Ten days off? Say less.

[@noirekuroraigami2270]

“With every fiber of my being, I want to be a stay at home bum” I felt that in my soul

[@shard8285]

I could swear he said mom

[@fortomorrowwehunt8449]

@@shard8285 about the same thing

[@woottastic]

@@fortomorrowwehunt8449 hell yeah dude

[@woottastic]

@@shard8285 also yeah he defo said mom, u rite

[@raykings5244]

@@woottastic Nah it was bum. You could hear it but also by the movement of his lips.

[@jadebrecks]

A proper construction worker does a virus flush every day by raising his BAC to a level no living thing can survive...Served me well so far🤣🤣🤣

[@TherapyWithWind]

Truth! Heard that from a friend/coworker some years ago. Neither of us could figure out how he had a tick hanging on his neck for several days, apparently it was passed out? Lol

[@brianblank9921]

Lmao, including brain cells. Only way to live mah boy.

[@joshuashaw7391]

😂😂😂

[@NativeSkater1000]

Or landscaper. I’ve done both. 6 shots in, 2 beers? And still going on shots? We out here.

[@straightwhiteguy2489]

True that brother 🤣

[@tlwboy]

"For ten days off I'd sacrifice alot of u mfs" That made me realize that I either hate alot of people I work with or Ima sociopath. Either way that line hit my soul.

[@wakcedout]

Ten days off with pay......yep ill check that psycho line lol

[@Stronghand-yw1lk]

Unless you've thought about peeling someone's face off with a straight razor and using it to wipe your ass the next time you take a shit, you just hate them.

[@brianblank9921]

Nah, you just realize the average person is 49.9% likely to be below average.

[@stope420]

That’s why the low men on the totem pole and temps are expendables

[@R0gueM]

@@Stronghand-yw1lk that just sounds messy and too much of a hassle. Not only would I still have to wipe the crap off of me, I’d have to wipe blood off too. Better to just throw the skin in the trash or fire.

[@metanevets91]

Of everyone, I'd expect Roscoe to be the most likely to survive. He's survived everything else!

[@justinbriley2531]

thats because death has forgotten about him.

[@lekendrickwalker2359]

Take my like both of you for that

[@mgnta1]

He'd just canoe across that Omicron varient

[@blakeduckly2875]

Even the red coats

[@honkeykong4049]

Ol' Roscoe survived the meteor that wiped out the rest of the dinosaurs.

[@chadspencer7629]

“Someone walking by thought he was a fossil” I nearly choked on my lunch🤣

[@09dave1952]

I about spit my drink out when he said that!

[@montiraystyron1546]

Anyone who has used the porta crapper on a construction site has little to fear from anything else 🤣🤣😂😂

[@davidw6193]

This post caused me to have flashbacks. I might rather wear an adult diaper than ever use a portajohn again.

[@robertblume2951]

Amen brother besting thing covid did was make more places install had wash stations and actually refill the soap dispensers

[@ceedeerty]

Man nothing like havin to take a dump when it's six degrees Fahrenheit and that cold air vents right up from the toilet. Wooo baby I can still feel that one.

[@gamesforyoutwo]

Ah yes, the splash damage debuff.

[@3949zxcvbnm]

The assholes who stand on top of the toilet seat and wreck the whole inside of the porta john!!!! Yeah iam lookin at you Mexicans!! Stop that shit

[@acyour]

There Goes Ricky spitting FACTS again!!!

[@m1y4nothing]

He does seem to be way more intelligent than fauci Google text put that in lowercase but I agree

[@mchapman2424]

Is this the same guy that makes the "Refined" cartoons on youtube?

[@fartzinacan]

I still want Ricky to be the CEO just doing a long con troll job on everyone.

[@cheezyridr]

if they aren't going to make it real, it could at least be a dream sequence in the mind of the safety guy. it would be pretty epic

[@joshmiller3673]

I really, REALLY want him to revive that bit. So much.

[@andrewthomas817]

I could see him being the ceos son that's why he doesn't get fired

[@atown8161]

It all makes sense Ricky is the boss's kid

[@Stronghand-yw1lk]

That would be so damn funny!

[@dirtydan2695]

Wait a minute let’s say Safety man was right and 1 of them has da sickness. Forcing a meeting like this only makes it worse……. Safety man wants those 10 days he just doesn’t want to admit it

[@MINIMAN10000]

It's what I call "symptom of the monster". He calls a safety meeting because a safety meeting is the protocol for serious matters for businesses. It's not a logical reaction nor do you wrap your head around the consequences. Standard protocol requests you call everyone in to discuss a safety meeting when there is a risk of safety As a matter of fact I literally just had this happen at a work today. A safety meeting with one topic being "A lot of people in our store are catching covid" The problem is that COVID requires you to employ emergency protocols which may not even exist. Because of the way my work works. There is no guaranteed line of communication between work and workers. This again is a "symptom of the monster". Policy demands that nothing related to work occur outside of work because that would be working off the clock.

[@JzLyfe]

Ppl with jobs like that are lucky though, I honestly think everybody at my job had covid but we were forced to work anyways or lose our jobs. Oh and yes we deal with customers face to face. Even if our family members tested positive we still had to work smh... they only care about profit and production in the end.

[@lucker_dawgfn1596]

@@JzLyfe im not sure what state youre from but there are definitely avenues you could have pursed if you had gotten a positive test and they were asking you to work. ESPECIALLY if you are in constant contact with the public

[@seanhartnett79]

@@MINIMAN10000 and get anyone who isn’t already exposed exposed

[@Bingo1Dog]

Guy I worked with had covid last year and his response when asked how it was was "I'm 78 fucking years old I feel like shit everyday. When I had it I felt a little more like shit."

[@brothermouzone1307]

😂😂😂

[@Ave_Satana666]

If forcing people not to have fun while fighting off the virus isn't working we should try letting people enjoy themselves to see if that will help their bodies fight off the virus. Seeing that the vaccines don't even give you natural immunity this is the only way to get it to wait it out.

[@littlewilly9272]

Viable human beings don’t worry about little shit like getting sick, real men tell the flu to “ suck a dick” and they get back to work. Stop being scared pussies!

[@robertdees2150]

I suspect that i’ve had it before.

[@brentcorley]

Rosco is Jesus's last disciple still alive, he had a helluva run 😂

[@Skiddlescout]

If you look at different faiths, you will see different people have asked for that blessing. For example, in my religion there are 5 plus Cain. If Rosco turned out to be one of them I would not be surprised

[@jeremiahwright1062]

This is the best laughter I’ve had in a while. Your channel is awesome. 😂😂

[@hopsta5628]

I totally agree, I'm new here and the past three days I've been cracking up with laughter while binge watching these videos.

[@32degreesretarded62]

Hold up... that safety man sounds like a REAL safety man. Calls a meeting in person but talks down about going to a restaurant.

[@redneckninja2539]

You caught that as well!

[@32degreesretarded62]

@@redneckninja2539 im a mechanic for a VERY large trucking company and they pulled the same shit on us. Get everyone in a room for pre-shift and tell 10 men, in an 8×8 office, to social distance.

[@redneckninja2539]

@@32degreesretarded62 on a large construction site, probably 300 workers, weekly safety meeting. First words are " ok everyone move in tighter together so you can hear."

[@kildarmezo8285]

@@redneckninja2539 my company is requiring us to have daily safety meetings

[@Fraser142]

ricky is just this mans hidden personality. some days were smart af like cutting stuff without needing other tools ect. other days we walk into a sprinkler with open wires. Loving the content brudda keep it coming haha you always make me smile

[@GeoRell]

I commented a similar thing. I feel like that's who he is deep inside, it's so natural for him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theguy9234]

Im at home right now. Because a fully vaccinated person gave it to me. Thanks! Needed the time off.

[@jrbass328]

Issues and tissues

[@lesleyboeder1798]

My wife daughter and myself have all been told to stay st home for 10 days as well. The wife tested positive at work..we have had all three shots.

[@ChalkyHonky]

@@lesleyboeder1798 so you made your child a Guinea pig too! Nice

[@gsimplify5352]

@@lesleyboeder1798 REPEAT AFTER ME.* I'M A BAHHHH BAHHHH *

[@jarlaxle3588]

Ricky always makes sense but this is definitely his wisest video. Us normal people realized being scared over a flu is so fucking ridiculous. So we just enjoyed any time off we got and used it to go to strip clubs and applebee's 😁

[@shanehudson3995]

Roscoe was old when Spanish Flu was a thing. He'll be fine.

[@somejerk5662]

He had bubonic plague as a child, Omicron is *nothing*

[@raymoirai]

Ricky was like "I understand that getting the virus could be deadly but that's a risk I'm willing to let you take"

[@mitchellf1122]

Haha

[@donaldwirtz4731]

It's like a 98 percent survival rate. Deadly? I'm more likely to get mauled by an escaped zoo animal.

[@Oskanwhitchfather]

"Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"

[@amandamitchelfrye1603]

@@mitchellf1122 We have the same1st and last initials.

[@raymoirai]

@@donaldwirtz4731 I said could be deadly so you didn't prove anything

[@ariel8541]

I started watching these videos a week ago and I been binge watching non stop 🤣😂 I can't stop laughing my ass off

[@jakewashburn4426]

We have to do a video on how to CDC/OSHA requires companies with 100 or more employees to have their non-vaccinated employees tested Weekly. Let’s see what Ricky says about this

[@razereyeball]

Ya we have to let our company know if we got vaccinated or not, next step will be forced vaccination in which many will just leave.

[@richardmillhousenixon]

Not as of Thursday the 13th

[@GHOSTSrunning]

I think it's great and hilarious that the unfiltered character of you is a terrible actor but the "me want honeycomb" head, digital midget voice thing is really working for you tho! Ricky is comedic gold!

[@jeremy9678]

I'm convinced this guy has multiple personality disorder because these characters are so fucking different I find myself forgetting its really just one person.

[@Skiddlescout]

You should watch KallMeKris. That girl almost certainly has MPD

[@I_Love_Quokkas]

@@Skiddlescout check out Ben Brainard channel. Man has to have like 20 characters.

[@racheleast688]

To be fair, I know Brainard get a lot of ideas from his Pateron followers and even from his Discord channel.

[@digger4287]

Apparently so does KZbin because they’ve pulled his account a few times

[@heathb4319]

Angry Cops channel has several and we are all starting to wonder the same thing.

[@jacobhuisman3489]

I don't know why, but the way "ma'boy" rolls off Ricky's tongue makes me happy

[@Shirodragoon]

For 10 days off and able to collect unemployment at their level sure I'd hope a coworker got survivable omicron. I'd volunteer to get the same covid I had in August for 10 paid days off. I tested positive before the swab made it into the lab, had no symptoms and was more active and had more energy than I do now. Guy at the CDC that called me after 12 days asked me my symptoms and I told him increased energy, increased appetite and increased mucus production. His response was you're either immune to delta or had a false positive. It did come out that most of the tests in 2020 and 2021 were compromised or tainted but I was the only one in a household of 7 without symptoms.

[@bamaben770]

I'd like to see a collaboration between Breadstick Ricky and Texas Tom Hurt! The two funniest together, talk about shutting down the internet!

[@PilliamWilliam]

Oh they'd just rip the fuck out of each other, then grab a beer after lol

[@bamaben770]

@@PilliamWilliam Texas vs Arkansas! It would be great! I left Tom a similar message today and I'd love to see them get together!

[@phantom8926]

Add in ginger Billy and I think it could be funny to see him as referee between them.

[@monkemind420]

I relate to Ricky more and more. I'm concerned. Send help.

[@bjwoolbright7708]

Send help, hell I feel the same way so I'm gonna send beer

[@R0gueM]

Help in the form of a 24 pack?

[@scar445]

Can't help, Out of fucks to give

[@rockking1168]

Ricky is the smartest guy I know

[@silver5866]

Yes and no 😂

[@thebackyardbear]

When Breadstick Ricky is the voice of reason... the world is in serious trouble

[@PotatocannonLol]

Lol Roscoe would probably survive weaponized ebola.. and call it the sniffles

[@drewp.weiner2473]

He is a wizards

[@teflondonii9298]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Jeeeeezzzzz, that damn Ricky. . . . . .That's a Blue collar Hero in my book👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯🍻🍻

[@arailway8809]

I wish you guys had been around in 1986. One of my bosses got the bug and walked around with it. Gave it to every man and his dog on the job.

[@sammm22]

I am addicted to you channel. Just awesome comedy. The next Flintstones

[@basedmadlad3916]

I’m with Ricky, I’m just done with all of this bullshit, but if you wanna pay me to be home, God bless ya

[@Ghost_Ruthless]

Lmfao 🤣 🤣 I just recovered from Omicron. So grateful that even though this one spreads so much faster, it seems to be the weakest. I hope there are no serious after effects. Good luck to all my fellow peeps.

[@RedvsBluechurch1]

So why dont we just expose ourselves and get that natural immunity XD

[@DawsonTyson]

ACTUALLY; it's on onmicron. 😆

[@kinpin66]

Did you have any of the first variant? Curious had covid January last year. Would like to compare notes.

[@ForceChoke84]

So you had a cold?

[@thedarklord2412]

I just got over omicron and it was really just a really annoying cold/fever and 5 days off school.😐

[@azurinasantullo6975]

I'm dying 🤣 😭 😂 💀 I think the residence heard me laughing so hard they wanted to join the laughter

[@grapeapes1445]

OMG Ricky talking about Roscoe damm near killed me. Thought they uncovered an ancient burial ground. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Thumper-xb9ch]

I'm up by Branson, I gotta say, I love your humor bud. Blue collar all the way baby!!! Trades are where it's at man!!!! Mo money, mo money!!!!!!

[@suzukisteve8733]

I love u bro!.... U are funny af!!!.. Always got me laughin my balls off ! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

[@derrickjohnson9820]

Brother....I just started watching these videos......all of your shit comes from experience.....FIRST HAND BROTHER...🤣😂🤣😂🤣... 🇺🇸

[@charlesincharge.5161]

Breadsticks first response is my feelings when I've gone to a job and they say we don't need you that day. 📡👽🇺🇸 RUN!!!😠

[@auntkrystlebudgets]

Love the line “listen here my boy” makes me laugh every time

[@willied8638]

Wow. Lol. Had my wife and I dying laughing out loud laying in bed relaxing. Well said. Fla loves you brotha

[@infidel1322]

This is gold. Pure gold.

[@weaponx808]

💯🔥🔥

[@Anontesla]

OMG THE LINE ID SACRIFICE A FEW YOU FOR 10 days off MY MAN!!! Thank you love it

[@charlesincharge.5161]

The acting alone is Grammy Worthy we all know this. 📡👽🇺🇸 RUN!!! Ricky rocks.

[@gamenut112]

Ya know... I don't work in construction, but i can definitely relate to Ricky. I hate working, it's necessary to live but...damn if it ain't annoying.

[@silver5866]

This exactly! 😂 My Brain always goes back to that one question job interviews love to ask: “And why do you wanna work for our company?” -Oh, I don’t know. It sound way more tolerable than trying to pay all my bills w/ nothing but handj*bs! 😅 I will do [Job] the best that I can, purely so you will give me money! Sounds like a fair deal, so why am I expected to play some make-believe game where I do my job only because I love it?!?

[@Makibishi93]

Thank you for this wonderful entertainment, as always you are a true homie.

[@nateitscake88]

Dude, I'm straight up your biggest fan. Just found your channel last week, I'm lovin this shit. Keep it bud

[@kausalkraken5951]

AS an EHS specialist (aka the safety guy), I agree with Ricky. Ten days off is nice.

[@tngirl341]

There was 12 of us testing positive with covid within a 3 week period and they didnt shut our factory down. We came back 5 days after testing positive. It was cleared by the HR dept

[@mrfirstime5750]

Best one yet. You have a talent!!!!!!$$$

[@esbennielsen8832]

This channel started like something funny to me, but the more and more i watch! I relate to Ricky.

[@robertblevins4076]

What is wrong with you! LMAO! I REALLY LIKE YOUR VIDEOS! I MEAN THIS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LAUGHS!

[@frankieb9054]

Ricky is my spirit animal , says everything i allways wanted to say. Lol

[@FYahooo]

This is one of the best ones yet. I actually doubled over LMAO

[@caseyheeter6670]

You are spot on. Love it.

[@cmpudin]

Omg I love your videos can't stop laughing most of the time almost shot a dip through my nose while putting it in on this one lol 😅🙃

[@THirstyCamel1023]

🤣🤣🤣I got this, stay at home drinking mom/ dad ❤️, I could do that 🤔, at least I would like to try for ten days I got this🤔, dogs lick the dish's clean = check, dish's done, wash truck with dirty clothes=Landry, check, like I said got this 😁

[@GeoRell]

The Ricky version of you is something serious, i feel like that's your alter ego. Your too smooth with it 🤣🤣🤣 its too natural for you lmao kills me

[@mrwinston_thepug]

Good for Ricky. With or without pay, I wish someone did have covid so I could go home and do nothing for 10 days but be in peace by myself.

[@stephenoakley9724]

"Listen here my boi" ain't ever been more appropriate.

[@suprtroopr1028]

Man, I have a better chance dying on the way to and from work than I do catching a bug from the place. I don't buy tanks of 93 octane to go slow...

[@thomascoleman3169]

Praise Jesus... Word

[@BigD256]

I've currently got that headcold variant... Omicron... Whatever they're calling this one. Well, who knows what variant it is, it's not like they tell you. My shit literally said "positive for COVID-19". It's so mild I'm torn between dayquil and just sanitizing this shit from the inside out with a steady supply of gin or whiskey.

[@brianblank9921]

I recommend both, gin and whiskey!

[@schueltar]

If you really want to kill it and make that virus regret it's decisions.. I'd go jager

[@jacobv4564]

@@schueltar NO SHEET! Made me regret every time! Nastiest shit ever.

[@stew-03]

Everclear will do the trick

[@crlsalvrz7759]

"With every fiver in my being i wish i could be a stay home mom"... lol you and me brother

[@BamaChad-W4CHD]

Ricky. Saying what 90 percent of us are saying in our heads.

[@lonesurvivalist3147]

I like how he thinks Ricky is somehow legally mandated to sit in his house, I think we all know his ass is gonna be at bars and stuff during his "quarantine"

[@lesliechapa1986]

Lmmfao.... the last line is a classic!

[@dakotahmoose1192]

I find this funny as hell because my entire shop is off due to omicron...seriously I've had colds worse than this variant lol and my family dealt with OG 'Rona

[@davidhenderson3400]

Now there is some monkey flu or some such out there. The is never going to be over. It is going to keep going with something new every few months.

[@PeinMartyn]

I got the Coof and was home from work for 10 days. It was like a stay-at-home vacation with a mild cold lol.

[@ChrisMcCutcheon-wj2pp]

Skilled trades, love it, truly what keeps the country running, been being eroded by both parties to just no gain neither way, armor up for Jesus or ????

[@justinbowen4370]

Lol🤣🤣🤣 what’s the next name they come up with????? Hell herpasiphagonoliss doesn’t have this many variants 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@johannasadventures3467]

Thank you KZbin for the rando suggestion... Brother, you got a new sub. Freakin AWESOME content!!!!

[@kurtbertling2511]

Preach Ricky preach... I would have started licking the hand held tools!

[@h.levimurphy3542]

Idk how you come up with this shit but it keeps me goin through my day!! LMFAO

[@truckergal]

His acting is becoming superb 👌

[@dannyeccles1894]

Man this one had me pissing myself. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@waldo7388]

Man I don't understand how you haven't reached past 1 mil subscribers I love your content diff the one where you talk about people saying oh it must be nice and you say for now I'm going to say your fucking right it's nice cause you worked your ass off I don't got money like you but you absolutely right about everyone had the opportunity to do something and I'm not one who gets jealous about someone doing great I say to myself look at my dumbass should have listened keep up the content I've done rewatched your clips a million times

[@dosiaboy17dead80]

This has me rolling lamf. So fkn funny her out up. I only watch your videos on KZbin I follow you on TickTock to but really ever on there thank you for uploading to KZbin

[@jenniferjoseph1560]

As a nurse working around this crap for two plus years now..if I had gotten it and had to take time off..that's a write up! Fell in a well and lassie was off getting some? No one helped you out and you didn't come in? That's a write up..lol I agree with Ricky..ten days off doing nothing sounds like a ten day wet dream..with donuts ..that you don't have to share with greedy coworkers 😃🤗🤩

[@joshyt8247]

Omg that was perfect...made my day good shit good shit 👏👌

[@modernviking6436]

"Listen here, my boi" 😂🤣😂

[@frankdatank972cod8]

Bro this had me dying I. Drove 45 mins for this lmao fukkkk that’s funny

[@qdmax11]

Brooo funniest shit Made my hole day

[@daviddoyle5514]

I love it. Every time I open you tube I get a new video. 🤘🤘

[@johnsantos1827]

Bro I love these skits..any chance you could have Ricky do a skit watching horror movies..I'd love to see what Ricky thinks about Michael Myers

[@michaelscott6022]

"You called us here, knowing that one of us _might_ have been exposed, to bring _everybody_ together in one physical location and increase the chances of everybody getting sick? You do realize that we live in an age of 'electronic communication'?"

[@mr.t7178]

Thank you sooo much! Mad respect

[@Avallachgrey]

I've had that exact thought many times. "I like ya but I'll take those ten days for mourning. I'll pour a little whisky out for my missing hommie."

[@joshwilliams8765]

I start the day with 150 proof hand crafted liqour. Haven't caught this vacation yet. Lol

[@charlenedupuy7984]

I know you are all the characters but I love Ricky's character!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@2thick_2_B_a_slim_chick]

I FELT THAT IN MY SOULLLLL " I HATE WORKING FOR A LIVING"

[@dilanlake8870]

Ricky is the Spirit Animal of the American Dream!!

[@SaltyNationalist]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Truth muh boy... Absolute truth...

[@mikeriddle1462]

Preach it from the mountain top brother.🤠😎😎

[@lnr12241]

I have to 100% agree with that last line lol

[@carbonking53]

Calls an in person safety meeting to discuss exposure to an airborne transmitted virus.....lol.....That's corporate logic to right there to a tee.

[@QueenSloan]

If you survived Applebee's. You can survive anything. --- coming from a experienced of being 8 months pregnant served RAW chicken wings. Which I totally ate one.

[@aeoluscaptainfantastic]

I love Ricky's answers in this video boy

[@rickdilts8049]

Love your channel ❤️

[@txgunguy2766]

I once started working for a new company and, 3 months later, I took 3 weeks off for a once in a lifetime chance to visit my sister in Alaska. I came back and worked for that company until they shut down 4 years later.