034]

I'm just surprised he didn't give the even lazier answer and say "just print the money"

[@Doomwolf82002]

Channeling his inner Ned Kelly.

[@JessBich]

I love how Shinri is the only one with wholesome and logical idea 😭

[@InfernityZ3r0]

And then... There's aniki's pure violence

[@siraskalon3793]

Straight up Kronk vibes

[@BlaZay]

Shinri only suggests a normal idea so he can peacefully wheeze at the chaos of the others without being investigated by the CIA or IRS. He's playing the long game.

[@thornangel16]

Who doesn’t love a good bake sale?

[@biiyen8458]

I love how they went from a bake sale to just straight up prostitution lmao

[@XIANiK.]

Vesper: “so you mean a scam?” Mafia vesper: “LIKE YOUR THERAPY STAND WENT ANY BETTER!” Vesper: “*cries* SHE SAID “MOIST” AND “TIME SMUTT!””

[@velvetpoltergeist]

[Muffled Vesper Scream]

[@kitamuratsuyoshi164]

even I would scream if I need to deal with that certain girl, man I mean, bruh.....time smutt....

[@estebanramirez1178]

Don’t forget the misogyny allegations. Last time he tells someone to make their own food. Poor dude wanted Kronii to make her sandwich instead of Subway.

[@lilhimouto]

Shinri’s idea is the most sensible and Flay’s idea is the most genius 😂

[@deanthomas7003]

I think I like Shinri's idea more.😂

[@mecharider8497]

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[@WanderTheNomad]

I'm partial to Magni's plan myself

[@Juuhazan_]

Why are you all sleeping on Axel's plan though...

[@petraleong]

Can I get Host club bake sales? That’s what I’ll empty my wallet for

[@lizalternate]

altare's plan is literally what bettel did in sims

[@serenarings]

I was thinking that

[@maramachachki1966]

Axel, Vesper, and Regis straight up being criminals is peak idea lmao

[@duwan8260]

Complete the set, Magni is literally a Pyramid Schemer lmao. HQ is a crime unit

[@randomtrainerx.3424]

Shinri's idea will roll in the dough in no time

[@Jeronous]

I like Shinri's idea too.

[@LtShadowKitsune]

The only idea that would probably work without getting them tossed in jail.

[@probablychuuni]

inaff

[@frey439]

The most normal idea

[@mabu8004]

Shinri exuding Kronk energy and I’m all for it

[@KevinDIntrovert]

I don't know why but Shinri's wholesome & logical plan in the middle of everyone else's crazy scheme made me laugh the most.

[@vvaleddy]

I wonder if Shinri wrote his own part, he sounded so good.

[@frey439]

Especially it fits his background as well like hello

[@n0va807]

Guild Tempus is becoming more and more of a Nickelodeon show in disguise

[@LMP19870]

... i like dat

[@velvetpoltergeist]

Like the Amanda show without the feet creep

[@EphemeralPseudonym]

Wouldn't they have to make Axel a literal dog to keep it Y7?

[@sonofsueraf]

Vesper's voice acting is pretty good

[@TheMexRAGE]

That's some simpsons level acting on his lines deliveries

[@Jeridiculous]

@@TheMexRAGE He learned from the best

[@evankurasu3190]

I love how you can just tell how much fun he was having recording it XD

[@TsukikoIchinose]

idk who's more broke, Tempus or Leader's sanity

[@rossmary17]

Both?

[@TriWidyan]

Both

[@ida.dokodayo]

Both..

[@saral3763]

Both.

[@hungurione]

Both...

[@ashedtrash]

I unironically think Flayon's Kiss Kiss Fall In Love idea is a great one. He knows exactly what the people want 👀

[@TelephoneSounds]

All the funds went into that helicopter Altare crashed

[@Fanimati0n]

Actually, he bought *and* crashed TWO helicopters

[@frey439]

Ahh clasic leader move

[@sayhitothelittlegonk1310]

Altare looks like he's seen better days

[@blackrx89]

When you have kusogaki little sister keep pestering him

[@CharlieHoang97]

What Shaco does to a motherfucker.

[@nigelis2345]

@@blackrx89 Which is probably where the Tempus funds went to. Buying Kobo Valorant skins.

[@theoverlordbear]

Some feedback on them proposals: 1. Bettel - Stick a mini trident in that. 2. Dezmond - That's something that Axel would do but with extra steps. 3. Hakka - Those would be better off sold as weapons rather than food. 4. Vesper - You'd have better luck trying to steal the watch that Ame stole. 5. Shinri - I'm sorry we're so broke that we can't go through with your wonderful plan, Archer Dad. 6. Axel - Classic Axel Plan, cue the laugh track. 7. Altare - And I thought Axel would have the most demonic plan. Then again, you are the Demon God King. 8. Flayon - I watched some divine dudes try and fail hard at that before, so I think you should keep the straitjacket on, bud. Also, official Magmite Piggy Bank merch, anyone? And hey, Rio cameo!

[@soulezwan266]

This series is slowly becoming Saturday/Sunday morning cartoons 😂

[@frey439]

Which is genius idea and marketing, this is actually more fun and creative. I love it

[@dankpepe2110]

​@@frey439 and they also help the animators which is mostly fans of Holo. Talking about win-win.

[@fuyukiki]

"Cast & Scripting: holoTEMPUS" I had a feeling this was either written by the boys or performed impromptu...the dialogue was too on-brand for each person LOL. Also, I would love a Tempus host club/maid cafe. 😌

[@miellevx]

THEY'RE ALL KILLING IT BUT GOOD LORD GRACIOUS MAFIA VESPER I LOVE IT

[@renn5771]

Tempus boys's voice acting is top notch

[@SakuraBlizzardCosplay]

The fact that Shinri used to bake also. His idea was genius really.

[@kaykay8694]

The notes on the fridge at 1:09...perfection

[@ArkaSaurusRex218]

TSB! TSB!

[@Sh12pen]

Jury duty Date August 19th

[@ChronosLawliet123]

I bet one hundred Vesper tofu clones that that "pyramid plan" joke was written by Magni himself or at least it was his idea, it is just on brand

[@cartoonmaster-2]

This is at least the 3rd time he's made that same joke lol

[@cjc8348]

Shinri's gives the most profitable idea for money making.... axel just want to play PAYDAY

[@carrotjun]

we broke as hell, girlies

[@OnePieceRooster]

I just noticed that HQ all pitched something shady while VG had wholesome ideas that wouldn't work. I love these guys.

[@Fanimati0n]

I can tell Flay had a lot of fun with this one

[@kentamashi9365]

what is this comedy? whyhavent i found this so much earlier??? WHY DO YOU GUYS NOT ALREADY HAVE A MILLION SUBS???

[@haruhi_dayo]

BRUH THE VOICE ACTING IN THIS IS SO GOOD

[@jevilbutisatouhouwaifu7321]

1:24 We see you Rio-senpai.

[@OnePieceRooster]

Axel did AMAZING with the delivery. I love his part. Everyone did better this time and you boys are killing it with the VA.

[@GL0UDZ]

Why is the guild broke? Altare: spent too much on the knights building Bettel: Spends too much on making things that already exist Shinri: Spends to much on baking materials... Magni: Failled pyramid schemes making him broke... Machina: Spent too much to make RTRUSS Vesper: Got sued and lost all his money. Axel: Payed all his money to bail himself out(excluding the rest) Hakka: Spent too much on Haritoos...

[@bluegrapes9334]

Loved how we could immediately tell the script for this one was written by the boys themselves just with the way it captures their personalities really well. Good stuff! On another note, I do hope official captions are added in the future for improved accessibility

[@nathanabel8169]

I really hope the next wave of Tempus is the bookkeepers. They need a proper treasurer.

[@RagFiction.]

Plot Twist, the treasurer is a rogue

[@dalgona4819]

​@@RagFiction. or cleric, so they heal and do clerical jobs 😂

[@robthk]

@@RagFiction. -Nah,treasurer is a thief- (ok,I searched,they're kinda or straight up just the same,but I still wanna comment this),he steals a 'bit' of rewards from each of them for himself,however,since he hates shoddy and awful looking places (mainly his home/guild,not the ones where he goes to steal treasure from) he ends up using them to better aspects of the guild,and since he's esentially the only one that does that,he does end up managing the guilds finances purely just so he can steal for his own benefit eventually,but little did he know,adventures don't pay that well all the time,so these boys poor as hell (lorewise) lmao

[@copperdaylight]

... what's there to book, though.

[@junsengjs]

Next wave could be the logistics branch of Tempus, the warehouse manager, the procurement rep, and the bookkeeping clerk, maybe an in-house blacksmith as well.

[@lunaserene114]

Shinri's part was so on point for him lol, I don't think he was even acting I think they just asked him how Tempus should earn more money and used the audio

[@vgc_ivan8391]

Shinri and flay's plan sounds a good idea. If things don't go out well then axel's idea is the way

[@kyle__dotme]

maid magni and maid bettel in one screen. am in the right universe? jokes aside... successful animation as usual! pls keep the stylized art they're rlly cute.

[@zacklyn8913]

IS THAT THE COUNTRY MUSIC LEGEND JIMMY NOIR?!

[@ai_seeu9945]

Altare's plan is exactly Bettel's Sims story 😂😂😂

[@MAGGEDdotcom]

I bet Vespy had a lot of fun with those voices. You can hear the smile in his voice

[@velvetpoltergeist]

RIGHT!!!

[@Leon-xq7xr]

The behavior of each tempus member is 100% ACCURATE

[@firenter]

Loving how Tempus keeps up the tradition of Stars being broke AF xD

[@lotusmice]

>its nothing personnel kid my sides

[@captainboom1806]

Shinri just gave me Kronk energy with that baking idea 😂

[@WindscaleAx]

Altare and Axel should not be allowed to do financial work for a while

[@katnaruu]

THIS WAS SO SILLY, I LOVE THESE LIL ANIMATIONS SO MUCH

[@niceeggy]

MLM (Multi-Level Magging)

[@platsu5546]

Implying they had money in the first place

[@alexandriaorcld6365]

1:23 RIO BUTTON

[@frances_b]

??Replay buttons??: 0:27 what 0:53 i call it.. 1:15 *pops* 1:37 nyehehe 2:04 *innocent laugh* 2:21 *screaming* 2:46 T 3:38 *?laugh??* -- 1:23 "Wait, is that Minase Rio from UPROAR" 😂

[@kei_on_tv8157]

Shinri is channeling Kronk in this one

[@vvaleddy]

They probably the same person

[@KonekoArvi]

0:25 Hand shovels... Reine would be proud of this 😂

[@user-rk1kr2uv2b]

I didn’t expect Vesper,Shinri, Altare’s voice acting to be this good! Nice animation btw😂

[@chocoleaffff]

Tempus Host Club!? Flayon’s and Shinri’s ideas are my favorite, so good man. Also nyeheheh >:3

[@fidela2727]

This series gets better and better each episode. The story fits each character perfectly. I can't wait for episode 3. 😂

[@akira8393]

I'm actually surprised, the voice acting in this actually works this time. I love machima and shinri's voice acting here... Beautiful

[@mariuchiha4664]

Honestly from what I’ve seen of Magni, him starting a pyramid scheme doesn’t sound too out of character for him. I can see him selling his potions, ala essential oils.

[@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets]

I think the bois should sell lemonade and girl scout cookies. The "e" in lemonade can be backwards on the sign. Because Vesper was drunk when he made it

[@user-id3jf7kg8t]

So they will only sell lemonade because Bettel is addictet to Scout Cookies

[@coreylineberry8557]

​​@@user-id3jf7kg8t Which types? Because I'm a sucker for Thin Mints and especially the French toast ones.

[@geneMag]

they could probably repurpose Vespy's psych stand for the lemonade stand. We all know that went belly up after his first client.

[@mochagatari]

thanks to all these animators for giving us the Tempus slice-of-life cartoon we always wanted

[@hungurione]

I love how I said "Oh no" 7 times out of 8 ideas.

[@AkiAmeAutumn]

I think if you marry Shinri's plan to Flayon's plan, there might be a good way to make money... if any of them know how to bake well.

[@thornangel16]

Shinri worked at a bakery, so he knows some things. Magni’s not a bad cook either. Bettel and Hakka would probably set the kitchen on fire though.

[@AkiAmeAutumn]

@@thornangel16 Yeah, I'm imagining Shinri as head chef and the kitchen devolving into chaos. 🤣 like Vanguard's first Minecraft collab.

[@youraveragemachine1013]

​@@thornangel16 idk man hakka does amazing in his cooking stream, surely hakmom teach him how to bake too

[@Vyes]

Maybe if they didn't have a highly technologically advanced Tofu cloning lab in the basement running up the electricity bill each month...

[@Xolents]

I suggest making TempusCoin with a limited amount of supply exist and artificially make the price whatever you want then use those coins as a collateral to borrow money from the bank.

[@TeaTimeLethe]

They all did such a great job voice action! The animation was good as well. I loved the lil detail of aniki eating shinriri's baked goods lolol and i always love seeing the magmites 💜

[@KatraSining]

THE GUILD FUNDS NOOOO!!! AXEL!

[@ADD_ham]

Ayo someone else will handle monster hunting huh? 👀

[@8morningdew]

2:27 i'm ready to be ruined by leader

[@TonyBamboozled]

LET FLAY COOK, DAMMIT! 😤

[@7ba_340]

1:37 I love this so much i cant LMAO

[@koaaala]

Wait I need more of vesper's "ngeheheh"

[@JessBich]

So it’s canon that Bettel doesn’t know about spoon and don’t eat with a spoon until he thinks about hand shovel?

[@asereth_]

TEMPUS 🤝 Tempuras Broke

[@eyeizarandummugga]

Why am I getting newgrounds levels of terror from this image?

[@GravityForces]

I'm in love with this animation omg!!! Also the screaming axelotls... A whole mood

[@smile--]

Shinri is literally Kronk

[@NGO9000]

I hope they get the simoleons they need

[@Nyasmov]

This is really exciting! Glad to see more community content!

[@kapacitado]

Amazing display of voice acting Bois 👏👏👏 Shinri and Bettel are my personal favourites, they sound so natural holy cow 🙇‍♂️

[@GameLeaderR]

I like the bake sale idea. I could never pass a bake sale without buying somethin so much so that, when i was a student, I always had $5 in my backpack specifically for bake sales lol.

[@M1ss1ng-N0]

Tempus in shambles...

[@Gray_karma]

Lmao Altare with Bettel’s Sims plan and Magni back at again with the pyramid scheme

[@miellevx]

magni out there casually proposing a pyramid scheme

[@heartonface]

Vesper’s actually cracked at voice acting i love mafia vesper sm

[@Blex_040]

2:00 I think that Magmite with his pushed in eye is a reference to the cooking stream Magni and Altare did in Magni's kitchen where Magni made a Magmite :D nice little detail!

[@Otterinheaven]

"Why don't we do our job?" "Work? Nah, never gonna happen."

[@CSDragon]

Oh good, Tofu Clone Vesper is canon

[@tobi79777]

Bettel: "do you eat cereal with your hands, like me?" Wait what my guy? Haha

[@kuuluna]

I like that Shinri is the only one normal. Also that vesper's laugh omg

[@franks777_KFP]

Kfp already has self combusting chickens 😂 But i love the ideas. And all your voice acting is hilariously on point.

[@MauraxX]

This was very funny and cute lmao, Particularly enjoyed Shinris and vespers, the voice acting was really good this one as well!! Looking forward to more tempus tales 💖

[@r.f.switch5847]

Shinri suggesting a bake sale is possibly the most dad thing he could ever do...

[@bmanpura]

Not gonna lie, Josuji has the most solid idea out of all the people here. And I have nothing but worry for the guild leader..

[@merfyn4838]

I worry more about any woman involved with him 🤨

[@Auddraws265]

1:24 Oh hi there, Rio !

[@phanci]

Axel so real for that

[@Weatherman4Eva]

Oh my god i love the mafia vesper, he's having so much fun

[@himither]

NYE-HE-HE-HE-HE...dat laugh