Tending To A Human ASMR Style

OMGosh the feel of his tiny little fingers softly grooming each detail of my skin is the softest gentlest and absolutely the most sweetest thing you could ever try to imagine.. Little Ralphie D is a rescued monkey here at Misfitland who spends most his time being picked on because of his tiny size.. To me his tiny size is part of what makes him SOOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE.. His is 3 years old but never seems to grows!! He eats like a Gorilla but I have no clue where it all goes.. It won't hurt my feelings if he stays this size forever!! I LOVE having me weeeeeee little boy to take care of.. Check out Misfitland.org to learn more about how you can help rescue monkeys!! He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in..

[@PythonPlusPlus]

Man I get so jealous watching these videos. It looks so relaxing.

[@user-sq9gr8qu4l]

Its so obvious that he is learning from the best,the master,the one and only Bugs Bullock!

[@monikamilz2857]

So sweet, he is so concentrated

[@Anonymous-gy4lp]

If I let a monkey do this to me I’d wake up with 3 strands of hair left lol

[@Mona-lu6qt]

I love Ralphie, he's so serious about his grooming. Doctors should prescribe your videos to patients with high blood pressure😌💖💖

[@TeresaBullock-Misfitland]

Yes, he has the sweetest touch in the world! Thank you for watching, I'm glad you like it!

[@TigersVicToria]

Patients who have high blood pressure should take medicines to lower BP, not watching a monkey grooming ASME

[@TigersVicToria]

@what's_popping couldnt agree more my friend

[@TJSPARKLE]

Does anyone else get more asmr from the face grooming?

[@MrMike13]

And eyes

[@AllAboutTruth]

This is a channel where human and monkeys are happy. The other channels are simply stressful with abuse. Thank you for this one.

[@TeresaBullock-Misfitland]

I get sick to my stomach when it comes to some of the things people are forcing the monkeys to do in the videos.. I love lived with monkeys 26.5 years and I am telling you that a LOT of what is posted is NOT NATURAL and I can’t imagine what the poor animal is going through as they are being forced to be a HUMAN vs what God intended for them to be.. be careful, watching those types of videos because even though you don’t mean to be you are supporting them when it happens

[@AllAboutTruth]

@@TeresaBullock-Misfitland Truth. Thank you 🙏

[@tbaymufon6448]

Questions for ya, Is he more gentle around the eyes? It makes me wonder if they instinctually know the eyes are a sensitive area.

[@brentschmgbert3578]

No

[@beckysmith3062]

Looking at you was so relaxing puts me to sleep thank you

[@janelashure7676]

The world can be a rough place but if you have beautiful love like this at home then life is good❤

[@smash7777-]

What a cool wee fella! I’ve watched how they groom and they know what to pull or pick and they are so gentle and make sure not poke you in the eye or whatever. Very gentle and respectful of and to others. Love him! 🙂👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@maypalmer]

A Star is Born! Ralphie is da bomb!!

[@RedVelvetASMR7859]

I can’t get enough of these videos. These monkeys are adorable

[@tamielmansouri5206]

Ralphie you are a sweet boy taking care of your momma🙂🥰❤🐒

[@tbrown0075]

The best facial treatment 👌 😍🤩🤩

[@user-jk5fx5ej8o]

Наверное не только для лица....?

[@aarn321]

It's strange, it's almost like there's a higher level intelligence to the way he's going about the grooming process. It seems far more methodical then you would expect from a non-human species, or heck, even most humans. It's almost like grooming is an artform to their species. We may have adopted the ASMR but through evolution they have mastered it.

[@rakimwilliams9116]

I swear they should make a store where 🐒 give groomings

[@whatsthechannelnameagain]

There's a lady that lives 30 miles from me and she charges 1$/minute for grooming. She has a long tail Macaque. She stays booked up.

[@Chazer45]

@@whatsthechannelnameagain are you serious? I’m really curious.

[@whatsthechannelnameagain]

@@Chazer45 yes. Not sure why I would comment if I wasn't. 💁‍♀️

[@rogermoore27]

For real. I would pay for that service

[@yalna3140]

Don't they just groom people they know and care about?

[@karinschulte4847]

He is so lovely .😘

[@stellaarcher2062]

So relaxing gosh

[@jackyhawkins1895]

I love the bond you have with your monkeys 🐒 🤗 and they with you

[@teddywhitefeather4620]

Hi I just wanted to say how I envy you everytime i watch you being groomed by one of your babies you seem to be so wonderfully relaxed and peace ✌️ that that's what I envy watching you gives me peace ✌️ to thank you for sharing 😊

[@jaceebrynne49]

I sooooo love macaques!!! Ralphie is sooooo cute!

[@wendybiage814]

I absolutely love macaques. They are so funny. I just want to hold one. But unfortunately I am not for sure if my dream would ever come true. I'm a transplant recipient and have no immune system. So I'm not sure if it would be safe for me or the monkey. So I will continue just to watch..🥰😍

[@judywaddell6065]

You could build a clientele with this.

[@haysofab]

his eyes are so pretty 🥹

[@djaygnus6996]

Master of his art.

[@muteznathalie8995]

The "babymonkey" is soooo cute!!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍😍

[@TeresaBullock-Misfitland]

He is 4 years old, not a baby, but he has an intestinal problem he’s being treated for that keeps him small.

[@TessVonWolf_]

So cute

[@larksong4]

How old is Ralphie? He is a lovely monkey.

[@roslyndouglas2184]

Who grooms Ralphie?

[@kimstephens9957]

Do you need volunteer workers at your sanctuary? I'm praying to go back to school and get an associates in wildlife rehabilitation. Just doing my research on places I could possibly do some internship. Primates are my goal.

[@petercoderch589]

The monkey is disappointed that you don't have enough lice for it to eat. Lmao.

[@latashajordan2893]

He is really Digging Deep, so Cute!😅❤

[@dmarino2071]

😻😻😻

[@shaaymays5054]

What does ASMR mean?

[@monikamilz2857]

I wish so much that it would be a little bit louder

[@asmrbynature3057]

...i hope you survive ;( Always a whiney ass...have the great day

[@monikamilz2857]

@@asmrbynature3057 yes, I do😅

[@KeaKeith]

Why is he on a tether?

[@alisheraliyuf7841]

Как всегда прекрасно, и прекрасна

[@charitos.k199]

😍😍😍😍😍

[@dipankarbiswas1978]

👌👌👌👌

[@nathanamar5786]

I love these videos I hope you make more soon. ❤️

[@mariajesuslavandeira3830]

No sabía que ahora los tratamientos faciales y los masajes los realizan los monos en fin anda que como se enfade el mono deja al paciente nuevo o nuevá

[@alisheraliyuf7841]

😍😘😗😙🤳

[@ammie8659]

You should at least put some cookie crumbs in your hair so he can have something to find. He doesn't seem to be getting much of a snack

[@davidkizer9915]

Sorry but your tv is in a pretty uncomfortable position

[@semmyrino924]

assolutamente disgustoso ,a come si fa ad essere cosi' sporchi da farsi spulciare da una scimmia....