Californians Move to Texas | Episode 4: The Gun Range

Steve and Timpani's marriage is put to the test as the ex-Californians come up against their biggest Texan challenge yet: a gun range!
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[@TheBabylonBee]

What firearms should Steve and Timpani try out next time?

[@megaotstoy]

AK

[@fakegun7728]

Mp-5

[@GrandPrix46]

Hog hunting from a helicopter.

[@Paulster2]

Heh ... How about a Desert Eagle .50AE?

[@claudechase1648]

Steve should go with a shot gun !

[@flatcat6676]

I actually saw this happen in real life. One of my buddies had a girlfriend who was convinced that she hated guns. So, we took her out to an outdoor range, and by the time we left she was not only shooting pretty tight groups, but was begging her boy to take her shopping for her first pistol. It was a good day for the 2A.

[@reliantncc1864]

I've also seen a guy shoot someone else's target. At a military qualification shoot. Oops.

[@silverdude3864]

Great story. 👏👏👏👏

[@DangerVA]

@@reliantncc1864 Yikes

[@anondabomb]

Maybe we should take these loons to gun ranges to get them used to peaceful gun culture.

[@alexshtyn6336]

It's actually a pretty fun thing to do as a couple. for an average sized man we have quite a few options to defend ourselves! my wife carries just in case . It's a bit primitive but it eases my heart a little watching my little girl drill a target with a 22.

[@RedMcCarl]

I wish this was an actual 30 minute TV show I love it

[@robprice8509]

The Daily Wire needs to team up with The Bee and produce a season of this; lol.

[@stephenmcintyre9100]

@@robprice8509 the bee is doing perfectly on its own

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Ain't it?

[@fictiontheorizer1991]

It's better than any modern television I've ever seen.

[@Zelda4U]

@@robprice8509 Not the Daily Wire. He's just to creepy. The Blaze should do that!! @TheBlaze

[@timkramer9296]

“Make sure it’s loaded, which we now refer to as the Alec Baldwin rule”☠️☠️😂these are hilarious

[@Think_For_Yourself_]

2nd amendments. Criminals don't care about following the law or the rules. They scoff at the laws and rules. Criminals cheat, steal, and kill. All citizens train and arm yourselves because their is a bad person in every corner!

[@abbbbbbb4482]

You might want to edit. The Alec Baldwin rule is: Assume it is always loaded. That has been the gun safety rule #1 forever the label is new and great.

[@thefunniestfarm4731]

Did you see the Hunter Biden rule next to it? Know where your firearm is at all times.

[@abbbbbbb4482]

@@thefunniestfarm4731 Yup

[@CrizzyEyes]

And the Hunter Biden rule in the background was a good detail

[@CNubel]

My friend Don and I used to do; "Take a liberal to the range" about once a month. It's actually like this. They all start off by saying how much they hate guns, and then have the time of their lives.

[@BrettonFerguson]

"Is that a 30 round clip?" "No it's an 8 bullet round." "Oh okay." 🤣😂🤣

[@samayvyateet]

You sir are a Social Worker ❤

[@arghyachatterjee3008]

I know plenty of liberals who like shooting and have a good collection. Only they don't refer their firearms as their babies.

[@christinebonner2210]

Make a game of it? See how many you can take &/or what you can get them to shoot.

[@AverageAngler512]

they only hate guns cause they are told to

[@SpaceDreamer9000]

Steve is gradually becoming a proud Texan Edit: Glad to see Timpani starting to come around as well

[@WarlordShogun]

I think she's always been into guns and she's starting to regress/fall off the liberal wagon.

[@potcrak1]

I see a showdown coming, Tif will shoot and Steve will eat Bar-B-Que.

[@DanielDracohun]

Her conditioning wearing off...

[@losebjughashvili8465]

So….none…nobody on this feed….is watching the same video? Your not seeing this? THIS is what gives us a bad name. THIS is fuel for the anti gun nuts. See it yet?

[@WarlordShogun]

@@losebjughashvili8465 it's comedy, lighten up Francis.

[@remingtonsteel585]

I really hope the series leads to Steve and Tampani coming full circle and *returning* to California (if only to visit relatives), mainly because I really want to hear Timpani say, "Bless your heart." to somebody. 😁

[@Fridelain]

A great idea for a series finale. Babylon Bee take notes.

[@thomasthomas2418]

LOL!

[@redphantom11]

@@Fridelain a series finale? That would mean it's ending. How about a season finally?

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

Me too. Dag nab it.

[@bivouaqc]

That’s a great idea!

[@sapatomaluco]

This show deserves a spin-off introducing another couple from NY going to FL and later on the four of them accidentally meet in a theme park in their "converted" versions to mock CA and NY as if they never were that way.

[@benmabry2280]

I can totally get behind that. I'll even pitch another idea. What if there was a couple who came from Chicago and moved to a place like the swamps of Mississippi or even to Tennessee or something. I can image a black couple from Chicago moving down south to live near their family. You know how we all have those members in our family who keep at arms length because they are crazy? Well thats kind of the same concept/idea here too.

[@graysmith1233]

That sounds amazing

[@Dianasaur78]

Brilliant!

[@abawitx]

Absolutely!!!

[@stuntgimp849]

W florida

[@TheInfinityzeN]

Man this one hits close to home with her reaction. I actually married a girl who was born and raised in California, then ended up working in New York for years. Had never been around guns and I had a bunch so wanted her comfortable with them. So took her to the range and "made" her shoot every gun I owned. That was an expensive day for ammo and now several of my guns are "hers".

[@LordTrashcanRulez]

Actual chad

[@supermaximglitchy1]

the biggest addicts aren’t those who lived around it but those who started late with it

[@wowbagger3505]

@@ting4758Won, no doubt about it!

[@tommoore2012]

"Now several of my guns are 'hers'". A loss worth losing my friend.

[@JAMessinaJr]

You married her. Everything is hers :- )

[@johnwood551]

“She’s from Austin” I about laughed myself out of my chair. These are so good. Y’all are great !

[@asciiavatar]

I live in Austin, and when I heard that I almost spit my drink and started choking.

[@captnwinkle]

Damn hippies

[@EJJohnson-cj4qn]

Same here. Definitely my favorite line.

[@penismightier9278]

"Ah yeah, that makes sense."

[@cluelessbeekeeping1322]

I live in Austin, they're not kidding.

[@Norbingel]

The way that guy warned Steve to dial it down so Timpani wouldn't react worse was a bro moment that elicited more emotion in me than the entire Rings of Power series.

[@NinjaFlibble]

unless the emotion you're talking about is rage 😆

[@dogworldonline1189]

Californians Move to Texas > Rings of Power

[@victorcode2075]

So... more than zero? 😄

[@dan-lr4zm]

You actually watched that abomination?

[@markusfreund6961]

Spot on -- but then that's a veeery low bar to clear 🍻

[@john066]

Better than 99% of the stuff on TV. This should be a full fledged sitcom

[@bugwar5545]

Nope. Be better as a documentary.

[@cscates3598]

I totally agree.

[@hiddleicious7962]

I'd binge watch it in a heartbeat 💓

[@orange_cat]

It already is a full fledged sitcom. Tyler Zed has similar humor too and he says good things about the Bee.

[@heathb4319]

Last Man Standing was pretty good in the early seasons. But that really was one of the last good shows.

[@timothywilliams1359]

"Texafication" would be a PERFECT show. I would pay to watch a feature series about this couple. Imagine them getting work in Texas, and then their friends and family following them to Texas... OMG, there are just so many possibilities.

[@nhtom8]

Kind of like "Green Acres" or "Beverly Hillbillies" only different.

[@C.O._Jones]

No. We don’t want to encourage them.

[@C.O._Jones]

@@nhtom8 Inbred much?

[@DreamingDarlin]

@@C.O._Jones "Green Acres" and "Beverly Hillbillies" were wonderful shows! They showed how despite being different they could still be polite. And no inbreeding.

[@C.O._Jones]

@@DreamingDarlin Why are you telling me this?

[@greengorilla3000]

The husband cracks me up so much. I’m glad to see the wife is being won over in this episode. 😁

[@GrassPossum]

Does Alec Baldwin's excitement for guns make him coming around too?

[@NMemone]

The last episode had me rooting for Steve. This one has me rooting for Timpani. Let's hope these crazy kids make it after all

[@BatalionHunter]

poor steve he has a bad case of stormtrooper aim

[@jennifergidden9884]

@@BatalionHunter maybe he should remove his glasses.

[@thekingsdaughter6842]

@@jennifergidden9884 I shot better without my glasses, back before the flood when we lost all our guns... uh, both our guns... uh, the 2 of us lost 1 gun each in the flood.... recent flood... oh, never mind. I agree he should remove his glasses!

[@BlessingRose]

“She’s in Austin.” The muttered, “That makes sense” took me out 😂💀

[@user-ne9wp8ve5u]

Same here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@litigioussociety4249]

I don't know much about Texas. Is Austin one of the more liberal cities?

[@user-ne9wp8ve5u]

@@litigioussociety4249 yes

[@CaptainSeamus]

@@litigioussociety4249 Yes. Yes it is.

[@Jesse-ch4iu]

@@litigioussociety4249 Basically a bunch of liberals migrated from their crappy state to Austin just to vote for the same crappy laws.

[@Cjwhite4517]

As a native Texas, born in Dallas, I love how accurate these portray Texans and the Californians moving here. Please keep the series going.

[@nocturnalmadness9517]

I have been wondering how the folks from CA have been handling the transition.

[@p_campbell]

@@nocturnalmadness9517 Some not very well, but some have done a full conversion

[@nelsonmcatee3721]

My brother moved to Texas originally from Illinois by way of San Jose California and I don't think he ever made the transition. Only transition us true Southern Illinosians need is to get a Texas accent.

[@cesarramirez2935]

As someone from California not drinking the cool aid -might be making move after my kids finish highschool.. Newsom's damn fool and don't know how he became our governor.. but not sure how much longer I can stay in Cali with all the BS laws being pushed.

[@5-Volt]

I thought they all just went to Austin?

[@kaelell4697]

Better character development than most shows

[@kayinbecker7101]

The moment he said the Alec Baldwin rule, I couldn’t breathe from laughing that hard. This video was great.

[@eaglerider1826]

Did you notice the Hunter Biden rule , lol

[@ARPine-bt9uo]

How about that Hunter Biden rule? 😄

[@jamesbizs]

@@eaglerider1826 I mean, hunter Biden rule should be “never touch a gun, because that’s illegal for you”

[@hiddleicious7962]

I see what they did there 😏

[@salineaddict9850]

@@eaglerider1826 I just went back to find it😂

[@MrSedrack]

These two have more character development than anyone in the Rings of Power

[@lclyd]

You have not seen what I have seen

[@MrSGL21]

or she-hulk

[@TokyoCraftsman]

True, but that’s a pretty low bar…

[@sewpungyow5154]

I thought she was just a closetted gun nut

[@MichaelDeBusk]

The girl in the "Blurred Lines" video had more character development than anyone in The Rings of Power.

[@chrismiller100]

I can totally relate to this video. My wife was born and raised in San Jose, CA in an anti-gun household. I grew up around guns but didn't own any at the time we got married. A few years later I started betting back into hunting. She wasn't thrilled about having a gun in the house, but she learned to adjust. I took her to several shooting ranges - indoor pistol, outdoor rifle, & sporting clays. She fell in love with it all. Around the time of our 10th anniversary, I found a great deal on a used Ruger Redhawk 44mag revolver. I brought it home, and she immediately claimed it as hers and called it her anniversary gift. She still lets me use it on occasion.

[@JacopoSkydweller]

Worth every penny I'm sure. I'm working on bringing my wife into the fold, she's less anti gun than she was when we got married, I've convinced her to go shooting with me next week.

[@isaiarossoni8760]

"Happy wife, happy life!"

[@chrismiller100]

@Big Dick Black Thanks, but I'm not in the city anymore. I live in a very small town in the Sierra foothills near Yosemite. We moved away from the Bay Area back in 2015. Got tired of the city life. There's little to no violence up here except for the occasional road rager from Fresno. Up here in the hills, the only areas that deal with things like break-ins are the larger communities where shooting/hunting is illegal - where criminals know they are less likely to be met with armed resistance.

[@patrickarlaud4677]

You the MAN!!!!

[@darylking265]

🤣 too funny.

[@chrisf7639]

the nod to gangster shooting killed me. I LOVE the husband's reaction when he knows he has to play it cool, then knows he is going to get to shoot.

[@nerysghemor5781]

Wow! Never thought I’d see Timpani start to come around! But I guess it’s her first time being recognized for being good at something instead of just a participation award. 😂

[@davidhfranz]

This should come as a surprise to no one. "Range conversion" happens far more with women than with men, especially with feminists.

[@Fridelain]

I think it's a refference to a video a while back where they took a bunch of leftists anti gun sorts to the range and they all had a blast.

[@nerysghemor5781]

@@davidhfranz It does kind of make sense now that you mention that. The 2nd Amendment is a very feminist thing, in the older sense of the word. Worried about “rape culture”? Constitutional carry is your best friend in that case. 👍

[@bfallingstar]

That’s a really good point. I always like to see people react to being recognized for actually excelling. “Participation Trophies” are just a way of belittling their accomplishments.

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

Let's hope 'Timpani' is on a... roll.😁

[@BrotherHood-xh9sg]

This is amazing. The fact the wife is now finding Texan things to enjoy was a nice subversion.

[@ddoherty5956]

They went to the marriage counselor because Steve's been firing blanks for years not just at the range 🤣🤣🤣

[@artsyvids2563]

wait is it i thought it was pretty obvious thats what they were gonna do

[@BrotherHood-xh9sg]

@@artsyvids2563 I didn't see it coming before playing the video. Since before this only the husband showed a change in character. Or growing some. So yeah, it wasn't obvious to me.

[@gdiaz8827]

@@ddoherty5956 give the brother a break he was stuck in California where they dont have real bbq

[@ddoherty5956]

@@gdiaz8827 That's right my man veganism is only good if you want to eat nuts.🤣🤣🤣

[@MThrow]

This series is SO awesome. I love how the husband wants SO bad to "switch sides" but is too scared of his wife to make the move. And what takes the cake, is that Timpani is a natural and now wants to buy an AR. Lol.

[@chefbillybaroo2056]

I said from the very first episode this needs to be on TV it needs to be half hour sitcom i’m telling you the Nielsen ratings would go crazy fill in a couple voids introduced some more characters mother-in-law father-in-law on both sides couple families from Texas and employment for the two of them and you have a hit show!

[@ChandlerJuliet]

🤣🔫 so grateful for your support!

[@Airselm88]

It took me awhile to stop nearly choking to death from laughter after the Alec Baldwin rule, thank you Babylon Bee for blowing Comedy Central out of the water.

[@Mike-ul1xn]

You really got to appreciate the neighbors' level of commitment to bringing this couple to sanity and freeing the husband to be his true self.

[@spikespa5208]

And doing it with mostly straight faces.

[@nerysghemor5781]

Even Timpani may be coming around…

[@ElleMakesAHome]

They’re true Christians doing God’s work.

[@MR-nl8xr]

But does this fictional commitment have any reality in Texas🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@Bullzeye1000yds]

@@MR-nl8xr Sure it does, neighbor. I've done it myself. My wife and I took a couple of young Californians to our favorite steakhouse, and the shooting range. They're both getting a li'l bit of an accent too.

[@safespacebear]

I'm more invested in this couple than most series I see these days. Glad our girl got to level up in this one

[@talinra3160]

Yup!

[@michaelcorleone2794]

She’s mine Bruce slow down aight

[@Hermanubis1]

Playing a black man as a husband of a white woman is disgusting and should never be done even for satire. This channel is promoting race mixing. Vomit.

[@tiggergolah]

I wish Netflix or Hulu carried a show like this. This is awesome!

[@commentfreely5443]

why don't stunt guns just have solid barrels except the last inch which the camera can see? no more brandon lee, alec baldwin.

[@c0dakw0lfgaang48]

The Alec Baldwin rule 🤣🤣🤣 Please dont stop this series guys.

[@davidbakin1953]

And the Hunter Biden rule in the background ... 👍👍

[@articlevftw8920]

Ya, that was a wonderfully savage burn. I'm going to suggest that my favorite gun range adopt that name for that rule.

[@JonMI6]

Did you miss “The Hunter Biden Rule” at 1:52?

[@jgep3723]

Need to add the Joe Biden rule...Always know what your shooting at and beyond...you know, instead of shooting your shotgun through the door!

[@benyankee7674]

@@JonMI6 you can't see the rule. At 2:14 the sign is in the background again and you can see what the rule is

[@kal-el1939]

This is so good! Babylon Bee gotta turn this into a full on sitcom.

[@RealMrYouTube]

“No. That’s an 8 bullet round. “ I about died on that one.

[@orange_cat]

Nah I think it was a 30-magazine hollow-ciip thingy.

[@reb1050]

You do realize that Biden actually said "...no more than eight bullets in a round" during one of his most recent interviews.

[@scorptarget]

😂😂

[@mikeoxlong3676]

@@reb1050 Biden's an idiot and water is wet.

[@CaptainSeamus]

Both - "She's in Austin" "that makes sense..." I laughed WAY too hard at that! Ya'll just nailed it! Again! Thanks!

[@jimarcher5255]

“Texification”, should be required in Austin for longtime residents and newcomers alike.

[@jennifermolina4396]

“We call this the Alec Baldwin rule”!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 I love this series. Guess this was their marriage counseling session!

[@shadowofhawk55]

I just saw that. Fucking great.

[@chickadeecentral]

that was great lol

[@samuelcalkin3516]

Did you notice the sign in the background for the Hunter Biden rule.

[@chrisdavis7533]

Literal shots fired heh

[@McMeatBag]

Every range needs that sign

[@theresakidd]

That’s how it works in my experience. My mother hated guns for the longest time, but when my parents went to get their CC permits when we still needed them in Kentucky, she was a better shot than my dad.

[@blakeloper2285]

"we don't do that here." The hand gesture to level out the hand gun was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@dboy6400]

And a safety thing.

[@SilvaDreams]

Now they just need to work on his proper gun handling and how to use the sights and he might actually hit something. His wife on the other hand... She's a natural and this might just break her in a good way.

[@BG-mh6pc]

Steve’s character arc is getting better and better. How many episodes before he’s 100% based? Lol

[@ChazWalkerWonders]

Him? 😀

[@korinogaro]

I think he is pretty much there already, ust hiding it from her.

[@SuperUnemployable]

1:04 LOL

[@stuffandwhatnot4401]

They should have let him get one hit though.

[@josesmith9179]

He's "converted".

[@ryuunorite]

This series is becoming my favorite thing the Bee does.

[@williamfox1146]

Yep.

[@windbag1980]

And perhaps the best thing on KZbin...

[@Bill_Hartnett]

Seconded!

[@DadsCigaretteRun]

This is absolutely amazing!

[@petermadany2779]

Even better than sizzler facts, but perhaps not quite as good as asking Calvinist or Arminian?😂

[@bigtex4058]

Even Piers Morgan had a smile on his face after playing with Ted Nugent's guns.

[@greyman1k]

Priceless!!! Even Timpani is gettin' into the groove. Great little sneak attack on Austin.

[@mics1417]

So, would you say that (or know if) the writers are Texan, because that statement was 100% accurate?

[@mics1417]

@Christian Rafiki Perez Kong keep it real brotha. We're 'neighbors' btw. Pasadena.

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

True. A woke blotch on Texas.

[@justaserbiandoomer497]

I love how Steve instantly went for the gangster side shooting. 😂

[@terencejay8845]

Bullets come out cooler when you do that. Makes the gun last longer.

[@randlebrowne2048]

To be fair, most Californians' only knowledge of guns comes from Hollywood!

[@TheWutangclan1995]

@Jason Bourne get a couple of them and you got some ninja stars. Just make sure they’re empty.

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

If you wave it around correctly, bullets can turn corners, too... like 'english' on a cue ball.

[@jhutch1470]

He had some awesome looking Yeetification going on.

[@blowinshtup6553]

we’re rooting for you, Steve! 😂

[@Think_For_Yourself_]

2nd amendments. Criminals don't care about following the law or the rules. They scoff at the laws and rules. Criminals cheat, steal, and kill. All citizens train and arm yourselves because their is a bad person in every corner!

[@DeadricSummoner]

I lean left, this has been one of the best web series I’ve found on KZbin 😭

[@jamesr2888]

There's still hope for ya. ;)

[@crossfirehurricane2285]

I'll pray for you.

[@gonzo1168]

It's okay, buddy. We're here for you. Just let The Babylon Bee gently guide you into the wonderful realization that leaning right doesn't mean we don't love freedom...we just love having the freedom to protect our freedom more than we care to please or pacify people that may have been miseducated. Remember: with guns, we're citizens -- without them, we're subjects

[@depressedphilosopherbitch7581]

Same, lowkey. 😂😂

[@MGTexan47USA]

We are bringing Steve to our side 1 step at a time. It all started with a good ol' grill party.

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, after all.

[@RockSmithStudio]

@@ThinWhiteAxe Amen

[@dougshaw9701]

Ribs???

[@bare_bear_hands]

Nah, it did start with the politeness of a neighbor giving them the welcome.

[@shirairyugrandmaster92]

Yeah It’s Cool PS: That’s Chile’s Flag

[@ryanhamstra49]

I just about drove into a ditch laughing at the “Alec Baldwin rule” 😂 Edit: yes, I was obviously listening and not watching while driving…. Thanks 👍

[@NovaStorm711]

Were you watching this while you're driving? Yikes!

[@velzun8075]

@@NovaStorm711 Truly...

[@PaladinVII]

I'm calling it the Alec Baldwin Rule from now on when referring to ensuring the firearm is treated as loaded! 🤣

[@thejakalsden]

I don't wanna sound like some lefty but for your safety (not to mention random CHILDREN in other cars) don't watch videos while driving, I can't believe this has to be said...

[@SaltyAndSassy]

@@thejakalsden in fairness, I quite often listen to videos while driving.

[@NoiGS]

Man, the husband is hell out of an actor, love it. So hilarious when he is excited

[@Rekhan4242]

His excitement to start shooting was great! Honestly it's just perfect!

[@seriously1184]

Yeah I agree

[@descent815]

I could literally watch a 30 minute show on TV and I hate network TV and I would watch this. This is great.

[@aetherwise2159]

This is currently the show I get most excited about when I see a new episode drop. It is readily beating out anything on the streaming services we actually pay for 😂 Please keep making this gold.

[@stephj9378]

GOLD!

[@jonwander1186]

I can confirm that 'range conversion' is a real and not even uncommon phenomenon.

[@abbbbbbb4482]

Yup I have seen it also.

[@beminsterify]

My SO had never shot a gun before. She now has several that she gets territorial about if I try to take them to the range without her.

[@deckert618]

Same here

[@scottgaree7667]

Who doesn't like the high speed transport of dense cargo?

[@jhutch1470]

@@scottgaree7667 Some women like to take my time if you know what I mean. Wink wink.

[@rappodon]

This show is brilliant! Thank you for your hard work. Greetings from Germany!

[@erinstanger416]

I like the unexpected twist that Timpani is the one that fell in love with the guns. It actually makes her just a little bit less annoying. 😂

[@aliassmithandjones9453]

unlike most liberals there may be hope for her :)

[@ChandlerJuliet]

Thanks I think 🤣🔫❤️

[@robertkrpoun1777]

Y'all are killing it with this series. The Austin dig was pure gold!

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

On target.

[@haroldbrown1205]

I'd almost got my breath back after hearing "She's from Austin", and then you sprung "The Alec Baldwin Rule" on me. Almost didn't recover. Great work 'B'.

[@jherrera8530]

These videos actually make me wanna move to Texas!! It's a good ad video to promote tourism in Texas!!

[@Crazychickenlady448]

My family has been asking for years.....I'm wearing down

[@gonzo1168]

As a Texan, welcome and yes, the series is actually a hilariously accurate depiction of most Texans 😃

[@paulc6471]

“You found a marriage councilor in Texas that uses the word Texification?” “She’s from Austin.” This makes absolute sense

[@cscates3598]

Austin is this big black hole in the middle of the greatest country (Texas) on earth with only a force field separating the Republican Governor from certain disaster.

[@jayniesgottagun]

@@cscates3598 Has Austin always been like that? SRV was my favorite until he passed in 1990. Just curious.

[@dawnfire82]

@@jayniesgottagun Austin's was a bit weird, but it wasn't until the Great Plague of Locusts (Californians) started swarming in about 15 years ago that it went completely f'ing nuts. I was there in 2002, went off with the Army, came back in 2008 and you could already see it happening; the locals talked about it openly. Now it's just a colony. Ironic that the oh-so-holy leftist Californians, who hate colonialism and the destruction of native cultures, are openly, proudly, and deliberately engaging in it now in Texas.

[@roberthahn3710]

Austin IS NOT TEXAS, it’s commiefornia south.

[@nomdeguerre7265]

Having lived in Austin I had to laugh. Absolutely in the ten ring, so to speak.

[@adamlury6443]

So much character development this is literally better than most tv shows

[@jmillshobbies6344]

It blows my mind how well done it is, the brass shower was awesome.

[@kitsunelee007]

Seriously! This is a pure comedy gold!

[@Samurai6string85]

I like how these dudes are actually trying to help the new guy out and give him subtle directions 😂

[@IcecreamMcGuy]

I love how the husband is itching to try the texas lifestyle, while the wife is just really slowly getting used to it.

[@christopherbeddoe406]

Had buddy who took a date out to the range. He showed her how to safely handle the pistol, how everything worked, how to shoot it. She listened intently. Then when it was her turn to shoot she picked it up and emptied the magazine off quickly. Every shot in the Black. She smirked at him and ask him if there was anything else he wanted to show her. Turns out she was a champion pistol shooter. They have been married a long time now. 🤔 Not quite 20 years

[@jamesbizs]

I wish that happened to me. Mine almost shot me in the face.

[@falloutfart9917]

Good for them

[@ed4709]

@@jamesbizs 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@cd00d52]

Gun ranges are legitimate first dates. Never let a woman convince you otherwise.

[@teopalafox]

id propose on the spot

[@wordkyle]

As a native Texan I want to compliment you on your Tex-accuracy ("she's in Austin") and also thank you for addressing the subject with such great humor.

[@aaronlefebre5060]

As soon as I heard "She's in Austin," I, also as a native Texan, instinctively said "yeah, that makes sense..."

[@chrissnider9555]

Austin must be where all of these wokifornians are migrating to. Thankfully haven't seen too many in San Antonio yet.

[@sharonwalker6523]

Not only do I LOVE the Babylon Bee, I love this series!

[@gsoiza17]

I shit you not, this was my sister. I introduced her to weapons (handguns, rifles and shotguns), thought her the fundamentals and safety rules and then she started blasting center mess and then headshots.... needless to say it brought a tear to my eye 🥺

[@Bubben246]

Mine didn't even bother with body shots... "Too much Call of Doody!"

[@BlueStinger475]

"she's from Austin" When I heard that, I had the exact same reaction as those 2 guys, I am from Texas and it just makes so much sense

[@scorpio6587]

I love the husband character. He is absolutely hilarious. This series is making me want to move to Texas.

[@jonathanleach1050]

C'mon down!

[@ViewThis.]

They shoulda let him continue to shoot sideways Gangsta style instead of stopping him. I bet He would have hit the target every time.

[@botandrew1]

​@@ViewThis. he/him shot sideways and still didn't landed a shot

[@JayR607]

We’re full. Try again in 30 years

[@Roxx______________]

@@botandrew1 You're not too bright.

[@mattwilliams5557]

the time stamp in the playlist shows this particular video length 5:56 . I'm not sure if that was planned, but 5.56 is a good number for this episode! :) I love it! You guys need to make a full length movie about this.

[@_urahara_]

We all cheering for Steve but not gonna lie, Timpani owned this episode 😆

[@katherinemccuaig889]

I am completely sucked into this series. I never saw this coming. These 2 are becoming more complex, interesting and true to life with every episode. Can't wait to see what they do next.

[@MEMDesigns2023]

Surprised they didn't get divorced with how the guy was very much on board with literally every Texas thing. Been in texas my entire life. The Austin part had me laughing like a mad man at 3:30 am lol

[@everready19373]

"She's in Austin" Oh man, that was hilarious! You guys knocked it out of the park, again!

[@tdhharris]

It’s bordering on irrational how excited I get when a new episode of this series drops 😂😂

[@loufacey-muench4733]

Amen to that!

[@KENTUCKYUSA1]

Timpani's eye makeup is just as funny as everything else about this outstanding series! More episodes, please!!!

[@raul0ca]

Wasn't it from a Sodom and Gomorrah scene in some old biblical movie

[@AJwoodway]

Cool tag. Im from Paducah.

[@Val.Kyrie.]

I actually really like it lol

[@ShogunAutoworks]

1980s trailer park queen makeup. It ain't new trust me haha

[@YouTubeLate]

Do they expect me to believe that a Liberal couple would be a man and a woman? Puh-lease!

[@mercedesQ]

This should be a sitcom! I don’t even watch tv, but id probably watch this 😊

[@21ctryjenlman1]

The constant through line of Steve reaching for meat products is brilliant. 😂🤣

[@SasquatchBioacoustic]

I thought Steve had the better character arc, but Timpani really stepped it up in this episode.

[@carsonrush3352]

I'm really appreciating Timpani's acting. It's hard to get into the headspace of someone that doesn't think like you do, and she's had do more of it than either of them. It's tough, and I appreciate the slow burn of her character arc.

[@ChandlerJuliet]

Thank you!!!!!!

[@ChandlerJuliet]

❤️🔫🤣

[@Cmaha770]

@@ChandlerJuliet you are a great actress. Your shooting those guns reminds me of the time we hosted an exchange student from Germany, her reaction to shooting a gun and hitting the target mirrored the expressions I saw in your face. Great job!!?!

[@nagaviper1169]

I absolutely love this series. All the actors are just fantastic. And the whole crew just does an amazing job.

[@scubasteve2189]

This is so,what accurate. I was very anti-gun, but was already starting to question that. I took a handgun class in the interest of learning more and having some experience with guns since I shouldn’t hate what I don’t understand. Going through the class I learned just how responsible most gun owners are, and how much they take safety seriously. I don’t own any guns yet but totally changed my mind about them. 👍🏻

[@tommoore2012]

Own any now?

[@neilreid2298]

@scubasteve2189 Well done. It's a terrific sport, lots of fun, and it includes a very practical skill set. Dive in deeper, my friend.

[@sporkwitch]

This saga must continue. Best sitcom in decades.

[@josephmastroianni1560]

FakeNewZ. It started a war. For independence. A king of England HATED US Boston media people. 3/5/1770. We fight media wars on desks nowadays page 1 US HISTORY CLASS. They take way longer. Kinda our USA. Long way to go!

[@camerongunn7906]

Definitely better than almost everything on cable for sure

[@adam632]

yes

[@eddie8730]

I love how they made it exactly 5:56 long 😂😂😂

[@gregmatz3693]

AR style. Was that intentional?

[@MCBard-ru7yu]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that

[@MarkNOTW]

I knew someone else would see that

[@eddie8730]

@@gregmatz3693 It's gotta be intentional

[@_Stormfather]

Only 5:55 on PC

[@eidolusgad3818]

Not going to lie, this series brings such a smile to my face.

[@___Karma__]

Timpani's character development getting a redemption ark is great! This couple might have a bright future after all 😊

[@ErickStoner]

Ive read redemption AK lmao

[@___Karma__]

@@ErickStoner 😂 i would love to see her wielding one later in the series!

[@ElleMakesAHome]

Don’t ever stop making these! I wish they were 30 minutes long. I’m so invested!

[@ChrisCarlos64]

Timpani's character is so convincing and well played, the actress made me turn from "hating her" to raising an eye brow of interest as I see where she is going from here. Of course, Steve is also great, and I cannot wait to see his full evolution into the based Chad he's meant to be.

[@rfe8nn2]

The Bee have become what the Onion and SNL used to be.

[@rfe8nn2]

Timpani just got addicted to gun powder lmao!!!! Do you want to try AR's Timpani- YES!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ChandlerJuliet]

Thank you chris!!!!

[@ChrisCarlos64]

@@ChandlerJuliet you deserve it! Truly you have some great comic chops, and I don't mean this in just a "for a girl" kind of sense. Your acting and delivery are so good, I truly was a hater on Timpani 😆🤣 because you're just so believable!

[@gonzotown9438]

Man, I'm enjoying that husband character more with every episode. So much bottled joy waiting to burst out

[@davidhfranz]

The way he was firing the AR one-handed made me absolutely cringe and no range safety officer would allow him to get a shot off in real life like that.

[@gonzotown9438]

@@davidhfranz I assume the cringe was purely intentional. It's like watching someone sing badly on purpose. It'd be hard to mess up that many things at once without trying.

[@lorrieprothero2175]

Right? He looks like a fun person to be around

[@judem429]

I, female, relate. As a freshman in college, I was put on the varsity rifle team. I love the kick of high powered rifles!

[@CNubel]

What kind of gun were you using on the college rifle team. They all use air guns today. Years ago they used .22s.

[@judem429]

@@CNubel Anschutz rifles .22 in competition. For fun we used WWII M1s, 12 gauge shotguns.

[@commehter]

I was laughing before I even clicked on the thumbnail. There was no way the gun range wasn't going to be good. Part 4 and still going strong! Keep it up, Bee!

[@יובלרוט]

That's actually pretty good, since I was worried their marriage will suffer with only Steve getting used to the place, nice that Tiffany finds things to like too, and that the Texas guys are so patient with them.

[@Grizzlox]

If Steve ain't careful, the AR isn't going to be the only thing in Texas that she's secretly craving.

[@anchorpoint3631]

Naive much? 🙄🙄

[@zac3392]

Worried? This isn’t a documentary…

[@יובלרוט]

@@zac3392 are you an idiot?

[@TheUzamaki1234]

@@Grizzlox Yeah you wish pal 😂

[@Ibhenriksen]

I like how Steve reacted, like a 9 year old who was invited to his first pool party and couldn't wait to dive into the swimming pool. 😅

[@ColdestRage303]

It's like 3 little boys trying to trick their mom so they can do something they aren't allowed to do.

[@SWags-ly7dp]

Steve has been hanging with the boys off episode... 😁

[@Lytsout193]

I'm sad this show is so short! I love it!! 😂

[@CameronJP]

A spinoff with a northeastern family moving to Florida would be great!

[@kerryedavis]

"What do you mean, NO MASKS REQUIRED???"

[@grimaldo99]

Why? Normally N.Yers move to Florida every year during the winter, thats nothing new.

[@kirkriley164]

oh this!!!!!

[@negativeindustrial]

@@grimaldo99 It was definitely the thing when I moved out of NYC to Texas in 1989. Everyone wanted to retire in Florida.

[@negativeindustrial]

@@mrprfct7069 Yours is a bit of an outlier situation. You chose to move to the most socialist city in all of the south and then are comparing it to the most constitutional of all of the NE. You can’t assume your experience is in any way typical.

[@dracofury1173]

“Always treat your gun like it’s loaded, which we now call the Alec Baldwin rule…”💀

[@gugui156]

bruh

[@nissan300ztt]

But all charges were dismissed.

[@aronicus.]

@@nissan300ztt Doesn't mean it didn't happen.

[@WhizzingFish12]

I've had several "range conversions" over the years. Its so rewarding to see the fear fall away and respect + confidence take its place. A few times at the range and a purchase usually follows. :-)

[@ColdPillowz]

@3:52 when Steve grabbed the partition to regain his footing while shooting i busted out laughing

[@Urmoms300ZX]

As a Texan, this is hilarious. Love that they made it super accurate.

[@PorkRhyne]

Unlike Steve's shooting hahaha

[@tixximmi1]

Yes and from the Austin area too.

[@hobbitpsi]

@@PorkRhyne You know I live in Texas and got a buddy who never shot before to the range and.... we talk about accuracy? somehow my buddy on his first magazine wasn't hitting the target and it had me stumped. So I watched him more closely and realized his control on the pistol was so bad he was somehow shooting the roof of the range. Keep in mind this was only a 357 magnum he was firing, but that just cracked me up so hard. lol

[@hobbitpsi]

@@tixximmi1 Oh how's little California doing?

[@tixximmi1]

@@hobbitpsi I don't know. Guess I'm between a Rock and a Weird Place.

[@eliseosterbrink8000]

Everything about this series is perfect. From the fact that Steve was the first to start turning to the "she's in Austin", everything is exactly what you'd expect to see from a Cali couple that moved to Texas. You all did an excellent job, looking forward to more!

[@ladyphoenixgrey3923]

These are so cute. Steve is actually just the most precious thing. "Dagnabit!!!" I love him.

[@Lornext]

"She's in Austin" So god damn accurate.

[@Hurricanelive]

Can't wait to see them celebrate some friendly Murican Texas "holidays" like Thanksgiving and Christmas.

[@randlebrowne2048]

Or better yet, the 4th of July!

[@scummybear]

"Even some of Steve's hit your paper that's impressive" I'm rolling on the ground

[@patrickd9551]

Did you notice the hunter biden rule posted next to baldwins?

[@dianaklien1560]

@@patrickd9551 no, I hadn’t, but I made sure to go back and look. Thanks!

[@patrickd9551]

@@dianaklien1560 No problem, I'm glad to do my part to provide the Bee with many rewatches ;) Heck I already watched it three times already. It just keeps being funny :D

[@drewdrewski4188]

The part about the smell of gunpowder really spoke to me 😊 At this point my brain just associates that aroma with happiness.

[@ericplaysbass]

Also love the smell of Hoppe’s No. 9. I wish they’d make that in a cologne.

[@TruthSayer2007]

Lol same. It’s like smelling bbq…..😌

[@jacka55six60]

@@ericplaysbass So....... you're saying it isn't?

[@nicholashernandez4611]

Spent gunpowder is a funny thing. Some people have a feeling of euphoria just smelling it, like a small high. Seeing all the stuff it can be mixed with to turn it into a proper drug, it makes sense that it could do something alone. Add to that the joy of the atmosphere in a range, and who can truly be surprised at how nice it is to smell gunpowder?

[@pitchforkpeasant6219]

Black powder smells better. End with the flintlock 🤗

[@michaelknight2897]

I work on the west coast. The west side of the state is liberal, the east side is conservative (divided by a mountain range). I went to some training and there was a variety of people there. There was a long break (lunch) and a buddy of mine, both of us from the east side, started talking about gun projects and such. There were about 3 people from the west side who jumped right into the conversation and couldn't stop talking. Later on I asked if they felt comfortable talking about guns with colleagues. They said "hell no". There were EXCITED to finally get to talk about their gun hobby and not hide it. It was hilarious.

[@ChandlerJuliet]

Thanks for having me bee! 🐝 loveeee Timpani! 🤣

[@worms1]

THANK YOU CHANDLER YOU ROCK

[@volkerxd8821]

Love that your girl loves guns she'll become a true American one gun at a time get that girl a lever action lol

[@TheSrSunday]

You are having too much fun with that character, methinks.

[@ChandlerJuliet]

@@worms1 my absolute pleasure

[@TheHouseOfWaffles]

I laughed so hard at the Alec Baldwin Rule that I think I missed the next couple of jokes.

[@walkerk77]

The Hunter Biden rule is out of focus. Look like it says: "Know where your firearm is at all times."

[@AgraxGaming]

i peed myself a little cuz it took me off guard

[@davidhfranz]

The Hunter Biden rule was "Know where your guns are at all times"

[@CaptainSeamus]

The other sign there was the "Hunter Biden Rule" - SAVAGE!