McDonald's in a Nutshell

[@Joeseppi]

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[@JayXP1]

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[@homiecat93]

luv u man

[@deepoi5754]

ok

[@kutura_P]

Oh wow how does this comment only have 9 likes??

[@reo01_]

hey hey hey

[@DatMrDolphin]

Joeseppi is like that one cool uncle that shows up occasionally but brings lots of gifts for you

[@Gooseeyyy]

Yeah bro is that only cool family member

[@InsaneJack2010]

I completely agree

[@Philip_Taylor]

No, that's family this is just youtube.

[@b-cket]

@@Philip_Taylor have you ever heard of similes and metaphors?

[@isucckayloodicc]

j2

[@Micha-Hil]

3:48 I work a part-time at McDonald's. Half the time I'm cleaning up the lobby, I'm taking a look at all the people ordering from the kiosk, jotting down the numbers in my head just in case the printer paper doesn't come out. If it doesn't, I immediately show up beside them and tell them exactly what their order number is. It's such a relief for the other person, and such a good feeling for me. EDIT: For a quick heads-up, don't look down at the paper printer when you're ordering off the kiosk. Keep your eyes glued to the screen until you see your number, and THEN look for the printer paper. Saves you the hassle of having to ask the workers which order is yours, even if that works too.

[@jonathanjeremy1729]

The world needs more people like you

[@mr.thomas6348]

Legend.

[@lukacigic3959]

Bro is Him.

[@SuperBermo]

Absolute LEGEND ❤ (chain pls🥹

[@sagemaster1357]

Where's your employee of month?

[@Lambdaleth]

As a former McDonalds employee of 5+ years, even though I left 6 years ago, I regularly still have dreams where I have to return to the beeping hell.

[@thesandwichanarchist]

What's worse is when your store owner is a cheap fuck and doesn't replace the nugget fryer even though it's constantly overheating and it beeps about twice and second and there is *nothing* you can do to fix it without risking losing your job

[@miram8105]

I’ve been working for 3+ years by now (and still going) and to be honest, I’m just used to it by now, don’t really care anymore

[@Lambdaleth]

@@miram8105 oh yeah, I definitely got used to it while being there. Also, can you please steal a bag of pickles for me?

[@miram8105]

@@Lambdaleth sure thing, but I don't know if they'll survive the shipping from Germany lol

[@haloforfun8231]

I've been working at McDonald's for 3+ years, my brain has become so used to hearing the beep from the fryer that it automatically cancels it and doesn't let me hear it. im not joking

[@TwoNumbahNiens]

if you're wondering, he's not dead. he's just taking a break. he announced this on his discord server 5 days ago: "Howdy gang, Sorry for the radio silence as of recent, i am not dead believe it or not! Just been taking time off and stepping back from content for a bit to enjoy life, not sure when exactly i'll be back but hopefully pick things up again at some point soon! Been going hard at the editing for a while now, and never really looked out for myself, and trying to run everything had burnt me out like crazy hope ya understand (don't worry about me! just always made content when i've felt the urge and just taking time away for a while!)""

[@altname2000]

I love you❤

[@RealComplainsAlot]

Thank you

[@stuff43]

thanks

[@PixelTheProto64]

Thank you good sir, I thought he died.

[@Pax.YouTube]

I was wondering, thanks.

[@ChiliBurgerYT]

8:34 As someone who worked in the french fries position at another restaurant, I completely agree with what you’re saying here. Making a whole new thing of fries just so you can give someone no salt fries is an absolute pain.

[@compatriot852]

You really can't predict what Joeseppi will come back with after disappearing for months

[@alex.g7317]

It’s almost like he has a life…

[@PublivingMarmot]

I’m possible@@alex.g7317

[@PublivingMarmot]

Impossible byw

[@beanz3089]

​​@@alex.g7317yeah...

[@spunkysamuel]

No one is complaining lol@@alex.g7317

[@SteveDCM]

You know it’s a good day when Joeseppi does

[@guts2048]

Yup

[@rebelliousreptile7336]

So true

[@swedzan6835]

true and real

[@--Dannyman--]

Wtf???

[@--Dannyman--]

Wtf???

[@in.vasive]

Joeseppi’s sponsor segments are the only ones I NEVER skipped

[@OofRGang]

indeed good sponsorship, actually provides a laugh as well, not just plain boring advertisement

[@JoshuaWachemba]

I actually like them

[@AtlynYoutube]

imagine being robbed and then you hear "ew your wallet is sh*t."

[@near5148]

I skip sponsors ​@@OofRGang

[@ChillMajor]

facts

[@n.park1]

We miss you lil bro

[@fish_alt]

A new video is being worked on

[@mengo_kil]

hes on shorts lol

[@enternamehere544]

@@mengo_kilnobody wants that tho do they

[@Accellarator]

lil bro is crazy

[@bongosbongos]

joe back

[@Voxelgd]

7:57 I just opened the video because I was watching it earlier and it started at “get in me now”

[@dagobahstudios3662]

I don’t mind joeseppi taking a long time to make this video like he just made a whole ass animated documentary I think he deserves to take his time

[@wiesorix]

I really love how you carefully limited the use of McWords to the moments where they are most effective: "just describing this scenario shakes me to the McCore." Brilliant

[@viscountrainbows2857]

We all must McXpand our McVocabularies, my McComrade.

[@ai578]

joseppi is like the cousin that comes rarely but is fun

[@almo2343]

Comes🤤

[@chessnoob62]

Bruh

[@memedood]

@yo

[@Ratardwithnofuture]

​@@almo2343bro ruined the vide

[@supsnail]

I love rewatching these

[@Catmeowfs]

Hello

[@ice711real]

Same

[@supsnail]

@@ice711real HAHA NO WAY

[@supsnail]

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[@amazontabletkid4832]

The British government finally got him💀

[@mayonaise0]

he fell in a comically large hole

[@Certified_Marvin_M0ment]

What do you mean by that

[@Bowyn.]

nah hes back for monke

[@Chrisey96.]

"McBastards" as my dad called it 😂

[@moudura2448]

I don't blame him

[@markolitvic6981]

3:27 my friend from high school actually did that when we were on vacation in Spain He just wanted to test it for the lols and actually got just two slices of cheese

[@JimmyTerryPWL]

Was he charged full price?

[@mistercreeper3029]

​@@JimmyTerryPWLProbably yes.

[@puncheanman]

Legend has it that Michael Keaton's version of Wayne Enterprises is just McDonald's

[@frankdegarcia]

Plz don’t quit, ur one of the most underrated KZbinrs on the platform

[@BigC4040]

It's been 7 months where did u go 😢😢😢😢

[@Big_John15853]

Taking a break

[@FrankieMations]

He is coming back, his latest short is from June 14 2024

[@TylerTheDevourer]

Big mac aint got nothing on me 😎 🧓

[@toastersinbathtubs]

i kidnapped him

[@mvlpix4419]

@@toastersinbathtubsi’ll give you 3 big tasty bacon, the toy dad from the incredibles & a rare monopoly street if you let him go

[@sirhellsing]

I actually never have a problem with the koisks so they just work seamlessly for me, and I can take however long to customize the item while knowing all the prices and options, it's one of the best quality of life inventions ever for fast food imo

[@monsterdonster9981]

McDonalds kiosks are usually great, but when they do that thing that makes them not process your payment at all you just wanna give up

[@sirhellsing]

@monsterdonster9981 it only happened to me once and I just paid to front counter, my local McDonald's is just really good overall though, always hot crisp fries and stuff

[@smittzero8463]

I'm pretty sure there's a kiosk near me that's had the printer door hanging off for at least a year now. The most common problem I encounter is when I order a cheeseburger and forget to take out the nasty stuff (anything that's not cheese or burger, ketchup can stay though). The kiosk may tell me that I'm not allowed to eat in the restaurant but I don't take orders from robots.

[@smeggiamagarwine]

​@@smittzero8463its right, get out the McDonalds you toddler, children can't order. who tf removes things from the burger 💀

[@Kektus1]

The kiosks always work fine for me, with the exception that they never seem to keep them stocked with receipt paper. @@smeggiamagarwine Anyone who doesn't remove those messy onion slivers is uncultured swine in my opinion.

[@ThaRixer]

The upstairs area being blocked off constantly is so painfully true LMAO

[@nintendude14]

6:50 Love that Wii Fit joke.

[@jamesrgamesoffical]

I think that you might like nintendo

[@Stripeyy]

2:18 when you hear that beeping it means that food has reached it's "expiration time" where it doesn't taste as good anymore, and it has to be thrown out to the trash. usually it's around 15-30min for meats and 5-10min for fries. fresh vegies get an hour in a cooled drawer. Also you get used to the smell and force yourself to don't think about it.

[@justaguyontheinternet3893]

7 months. Safe to say Joeseppi finally got sent to a mental hospital.

[@anenglishmanplusamerican7107]

Oh, the thrill of an extended sightseeing tour with Giuseppe at the helm, making sure you appreciate every corner of your neighborhood before actually getting to where you need to be. Time management at its finest!

[@guidomista5738]

11:14 hold up, those are STRAWS? I used to think it's a weird spoon and put there my finger as a extention and a cool way to eat until my finger once got stuck there.

[@SSukram_]

They are not, he said "thinking" those McDonald's spoons where straws

[@MadJack1]

I think it's supposed to be the mixer blade when they mix up your drink so they don't have to clean up the mixer every time it have multiple mixers for their drinks

[@FlowAscending]

Being blessed with a Joeseppi video as I eat dinner is phenomenal

[@herosam1390]

Are you eating McDonald's for dinner? I sure hope so

[@edouardbeland5528]

I’m eating breakfast

[@organicleaf]

i have a hangover

[@herosam1390]

@@organicleaf I have depression

[@organicleaf]

@@herosam1390 same

[@saadqureshi7993]

8:03 The only reason why the McDonald's Ice cream machines 'Never work' is because that it actually has a long cleaning process

[@globofoxfan2cs124]

So "the ice cream machine's broken" is McDonald's employee English for "we're cleaning the ice cream machine."? I'm shocked 😲.

[@neringalukoseviciute1787]

Please don’t ghost us, you still have that long drive series to finish 😭

[@TimSlee1]

10:41 This part of the video was a real trip down memory lane, I didnt go to McDonalds much as a kid but I remember all of these.

[@CommentGuyYuh]

Joeseppi never fails to fill me up, nice and warm

[@CommentGuyYuh]

With happiness of course

[@heysomes7822]

Yeah, I can tell by your profile pic

[@kilgore.]

[@--------_]

woah woah woahhhhh

[@rollinontheboard]

🤖

[@captaiawesome2260]

5:25 as someone who has worked fast food, fries are kept frozen until they are put into the fryer. Procedure is to make sure all of the fries are submerged in the hot oil, but managers are now having employees fill above the fry line, meaning that some fries never get cooked at all, as they don’t get any hot oil on them. This leaves the fries above the line still frozen.

[@Scoob_547]

come back please i miss you ❤

[@Idfk734]

He uploaded a few shorts a couple days ago don’t worry

[@mrfartsaasaa9618]

8:46 if you want a better hack there is no one stopping you from getting another drink lid and using that.

[@77NDSS]

Fun story: my McDonald’s had these ordering machines where, and almost every time me and my dad went to McDonald’s we would use them, but one day the screen on the machine thingy had smudges. Me and my father didn’t think much of it and we ordered out food, we went back home to eat sitting in the living room, my dad in his bedroom, in scroller though my phone until I found this article from this local news thingy Turns out that same machine ordering system thingy we used had 10% skid marks. People would use the toilet then use the goddamn machine without washing their hands, and the amount of times me and my dad order from that machine was a lot, so that fact that we were touching a screen that possessed a percentage of 10 percent skid on it was disgusting we never went that McDonald’s again, and soon we moved.

[@Rumym8]

why would you not just order your food and go wash your hands or use the hand sanitizer available to you? i always do that when i eat out at fast food or a resturant

[@umutneo]

People also touch tables and chairs and anything with same hands

[@CordeliaWagner]

Imagine your dad loved you enough to cook for you.

[@77NDSS]

@@CordeliaWagner Your father drinks to forget that you exist my father cares for me and actually does cook for me and provide care and things for me, we are not the same.

[@notcatisa]

bro i wash my hands after using the fingerprint scanner at work or touching any screen i dont own wyd

[@standby_for_titanfall]

You know its a good century when Joeseppi uploads

[@jonathanbenze6949]

8:53 he really said Optimus Heinz

[@avenuenumber12]

And?

[@BensonGyaterson]

I see no problem with that

[@MasonDoofus]

Because there is nothing wrong

[@TJRanger]

bro makes us wait like oversimplified

[@Lrd_Enma]

14:10 and he just disappeared for another half a year

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

Teacher: what sound do cows make? That one kid: 1:05

[@マンマン]

XDD

[@kubaoko008]

that's what cows sound like.

[@BlastingDuck]

7:38 I do not think we have those in Singapore as the currency is in Philippine peso

[@Tondy3]

Aint no way its this guy again, for the SECOND time in the same year! Incredible consistency

[@MaxTheVoidling]

5:00 beautiful reference

[@KESTRELZZ]

hey there! from experience, my local McDonald's stores sometimes don't print, and don't show your receipt. If you use the ordering machine and it doesn't print/doesn't show, ask the workers at the counter. *They know your order number* follow these instructions: 1. work up the courage to go to the counter. 2. say "My receipt didn't print, and i don't know my order number." 3. repeat your entire order, if they ask you to. 4. Profit

[@username5155]

6:17 They fill it to the fill line on the side of the cup to account for the volume of the tools used to mix them

[@CorvusCorviday]

5:18 i haven’t worked at McD’s, but at wendy’s they legit do use a giant press. You throw the patties you need at that moment, and the amount to keep an excess, on the grill, then you press this giant machine down and it cooks them for you.

[@Shyrrn]

6:01 ah yes, the Mc brick

[@Callingcuts]

Lol

[@chupitrooper5878]

I just wanna say Joeseppi's stuff is irresistible. He sounds so charismatic when he delivers lines, plus his editing really aids in the comedy. It's tangible how none of his jabs are in malice, just to emphasize his points. Lovely stuff, lad.

[@raider360X_sot]

Joeseppi is slowly becoming the Sam O' Nella of commentary videos

[@sagemaster1357]

4:03 This definitely happened to me once. I finished my order but I didn't get my recipe and I forgot my order number so I was just standing in line awkwardly for my food. Afterwards, I asked the employee's and they managed to get my food thankfully. 😅

[@TheWizardsOfOz]

I love your videos, everything from the storytelling, your personality, the editing and the thumbnail make them like a chocolate sweet that has some sweet fruit jelly or gum inside.

[@charlestanut7964]

You know its a good day when Joeseppi uploads, this is just another high quality video, great work man!

[@GDPepiman]

2:05 That McDonald's is the exact McDonald's I go to.

[@thefan3618]

Damn I miss this guy

[@WheatleyInc]

7:26 I knew I wasn't the only one who thought this.

[@peggyjaws]

Joeseppi will finally reach 1 million subscribers soon, glad to see the moment happening after around a year of being a fan

[@henreeses]

joeseppi narrating a nature documentary would be peak

[@danielirvine7468]

Just discovered you you’re work is amazing man A heap of work goes in to these vids and it shows Great storytelling! Amazing editing Love you you’re work That getting hit by a car at the end was funny as !!!

[@rowandoggo]

Early 2023, ordering a black coffee, hash brown, and sausage egg and cheese in the middle of nowhere Montana while moving from Washington to New York... idk, its just a comfortable meal to have, even if you gotta stop at every truck stop and other McDonald's along the way from all the grease lmao

[@flamingrose7924]

1:23 i work at a mcdonalds, and my job is to usually start making burgers and dropping buns while wearing a headset so i know what to make in advance. And yes, its impossible for both parties to understand a word through the 2 bit mics. And the headsets are always 4000% too loud so it ruptures your eardrums

[@Puffle573]

I work there too, I'm not sure if it's standard but isn't there a volume button on your headsets?

[@flamingrose7924]

@@Puffle573 yeah but it doesnt work

[@Prauwlet213]

I love these kinds of videos. No matter how mundane the subject matter, this man makes it entertaining.

[@harryjupp-ij1qy]

joe, dont pull a fe4rrless on us

[@sqweeps.03]

Oh my gosh that just made me cry. I miss Fe4r. He could make a video playing farming simulator and we would all watch😭

[@TheFunlandTeam]

aaaaaaand he's gone again

[@keiid]

@@TheFunlandTeam we cooked where he at 😭

[@Ghost_divsion]

He did a grade a under a

[@ruthiewitter569]

I'm only at 1:30 and I'm already laughing breathlessly I saw you'd posted, and i gasped to myself and whisperingly chanted "joeseppi joeseppi joeseppi joeseppi joesppiiiiiiiiiii" i was so excited

[@villelacalebjosh5658]

Again best add ever 12:15

[@guynamedmaxwell]

The best part of a joeseppi video is when he manages to bring up the most unexpected gags and for them to actually be relevant Like “optimus heins” bro how do you come up with this stuff 😂

[@noahwain2308]

8:05 : that is Parkgate McDonald’s

[@dantecontreras887]

12:02 The nearest McDonalds is an approximation of 40 kilometers to me.

[@ranniLookingkindaFine]

do you live in space or smth?

[@jaideng0dt691]

2:05 is the Neasden McDonald’s 😂

[@dylanryan913]

I was once at my local McDonald's with my friends, i decided to get my usual order of a large big mac meal but I was ordering with the ordering machine. When I saw that you could take everything off, I had a devious, devilish idea. Long story short 10 minetes later I was talking to the manger on how my big mac order was really just 3 slices of cheese

[@zombiesl4yer169]

9:30 got me balling!! xD

[@jrobb5]

One time I ordered on one of the machines and after 30 minutes I heard an employee tell someone else that the machines weren’t working. About 7 other customers got up, presumably in the same situation as me. We couldn’t just leave at that point bc the machine had charged us, so we either needed a refund or to order again. So we had to wait in line another 15 minutes and for those who ordered, wait another 20 minutes for their food…

[@JeffreyBrown-o8v]

Optimus Heinz actually had me on the floor 🤣

[@Quackforlife]

where did u go ):

[@stale_tale]

He always posts like 4 months apart

[@imbio6930]

@@stale_tale its 5 months now

[@Heccy_weccy]

I imagine he's either taking a break or working on something way bigger than usual. Maybe both?

[@ni99ashells]

​@@Heccy_weccy that is right. He is taking a break and enjoying life, as stated in his discord server (i think)

[@AddAHandleToContinue-p5d]

Ronald McDonald took him

[@boston_boi]

2:30 “OH BOY 3 AM”

[@CRAZYMONYmc]

as a fired McDonalds employee I can confirm we are the ingredients for the chicken McNuggets

[@NextAwardWinner]

Hey you, how is it like in the afterlife

[@organicleaf]

@@NextAwardWinner very nuggety i would assume

[@NextAwardWinner]

@@organicleaf hmm, would make sense

[@hayden7525]

I laughed so hard at this video, because i can probably relate to most everyone here when it comes to McDonald's

[@bloodfrostgaming9204]

Hi, fast food worker here, we don't make fresh fries when someone asks for no salt. We just dump them back in the fryer for a few seconds.

[@Yusof794]

That crazy

[@Yusof794]

That crazy 😊

[@DeezNuts-qc2kv]

That’s crazy

[@DeezNuts-qc2kv]

That’s crazy😊

[@BiggestEmuFan]

That’s crazy

[@TareApe]

Joeseppi comback the dumpster doesn’t fell the same without you😢

[@jasamkrava]

7:09 finally, after all these years, I found out how to pronounce Joeseppi

[@thoroughlyunoriginalname]

Was that difficult to figure out?

[@jasamkrava]

@@thoroughlyunoriginalname yes actually, english is not my first language

[@thoroughlyunoriginalname]

@@jasamkrava What is your first language?

[@jasamkrava]

@@thoroughlyunoriginalname Serbian

[@davidjacobson6791]

1:40 As a former fast food employee, let me attest to this. The headset systems most locations use are old as shit, like from the 80’s and haven’t been changed since and they are rather cheap things too. So by nature they are one-way. Meaning whenever I depressed the button to speak through my headset, it cuts off all audio and I cannot hear the customer at all. If a worker completely ignores you it’s likely they had the button pressed down while you were speaking, and the sound just didn’t play in their head phones. 😂

[@Opa_sky]

No content farms, pure quality😇

[@Fenrisuvlen_]

Joeseppi is the only KZbinr who I sat through the ad just to see more content

[@jetstream2.0]

it has been 7 months this dude hasn't posted a thing

[@coolkid6737]

You know it's a good day when joeseppi uploads

[@TheFinnishTechie]

Joeseppi is the king of making sponsorships feel like part of the video

[@tony_antony_lemony]

"Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds." Coming to America (1988)

[@alexlubbers1589]

Funny enough theres a mountain range near my home town called the McDowell mountains and I called them the Mcdonald's mountains as a kid

[@Crown_Kid]

3:56 that’s why I use the mobile app because they will call your name out when it’s ready

[@SamSur-m8c]

Pls joeseppi upload it's been 9 months

[@notultima]

Joeseppi’s uploads are such an event, such a treat to enjoy, sad they happen so inconsistently

[@LeStervayy]

Exactly

[@NETCORRUPTER1776]

Quality content takes time.

[@ferx-j3q]

fr

[@Trillyana]

My biggest issue is how overly simple the menu is. I see people talk about interesting menu items in other countries but in the US it seems like nothing ever changes.

[@casualwoomy]

McDonalds lore is just weirdly big

[@squiddicakes]

splatoon spotted ‼️

[@ardishco]

Joeseppi is the one guy on youtube that doesn't talk in a crime investigation voice and still has jokes and positivity in general. It's a breath of fresh air each time he returns and posts another weird video lol

[@memstoraty]

As someone who currently works at McDonalds, the whole video is so accurate. The receipt printer one is so real. Usually it's not out of paper, it's jammed. The type of receipt printer McDonald's use jams after every 5th customer I swear to god. And by the way, if you manage to get a Mcdonalds when it's quiet, and they have to scratch-cook everything, burger patty, fresh fries, etc, prepare for the best fucking food you'll ever taste. The difference between hot McDonalds and cold McDonalds is night and day.

[@Se663-lc3gt]

One time I got a happy meal, and they somehow forgot the burger. It was an unhappy meal.

[@BiggestEmuFan]

One time I ordered a pizza from dominoes and they forgot the sauce

[@WestMidlandstrainspotting]

0:53 my local McDonald's was the worst in the uk for s while

[@demoman0]

What's the name of it if you don't mind?

[@GrandpaJunk]

It’s been 2 months where is he… we need him

[@knatspray]

This videos you make are my entertainment comfort food. They’re always a joy to watch from start to finish.

[@ChrisScottNI]

1:25 My left ear is loving this part