Dutch: *takes Indonesia* Indonesia: WE WANT INDEPENDENCE Dutch: *Ah sh*t here we go again*
@ivan.04754 жыл бұрын
It's was very sad to let go😢
@ilhamgod45144 жыл бұрын
Timor Leste:
@SoumikDas7024 жыл бұрын
All you had to do was to follow the damn train CJ
@BartdeGraaff20074 жыл бұрын
ZEG MAKKER
@Airborne6754 жыл бұрын
@Killschool PANNENKOEK
@DiscoverGuy4 жыл бұрын
Cuba: **takes over netherlands** Me: Wait that’s illegal
@robloxsimulatorrickroll74254 жыл бұрын
HAHA. Malta there isn't on the european map. WHY! I LIVE AT MALTA IN OFFENDED
@APtheAvGeek4 жыл бұрын
HOW IS THAT ILLEGAL?
@Airborne6754 жыл бұрын
XD
@kiekeboe_4 жыл бұрын
Yoooo same
@emmajohnston17944 жыл бұрын
@@robloxsimulatorrickroll7425 the start said dont be offended and Malta Is tiny I think
@AMADA.Indonesia4 жыл бұрын
1:43 *Netherlands attacked europe Me: wtf, he's attack Switzerland too. THAT IS ILLEGAL
@unionofsovietsocialistrepu45614 жыл бұрын
and he win vs the switz MORE ILLEGAL
@phantomgames77284 жыл бұрын
watch this kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM&start_radio=1
@lxrdsacrifice4 жыл бұрын
@@phantomgames7728 no u
@cvrti-k4w4 жыл бұрын
Austria why you bulling me
@attila35564 жыл бұрын
@@phantomgames7728 i am barby girl in the barby word
@GL_Tiago4 жыл бұрын
"The alarm goes its time to wake up!" "School begins in 20 minutes"
@frituurdavy3 жыл бұрын
Bro this is creepy,. when I readed this, my school began in 20 minutes
@Justin_indo4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: peace Netherlands: haha gekoloniseerd ga brrr
@Justin_indo4 жыл бұрын
@sem hage obvious
@frikandelbroodje64914 жыл бұрын
GEHANDHAAFD
@animalgamesforyou034 жыл бұрын
@frikandelbroodje Sem ik wel
@Daan034 жыл бұрын
frikandelbroodje Sem *Are you Dutch? My English isn’t(is not) very good ok, but it was a funny video :))) even corrigeren
@femketaat51303 жыл бұрын
HUP NEDERLAND
@veldmuis81814 жыл бұрын
Netherlands: attack russia German soldiers: war flashbacks
@lfamvs55204 жыл бұрын
At first I was legitimately thinking “what kind of history books are you reading?”😅
@Pyxlean4 жыл бұрын
Denmark idea Germany: I want more land Germany declares war on denmark Denmark: Are you sure I have a secret weapon Germany: And what is the secret weapon? Denmark: You will see. Germany tries to push into Denmark but fails Germany: YOU USE LEGO FOR A WEAPON. ALL MY SOLDIERS DIED FROM STEPPING ON LEGO. Denmark pushes into Germany and kills it. Denmark: I want more land Denmark declares war on Poland Poland: You can't beat me Denmark: Of course I can Denmark puts LEGO on the front lines the Polish soldiers die Poland: This is why LEGO is a weapon of mass destruction. "Poland is annexed by Denmark" Denmark: Hey Europe do you like LEGO. Europe: No Denmark: Then die "Denmark declares war on Europe except the Netherlands, and all the island nations that are part of Europe" Denmark: Haha no one does stand a chance. It's time for you Netherlands. "Denmark declares war on the Netherlands" Netherlands: You will fail Denmark: And how Netherlands: My entire country is full of marches. Your lego will fall in the water. Denmark: Nooo I forgot about that "The Netherlands is winning the war" Netherlands: Time to restore the borders of Europe. "Netherlands restores borders" Denmark: :(
@gappy89484 жыл бұрын
Freaking genius lego
@Pyxlean4 жыл бұрын
@@gappy8948 LEGO is a weapon of mass destruction of *legs*
@jttjlep_4 жыл бұрын
Your lego will fall in the water🤣🤣
@-gemberkoekje-55474 жыл бұрын
The netherlands drained all the marshes
@ExplodingTNTamazingart4 жыл бұрын
Few minutes later Cuba: Yes, I won. Unknown: Not so fast Cuba, you forgot me. Cuba: Who are you? Unknown: I'm minecraft, you killed The Netherlands now I'm gonna kill you. Cuba: Try it then, you're weak. Minecraft:*BRINGS OUT A BUNCH OF MOBS* Cuba: AHHHHHHHHH, help, I'm dying. Minecraft: *Turns the Netherlands into the Nether*
@adrifYT4 жыл бұрын
cuba in a nutchell
@armeniancrusader3014 жыл бұрын
MSPaint Artist Netherlands ? Minecraft is from Sweden
@armeniancrusader3014 жыл бұрын
MSPaint Artist ahh I see now nether-lands
@rosli54844 жыл бұрын
Why minecraft not using gamemode creative?
@thehollandian4 жыл бұрын
Tjere is not funmy!
@louislichtveld46684 жыл бұрын
Im from the netherlands
@bpdbhp16324 жыл бұрын
No you are not
@louislichtveld46684 жыл бұрын
@@bpdbhp1632 zeker ben ik wel van Nederland
@Airborne6754 жыл бұрын
@@bpdbhp1632 Z E G M A K K E R
@ColinHookboer1294 жыл бұрын
Ik ook
@louislichtveld46684 жыл бұрын
@@bpdbhp1632 Ben ik wel
@Argenique4 жыл бұрын
Netherlands: *Betrays The Countries that helped Netherlands* Me: Wait.. *That's Illegal*
@mx.netherlands65884 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Germany did the same.
@BahamianMotorWorker3 жыл бұрын
Im dutch but i cant do something about it sry
@stinky-oc2wc4 жыл бұрын
That moment the netherlands realizes that nobody else in the world eats hagelslag: *B O Z I G*
@aaron1404 жыл бұрын
You think you can speak for the whole world
@stinky-oc2wc4 жыл бұрын
@@aaron140 Uhm no?
@aaron1404 жыл бұрын
@@stinky-oc2wc but you said nobody else in the world eats it
@stinky-oc2wc4 жыл бұрын
@@aaron140 It was a joke, not an informative comment. I didn't check every single person in the world to see if they have ever eaten hagelslag.
@aaron1404 жыл бұрын
@@stinky-oc2wc how can it be a joke if it was not true
@pagol24364 жыл бұрын
All they need to conquer the world are *ghasts, piglins, blazes, and white skeletons*
@wesleykroon84474 жыл бұрын
In dutch we dont say: we are strong. We say: LAAT ZE MAAR KOMME! And i think shats beautifull.
@aydingharehbaghian79234 жыл бұрын
Austria against germany?? Wait that's illegal
@itzcas25164 жыл бұрын
I like how France says english please but not knowing that 95% of the Netherlands can speak english
@juulinator91004 жыл бұрын
And the french speak it barely
@milanvanoostveen42914 жыл бұрын
Russia: what happend to Europe? Netherlands: I happend
@josefstalin88154 жыл бұрын
poland win in a war against germany: me:wait thats illegal
@centralintelligenceagencyb9034 жыл бұрын
your name is Joseph Stalin
@josefstalin88154 жыл бұрын
@@centralintelligenceagencyb903 yes thats me
@centralintelligenceagencyb9034 жыл бұрын
Your joking
@josefstalin88154 жыл бұрын
@@centralintelligenceagencyb903 no
@PersianBenji164 жыл бұрын
Damn Iran is pretty fucking big
@whyamihere8324 жыл бұрын
Do Belgium in a Nutshell
@Underwerpen4 жыл бұрын
Or Egypt in a nutshell
@daan1jorg4564 жыл бұрын
Yes the country i live in
@_sus56424 жыл бұрын
@@daan1jorg456 I have a question, so I'm Dutch. Buutt, what's different between Vlaams and Nederlands?
@daan1jorg4564 жыл бұрын
@@_sus5642 Nederlands praten mooier..
@remyf.b.7334 жыл бұрын
Like als je Nederlands bent
@-ojwbe-88194 жыл бұрын
Remy F. B. Ben Belgisch maar we zijn broeders toch haha
@remyf.b.7334 жыл бұрын
- OjWbe - moet je ff premier van België worden wordt ik premier van Nederland gaan we weer samenvoegen ok?
@-ojwbe-88194 жыл бұрын
Remy F. B. Is goed 👍😂
@remyf.b.7334 жыл бұрын
- OjWbe - 😂😂
@mx.netherlands65884 жыл бұрын
@@remyf.b.733 nee nee nee ik wil jou niet als mijn premier. Nope nope nope
@muktidewi71514 жыл бұрын
Malaysian in a nutshell Malaysia: my country is small Malaysia: hmmmmm my again the revolution the bigger country Malaysia: Singapore and Brunei join me Singapore and Brunei: no to you Malaysia: ok then Malaysia atacked Malaysia: Thailand join me i have the thai tea is Malay tea Thailand: no thai tea this thai tea!!! Malaysia: ok Malaysia atacked Malaysia: hm i,m atack the country Myanmar,laos, Vietnam, Cambodia Join me i,m to bigger 4 country: no to you Malaysia atacked Malaysia : hm i,m changed my name country and atack for all country Melayu empire (Malaysia): india!! India: yes Melayu empire: i,m atacked you is i have to taj mahal :) India: no u hahaha Melayu empire: ok Melayu atacked Pakistan:yes a not India Melayu empire: oh i forgot Pakistan i have you is the bigger Pakistan: ok just don't atack me Melayu empire: yes :) Melayu empire: Philippines join to me your island Philippines: no u Melayu empire: ok Melayu empire atacked Philippines: i surender Melayu empire: yes!! Melayu empire: hah i have the idea I,m atacked China,Japan and Korea 3country: haha you Smalling Melayu empire: *TRIGRED* Melayu empire: I,M ATACKED YOU NOT SORRY 3country: atack! Melayu empire atacked Korea and japan: i surender Melayu empire: yes i win i,m big Iran: apganistan i atack you Iran atacked Melayu empire: Iran join me i have oil to tanks and more Iran: no u Melayu empire atacked Melayu empire: i atack Mongolia, Srilanka and Taiwan 3country: ah s**t here we go again Melayu empire atacked Melayu empire: Turkey i have kebab is mebab Turkey: ok don't atack me Melayu empire: i,m bigger Indonesia: no u Melayu empire Yo is claim it my island and my food Melayu empire : oh i forgot Indonesia you died Indonesia Indonesia: no plzzzz Indonesia atacked Indonesia: i win? Russia: haha i help you Indonesia Indonesia: thank you Russia Russia: np Malaysia (comeback): ah s**t Indonesian: i,l reset all country
@muktidewi71514 жыл бұрын
Why??
@funnyguy-qo6ut4 жыл бұрын
I like the nutshell but its really confusing
@woeimunchan64284 жыл бұрын
yeah Malsysia in a nutshell
@muktidewi71514 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!!!!!
@eny93704 жыл бұрын
Grammars pls nazi
@noobforsoup4 жыл бұрын
The dutch were insanely powerful for it's size back in the day. Realistic af.
@Timhermans074 жыл бұрын
I am from the netherlands.. so... GEKOLNISEERD!!!
@jioo-ug8sl4 жыл бұрын
Kurwa
@MarkDDG4 жыл бұрын
Do Benelux in a nutshell!
@olyavsn4 жыл бұрын
Netherlands is talking earth don’t take earthhhh
@robloxsimulatorrickroll74254 жыл бұрын
Netherlands: *Take over NATO* USA:O.K.
@montenegropatriot68134 жыл бұрын
Montenegro in nutshell please
@realkronosy4 жыл бұрын
I know the secret weapon The Belgian fries that they stole from our land
@rooshovhannes75924 жыл бұрын
Everyone: NO DONT DO IT!!! Netherlands: G E K O LO O N I S E E R D
@rooshovhannes75924 жыл бұрын
IK WIL SO VEEL COMMENTS
@areyoulolno56614 жыл бұрын
How is Greenland in Europe????????
@candacegaming6884 жыл бұрын
I loved when Russia was like WTF ARE YOU DOING NETHERKANDSSD
@YTBR-celebirtyCLIPS4 жыл бұрын
Dit is een Nederlander
@Owlmangamernl4 жыл бұрын
Leuk gemaakt
@AXELVISSERS4 жыл бұрын
As a Belgian I dissapprove
@thatoneplaneboy3 жыл бұрын
Na u all wrong we are like: T U L P
@gergodanyi7914 жыл бұрын
Netherlands VS Cuba
@wessel89184 жыл бұрын
I’m a proud hollander
@martinde_haan4 жыл бұрын
Ohhh yessss thank you!
@FlorisToxopeus4 жыл бұрын
Martin De Haan Nederland hier is het eindelijk
@martinde_haan4 жыл бұрын
Weet ik
@beear13434 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nanoPersimmon4 жыл бұрын
Lolo
@AnteGamisouRe4 жыл бұрын
G.... G.. G E... G E K.... Nee ik doe het niet
@joeyminigames71474 жыл бұрын
Do Albania in a nutshell
@ninja_stickmain4 жыл бұрын
Sweden: börk USA: cola Netherlands: A J A X AND F E Y E N O O R D
@stars-hk9uo4 жыл бұрын
Un: Well here we go again war and conquest
@montenegropatriot68134 жыл бұрын
Do Montenegro in Nutshell
@geocritic35774 жыл бұрын
Gasp! Russki lost! *Sad meme song plays
@geocritic35774 жыл бұрын
Heh
@jelleputker23934 жыл бұрын
It's Parijs, not parjis btw
@bergencountymapping33884 жыл бұрын
Idea: Don’t mess with Uzbekistan! Uzbekistan: I’m going to talk with the countries bordering me! Uzbekistan: First, Kazakhstan. Uzbekistan: Kazakhstan, hello! Kazakhstan: You’re double landlocked ha ha Uzbekistan: Maybe Tajikistan now? Uzbekistan: Tajikistan, hello! Tajikistan: You’re double landlocked ha ha Uzbekistan : I’m going to say hello to Afghanistan now. Uzbekistan: Hello, Afghanistan! Afghanistan: You’re double landlocked ha ha Uzbekistan: Kyrgyzstan now. Uzbekistan: Hello, Kyrgyzstan. Kyrgyzstan: You’re double landlocked ha ha Uzbekistan: UGG one more shot. Uzbekistan: Hello, Turkmenistan… Turkmenistan: You’re double landlocked ha ha Uzbekistan: I will ask Russia for nuclear bomb. Uzbekistan: Russia can I have nuclear bomb??? Russia: OK Uzbekistan:Heh… Countries bordering Uzbekistan:WTF
@reapervalentin91674 жыл бұрын
Germany:*Used Drugs In War* Netherlands:*Does The Same*
@user-jz7xp6lr6l4 жыл бұрын
Netherlands: *takes over asia* Indonesia: Ah shit here we go again
@SugarPawz Жыл бұрын
Netherlands: Invades Switzerland Me: Wait a minute, that's illegal
I didnt know that you are from serbia too btw i love ur videos.
@thepandamc40934 жыл бұрын
Alot of country's: war for land Meanwhile in the netherlands: D R A I N
@jaycartwright11704 жыл бұрын
You missed the opportunity to make the Netherlands create more land
@yulgikim43894 жыл бұрын
I am surprised that the guy who made the idea in the first place, probably did not knew his history well I know that Mongolia invaded russia, but back then there was no Russia, sort of
@sverrejansen1534 жыл бұрын
I'm from the Netherlands.🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱😃🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
@supermapping96024 жыл бұрын
Cool video
@vichkar36804 жыл бұрын
France: speak english please. *proceeds to use the wrong form of then
@irisschweig34914 жыл бұрын
Germany attackes poland in 1942: Poland:well well,how the time turnables
@patrickvanklinken4 жыл бұрын
Not everyone in the Netherlands likes Ajax or Feyenoord, and big thanks for simulating Every dutchsmans wetdreams. And There was a mistake with Paris we write It like Parijs
@GarolandMapping3 жыл бұрын
Indonesia:You Forgot Me Nl:oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@cipi4754 жыл бұрын
Russia: Netherlands WTF are you doing? Netherlands : I'm STRONK Russia:...
@kevinsnijderssaveukraine68024 жыл бұрын
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
@Ikazune_4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@user-dutchkingdom23 күн бұрын
Im dutch
@YellowCrexius4 жыл бұрын
Timor leste idea Timor leste:my country is smal.I have idea hey australia Australia:what? Timor leste:i take your land Australia:haha your smal Indonesia:i help you timor leste Autralia: wtf why you stronk Timor leste:because indonesia help me Indonesia:hello Australia:sh*t Timor leste:i won hmm i take europe What are you doing to my county!!!! Timor leste:WAR!!! Indonesia:what are you doing timor leste Timor leste:i take you land (war) Timor leste:why you stronk? Indonesia:becaus asean help me Timor leste:i surrender Indonesia:ok
@stormgroenendijk49484 жыл бұрын
In the netherlands we say GEKOLONISEERD that means probably all of this video😂
@bartjeww4 жыл бұрын
I'm Dutch
@have38173 жыл бұрын
bro this is the best represantation i've ever seen only my history teacher is a bit mad at me for swearing in a tests but i have a 10 now
@fakedutch_4 жыл бұрын
Water: *Let me introduce myself.*
@Deadofrara4 жыл бұрын
Jordan in a nutshell please
@celibaatpiraat63374 жыл бұрын
this is amazing, this is good.
@DolanZoldhost4 жыл бұрын
Unrealistic coming from the country that protected themselves at WWII by a bike
@benen53464 жыл бұрын
Hey teo mapper, i know you by has a gylala fan like me i already suscribe you!
@mohnishjeyaram66994 жыл бұрын
Cuba destroys Netherland* Cuba:haha I told you Netherland
@jaysonvanhenten75884 жыл бұрын
Netherlands: het is niet van mij ik heb het gekoloniseerd😂
@loopy15844 жыл бұрын
Never sleep in the nether
@mx.netherlands65884 жыл бұрын
I hate that damn pun 😂
@jorisbeugen35624 жыл бұрын
Im dutch and i can tell you this never gonna happen🤣
@mx.netherlands65884 жыл бұрын
Yeah but I kinda wish it would tbh
@albertlie93543 жыл бұрын
History can be repeated
@notmaldonado4 жыл бұрын
If the Netherlands are leaders have we no water more