Tent Hunters: California Couple Searches For Their Dream Home

[@TheBabylonBee]

Which home would you have picked - Shady Highway Haven, Cozy Crack House, or Waterfront Wonderland?

[@markburton5292]

The home not in california.

[@Mooskellunge]

Cozy Crack house, the porta potties make it a steal!

[@UnstableYT-u7k]

A van down by the river.

[@johnelder4273]

My tool shed.

[@oldbroad7672]

My 17 year old travel trailer 😆

[@dawnfire82]

The real estate agent sneering, "I don't know, I don't live in a *tent*" while trying to push how great the tents are is genuinely Californian.

[@nicoleking772]

ComeOnman'. Tents are only for, well... You People Not people like US

[@abcdefghij337]

“It’s not like it’ll be in MY backyard.”

[@majorgear1021]

I thought she was going to reply “I don’t know, I’m not a tentologist.”

[@soavemusica]

Tent mandates, now!

[@TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown]

You've clearly never met a real Californian.

[@UnidadFamiliarCristiana]

That girl is pretty entitled, she wants to live in an actual brick-and-mortar house and all. What do you think this is Florida?

[@mustangracer5124]

One closed sign or one gas station sign is a quick reminder.

[@OhsoWoobie]

Florida housing market sucks rn. Wouldn't surprise me if this was Florida soon!

[@nicoleking772]

Florida. Phffff! With all that clean are and Rights. Who would want to live there? Besides New Yorkers, Cali Fleeing refugees and... Canadians

[@candlefeather99]

😂

[@ggsnubs]

Seriously. She complains about not having a toilet, then complains about the smell of the portapotties 🙄

[@WadeWeigle]

You guys should make a tourism add for California showcasing the amazing tent cities, open air injection sites and the open air fresh breeze restroom areas. Have it narrated by a lady that looks like Betty White in a golf cart. That would make me smile.

[@eqmuse]

🤣 Or a Rick Steves impression.

[@amywaltermyer4242]

Winner! Winner! Chicken dinner

[@stathispapailias634]

I'd like to see a new Springtime for Hitler.....but springtime for Biden where the nazis are trans and the swastika is a rainbow armband.

[@KerbosYT]

Hey BB pin this down, gold idea right here!

[@juanito714ok]

The abundance of art exhibits (graffiti) and opportunities for adrenalin junkies (lawlessness).

[@mrskunk4732]

Seriously - they need to check out San Francisco's most untapped market! The county jail is completely empty, AC, free meals, toilets, showers... Best part is how safe it is. Historically it's been devoid of criminals for years.

[@sammiches6859]

It's also free. Unfortunately the only way to get in is to register as a Republican and hand out fliers at the nearest school.

[@jacob.tudragens]

​@@sammiches6859 Oh! 😃 I get it!🫢 It's funny because no self-respecting conservative would set foot in San Francisco!😂

[@whatisahandle_69]

​@@jacob.tudragensalso be weary of Republicans near school grounds. The gun hating libs aren't responsible for all those shootings 🥱

[@stevespatola763]

Realtors sell shit houses to the unsuspecting public all the time. They need that comish to keep up with that leased MB ride and cell phone.

[@HeronPoint2021]

finally, a comment about the situation that's actually funny. I read 500 posts before this that were NOT funny or original.

[@Nathan-vt1jz]

I love that they included the ridiculous careers of the couple. The host nailed her the HGTV parody role.

[@MakeItWithCalvin]

Ditto 😂 that made it peak authentic!

[@Janzer_]

nailed her, we hardly know her!

[@guysumpthin2974]

Nailed her role as a realtor, commission does that

[@guysumpthin2974]

Waiting for her to say “offer more than the asking price” !

[@blartnosecrenshaw1958]

Professional Coachella Ticket Scalper

[@YoungGandalf2325]

Don't forget that it's easy to customize these homes if they are not quite right for you. A simple cardboard box addition or a tarp awning patio can really add value.

[@dougearnest7590]

Just remember to get a permit from the city before you make any improvements.

[@YoungGandalf2325]

@@dougearnest7590 Good point. And you'll need approval from your HOA as well.

[@transparentglazier]

...and 2 5 gallon pails so when your ready to resell, you can list it having 2 bathrooms

[@2Shy23]

😂😂😂

[@cyohe8643]

@@transparentglazier 🤣

[@onliwankannoli]

The real estate lady nailed her part! 😅

[@joshuashea5279]

I know! It actually felt like a real thing! 😂

[@gabrielm.942]

The thing is she isn’t an actress and thought these were real clients.

[@bobdalton2062]

@@gabrielm.942😂😂😂

[@aguyfromnothere]

Her enthusiasm is amazing.

[@guysumpthin2974]

Waiting for her to say “offer more than the asking price”

[@seannordeen5019]

I was so happy when I was able to afford to upgrade from a tent for a van to live in. I later added an optional bonus room by renting a environmental controlled storage unit that had late hours. I hope to add a full bathroom soon when I can afford a gym membership.

[@ligafftheindifferent3495]

Try renting a small office across the street from a gym . I have a friend who actually did this. I think he was paying something like 2 or 3 hundred a month. You can go even cheaper by living in a storage unit, but weather extremes, especially in the summer in Vegas, make that a rough go.

[@vernturnquist6729]

Yer living the dream, man

[@John-i9l2x]

​@@vernturnquist6729the American dream

[@jrclem79]

Was your van down by the river?

[@rachelcampbell8541]

Show off lol!!

[@Medevil9908]

I loved the detail of how they both had obscure "occupations" and a budget that's ridiculously high.

[@kitkat47chrysalis95]

there is nothing obscure about it, my 22 year old sister is a ticket scalper, that is all she does, and earn about $400 every once in a while from buying "tswifty merch" and selling it for markup, overall she is net negative but the +$400 wins she occasionally gets keeps my mother investing in her company that will eventually turn a profit... probably. i wish this was a joke, i really do. but she really is a ticket scalper and that is all she ever was and all she ever will be. and of course i have to do everything she says and listen to her because what do i know.. im just a male person... even though i work a full time job im just a useless male that doesnt know anything. and her room is filled with priceless tswift merch and exclusive VIP tickets that one day she will sell for a profit.

[@3266711732665514]

​@@kitkat47chrysalis95 no way this is true

[@kitkat47chrysalis95]

​@@3266711732665514 i wish it wasnt.

[@Techcensorshipbot]

@@kitkat47chrysalis95 So basically shes hoping when your parents dies she can inherit the house :D

[@kitkat47chrysalis95]

​@@Techcensorshipbot do you know what a reverse mortgage is?

[@TheFujiwuji]

The sad thing is, this is the reality of California.

[@eddysgaming9868]

California has long been a joke for the rest of us, elsewhere in the U.S. Foolishly squandering their many blessings, ruining what was once a beautiful place for anyone to live, by chasing after false virtue.

[@kielhawkins9529]

Eh the coast deserves it. The rest of the state is getting screwed.

[@jeremyjoestar3767]

Don't forget Portland and Seattle 😂

[@Tristan-mr3pk]

It’s like “funny” but only kinda because it hits a little to close to home for a lot of people…

[@xposetruth5681]

Orange County has a huge conservative presence and inland.

[@seankenney7756]

This needs to be an ongoing series! The next house hunters need to be chased by wildfires.

[@Heike--]

Those aren't manmade. They existed long before people lived there.

[@garyzweigle5860]

Or rising creeks or rivers in the winter.

[@transparentglazier]

Mudslides would make for 'mobile' homes then too

[@evegreenification]

@@Heike--Or..are they?

[@seankenney7756]

@@Heike-- Actually many of the wildfires we have in CA are manmade, PG&E has caused many of them. Also, they're increasingly a problem because environmental organizations prohibit managing CA forests to reduce the fuel of these wildfires, which is why they get so big. Case in point: recently an environmental group is trying to stop firefighters from using fire retardant on wildfires because some if it gets in the lakes and kills fish. This is the kind of crazy you only get in CA.

[@yup6730]

I love how she kicks the tent to make it farther from the street! Lol

[@farcoofficial]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@genevievec.4322]

What’s wrong with that couple? The tents she was showing them were MUCH nicer than most of the tent neighborhoods I’ve seen here in Cali!

[@KB-ke3fi]

yeah those are $450,000 tents

[@Bob_Adkins]

They always start out looking nice, but the occupants soon make them look slummy.

[@mayhewfisher62]

so true!

[@gilwood7530]

Its the "people" that can bring down a beautiful tent city

[@kevinriley2261]

Good one!

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

Rachel is obviously one of those high maintenance women who every man fears being stuck with. Not one of those tents was good enough for her!

[@trixie9777]

😂😂😂

[@EJ-ul5um]

for real! I've had enough of the ongoing no one's good enough for me girls surrounding me!

[@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469]

And all that #2 testing, until he seals the deal with the baby box.

[@jasono2139]

For real... The bathroom with Tent #1 even looked like it had been remodeled in the last 4 years!

[@tomgreene7942]

@@blorbb5398 4 bedroom tent? Hey, that's what my wife bought. Very cozy!

[@rpdeao]

I lived in SoCal, this sketch totally nails reality there! Everything is so good, from the crazy occupations, location names, and even the optimism of the agent. Gotta love the husband’s excitement about all of it and the wife’s reality checks. I always thought House Hunters was ridiculously unrealistic, but this is so spot on for California!

[@michaellorenzen8200]

need a spot for the surfboards dude ! LOL

[@dzizaslofsas]

What is SoCal? Is it a part of PRoC?

[@michaellorenzen8200]

@@dzizaslofsas hahaha just like Cali , brah which IS a city in Columbia

[@dobermanlove4797]

How about the time House Hunters featured “beautiful” beach front property in Port Hueneme? Too bad they didn’t show the real Hueneme.

[@rpdeao]

@@michaellorenzen8200 totally!

[@michaellee9883]

I live in Chico, California. In order to make this video more accurate you need to have a homeless man enter the tent while the young couple is looking at it. Then, the young man with the plaid shirt could yell, “Hey, no tresspassing!”

[@luckyduckwoodcraft5567]

Excuse me, it unhoused individual.

[@SyntheticStuntMan]

also needs to take a dump in the tent while he's in there.

[@michaellee9883]

@@SyntheticStuntMan That is perfect!

[@SyntheticStuntMan]

@@michaellee9883 lol XD

[@tiagozortea]

That would be hilarious, a squatter in their tent 🤣

[@pawelgosc]

Real estate agent purposely omitted how much they will have to pay in property taxes.

[@RealMTBAddict]

Zero

[@mustangracer5124]

I paid $3,700 on a 230k home.. it is likely 6k now

[@RandomRabbit007]

Real Estate taxes arnt actually that crazy in California as long as you hold the property awhile, they can only go up very little each year. NY/Jersey have INSANE property taxes

[@KB-ke3fi]

@@RandomRabbit007 That's why they're moving to Florida.

[@RandomRabbit007]

@@KB-ke3fi As native Californian living in NYC right now (against my will for a couple years more) I see that alot in my profession. They want to avoid the state income tax too, smart for some of my clients (Bankers making $4 Million+ a year) .... Cant wait to get back to all my friends/family in Cali tho, love my home state

[@UnstableYT-u7k]

I like how these homes have a pharmacy on every side.

[@jefferydraper4019]

For all your self-medication needs.😀

[@UnstableYT-u7k]

@@jefferydraper4019 and it’s 24hrs

[@jefferydraper4019]

@@UnstableYT-u7k Better than Walgreens...well...except for what is added to the medication...the lack of cleanliness in creating the medication...the pharmacist license... But hey...its Cali, who cares??

[@jakegarrett8109]

@@jefferydraper4019 Licenses don't make it safe -someone that doesn't work for Phi-zar.

[@MrCovi2955]

And since California doesn't arrest people for "petty theft," it basically means that the house comes with free medication!

[@TheNewsInASL]

I *despise* those idiotic real estate reality shows, but this was absolutely amazing! Babylon Bee should make this its next series, complete with the "renovations" to the chosen tents.

[@mightymoose6793]

drive me nuts too - they are beyond fake

[@libertytree3209]

Doesn't it make you crazy when these people walk into beautiful homes and say, "Ick, this entire kitchen/bathroom/patio HAS to be torn out, it's disgusting!"

[@cstickles]

Or a series of all the Cities that have been ruined by certain agendas. Thanks for the reminder that I do not not have MLB or Denzel money and as cool as we are that he probably is not going to spot me. Thinking that a Lifetime, Equinox or Cedars-Sinai Tent slot will be my safest bet this go around.

[@kristinazubic9669]

@@libertytree3209 I think those shows are scripted.

[@bshingledecker]

where everyones budget is 1 million dollars

[@Copat87]

Dude was down for all of them! What a positive outlook he has.

[@jimhanty8149]

That’s how guys think…positively…

[@live4god30]

That’s pretty common for guys

[@SamehKhan]

Such a California dude

[@mr.e7022]

We were out in Silicon Valley working with a startup many years ago. There was a full page add in the Mercury News I still remember. It had a couple sitting on the front stairs of a cottage. The caption was "I always wanted a million dollar home, I just expected more than a thousand square feet"

[@moozillamoo2109]

1000 sq ft for one million? That's a steal!

[@ytty5183]

Location, location, location. 🏠

[@TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown]

​@@moozillamoo2109 That's about right for the gay bay. My dad and uncle sold my grandfather's rent home in the bay area (he passed 2 years ago and my grand parents bought it in the 80's for around 70k) for 800k and it's just under 800 square feet. You literally pa around 1000 dollars a square foot there. It's insane.

[@TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown]

​@@ytty5183 more like the Chinese buying up property and the government crippling the ability to build new homes.

[@mmille10]

I was expecting to read about someone living in a tent in the back yard. There have been real cases of renters doing that in The Valley, or renting 6x3 ft. floor space in someone's house (ie. a place to sleep).

[@ScaryBaldMan]

"He invents new kinds of hot sauce and she's a professional Coachella ticket scalper. Together, they have a budget of $450,000." 🤣😂 Not far off from the real show...

[@samj1185]

Pencil repair technician and professional butterfly catcher...

[@TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown]

That's the gay bay in a nutshell

[@houseofhas9355]

On our next episode he's a professional drag queen book reader, and she is a toothless only fans model. Together they have a budget of $1.2 million. For the Hollywood hills.

[@brandonb417]

LOL. I grew up in the area this is filmed in. I left there a few years ago, sadly, this is just about spot on. I sold my 1800 sqft house in Eastvale for over $550k. The agent told us ours was a great "starter" house. How crazy. I couldn't even afford my own house if I were to repurchase it. So glad I left.

[@p60091]

I don't regret keeping mine. $$$

[@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469]

$200 for the dwelling, $449,800 for reparations. The Cali housing market has a great po-tent-ial.

[@p60091]

@@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 scoop yourself up by your bootstraps and maybe you'll be able to afford it

[@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469]

@@p60091 Nah, I like mine as it is: the toilet in the property, not the opposite.

[@HanTheProphet]

@@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 aim higher than just indoor toilet and scoop yourself up by them bootstraps! thats all it takes to move up

[@sumdoodguy8879]

The Bee has gone from satire to reality without even trying.

[@louiscolborn6715]

The shame is this situation is caused by Washington DC that is a fact and why nothing reasonable is done. The legal system not only thrives on drug addiction and DUI's, they perpetuate the problems for profit instead of care for the mentally ill their put in prison. On and on. You block this and it only proves you are all nothing but criminals too. Big surprise.

[@louiscolborn6715]

You are criminal clowns deleting good text comments or allowing them to be deleted 🖕🖕🖕 very typical. This country is one big con scam of integration clowns. Just a reminder 🖕F you

[@Snithers]

This should be on the official california website as a tourism / citizen guide.

[@emmawagner471]

And Voter's Guide...

[@sabrewolf479]

Getting the bathroom door code to the Starbucks sealed the deal for me. Waterfront Wonderland all the way.

[@some_dude1596]

Plus the river…? 😂

[@juanfo7307]

I don't know the coleman was really killing it

[@universalsoldier2293]

I think #3 would be perfect for an outdoor garden and patio set. Could definitely double the square footage with a second tent.

[@dougearnest7590]

How insensitive you are! Nobody needs TWO tents.

[@transparentglazier]

@@dougearnest7590 That's for the nursery, silly

[@dougearnest7590]

@@transparentglazier - It's white privilege is what it is, and it's wrong wrong wrong!

[@trutherx3440]

nothing beats the cozy crack hood

[@dougearnest7590]

@@trutherx3440 - The baby would certainly benefit from exposure to different cultures.

[@amr8457]

I'm gonna buy them all and live in #3 and rent out the others. Within a year I'll have enough for a shed. Then I can rent out location tent #3 as well. Man, within another year I'll be able to move up to an RV. This is exciting!!!!

[@Lmiller201]

An RV is pretty ambitious. I mean are we talking running motor? Usually it’s a shed.. I mean “tiny home” to van carcass.. I mean “van life” then maybe a burned out rv

[@6316]

you only have trhe budget for one

[@LearnCompositionOnline]

Then you break the contract and get kicked out

[@amr8457]

@@LearnCompositionOnline Not if you didn't sign one

[@gringo3009]

Moved out over a year ago and life has never been better!! Nailed it with the slime ball gov's poster!

[@GrillSergeant]

Same!

[@KB-ke3fi]

Where did you go?

[@SongofallSongs1]

What state did you move to?

[@TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown]

Fucking coward. Idiots like you don't get. Unless we stop people like Newscum this will spread to the rest of the country. It was the nation's trash moving to California the ruin this once great state

[@dglass2008]

I live in California, and I can attest to the accuracy of this report!

[@MooseBme]

!): SERIOUSLY :(!

[@dglass2008]

@@MooseBme yes. 1 bedroom /1 bathroom houses in the middle of nowhere on small lots sell for 150K+ People camp in the middle of sidewalks in major cities, and no one does anything.

[@irok1]

​@@MooseBme ...actually based on true events

[@philcaprino]

@@MooseBme Cant accept it woker

[@noahyetter2707]

Leave Cali, move to a red state and take your money with you. Let the commies drown lmao

[@nicholasstanley8787]

This is the best video I’ve ever watched. I think the only thing missing was how environmentally friendly it all was!

[@rockyroad7345]

Shameful their tent didn't have a solar panel.

[@earlsmith7428]

It is.

[@jeffersonrundell7540]

@@rockyroad7345, But that would use up a natural resource which might make "Mother Earth" cranky. 😉

[@melchezi8818]

Wow your right!

[@_Rockill_]

Right. Can I get a $500 tax credit for living in a home with no energy?

[@Jackladox]

By far one of the best presidential campaign ads that I've ever seen

[@fatbart8551]

I’m in CA, this ain’t too far from reality.

[@Hiraghm]

reality estate?

[@MooseBme]

!): SERIOUSLY :(!

[@Big_Sloppa]

Be optimistic and look for opportunities. Sell tents.

[@KB-ke3fi]

@@MooseBme like, whoa, it's better in the valley man, yeah.

[@High_Caliber]

20 year ago this would be an SNL skit. Today, SNL promotes the policies that make this a reality. Weird times (but great video!).

[@KB-ke3fi]

SNL is a left wing tool of the Democrats.

[@norwegianblue2017]

Last year my sister was trying to buy a house in San Diego. She had a short list of very reasonable/normal requirements and a budget of $1.1 million. She and her husband couldn't find anything and wound up moving to another state.

[@KB-ke3fi]

Was it a red state? I bet it was.

[@franciscodanconia4324]

For $1.1M I could buy 50-100 acres in the Texas Hill Country with a decent sized 2500 sq Ft house on it.

[@PatrickKniesler]

​@@franciscodanconia4324 with that money I could start construction on an entire walkable townhouse neighborhood here in southern PA.

[@norwegianblue2017]

@@KB-ke3fi Washington state.

[@Metal_junk]

With that money I could retire for 10-15 years

[@tukkajumala]

In Finland families with a newborn get a box full of baby essentials from the government. The box includes a foam mattress and a sleeping bag and is actually great as the baby's first bed, being the right size for the little one. So there are real baby-boxes out there!

[@mrmainevent1872]

I want to see how their life unfolds while living in a tent. Just like the California to Texas series, this one must continue. (Excellent Gavin dig at the end)

[@ShadowsOnTheScreen]

But it is complete. They found their dream tent!

[@mrmainevent1872]

@@ShadowsOnTheScreen we seen the Texas cookout in the other series. This one will have tent city cookouts. Who knows what it'll be. Maybe rats on a stick. 😅

[@Robert53area]

​@@mrmainevent1872ratburgers

[@alxreiuuser5717]

We could have tent renovation. Upgrading to bigger tent.

[@Cipher6i8]

As a Californian dying to leave after graduating college, I can confirm this is in fact true.

[@casper_z1259]

Don't be ridiculous. There are plenty more affordable tents just a crack house away.

[@susanscott5060]

$450k here in Texas will buy you a nice house!

[@roymeyer6837]

​@@susanscott5060 very true! Unfortunately though a $450k house will cost you more to "own" here than in a lot of other states, thanks to our property tax rates. Mortgage payments if you include your taxes, on a $450k home here would probably be about the same payment as a $550k home in, say, Tennessee.

[@narrowistheway77]

@@roymeyer6837Tennessee rocks, I’m currently leaving Oregon to head there now, you’re so correct about property taxes there!

[@SorrowAvenue]

Every Californian I have met wanted to leave. Some have went as far as to join the army, just to get a chance to move away from there.

[@beingsons9393]

One of your best pieces!! The agent is fantastic. Well done again BB

[@davefellhoelter1343]

as a Third Gen Californian who purchased my 1st home on OC at 21 yrs old with my own money! "I support this Message!" 100%!!!

[@CiarnaK]

Your real estate agent was terrifyingly accurate. Props to the whole team!

[@Steve-nb9kg]

I like how she is overselling basic features like an actual realtor would do for a regular house.

[@TheMosinCrate]

And for the Atlanta tent edition. "Dianne, I know you mentioned you love song birds, what about this tent?" "Uh... That's a mosquito?"

[@fourlittlebirds6166]

This is actually true. You can’t even get a one bedroom condo on the freeway for that amount. Lived in Southern California my whole life until I was forty. We moved to Tenn three years ago and upsized from three bedrooms two bath 1,400 sq ft -to a five bed, four bath 4,300 sq ft and two acres with a huge deck and a pool.

[@Pavia1525]

Yeah, but does it have “curb appeal” and free number twos?

[@Robert53area]

Yeah great job destroying the housing market in Tennessee. You should have stayed and fixed your own state. This is why nobody likes Californians, destroying everything you'll touch. You'll leave and vote the same same way.destroy housing markets so that we can't afford to live in our own states.

[@bellinghammond]

what part of TN.? I've heard even TN. is turning liberal in places

[@DaleksInc]

@@Pavia1525 SHUT UP ABOUT MY NUMBER TWOS!!!

[@fourlittlebirds6166]

😂it’s in a beautiful neighborhood. And yes. Curb appeal. But no #2’s. I’m feeling let down now. 🤣

[@deb4578]

This should get an award. Too funny. The tent 'names' were so like the House Hunters show. Closing scene nailed it.

[@pradhyudh]

I bursted out laughing while watching this video. Now i am 😢sad when i realised this could be the reality of people 😢. Bee has the skills and balls to make real social issues funny to watch and also make us think harder.

[@markusfreund6961]

In Commieformia and other 3rd world countries, this **is** the reality of people.

[@Tential1]

It's not their reality. It's their forced reality. People in California are pompous and believe living anywhere else is beneath them. Trey view everywhere else as close minded bigots. So they can't leave California. It's a self inflicted problem. Trust me, I've asked so many people who live paycheck to paycheck why they stay when they could have a home in a other state. They would rather live subpar standard of living in California than quote-unquote risk being around people from the Midwest, south, really anywhere that's not California or New York. But they don't want to live in New York becauee they want sunshine. So, California is their only choice.

[@t.dubbya7000]

They're simply getting what they voted for....

[@TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown]

​@@markusfreund6961 he in California we don't consider those "tbings" as people. They are more of a cancer slowly destroying the state and soon the country

[@TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown]

​​@@t.dubbya7000 you think people voted for this? That's cute, do you also believe in Santa. As someone involved in the recall I know for a fact democrats cheat to stay in power. They are constantly changing legislation to prevent their removal from government. Pelosi's nephew is the biggest perpetrator of this.

[@hereticsaint100]

I am perpetually Amazed by how you guys manage to nail the style of these spoof videos, everything from the acting to the music to the filming. Good work.

[@beckyp867]

As someone who lives in coastal CA I will vouch this is not a joke video but real life.

[@kcsthebetterway]

I for one was glad to see they picked the "waterfront"😂

[@Raskolnikov70]

Yep, raw sewage is way better for atmosphere than that nasty porta-potty chemical smell.

[@votpavel]

waterfront

[@KB-ke3fi]

@@votpavel waterfront

[@houseofhas9355]

Are you glad, because you don't have to see them getting beaten for their new tent house outside your window every morning. 😂

[@yourgirlshani]

😂😂

[@tylr3669]

I too own a home. And by own a home, I mean that there is a structure I own on paper, which squatters occupy which the city will not remove. Thanks Gavin :)

[@mmmmmmmmmmm10]

I'm sure in the wildfire capital of USA someone will think of a way to solve both problems in one go

[@4uRicki]

The saddest thing is that most people in California, are too brain dead to do anything about it, and will keep voting for more disaster. Radical libs/dems are the strongest cult in history.

[@JamesRomans116]

We need more of these please. The writing and whole cast is great. Need a beach bargin hunters one. Where people from Tn look at old lifeguard shacks for a vacation spot with inflation.

[@tman46544]

I knew they would pick number 3, the realtor nailed it! 🤩

[@mayhewfisher62]

Waterfront means their Zestimate will be off the charts in a few years.

[@robertthompson3447]

Number three for her number two's 😅

[@g4mmalotus937]

The vote sign at the end was a great touch

[@KB-ke3fi]

and true....Newsom is an idiot

[@robertthompson3447]

I almost didn't click on this one. The ending made it worth it. 😂

[@sluggo2014]

Oh snap!

[@Captiiva]

I think #3 was certainly the smart choice for them. Plenty of sunlight and space for a growing family. Rates are currently high, so they might want to make sure they can refinance down the road though just to be safe. Maybe consider taking out a loan and getting a tarp to help protect their new property. Plenty of options for them. ; )

[@extendedp1]

This was great. The real estate agent actress did an amazing job.

[@PropunKla]

This is hilarious, it was filmed in Upland California. Right down the street from their first tent location, there are small apartments for sale for over 700k.

[@sharonabbott9588]

😳😳😳

[@bwcesq]

I grew up in Rancho Cucamonga and recognized the mountains in the background. It was great growing up there but we moved out nearly 30 years ago. I still love the state of California but the people there now make it totally unlivable.

[@Matt-du1gz]

Spectacularly accurate. Bravo!

[@onemoremisfit]

In my mailbox today I got a realtor postcard flyer with a listing near me for a 5 acre horse property with an over 3000 sq ft, 3.5 car garage gorgeous custom home, a big stable, huge fenced corral, and a massive 66'x 120' indoor riding barn next to the stable for when you want to ride and the weather is bad. Asking price is $699k, and I'm in IL where the market is considered high and people are fleeing.

[@vladraduandrei5227]

bruh wtf

[@surfstarcc1]

All jokes aside that second Coleman tent with the exterior framing is a beast. I've been through some nasty storms in that exact tent

[@echohunter4199]

You made me spit out my drink at the end with Gavin! High 5 to whoever came up with that one!

[@markcab2055]

LOL same here.

[@gadman85]

I just loved how the husband's response was to cheerfully say, "Don't worry. I know a way we can force everyone to live this way!" So freaking typical of Californians, or maybe even democrats in general. Don't learn from your mistakes. Just drag everyone else down to the same horrible level.

[@_Rockill_]

WEF appointee. I don’t know that a Republican has held an office since Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[@davetighe]

And he said he'd be back.

[@daviddewey2107]

And Arnie turned into a fascist like any good RINO. During covid he actually said screw your rights.🤬 Him

[@ellisdee2013]

I'm so glad they went with #3. The waterfront, the starbucks bathroom and the natural light. It was an obvious choice for me. Good for them!! Also BB, you guys are fkin awesome. Excellent video! 🤣

[@redpillaware5101]

I was able to get me a tent in downtown LA for 10 grand. I thought I was getting a bad deal but now I know I'm super fortunate.

[@transparentglazier]

I approached HGTV to sponsor my idea for another home renovation show which I called Tent City Upgrades. Shows would be on topics of replacing the blue tarps with energy efficient silver ones, making rocket stoves from BL cans to maximize their crack pipe burns, and a convenient shelf for their government supplied needles ( that can be sterilized by the rocket stove, after all, who wants to catch some life threatening disease while hitting up?), # years and I haven't heard back, the producers must be very busy

[@paulorchard7960]

Nah, probably just racist!

[@KB-ke3fi]

wait till they pass the reparation farce on Cali....

[@ashley1358]

They should do a Denver or Seattle version of this tent hunting. Really it’s sad more than anything what is occurring. People can write comments but it’s really heartbreaking to walk in the woods and find childrens toys because there is no room for them in the shelters nor is there actual things being done just discussions and disappearing money

[@HavianEla]

It’s because homelessness turned into a bit of a racket for politicians and Non-Profit Organizations. They’re paid to deal with the problem, and sometimes make damn good money. If that’s the case - they’re going to be incentivized to keep around a homeless population to line their pockets.

[@bipinnambiar]

Does no one know what a non profit is?

[@jayrum7303]

@@bipinnambiarwhat is it?

[@bipinnambiar]

@@jayrum7303 well, it isn't a non profit, if they make a profit. So it isn't a non profit. That's a company.

[@FaramaraFae]

@@jayrum7303 A corporation that does not earn a profit. Which in reality means that whatever money they get they will use. Usually for the people running it~

[@Thegoodguy2004]

The BB is the best source for breaking news alway first with the news i need.

[@bobjordan8283]

It's getting harder and harder to tell reality from Satire!! Well done BB!!👏

[@sonictelephone1526]

I wish Rachel the best of luck in finding the perfect tent for making great number 2s 😊

[@act.13.41]

She can snatch a five gallon bucket from the nearby construction site.

[@transparentglazier]

Customized 5 gallon pails with rainbow colors would also be an option and of course, a ski mask to pull over your eyes so you can't see if someone is watching

[@cyohe8643]

Don't forget the pool noodle for a cushie for your tushie.

[@ducquessa4618]

@@transparentglazier 🤣🤭🤣

[@trap7196]

How offensive! In California, tents identify as custom family homes. I'm done!!!!

[@RomanPeacock21]

I was really feeling tent 3 too. I'm glad they went with that one

[@sqwerlgirl1332]

"Shopping Cart Hunter" another new series with more budget friendly options, for those active Californians on the go. They feature portability along with mobility, a definite winning combo.

[@gregorydahl]

And you get tk oretend you are a jawa sand crawler

[@Mr.TrouDeCul]

That made me laugh so hard until the ending holy s*** that was too true.

[@luigivincenz3843]

I wanted to live in Beverly Hills one time. Until a 500 tent people beat me to that dream. Close to Rodeo Drive too! Truly living the American Dream. Thank you Gavin Newsom and Mayor Bass. .

[@junicohen7918]

Thank you election fraud

[@russ549]

Very realistic! Only one thing is nationwide rather than a California thing and thats making sure the real-estate agent is portrayed like a star.

[@mrs.manrique7411]

That waterfront property near the Starbucks was actually a great location. Looked like Mt. Baldy was on the horizon. The small amount of water year around cuts down on the mosquitos. However, the apparent lack of other homeless people there tells me that the cops might clean up too often for one’s comfort. 👎

[@modelrailpreservation]

I've been saying lately that there is no good satire because the world is already more screwed up than any satire could make it. You guys are proving me wrong, and I love it!

[@Highlander.7]

This is not satire

[@Vato-Psyko-Loko]

what's pathetic is I'm from San Francisco and the whole Bay Area is like this. Thanks, Newsom!!!

[@laurieherlickman1434]

Perfect! Gavin pic was the cherry on top of the tent!

[@Hiraghm]

the Gavin pic was the point of the whole thing.

[@TheMoEdmond]

Oh that was just priceless! That's definitely the state of the California housing market! You did a great job of satirizing the situation and I loved the surprise ending!

[@AA-gu4mw]

Brilliant way to bring awareness to the danger that lies ahead if Newsome runs and wins. This needs to go viral.

[@KB-ke3fi]

Newsom is s socialist

[@deanmuhl7417]

Lies ahead? It's happening right now!

[@AA-gu4mw]

@@deanmuhl7417 In California sure, but I’m talking about the rest of the US.

[@kimichan5]

God help our country is if he wins

[@h.mandelene3279]

1:40 Ooooo!!! It's a Coleman tent - that's like the Mercedes of tents!!!! WAY better than the Walmart tent.....

[@RealYoutube33]

Home Depot tent.

[@jt8isgr870]

What's the Walmart tent? Asking for a friend 😂

[@briansransom]

I have a nephew who sold houses in California for the last several years. Recently, he moved to Florida. He didn’t give a reason for the move, he just up and went.

[@BusyBodyVisa]

"he invents new kinds of hot sauce while she's a professional Coachella ticket scalper" that had me rolling!

[@DN-mo9sh]

Wow this is really in-tents. Cali living is so sweet!

[@a.b516]

Absolutely hilarious. Babylon Bee has some of the best satire videos on youtube. I love it. Keep it coming BB.

[@eugene9852]

I like how optimistic he is. So accurate. There's always the fussy one who complains about every little detail. 😂

[@kimberlymoore7859]

This is way too accurate... My family recently moved from Orange County to Oklahoma and it was the best decision ever! We were able to sell our tiny, super outdated house and buy a 2 acre lot with two houses 😂

[@trajhenkhet02]

Congrats. I'm off to Idaho. For a brief moment I thought you were going to say you sold your tent.

[@terywetherlow7970]

Yeah.....New Mexico should have cheap homes. Oddly Lawyers put Offices in all Downtown cute Craftsman homes. Any left,start at $300,000.00 madness.

[@zachcd390119]

Congrats. A lot of people have been doing the same thing. Problem is, now I can't afford to buy a half decent house in Oklahoma.

[@Robert53area]

I bet you'll paid cash to destroying the housing market in the area for all the people in Oklahoma, I wish Californians didn't move, stay and fix your own state.

[@scrappylikemetal]

@@zachcd390119 Go to North Dakota. You'll probably get a house for free.

[@algernoncalydon3430]

Knew a kid who had the nickname, "boxbaby." His parents said that's just what they naturally called him since they were on welfare and hadn't got that extra money for another child, so Boxbaby had a cardboard box for a cradle.

[@adamyenser]

Another Bee prophecy fulfilled.

[@franciscodanconia4324]

You used to keep babies in wardrobe drawers. But I guess there’s no space for one of those in a 4 man Coleman.

[@mesamom62]

The cardboard box is probably the safest crib on the market!

[@daviddewey2107]

I fled the LA 3 years ago. Whatever the opposite of nostalgia is is what I'm feeling right now. I'm living off grid so it starts out like a homeless person but I'm on five acres of my own property. Beautiful green woods, my chickens and dogs, and neighbors I can only hear in the distance. For less than a tenth of what their "budget" was.

[@artrayus3]

Finally, a skit I can get my wife to watch and she genuinely laughed out loud even!

[@EricPS]

I laughed so hard when he put down the sign, "Gavin For President". That really is a surefire way to get everyone to live in a tent. And I used to think camping was something you did on a vacation. Not a way of life. Shame on me!

[@cooperyoung1928]

Camping, as a way of life, is only illegal if you do it in the woods... need a permit for that....

[@dragonmartijn]

Indians did it, we will do it too.

[@deanspeer1]

Love these realty based programs.

[@bigtex4058]

The shelter from sun and rain provided by the freeway is a big plus.

[@markpeavy4005]

I liked them all! My son lives in San Francisco so we're looking for a "tent" out there to be near our grandson (and our son, of course) Don't worry, we have years of experience with camping as a family so selling our 6000 sq. ft. house in Alabama, our BMW and Merc. is no big deal. However, leaving our golden retriever behind and our 60 years of "wealth" will be tough but worth it just to be living in California! Thanks so much for helping us make our decision!

[@felixvelez6393]

They should follow up this series with a home renovation show where the couple wants to add a water slide to their waterfront property

[@wdtaut5650]

And spend the rest of their lives trying to get permits.

[@italia689]

Or where they just put a patch over a hole in the tent.

[@admseraph]

Or another tent, to use as a garage to park their shopping cart.

[@sparkytuttle2966]

This was a beautiful documentary. To pile on other documentary suggestions...you might show Californians trying to leave the state, have a series of checkpoints all in order to keep the tax flow money. However, at the Southern border you could show how easy it is to come here. Government types could be offering milk and cookies.

[@KB-ke3fi]

I-10 east is gonna have to be repaved in 5 years

[@ktm25253]

I can't remember seeing a better satire video ever from the acting to the scripting and including the excellent production. I particularly liked the agent pointing out the lux bathroom at the first tent.

[@jmrdrgz]

I was hoping for a more country setting, but definitely the waterfall wonderland is my pick.

[@caryhocker]

I bust out laughing at that awesome surprise ending. This is a classic. Brilliant!

[@Dan-440]

I was all over California back in '93 and it was still a great place. So was Seattle. So was Portland.

[@KB-ke3fi]

I lived in 7 different cities in California in the 60's when I was about 10 years old, and my dad said he hopes they never vote Democrat because it will ruin paradise. He was right.

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

Key word: was. I lived in Portland from 2005-2008 and it was such a wonderful place to live. All of my best memories were from there. I moved back in 2017 and I was only there for a month. It was completely ruined.

[@Cec9e13]

I remember walking with my dad and my aunt (his sister) from San Bruno, around our small Illinois hometown, and pointing out how many houses she could buy for the cost of her yearly property taxes. Really hoping they move here.....

[@dougearnest7590]

I'd like to see if you have anything in the abandoned Youhaul lot.

[@TheRealJimW]

A box you keep a baby in... duh! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rickreese5794]

Works in Messco 😂

[@KB-ke3fi]

@@rickreese5794 yeah....we've seen it here lately.